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Your bloated lazy offspring still using ME as an excuse, study finds 5
Gary Stanton 4 years

Despite further evidence that Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, or ME as it is otherwise known, may be caused by a virus, scientists have warned that a persistent hardcore of fat lazy fuckers are feigning...

Sometimes you don't get stronger, you just take longer to die... 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

admits Military School of Life...

Bridge builders succeed in changing words of classic song 5
Mrblacker 4 years

For years, [i]Bridge over Troubled Waters[/i] has caused consternation and head-scratching among bridge builders and civil engineers around the globe. Now, thanks to a hefty petition and several...

Google to launch Crumble in bid to break Apple's dominance 0
exigo 4 years
Bruce Forsyth denies age is catching up with him... 0
Iamthestig 4 years

"I only resigned as it means I now have time to watch my favourite programme. The Strictly Come Dancing results show Do you know if I've had my breakfast?"...

NEW iPOD SHUFFLE DESIGNED TO BE INSERTED ANALLY 9
Peter749400 4 years

http://image.xinmin.cn/2010/09/02/20100902024347588665.jpg Apple enthusiasts faced long queues last night to get their hands on the latest version of the I-pod shuffle, which is designed to be...

Haddicks to replace Codpieces due to falling stocks in the North Sea 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Anger Management group book Tony Blair look-alike for Physical outpouring class 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Teachers begin planning school trips to Iraq in wake of US withdrawal 0
la maga 4 years

Following the withdrawal of US combat troops from Iraq many are now asking whether it is time to start taking schoolchildren to Iraq. Renowned for its ancient history and unique ecosystems, Iraq has...

Beaming Andy Murray Congratulates Winning Opponent 4
Harry Liddon 4 years

The Scotsman was wreathed in smiles in the post-match interview., ‘It wasn’t a great game, he chortled. ‘I was outplayed and the better man won.’, We asked Murray what it was like to crash...

MOD Surveillance Budget Reduced After Agreement Struck With Mysterons 3
mugwump 4 years
Murray cleared in spot-betting inquiry 0
riesler 4 years

"It's a Grand Slam, so he was never going to win anyway"...

Mayor of Peshawar cancels town twinning trip to Cockermouth 1
Phlegm 4 years
Fishermen fall out after cross lines incident as they hook the same fish. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Gorger Michael admits that blowing old men in toilets on hampstead heath 5
arrghgarry 4 years

was the inspiration for his hit "Father Figure"...

Aussie PM Julia Gillard`s first act will be to bring in English style ASBO`S 2
arrghgarry 4 years

for Abo`s this arvo,mate...

MCC ‘threw’ historic First Test against Australia alleges News of the World 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

A six month investigation by the News of the World reveals for the first time that the corruption at the heart of cricket goes back to the very beginning of international matches. In March 1877 the...

Packed lunch misery for millions of schoolchildren following Frubes strike 0
QorbeQ 4 years
BBC cancels Blair TV appearance amid protest storm 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Top BBC executives have slammed former Prime Minster Tony Blair as 'not left-wing enough' and 'a bit protestor heavy' amid news that his planned appearance as guest presenter on satirical panel show...

Tube strike misery set to continue with media going on and on about it. 0
Stan Laurel 4 years
Ramblers Association slammed for always going around the houses. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Religious Leader Immigration Levels Unsustainable, Says Minister 3
mugwump 4 years

The number of leaders of foreign religions let into the UK is "unsustainable", immigration minister Damian Green said today. The revelation comes as Pope Benedict XVI prepares to visit the UK. The...

Brass rubbing gang arrested 10
Zadok the second 4 years

The Metropolitan police vice squad today claimed a significant victory after four members of the Chatham and Gravesend Brass Rubbing Society were arrested. Members of the society - well known in...

Wedding fixing scandal may mean all UK marriages need to be replayed. 4
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Teenager expelled by Quakers for indulging in sex, drugs and Ready Brek 3
SingingHinny 4 years
Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein to be serialized in ‘Donor Weekly’. 3
SingingHinny 4 years
Carbon allotrope unexpectedly to become new Barclays boss 1
simonjmr 4 years
Me me me virus discovered in children 5
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Prostitute kicked out of English League for bringing 'The Game' into disrepute 5
R R 4 years

'Sonia', 48, - a pseudonym, but the old slapper's real age - has been expelled from the English League of Prostitutes on a charge of bringing 'The Game' into disrepute. The incident is the result of...

Experts Say That Rooney Not In Right Frame of Mind For Football 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

but fit for snooker...