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John Cameron admits the economy is shit,but is about to turn the corner where a

fan is waiting...

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doggone 16.07.11 10:50pm
doggone
China Demands Dalai Lama Wear Mickey Mouse Ears For Obama Meeting 0
mugwump 16.07.11 8:07pm
mugwump
Ed Miliband continues to call for Rebekah Brooks to resign...

., (in response to Vertically Challenged Giant)...

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deskpilot3 16.07.11 9:04pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
New movie based on Investi-gate scandal will star Tom Cruise as Nick Davies

The story of the dogged investigation into corruption in high places is to get the Hollywood treatment. The movie will be set in Washington, with The Guardian's Nick Davies being played by Tom...

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ronseal 16.07.11 6:45pm
ronseal
Foot fetishists to be banned from yoga classes

The coalition government is planning a crackdown on foot fetishists who attend yoga classes seeking sexual gratification. The move comes only days after Conservative MP Louise Mensch, criticised a...

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Christopher Frost 16.07.11 6:15pm
Christopher Frost
68% of men only watching Women's World Cup to see jersey swap

A shock survey on the eve of the FIFA Women's World Cup Final has revealed that over two-thirds of male viewers actually don't give a toss about women's soccer and are only watching in the hope of...

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GrahamB 16.07.11 5:57pm
GrahamB
Celebrity to name son 'John'

The decision by a celebrity to name her expected baby 'John' has shocked the entertainment world leaving dozens of heavily pregnant stars in a quandary over naming their children. If the baby is a...

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roybland 16.07.11 11:04pm
doggone
Googie withers

No more soon...

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Poecheng 16.07.11 11:00pm
doggone
US Military Introduces 'Don't Even Try To guess If He's a You Know What' Policy 0
mugwump 16.07.11 4:16pm
mugwump
Miss R. Brooks to run Railtrack on parallel lines. 1
Ostsee 17.07.11 5:46am
arthurminnit
Pamplona attacks: Bull charged 0
beau-jolly 16.07.11 3:50pm
beau-jolly
To compete with free social networks, Google+ pays you to join 0
Dumbnews 16.07.11 3:24pm
Dumbnews
Creationists to play Corinthians in Concaf Cup

a match of biblical proportions is expected with Joseph as the ref...

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arnied 17.07.11 12:29pm
arnied
At the age of 94, Googie finally, Withers 1
brownpaperreporter 16.07.11 3:29pm
beau-jolly
West to give Gaddafi’s billions to rebels...

to buy weapons from the West...

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be reasonable 16.07.11 2:15pm
be reasonable
Hack scandal worsens. Were journalists guilty of fiddling expenses too? 0
ronseal 16.07.11 2:00pm
ronseal
Horse rider denies hacking

Well its a new angle...

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beau-jolly 17.07.11 11:32am
Bismarck
Communist dies after brutal hammer and sickle attack 0
Christopher Frost 16.07.11 1:12pm
Christopher Frost
Buffy the vampire slayer’s parents don’t like her first boyfiend.

“He’s up all night, he smells, talks gibberish and flies into inexplicable rages,” they said. “Why can’t she date a normal teenager oh”...

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be reasonable 16.07.11 1:02pm
be reasonable
Young Cow Suffers Calf Strain in Milk Cup Final

More moosbiscuit headlines later...

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mugwump 16.07.11 12:56pm
mugwump
Obama reality check required after he asks for Captain Kirk on space call 0
Basil_B 16.07.11 12:12pm
Basil_B
Drinker reveals “cider-fects”

In a frank interview on Radio West, folk singer James “stinky” Trewyln explained the unfortunate domino effect caused by habitual cider consumption., With disarming honesty, he explained that...

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beau-jolly 16.07.11 11:49am
Basil_B
Ed Milliband unsure what to do now Rebekah Brooks has resigned

Sources close to Ed Milliband have revealed that the Labour leader 'has no idea what to do next' now that Rebekah Brooks has finally bowed to pressure to resign as chief executive of News...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 18.07.11 5:28am
be reasonable
Rumour Mill Set to Close

Britain's oldest industry will close its doors next month, citing among recent financial constraints, the publics' "Dwindling appetite for scandal". The Mill, whose vast foundries have forged...

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f0zz 16.07.11 2:56pm
f0zz
Hertz Van Rental named as new Austro-Hungarian heir 0
beau-jolly 16.07.11 10:05am
beau-jolly
Festival goer comits chemi khazi

(Just jealous 'cos I'm at work)...

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beau-jolly 16.07.11 9:51am
beau-jolly
Theories swirl over absences of ‘useless pillock’ salesman

Scholars at market-tracking software firm eMarket Systems in Basingstoke are engaged in a lengthy, often rancorous debate about the repeated absences of sales executive Jason Bradshaw. Several are...

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Oxbridge 16.07.11 11:37am
Oxbridge
Kids surprised to see a 'we are sorry' message in this weeks copy of the Dandy 0
Basil_B 16.07.11 8:49am
Basil_B
Army to be replaced by friendless, paintball-obsessed bores 2
SpankyMonkey 16.07.11 12:14pm
rikkor
Man thrown out of Judo club. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 16.07.11 8:51am
be reasonable