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Feathers flew as Peacocks announced redundancies 0
victimms 20.01.12 11:14am
victimms
Britain's plan for Olympic glory "will be Homeopathic" claims performance coach

Under new Homeopathic performance metrics that will be employed at the 2012 Olympic games, the British Olympic committee will see a 0.01% and 0.02% medal strike rate as a "roaring success"....

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simonjmr 20.01.12 11:05am
simonjmr
Dental Armandhammergeddon predicted to be minty fresh 0
simonjmr 20.01.12 10:41am
simonjmr
Welsh to foil plans to let you get out of Wales as quickly as possible.

According to Wikileeks...

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Al McHogan 20.01.12 10:31am
Al McHogan
‘Irradiation Gave Me Cancer’ Laments Superhero Creating Spider

George, the infamous arachnid creator of Spiderman, has been diagnosed with terminal cancer, believed to be a result of his massive radiation exposure. From his hospital bed surrounded by cards from...

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UnoEye 20.01.12 10:22am
Perks
Obsessive fan of Scottish poet admitted to serious Burns unit 9
Smart Alex 20.01.12 10:20am
Sinnick
Peacocks in administration, EMU may follow soon

More bird news...

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Quaz 20.01.12 10:16am
Sinnick
Cosmetic surgeons drafted in to remove boobytraps 4
medici2471 20.01.12 10:16am
writinginbsl
'Extreme Manicurist' sets off nail bomb 9
Perks 20.01.12 10:08am
Username
PIP implants fail to meet husband's Great Expectations 8
charlies_hat 20.01.12 10:06am
Username
Wikipedia blacked out site not black - it's '[citation needed]'. 4
charlies_hat 20.01.12 9:36am
writinginbsl
Negative news as Kodak announce administration 4
charlies_hat 20.01.12 9:26am
writinginbsl
Facebook Users Seek “Like” button in real life

Regular users of the social networking site “Facebook” report that they are becoming so habituated to clicking on buttons labelled “Like” or “Comment” that they are now looking for them...

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Quaz 20.01.12 9:23am
writinginbsl
Kodak; final board meeting to be held in camera. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 20.01.12 9:22am
writinginbsl
Homeopath to start offering 'assisted suicide' remedy

A homeopath in Banbury has decided to take politics into her own hands, and start offering an assisted suicide treatment. The service will be offered to those for with terminal illnesses where...

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Perks 20.01.12 9:21am
sevenquid
Daily Mail reports majority of chemists "dependent on drugs" 9
Nick McCarr 20.01.12 9:20am
writinginbsl
Londonderry bombs not claimed by Diffident Republicans. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 20.01.12 9:19am
writinginbsl
'What a mistaka to maka' Italian Captain issues statement.

Morra soona...

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MADJEZ 20.01.12 9:06am
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VW to install fruit-fly brain circuit as crash avoidance mechanism. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 20.01.12 8:35am
Al OPecia
New fund-raising plans for royal yacht: sponsored badger culling 1
DorsetBoy 20.01.12 7:24am
Griffin
Impatient Fans Still Awaiting New Beethoven Album. 0
sredni vashta 20.01.12 1:07am
sredni vashta
Jude Law weeps at enquiry 'press hacked my phone while I was shagging nanny'

More hypocracy from the model family man soon...

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MADJEZ 19.01.12 11:42pm
MADJEZ
Team selection crisis at Brighton as 5 out with groin strain. 0
Zen 19.01.12 10:06pm
Zen
England's cricketers insist it's the South Pole victory that matters

England's cricket team has dismissed its ten wicket defeat by Pakistan in Dubai by insisting that its recent two wicket victory at the South Pole over the 'rest of the world' is the match result that...

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roybland 19.01.12 8:34pm
roybland
Jane Doe found in deer park 0
Immunis 19.01.12 8:25pm
Immunis
New Tesco's Value Hooker finds 'unexpected item in the tea bagging area'

sorry, really sorry...

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Perks 19.01.12 7:24pm
Perks
Pantomime Villain Finally Heeds Advice and Successfully Looks Behind Him 0
SimonJJames 19.01.12 5:58pm
SimonJJames
Survey Finds British Upper Lips 47% Less Stiff In 2011 0
SimonJJames 19.01.12 5:55pm
SimonJJames
Relief as Grandmother finally notices 'That Smell'. 0
SimonJJames 19.01.12 5:53pm
SimonJJames
Accident prone Italian captain sells story to the News of the World 0
medici2471 19.01.12 5:49pm
medici2471