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In vino veritas. Shock horror probe. |
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Scroat |
14.04.13 10:48pm Scroat |
Hospital Anaesthetist Found Unconscious |
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SJM |
14.04.13 10:47pm SJM |
Official figures show there are 52,605 total shits in the UK |
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topfotogmw |
14.04.13 10:42pm Griffo |
Holland's Oldest Shoe Inflator Finally Pops His Clogs |
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SJM |
14.04.13 10:41pm Griffo |
Panic as 100,000 penguins plan to attend funeral to honour their hero |
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sydalg |
14.04.13 10:11pm SJM |
Bieber Disappointed to learn concentration camps weren't gig venues More persecution later... |
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victimms |
14.04.13 9:44pm victimms |
Miliband's broken wrist confirms what we all thought about him |
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topfotogmw |
14.04.13 8:02pm topfotogmw |
Meeting your hero can be a disappointment, Satan learns |
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sydalg |
14.04.13 7:10pm sigmund |
Due To Massive Government Cuts, T S Eliot's "The Waste Land" To Be Recited..... on a daily basis in UK schools... |
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Jesse Bigg |
14.04.13 7:09pm sigmund |
God promises better weather for funeral to show Thatcher was right “I have finally brought you the Thatcher Spring,” God told a conference of meteorologists yesterday. “I believe she brought people together, made things better, increased global happiness,... |
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nickb |
14.04.13 7:04pm nickb |
Stig hired to drive hearse in desperate bid to evade protesters |
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sydalg |
14.04.13 6:26pm sydalg |
Early Christmas for comedians as Ed Mlliband suffers wrist injury. |
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deskpilot3 |
14.04.13 6:00pm Titus |
PM to bolster UK troop numbers in Afghanistan with 'Forces of Hell' deployment |
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AdrianJ |
14.04.13 5:08pm Al OPecia |
BBC agrees to play short clip of controversial Thatcher 'funeral' The BBC has defended its decision to broadcast a short excerpt from the controversial 'funeral' gathering planned to mark support for the ideology of Baroness Thatcher, who died this week apparently.... |
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Skylarking |
14.04.13 5:06pm Al OPecia |
Man Hopeful of Shag After Letting Pretty Girl in at Junction A local man is hopeful today of finally getting laid after letting a pretty girl in at a busy junction near the library where he works.
“She definitely smiled at me”, said the man. “And she... |
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deceangli |
14.04.13 4:53pm deceangli |
NHS reveal an increase in organ donors, showing people do have a heart |
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Adam Lewis |
14.04.13 4:51pm deceangli |
BBC Criticised for Exposing Kim Jong Un to ‘Left Wing’ LSE BBC’s Panorama programme has been blasted for risking the safety of Student Dictator Kim Jong Un after the young man was unwittingly used as cover for an expose of the London School of Economics.... |
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deceangli |
14.04.13 4:44pm Titus |
After long scratch man proclaims, 'Ding dong the itch is dead.' |
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Hooch |
14.04.13 2:58pm Hooch |
ITV to send Ant and Dec to North Korea undercover as part of a kindergarten tour . More soon... |
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Al OPecia |
14.04.13 2:44pm Al OPecia |
Scottish zoo fire, Findus offer to dispose of reptiles. |
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MADJEZ |
14.04.13 2:02pm Tripod |
LSE Slams Capitalist Lackey BBC For Spying On Noble Workers Of The Glorious DPRK http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/9992716/BBC-accused-of-putting-students-at-risk-after-journalists-infiltrate-university-trip-to-North-Korea.html
(Note the huge military hat again )... |
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Titus |
14.04.13 1:50pm Titus |
Scottish Zoo Praised for ‘Pushing the Boundaries of Deep Frying’ Apologies . . ... |
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deceangli |
14.04.13 1:18pm No No Feckin No |
Newsbiscuit Contribution Found in Ice Age Glacier |
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SJM |
14.04.13 1:13pm Skylarking |
Zoo Fire: Terrapins Forced to Shell Out for New Accommodation |
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SJM |
14.04.13 12:54pm SJM |
Zoo Fire: Terrapins Forced to Shell Out for New Accommodation |
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SJM |
14.04.13 12:53pm SJM |
Scottish zoo rings 999, asks for “fire brigade, ketchup, pitta bread”... |
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Tripod |
14.04.13 12:52pm Tripod |
‘Bring a bottle’ plea, as Scottish zoo announces ‘Barbecue Sunday’... |
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Tripod |
14.04.13 11:56am Tripod |
Andrew Marr says he's lucky to be a live after affair |
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victimms |
14.04.13 11:06am victimms |
Millwall fans reduced to fighting each other... Carl ‘Mad Dog’ Gillespie spoke for the majority of respectable Millwall hooligans when he criticised fans for fighting each other at Wembley. “The club has a proud history of violence against... |
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Tripod |
14.04.13 10:26am Tripod |
Soap funeral passes without incident. Parliamentary enquiry demanded. |
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Al OPecia |
14.04.13 9:50am Al OPecia |