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martin2381 14.09.11 6:29pm
martin2381
Debt riddled clockwork toy manufacturer faces winding up order 6
Iamthestig 14.09.11 6:21pm
Al OPecia
B&Q enter housing market with 'flatpack homes'

The B&Q CEO has admitted that they have been looking at this for some time. 'We have been watching the DIY market expand and after the nation's architects slammed the size of current homes we...

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martin2381 14.09.11 6:14pm
martin2381
Daily Star column - I Don't Know How He Does her - to be made into film

I Don't Know How He Does Her - the regular newspaper column that commiserates with Alison Pearson's husband, is to be made into a film. Ronnie Corbett is to play the long suffering husband, with...

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ronseal 14.09.11 6:09pm
ronseal
Operation gets a big toes up 3
beau-jolly 14.09.11 6:09pm
Golgo13
Tinker, Tailor, Shepherd, Spy. Secrets of MI5 cookbook revealed. 7
nickb 14.09.11 5:45pm
nickb
Death of a salesman (or two) as Tesco's porkies are exposed

Advertising gurus at omnipresent retailers Tesco were condemned today after making a pigs ear out of a recent campaign to promote the company's latest range of organic sausages. Having been called to...

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spoole2112 14.09.11 4:44pm
spoole2112
Samaritans decide not to outsource calls in call centre in pakistan

The Samaritans having been trialing using a call centre in pakistan to take calls from people considering suicide., A spokesman said it was going well until they put in a test call pretending to be...

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tonyhill 14.09.11 4:30pm
Screenie
Greece! You're the one that we don't want, the one that we don't want, o, o, oo

From the new musical: Greece! [i]Angie Merkel and Nicky Sarkozy are on stage singing and dancing around Georgie Papandreou. AM (pirouettes)[/i]:, You got bills., They're multiplyin'., And...

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Awkward Facts 14.09.11 3:22pm
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Woman 'called boyfriend 65,000 times' being blamed for telecoms company collapse

A Dutch woman who called a man 65,000 times in the past year - an average of 178 calls a day - is due in court later to face charges causing the collapse of a Dutch Telecoms company after she stopped...

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simonjmr 14.09.11 3:01pm
simonjmr
Stepping Hill ruling, "to be taken with a pinch of salt" 0
beau-jolly 14.09.11 3:01pm
beau-jolly
Old Mother Hubbard & the Little Old Lady who lived in a shoe slam todays houses 0
simonjmr 14.09.11 2:52pm
simonjmr
Underwear Bomber shouts "Gordon's alive" on entering court

Followed by "Despatch war rocket Ajax" and "Flash! Flash! I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the earth!!!!" More soon...

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simonjmr 14.09.11 2:49pm
simonjmr
Shoebox homes to have one room made entirely of Silica Gel 0
Iamthestig 14.09.11 2:37pm
Iamthestig
Rescued dog thrown back in river

An elderly lady from Cookham Lock in Berkshire has complained to the BBC after a dog she was trying to drown in the River Thames was rescued by comedian David Walliams., The dog, a Labrador bitch by...

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Gerontius 14.09.11 2:36pm
DiY
Dorset county council announces 'blitz on potholes'

not sure it will work (the joys of county council newsletters)...

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writinginbsl 14.09.11 2:01pm
writinginbsl
Dahl family launch 'landscape our garden as well' appeal

must think we are Twits...

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writinginbsl 14.09.11 1:35pm
beau-jolly
N.I.C.E to recommend laughter as the best medicine

Researchers at Oxford University have demonstrated that pain thresholds increase by up to 15% following a good belly laugh., Following the green light from N.I.C.E, trails of humour have begun...

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beau-jolly 14.09.11 1:29pm
beau-jolly
Dahl family member arrested over drugs found at chocolate factory 1
Screenie 14.09.11 12:58pm
Qoxiivi
Re-drawing of constituency boundaries ‘perfect opportunity to reclaim Empire’

The re-drawing of constituency boundaries in England and Wales could pave the way for a radical reclaiming of foreign territories and the return of Great Britain to its seat of global power, say...

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Long Distance Clara 14.09.11 12:47pm
Long Distance Clara
‘Fake orgasm detector is almost there’ say boffins

A team of research scientists at Bradford University have finally developed a high-resolution thermal imaging sensor that can accurately tell if a sexual partner is faking her regular Friday night...

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Gerontius 14.09.11 12:44pm
writinginbsl
Sepp Blatter "Its gonna take a big paper bag to get me to step down"

more bungs soon...

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grottymonty 14.09.11 12:36pm
grottymonty
Hard of hearing Richard Reid wades into shoe bomb homes agument.

More to follow...

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spoole2112 14.09.11 11:14am
spoole2112
Architects attack shoebox homes: most killed, others captured. 0
Ostsee 14.09.11 10:43am
Ostsee
Tesco's porkies exposed

Advertising gurus at the very big Tesco company were condemned after making a pigs ear out of a recent campaign to promote 'green' sausages. Having been called to the supermarket giant's Cheshunt...

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spoole2112 14.09.11 10:12am
spoole2112
Boundary changes anger Boycott

Ex-Yorkshire and England glacially paced opening batsman and annoying radio pundit (Sir) Geoffrey Boycott poured scorn on proposed boundary changes announced today. In what could hopefully be his...

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spoole2112 14.09.11 10:05am
Scroat
Architects say new houses designed by Architects are 'shameful shoebox homes' 2
simonjmr 14.09.11 10:00am
Screenie
Kabul rocked by the sound of B-52's

In one final attempt to rid the Afghan capital of its few remaining insurgents, the UN finally called upon the shock and awe capabilities of the beehive toting 80's American post-punk/pop rock combo...

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spoole2112 14.09.11 8:50am
spoole2112
Strong support from badgers for Commons cull 3
Duncan Biscuit 14.09.11 8:33am
writinginbsl
Strauss-Kahn loses sponsorship deal "No longer a good fit" says Levi. 0
dvo4fun 14.09.11 7:36am
dvo4fun