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| UN victory - Syria agrees to just shoot and bomb its own people. | 0 |  |
medici2471 | 23.07.12 1:09pm medici2471 |
| Gigantic Glace Cherry Found At North Pole Dr Dave Hamburger said: “we currently don’t know what’s going on, but it seems the earth could be a Belgian Bun floating in space.”... |
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Reg Herring | 23.07.12 1:02pm Reg Herring |
| G4S recruit Bradley Wiggins now he has his own hi-vis shirt. more security soon... |
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riesler | 23.07.12 12:31pm kimllfixit |
| April Fool Pranks To Be Outlawed April Fool’s day celebrations are to be moved to the first Monday in May the government announced today, in a bid to quietly slip in some bad news following Bradley Wiggins’ riding a bike fast... |
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Reg Herring | 23.07.12 12:11pm Reg Herring |
| Bradley Wiggins refused membership of The Pickwick Club With calls already for a knighthood after his exploits in the Tour de France, a shadow has been cast over sports superstar Bradley Wiggins with a dismissive snub from the establishment, in the form... |
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pinxit | 23.07.12 12:02pm pinxit |
| 'Games lane' on M4 closed for 3 weeks for essential maintenance | 0 | |
charlies_hat | 23.07.12 11:21am charlies_hat |
| White Star Line faces legal action after RMS Olympic found to breach copyright. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 23.07.12 11:15am dominic_mcg |
| London braces for the opening of the 2012 Paralytic Olympics Competitors from all over the world are converging on London as the 2012 Paralytic Games gets into full swing. With competition tight for the medals, the paraletes have been in top training for this... |
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JohnA | 23.07.12 10:45am JohnA |
| After Le tour win, Tony Blair calls for Tony Blair to light Olympic cauldron | 0 | |
simonjmr | 23.07.12 10:28am simonjmr |
| After a great Sunday for British sport, John Terry seen sporting new haircut You can see it [url=http://twitpic.com/aasvmb]here[/url]... |
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pinxit | 23.07.12 9:29am pinxit |
| Bradley Wiggins in cross-bar scandal ah, the old jokes .... |
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Sinnick | 23.07.12 8:56am Sinnick |
| Wiggins bicycle "Felt left out of Tour victory celebration" Amid the champagne-popping and jubilant celebrations on the Champs Elysees yesterday one individual felt a frisson of bitterness - Bradley Wiggins' bicycle. "Let's face it, we bikes do half the... |
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Drylaw | 23.07.12 8:37am Drylaw |
| Britain's Olympians aim for gold after demotivational speech by office worker Britain’s Olympic hopefuls are even more determined to justify their selection, after a long and rambling speech by an office worker described the misery of a more mundane existence. Dave Simister... |
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| Wiggins to miss Olympics due to Le Tour lap of honour | 5 | |
custard cream | 23.07.12 8:27am button |
| Tour de France delivery recipient unhappy with contents The intended recipient of this year’s round France courier race has refused to sign for his parcel. The conclusion of the annual Gallic cycle marathon following 3 weeks of gruelling competition... |
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pitflaps | 23.07.12 8:25am pitflaps |
| The Empire Backs Strike : evil henchmen vote for walk out during Olympics | 0 | |
charlies_hat | 23.07.12 7:59am charlies_hat |
| Seamus O'Lympic in brand infringement battle with LOCOG More soon, to be sure. And the top of the morning to you... |
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Scroat | 23.07.12 7:18am Scroat |
| John Terry 'over the moon' to have won Tour De France | 1 | |
Psycadelic Squirrel | 23.07.12 7:10am Sinnick |
| “Pull the udder one” as cows join in dispute over milk prices Protests over the price paid by supermarkets to milk suppliers spread today as cows staged a series of lightening strikes. Around the country herds of cows held back their milk claiming poor rewards... |
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Mandy Lifeboat | 23.07.12 6:33am Mandy Lifeboat |
| Population of Newcastle-upon-Tyne to be deported "to balance the books". | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 23.07.12 6:11am Al OPecia |
| Obama To Colorado Mourners: "I'm Sorry, I Really Am, But I Got Shit To Do" American president Barack Obama briefly flew to Colorado today to make a speech addressing the tragic massacre of 12 cinema goers who had attended a premiere screening of the new Batman films., Full... |
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Textbook | 23.07.12 5:14am Textbook |
| Halfords to sell new bikes with part exchange of tennis rackets. more sporting bandwagon soon... |
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Perks | 23.07.12 5:03am Perks |
| Coe asks Bill and Ben to write Locogblog | 0 | |
nickb | 22.07.12 10:43pm nickb |
| Serious Fraud Office find giant mattress floating off coast of Cayman Islands. | 1 | |
Al OPecia | 22.07.12 10:36pm Vertically Challenged Giant |
| London Olympics cancelled out of respect as man gets fifth divorce | 0 | |
kga6 | 22.07.12 9:24pm kga6 |
| ‘Gibberish’ rail poster was ‘from the English yours faithfully reproductive’ Rail bosses have defended a series of Arabic warning posters that made little sense, claiming they were translated correctly from the original gibberish. Experts had complained that the posters were... |
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22.07.12 9:19pm kga6 |
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| G4S Boss Nick Buckles Admits His Mullet Is `Humiliating Shambles’ [i]Private security company set to lose £50m from £284m Olympics contract after admitting it cannot supply enough security personnel with decent haircuts.[/i] The G4S chief executive, Nick... |
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tom pride | 22.07.12 9:06pm Drylaw |
| Ornithologist surprised and delighted by advance media interest in his new book Ornithologist Robin C. Gull admitted yesterday that he has been amazed at the amount of pre-release interest shown in his new book about the feeding habits of garden birds, "Tits Like Coconuts". ... |
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Smart Alex | 22.07.12 8:14pm FlashArry |
| Embarrassment as dinosaur remains are found in grounds of Creationist School. | 5 | |
dominic_mcg | 22.07.12 7:22pm JohnA |
| cartoon? How about an office door with the sign G4S Planning Depar, tment... |
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Actual Size | 22.07.12 7:14pm Ironduke |
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