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Clegg to highlight 'achievements'. LibDem Conference cut from 4 days to 1 0
Pagantroll 16.09.11 11:57pm
Pagantroll
Samsung exits tablet market - "a bitter pill to swallow" 0
Pagantroll 16.09.11 11:50pm
Pagantroll
Ian Paisley "in the frame" for next Pope. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 16.09.11 8:36pm
Al OPecia
Vandals chop down trees in Regent's Park. Police stumped.

Arborcide squad assigned to case...

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wwwiz 16.09.11 7:29pm
wwwiz
Stan Collymore and Chris Brown to go head to head on 'Celebrity Red or Black'

more to follow...

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jeremychumfatty 16.09.11 7:00pm
jeremychumfatty
Dark matter theory wrong, so say Dark minds 0
brownpaperreporter 16.09.11 6:55pm
brownpaperreporter
Origami club folds. 5
spoole2112 16.09.11 6:37pm
rikkor
NHS 'just a big placebo' admits Minster for Health

In an extraordinary and unprecedented speech to the house of commons today the Minster for health, Andrew Lansley, has admitted that since the start of his administration the NHS has been run as a...

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Screenie 16.09.11 6:27pm
rikkor
Vatican in Talks to Produce "The Pope Factor" in Order to Name the Next Pope.

More To Come!...

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LouCipher 16.09.11 6:21pm
LouCipher
McGuinness 'to go for president'. Grenade expected to be weapon of choice. 2
Pagantroll 16.09.11 5:29pm
dvo4fun
McGuiness expects 'cross' border discussions with himself if elected in ROI.

More later...

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dvo4fun 16.09.11 5:25pm
dvo4fun
New Bear Grylls cookbook a huge hit with busy middle classes

Inaugural cookbook by popular public schoolboy survivalist, Bear Grylls, has shot to the top of the best sellers list. The book, containing classic Grylls recipe favourites like ‘Freshly Squeezed...

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Qoxiivi 16.09.11 5:22pm
writinginbsl
Pizza chain goes into liquidation, economists fear Dominoes effect 5
simonjmr 16.09.11 5:19pm
writinginbsl
Struggling petfood manufacturer calls in the retrievers 2
charlies_hat 16.09.11 5:18pm
writinginbsl
Man pisses disinfectant toilet block 360 degrees in single urination

Eric Sanders, 37, of Carshalton, was said to be cock-a-hoop yesterday after successfully propelling a disinfectant toilet block a full circuit round a urinal drainage hole in the course of a single...

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Des Custard 16.09.11 5:10pm
charlies_hat
Exodus of Poles prompts scaffolding firm collapse. 4
spoole2112 16.09.11 5:05pm
spoole2112
Objections to Polanski's Zurich Festival award "fucking minor" 0
Pagantroll 16.09.11 3:49pm
Pagantroll
For faster delivery, FedEX planes to fly with their doors open 0
Dumbnews 16.09.11 3:46pm
Dumbnews
Springboks furious about giraffes' high tackle 0
Pagantroll 16.09.11 3:05pm
Pagantroll
Traffic Police investigating theft of their cars wheels "working tyrelessly". 1
seymour totti 16.09.11 2:43pm
beau-jolly
Crocodile dundee to do random gender checks at Australian airports 2
Screenie 16.09.11 2:16pm
Screenie
Autoglass to start repairing chips on shoulders. 1
Ian Searle 16.09.11 2:08pm
vertical
Cock and balls created on a 3D printer

Scientists today have announced a major breakthrough in 3D printer technology. It was generally expected that the research team at the Fraunhofer Institute in Germanywould announce that they had...

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simonjmr 16.09.11 2:01pm
simonjmr
Some of Hollywood’s rising stars ask for The Caine

Nearly half of Hollywood’s budding stars have asked for the reappearance of The Caine. In a survey conducted by a social network website, the researchers found that almost a third of all...

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Gary Baldy 16.09.11 1:27pm
Gary Baldy
Zombie fan disappointed at Zumba festival 0
Dick Everyman 16.09.11 12:42pm
Dick Everyman
Chaos as Climate change debunked. Planet has been ‘cleaned up for nothing’

At a high profile climate change conference today damming evidence was submitted that proved once and for all that climate change was nothing more than ‘foppish baboonery’ ‘I’ve looked at...

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ubermoomin 16.09.11 12:29pm
ubermoomin
Lakeland and Anne Summers join forces to market Nigella's sex and kitchen aids 3
Ian Searle 16.09.11 12:04pm
virtuallywill
Lineker Seeks Help For Crisp Abuse

BBC anchorman and former darling of England and Leicester City football squads, Gary Lineker, is today facing up to his biggest challenge yet. Bigger even than when he used to be dreadful at...

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Duff 16.09.11 11:44am
Duff
Plans for extended green belt shelved in favour of elasticated waist band

Following beaurocratic delays that prevented the extension of his green belt with a piece of crimson ribbon begining on time, one man community and local government minister Eric Pickles has claimed...

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spoole2112 16.09.11 11:14am
spoole2112
Gay planet discovered coming up behind Uranus 7
simonjmr 16.09.11 11:04am
simonjmr