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After Wossie lets the world know his daughter is gay ,best mate Russell Brand 0
melody 4 years

says he'd still tap it ...

Jacob's Crackers sales skyrocket thanks to Ritchie's Snatch 0
Trickster 4 years

Sales of Jacob's Crackers have rocketed since Guy Ritchie's gangster romcom Snatch, admits biscuit manufacturer. In the movie tough gangster Brick Top, played by Alan Ford, threatens to cut off...

Calls for Government action as cyclists' smugness hits 2 year high 2
ianslat 4 years

Road users are urging the Government to intervene in an attempt to bring down soaring cyclists' smugness, which reached a two year high earlier this week. 'It's becoming almost unbearable for some...

'I'm not really a completer-finisher type' Grim Reaper confesses to Piers Morgan 0
Skylarking 4 years


First sighting of great bustard near Westminster 0
tonyhill 4 years

Reports of a sighting of a great bustard in and around Westmister appear to be false. Lord Arher and Mandelson both said they were at home at the time. Michael Gove blames labour government for poor...

MC Escher Inspired Escalator Confounds Local Mall Patrons 3
BCP 4 years

A brand new escalator, apparently inspired by the drawings of famed graphic artist MC Escher, caused a stir at The Mall of Grand Rapids when revealed, yesterday. “I mean, what’s the @&%king...

Gladiator-style tournament to determine human rights impasse. 0
Zadok the second 4 years

Following the ruling that a couple who were turned away from a hotel because they appeared to be homosexual were directly discriminated against, the Equality and Human Rights Commission has found...

Biographer says "Van Gogh was ready to chuck his hand in". 0
DiY 4 years
Al Gore bows to fickle public taste with new film, ‘The Inconvenient Trousers’. 1
Doylem 4 years
China's Superior Rate Of Development May Be Due To Missing Out On Disco 0
Textbook 4 years

More soon....

Ricky Gervais denied his Boss at the Golden Globes Phillip Berk made him gag . 1
melody 4 years
Alex Reid says katie's son Harvey came between them , 0
melody 4 years

the horny litle goat.He did think of using some for IVF ,but on second thoughts they might end up with another footballer...

Lunar Cycle For Sale. Very bouncy. Buyer collects. 0
malgor 4 years
Bristol police say Jo Yeates probably knew her killer , 12
melody 4 years

even if only for a short while...

All-night sittings prompt peers to lodge third-home allowance claims 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Steve Jobs, Apple’s charismatic CEO, “approaching end of production cycle”... 1
Doylem 4 years
RAF: Trouble with new Handley Page Invisible Stealth Transport 0
arflaethel 4 years

The RAF in conspicuous difficulties getting crew safely aboard the the experimental Handley Page Invisible Stealth Transport...

Mumsnet Survey Reveals Undue Parental Anxiety Mainly Due to Mumsnet 8
thisisall1word 4 years

Popular online support network Mumsnet has revealed that most parents feel unduly pressured to comply with the 'model of perfect parenting' presented by Mumsnet. "Parents have an increasing number...

2 pigs on the loose in Southampton: 4
timyarby 4 years

police are refusing to comment...

Money-saving tips from Bob and Sally Spencer... 0
Doylem 4 years

Despairing of the excesses of the consumer society, Bob and Sally Spencer are in the vanguard of the new ‘make do and mend’ movement. They’re happy to share some of their money-saving tips with...

Suspicion of Canoe death man re-affending as he is seen walking towards water. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Minus a canoe...

Peers 21 hour marathon debate - concede to call it Snickers from now 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Study into imaginary friends announced. 10
Tammy Flugh 4 years

The Pope and the Archbishop of Canterbury are to take part to try and understand why so many people have them, and why most of them are given the name God...

Ricky Gervais explains the long gap between laughs at Golden Globes 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cash-starved Pentagon threaten to invade English people's personal space in 2011 0
Skylarking 4 years
Mini return of the Office as David Brent makes embarrassing hash of TV speech. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Twitchers anticipate best year yet for naturalist spotting. 0
Sirohada 4 years

Twitchers and amateur nature lovers are gearing-up for what promises to be a bumper year for spotting native and alien naturalists., Tony Henge, of the Royal Society for the Protection of...

Government announces mimimum price for alcohol in parliamentary bars 0
Waggys Dog 4 years

David Cameron has announced that MPs and members of the House of Lords will in future have to pay the full price of alcohol and food in parliament. The move is designed to address the health of...

Government to rethink minimum price of booze. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

Tesco, ASDA, and Sainsburys warned today that if they had to charge more for alcohol, they would have to compensate by selling junk food at below cost price., "It's the law of unintended...

Goldsmith admits serving as Blair’s Attorney-General had left him ‘comfortable’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years