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Lord Leveson confirmed as judge on The Voice

Following his barn storming performance in publishing the riveting 'AN INQUIRY INTO THE CULTURE, PRACTICES AND ETHICS OF THE PRESS REPORT', The Right Honourable Lord Justice Leveson will be taking...

custard cream 29.11.12 8:34pm
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Turkeys reject anti-Christmas motion by 4 votes

The Turkeys of England narrowly rejected a motion yesterday that promised to replace old-fashioned Christmas carnage with a bright, death-free 21st century future, due to strong opposition from...

SuburbanDad 29.11.12 8:33pm
BP banned from US, price of oily fish set to rise 5
charlies_hat 29.11.12 8:27pm
Gove writes strongly worded letter to Mr & Mrs Leveson (Snr)

Education secretary Michael Gove has written a stern letter to the parents of Lord Justice Leveson informing them that their son 'Must try harder next time' if he is to have any prospect of...

antharrison 29.11.12 7:48pm
Study shows divining sticks 'can definitely detect mentals'

A study into cod science has found conclusive proof that divining rods can detect mentals with an accuracy of 98%. Until now, fish wives and pagans have largely been dismissed by the wider...

29.11.12 6:52pm
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German parliament votes to ban Mullets

Germany looks set to outlaw the Mullet hairstyle, after the ruling collation narrowly won a vote on new legislation in the Bundestag yesterday. The Mullet will now be gradually phased out over the...

TheNewsWalrus 29.11.12 4:49pm
Leveson report not published on Twitter, Sky News unable to report on it. 0
Gaz 29.11.12 1:07pm
Strong rumours suggest that Leveson will announce...

"I'm sorry I nodded off for a few months around August. We're going to have to start again."...

Nick Parry 29.11.12 12:59pm
Nick Parry
BREAKING: Metropolitan Police apply for superinjunction on Leveson Report 0
Nick Parry 29.11.12 12:56pm
Nick Parry
Japan launches care in the community trading cards - Pokemental a big hit 0
simonjmr 29.11.12 12:19pm
X factor charity single announced - Teletubbies say Eh Oh is early favourite

Syco have today announced that the single released by this year's winner of The X Factor will also be this year's charity song, raising money for a children's charity. In previous years a separate...

simonjmr 29.11.12 12:10pm
Chinese Satirists sentenced to death for 'not being funny'

The Chinese State's satirical website 'the People's Daily' has executed the entire management staff for 'not being funny'. "The People's Daily used to be very funny" said a senior Chinese official...

beagle 29.11.12 11:26am
Ricky Ponting sad to miss losing Ashes again

In a press conference announcing his retirement from cricket, former Australian captain has expressed his sadness at missing next year's Ashes contest. "Losing the Ashes has been part of my life for...

apepper 29.11.12 10:56am
Assange lung infection 'probably caused by pellets laid out to trap him' 0
allmyownstunts 29.11.12 10:12am
Leveson findings recommend lengthy and expensive inquiry into press standards 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 29.11.12 10:08am
Dick Everyman
Churchill to become press watchdog, says Leveson

Churchill, a figure more associated with motor insurance than media regulation is to head the new body overseeing the conduct of the press.  There was swift endorsement of the simulated bulldog from...

nickb 29.11.12 8:20am
The Leveson Inquiry calls for more trouser press regulation 0
Ian Searle 29.11.12 6:39am
Ian Searle
Part time miners strike over under employment 0
Dick Everyman 28.11.12 10:55pm
Dick Everyman
Astronaut ‘still bouncing about’, two weeks after returning from space

Scientists and theologians admit they are baffled by new evidence which suggests gravity may after all be part of our belief system rather than a physical fact. The evidence comes in the form of...

malgor 28.11.12 10:50pm
OCD sufferer campaigns for organised religion 0
Dick Everyman 28.11.12 10:46pm
Dick Everyman
Arafat exhumation confirms he is still dead 1
custard cream 28.11.12 10:39pm
Torch-carrying Rochdale peasants "not going to bother" disinterring MP Smith 1
Drylaw 28.11.12 9:45pm
Cyril Smith was 'addicted to salads' claim 0
custard cream 28.11.12 8:44pm
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Leveson Report: Prime Minister's response leaked 0
custard cream 28.11.12 8:41pm
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NB contributers worry minimum alcohol pricing will affect creativity.

More soon after another drink...

MADJEZ 28.11.12 8:40pm
News of The World 'hacked Leveson Report' claim 0
custard cream 28.11.12 8:39pm
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Care worker re-instated after genuine misunderstanding of acronym

A care worker has had his job reinstated after an employment tribunal ruled that the worker had been encouraged to maltreat those in his care by a subliminal message inadvertently implanted in his...

malgor 28.11.12 8:14pm
Police reveal Cyril Smith was a Liberal 0
custard cream 28.11.12 7:26pm
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Palace news : DoE "menial / mental" confusion results in footman kebab 0
FlashArry 28.11.12 6:55pm
P.M pledges 'cross Murdoch' consensus over Levenson Inquiry

more forgotten later...

virtuallywill 28.11.12 6:43pm