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New Lady Gaga Album - The Food / Mincer tracklisting 3
Iamthestig 4 years

1: Alelambdro, 2: Bad Rawmince, 3: Porker Face, 4: Pepperoni, 5: Liver let die, 6: Stewpid girl, 7: Paultry in motion, 8: Ham wrap!, 9: I veal love, 10: Young Turk (eys), 11: Big misteak,...

Police Dogs Given Tetanus Jabs Ahead of Tonights Clash Between United v Rangers 0
IABP 4 years

Police dogs have been given tetanus jabs ahead of tonights Champions League game between Manchester United and Glasgow Rangers in case they bite or come into contact with any Rangers fans. Last time...

Roman helmet found next to sign ‘Please remove helmet before entering basilica’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
re Birdwatchers FP 4
Sinnick 4 years

Good FP, but sadly no reference to Brown Boobies, Penduline Tits or Shags (these are actual birds). Could also mention Twitching of course. As a twitcher myself (in the birdwatching sense), the...

Steve Miller-Band makes late entry to Labour leadership race 5
ianslat 4 years

Little known outsider and long-lost cousin of David and Ed Milliband Steve Miller-Band today stunned Labour supporters by making a late entry into the Labour leadership election. Addressing the TUC...

Bowel Screening not as popular with preview audiences as Breast Screening 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Studio calls for major rewrite, and director to make cuts...

Pope's appeal is becoming more selective. 0
Zadok the second 4 years

"I've told them a hundred times: put 'Benedict XVI first' and 'Puppet Show' last." More soon...

Lord Cyborg calls for new debate on GM Soylent Green 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

A former science minister has called for the debate on genetically modified soylent green to be reopened, arguing they are vital for a growing global population. Ahead of his speech at the British...

Silvio Belursconi and Frankie Boyle announce joint tour 0
jm 4 years
Jeremy Vine Fakes Stalking To Appear More Interesting. 0
IABP 4 years

Radio 2 presenter, Jeremy Vine, has been accused of faking his own stalking in order to make him appear more interesting than he really is. Jeremy could face the embarrassment of a restraining order...

Man City scouts descend on TUC conference in search of a decent striker 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Tough security sees Manchester police escorting prostitutes as Rooney returns 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Unprecedented beatification of Newman planned just15 years after his career died 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
New Cool Thing to Replace Old Cool Thing 2
The Dudeman 4 years

Today, a big multi-national corporation released a new/improved/updated/fixed version of the already popular incarnation of its current model, which won awards in several catagories. A company...

After the deluge in Pakistan ,taxi drivers in the U.K. feel they will be flooded 0
arrghgarry 4 years

with would be taxi drivers from the sub (merged)continent which probably lead to more phlegm on the streets...

Legalising Burglary will 'Cut Crime' and save the Govt 'Millions' says Expert 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

An expert in crime said legalising burglary and other minor offences will cut crime and reduce the pressure on prisons. 'The police will have less paperwork. Its a win win. Not only is there massive...

Farmville-obsessed mom neglects feeding kids and starves dog 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Pope enters Priory. Absolves Ricky Hatton. 0
pinxit 4 years

'Kissing of Ring' pics soon...

£250,000 pair, a sperm in a teacup. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Man encouraged to 'reach for the stars' arrested on celebrity molestation charge 4
dicky37 4 years

[More soon]...

Entire United Kingdom bracing itself for slow moving depression 0
Gary Stanton 4 years

As autumn enforces its vice-like grip on the UK, the public were put on alert last night as the first Atlantic depression of the season is expected to make landfall near Cornwall sometime around the...

New evidence suggests the Hoover was invented by Mr Vacuum 2
Boarfunkel 4 years
Stock Market of 13/09/2010 0
The Dudeman 4 years

(DOWN) WAL (Wal-Mart/ASDA UK) - Supercentres across England have reshuffled entire ailies again, so now the bread is where the fricking milk was, (UP) ATVI (Activision/Blizzard Games Inc.) - They...

Vanish, Daz in late court battle over papal sponsorship deal 2
QorbeQ 4 years
Conservative America Criticise Freedom of Expression as "too Liberal" 0
The Dudeman 4 years
Satan displeased with way he is negatively portrayed in emoticons 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Rehab clinic rules out punishing Hatton with lines. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Babies Blinded by Tea 0
Blobvilla 4 years

Medical professionals are increasingly appalled by the amount of babies being born blind because of their mother’s addiction to cups of tea. Health workers in maternity wards and those dealing...

Ardent Avatar fan excited to hear of rise in Blue Tit sightings 0
la maga 4 years
"Oi! That's our job!" yell Labour as Tories trample constitution to own benefit 0
la maga 4 years