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Met office advised to have 2 dry days per week. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 10.01.12 9:08am
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Coe left reeling as Ovett pips him to chairmanship on final bend.

Steve Ovett has overtaken Seb Coe to become Chairman of the London Organising Committee on the final lap of the 2012 Olympic preparations. Ovett timed his surprise manoeuvre perfectly at the first...

Boutros 09.01.12 11:33pm
Shower of Jack Russells in Suffolk signals start of "rain of terriers" 4
Nick McCarr 09.01.12 11:32pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Geordies disappointed at 'wor horse' premier.

'Nay, lad, it's no' about where us lives'...

John Ffitch-Rucker 09.01.12 10:33pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Cheltenham Celebrates 100th Straight Postcode Lottery Win 0
thisisall1word 09.01.12 10:04pm
Wry smiles abound as Jeremy Clarkson's ancestry traced to Jamaica. 0
Worth 09.01.12 10:03pm
English shopkeepers "happy" to accept Scottish 20 Euro notes. More soon.

Every cloud....

Al OPecia 09.01.12 9:43pm
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Henry fills Arsenal goal vacuum 0
charlies_hat 09.01.12 9:37pm
Vatican admit to WikedPaedo use 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 09.01.12 9:23pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
The urbanisation of the Worrall-Thompson

Usually a nocturnal creature, often blighted by hideous mange. The Worrall-Thompson has begun to spread into urban areas in the UK. We’ve all become used to coming home to find our bins in...

Newsquelch 09.01.12 8:11pm
Ferry company Sea-France "goes under". 7
seymour totti 09.01.12 7:49pm
Only One Celebrity in This Shop at a Time, say signs in White City corner shops

Corner shops in Shepherds Bush, White City and the area surrounding the BBC have been criticised for discrimination, after signs in the shops seemed to suggest that celebrities are a shop lifting...

ronseal 09.01.12 7:35pm
Al OPecia
"It's looks sort of like a trap" mouse tells friend before witnessing tragedy 0
SimonJJames 09.01.12 6:14pm
A-Team branch into odd jobs as soldier of fortune business hits hard times

A Berkshire man was shocked recently when he employed the services of a local painting and decorating company, only to discover that the men carrying out the work were everybody’s favourite 80s TV...

Vertically Challenged Giant 09.01.12 6:07pm
Bungee-jumping Victoria...... falls 0
Major Clanger 09.01.12 5:54pm
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AWT puts the free into free-range eggs 0
Major Clanger 09.01.12 5:52pm
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‘Smoke crack two days a week instead of drinking’, MP’s report says

A group of MPs have said that people should have at least two days a week completely clear of alcohol, and try other ways of escaping from reality instead, such as hallucinogenic drugs. The Science...

Vertically Challenged Giant 09.01.12 5:50pm
Runestone Cowboy
Probe into man abducted by aliens 0
Immunis 09.01.12 5:47pm
Worrall-Thompson releases recipe for Sticky Finger Pudding. More soon.

And shows how to bake a cake containing a metal file...

Al OPecia 09.01.12 5:21pm
Al OPecia
Worrall Thompson to host "Ready, Steady, Crook" 12
simonjmr 09.01.12 4:58pm
Al OPecia
New crocodile treats 'Bungee Snaps' are instant hit in Zimbabwe 0
Screenie 09.01.12 4:06pm
Unexpected Idiot in Bagging Area 0
bonjonelson 09.01.12 4:00pm
A W T Cooking the books, more when we return

Latest Anthony Worrall Thompson recipe, take two eggs, pinch the pastry...

waggy 09.01.12 3:39pm
Tesco: " it was 8 items or less - as you'd take to the programme"

adpoting the policy of Ready Steady Cook contestants...

Laughingstock 09.01.12 3:32pm
Dyson vacuum quality questioned as husband’s Christmas gift “breaks again”

Hi-tech home appliance company Dyson were today inundated with criticism as a woman announced that the DC22 Multi-floor cleaner she bought her husband for Christmas has mysteriously broken for the...

kimllfixit 09.01.12 3:31pm
seymour totti
Mary Portas found guilty of shopfitting 0
nickb 09.01.12 3:29pm
Stricter uniform code set in NHS reform to reduce number of casual-ties 1
kga6 09.01.12 2:25pm
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Man spends £18,000 in Waitrose after wife tells him to 'get all the essentials'

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dicky37 09.01.12 2:23pm
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Cameron says 'Sorry. Fuck! Shit! Arse!' For Tourettes remark 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 09.01.12 2:20pm
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Worrall Thompson: "I really need to take something for my condition." 1
Scroat 09.01.12 2:16pm
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