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Worlds smallest cow bred to provide minute steak 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Edninburgh : Pope suddenly remembers he didn't switch the iron off 0
simonjmr 4 years
A coincidence ? 0
Sinnick 4 years

Consider this: Popular cult hero "LambSneaker" (an anagram to protect the innocent, not just a hobby) appears to have left NB suddenly a few days ago. Subsequently, the Pope begins a 4-day visit to...

Vatican clarifies Papal aide's comments 0
SteveCut 4 years

A senior papal aide, Cardinal Walter Kasper, has come under steadily applied but relentlessly increasing pressure from the Catholic church to apologise after saying that arriving at Heathrow airport...

Peter Crouch admits he almost got away with anonymous prostitute sex 0
arrghgarry 4 years

if he had only not done his fucking stupid robotic dance after shagging her...

Pope gets 2 down wrong in Times crossword. Paisley jumps on infalibility claim 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
George Michael placed in solitary confinement after anal inspection 0
arrghgarry 4 years

by all the inmates reveals he has no contraband for his new roommates .The last time he had been in a soft cell, Marc Almond had been in a coma...

Game shows 'getting easier', say critics 1
Jaffacakes 4 years

Clockwatchers, the government body responsible for monitoring game show standards has come out to defend the industry from criticism of 'dumbing down', amid revelations that this year has seen record...

EMF's 20th anniversary reunion "unbelievable" 0
simonjmr 4 years

The things you say . More soon...

Pope's visit 0
euanc 4 years

Aggressive Scottish secularist invite Pope outside to sort things out - more soon...

Man to be divorced over i-pad love affair 0
simonjmr 4 years
MOD under fire for new RAF order. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Apparently when challenged they could only put down an order for five new submarines as a administrational error., They're also looking closely at an order placed for twenty all terrain vehicles for...

George Michael sentenced for crashing pink elephant into a giant lollipop 0
mattk 4 years

Fans wept openly as a grinning George Michael was led from the dock to spend a gruelling four weeks behind bars with men who enjoy showers. Although having no memory since early 2010, and being...

Pope Accused of Mass Fixing 1
IABP 4 years
kardinal Casper banned from U.K , Pope afraid he`d put the willies up everyone 2
arrghgarry 4 years
Universal order 'in turmoil' as Yin and Yang finally seeing eye to eye 1
QorbeQ 4 years

Following intense mediation sessions brokered through relationship organisation Relate, Taoist philosophical concepts Yin and Yang have finally made peace after several millennia of fierce...

Pope to have deep fried Mars bars, washed down with Buckfast, for lunch. 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

Papaltations expected shortly after...

BREAKING NEWS: Pope condoms Catholic paedophilia. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 4 years
God says he does not do coalitions 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Name Change For Lib-dems To Fit New Status 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

'Pathetic, Little Bystander Party.'...

Cardinal Kasper "pulls out" was a misunderstanding 0
Rowly 4 years

Cardinal Kasper misunderstood the instruction from the Pontif to "pull out", he wasn't actually abusing anyone at the time, so he thought that it meant he shouldn't come on the trip to UK...

Pope surprised by so many men in skirts 0
Sinnick 4 years

and noted there will be some for the Bishops, too...

Pope expresses surprise at how chilly Los Angeles is for the time of year 0
QorbeQ 4 years
The Queen Welcomes the Pope 0
IABP 4 years

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Hague1.jpg He was standing in for David Cameron today...

UK Government to replace the Trident missile system with an actual Trident 5
simonjmr 4 years
Rare Pope sighting in England delights onithologists. 0
bonjonelson 4 years

Ornithologists in England were today said to be delighted after spotting a pope in England, reportedly the first sighting since the time of Henry VIII, when popes were hunted to extinction in the UK....

Most Anglican's a-Pope-thetic 0
simonjmr 4 years
"Peep Pope" bra's a disgrace brands Vatican 0
simonjmr 4 years

Other merchandise criticised include Pope-dope - opium for the masses Cath-o-colates. Bendedict's chocolate mint coin collection Pope-eye the Holy man More soon...

Heavy rains hit India 0
bonjonelson 4 years
NHS confirm that Most Surfers in UK Are Mental Patients 0
IABP 4 years

The NHS confirmed today that most UK surfers are mentally impaired. It was generally accepted that this was the case but now it has been officially confirmed. Studies were undertaken at resorts along...