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Clinton voices Lockerbie concerns - "ugly" and "a long way from anywhere"... 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years
Green power no longer free but to be taxed, says God 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Shock revelation in Mandelson book: "I ran over Sam Tyler and shot Alex Drake." 0
4 years

In another shock revelation from his new book, "The Third Man", Lord Mandelson openly revealed that he was the man who ran over DCI Sam Tyler, and shot DI Alex Drake, in the popular BBC series'...

David Cameron comes during Prime Ministers Question Time 3
happyscot 4 years

Sources have revealed tonight that David Cameron climaxed twice during his debut Prime Ministers Question Time. Speculation mounts as to the cause...

Split infinitive to settle amicably 1
happyscot 4 years

Sub-clauses happily to settle with mother...

World's strongest man's title revoked after found crying while watching Avatar 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Melting polar ice caps to be frozen with George Clooney's coolness 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Royal mail wins Twitter franchise on Isle of Wight…. 0
virtuallywill 4 years

postcards accepted...

Higgs bison discovered in cloakroom of arch-Sloane Archie Higgs. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Obama presents Hayward with old life as a nation rejoices. 0
zanjero 4 years

President Obama made a special presentation to Tony Hayward, the introverted but some would say out-going Chief Executive of BP at a special ceremony in the Oval Office this morning. During the...

Mr O’Reilly, B. I. unhappy with prank calls after phone book listing... 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...

'Shearer the most honest person in UK' confirm BBC 2
Watchdog 4 years

Match of the Day fixture Alan Shearer has managed to fight off a strong challenge from fellow soccer pundits to be crowned the most honest person in the UK according to sources within the BBC,...

Spokesman for Clarinet reed manufacturer says he is “just a mouthpiece”....... 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...

Prime minister David Cameron appoints new scatology Czar to cut though 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Gunman`s mother claims he was just a moatscape 0
arrghgarry 4 years

no more to come...

Human-like ancestor ‘pretty handy’ at golf, experts claim. 4
Gary Stanton 4 years

The human-like fossils found this week in Saudia Arabia indicate that this very close relative was a pretty mean golf player and probably played off a handicap of eight, experts warned last night ....

Musical coprophiliac to start scat singing. 1
Zadok the second 4 years
Last of The Summer Wine Creators To Appeal Against Sutcliffe Decision 0
Svendo 4 years

BBC Bosses have appealed against the decision to suspend the release of Peter Sutcliffe as they were hoping that they could write him in as a new character. BBC Casting agent Glen Harrison said...

Christianity arrives in the Isle of Wight. More soon. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
No release for Yorkshire Ripper as charity single blocked 0
JayGee 4 years
Goldman Sachs in record let-off 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Society for the Vertically Challenged Raise Height Discrimination Issue with Met 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

It has been reported that the House of Lords may soon be delivering a recommendation in the case of discrimination against the vertically challenged by The Household Division and The Metropolitan...

Conspiracy theorists vindicated as Ground Zero diggers uncover 18th century ship 0
Ludicity 4 years

9-11 conspiracy theorists are jubliant today after achaeologists working at Ground Zero unearthed the hull of an 18th century ship. 'The discovery of this vessel provides clear proof that the...

Royal Family to help solve national financial deficit 2
theumpire 4 years

From our royal correspondent In a statement issued today from Buckingham Palace, the Queen and Royal family have announced their intention to boost exports in an effort to lessen the impact of the...

Have a break,have a KittenKat 0
biggles 4 years

Fluffy was a orphan kitten,oh he was cute and nice, Harmless tiny Fluffy,who played with string and mice, Fluffy with his fluffy coat as soft as cotton wool, He made everyone go arhhh,as he jumped...

Higgs, Bosun, discovered by Smith, Captain and Davies, First Mate. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
New series of World’s Strongest Man to include measures of emotional strength 2
JayGee 4 years

An updated format for television programme World’s Strongest Man was unveiled to the public in a glitzy London ceremony yesterday. In a bid to compete with other programmes such as Britain’s Got...

Tories outline “pensioner pledge” – ignore them and eventually they’ll die… 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years

Daily Mail readers are currently *shocked* and *appalled* to read the Tories announcing their "pensioner pledge" today - the pledge called 'ignore the grey vote' is designed to ensure that the...

Peace Campaigners vow to fight on 0
LittleSpender 4 years
Catholic bishop caught ordaining women when he should have been abusing kids 0
Ludicity 4 years