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Rumours treble that darts ace Bristow is new PM! 1
Ddigon o broblem 3 years

Darts legend Eric Bristow has refused to comment to rumours that he is in fact new PM David Cameron., The 'Crafty Cockney' who bears an uncanny resemblance to Mr Cameron dodged reporters questions...

British politics establishes the milliband as new unit of measurement 0
Boson 3 years

The Labour party have recently announced radical plans to renormalise the political spectrum by ushering in their new political unit, the milliband (abbreviated to 'mb'). In doing so they have paved...

Mobiles banned from Cameron cabinet 0
virtuallywill 3 years, Some of George Osbornes favourite yachts...

Joy as England's last barn is converted 1
Oxbridge 3 years

'Britain has finally joined the 21st century,' announced James Trotman, managing director of Fox Trotman Country Living, at a special ceremony to mark the conversion of the last barn in England. 'For...

Oxbridge relieved of semi defeat after Russia kills three Masterminds 0
simonjmr 3 years
Nick Griffin finds new job after election wipeout 0
riesler 3 years

Adam Boulton to star in new Incredible Hulk movie but refuses to turn green. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

"You wont like him when he's angry" Peter Mandleson, SKY...

Abu Dhabi hotel's gold-dispensing ATM is 'piss poor attempt' say UK engineers 1
QorbeQ 3 years

In a bid to become the most ostentatious accommodation in the Emirates, Abu Dhabi's top hotel has installed an ATM which dispenses small gold bars instead of traditional cash, but the design has...

David Cameron has Nick Clegg's head surgically grafted 1
thesheriff 3 years

In a sign of their commitment to coalition government, David Cameron and Nick Clegg have agreed to share a single body. Cameron won the toss-off and opted to host Clegg's head on his right shoulder...

Brown to start second career as Assistant Referee 0
Mrblacker 3 years

"I've only got one good eye as it is, so I'm over the biggest hurdle already" he told reporters...

Charlton to make shock return for World Cup 0
Mrblacker 3 years

Manchester United and England legend Sir Bobby Charlton's to make a surprise appearence for Fabio Capello's squad during the World Cup in South Africa. The 72 year old striker and hero of England's...

Cameron & Clegg regret Jedward comparison as they're dubbed Dick 0
exigo 3 years
Ant & Dec to wear different coloured ties, after success of Cameron and Clegg 0
exigo 3 years
Clegg : “Cabinet was smaller, darker and harder to hear than I imagined” 0
Rorschach 3 years
Robert Peston completes sentence 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Only 24 "ands", 14 "buts" and a dozen "errs"...

England reach semi final of world cup & no chance of being beaten by Germany.. 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Investigation into soaring police overtime will continue long into the night 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Isle of Wight ready for Lloyd George coalition government 0
simonjmr 3 years
Michael Schumacher unveils new aerodynamic package for Monaco 0
riesler 3 years

Black Hole 'hurled out of galaxy' for being too dense 1
Ludicity 3 years
Stamp expected to sell for £5 million 0
riesler 3 years, "Because I'm worth it!"...

'Just horseplay' say aides after PM, deputy in Number 10 swivel-chair accident 0
QorbeQ 3 years
BP ‘working 24/7’ to keep secure the cap on its oil spill clean-up liability 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cameron pledges immediate end to short-termism 3
antharrison 3 years
Our public school war mongering George Bush fag was much fairer, claims Labour 0
ronseal 3 years
Lord Mandelson says: 'I'm free!' 2
PluckyMunky 3 years

The previously many-titled Mandelson reports that he is open to offers from either of the coalition parties. 'I feel I have a wealth of experience, modesty, loyalty and trustworthiness to serve...

Greenfield Opportunities to be used for agriculture in government plan 0
vicfromvic 3 years

A government thinktank has proposed a radical new plan to redeploy thousands of out of work bankers into agriculture. Faced with the concerns of future food shortages, bankers will be tasked with...

Exclusive! Transcript of Queen's meeting with Cameron 11
Doctor Moptop 3 years

Queen: So you're - ?, Aide (WHISPERS): The new Prime Minister., Queen: Is he?, Aide (WHISPERS): Yes, Ma'am., Queen: He's awfully pink. (LOUDLY) Wear a hat, young man, and avoid direct sunlight.,...

Superman denies that he also uses the alias "Ken Clarke" 0
deskpilot3 3 years

But adds that Theresa may...

Estonia must meet strict conditions before joining the Euro 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Basically, they have to rack up massive international debts before joining, so as not to embarrass the current members...