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Sir Bruce confirmed as the face of 'Dignitas UK' franchise launch.

come on. I'm new to this, should I bother ?...

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Bryan with a Y 09.11.11 11:12am
Danny
Prime Minister accused of waiving competence checks on his Home Secretary

No.10 was embroiled in a fresh scandal today as it emerged that Prime Minister David Cameron may not have performed adequate checks on the individual he appointed to control the nation’s borders....

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Long Distance Clara 09.11.11 10:31am
Long Distance Clara
Theresa May Resign

obvious but someone had to...

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bonjonelson 09.11.11 10:18am
bonjonelson
All Milan strip clubs told to reserve an area for Berlusconi's 'leaving drinks'

All Milan strip clubs told to reserve an area for Berlusconi's 'leaving drinks'...

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JD 09.11.11 10:11am
JD
Berlusconi apologises to Miss China for election failure 0
charlies_hat 09.11.11 10:00am
charlies_hat
Ah no, just ignore me 0
ianslat 09.11.11 9:51am
ianslat
U.K Government To Privatise The Country's Oxygen

The government today is expected to push through legislation which would would hand over control and day to day running of the country’s oxygen to the highest bidding private company. “This much...

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mattupchuck 09.11.11 9:50am
mattupchuck
FIFA ban John Terry from wearing his alternative white poppy 0
charlies_hat 09.11.11 9:49am
charlies_hat
Berlusconi to dedicate life to the rehabilitation of fallen women. 1
cueball 09.11.11 9:32am
Duncan Biscuit
Cameron relaxes checks on Border Agency to relieve pressure on May 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.11.11 9:30am
Duncan Biscuit
Report says people still at risk from scams and .asks £50 for more details 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.11.11 9:29am
Duncan Biscuit
Sex 'n' drugs 'n' rock'n'roll has no place in the X factor says Cowell 0
simonjmr 09.11.11 9:24am
simonjmr
Santa Claus to step down: markets respond positively

Stock markets have responded positively to news that Toyland's Prime Minister Santo Nicalosi, better known as Santa Claus, or Sugar Daddy Christmas to his closest female admirers, is to step down...

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Des Custard 09.11.11 9:21am
rickwestwell
There's no historical evidence of Sartre's existence claims Sentamu 0
tedweasel 09.11.11 8:57am
tedweasel
Man arrested for not having Facebook account.

A 37 year old Brighton man was held overnight by police yesterday after being arrested for not having a Facebook account., Sussex Police confirmed today that the man, who was questioned for over 16...

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DavidBlame 09.11.11 8:51am
tedweasel
Burlesconi resignation leaves satirists in turmoil

The world of satire has been thrown into chaos by the resignation of Silvio Burlesconi. "First Sarah Palin and now this, if it wasn't for Boris Johnson, I don't think I could carry on.", said one...

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apepper 09.11.11 8:47am
Ostsee
Metropolitan Police posts plastic bullets to protestors 0
nickb 09.11.11 8:20am
nickb
X Factor contestant confesses "I wasn't on a journey, just in a singing contest" 0
dvo4fun 09.11.11 8:16am
dvo4fun
Now lawyers vow to seek prosecution of Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeons

Following the successful conviction of Michael Jackson’s doctor, Conrad Murray, by a Los Angeles court, prosecutors have confirmed that they are intending to bring the pop star’s plastic surgeons...

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Stan 09.11.11 7:36am
Dickens or Shakespeare
Barking dog employs writers to produce "new material"

woof woof woof woof woof woof howwwwl!...

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Nick McCarr 09.11.11 12:51am
Nick McCarr
GPs complain patient appointments interfere with social engagements

As average salaries top £106k, GPs are finding it increasingly difficult to fit in patient appointments between trips to the opera and games of golf. 'We do like to see the odd one when we can but...

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vertical 09.11.11 12:13am
FlashArry
Government cuts "We just won't creosote it this year" says Minister of Defence 5
dvo4fun 08.11.11 11:51pm
FlashArry
Simulated Mars mission ‘Real’ claim conspiracy theorists. 11
JETFAB 08.11.11 10:44pm
reforse
Berlusconi - "Can I have a leaving party?" 0
bonjonelson 08.11.11 10:38pm
bonjonelson
Prison officers 'disappointed' by discovery of drugs and prostitutes

As scrawled signs reading 'pussy loans at reesonibble rates' and 'dons discount dope den' were being removed today, prison officers were denying that Ford Open Prison's new regime is way too lax...

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vertical 08.11.11 10:11pm
vertical
Poor transfer market activity blamed for European financial crisis

Ex-footballer and pundit, Mark 'Lawro' Lawrenson, has today presented his analysis of the European financial collapse in the SunSport analysis column. Blaming a lack of constructive activity in the...

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kga6 08.11.11 8:20pm
kga6
Blake gets the needle as Amy Winehouse's personal effects go up for sale. 0
dominic_mcg 08.11.11 8:17pm
dominic_mcg
Hajj up date - as Muslims throw stones at Satan, asteroid heads towards earth 0
medici2471 08.11.11 7:30pm
medici2471
EU meltdown, UKIP's Farage determined to keep feet on the ground 0
medici2471 08.11.11 7:24pm
medici2471
Papandreou blames low self-esteem for vote of no confidence 0
kga6 08.11.11 6:53pm
kga6