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Students barking up the wrong tree. 0
4ty2 4 years

After yesterday's successfull X-factor violence presentation students plan to regroup later this week as most of them had not noticed that they were not lead to the lib dem headquarters. After all...

Large Hadron Collider 'mini-big bang' is just a bang, say grammatical experts 2
Scroat 4 years

Wimper soon...

Thousands of elderly people who have no contact ,love or letters in 7
arrghgarry 4 years

their final years from anyone will be pleased to hear an enterprising young man from Bradford is offering a 3 year course for 15000 pounds ,should he be cleared next week...

Sales of ill fitting jeans to teenagers have ’bottomed out’. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
BBC slammed for 'colonial clichés' 2
Scroat 4 years

The Campaign for English English has criticised the BBC's Finance Correspondent Stephanie Flanders for saying in a report from the G20 summit that "China should step up to the plate." A spokesman...

After SuBo and JLo, Pete Doherty Decides to Keep Full Name 7
De-scribe 4 years
George W Bush claims Waterboarding "saved and cost British lives" 0
Grover 4 years

In his recently-published memoirs, [i]Decision Points[/i], former US President George W. Bush defended his administration’s use of torture against non-white people with little or no provocation,...

Harlem Globetrotters deny match fixing after losing latest game 1
simonjmr 4 years
University of Life to raise tuition fees 3
Des Custard 4 years

The University of Life announced today that it can no longer offer the free education it has provided to so many in the past. Established by a group of merchants in the 13th century as an...

North of England living in fear of surprise Coldplay gigs 9
jp1885 4 years

The inhabitants of two of Northern Britain’s greatest party destinations, Liverpool and Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, are living in a state of siege following the announcement that Coldplay are to play two...

Tree Surgery Industry Faces Root-and-Branch Reform 0
De-scribe 4 years
Barry Manilow hires rictus specialist. 0
Zadok the second 4 years
Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke, instantly making satire superfluous... 0
Doylem 4 years
Bad Aria by susan Boyle keeps thousands awake at night 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Flasher's threat to disrupt Remembrance Day parade was 'poppycock' say police 0
dicky37 4 years

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Sales of Van de Graff generators remain static 8
bonjonelson 4 years

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Malaria Confirmed As This Season's Must Have Illness. 27
IABP 4 years
Clegg regrets pledge to represent LibDems 1
Sinnick 4 years

Oops, sorry, it's more fun without you...

Deadly new Tarmac virus sweeps britains roads 2
Rowly 4 years

A new virus, "Bitumenitus" which affects Tarmac, has been detected on roads in UK., Transport officials have coned off many lanes, for quarantine purposes., One of the symptoms is that roads become...

reality hits home as students realize they will only be able to get wasted 0
arrghgarry 4 years

4 nights a week...

Ugly scene at Millbank Tower as Michael Gove makes an appearance 2
pinxit 4 years
Nations birds branded a disgrace for not staying quiet for two minute silence. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Flat Sales Plateau, Claim Estate Agents 0
De-scribe 4 years
Iip readers laid off for 2 minutes on 11/11/2010 0
Rowly 4 years
Meringue Sales Have Peaked, Claim Manufacturers 1
De-scribe 4 years
Katie Price goes into hiding after new tests are ordered on SuperJumbos. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Peter749400 4 years A large student demonstration was swiftly quelled last night as police screened an emergency edition of Countdown in Central London. Hosts Jeff...

Mime artists, Trappist monks, enjoy two-minute conversation... 2
Doylem 4 years
Robert Smith of the Cure ‘actually hollow’ 0
Zadok the second 4 years

Robert Smith, frontman of gothic music group The Cure is hollow, according to a new biography by pop journalist Brian Jennings. The years of applying smudged crimson lipstick and cans of hairspray,...

Low quality broth problem solved by Tory cutbacks on cooking staff 1
Nick McCarr 4 years