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Bollocks' talk "mostly children" scientists find. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Tomlinsongate pathologist "not cut out for the job". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
'Bloodgate' doctor admits to involvement in Kennedy assassination 1
4 years

"I didn't think it would go as far as it did! It was only a small cut to the head." says Dr Wendy Chapman, who faces being struck off for cutting the lip of Harlequins player Tom Williams to help...

US: Kurd-killing Saddam killed good Kurds, Kurd-killing Turks kill bad Kurds 5
la maga 4 years

The US has today defended itself against accusations of hypocrisy for passing intelligence information to Turkey to help the Turkish army bomb Kurdish villages in Northern Iraq, having previously...

Heavy metal fans mistaken for Islamic fundamentalists arrested in Reading 1
simonjmr 4 years

"They had dark clothing and long beards, that fitted our profile of a Muslim terrorist" said a spokesman for Thames Valley police. More soon...

Cameron denies it's sick on his shoulder. "Something came over me" he alleged 3
Scroat 4 years

Much more poor taste shite to come...

The lea 7
arrghgarry 4 years
Childrens' talk 'mostly bollocks', scientist discovers 7
Oxbridge 4 years

For years, it has been widely assumed that young children use and adapt language in a ‘fluid, creative and innovative’ way. Indeed, according to the Social Network for Youth website, ‘their...

Man's record attempt of staying in bed is put in doubt 1
Basil_B 4 years

as guiness book of record officials accuse him of being a big lier...

BBC attempts to gag Stig, but can't get it round helmet. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
BBC spending cuts force 2011 Edinburgh Festival relocation to Manchester. 0
Stan Laurel 4 years

Despite another successful season when record numbers of reporters and journalists visited the Edinburgh Festival, it has been announced that the festival is to move to Manchester next year to assist...

Islamic penalty demanded for Pakistan 'No Balls' bowlers 6
pinxit 4 years

An 'eye' for an 'eye'...

Brit curry house to export Chicken Tarka to India 0
simonjmr 4 years

"It's just like a Tikka but only 'otter" said a spokesman More soon...

The meek agree to 20% rise in inheritance tax 1
jp1885 4 years
Surrealists launch their own news paper with the first edition of the Dali Mail 1
Ian Searle 4 years
British men condem dress that doubles as a mobile phone because it's hands free. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
capello arrested for attemts of fixing english football 0
4ty2 4 years

following the pakistani "no balls" it became clear that Capello has used the same strategy in the football WM, selecting no balls players. Apparently the scam involved various WAGS involved in ball...

Daily Mail calls for a public inquiry into the death of Casper the ghost. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

The original postmortem didn't identify the exact cause of death, and at the subsequent inquest the coroner failed to reach a conclusion. The paper now wants the case to be reopened, with a full...

Thatcher applauds mine 'for continuing Pinochet's work of persecuting workers' 3
la maga 4 years
Not enough money in the world to fix it for England to win Euro Championship 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
News of the World Behind Bed Bug Outbreak? 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Believers told to sign the Register for the Stupid...

More US Troops to Leave Iraq 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

More US troops to leave Iraq as Iraqi oil reserves hit new low...

Cricket’s ICC probes police detention death after typing error 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Balls tells ‘soap opera’ Millibands to ‘Shut it’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Slyvester the cat pleads guilty to putting grannie in the wheelie bin 1
arrghgarry 4 years

Sylvester admitted it was for a lot of fun and he just wanted to see the old bastard die...

We can't do our job for all the paperwork, complain Metropolitan Thought Police 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Britain's Thought Police are unable to do their jobs properly as red tape keeps them stuck in the office. Morale is said to be at an all time low among the rank and file of the Met Police's, who say...

Portillo becomes smack addict after 'Trainspotting' misunderstanding. 0
SingingHinny 4 years

Former MP and life-long railway enthusiast Michael Portillo is recovering in hospital after mistaking an Irvine Welsh novel for a guide to the railways of the Borders and Scotland. ‘I figured it...

Pakistani Cricket Team To Continue Tour 0
IABP 4 years

On your left is New Scotland Yard. On your right William Hill. Just over there are the Courts. That's Ladbrokes we are passing now. And here we are stopping outside Wormwood Scrubs. And that...

Number 10 downing street announced today that David Cameron will be the first 0
arrghgarry 4 years

Prime Minister to take Twaternity leave ,However he passes on the message that no one should worry as a more than capable twat is standing in...

William Hills announces all bets are off against the pakistani cricket team 0
arrghgarry 4 years

being full of lying cheating bastards,however they are taking money on England...