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County’s park and ride scheme a hit with doggers 0
Dick Everyman 02.01.13 5:44pm
Dick Everyman
wrong forum 0
Squudge 02.01.13 5:31pm
BBC ceases production of new TV programmes

The BBC has confirmed that original TV output ‘is no longer a priority’ and will cease producing new programmes by the middle of 2013. Following a successful two-week trial of buying loads of...

02.01.13 5:14pm
Rabbit farmers to teach angora management 1
nickb 02.01.13 3:05pm
Dick Everyman
Comedic linking of 'Fiscal Cliff' and 'Cliff Richard' brings delight to millions

more soon. I'm sure...

bonjonelson 02.01.13 1:12pm
Rootin Tootin
'I suffered a clot in my throat' recalls Monica Lewinsky 0
medici2471 02.01.13 11:49am
Fiscal Cliff avoided, now Fiscal Hank Marvin on horizon

President Obama has warned the American people that avoiding the fiscal Cliff was only the first step; "If we are not cautious in our actions, we will find ourselves doing a strange triangular dance...

apepper 02.01.13 11:34am
Government Maths errors 'almost double those of ordinary school child'

Errors in recent government calculations on Welfare payouts for the jobless have risen almost twice as fast as average school boy errors over the last five years, according to official figures., The...

Ian Searle 02.01.13 10:43am
Ian Searle
Rail Fares: Commuters face more hikes - hitch hikes!

Anger and resentment grows above national inflation rate...

Ian Searle 02.01.13 10:31am
Ian Searle
Life of Pi to be shown in 3.14D

maths joke...

custard cream 02.01.13 10:15am

OK - not so funny...

dvo4fun 02.01.13 9:28am
Gays in pro-hunting move

A vote to introduce the hunting of homosexuals with dogs may not happen until 2013 at the earliest warns Environment Secretary Owen Paterson., A move to repeal the ban on hunting foxes was shelved...

Gerontius 01.01.13 10:38pm
Nunnion Splendacular
2012 Is "like, so last year" 0
Smart Alex 01.01.13 8:57pm
Smart Alex
Microsoft scandal - "gullible" missed out of Word dictionary

Users of the latest version of Microsoft Word have spotted problems with the Word spell checker; the common word "gullible" was missed out. One user complained; "If 'gullible' is missing, what's...

apepper 01.01.13 8:36pm
Bob and Jeff, Red Lion regulars, decide to go to the toilet together...

Bob Arkwright and Jeff Green, stalwarts of the Red Lion in Heckmondwyke, decided, last Friday, to break the habit of a lifetime and go to the toilet together. “Women do it all the time”, said...

Tripod 01.01.13 8:30pm
Smart TV's offer bigger choice of dumb programmes 0
nickb 01.01.13 6:36pm
Smoker advises people who suggest he quits for New Year to fuck off

More after this cough....

Nowherefast 01.01.13 3:14pm
Footballers get help from acting coach to “dive more convincingly”...

When players run into the opposition’s penalty box, they seem more intent on falling over and winning a penalty than putting the ball in the back of the net. Worse, they’re diving so very...

Tripod 01.01.13 3:14pm
Public condemn IDS as 'not fit for purpose'

Members of the public have attacked the way politicians are funded, saying it has led to a ‘sorry story of dependency, wasted taxpayer’s money and encouraged fraud’., Talking down the pub with...

Gerontius 01.01.13 3:09pm
Vitimine deficit isolated

Researchers link vitamin deficiency to shortage of consonants in youth and modern media...

hero2zero 01.01.13 1:57pm
Man wearing 'camouflage jacket' in Sainsbury's inspires new jungle wear

After a trip to a branch of Sainsbury's in 'colonial Kidderminster', a tribal leader from a Jungle in Botswana has pledged to offer his people a form of anti-camouflage similar to that seen on a...

Perks 01.01.13 1:44pm
Man’s disappointment as fag packet contains no tumour

Norfolk Trading Standards has received a complaint from a Norwich consumer following the discovery of 20 cigarettes in a packet he purchased from his local NISA store. Matthew Arlington had expected...

Dick Everyman 01.01.13 1:27pm
Porn Director claims copyright over Tom Daleys "Come Dive With Me" 0
misterjingles 01.01.13 12:42pm
Salle De Loo....

New Year greeting in Scotland?...

Jesse Bigg 01.01.13 12:09pm
Hungover Britain’s one big regret: that the Mayans got it wrong... 1
Tripod 01.01.13 11:35am
Tess Goes
Gatwick ready for M23 rebels. UN agrees Democratic Republic of Crawley sanctions

More soon New year resolution of only posting funny stuff already broken ...

Not Amused 01.01.13 11:18am
Not Amused
Walking Backwards Protest Marches In Many Parts Of UK.....

Due to groups of people not wanting to leave 2012., "We Love 2012!"."2012 is our home!" "Stuff 2013!"...

Jesse Bigg 01.01.13 10:11am
Jesse Bigg
Livingstone CBE defects to Blair

Palace officials were left red-faced this week as the fallout from the announcement of the New Years Honour's List continued to spread. After the controversy surrounding the refusal of Ken...

News X.X.I.V 01.01.13 9:36am
Iain Duncan Smith wrongly conscripted to Israel Defence Force 1
custard cream 01.01.13 6:52am
Tess Goes
Obama does deal to keep 'Fiscal' Cliff out of US charts 0
MADJEZ 01.01.13 3:56am