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Crocodile dundee to do random gender checks at Australian airports 2
Screenie 16.09.11 2:16pm
Screenie
Autoglass to start repairing chips on shoulders. 1
Ian Searle 16.09.11 2:08pm
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Cock and balls created on a 3D printer

Scientists today have announced a major breakthrough in 3D printer technology. It was generally expected that the research team at the Fraunhofer Institute in Germanywould announce that they had...

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simonjmr 16.09.11 2:01pm
simonjmr
Some of Hollywood’s rising stars ask for The Caine

Nearly half of Hollywood’s budding stars have asked for the reappearance of The Caine. In a survey conducted by a social network website, the researchers found that almost a third of all...

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Gary Baldy 16.09.11 1:27pm
Gary Baldy
Zombie fan disappointed at Zumba festival 0
Dick Everyman 16.09.11 12:42pm
Dick Everyman
Chaos as Climate change debunked. Planet has been ‘cleaned up for nothing’

At a high profile climate change conference today damming evidence was submitted that proved once and for all that climate change was nothing more than ‘foppish baboonery’ ‘I’ve looked at...

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ubermoomin 16.09.11 12:29pm
ubermoomin
Lakeland and Anne Summers join forces to market Nigella's sex and kitchen aids 3
Ian Searle 16.09.11 12:04pm
virtuallywill
Lineker Seeks Help For Crisp Abuse

BBC anchorman and former darling of England and Leicester City football squads, Gary Lineker, is today facing up to his biggest challenge yet. Bigger even than when he used to be dreadful at...

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Duff 16.09.11 11:44am
Duff
Plans for extended green belt shelved in favour of elasticated waist band

Following beaurocratic delays that prevented the extension of his green belt with a piece of crimson ribbon begining on time, one man community and local government minister Eric Pickles has claimed...

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spoole2112 16.09.11 11:14am
spoole2112
Gay planet discovered coming up behind Uranus 7
simonjmr 16.09.11 11:04am
simonjmr
Government call to recycle teachers

A duel initiative by the Department for Education and the Environment Agency is proposing to recycle teachers in an effort to cut out hazardous waste in schools and to improve efficiency. In future,...

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Dick Everyman 16.09.11 10:38am
Dick Everyman
Germans delighted with Greek’s wooden horse gift

German Chancellor Angela Merkel today expressed her thanks to Greece for their ‘generous and thoughtful’ gift of a giant wooden horse. ‘We love it’ she enthused. ‘We’re not sure what to...

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ianslat 16.09.11 10:25am
dvo4fun
Higgs-Bosun: scientists widen search to 'down the back of the settee'

it might not be there at all...

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writinginbsl 16.09.11 10:20am
borednow
Man who bequeathed favourite tattoo to his son leaves lasting mark on family

The estate of a man who left an extensive permanent tattoo to his eldest son is being disputed by his other children. The tattoo, which covered most of Mike Norden's back, was admired by all his...

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Runestone Cowboy 16.09.11 10:15am
beau-jolly
Jailed expense scandal MP's "fair game" for hunting on release from prison 0
simonjmr 16.09.11 9:55am
simonjmr
Some of James Murdoch's testimony may have been true.

In a new twist to the phone hacking scandal, former News International employees have revealed that an element of James Murdoch's parlimentary was neither fabricated nor evasory. Former legal...

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apepper 16.09.11 9:48am
apepper
New species of badger discovered with vital organs on the inside

Scientists have confirmed that a badger recently discovered in Somerset is a previously unknown species, being dubbed [i]Meles meles[/i], and only distantly related to the [i]Meles Roadkillus[/i]...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 16.09.11 9:33am
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Welsh tragedy, as Welsh mining tragedy justifies more Peter Hain TV interviews

More soon. No doubt...

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dvo4fun 16.09.11 9:22am
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Teenagers 'would welcome prospect of being caned at school', says Gove. 1
SingingHinny 16.09.11 9:17am
Golgo13
Tragedy for TV news as Welsh mining tragedy moves towards its tragic conclusion.

More media vultures in danger soon...

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dvo4fun 16.09.11 8:22am
Screenie
Tories deny existence of working Welsh mine 0
ianslat 16.09.11 7:46am
ianslat
Health Minster Demands Tougher Eye Tests

Health Minister Andrew Lansley received a warm reception from opticians yesterday when he demanded eye tests become more difficult. Inspired by Michael Gove's call for harder GCSEs, Lansley hit...

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nickb 15.09.11 11:16pm
rikkor
UBS rogue trader blames ITV's 'Red or Black'

Friends of arrested UBS trader Kweku Adoboli have put the blame for his alleged £2.1 billion trading losses squarely on Adoboli's obsession with Red or Black, the ITV game show that promises the...

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Boutros 15.09.11 10:21pm
Boutros
London 2012 high jump event to conincide with Australian limbo competition

[For matters of balance, you understand]...

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dicky37 15.09.11 9:30pm
dicky37
More cash-strapped Brits requesting quotations from webuyanykidney.com

[More soonI have a new clutch and cam belt to pay for]...

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dicky37 15.09.11 9:29pm
Screenie
Channel four drops plans for 'Jew or no Jew' gameshow 0
Screenie 15.09.11 8:52pm
Screenie
Chilean miners slam Welsh copycats. 0
MADJEZ 15.09.11 8:40pm
MADJEZ
Utter Bull Shit in cloud cuckoo land yet again

A 31 year old man is being held by police in London amid allegations he has been illegally trading in Switzerland., The man is thought to have traded the republic in exchange for £1.3bn and a one...

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Gerontius 15.09.11 8:25pm
Screenie
Cat concussions at "all time high" in new housing estates. More soon. 13
Al OPecia 15.09.11 8:05pm
Al OPecia
Eleven pound potato mashes the world record...

sorry couldnt resist...

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writinginbsl 15.09.11 7:46pm
writinginbsl