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NZ farmer on trial says he honestly believed he had sex with over 16 sheep 0
Yikes 25.02.13 12:27pm
Welsh management consultant turns ramshackle business into a success 0
charlies_hat 25.02.13 12:26pm
Another catholic man pulls out early 0
godly1966 25.02.13 12:25pm
Suicidal sheep was a jumper. 2
One Line Only 25.02.13 12:16pm
HOROSCOPE week commencing 25 February 2013

HOROSCOPE week commencing 25 February 2013, by Colin the Cosmic Cockerel. ARIES. You will meet someone this week who you may or may not have met before. TAURUS. Your partner will find your secret...

godly1966 25.02.13 12:14pm
Fiat Pandas "still not showing any interest in each other" 7
nickb 25.02.13 11:55am
Advertising feature – the circus comes to Eastleigh

Roll up, roll up, roll up to the Eastleigh by-election circus. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is our pleasure to welcome you, for a few days only, to the Greatest Show On Earth. Or at...

Midfield Diamond 25.02.13 11:54am
Midfield Diamond
Smoking adverts develop record number of tumours

A new survey suggests that up to 100 % of smoking adverts have developed serious health conditions in the past twenty years. Adverts which have developed tumours make up 50 % of the population, with...

kga6 25.02.13 11:50am
UK economy slumps further as no longer first in the yellow pages 0
charlies_hat 25.02.13 11:42am
Cameron preparing air strike on Eastleigh

The Conservative party will mount an air strike and troop invasion of Eastleigh should the town be recaptured on Thursday by the Lib Dems. Foreign Secretary William Hague said that the party was...

roybland 25.02.13 11:41am
MPs confirm foreign Meerkats who sell UK insurance must speak good English 0
Ian Searle 25.02.13 10:49am
Ian Searle
UN World Food Programme to shut down Facebook.

In a shock announcement, the UN World Food Programme (WFP) has admitted that Facebook is an internationally funded initiative to gather data about the world’s dietary habits, which has now reached...

Doc_Thom 25.02.13 10:46am
Revealed: the man who farts in our packets of ham

It has come to light that manufacturers of low-cost packets of ham have been using human arse gas as a means of preserving the meat for longer periods.  This appears to be the explanation for the...

Slante Dangle 25.02.13 10:42am
Welshman Ripped Off By Ovine Hooker.

"I was fleeced!" (Neat-O)...

The All New Jeni B 25.02.13 2:42am
The All New Jeni B
Vatican expels corrupt priests. Large empty building to let in Rome. 0
Titus 24.02.13 11:18pm
Boost for Salmond as Englishmen launch "Independence for Scotland" campaign

With polls showing a declining number of Scottish voters likely to vote for independence, and a recent poll of Scottish students in a clear majority in favour of keeping the Union, Alex Salmond today...

AReader 24.02.13 11:08pm
And the Oscar goes to......jail for life 0
topfotogmw 24.02.13 10:19pm
'We need to talk about Keith' 3
roybland 24.02.13 9:53pm
Mrs Doyle's Oscar nominations

Argo, argo, argo, argo, argo on then. Lincoln. Biscuit anyone? Argo on, argo on argo on....

Iscariot 24.02.13 9:52pm
Everybody in South Africa soon to face a murder charge 0
roybland 24.02.13 9:45pm
Papal vacancy likley to remain unfilled now that candidates require CRB checks. 0
Titus 24.02.13 9:44pm
Moodys: UK credit now rated lower than we rated AAA subprime mortgages in 2008. 0
Ian 24.02.13 9:28pm
Bradford reported to be “dangerously whore-free” for 24 hours...

The economy of Bradford has taken another knock following the decision by the city’s prostitutes to descend on London for a potentially profitable weekend. While the players of Bradford City were...

Tripod 24.02.13 9:11pm
Clegg admits ignoring size-enhancing email 4 years ago

Nick Clegg has regrettably admitted that he could have acted sooner after receiving a revealing email four years ago. Lambasted this week for 'playing dumb' after strongly denying claims he could...

kga6 24.02.13 9:09pm
Osborne pledge to continue making complete balls of economy

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has promised to keep on buggering up the economy after the loss of the UK's AAA credit rating. 'The loss of the AAA credit rating proves I'm on the right...

roybland 24.02.13 9:09pm
UK to join Euro 'probably between Tuesday and Thursday'

In a shock announcement, following Britain’s downgrade to Junk Bond Status by the ratings agency Moody, the Chancer of the Exchequer, George Osborne, has said that the UK will enter the Euro,...

shaggy 24.02.13 9:08pm
Mr Target
Horse of the Year Show cancelled after discovery of Giant Pie at Olympia 3
shaggy 24.02.13 9:06pm
Man Catches STD Just By Watching Take Me Out 3
Hooch 24.02.13 9:00pm
'All Tories are arseholes' survey suggests.

Guaranteed Tic-toc...

Lens Cap 24.02.13 8:48pm
"Rennard foxed me" claims LibDem activist. 0
Iscariot 24.02.13 8:45pm