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| Viewers not shocked as 'i'm a celebrity' celeb's revealed to be fake | 0 |  |
Basil_B | 4 years |
| Eric Pickles refuses to discuss the concept of the squeezed middle. More soon. | 0 | |
deskpilot3 | 4 years |
| Black-eyed Eccelstone to become new face of Burberry | 1 | |
Milo Shame | 4 years |
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A spokesman for Burberry confirmed that Bernie Ecclestone is to become the new face of Burberry in the lead-up to Christmas. The spokesman said, 'we really couldn't be any happier. The whole... |
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| Miliband declares honesty 'best policy', though sleeping dogs allowed to lie | 0 | |
dicky37 | 4 years |
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[More soon]... |
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| Footballer's loyalty shown during goal celebration by kissing agent & not badge | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 4 years |
| Banks develop new 'money kennel' service for anxious holidaymakers | 2 | |
Milo Shame | 4 years |
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Now the holiday period is upon us, a leading High Street bank has come up with a helpful way to assist travellers concerned about leaving their money at home, alone without food or water and at risk... |
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| Arguments heat up as Climate change deniers accused of McCarthyism | 0 | |
Rowly | 4 years |
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[s]more soon[/s]... |
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| Wikileaks reveal that the U.S. Government thought Gordon Brown was | 3 | |
arrghgarry | 4 years |
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an incompetent asshole or as the British say wanker... |
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| ' we may lose World Cup but we're not going to lose the saucer' says Cameron | 1 | |
Basil_B | 4 years |
| Irish protest against cuts "just for the Craic". More soon. | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 4 years |
| Bernard Matthews to be cryogenically frozen in breadcrumbs | 2 | |
Rizzo | 4 years |
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Please defrost thoroughly before use... |
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| Diplomats terrified that Wikileaks will show them telling the truth. | 1 | |
riesler | 4 years |
| England cricketers take inspiration from Muhammad Ali | 0 | |
riesler | 4 years |
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and switch to rope-a-dope tactic... |
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| Lionel Richie has finally found the woman who was looking for him. | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 4 years |
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But she's forgtten what she wanted him for. The search continues for Mr Goodbar... |
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| Rolls Royce asked by UK government to fix jet stream | 0 | |
4ty2 | 4 years |
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to stop cold spell from slowing down recovery... |
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| Out Dear Leader David Cameron has cancelled his tour of seeing | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 4 years |
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poor people in Thailand to seeing poor people in England... |
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| Astronauts admit they have got 100 mile high Club | 1 | |
Rowly | 4 years |
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They get double points on re-entry, (nod to Golgo)... |
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| Ashes Tour Is a great Success So Far, says England Twitter Coach | 0 | |
IABP | 4 years |
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England Twitter Coach, Glyn McGrarr, is delighted with England's tweets during the tour so far but knows there is a long way to go and has asked the players not to show complancency or to sit back... |
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| Irish Finance Minister resigns after failing to secure "mates rates" for UK loan | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 4 years |
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David Cameron issued a brief statement today. "While we have every sympathy with the plight of the Irish people we cannot be seen to favour any single nation over others. The offer of a week away... |
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| Fell-walkers’ anger at being ‘ignored’ at Rufus Wainwright gig | 12 | |
Bravenewmalden | 4 years |
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Two coach-loads of fell-walking enthusiasts arrived home in Yorkshire late last night speaking of their anger and disappointment at being ‘ignored and disrespected’ at a concert featuring the... |
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| Britain to be re-branded as The Nationa Formerly Known as Great | 2 | |
ronseal | 4 years |
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Marketing consultants at The Hambleton Group have finally unveiled the new image for Britain, which they say exudes the brand values of the majority of the population. FormerlyKnownAsGreat... |
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| Brazen Hussey frustrates England | 7 | |
rickwestwell | 4 years |
| Scotland Yard Blow Whistle on Police Kettle | 0 | |
pinxit | 4 years |
| Cheerful Keith Wood denies being a happy hooker... | 0 | |
Dexter | 4 years |
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more soon., With a nod to dicky37... |
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| £8bn rail investment delayed due to 'wrong sort of crippling debt' | 4 | |
AdrianJ | 4 years |
| Wikileaks revelations delayed due to toner shortage | 3 | |
Milo Shame | 4 years |
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Government and Diplomatic Services around the globe are breathing a temporary sigh of relief after Wikileaks founder, Julian Assange, announced that they had run out of toner for the office... |
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| RSPCA warn that Cribbins is 'last surviving famous Bernard' | 9 | |
rickwestwell | 4 years |
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The RSPCA's endangered species watch team reported today that former Goon and Womble Bernard Cribbins is now likely to be the only celebrity called 'Bernard' still surviving in the wild in the UK.... |
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| 'Bootiful' say Matthews rivals | 1 | |
roybland | 4 years |
| Sub zero temperatures create surprise icy weather for second year running | 0 | |
Moggsy | 4 years |
| UK Police expose paedophile's ring - vigilantes expect to smash it in by morning | 0 | |
Moggsy | 4 years |
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