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Fake clockwork toy salesman 'a wind-up merchant' 0
jp1885 4 years
Priest administers Last Rites to Blair's credibility 0
pinxit 4 years
Young Boys punish Redknapp 4
Sinnick 4 years

Well, someone had to say it. Anybody got anything better ?...

Are you a pen pusher? 0
the vicar 4 years

Do you push buttons for a living?are you a button pusher?do you enjoy pushing buttons?, Or are you a zip man?zip zip zzzzzip zzzzzip zip,sound familar?, Are your underpants to tight?, Do you wear...

Poll shows veteran comedians have same taste in cars. 'Every one a Maserati' 0
pinxit 4 years
Maths A-Level pass rate is 150% says examining board. 0
Stan Laurel 4 years
Mismatched couple get it together within first five minutes of romantic comedy 7
jp1885 4 years

Filming of Richard Curtis' latest rom-com, With All My Love, has descended into chaos after the two main protagonists were discovered by production crew 'at it hammer and tongs', just days into...

Shariah Court in Bradford seeks approval to inflict permanent wedgie.. 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

Following the shariah approach often epitomised by legal rulings in Saudi Arabia a Shariah Court in Bradford is seeking medical assistance to enforce a permanent wedgie on the convicted serial...

Iraq Criticises US Military for Leaving Lights On & Kitchen in a "right mess". 0
mugwump 4 years
Results show rise in girls getting an A, some let down by their face. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Higher A level pass rate shows that students are "Not as stupid as last year" 0
wallster 4 years
God and the Devil to refer ownership dispute over Jimmy Reid’s soul to ACAS 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Australian Muslim witness will unveil if judge removes the corks from her hat 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Poundland to work with UCAS to fill 2,000 new jobs 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Lt. Gen. James R. Clapper "Floods in Pakistan make waterboarding much easier..!" 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

The US Head of the DNI (Department for National Intelligence)has today confirmed that every cloud does indeed have a silver lining. Lt Gen Clapper said that the recent flooding of Pakistan had made...

Pakistan Water Board set to lift hosepipe ban. 0
Dickens or Shakespeare 4 years
Competition for "exams are getting easier" jokes much tougher this year. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Parallel Universal Studios to make film about Earth not being destroyed in 2012 0
ThisIsNotADrill 4 years
Middle class benefits review could mean end to hummus allowance 0
Ludicity 4 years
Guardian latest:UN Secretary General Anck Su Namun visits Pakistan floods 8
virtuallywill 4 years

Gordon Brown to embark on lucrative stuttering tour 0
jp1885 4 years
Edward VIII still officially King of Great Britain 6
jp1885 4 years

A routine catalogue of official paperwork at Buckingham Palace has left the British monarchy in disarray today; after archivists discovered that the abdication of King Edward VIII in 1936 was not...

Plumber's iPod selection changes housewife's entire musical outlook 4
allmyownstunts 4 years

"Thank God he played that thing so loud," gushed Penny Kelly (37), from Hounslow, "and for so many weeks!", Jobbing plumber Kevin Harrison had no idea,when he embarked on extensive soil pipe work at...

Government Acronym department axed for writing too many IOU's 0
Trini 4 years
FA announce twenty per cent rise in the size of players shirts. 0
mrlemoncurry 4 years

In a statement today the FA announced the loosening of limits on sponsorship deals ., The plan involves making the size of shirts twenty per cent larger by the start of the 2011/12 season to allow...

Millions of Americans excited to learn another superbowl is around the corner 2
Dumbnews 4 years
ASBOs to be replaced with community-treadmill service, providing green energy 0
Trini 4 years

[size=4]ASBOs to be replaced with community-treadmill service, providing green energy. [/size] [size=3]Northamptonshire Police are working in partnership with the local Borough Council to replace...

Lone Catholic priest comes forward claiming never to have molested children 3
Dumbnews 4 years
Australian aboriginal gazes into sky and nods as white friend rants on migrants 3
la maga 4 years
'Universe far more boring than we expected' admit scientists at LHC 0
la maga 4 years