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Confusion as World of Warcraft Pandaren’s arrive at Edinburgh Zoo

Officials at Edinburgh Zoo have admitted that they have been hoodwinked by an online gaming firm when the two Pandas they were expecting turned out to be a pair of World of Warcraft characters. It...

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Immunis 05.12.11 6:06pm
Immunis
Osborne attack on Clarkson: “he’s not done enough to earn his unpopularity”

The Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, appeared genuinely angry in a TV interview at the weekend when asked about the unpopularity of Jeremy Clarkson. Mr Osborne was asked whether the...

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Aberdeen Correspondent 05.12.11 5:24pm
Aberdeen Correspondent
BBC announce crackdown on annoying use of the annoying word 'crackdown' 2
dvo4fun 05.12.11 5:22pm
dvo4fun
Ferrari sponsor 2012 UK Crash Map 0
medici2471 05.12.11 4:42pm
medici2471
Nissan delighted by foreign car safety demonstration 0
medici2471 05.12.11 4:38pm
medici2471
Premier Inn executive room mini-bars to feature mini lap-dancers 0
pinxit 05.12.11 4:22pm
pinxit
Children's card games face snap inspections 0
nickb 05.12.11 4:12pm
nickb
Britain in Blame Supply Crisis

The government has announced that Britain has for the first time experienced a critical shortage of blame. The commodity is usually widespread, especially amongst Politicians and readers of the Daily...

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MT Bucket 05.12.11 3:56pm
dvo4fun
NHS Patients to Replace Lab Animals

Anti-vivisectionists are torn tonight by the announcement by David Cameron that NHS Patients will have the right to get access to experimental drugs up to one year before they are available to the...

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MT Bucket 05.12.11 3:36pm
MT Bucket
Study finds extreme viewpoints reveal more about the person than the issue 0
Dumbnews 05.12.11 3:19pm
Dumbnews
New Japan appeal for 'deserving wealthy' after multiple Ferrari pile-up 0
pere floza 05.12.11 2:54pm
pere floza
Prince of Wales arrested following stamp-licking 'incest' charge. 1
kimllfixit 05.12.11 2:27pm
hansens-scar
HSBC to launch "dodgy bank product" insurance cover for only £9.99 a month

High Street bank, HSBC, has launched a new insurance to protect investors from the cost of mis-sold financial products. Speaking at the launch of the product, known informally as "Vunera-buy" UK...

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hansens-scar 05.12.11 2:15pm
hansens-scar
"Up to £25 Christmas tip quite legal" say Postal workers "But no cheques please"

More later...

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dvo4fun 05.12.11 2:12pm
kimllfixit
Essex fly-over unveiled as training location for Olympic shot-putters

Sebastian Coe has hailed the preparations for next year's Olympics to be a great success after several "yoof" were seen throwing concrete blocks from motorway fly-overs. "We said we were going to...

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hansens-scar 05.12.11 2:05pm
hansens-scar
Ofsted declare "Satisfactory" schools to be "Unsatisfactory"

New head of Ofsted, Sir Michael Willishaw, has declared war on "coasting" schools by stating that Satisfactory is not satisfactory. In a similar twist of linguistic logic he has also ruled that...

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hansens-scar 05.12.11 1:40pm
hansens-scar
' contemporary art goes missing'

'you could have swore it was there when i left, this was the statement that night watchman derek earthenware told police when there was a reported art theft at the tate modern last night, 'how on...

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artistnealehowells 05.12.11 1:29pm
beau-jolly
Security fears for MOD after list of their Secret Santas found left on a train 0
Ian Searle 05.12.11 1:15pm
Ian Searle
EU downgrade turkey and chestnuts in an attempt to boost Brussels

Traditional Christmas dinner is under attack from the EU. They want turkey and the trimmings to be largely replaced by brussel sprouts...

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apepper 05.12.11 1:07pm
apepper
Panda's 'very well' but hungover after first night in Edinburgh. 0
simonjmr 05.12.11 11:36am
simonjmr
Kangaroo’s testicle wins I’m a Celebrity

Viewers were left stunned when one of the meals from the Bush Tucker trials was voted 'King of the Jungle'...

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Ian Searle 05.12.11 11:16am
Ian Searle
BNP incensed as UK Border strikes fail to stop Chinese immigrants to Scotland 0
Ian Searle 05.12.11 11:14am
Ian Searle
NHS give go ahead to sharing patient records with Dr Frankenstien 0
Ian Searle 05.12.11 11:12am
Ian Searle
Carol Thatcher to play Meryl Streep in star biopic 1
nickb 05.12.11 11:03am
DiY
Man dies trying to free new scissors from plastic packaging, without scissors. 2
Al OPecia 05.12.11 10:27am
Al OPecia
Sex Offending Still Dominated By Men

Women's Equality Groups around the world were dismayed yesterday by the release of new statistical information which reveals that only 4% of sex crimes are committed by women. Despite it being an...

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Textbook 05.12.11 9:55am
Sinnick
Man finally invents the 'Leg Jumper'

The jumper, sweater, guernsey or pullover has existed as long as modern history can remember. A thicker, secondary layer, worn over a shirt, or shirt and vest, it delivers an extra layer of...

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kga6 05.12.11 8:07am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Police brought riots on themselves by dressing provocatively

They were gagging for it claims witness...

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Ian Searle 05.12.11 7:46am
Ian Searle
Gene identified that causes you to keep replaying your new favorite song 0
Dumbnews 05.12.11 2:47am
Dumbnews
Conspiracy theorists claim everything on snopes is a hoax 3
Dumbnews 05.12.11 1:08am
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