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Bush "Delighted" that Bin Laden was killed by flying shoe 0
antharrison 4 years
George W Bush vows to "dance on Bin Laden's grave". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 4 years
As Osama is killed, VHS mourn the passing of their last surviving customer. 0
Qoxiivi 4 years
Speak n Spell blamed for accidental death of Osama bin Laden – CIA 0
newbietryer 4 years

Barack O Bama was original target of American ‘friendly fire’ – sources...

Failure To Secure Super Injunction Results In Death for Bin Laden 1
rsmith81 4 years

Bin Laden Killed After He Fails To Extend Super Injunction Preventing Disclosure of His Whereabouts. Legal societies are up in arms after it is revealed that Osama Bin Laden's whereabouts only...

"Memory of Bin Laden will live on..." says chairman of Hide and Seek 0
Qoxiivi 4 years

Appreciation Society More soon...

Elton John rushes out Osama tribute "Sandals in the Bin." 2
tl72uk 4 years
Munchkins Serenade Pakistani Villagers 0
pineapple incident 4 years

A group of fifteen to twenty strange looking dwarfs have approached villagers in Abbottabad singing joyously after news that a US military battalion has fallen from the sky. ...

Al-Qaeda take on office temp as new public figurehead 0
Ludicity 4 years

Global terror network al-Qaeda have confirmed Miss Kimberly Smalls, an office temp from Swansea, as their new symbolic figurehead. ‘We needed someone who could step in at short notice and fill this...

Abbotabad shopkeeper regrets stocking up on cassette tapes over weekend. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Al-Qaeda to sue Apple over iPhone tracking data. 2
tl72uk 4 years
US Army reveals that Bin Laden was located via Foursquare 0
evilsuperstar 4 years

The US Government has revealed more information about the intelligence sources used to find Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. The terrorist had evaded forces for almost a decade so military officials had...

Bin Laden's body treated with the respect it deserved Obama. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

The American president has revealed the body of the dead terrorist was buried with military honours. In a change from the usual naval procedure 4 sailors in ceremonial uniforms pissed on the corpse...

RSPCA attack US over its use of SEALS to kill bin Laden. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Bin Laden's death stop TV showing clips of Cooper knocking out Cassius Clay. 1
Mrblacker 4 years

Boxing fans are accusing the US military of deliberately killing Osama bin Laden in an attempt to stop TV news stations showing clips of Henry Cooper knocking Cassius Clay to the floor in their fight...

Ranting peasants in pick-up trucks seen firing weapons into air in Texas 0
TerribleTim 4 years
Prince Andrew caught offering access to Pippa Middleton in return for cash. 2
martin2381 4 years
Bin Laden body conveyed by Maxwell yacht. 0
tl72uk 4 years
Royal Wedding Party Gets Out of Hand 2
Quaz 4 years

Osama Bin Dun-in. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Blair attendance of Royal Wedding in doubt over $500k fee 5
4 years
US quietly introspective following Osama death 1
TerribleTim 4 years
Trump To Obama: "Where's Bin Laden's Death Certificate?" 1
Textbook 4 years
Bin Laden’s neighbour expresses surprise, “He kept himself to himself”. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Our Henry dies, "We'll have to get a Dyson", says wife. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Henry Cooper dies - press splash it all over front page... 1
Skylarking 4 years

apologies to under 40s...

Che Guevara T shirts- 0
yussle 4 years

Buy one get 999 FREE...

Bin Laden lost at sea 0
4ty2 4 years

Trying to remove the evidence quickly US forces dropped the Bin Laden lookalike into the sea in the hope that plenty of al Qaeda followers would drown themselves to join their leader. Whilst it...

Osama Bin Laden's Last Words ; MAY DAY ! MAY DAY ! 1
saltire 4 years
"We had no idea he was living there" says Bin Laden's neighbour, Lord Lucan. 1
Kramaring 4 years