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Ryanair to charge for security checks 1
acwanaut 4 years

The latests in a long line of transparency measures in air travel pricing by Ryanair has been unveiled today as the airline begins optional additional security checks for passengers. Ryanair Chief,...

Tory grass roots urge clock to be moved back permanently on Sunday 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Panto star dies, Oh no He doesn't! 1
4 years
"We do not use torture," confesses MI6 chief. 1
Boarfunkel 4 years
Nigerian man scammed by UK e-mail gang 5
dogwheels 4 years

Let's have a vote: what works better? Story one or story two? Story one: A Nigerian businessman has spoken of his shock at being conned out of his life's savings by a British gang via e-mail....

God forecloses on bankrupt Megachurch 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Council planning officers seek urgent talks with King Midas over "metal palace" 2
rickwestwell 4 years

Council town planning officials from the Turkish city of Phrygia are urgently trying to arrange a meeting with local resident King Midas after a mysterious profusion of gold statues in the...

We are fatties and proud of deny the report of a ten fold increase in 0
arrghgarry 4 years

fat people ,saying most of their members only have 7 folds ...

Google publishes address of womens refuge center 0
arrghgarry 4 years

Newspaper shows its disgust by telling more people about ...

Emin jailed for selling originals 4
Sinnick 4 years
Poster campaign set up to help save Athena. 7
Basil_B 4 years
Contraceptive Gel actually "Deep Heat " rub... 0
Mr.3374 4 years

.applied to male organ...

Police baffled when thieves take umbrage 2
Sinnick 4 years
Village of Stuffing Grotwick puts out 'singles ad' for twin village 2
la maga 4 years

A village in Hertfordshire has put out a 'singles ad' in newspapers across Europe in the hunt for a village willing to twin with them. "All the villages around us are twinned," said Graham Huntsdon,...

Out of touch Rooney spotted buying a Twix 0
Lunny 4 years

Man United and England star Wayne Rooney has been spotted living up to his lavish lifestyle in Cheshire today as he bought a twix. Not only that but sources can confirm that it was infact a king...

Raped Darfuris protest their Kensington style Housing Benefit social cleansing. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Boris seemingly quite happy with Kosovo style street cleansing though 0
Gerontius 4 years

Don't expect any more soon...

Ministerial 'big cheese' at DEFRA to visit Port Salut 0
dicky37 4 years

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Man 'holding all the cards' turns out to be postman 5
dicky37 4 years

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Firemen Want Extra 10k and 'Comfy Chair'. 2
Dun Dunkin 4 years

and chocolate fingers at tea time and flexitime so it fits in with their other job, reduction of pension age from 50 to 40 and the dismantlement of capitalism...

Man jailed for selling Emin fakes that were better than originals 0
roybland 4 years
Tory dossier set to claim that Brown 'was going ga-ga' 0
TheDuck 4 years A damning new Tory dossier will aim to 'prove' that Gordon Brown was...

Mystery buyer for Nobby Stiles world cup winners medal is Wayne Rooney. 0
Basil_B 4 years

It's about the only way he's ever going to gets hands on one. Apparently he outbid John Terry, Ashley Cole, Rio Ferdinand, Stephen Gerrard and Frank Lampard to get it...

Contraceptive gel actually superglue 6
Mr.3374 4 years

to be applied to the girl's knees...

Waitrose introduces scanner to detect customers with piercings 3
dicky37 4 years

After a spate of incidents across UK stores Waitrose is to introduce a device to scan shoppers for piercings on entering to help keep out ‘undesirable elements’. Waitrose initially responded to...

To Avoid Unexpected Boiler Bills, Keep Your old One, As the New Ones Are Crap 1
IABP 4 years

More Homecare Policies Soon...

Piers Morgan arrested for allegedly planning two shows on the BBC 10
dogwheels 4 years

Director General praises role of security services in an operation that has "saved the licence fee payer hours of pain and torture". Clarkson still at large...

Scientists to record dreams - porn industry "excited" 1
dogwheels 4 years

A team of American scientists claim to have developed a machine that can record dreams as they happen, in a move that has excited the adult movie industry. Leading porn film producers have said the...

Road signs to include Cockney translations in preparation for Migrant Londonders 2
Moggsy 4 years
Deranged Pixie who drowned victims in bubble bath was just Elf & Matey gone mad. 5
wallster 4 years