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Government Crash Test Survey ongoing - 'hardest part' still ahead 0
Pagantroll 15.09.11 3:31pm
Pagantroll
Militant Welsh miners hold sit-in against working conditions

"one out, all out" call by Shop steward ignored. More soon...

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simonjmr 15.09.11 2:32pm
simonjmr
Trapped Welsh Miners Said To be "Somewhere Under Neath" 4
Spanswick.Milton 15.09.11 2:29pm
Dick Everyman
Royal Navy baffled as Newsbiscuit Sub sinks without trace 6
Screenie 15.09.11 2:20pm
Pagantroll
Government Seismologist's Serial Infidelity Rumbled By Wife 0
Duff 15.09.11 1:38pm
Duff
Dyslexic Tory MP denounces Unicorns over calls for strike action 0
Ian Searle 15.09.11 1:27pm
Ian Searle
Suicide charities can't cope as Facebook installs new 'Hate' button

More to follow...

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jeremychumfatty 15.09.11 1:23pm
jeremychumfatty
Sex Workers’ conference infiltrated by TUC

With debates such as The Pubic Sector and Co-ordinated Action, the annual Adult Equity conference attracts pornographic actors and actresses from around the world. But the TUC has been accused of...

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Midfield Diamond 15.09.11 12:59pm
Screenie
Time runs out for sell by dates 3
spoole2112 15.09.11 12:49pm
spoole2112
Overworked Union bosses plan mass walkout

‘We simply don’t get paid enough to do this job,’ explained trade union leader Patience Jefferson, ‘with the state of the economy and all the government cuts there’s always some group that...

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Screenie 15.09.11 12:43pm
Gerontius
Pro-life groups denounce embryo culling as soluton to midwife crisis.

More later...

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spoole2112 15.09.11 12:37pm
writinginbsl
Audi to withdraw rear window stickers, "BMW drivers do it on their own"

A spokesman for the PR company explained the retraction, "after receiving many phone calls from BMW drivers it became clear that many of them had indeed had a very 'close' relationship with their...

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Pagantroll 15.09.11 12:36pm
writinginbsl
Online criminals allowed to return home after being hash-tagged by police

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dicky37 15.09.11 12:35pm
dicky37
Welsh police investgate celebrity leek photos

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spoole2112 15.09.11 12:34pm
beau-jolly
Shares down on news of rogue data at USB 0
spoole2112 15.09.11 12:25pm
spoole2112
Cameron Unveils 'Because I'm Worth it!' Slogan to Tackle Unemployment

Under mounting pressure to tackle head on the 2.5 million and growing number of unemployed, David Cameron today will unveil a vaguely worded slogan which will, it is hoped, give the unemployed a...

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TokyoTomato 15.09.11 12:20pm
dvo4fun
Scientific breakthrough sheds light on Dolphins low sense of worth

After decades of research into speech patterns, behaviours and general intelligence, Scientists at the University of Miami have revealed the true emotions that Dolphins experience on a daily basis....

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Iamthestig 15.09.11 11:45am
Iamthestig
Greenpeace sends fleet to protect a pod of russet love gods

Japanese Whalers plans to hunt a pod of russet love gods have been hampered by the arrival of a flotilla of Greenpeace ships soundtracked by Supertramp's Fools Overture. In Japan the pelts of russet...

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simonjmr 15.09.11 11:16am
simonjmr
Overpaid MP's plan mass condescension 0
Iamthestig 15.09.11 11:13am
Iamthestig
Man called 65,000 times by a woman still forgot to get the milk 2
Duncan Biscuit 15.09.11 11:09am
Iamthestig
UBS announce 3501 job losses 0
Ostsee 15.09.11 11:01am
Ostsee
Free the Windows 8 4
beau-jolly 15.09.11 10:59am
beau-jolly
Australian third gender removes all English doubts. 1
Griffin 15.09.11 10:58am
Ostsee
Avon Gentlemen join Avon Ladies in European Sales/Eugenics programme.

She is a familiar suburban figure – well turned out, approachable and friendly, offering a personal service in the realm of skin care, cosmetics and fragrance. Now she is to be joined by male...

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nickb 15.09.11 10:56am
nickb
Yeti joins search for a GB world heavyweight boxing champion 0
simonjmr 15.09.11 10:35am
simonjmr
Tri-sexual Australian 'has more fun than most' 0
Ostsee 15.09.11 10:33am
Ostsee
Gervais & Merchant Admit Karl Pilkington "Not Terribly Funny" 3
Duff 15.09.11 10:13am
JonnyJP
Death of a salesman (or two) as Tesco's porkies are exposed! (V3.1)

Advertising gurus at omnipresent retailers Tesco were condemned today after making a pigs ear out of a recent campaign to promote the company's latest range of organic sausages. Having been called to...

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spoole2112 15.09.11 10:02am
Child urges parents to ignore UNICEF 'love, not brands' report

A UNICEF report claims that children in the UK are unhappy because they are obsessed with brands, starved of 'quality time' with their parents and never play outside. But the authors of the report...

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15.09.11 10:01am
Vertically Challenged Giant
RSPCA raid illegal Jason Statham farm

RSPCA officials working with the police uncovered a secret Jason Statham farm yesterday, in the Welsh border town of Wrexham. Over two hundred Jason Statham's were taken into care, and several had...

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Runestone Cowboy 15.09.11 9:52am
Vertically Challenged Giant