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Colostomy bag woman billed for spill at self service till 10
Billy Pilgrim 4 years

A supermarket shopper was in for a grim surprise when she popped in for a quick shop., Mrs Susan Osborne,43 stopped by her local Tesco store to fill up her basket and was horrified when her...

palin confirms dangers of public healthcare 3
4ty2 4 years

In a speech at Calgary she stated : We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn’t that ironic? Whilst all people fuss about her admission that...

City give response to Tesco announcement of lower than expected profits 3
Iamthestig 4 years

"Every little helps!" (Said in the most condescending way possible)...

Blackpool Police Investigate Abuse of 11 Donkeys 0
De-scribe 4 years

Police in Blackpool are investigating reports of 11 donkeys being badly beaten in the Bloomfield Road area of Blackpool last night. That's all...

Tony Blair to do ‘You Can’t Handle the Truth’ speech at Iraq Inquiry 1
Ludicity 4 years

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair will use his second appearance at the Iraq Inquiry to deliver the famous ‘You Can’t Handle the Truth’ speech from the film A Few Good Men. ‘A lot of people...

Internet: vegetarians to get broadbean connection... 3
Doylem 4 years
Silly Names No Laughing Matter 1
Textbook 4 years

Making fun of people's given names is considered the lowest and least popular form of humour, according to recent research conducted by Professor Hortense Swagglebottom...

Greedy banker defends the bonus system... 1
Doylem 4 years

Sir John Bartholemew, ennobled by a previous Tory government for his dedication to lining his own pockets, speaks for the UK banking sector in defence of the bonus system. “I’ve heard it said...

All green protesters are undercover police, it emerged today. 1
Tammy Flugh 4 years

The CPS admitted this morning that the trial of six activists collapsed when they all produced warrant cards., More later...

Joy as Aussie floods not as bad as feared (also, some people drown in Brazil) 0
bonjonelson 4 years

more sooon...

Man City to cut its squad by 2,000 in the next 12 months 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Those who say violent language reponsible for shooting 'should be strung up' 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

more USA 'blood libel' later...

BP announce sponsorship for BFI at premiere of "Black Swan" 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Media speculation about increasing media speculation grows, says media 0
Oxbridge 4 years
TV Critics Concerned That Advertising Is Becoming Too Commercialised 0
Textbook 4 years

No article coming, I think it works best as a tag ;)...

Government says one in six secondary school pupils can't spell 'baccalaureate' 8
roybland 4 years
Default retirement age says being phased out 'is pure age discrimination' 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Australia struggling to cope with flood of gloating Englishmen 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Growing a beard is an absorbing pastime, not a political statement say Belgians 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
American freedom of speech under threat from public discourse 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Bond auction success sees record price for Pussy Galore 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Fashion police detain man claiming to have a bomb in Regent Street ‘Accessorize’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Aussie newsbiscuit writer asks for as many subs as possible 1
melody 4 years

they are going down under.Monsoon...

UN Pronounced A Failure After Effective Action Taken 2
Textbook 4 years

UN chief Ban Ki-Moon had tough questions to face and was the object of almost universal scorn from international leaders after a meeting last Thursday resulted in direct action being taken to solve a...

If the cap fits... 0
Doylem 4 years

ITV have licensed the [i]Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?[/i] format to Channel Five, who are planning to launch a low-budget version of the popular quiz show. Five’s offering hopes to exploit the...

"I needed this like a hole in the head" - 2 35
greg various 4 years

says shot congresswoman...

GOPMAN John Boehner warns people not to make sick jokes about his name 0
melody 4 years

rhyming with Jared loughner...

Another defeat: Dalglish gets "vote of confidence".... 0
Mr.3374 4 years

More sackings later...

Ian Holloway plays down league double:" It was only over Liverpool anyway"... 0
Mr.3374 4 years

Another loss for Liverpool soon...

Aborigines offer Boomerangs and Didgeridoos to the white folk 4
melody 4 years

.and not forgetting the wobble board .(ta DIY)...