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Poppy Patrols Mounted Across the UK 7
De-scribe 4 years

Controversial government Poppy Patrols have taken to the UK’s streets today ahead of next week’s Remembrance Day celebrations. The armed, Jack-booted, swastika-wearing volunteers will ensure that...

3 disgruntled Radio 2 listeners switch to Radio 6. 1
Ostsee 4 years
Guy Fawkes calls off plot after agreeing to meet independent review panel 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
NASA to launch The Stig into space today 1
Sinnick 4 years

War Blind donate proceeds from Poppy Day to striking journalists at BBC. 1
arflaethel 4 years

“I say, nearly one days' Preening Allowance”...

BBC 5Live broadcasts needing assistance from life support system. 0
Stan 4 years
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IABP 4 years

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Harry Pitta and the deadly haloumi mockbuster launched on DVD 0
simonjmr 4 years

The latest installment in the long running mockbuster Harry Pitta series is launched this week. Following the adventures of a junior Kebabologist. Pitta must battle the evil Lord Volauvent and bring...

Daily Express to investigate breach of editorial protocol 4
MC One R 4 years

The Daily Express is holding an internal witch-hunt to ascertain why Princess Diana has not been on the front page every day in recent months. "It's only been 13 years" said a spokesperson, "there...

BBC News strike 0
simonjmr 4 years

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There's Still Time To Get Your Pets Put Down Before Bonfire Night say RSPCA 3
IABP 4 years
UK streets expected to be deserted tonight due to BBC journalists’ strike 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Judge recommends criminal who posed as yoga tutor is put away for a long stretch 0
dicky37 4 years

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Landing delayed by loss of Airbus A380 engine 1
wwwiz 4 years

"If we lose all four engines, we'll be up here forever," passenger complains...

Auto Insurance companies "desperate for customers". More adverts soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
New "patch" eagerly awaited to correct iPhone iOverslept Ap 0
hero2zero 4 years

Availability to be announced...

Fetish Channel launches Strictly Cum Dancing 0
Scroat 4 years
'Clueless' Apprentice contestant confuses Alan Sugar with Richard Branson 1
dicky37 4 years

Lord Sugar was said to be 'fuming' last night after the media-savvy, bearded, self-made millionaire British entrepreneur was mistaken for media-savvy, bearded self-made British millionaire...

Islamic Cleric defends youtube footage that inspired MP stabbing by saying 4
Basil_B 4 years

'I thought the Government were looking for a cut in MP's'...

Supermarket Wars: Sainsbury’s claim Tesco stockpiling weapons grade plutonium 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years

In the latest twist in this dangerous saga, Sainsbury’s have called for UN Weapons Inspectors to be given access to Tesco distribution centres. While Tesco freely admit to possessing low grade...

Cabinet Members Grounded after Cable Fault 2
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The entire Lib-Dem element of the coalition cabinet has been grounded after Business Secretary Vince Cable exploded in mid-speech last night. Witnesses reported a “loud bang” during the speech,...

Al-Qaeda finally claims responsibility for failed gunpowder plot of 1605 1
dicky37 4 years

A plan to blow up the Houses of Parliament and assassinate King James I was revealed to be the work of an embryonic terrorist group that later became al-Qaeda, a senior Islamic scholar claimed last...

Tabloids schedule destruction of Gareth Bale for mid-March 4
Oxbridge 4 years

Representatives of the UK tabloid press, meeting at a top secret destination code-named 'The King's Arms' in Central London, have provisionally agreed the division of rights over the next three...

White Van Man victim of evolutionary adaptation 1
SteveCut 4 years

Drivers of white vans tend to have a poor reputation as aggressive and inconsiderate drivers. However, a report published today by the University of Birmingham's Centre for Evolutionary Biology...

"invisibility cloak" a step closer, no-one notices. 2
Erlang 4 years

Physicists have hailed the approach a "huge step forward", but are bitter that no-one has made any comment and therefore have been forced into making a press release. We made the breakthrough some...

Lib Dems pledge not to increase intuition fees 2
fernandomando 4 years

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has reiterated his party’s insistence that there will be no increase in intuition fees for students, after considerable criticism of his party’s compromised...

Geldoff denies Live Aid was originally to be called 'Live Ammo' 1
kpseymour 4 years
Qantas survivor - "I'm just glad not to be in Australia" 2
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
MP's visit to prison causes fears they may corrupt inmates 0
A Crooked MP 4 years

A second night of rioting has taken place at a young offenders institute in Yorkshire. Inmates were horrified to learn that they now had to contend with visits from MP's canvassing for their vote....

Royal College of Organists delighted at record transplant levels 0
crlncxn 4 years

A record 7 organ transplants took place in the UK last year, an increase of 53.2% on the previous 12 months. But Nigel Ogden, presenter of BBC’s ‘The Organist Entertains’ said there was still...