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Scientists find habitable, earth-like region, wtihin 20 miles of Birmingham, 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Beckham fucks prostitutes 0
bonjonelson 4 years

says a Liar (reports The Sun)...

"Specsavers was shut," admits Mrs Kim Jong-il 0
allmyownstunts 4 years
Isle of Wight to get HD Ceefax 0
roybland 4 years
Curtis still determined to divorce sixth wife 0
roybland 4 years
Moat resumes rampage 0
roybland 4 years
‘BMW recall is proof enough for me’ admits Dawkins 0
Nobby Holder 4 years

and me too...

‘Flagship’ school hijacked by pirates 2
dicky37 4 years

In a disastrous start to its first term, Wolverhampton’s flagship Academy School has been taken over by a band of Somali pirates, and is en route to the Gulf of Aden. Pirates boarded the £300M...

Real IRA re-considering its position after Ireland declared 'crap' 3
red 4 years

The dissident Irish Republican movement, the Real IRA, has announced an immediate end to all terrorist activities after an army council meeting failed to come up with an answer to its own question of...

Surreal IRA planning winter campaign of significant bewilderment, claim MI5 4
bonjonelson 4 years

more sooooon...

Tyneside Fashion Designers Launch Their New Range of 'Scanty-wear' 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

For upcoming Winter...

International cyclists to be tested for Viagra-use 2
hero2zero 4 years

In an attempt to “Clean-up” the image of Lycra-clad international cyclists, testing for Viagra is to be introduced for the coming season. One official told us how the current image tended to make...

'Tory Cuts Getting Out of Hand,' Says One Critic 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

As some Tory MP's demand modified bus shelters as a substitute for social housing...

New social media fails to catch on, called talking 4
Dumbnews 4 years
Research into female libido loss 'a headache' say scientists 0
roybland 4 years
Germany Issues I.O.U for 20 Millions Lives. 2
IABP 4 years

More Sassoon...

Dyslexic Guy releived that his Diagnosis proves that he isnt Igronant 5
Rowly 4 years
US Ryder Cup Golfers To Appear At Tory Conference 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

In vain hope of seeking shelter from the Tories...

Home Delivery Network to be renamed 'Far-away Factory Network' 0
gaijintendo 4 years

for obvious reasons...

Hitler comes out of hiding after Germany pays off it`s world war 1 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Germany finally pays off WWI debt with consolidation loan. 2
the coarse whisperer 4 years
On this day, 1974 - "Jefferson Airplane hijacked, flown to Yemen" 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Women who write for the Daily Mail admit they are cunts 3
arrghgarry 4 years

and have no idea what life is about

Newsbiscuit contributor reads bbc news website and contributes 'funny' variant. 5
bonjonelson 4 years

more soon, unfortunately...

Alcoholism 'halved at a stroke' as Pub Chain introduce 3D Beer Goggles 1
pinxit 4 years

Public House giant J.D.Witherfork today rolled out a revolutionary hi-tech accessory for customers, which in trials has produced a 50% cut in incidents of alchoholism throughout their establishments....

'Show us yer tits', to no longer be considered acceptable office language 2
Fin Robertson 4 years

The government has introduced a new Equality Act, aimed at banning discrimination by employers and ensuring the unbroken tedium of working life is restored. It will now be frowned upon for bosses to...

BMW recall 300,000 cars after discovery of cock behind wheel. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

More car-based insults soon...

Tiger Woods takes the name of the Ryder Cup literally as he shags the 0
Basil_B 4 years

cup presidents daughter...

Tony Curtis to reprise his "Some Like It Hot" role. More soon. 3
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Plug hole in one halts Ryder Cup 1
Nobby Holder 4 years

More rain soon...