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Louis Vuitton launches new line of bags for sports racquets 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Being the Pope is the new rock and roll says Benedict xvi 0
Basil_B 4 years

Pope Benedict revealed today that becoming the Pope has gone a long way to satisfing a secret desire to becoming the rock star that he always wanted to be. ' From a very young age all I wanted to do...

Tories to Launch New Funfair Feature at Upcoming Annual Conference 5
Jesse Bigg 4 years

A bouncy castle in the shape of a dole queue...

Man With Sandwhich Board Proclaims 'World's End' and '40% off at Subway' 1
Incompletely Hopeless 4 years
Pope condemns men who dress as women 0
antharrison 4 years
"Cuts Will Not Reduce Trooper Numbers" - Promises Vader 0
wolfie 4 years

Beleagured Home Secretary for the Empire, Darth Vader, assured an anxious galaxy of subjugated victims that his harsh public sector cuts will not affect the level of storm trooper oppression and...

Massive Faux Pas as Pregnant Nun Confesses To Being "Just Rather Fat" 0
wolfie 4 years

Controversy reigned today as it was revealed that the "pregnant nun" had just "put on a little weight recently". The horrified ice cream makers stated "We Ice Cream Makers cherish a fundamental...

Stocks edge higher on news of stocks edging higher 0
Dumbnews 4 years
'Chavborgs' to hunt down and kill benefits claimants 0
la maga 4 years

The government has announced plans to add deadly cyborgs to the arsenal it has been building to fight the social evil of claiming benefits. It was Labour who first instituted the secretive program to...

William Hague Releases Sex Tape in Apparent Heterosexuality “Proof” 0
Ablative Fabsolute 4 years

William Hague yesterday announced the release of a marital sex tape amid continuing speculation of improper relations with a young male aid. Speaking in front of assembled journalists, the Foreign...

Reality cheques to be phased out by 2018 and replaced by plastic veracity cards. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Stiles only doing it to show he's got one,say 2010 England Squad 0
yussle 4 years
Fears of new financial crash as Florida Qur’ans flood global markets 0
tidris1 4 years

Financial markets opened this morning to massive sell-off after an unnamed Florida investor released a surplus of Qur’ans onto the global marketplace, sending the price of holy books everywhere...

French workers outraged at having to strike for two more years. 0
nealdoran 4 years
Boy Using Child As Human Shield Sanctioned By United Nations' Geneva Convention 0
Incompletely Hopeless 4 years

In a designated educational centre earlier today, James Hunt, 13, used John Hofstadter, 12, as a human shield during a paper-throwing campaign, prompting sanctions by the United Nations. "Mr. Hunt...

'Third World' Britains decide not to meet with Medievil religious sect. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

More bickering soon...

"Government Is Like 1984" says Drunk Guy at Party 0
Incompletely Hopeless 4 years
Public Sector Workers Won't Take 'Bone Idle' Slur Lying Down 0
IABP 4 years
UN chief injured in fall down stairs 3
JayGee 4 years

Sore Moon....

Noel Edmonds appears at TUC conference to offer up a deal or no deal 0
Basil_B 4 years

on behalf of Mervyn King...

Pope needing reality check after asking to meet Father Ted when in Ireland 3
Basil_B 4 years
Papal visit to Forest of Dean tests theorem "Does the Pope shit in the woods?" 0
cupid stunt 4 years
Chiles 'not mine' relief of former wife of ITV show presenter 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Every time I read about this 'Chiles mine' disaster, I think 'not any more, thank fuck', chuckled Radio 4's Jane Garvey...

'Unprecedented' ratings spike during advertisement breaks for ITVs 'Daybreak' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Holistic medicine has several shortcomings claims Government health advisor 0
simonjmr 4 years
Mervyn King downgrades his ' we let it slip' comment to ' we let it blip' 0
Basil_B 4 years

More financial under statements soon...

FIFA to probe ‘fake’ England match 0
ChrisHarrison 4 years

Football’s world governing body is to investigate allegations that a ‘fake’ England team played a World Cup match earlier this year. Following England’s 4-1 defeat to bitter rivals, Germany,...

Female butchers like their meat well hung and black 0
simonjmr 4 years
Butchers claim Lady GaGa dress badly hung and tasteless. 0
simonjmr 4 years
Obama finishes his new Children's book. George W. Bush still struggling with his 0
bonjonelson 4 years

moron soon...