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HMV installs rooftop hives to help save dwindling Bee Gees 0
dicky37 4 years

A UK music retailer has begun a project to help the endangered Bee Gee population which has been steadily declining since it lost a third of its numbers back in 2003., Record collector and renowned...

MI5 defeats cyber attack by unfriending terrorists. 5
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Smear campaign targets politician's suspiciously normal lifestyle 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Cyber Terrorists To Start Buying Jets and Ships to Outwit Govt. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years
Unemployed To Man New Carriers 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Admirals guffed that there is no point putting trained sailors on things that were designed to be sunk within 5 minutes...

NewsBiscuit to become NewsPetitFours in spending review 1
Sinnick 4 years

more tea soon...

Bertrand Russell finally proves that Enough is Enough 1
Sinnick 4 years
Audience finally found at 12-year 'Audience with Mike Reid' after Aspel no-show. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Typhoo Megi brews up a storm in China 0
simonjmr 4 years

Putting 'T' back into Britain, There's only one 'T' in Typhoo, You only get an 'OO' with Typhoo, Making Good tea since 1903 More soon...

German Chancellor Angela Merkel Admits No one Wants To Be Like a German. 0
IABP 4 years
40 Year Old Drink Driving Wife-Beating Oddball Hailed as the New Gazza 0
IABP 4 years
Cash Crisis; Britain only has 80p to last until the weekend 2
Baldymemike 4 years

The UK economy is in such a bad way that the population will have to eat toast and cereal until the weekend and won't be able to go clubbing on Friday or Saturday.New figures suggest the the amount...

Planned government cuts in Pantomime Sector come at 'worst possible time' 0
Moggsy 4 years

Ahead of tomorrow's Spending Review, sources close to Westminster have revealed that the Pantomime industry is to be one of the most heavily hit services, causing panic amongst amateur dramatic...

Terrorist cells advised to upgrade their computer equipment 0
Gary Stanton 4 years

Britain’s terror networks were facing an expensive upgrade to their IT systems last night after the government warned it had got wise to the potential threat from so-called cyber attacks. A...

New Aircraft Carriers to Sail Close to Shore so Sailors Can Throw Hand Grenades 0
IABP 4 years
New carriers to be equipped with most modern, state-of-the art hang gliders 1
ramblesnake 4 years

available on E-Bay...

Bono calls for end of TV curfew on mentioning watersheds 3
ronseal 4 years

The ban on mentioning watersheds before nine pm should be lifted, said Bono yeserday, as he announced the launch of his new political party, Young People R Gr8. 'It's ridiculous that young people...

Good Day 2
bonjonelson 4 years

Am John Freeman i want to know whether you carry(NEWS SATIRE) in stock forsale.If you do so kindly email me with the sizes and the price ranges on that so that i will know the quantity to offer and...

Protest marred by thanks-demanding ‘god’ 12
Bob 4 years

Some of the recently trapped Chilean miners returned this weekend to the scene of their former imprisonment in protest to their treatment at the hands of their employers., The San Jose mining...

Jesus retracts ‘bigger than the Beatles’ comment 2
Zadok the second 4 years

Jesus H Christ, spiritual guru and star of church services and warm toast has been forced to back down after comments that he is more popular than the Beatles right now. Many young, impressionable...

Government issues cardboard boxes to achieve 50% cut in social housing budget 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
UK shoplifters urged to target Primark and Lidl to reduce £4bn annual cost 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Vom-a-long-a Exorcist wows Aussies 2
Zadok the second 4 years

Australians, heralded around the world as experts in the traditional pastime of chundering have welcomed with open arms the latest audience participation spectacular. ‘Vom-a-long-a Exorcist’, an...

Dismay as The Necronomicon tops list of children's favourite books 0
jp1885 4 years
Eurotunnel to tell German firm its name will also be on the list of Tunnel users 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Al Qaeda joins Fox in hailing UK’s ‘measured and responsible’ defence review 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Gordon Brown calls for n to be restored to Spending Cu ts 0
ronseal 4 years
Cyber threat to 2012 Olympic... 0
riesler 4 years

Government call in Dr Who...

Roman Abramovich eyes Spanish La Liga team 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

Advised to "get Real"...

Honest writer criticises her own work. 2
Mary 4 years

"What a load of old Shite this headline is" says Mary, No more coming soon...