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Poodle Pimping Law Flawed? 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Within 24 hours of being launched, Mick Clegg's new website, Yourfreedom, has crashed. The 'one law in, one law out' rule apparently caused a log-jam in Internet traffic. "Some people have been...

LTA / FA mix up sees Murray cruise past Rafa Benitez into Mens Final 0
The Return of DroleNoel 4 years
Scientists shorten Coalition's life expectancy as electoral system vote agreed 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Beavers receive damming report. Gnaw Soon. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Poor response to Toyota Lexus recall blamed on a problem with the engine 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Harry Corbett held on charges of children's puppet fisting 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Squatney Council in north London has been accused of staging a show trial, after publicising its plans to charge Harry Corbett with offences against children's puppets. Though long since dead and...

Survey says Swedes, Yanks French and Germans envy Britain's MRSA death camps 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Britain's national health service is the envy of the world - it's official. A new survey says MORE LATER...

Celebrity masseuse rubs shoulders with the rich and famous. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
50 miles added to trip - "not in the least diverting" claims driver. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Good behaviour? No, time off for live organ donation? 0
hero2zero 4 years

A radical UK health think-tank has controversially suggested that healthy, drug-free, long-term prisoners might consider “Live organ donation” as a part of repaying their debt to society...

Is Bertie Wooster the Sixth Man? 0
afternoonslow 4 years

After years of covert surveillance and the successful penetration of the notorious Drones Club by an agent of MI5, a desperate gang of International Spies has been rounded up and charged with...

Teenager injured in fox attack. 1
mrlemoncurry 4 years

Police were called in on Thursday after a report of serious injuries sustained by a teenager after a fox attack . The teenager, named Scott Watson sustained two broken arms , three broken ribs and...

Me l Gibson rounded on for using wrong language 3
arrghgarry 4 years

Mel who lives in a $20,000,000 house in Malibu mentioned that if his Russian ex Lover dressed a whore she might get raped by a pack of Ni..ers .A spokesman for Malibu African Americans would like to...

Nation rejoices as Saatchi gifts unmade bed and rotting shark to British public 2
rickwestwell 4 years
Biscuit delivery van causes major holdup on M3 6
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

We're all suffering from slow digestive transit said an AA spokesperson...

News biscuit visitor misreads sub and sees Milliband brothers gits in politics 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Al Gores masseuse accuses him of being manipulative and massaging the figures 0
arrghgarry 4 years

of global Warming evidence.When I complained he told me to just suck it up...

England's World Cup failure blamed on too many foreign supporters 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

The FA finally conceded that the vast number of foreign supporters put paid to England's chances. "With the Premier league as it is" said a spokesman "the average English supporter is hardly getting...

Husband has wife sectioned for talking to fruit. 4
pinxit 4 years

'Blackberries, Apples, Orange - you name it - she's bananas!' he said...

BBC tells Government to “Fuck Right Off” 0
BillyBitzer 4 years

In a surprise move today, the British Broadcasting Corporation issued a statement in which it told the Government that “….having done all we can to protect our independence from the attacks of...

World First - Cinema Converted to a Swimming Pool! 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

A cinema, in West Yorkshire, close to Huddlesfield Race Course, is the first one in the world to be converted into a swimming pool. Manager, Harry Shawcroft said that he was 'reet pleased with the...

Sperm whale spotted off Devon coast turns out to be a condom. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Tory MP's 'No Burka' Law Would Hit Cameron 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

A Tory MP's proposal to outlaw the burka in the UK would inadvertently affect Prime Minister Cameron, as all types of face masks would be illegal, including the PM's notorious habit of fake tanning...

Taliban furious as afghans are added to dangerous dogs list. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Turkey resumes talks with Christmas 3
rickwestwell 4 years
Deeds show that Old McDonald never did have a farm 0
PluckyMunky 4 years
Clegg Delighted With New Roll 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Deputy Prime Minister Mick Clegg has resorted to You Tube to publicise his new roll of red tape. "It was unnecessarily tangled and complicated, and I rolled it up very neatly," he says on the video...

First the iPod, then the iPhone and the iPad, next the iJerk 0
hero2zero 4 years

Green energy fans applauded the introduction of the iJerk; a device which when fitted to a male teenager’s wrist uses the energy of masturbation to charge personal electronic devices. The...

Surrealists "delighted" as Tate & Lyle announce plans to sell sugar arm 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Fraud squad investigate reports of 'sweetener' in Tate & Lyle sale 0
rickwestwell 4 years