Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
Dead prime-minsters 'turning in grave' proposed as new energy resource. 0
Milo Shame 4 years

A leading energy company has announced today that they have finally been able to harness the power of dead prime-ministers in their pursuit of a clean, unlimited supply of energy. Technicians at...

Welsh Vicars shocked at notion of "Same Species" marriages. More soon. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Fox apologises via Twitter to e-mail redundancy soldiers. #verysorry 0
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

G-love announces “Premiership style” school league tables 0
maurice0c 4 years

In a deeply unshocking announcement today the government’s education guru Mr Michael G-Love detailed the content of the new white paper on educational reform; “Back to the Good Old Days Chaps”....

Berlusconi to reduce the number of days in a year, backdated to 1990. 1
Griffin 4 years
Lib Dem's realising they "married a minger". More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Katie Price offers to form coalition with Tories...

New cat arrives at number 10 0
4 years

We've just seen the new cat arriving at 10 Downing Street after a dirty rat was seen scurrying along outside number 10. Apparently it wasn't just any old rat as previously reported, it was George...

Financial reporting hyperbole at an all-time high 1
Zadok the second 4 years

Figures released today by the Monetary Policy Committee of the Bank of England show that financial hyperbole is now at a record high, and could continue to climb until your children have left home....

Militant Islam goes high tech and issues "Fatwas" online 1
twookey 4 years

Militant Islam today brought itself up to date with modern technology by the issuance of Fatwas online. In a controversial move,sure to be to the chagrin of the more militant members of the militant...

Army blame work experience teenager for 'U R SAK-D SOLJA' Text messages. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
"Big Society" plan was formulated "on big pub crawl". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Larry the cat insists "attack on Gove was genuine case of mistaken identity" 1
Mother 4 years
New Downing St. cat kills rat, mole, badger and toad. 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Cameron starts Big Society animal shelter at No. 10. 1
Tammy Flugh 4 years

More animals soon...

Foreign Office Issue New Advice to Holidaymakers: Avoid Tehran and Cleethorpes 0
thisisall1word 4 years

cheap shot - Tehran's lovely...

Army apologises for sacking soldiers via Moonpig 5
Fin Robertson 4 years

The Army has apologised after 38 soldiers learned they were losing their jobs after receiving a personalised e-card from Moonpig.com One soldier received his marching orders on his PDA whilst...

Ian Paisley has peacemaker fitted, doctors 'not optimistic' 2
rickwestwell 4 years
Barclays boss points to Churchill for inspiration 3
Gerontius 4 years

Barclays boss Bob Diamond has promised shareholders that some of this year’s record £6.07bn profit will be spent on erecting a huge ‘finger’ outside their headquarters in Churchill Place.,...

‘Is it just the little grey vermin you have running around Number 10 ..... 0
Gerontius 4 years

.or the rat as well’ asks cat...

Cameron blames typo for Big Society rumour, "Pig Society" is the correct term. 0
maurice0c 4 years
Welsh referendum to be replaced by revolution to generate interest 1
ianslat 4 years

Disgruntled Welsh voters have announced that the forthcoming referendum on devolving further powers to the Welsh Assembly will be scrapped in favour of a Egyptian style revolution. 'It's just not...

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass" crowned Bolton's most romantic phrase 2011 1
simonjmr 4 years
Barclays' offer to pay off national debt declined by Cameron 0
Sinnick 4 years

I was just thinking, £6 billion profit per year is almost exactly £100 per person...

Clegg superseded by Larry as Cameron's pet 0
Sinnick 4 years

http://agent007blog.com/files/2009/03/blofeld1.jpg I'm sure there's a good story here for someone and an excellent opportunity for photoshop...

Downing Street cat faces calls to resign following mouse hacking scandal 0
Ludicity 4 years

Larry, the new Downing Street cat, is under increasing pressure to resign after claims that he knew more than he originally let on about a number of mice that had been hacked into. ‘Larry has...

Berlusconi denies paying for sex with under-age prostitute 1
Gerontius 4 years

But admits forgetting to check his calendar, (is this in bad taste), http://i816.photobucket.com/albums/zz87/Dream-of-Gerontius/imagesCAXC3J6K.jpg...

Downing Street eviction 0
Cyn Thetik 4 years

A rat interviewed on the steps of number 10 said he had only been looking for a friend who used to live there...

Watched pot finally boils 0
dicky37 4 years

[A LocalBiscuit regional news exclusive]...

17 year old hooker relives visit from Berlusconi 0
acwanaut 4 years

"He told me I'd play in the Six Nations but all I got was a contract with Coventry"...

Unlucky Parisian couple wins trip to Paris 0
dicky37 4 years

[Plus tôt]...