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I told you I was Kim Jong il

North Korean dictator pays final tribute to Spike Milligan...

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Quaz 23.12.11 11:18pm
Quaz
Arne Duncan Axes Mississippi and Louisiana: Fourth Grade Reading Levels Soar

A provision in the much maligned No Child Left Behind Act has helped Arne Duncan, United States Secretary of Education, succeed where Jesus Christ failed. What is particularly remarkable is that...

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bobo lutz 23.12.11 11:09pm
bobo lutz
Kim Jong-Il to play self in film biopic

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, who died earlier this week, is to play himself in a film biopic of his life, state media has announced. The late Great Leader, who was well-known for his...

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dogwheels 23.12.11 10:17pm
dogwheels
Administrators warn La Senza is at risk from asset strippers 0
bonjonelson 23.12.11 9:03pm
bonjonelson
Scots MP Begbie in trouble again

Scots MP Lex Begbie is in the headlines once again after Network Rail Police were called to escort him from a London/Glasgow train late on Tuesday night. It would appear that Mr Begbie, returning to...

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Drylaw 23.12.11 8:44pm
Drylaw
George Micheal Christmas re-release "Careless Whisperer". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 23.12.11 8:26pm
iambiscuit
‘True Meaning Of Christmas Forgotten’ Complain Pagans

Pagans have come out in force to complain at what they see as the hi-jacking of their festive period by ‘New-age monotheist bandwagon jumpers’. ‘The 25th of December is our special day’...

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UnoEye 23.12.11 8:18pm
iambiscuit
Coalition to put Nick Clegg up for adoption

On the day the coalition have decided to look at shortening the adoption process, they have also announced they are putting Nick Clegg on the adoption list. The move comes as Conservative and Liberal...

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Perks 23.12.11 8:14pm
iambiscuit
Christmas party gets 100 'donkey record books' for dessert after order typo 1
kga6 23.12.11 8:13pm
iambiscuit
Legendary London Bluesman Hounslow Sloane dies of overdose

Blues fans and fellow musicians around the world are tonight paying their respects to former blues legend Hounslow Sloane who died last night. Best known for his 'fare-dodging' style of electrified...

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Username 23.12.11 8:06pm
Viewers outraged as ‘babestation’ girl manages to look sexy.

There were thousands of complaints to Ofcom yesterday after a ‘babestation’ girl shocked and dismayed viewers by actually looking vaguely alluring. One viewer, Wayne Kerr, 37, from Nottingham...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 23.12.11 7:54pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Burger flipper fired for putting hair in a bun 2
Major Clanger 23.12.11 7:32pm
Major Clanger
Re-analysis of footprints in butter reveals elephants have six toes 4
Duncan Biscuit 23.12.11 7:31pm
Major Clanger
George Michael was 'touch & go' - not for the first time... 0
charlies_hat 23.12.11 7:10pm
charlies_hat
Eoin Colfer wins race to write Bible sequel

Noted Irish author Eoin Colfer, writer of the Artemis Fowl series, has been commissioned by Harper-Collins to pen an as-yet unnamed sequel to the Bible. Harper-Collins won the publishing rights to...

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bonjonelson 23.12.11 5:56pm
Doctors say man now completely recovered following sofa factory accident 1
Smart Alex 23.12.11 4:13pm
writinginbsl
UK growth for last quarter wiped out by accidental rounding error. 1
MT Bucket 23.12.11 4:12pm
writinginbsl
Deal Or No Deal chaos after boxes ordered from the Shrödinger Corporation 12
Smart Alex 23.12.11 4:06pm
writinginbsl
Wild Red-Haired Scottish Homeless being displaced by Gray Haired Accordianists

[Wikipedia]This population decrease is often ascribed to the introduction of the Gray Haired Accordianists from Eastern Europe but the shuttering of its native habitat, removal of bins at train...

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gaijintendo 23.12.11 4:04pm
writinginbsl
Man on a bike winner of Sports Personality of the Year not Ryan Giggs 4
Duncan Biscuit 23.12.11 4:00pm
writinginbsl
Metal sculpture thieves win "Keep Britain Tidy" Award. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 23.12.11 3:42pm
Al OPecia
"It's the 21st century, why do we not have spray-on wrapping paper?" ask men 3
bonjonelson 23.12.11 3:26pm
Perks
French to Replace Breast Implants With Larger Ones

<Deleted> - well I can't find a "delete button" but on reflection was not funny so gone...

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Deimos 23.12.11 3:17pm
Deimos
Curry's "white goods sale" contravenes race relations act. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.12.11 2:48pm
dominic_mcg
nothing to see here

isn't there a delete button?...

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grumblechops 23.12.11 12:36pm
nickb
World Leaders Unite for Flag Burning Celebrations

They will form a circle, and pass flags to the left...

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gaijintendo 23.12.11 12:31pm
gaijintendo
Elephant toe Professor sacked after research into camel toes breaks IT policy. 0
reforse 23.12.11 10:16am
reforse
Santa health concern threatens Christmas for millions of children

The World Health Organisation has expressed its concern over the state of Father Christmas’ health, warning children not to leave seasonal snacks such as mince pies or festive alcoholic drinks out...

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Gong of Fur 23.12.11 9:58am
Gong of Fur
First winner of US X Factor named as Simon Cowell 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.12.11 9:52am
Duncan Biscuit
Teenage boy offers free thorough checking service on all UK breast implants 0
charlies_hat 23.12.11 9:50am
charlies_hat