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Major drama production seeks volunteers with no drama 0
Dumbnews 28.11.11 4:25pm
Dumbnews
Richard Branson decides against future round the world balloon attempts...

after remembering he owns an airline...

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Smart Alex 28.11.11 3:53pm
greg various
Michael Gove to fix education with magic beans

Secretary of state for education Michael Gove has announced his intention to cure the social ills affecting so many state schools with £37,000 worth of magic beans. "We didn't quite get as much...

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Shandy 28.11.11 3:03pm
Shandy
Meek 'unsure what to do next' after inheriting the Earth

Nearly two thousand years after it was originally prophesied during the Sermon on the Mount, the Meek have finally inherited the Earth. Speculation has now been growing about what they will do with...

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Oxbridge 28.11.11 2:36pm
Oxbridge
Memorandum confirms ad hoc teaching of code to replace Latin on school syllabus 0
charlies_hat 28.11.11 1:59pm
charlies_hat
Bjork to star in live action film of Crystal Tipps & Alistair...

It has been revealed that that Icelandic pop singer Bjork has been successful in her bid to land the lead role of Crystal in the forthcoming live action version of Crystal Tipps and Alistair. Having...

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victimms 28.11.11 1:56pm
victimms
Christmas to Become 365-Day Festival

The government today announced plans to make Christmas a 365-day event, so spreading the peak retail sector activity over the remaining six months of the year. "We already have Harrods and...

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Chuts 28.11.11 1:41pm
Chuts
Health and Safety rules cannot be axed due to lack of axe handling certification 0
charlies_hat 28.11.11 1:22pm
charlies_hat
New legal high ‘Pepper Spray’ hospitalises protesters.

A new legal high called pepper spray or ‘PEP’ is being sold on the internet as an alternative to illegal drugs, such as cocaine, mephedrone and napalm. The drug is a lachrymatory agent (a...

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TheTomStrange 28.11.11 1:13pm
dvo4fun
Elderly patients stage bed-in in support of NHS staff... 0
victimms 28.11.11 12:50pm
victimms
DSK still puzzled by what he did with his Blackberry. 0
Griffin 28.11.11 11:14am
Griffin
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move along please, nothing to see here...

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dvo4fun 28.11.11 10:06am
Chuts
Drugs/City Trading Squad to 'crack down' on cocaine derivatives

more heavily contrived stuff later...

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dvo4fun 28.11.11 7:43am
dvo4fun
RSPCA horrified as NASA launches Rover to Mars. 3
JETFAB 28.11.11 7:31am
dvo4fun
83rd call for "Price Check!" get till girl sacked from Poundland. 2
deskpilot3 28.11.11 7:30am
dvo4fun
Virgin Atlantic faces competition from new kid on the block Old Slapper Atlantic 0
Smart Alex 28.11.11 1:46am
Smart Alex
Bladder control "no longer hip" claims ad for Apple / Twitter app I-Peed 0
Username 27.11.11 11:03pm
Username
'Gaydar' accidentally given US spelling in OED, despite careful poofreading. 0
Username 27.11.11 10:53pm
Username
Tomorrow's phonecalls "already hacked" admits News of the Next World. 4
Username 27.11.11 10:08pm
Username
Derek Acora convicted over News of the Next World hacking scandal

More to follow...

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reforse 27.11.11 10:06pm
reforse
UK journalists miss 98% of all deadlines because of 'appalling' time management

More or less soon...

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Username 27.11.11 9:57pm
Username
Warbling Ex-Porn Star, Andrea True, Dies after Speed overdose..

No wonder it killed him. More More More soon...

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Spanswick.Milton 27.11.11 8:47pm
Spanswick.Milton
The Autumn Statement from the Chancellor

We must get Britain working again, our friends in the private sector are simply not picking up the challenge we gave them by our example of cutting public sector jobs, so we will encourage them. ...

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Iscariot 27.11.11 8:21pm
Iscariot
Apple launch management training system, sues Iran

More to follow...

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apepper 27.11.11 7:19pm
apepper
Circle Line junkie takes two hour round trip 0
kga6 27.11.11 7:18pm
kga6
Levinson inquiry to recommend complaints commission for the PCC.

New Press Complaints Commission Complaints Commission is to have real teeth when dealing with celebrities complaints that the Press Complaints Commissions does not have real teeth when dealing with...

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Kramaring 27.11.11 6:22pm
Kramaring
Jailed stammerer completes sentence 3
charlies_hat 27.11.11 6:14pm
virtuallywill
Agreed 1
brownpaperreporter 27.11.11 5:42pm
bonjonelson
Powder seized as evidence in Barrymore drug trial 'all white' 2
Runestone Cowboy 27.11.11 3:38pm
bonjonelson
We're stamping out drugs, says Paracetemolympics Chief 0
Drylaw 27.11.11 1:12pm
Drylaw