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Pressure shows on Cameron as Poll lead narrows 0
RichT 3 years

There was growing suspicion today that David Cameron was beginning to crack under the pressure of the General Election after a bizarre rant on BBC2's Newsnight in which he claimed he would "love it"...
Labour: "we need to lose in 2010" 0
QorbeQ 3 years

A leaked memo today casts doubt on the level of commitment for an election win from the Labour party. The memo, purportedly from the office of Jack Straw, highlights current and upcoming "national...
Cox "sticky end almost inevitable" in large hardon collision 1
andhrimnir 3 years
Whitney Houston fans complain: 'She's ten years older since we last saw her' 0
smyke 3 years

Audience demands refunds after singer appears on NEC stage 'clearly a decade older than she was in 2000'. Protestor complains: 'She looks and sounds like someone who has battled with highly...
ITV ad sponsors demand election debate features regular references to Emmerdale 8
nealdoran 3 years

Tombola Bingo, sponsors of ITV soap opera Emmerdale, have expressed anger at the replacement of its usual highly-rated sponsored programme on Thursday with the first televised leadership debate in...
"It doesn't really matter what we put in our manifesto does it?" admits Clegg. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Channel 4's Hotel Inspector turns Obi Wan Kenobi's failing B&B into a success. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Primark children's swimwear to include panic button. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Tescos withdraw padded nappy range 0
edward hack 3 years
Gordon Brown admits admitting mistake may have been mistake 5
Ludicity 3 years
Primark to withdraw Paulo Nutini 0
Ludicity 3 years
Pope Haunted By Story That Keeps Coming Back From The Dead 0
afternoonslow 3 years

“There's no need for resurrection of tired old stories that are obviously just made up to suit their own ends by a bunch of weirdos”, said Cardinal Fascistio Tony, not at all gayly...
'Conquistadors were just a bunch of homos' reveals Vatican 0
edward hack 3 years

Nothing to do with us says Pope, It was the trinkets, the brightly coloured clothes and the jewellery that turned them into looting,murderous sodomites, not Catholicism. We always aimed to return...
ITV Televised erection debate aims to show that the party leaders aren't stiffs 0
Iamthestig 3 years
BP Withdraw latest ad campaign "Unleaded petrol that's reassuringly expensive" 0
Iamthestig 3 years

Let's face it, do they really need to advertise!...
Pickfords shares rocket after bookings boost for May 7th 2010 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Early set-back for DIY rural broadband after signal has to slow down for ducks 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Woman accuses German Measles of sexual assault 0
QorbeQ 3 years

"It was all over me like a rash"...
Labour’s hopes end as Brown admits “Cameron’s dad would have beaten my dad" 0
antharrison 3 years

Gordon Brown’s prime-ministerial ambitions lie in tatters today after he acknowledged that David Cameron’s accusation that “My dad would have beaten your dad in a fight” was "Probably...
Channel 4 announces new series 'Pimp My Park and Ride' 2
fernandomando 3 years

Channel 4 today announced its new reality tv series ‘Pimp My Park and Ride’. The format is a wholly British idea and centres on a team of highly skilled ‘Street’ mechanics taking a tired and...
Met Police caution Manchester man about his assault on Premiership title 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Lib Dem dismay ‘Powerful earthquake’ headline not about their manifesto launch 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Blair admits he should have regulated Brown better when he was Prime Minister 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cameron to "spell 'Britun' better". More soon. 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Invitation to Join The Government of Britain 'lost in post' says Chris Grayling 0
Ludicity 3 years
Osama bin Laden makes 3 versions of his new anti-British tape, just in case. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Parents' horror as toddler learns to spell 6
jp1885 3 years

There are renewed fears that Britain's pre-school children may have managed to decode their parents' secret method of communication today, after it emerged that a Nuneaton toddler has learned to...
Cameron pledges to 'kiss Britain better' 0
jp1885 3 years
Impressionists unimpressed. 0
MightyBlair 3 years

Election broadcasters and followers heaved a collective sigh of relief after it was announced that impressionists are to boycott the election coverage because ‘the candidates provide too great a...
DAVID CAMERON LAUNCHES PROJECT MIDDLE-FINGER 7
dirtmaximus 3 years

Tory leader David Cameron has unveiled yet another secret weapon from his arsenal of the unknown in a bid to clinch the upcoming election battle. Flipping 'Broken Britain' on it's head and codenamed...