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Doctors call for car smoking ban

Is this what they meant ;-) http://bigduck.co/wp-content/uploads/2011/smoking-car.jpg...

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Sinnick 16.11.11 4:01pm
Al OPecia
Racism claim as John Terry only captains England against white/blonde players. 0
MADJEZ 16.11.11 2:27pm
MADJEZ
Ryanair to introduce new 'slave class' seating to save money spent on fuel

The seating comes equipped with pedals and a 'personal motivator' with whip and drums...

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Screenie 16.11.11 2:25pm
Screenie
Shampoo industry faces “epidemic” of normal hair

Most people’s hair has become normal, according to an extensive study by a hair care industry body. As a result, shampoo manufacturers and advertisers are now facing a crisis in marketing.,...

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nickb 16.11.11 2:24pm
nickb
Theresa May refuses to take the blame for X Factor's "lapsed entry controls"

Theresa May issued a firm denial of responsibility for the lapsed quality controls on this summer's X factor entrants that saw Frankie Cocozza avoid detection. Home Secretary May speaking on the...

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hansens-scar 16.11.11 1:44pm
hansens-scar
Yahoo to investigate after claim it failed to provide "sufficient sex pop-ups"

Yahoo are to launch a full investigation after it emerged yesterday that users of its browser "were being given insufficient opportunities to find on-line sex". One angry surfer, Hans O'Hare,...

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hansens-scar 16.11.11 1:25pm
hansens-scar
Leveson inquiry to investigate phone tapping of inquiry panel

more to follow...

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hansens-scar 16.11.11 1:18pm
hansens-scar
Mumsnet " brought to its knees by dildo storm"

The website Mumsnet was taken offline yesterday after a mum used its message boards to declare her "male equivalent of MILF", leading to thousands of complaints.  'Well, I saw the "M" term...

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NewSuburbanDad 16.11.11 12:34pm
NewSuburbanDad
Last remaining female without 'sensitive skin' discovered 0
Screenie 16.11.11 12:26pm
Screenie
Johnners quits to join "Hampers and Champers" Party Planners 0
Drylaw 16.11.11 12:06pm
Drylaw
"Binary system is too simple" says Ofsted

Education experts and politicians have been surprised by the conclusions of an Ofsted enquiry. Sir Michael Wilshire, Ofsted's Chief Inspector, outlined the key findings of their fifteen year...

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dvo4fun 16.11.11 12:04pm
Perks
Scientists disprove ‘first smelt it dealt it’ theorem

Scientists at Bristol University have succeeded in disproving Newton’s Fourth Law of Motion, commonly known as the ‘first smelt it dealt it’ theory. ‘This theory has split the global...

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ianslat 16.11.11 12:01pm
ianslat
Solved - alien in Russian fridge for 2 years is actually a fresh Tesco salad 0
medici2471 16.11.11 11:49am
medici2471
Thatcher to play Streep and keeps neither of her kids in "Margaret's Choice" 0
medici2471 16.11.11 11:40am
medici2471
RSPCA to investigate claim nodding-dogs used in car smoking research 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.11.11 9:38am
Duncan Biscuit
Report says broadband speeds dip sharply once the wife has gone to bed 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.11.11 9:37am
Duncan Biscuit
Brodie Clark admits not checking May’s fingerprints were all over decisions 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.11.11 9:37am
Duncan Biscuit
I'm cock a hoop with developments in Europe, seance told by Hitler 0
ronseal 16.11.11 9:24am
ronseal
US announces staged withdrawal from ‘spillage in aisle 14’

US President Barak Obama has promised that all US troops will exit from Tesco Extra, Chingford by 2019 ‘at the very latest’. The staged withdrawal, is set to begin in earnest September 2013 –...

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Skylarking 16.11.11 9:22am
vertical
Cable thieves demand ransom. ‘I won’t pay’ says defiant Clegg 1
Monkeycustard 16.11.11 7:57am
reforse
St Paul's protesters in tent swap with Sangatte veterans

Jan Prost, spokesman for a group of residents at the St Paul’s tented village and a former classmate of Charlie Gilmour’s, has confirmed that a temporary ‘tent swap’ has been arranged with a...

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Gong of Fur 16.11.11 6:40am
dvo4fun
China Awards Ahmadinejad Peace Prize For Still Not Launching Nuke

More soon....

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Textbook 16.11.11 5:57am
Textbook
Subway rider discovers iPod headphones also function as loudspeakers 0
Dumbnews 16.11.11 4:51am
Dumbnews
New iPhone app suggests random topics to break awkward silences 0
Dumbnews 16.11.11 2:47am
Dumbnews
English nation "shocked to its core" as Zamora fails to score against Sweden.

Please Fabio, no more soon...

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grottymonty 15.11.11 11:34pm
grottymonty
Local Sales Manager releases Director's cut of '2012_EMEA_Sales_Forecast.ppt'

Newly appointed regional sales manager and art-house power-point auteur, Jean-Claude Cavaillier, has won a victory for creative integrity by releasing his original 35 slide version of...

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Gong of Fur 15.11.11 11:23pm
FlashArry
Scots banned from drinking alcohol on trains. Fighting and swearing still OK. 0
dominic_mcg 15.11.11 10:48pm
dominic_mcg
Streep so convincing as Thatcher she is given extra bodyguards. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 15.11.11 10:43pm
dominic_mcg
Lord Coe: "Ride-On Missile" Britain's best bet for winning Olympic 100 m. Gold 2
dvo4fun 15.11.11 10:06pm
dvo4fun
Vatican rebrands Hell as "iScream" to attract consumers.

"We at the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith have always been interested in peoples opinions", said Archbishop Castro Borgia, "and, after making inquiries, we decided that launching iScream...

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ideopath 15.11.11 10:04pm
ideopath