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Tories announce Margaret Thatcher will be mothballed today. More soon 0
JoeBradley 17.04.13 9:11am
Terrorists: Why bomb her funeral? The bitch is already dead 1
markburgle 17.04.13 8:26am
Dead Dogs Dinner

Following the recent horse-meat scandal, it seems our equine friends have not been the only animals to find their way into our mouths under false pretences. The resulting spate of DNA testing...

bobby5fingers 17.04.13 8:22am
Target of Boston marathon bomb was Lincolnshire sweetshop.

Police have revealed that the target of the Boston marathon bomb was actually a corner shop in the Lincolnshire town. An anonymous note sent to police HQ in Grantham claimed that the bombing was in...

sigmund 17.04.13 8:05am
North Korea erects missile defence net

Amid rising tensions on the Korean peninsula, the North has announced the surprise unveiling of a state-of-the-art missile defence net. A bulletin - broadcast over state-run television news - read in...

markburgle 17.04.13 7:52am
US Senator receives letter with ricin and a parcel containing Jalfrezi and naans 1
topfotogmw 17.04.13 7:46am
Portsmouth cul-de-sac renamed "Thatcher Way" : all turning bays to be removed 0
FlashArry 17.04.13 7:39am
BBC North Korea Undercover actually filmed in Woking 3
Squudge 17.04.13 7:37am
sponge finger
The Large Hadron Deluder

Prominent scientists at the CERN institute in Geneva believe they may have to re-evaluate the recent discovery of the Higg's Boson or as it’s more commonly known 'The God Particle'. The...

bobby5fingers 17.04.13 7:09am
Drugs squad swoop after a tip off about just what 'Dickinson's Real Deal' is 0
Ian Searle 16.04.13 10:03pm
Ian Searle
Outcry Volume and Resignation Pressure equation to be called "Sir Boyle's Law" 0
Pharcite 16.04.13 9:51pm
Ryanair at Cardiff now charging 50 quid extra for a case of measles 0
Lucy4 16.04.13 9:15pm
Link probed between Miliband wrist injury and Thatcher 'stroke'

..more soon...

Squudge 16.04.13 9:13pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Thatcher's funeral "more expensive than Wales". 2
deskpilot3 16.04.13 9:12pm
Audible Minority
Religious vacuum cleaner salesman admits to being a Jehoover's Witness 1
custard cream 16.04.13 9:09pm
Police crackdown on counterfeit orgasms

Scotland Yard has launched its biggest campaign yet to protect the quality of British people's sex lives. It is now believed that as much as 40 per cent of all orgasms in Britain at any given time...

sydalg 16.04.13 9:04pm
Thatcher funeral: Big Ben "won't be silenced"

Nation's favourite bell refuses to stay quiet on public funeral for the contentious former Prime Minister. "I won't be silenced," said the 13.5 ton iron national treasure, "I think she was a...

monkeyrepublic 16.04.13 8:56pm
Audible Minority
Police hunch over Boston bombers identity is more than a feeling.

More soon. Yes its too soon and I'll burn in hell (again)...

MADJEZ 16.04.13 8:40pm
Dockers to lower cranes, dunking Thatcher's coffin into the Thames 2
Audible Minority 16.04.13 8:33pm
Winston Churchill
Paula Radcliffe admits to bombing in the Boston Marathon

Partially lame British athlete Paula Radcliffe has admitted to bombing in the Boston Marathon to add to her tally of bombing out of Athens and Beijing, according to reports. As several key...

Gary Stanton 16.04.13 8:18pm
Gary Stanton
Avon lady veterans calling for pitched battle against witch is deaders 2
Lucy4 16.04.13 7:50pm
Bombers targeting Thatcher funeral promised “no congestion charge”... 2
Tripod 16.04.13 7:47pm
Millions enraged by "Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?" entry in visitors' book 1
Audible Minority 16.04.13 7:38pm
Fears that Sir Mark Thatcher might get lost on way to his mother's funeral

Organizers of the funeral of Baroness Thatcher are said to be increasingly concerned that Sir Mark Thatcher might lose his way on the drive to St Paul's Cathedral. His mother launched a major...

roybland 16.04.13 7:36pm
Smithfield and Spitalfields to supply market forces for Thatcher's funeral 0
Not Amused 16.04.13 7:30pm
Not Amused
Radcliffe urges security alert for London marathon

the shit could really hit the fan...

irreverendJ 16.04.13 4:50pm
All Members of Parliament to be given State Funeral 7
Guy Fawkes 16.04.13 4:38pm
Audible Minority
Helmand Marathon oversubscribed, says US State Department 0
Audible Minority 16.04.13 4:24pm
Audible Minority
No further Boston threat, says FBI

(This is an actual headline.)...

Audible Minority 16.04.13 4:17pm
Audible Minority
Questions raised as Miliband's medical treatment sponsored by Kleenex 0
sydalg 16.04.13 4:09pm