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New iceberg off Greenland 'not comparable to Wales' says expert 0
Ostsee 4 years
Go Back To The Old Writers' Room 0
rfreed 4 years

This version stinks....

Man who eats meat from cloned cows comments that it "Repeated " on him . 0
mrlemoncurry 4 years

Can't believe no one has done this yet . So sorry...

Dictator’s shame at being linked with monster Naomi Campbell. 2
MADJEZ 4 years

Former Liberian president Charles Taylor wept in court yesterday as he told of rumours linking him to Supermodel Naomi Campbell. ‘It’s been a terrible blow to my reputation, I can’t sleep,...

Zardari - "Floods a gift from Allah, the country needed a good wash..." 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

no monsoon...

Theresa Riggi Announces Husband Can Now Have Custody Of Children 1
pencilbox 4 years
Jordan 'over the moon' to discover a country named after her 6
PluckyMunky 4 years

'They never told me they was doing that' said the fading starlet. 'I feel like Nelson Mandala now.'...

The Foreign Office isued an advisory against old people traveling to Moscow 0
arrghgarry 4 years

as there are still a hell of a lot of commies there ,and you could get meet a young woman who could marry you ,shag you death(if you are lucky) and inherit your house and wealth...

Disgraced assault footballer vows to fight "punch, butt and stomp" to clear name 1
Rorschach 4 years

"On the night of the attack King had been out in Soho Revue Bar in west London celebrating his wife's pregnancy." See romance isn't dead (It just has black eyes, loose teeth and a broken nose.)...

Pope admits he can't wait to 'shag Sister Sarah' when his term is up. 1
PluckyMunky 4 years

'Lovely tits on her', said the pontif to PM Berlusconi...

Local police launch awareness campaign stressing the importance of bribery 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Paxton & Whitfield Cheese (St James's) vote Dairylea Cheese, Cheese of the Year 0
PluckyMunky 4 years

Rowland McDonald-Daniels, manager and cheese connoisseur, of the Jermyn Street shop said: 'its really nice. Like yummy'...

American ambassador arrives at Hiroshima ceremony at dawn and unannounced 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Disability benefit claimant able to play lottery for years 0
ramblesnake 4 years

it's a disgrace!...

Redknapp denies drawing young boys "I'd just ask Wenger for some photos...." 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

no more until later in the season....

Husband promises wife change ,wife demands pound notes 7
arrghgarry 4 years
Pakistan diverts funds from Al Qaeda to support flood victims and infrastructure 0
Sinnick 4 years

In a defiant statement against sceptics of Pakistan's claim not to support terrorism, President Zardari has today confirmed that £80 million of state funds will be diverted to aid flood victims in...

Blair claimed Liberian diamonds could reach UK within 45 minutes. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
King Abdullah of Jordan has decreed to change the country's name to Pembroke.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

In response to reports that the Global Starlet, Jordan Katie Priceless is next in line to the throne of Jordan simply because her name is the same, King Abdullah has taken the unusual step of...

Spanish Tenor Carreras Fuming at José Pipe ban in the North West 0
Sinnick 4 years
Farmville and Emmerdale to merge into new pay per view ITVHD Show.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

The outrage that marked the end to any livestock appearing in Emmerdale Farm (changed to Emmerdale due to the lack of any farm) has been answered with a triumphant roar, well a very loud Mooooo at...

UFOs and Winston churhill eh? 0
dirty harry 4 years

that explains what happened to me in 1976,I knew I wasnt crazy,lots of UFO sighting then in my part of London.I remember it well,I was having problems with my apple trees,someone or something was...

Minister queries similarity of Farmville cows 0
hero2zero 4 years

"They almost look as though they've been cloned," he said...

Farmville Wheat prices soar! 0
hero2zero 4 years
Bird-flu virus pandemic expected in Farmville! 1
hero2zero 4 years

Government says "Don't panic," Online, virtually safe, virtual vaccines available soon!...

Disaster Emergencies Committee launch new appeal for Pakistan cricket team 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

After a continuing torrent of wickets, these forlorn cricketers are in need of emergency aid. Please pledge cash, gold, retired cricketers to your local DEC collection point...

Police unable to find Police who smashed pensioners car windows. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

Despite a huge manhunt Gwent police have yet to apprehend their own officers who smashed a bemused OAP’s car windows after a misunderstanding over a ticket. To add to the confusion the elderly...

escaped toads 2
4ty2 4 years

whilst we can not prevent inspiration it looks like the hardon colider made it to the frontpage of the daily shame...

'Debt Problems?' Find out how to wipe out all your debt and never worry again! 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Barrington Brooks Debt Solutions guarantee to provide a solution to all your debt problems. Simply take out life insurance with SimplyFinance, fall in front of a bus and hey presto.. you'll never...

IoW council promise a "Fast-text" TV in every home. 0
Mr.3374 4 years

More typos later...