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Gordon Brown anounnces first two University courses 1.How and when to sell gold 0
arrghgarry 4 years

2.How to secure your bosses job and when fucking up finding someone else to blame...

World hunger could end if we stopped putting fruit in cleaning products. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
DEET, the new fragrance from Cheryl Cole. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

https://www.secure-clienthost.co.uk/southface/files/t_723.jpg...

Police gunman advice - don't dress as policeman and shout "I've had your missus" 2
rickwestwell 4 years

This is all Svendo's, from chat. thought it deserved wider audience...

Gunman's eyes 'due to meet in middle sometime today', say doctors 1
Alan Sundry 4 years
London's glittering West End downgraded to sparkly 0
exigo 4 years
Smoking Ban to be repealed to ease pensions crisis 8
The Return of DroleNoel 4 years

Coalition ministers today spoke of "early autumn" for the smoking in public places ban to be reversed. Senior figures are hoping that the expected early deaths of 250000 smokers, both actual and...

Ashley Cole admitted to hospital suffering from the Male lairyier virus 0
arrghgarry 4 years

Doctors think he is unlikely to recover ...

Over expectation for Rooney to play football at world football cup to blame. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Explains manager Alex Ferguson defending his centre forwards poor form during tournament...

The History of the World in 100 Objects: 1997 - 2010 AD Boom and Bust 0
SallyOldcow 4 years

Number 100 - The Vuvuzela...

TV journalist at the scene admits 'I have literally no idea what is going on.' 5
MightyBlair 4 years

More as soon as somebody tells me something else...

Glasgow pub fight sparked by innocent quiz night answer of 'King Canute' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Football community "confused and shocked" after player appears to feign injury. 0
dogwheels 4 years
Cool, creamy Philadelphia 'actually quite temperate' say Pennsylvanian residents 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Ballet graduates still only need a 2:2 to get a job. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Twenty-two men on a pitch 'well above occupancy limit' says campsite owner 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Tony Blair Launches the Tony Blair Wealth Foundation 0
SallyOldcow 4 years

[center]http://i981.photobucket.com/albums/ae292/SallyOldcow/tony-blair-wealthfoundation_810.png[/center] Burj Al Arab, Dubai, 6 July 2010. It has been only a few days since Former Prime Minister...

Sting hires armed guards after Moat threatens to harm members of the Police 0
Ddigon o broblem 4 years

More to follow...

Family barbecue ruined by police raid after neighbour installs burger alarm 0
QorbeQ 4 years

More soon. [Bit of a flava of MrBlacker there.]...

Nick Robinson buys toupee on the proceeds of his may election overtime 0
Basil_B 4 years
Bachelor arrested over toxic bin 0
Mrblacker 4 years

A 27 year old Sussex man is in custody tonight, after being arrested under anti-terrorist legislation. Armed officers swooped on an address in the village of Petworth just after midday, after...

Alan Hansen to become new Defence Secretary. 0
Reggie Bumstead 4 years
Andrew Ridgley appointed George Michael's chauffeur to save his (Georges) career 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Athlete free to compete as tests prove she's just ugly 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Cheryl tells barman that she really asked for mojitos. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Local man gives up modern conveniences to learn why they are needed 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Tibet celebrates the launch of new newspaper, The Daily Lama. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Outrage at Silverstones' plans for Burger King drive-through. 0
twookey 4 years

Bernie Eclestone has risked the wrath of the Formula 1 faithful by proposing a fast food chain restaurant be built on the circuit at the home of British motor racing. Ecclestone insists that it's...

Students need 2:1 degrees to get jobs. 'This is outrageous' says NUS chap. 1
Griffin 4 years

My blooody father never needed to work at university, just slept around, got pissed and turned up to do the odd exam, got a pass degree then went into advertising. I think that is what mummy said he...

Mosquito treated for Cherylcolia 1
Scroat 4 years