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MOD burnt Hastings pier; it made it too easy for the French in 1066. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

More historical inaccuracy soon...

Lost WWII colour footage shows up for yet another Channel 4 documentary 1
Basil_B 4 years

You know what! I think the result was the same when they filmed in black and white...

Al Qaeda's arson mistake leaves original target Max Hastings unscathed 0
simonjmr 4 years
Gay Saudi Prince choked his manservant and then killed his butler 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Don Juan to convert to Islam and leave town 8
Des Custard 4 years

Juan Moor soon for the road...

Burning of Peers more of a Public Duty than a Crime, say Police 2
IABP 4 years
The Nile is a river in Africa... 2
be reasonable 4 years

according to research published today. Professor Ivor Compass, head of the Royal Geographical Societies' institute of psychocartography, said "contrary to what every smug self-help guru and amateur...

PM mishears shouts of 'camera on' as he urinates in public at party conference 0
therustler 4 years
Tory Conference suffer 'mass narcolepsy' during IDS speech say paramedics 1
pinxit 4 years

The quiet man strikes again...

June 1535: Fisher executed. More soon 17
Oxbridge 4 years
Tory 'elf & safety' criticisms outrage supernatural voters 0
therustler 4 years
Police called to Toby Carvery after Chelsea players order spit roast 0
therustler 4 years
Rhino horn smuggler given a stiff... sentence 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Gove asks Police to sponsor 8th academy - first seven films were v.funny he says 0
therustler 4 years
Pickles demands councils keep weekly collection of waste food amid hunger pangs 2
therustler 4 years
Clegg/Cameron separation rumours: pair to split policies, CDs 0
therustler 4 years

Spreading rumours of a split between David Cameron and Nick Clegg gathered pace today as it was revealed by a cabinet insider that the pair are in the process of splitting up their policy and CD...

Coulson leaves voicemail denying phone hacking charges 0
therustler 4 years

Andy Coulson today strongly contested accusations that he was directly involved in mobile phone voicemail hacking scandal. Speaking after last night’s Dispatches programme on Channel 4, he told...

Norman Wisdom’s death paves way for new Gordon Brown career 2
ianslat 4 years

The sad news of Norman Wisdom’s death has had a silver lining for former Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who seems set to take over the mantle as the nation’s favourite slapstick hero. ‘I’ve...

North East Passage ships cant Tie up at Hastings Pier 0
Rowly 4 years

Moor later...

Winter of discount tents as camping chain goes into liquidation 1
simonjmr 4 years
The pound 'doing sterling work'. 0
Zadok the second 4 years
Warnings of Winter of Discontent as accountants to strike over Child Benefits 2
ianslat 4 years

Britain is today bracing itself for a series of strikes over the next few months as the Institute of Chartered Accountants announced that it would be balloting its members over strike action in...

Kenneth Branagh to play English martyr... 22
be reasonable 4 years

Sir Thomas More later...

Diet plan named 'sleep' guarantees weight loss after 24 hour a day sessions 0
Basil_B 4 years
Scientists Suspended for Joy-Riding on Particle Accelerator 1
Fishmilk 4 years

Sources close to the Large Hadron Collider have leaked an internal inquiry into the actions of scientists working on the multi-national project. It appears that a group of young interns have...

Programming Glitch Leaves David Cameron’s Face Stuck On ‘Doe-Eyed Compassion’ 0
Ablative Fabsolute 4 years

A glitch in The David Cametron’s programming has left him currently unable to assume all five of his possible facial expressions. An aide and second line support technician to The Cametron said,...

Conference to Osborne: keep child benefit for our illegitimate children 0
therustler 4 years
Middle England ordered to sleep with low income families. 0
RichT 4 years

The Conservatives continued their assault on Middle England today by announcing that any family with a higher rate tax payer must offer free sexual services to the poor or unemployed. Announcing the...

Osborne to middle classes: sell surplus kids to China to recoup child benefit 0
therustler 4 years

Conference update: In his conference speech today, Chancellor George Osborne went some way towards mollifying outraged middle classes by suggesting they should sell some of their surplus children to...

Millionaire Tory ministers: "Can't see the big deal about Child Benefit cuts" 0
simonjmr 4 years