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Spokesman admits, 'Some average speed cameras actually not up to par' 2
Smart Alex 18.02.12 9:53pm
dvo4fun
Daily Mail: cancer diagnosis 'leads to cancer'

More to come on this in the next day when I have a bit more inspiration...

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hughesroland 18.02.12 8:51pm
hughesroland
UK's 'millions of comedians' force Theresa Green to change her name

A woman with the often ridiculed name Theresa Green has decided to change her name by deed poll. She states the main reason being a 'huge amount of fucking comedians in this country' Her parents,...

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Perks 18.02.12 7:21pm
writinginbsl
To fight obesity, McDonalds to replace employee uniforms with scrubs 0
Dumbnews 18.02.12 5:09pm
Dumbnews
IoW health officials blame new popularity of Pong for rise in childhood obesity 0
button 18.02.12 4:29pm
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Armitage Shanks to sue Rhyming Slang dictionary publishers 0
hughesroland 18.02.12 3:51pm
hughesroland
Average Argentine imagines Falklands look like this...

bugger. Sorry, chaps...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 18.02.12 2:35pm
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Met office issue cold war amber warning 0
button 18.02.12 1:01pm
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Bideford council increases council tax to £800 and three Hail Marys. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 18.02.12 10:56am
dominic_mcg
Man caught playing Nick-Nack on a hen may be behind a string of similar offences 2
gaijintendo 18.02.12 10:27am
beau-jolly
Iran: nuclear programme 'will produce world's most powerful kettle'

In an attempt to allay Western fears it is on the verge of producing a nuclear weapon, Iran says it is merely aiming to produce the world's most powerful kettle, heated by nuclear power. On...

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hughesroland 18.02.12 8:07am
Haywood Manley
XXX Olympiad to feature Synchronised Muff Diving 8
Golgo13 17.02.12 11:40pm
Sean Penn fails to deny 'gay cocaine for quotes' Falklands rumour

Small-faced actor Sean Penn has so far failed to deny that he was given 'a massive bag of gay cocaine' in exchange for slagging off Her Majesty's Falklands. Until now, no-one has even suggested that...

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17.02.12 10:48pm
Quaz
BBC row: Newsreader Alagiah caught on camera giving weatherman the finger 0
Drylaw 17.02.12 10:38pm
Drylaw
"If you don't like The Artist you're probably stupid" say film critics.

Film critics have unanimously agreed that anyone who doesn't like the film The Artist, is probably the kind of slack jawed imbecile who finds Adam Sandler films hilarious, and thinks all trips to the...

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Shandy 17.02.12 10:25pm
Drylaw
British Athlete facing life-time ban for using Heathrow travelator

London 2012 hopeful, Fergus Mason (33) has been removed from consideration for the British Olympic 100m squad and could be banned from the sport for life after tests revealed his qualifying trial...

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Golgo13 17.02.12 10:03pm
Golgo13
Murdoch announces launch of 'The Turd on Saturday' 1
charlies_hat 17.02.12 9:35pm
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Clearasil accused of spot fixing 2
Smart Alex 17.02.12 9:20pm
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Sheen, Muscle and Whippy to receive knighthoods in Queen's Jubilee honours. 0
Haywood Manley 17.02.12 8:38pm
Haywood Manley
‘Torture? They don’t know the meaning of the word’ warns Home Office Minister.

Jordanian legislative affairs minister Ayman Odeh has taken refuge in one of King Abdullah’s palaces tonight after hearing that Home Secretary Theresa May is ‘coming for talks’, diplomatic...

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malgor 17.02.12 8:09pm
malgor
Italian royals launch overpriced 'Duce Originals' biscuits 1
charlies_hat 17.02.12 7:51pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
German President quits in sandals

Dr Scholl ones to boot. More soon...

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simonjmr 17.02.12 7:39pm
gaijintendo
Jewish boy names penis 'Economy' following cut back 1
Perks 17.02.12 7:35pm
gaijintendo
French lorry driver arrested after 'coq au van' incident

[more soon]...

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dicky37 17.02.12 7:31pm
dicky37
Man charged for "St. Jude" graffiti outside Rangers FC

one for the people lucky enough not to be touched by Catholicism to look up...

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charlies_hat 17.02.12 7:28pm
Golgo13
Murdoch pays visit to the Sun to reassure staff.

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/e/e7/Crimson-guard.jpg...

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MADJEZ 17.02.12 6:00pm
Zadok the second
Cameron aims to delay new Falklands war until 2020 when we have a Navy again! 1
Iamthestig 17.02.12 5:46pm
RickH
Jordan rejects Theresa May for torture talks and calls for Iron Lady 0
cinquecento 17.02.12 4:59pm
cinquecento
Falling sales prompt Mail on Sunday sale on Monday 0
Haywood Manley 17.02.12 4:34pm
Haywood Manley
Outrage as Rastamouse takes multi-million pound bonus

Politicians are calling for TV CBeebies star Rastamouse to loose his bonus, calling it prepostorous that at times of austerity, Rastamouse was enjoying ever increasing amounts of rewards whilst the...

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quango 17.02.12 4:16pm
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