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Disgruntled Viagra user sues Pfizer: 'It won't stand up in court' 5
pinxit 4 years

© Sidney James 1977...

Teenager agrees to come out: ‘OK, so I’m not a cool dude.' 6
roybland 4 years

After many months of denial, sixteen-year-old Percy Smith has finally faced up to the painful truth that he just isn’t cool. ‘OK, so I’m not a cool dude,’ he says, adding, ‘as I think a...

Large waist size linked to 'higher risk of death' reveals US study.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

According to a newly published study ( in the US have proved that the larger your waist size the higher the risk of death. This of course has put...

Young fear cycle of joblessnes, and the skateboard of despair. 3
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Cameron attack on ‘wisteria’ cheats 0
roybland 4 years

David Cameron will today declare war on ‘wisteria’ cheats and pledge to crack down on the billions lost every year to fraud. The Prime Minister cites the example of a highly paid man who claimed...

Short-tongued man shouts at waitress "I said muthtard not cuthtard, thilly cow" 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

and promptly gets a life ban from his local restaurant....

John Craven arrested for grooming lawn - 'The man's a countryphile' says witness 5
wallster 4 years
Short-tongued man with erectile problems sues soft drinks company A G Barr.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Barry Clarke of Northampton began his legal suit against UK soft drinks giant AG Barr today. He has sued them over the mis-leading name given to the their popular fruity drink Tizer which he says has...

South Pacific Tsunami explained as actually being bathers flatulence.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Scientists in Vanuatu have calmed the nerves of local people, a study of the 22cm wave and its flotsam which caused a mass rush of people to higher ground has revealed that it was probably caused by...

People who don't take drugs the new underground sub culture 3
Dun Dunkin 4 years

They huddle in small groups as they sip tea and eat currant buns. Marginalised by society they have their own language, music and dress code. 'People think we are weird' said someone who wanted to...

BBC announcement of Tsunami causes a storm in a tea-cup.. 2
Sharpehunter 4 years

The BBC this morning are under fire again continuing the accusations of exaggerating the news and dramatising global events. Having this morning led with a headline regarding a giant earthquake...

David Cameron would like to be your friend, benifit scroungers. 0
dacology 4 years David Cameron is to announce a new strategy utilising [i]the internet[/i] for the targeting of benefit...

"What beans" Says Naomi in Fairytales trial 0
jayjay22 4 years

Other quotes include "I wore wellies not slippers","All my housemates were tall" and "My grandma`s eyes and teeth are normal".more soon...

Supermodels launch military coup in West Africa 1
jp1885 4 years

The West African state of Guinea-Leone has been plunged into chaos yet again, after a group of the world's most beautiful supermodels launched an uprising against the country's president, Colonel...

Classic FM Launches "Bar Roque Cafe" Themed Restaurant Chain 0
mugwump 4 years
Man completes two-year Amazon adventure... 0
riesler 4 years

when his book finally arrives...

MP expenses cheat attacks benefit cheats 0
roybland 4 years
Jenkins fails again in compensation bid for severed ear 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Experts 'split' over efficacy of smoke enemas 4
pinxit 4 years

'Boffins' are currently engaged in heated arguments over the controversial 'Smoke up the arse' approach to better health for the good of the wider society. A schism has emerged between two factions...

Cameron defends low tax for top earning benefits fraudsters after speech mix up 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Britain's top earners should not be punished for their ingenuity and risk taking, said David Cameron yesterday, after his speech notes for a Taxpayers Alliance appearance got mixed up with his...

London cycle hire scheme to be made free for the jobless 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Plymouth football cartoonist in hiding after death threats from Southampton fans 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Lennon's real dying words revealed: 'I lied. I was never the Walrus.' 8
la maga 4 years
If Edinburgh Fringe was a haircut what kind would it be? 3
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Something for the weekend...

Sion Jenkins to be the new face of Innocent Smoothies. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Edinburgh Fringe Pretty Mainstream 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Get your corporate box here...

Martin O'Neill leaves Aston Villa after finding exit ramp for Aston Expressway. 2
Mrblacker 4 years
Naomi campbell admits at the Blood diamond trail it is a great inconvenience 2
arrghgarry 4 years

that Mia Farrow should come out and tell the truth ...

Asexual stick insects say they were trapped in the wrong body 0
arrghgarry 4 years

after they ate their way out ,it was frustrsting but tasty said Throwmea, the matriarch...

Girl with diamonds on the soles of her shoes unconcerned about carbon footprint. 4
riesler 4 years