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Feel the Romance of British Royalty, Diana Underwear 0
4ty2 4 years

Chinese aniversary present to the british public by Jealousy International “Free your mind, free your style” so one can't say they lack a sense of humour...

After the success of a heartbeat reader i-phone launch a rectal thermometer ap 0
Ian Searle 4 years

For people who are really up their own a***s about their i-phones...

x-factor contestants wreck rent-a-villa 0
4ty2 4 years

and partially wax cowells bodyhair as he fails to autotune the crowd

Ken Barlow dates TV weather girl, Betty Turpin sets her sights on Daniel Corbett 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Hornby launches Xmas campaign featuring Stephen Hawking 3
Sharpehunter 4 years

and it is hoped Ronald MacDonald! Hornby plan to create a whole series of life size Train Sets and Scalextric sets which will enable children to experience the real thrill of the wild days of steam...

Bollocks' talk "mostly children" scientists find. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Tomlinsongate pathologist "not cut out for the job". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
'Bloodgate' doctor admits to involvement in Kennedy assassination 1
4 years

"I didn't think it would go as far as it did! It was only a small cut to the head." says Dr Wendy Chapman, who faces being struck off for cutting the lip of Harlequins player Tom Williams to help...

US: Kurd-killing Saddam killed good Kurds, Kurd-killing Turks kill bad Kurds 5
la maga 4 years

The US has today defended itself against accusations of hypocrisy for passing intelligence information to Turkey to help the Turkish army bomb Kurdish villages in Northern Iraq, having previously...

Heavy metal fans mistaken for Islamic fundamentalists arrested in Reading 1
simonjmr 4 years

"They had dark clothing and long beards, that fitted our profile of a Muslim terrorist" said a spokesman for Thames Valley police. More soon...

Cameron denies it's sick on his shoulder. "Something came over me" he alleged 3
Scroat 4 years

Much more poor taste shite to come...

The lea 7
arrghgarry 4 years
Childrens' talk 'mostly bollocks', scientist discovers 7
Oxbridge 4 years

For years, it has been widely assumed that young children use and adapt language in a ‘fluid, creative and innovative’ way. Indeed, according to the Social Network for Youth website, ‘their...

Man's record attempt of staying in bed is put in doubt 1
Basil_B 4 years

as guiness book of record officials accuse him of being a big lier...

BBC attempts to gag Stig, but can't get it round helmet. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
BBC spending cuts force 2011 Edinburgh Festival relocation to Manchester. 0
Stan Laurel 4 years

Despite another successful season when record numbers of reporters and journalists visited the Edinburgh Festival, it has been announced that the festival is to move to Manchester next year to assist...

Islamic penalty demanded for Pakistan 'No Balls' bowlers 6
pinxit 4 years

An 'eye' for an 'eye'...

Brit curry house to export Chicken Tarka to India 0
simonjmr 4 years

"It's just like a Tikka but only 'otter" said a spokesman More soon...

The meek agree to 20% rise in inheritance tax 1
jp1885 4 years
Surrealists launch their own news paper with the first edition of the Dali Mail 1
Ian Searle 4 years
British men condem dress that doubles as a mobile phone because it's hands free. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
capello arrested for attemts of fixing english football 0
4ty2 4 years

following the pakistani "no balls" it became clear that Capello has used the same strategy in the football WM, selecting no balls players. Apparently the scam involved various WAGS involved in ball...

Daily Mail calls for a public inquiry into the death of Casper the ghost. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

The original postmortem didn't identify the exact cause of death, and at the subsequent inquest the coroner failed to reach a conclusion. The paper now wants the case to be reopened, with a full...

Thatcher applauds mine 'for continuing Pinochet's work of persecuting workers' 3
la maga 4 years
Not enough money in the world to fix it for England to win Euro Championship 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
News of the World Behind Bed Bug Outbreak? 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Believers told to sign the Register for the Stupid...

More US Troops to Leave Iraq 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

More US troops to leave Iraq as Iraqi oil reserves hit new low...

Cricket’s ICC probes police detention death after typing error 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Balls tells ‘soap opera’ Millibands to ‘Shut it’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Slyvester the cat pleads guilty to putting grannie in the wheelie bin 1
arrghgarry 4 years

Sylvester admitted it was for a lot of fun and he just wanted to see the old bastard die...