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Audi set to rebrand A5 on fifth day of christmas

Five gold rings....

Hugh Nose 18.12.11 8:12pm
Hugh Nose
Sceptics say search for Suggs Boson is "Madness"

One step beyond!!!...

virtuallywill 18.12.11 7:14pm
Mary admits to IVF treatment 0
kga6 18.12.11 6:25pm
Startling rise in sobriety forces tabloids to strip Paul Gascoigne of AA status

After three consecutive quarters of disappointing sobriety, Paul Gascoigne is to lose his AA status, says credit worthiness news agency Standards & Phwoarr!. The effect could see the former...

ronseal 18.12.11 3:40pm
French Lorry drivers to blockade Britain's credit rating

French Lorry drivers, farmers and government officials have stepped up their action against Britain, as disgust mounts at David Cameron's request for equality. An elite regiment of lorry drivers is...

ronseal 18.12.11 1:58pm
Major Clanger
Newly uncovered Dickens tale 'eerily' prescient

Researchers at the British Library have discovered a previously uncatalogued manuscript of a novel by the 19th century author Charles Dickens. The 450-page manuscript, entitled [i]The Little Nation...

Username 18.12.11 1:56pm
Major Clanger
Millions of dyslexic European anglophobes rush to join UK Uncut

Viewed through the prism of dyslexia, protest group UK Uncut has appealed to millions of Anglo-phobes across Europe, who. OFF TO WALK THE DOG NOW...

ronseal 18.12.11 1:20pm
Hillbilly scientists announce discovery of the Pig's Bosom. 0
wallster 18.12.11 1:03pm
The Killing II denoument: "God only knows" - Prof Hawking 0
Drylaw 18.12.11 12:41pm
Makers of the Oxford Dictionary no wimps/whimps

Disturbing footage from an upcoming BBC Panorama episode looking at modern dictionary-making techniques has been handed to the Oxford Police. The images are of organised 'cagefights' between...

Username 18.12.11 10:25am
UK Government's Red Herring quota increased 2
button 18.12.11 9:43am
Clarification demanded as BBC launches 'Strictly Cruising Holidays'.

Senior Conservative backbenchers were said to be 'incandescent with rage' as BBC bosses unveiled plans to launch holiday breaks which offer fans an opportunity to cruise with their favourite dance...

charlieworth 18.12.11 6:12am
TOTP2 renamed as BOTP1 0
antharrison 18.12.11 12:14am
S&P pleads to extend credit rating system by one letter as Cameron declared CUN 0
antharrison 18.12.11 12:13am
Global warming questioned as S&P rates January as BRR 0
antharrison 18.12.11 12:02am
Mystery body identified in Jerusalem; Christmas cancelled

Following forensic identification of a mystery body discovered in Jerusalem, the Pope has announced that Christmas is to be cancelled...

apepper 17.12.11 10:47pm
Mcfly finally does the double 0
simonjmr 17.12.11 10:04pm
SAS storm London Zoo - two gorillas killed, and all ostriches released unharmed 2
Smart Alex 17.12.11 9:15pm
ITV to show "humorous" sitcom


virtuallywill 17.12.11 7:51pm
SAS storm London Zoo - two gorillas killed, and all ostriches released unharmed

Oops - double post...

Smart Alex 17.12.11 7:42pm
Smart Alex
Three Kings Arrested At Heathrow Passport Control

Balthazar, Melchior and Kasper, members of the Saudi Royal family were today held by the UK boarder control agency for trying to enter the country under false pretences and also for gold smuggling....

Immunis 17.12.11 7:27pm
Priapic Dyslexic 'somewhat concerned about Large Hardon Collider' 0
Smart Alex 17.12.11 4:41pm
Smart Alex
Couple heartbroken after mistakingly putting god particle in the wheelie bin 1
irregular apple 17.12.11 3:33pm
New software can predict Simon Cowell insult 0
irregular apple 17.12.11 3:19pm
irregular apple
After earlier reporting that it did happen, BBC news now asks could it happen? 0
irregular apple 17.12.11 3:11pm
irregular apple
"Christmas comes but once a year"

Christmas comes but once a year, at least so the saying goes. Last year a group of scientists started an investigation into the impact of viagra for christmas. Latest data received suggested there...

Hugh Nose 17.12.11 1:07pm
Hugh Nose
Simon Cowell refutes claims that new software can predict pop song quality

Following news from researchers at the University of Bristol, which claims to have discovered algorithms to gauge a pop song's music chart potential, Simon Cowell has stood up for the integrity of...

kga6 17.12.11 12:11pm
UK Government to be privatised. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 17.12.11 10:44am
Badger militia group claims 3rd victim

The war against badgers took a backward step today as the Badger Rights Alliance (BRA) claimed it's 3rd victim in as many weeks. Clive Wormley a 48 year old cattle farmer from Staffordshire was...

wallster 17.12.11 10:07am
Motorway death crash driver: "Radio 2's 'Sally Traffic' is responsible"

Jason Thurrock, the driver blamed for the August M2 crash, spoke about it today. "Police and traffic reporters, 'specially that Sally Boazman from Radio Two, bang on about jams caused by...

dvo4fun 17.12.11 9:56am
Al OPecia