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Teenage girls all in a tizzy as Eurozone duo announce plans to reform 2
simonjmr 07.12.11 12:38am
thisisall1word
Quentin Wilson and Channel Five issue tepid apology for benign TV show claim

Fifth Gear presenter Quentin Wilson has issued a moderate apology for comments made on C5's magazine teatime show "Who's Watching?" when he claimed that some of the workers who withdrew labour during...

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thisisall1word 07.12.11 12:29am
thisisall1word
Elvis's sperm for sale on EBay

Doris Postlethwaite believes she is set to become a millionairess with her latest business idea. The former cleaner at the Holiday Inn in Graceland Memphys, is the proud owner of an unusual specimin....

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bumtrinket 06.12.11 11:34pm
bumtrinket
Jordan growing additional breasts - Doctors baffled

Model and reality start Jordan, (real name Katy Price) had doctors scratching their heads ealier this week when it was confirmed that she was literally "busting out all over". The ever popular model...

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bumtrinket 06.12.11 11:03pm
bumtrinket
FHM: "Rohypnol, the Christmas Gift that says more about you than cash ever can" 5
dvo4fun 06.12.11 9:52pm
Archbishop of Canterbury asks nation: 'what would Jesus loot?'

The Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams has addressed the nation's outrage over the summer riots, by claiming Jesus would have understood looters, and would probably have blamed the police....

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06.12.11 9:45pm
Al OPecia
Cameron stops daughter from listening to Lily Allen

"It's because she's bloody terrible" confirms spokesman...

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John Square 06.12.11 9:24pm
ronseal
Inhuman Resources

Dear ([i]enter your complete name here[/i]),, It seems this news could be awkward or queer,, And so we'd rather fire you by mail,, But cheer your spirits with this regale,, Of joyous rhymes all...

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A.Parody 06.12.11 8:24pm
dvo4fun
A Throne for Kings

Poised on a throne gleaming white,, The future spanned displaying right,, The lofty scale of''is disposition,, Marred by man in his position,, Be-cause he must release his stores,, According to...

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A.Parody 06.12.11 8:22pm
dvo4fun
Edwardian soft-porn to be shown on TV -

Downton Abi Titmuss...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 06.12.11 7:23pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Rioters warned the Archbishop of Canterbury “may happen again”.

They have been interrogated by the media, pursued by the police, vilified by politicians and cursed by their victims. Now, those who took part in the summer riots have been told that there may well...

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nickb 06.12.11 5:26pm
nickb
Etiquette: Never ask an American, no matter how vile, if he votes Republican. 0
Griffin 06.12.11 4:51pm
Griffin
Eric Pickles ‘is nuts’... about Christmas

Cuddly Secretary of State for Communities, Eric Pickles, has revealed in an exclusive interview for Young Fascist magazine that he is ‘the number one fan’ of the festive season. In the run up to...

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Aberdeen Correspondent 06.12.11 4:50pm
Aberdeen Correspondent
Wife jailed in Harry Hill TV row killing claims she was framed 0
medici2471 06.12.11 4:29pm
medici2471
Edwardian knife crime exposed in ITV documentary "Down Town Stabbey" 1
simonjmr 06.12.11 4:27pm
A.Parody
Rory McIlroy's Dubai World Championship hopes hit by Walrus

As Rory McIlroy seeks to top the European Tour's money list in Dubai this week Doctors have confirmed that is being haunted by a visions of an anthropamorphic Walrus. Psycologists fear that the...

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simonjmr 06.12.11 4:06pm
simonjmr
FIFA Boss accused of Anti Anti-Corruption claim.

Celebration took place today in Switzerland at FIFA’s headquarters as unforeseen complications lead to delays in the publication of documentation naming and shaming official from the ISL. Blatter...

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A.Parody 06.12.11 4:04pm
beau-jolly
Ricky Gervais to make new disability comedy "Downston Abbey" 0
Son of Barnabas 06.12.11 3:31pm
Son of Barnabas
Lathe operator wins Turner prize. More soon. 5
dominic_mcg 06.12.11 2:56pm
Oxbridge
Shock increase in 8-year-old Manchester City supporters 0
Oxbridge 06.12.11 2:56pm
Oxbridge
Bell Pottinger to Rebrand as All Gas and Dictators 0
Drylaw 06.12.11 2:38pm
Drylaw
S & P put Swindon man on Negative Watch "just to be on safe side" 1
Drylaw 06.12.11 2:21pm
Perks
Eurozone launches its own ratings service 'Substandard & Pisspoor'.

More substandard and piss poor tickers soon...

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Boutros 06.12.11 1:41pm
Boutros
NASA withdraw claim of Earthlike planet; "telescope was upside down."

NASA have had to make a humiliating confession that the claimed new planet discovery was actually the Earth through the wrong end of the telescope. "It's confusing", confessed a spokesman, "The 'look...

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apepper 06.12.11 12:53pm
dvo4fun
Union boss denies concrete block dropped on car was "Clarkson revenge" attempt 0
Son of Barnabas 06.12.11 12:47pm
Son of Barnabas
2011 Turner Art Prize exposed as a fake

The British art world is tonight reeling from the shock announcement that since 1994, the UK’s most prestigious award for ‘up and coming’ artists has in fact been a carefully staged pilot for a...

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Username 06.12.11 12:42pm
gaijintendo
Men around the world hail invention of the paracetamol-flavoured condom

I'm going to get in trouble for this one, I can tell...

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bonjonelson 06.12.11 12:40pm
gaijintendo
Kepler 22-b scientists use super telescope to observe the battle of Agincourt 4
charlies_hat 06.12.11 12:38pm
Duke of Edinburgh dies. Jeremy Clarkson applies for the job.

More soon....

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Son of Barnabas 06.12.11 12:34pm
Son of Barnabas
Insurance Company launches "Compare the Messiah" campaign for Christmas

http://d200fahol9mbkt.cloudfront.net/item/3265161/Nativity-008.jpg "He'll save the world! Simples!"...

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Son of Barnabas 06.12.11 12:23pm
Son of Barnabas