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Ignoring critical updates for your PC could cause it to explode, warns experts 0
Dumbnews 08.12.11 3:23am
Dumbnews
Red alert wind warning as Eric Pickles turns vegetarian 1
JETFAB 07.12.11 11:29pm
deskpilot3
European Champions League latest: London 2, Manchester 0

Who'd a thunk it ?...

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DorsetBoy 07.12.11 10:50pm
DorsetBoy
Michael Barrymore to re-make 'My Kind Of People' with Pablo Escabar. 0
Monkeycustard 07.12.11 10:23pm
Monkeycustard
Manchester United knocked out of Champions League by Oregano. 0
Monkeycustard 07.12.11 10:18pm
Monkeycustard
Man injured by seafood calls Clams Direct 0
Smart Alex 07.12.11 9:39pm
Smart Alex
Fingers still the cheapest meal 0
Username 07.12.11 9:31pm
Username
Homeopathic Groupon offers 0.00000000001% discounts on popular purchases 1
bonjonelson 07.12.11 7:46pm
Username
Court finds rioters were not responsible for damage to Bullingdon Club HQ 0
reforse 07.12.11 7:10pm
reforse
Little Mix tipped to win Nobel Peace Prize 0
bonjonelson 07.12.11 7:06pm
bonjonelson
Number of Da Vinci Code ripoff novels set to hit the three million mark by June

Sociologists at the University of Sociology have predicted that the number of novels about academics trying to bring down ancient, clandestine groups which have influence that stretches into the...

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Quillie 07.12.11 6:57pm
Quillie
At his cocaine possession trial Michael Barrymore admits to being 'All white'. 0
pinxit 07.12.11 5:56pm
pinxit
Simon Cowell to re-release "I got you babe" as Sunni & Shere Xmas charity song 2
dvo4fun 07.12.11 5:54pm
dvo4fun
Comedy virus escapes into the wild

Red-nosed BBC staff may find themselves responsible for a serious outbreak of chuckles in an area of the UK previously thought to be devoid of any humour whatsoever. Moments after the start of a...

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Username 07.12.11 5:49pm
dvo4fun
Part-time doc who 'liked to keep his hand in' struck off gynaecologist register

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dicky37 07.12.11 5:41pm
Major Clanger
Despite seafood shortage, fish restaurant decides to keep clam and curry on. 3
wallster 07.12.11 5:00pm
Major Clanger
Dog shelter charity start taking in abandoned pensioners

As the cost of retirement homes goes up and the standard of care goes down, well known dog shelter charity, the PDSA, have set up a separate sister charity for the sheltering of pensioners. ' We...

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Perks 07.12.11 4:58pm
Major Clanger
Shock Corrie spoiler - Kirk is an alien

The Christmas episode of Coronation Street is to reveal that the character Kirk Sutherland is in fact an alien, and a spacecraft paying him a visit is to crash on the Red Rec during an open-air...

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Major Clanger 07.12.11 4:54pm
Major Clanger
None injured as massive explosion rips through Homeopath convention.

A tiny little bit more soon...

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reforse 07.12.11 4:34pm
reforse
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Ironduke 07.12.11 4:02pm
Ironduke
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beau-jolly 07.12.11 3:54pm
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Perks 07.12.11 3:49pm
bonjonelson
Homeopathy. 6
John Ffitch-Rucker 07.12.11 3:22pm
Ostsee
Osborne "will have to seek" pre-Budget day loan claims Balls

The Chancellor is increasingly likely to take out a high-interest loan in the next six months to last until Budget day, a group of insolvency experts and Ed Balls have claimed. More soon...

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simonjmr 07.12.11 3:00pm
simonjmr
Homeopath denies body-odour allegations...

‘my armpits still have the memory of soap', he claims...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 07.12.11 2:40pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Nation’s grandmothers welcome advances in nanotechnology. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 07.12.11 2:38pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Primary schools announce Nativity 2.0

Some of the more progressive primary schools are gearing up for a modern take on the standard end of term nativity play, taking inspiration from modern technology. In the age of online census surveys...

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fernandomando 07.12.11 2:37pm
writinginbsl
Scientists hail "Chippy Tea" as the main differentiator between man and animals 0
simonjmr 07.12.11 2:08pm
simonjmr
Confusion as pictures of Manchester after an apocalypse seen as an improvement

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-16054633 More soon...

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simonjmr 07.12.11 2:00pm
Sinnick
Ms Klaveno out-raged at stories that Scientists are to probe Mariana's trench 0
hansens-scar 07.12.11 1:40pm
hansens-scar