Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
Something somewhere attacked some way by unspecified terrorist group/individual. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Worlds first anti-social networking site closes due to lack of members 11
Iamthestig 4 years
Charities predict big increase in abandoned kids as benefit cuts bite 0
roybland 4 years

Children's charities predict a big jump in the number of abandoned children as a result of the government's cuts in child benefit.,  , 'Undoubtedly many parents will want to dump their children as...

Poor Children To Be Cut For Universal Benefit 0
Ablative Fabsolute 4 years

As part of its campaign to “clobber old Britain back into shape”, The Telegraph today called for a radical rethinking of universal child benefit, namely the rearranging of certain words. When...

Satanic Osbourne targets children 0
Sinnick 4 years

you never see George & Ozzy in the same room, do you - coincidence ? [with sincere apologies to the true Ozzy, who isn't that evil)...

'Josie shouldn't have won Big Brother' Vatican claims 0
Scroat 4 years

More unbelievable Papal Bulle soon...

Tories to combat corruption by re-instating the Class System. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Tell me it isn't true...

ExxonMobil Accused of Secretly Growing Algae in City Ponds for Future Biofuels 0
IABP 4 years
All 1970's comedy shows to have politically incorrect language over-dubbed 0
Iamthestig 4 years

In a bid to keep such classics as Love thy neighbour, it ain't half hot mum, bless this house and Till death us do part, relevant. The BBC and ITV have joined forces in a huge challenge. The...

Gap Between Rich and Poor Inevitable if You're Rich and Make the Policies 1
IABP 4 years

says George Osbourne. "Besides, the gap's not getting wider because the rich are getting richer. It's because the poor are now going to be getting less. It won't alter their standard of living. You...

Government creates OFUKIT quango to co-ordinate IT savings 0
Sinnick 4 years

The new Conservative government has today announced a new quango that is charged with reducing IT costs in all departments. It will ensure that all IT contracts for the past 5 years are suspended,...

Facebook updates status from "Social network" to "Movie phenomenon" 0
simonjmr 4 years

When's Newsbiscuit the movie being filmed? More soon...

‘Vague inflammatory language’ alert raised from ‘general’ to ‘highly likely.' 1
SingingHinny 4 years

The British public are being asked to maintain ‘extreme vigilance’ and report anything ‘suspicious or unusual’ after intelligence received by the communications regulatory body OFCOM...

Scientist prove that success in the X-Factor is down to your name 0
simonjmr 4 years

Scientist today outlined that you chance of being picked for the X-final live finals is down to your name, and how spectacular sounding the announcer cane make your name. The 2010 hopefuls includes...

European Ryder Cup Victory Could Make Golf Interesting Until Tuesday 0
IABP 4 years

[fore soon]...

Boris in shock resignation – urges Cameron to follow 0
4 years

London Mayor Boris Johnson today announced he was to step down from the post with immediate effect. In a move that has left commentators, supporters and opponents stunned, Johnson said “How can I...

President 'dismayed' as public profile eclipsed by inane chatter 0
QorbeQ 4 years

The US State Department are considering plans to boost the profile of President Barack Obama after his role as 'Leader of the Free World' was overshadowed in conversations by a combined discussion of...

UK corporations must never return to bad old days of un-strategic alliances 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

A business guru has applauded the number of strategic alliances being announced on business news sites and in corporate press releases in the UK. Strategic alliances, where companies go into some...

'Hey, these indicators *do* work!' say mystified technicians on recalled BMW's 2
Skylarking 4 years
Facebook and William Hill Merge to Become FaceBooky 0
mugwump 4 years
Facebook 'Places' showed Marco Polo never got as far as exploring China. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Facebook have revealed from their ancient archive that explorer Marco Polo made up his exploits in China and barely spent any time in India. More soon...

Advertisement: For the devotee; a special limited edition leather bound Facebook 5
wallster 4 years

To celebrate Facebook's fifty millionth subscriber, we're offering this once in a lifetime opportunity to own an exclusive limited edition, leather bound printed version of the website. Bound in the...

Cameron and Osborne show 'could be a comedy classic' 2
red 4 years

The public are expected to 'laugh until they cry' when the eagerly awaited 'Autumn Special' from the nation's favourite double act is broadcast by the BBC this week. The Cameron and Osborne Show will...

Quango to recruit monkeys in line with new peanut pay system. 0
Zadok the second 4 years
Americans upgrade terror alert to ‘Wear clean underwear if you're going out’. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Lotus announce 5 cars that will never make it to production rather than usual 1. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

More PR stunts soon...

Miliband worried about losing the child benefit on the kid he doesn't have. 0
Basil_B 4 years

According to the birth certificate that is...

Europe warns against travel to US as it raises US Paranoia level to 'ridiculous' 1
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

Ed Miliband Lives with Complete Stranger, says News Reports. 0
IABP 4 years

Ed Miliband, the newly union appointed Labour leader, has admitted today that he's living with a complete stranger. Newspapers had dug deep to find out his name is not on the deeds of the house he...

Dyslexia researchers in threat to join drain brain 2
roybland 4 years