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Euromillions jackpot won by 'two tight bastards from north of the border'

The £161m Euromillions jackpot has been won by 'two tight bastards from north of the border' according to one million disgruntled English lottery players. While Chris Weir and her husband Colin...

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roybland 15.07.11 10:47pm
doggone
Murdoch's apology to Dowlers: "I never thought we'd get caught". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 15.07.11 7:21pm
dominic_mcg
Newscorps to officially be pronounced phonetically from now on 0
charlies_hat 15.07.11 6:57pm
charlies_hat
Rebekah Brooks' hint-taking skills called into question 0
Christopher Frost 15.07.11 5:34pm
Christopher Frost
Energy crisis to be solved by harnessing power of nation's treadmills 0
Dumbnews 15.07.11 5:16pm
Dumbnews
female cyclist dares to venture into middle of road

After decades of female cyclists habitually hugging the kerb as if they were magnatically glued to it, the first sighting in Britain of one cycling in the middle of the road has been brought to our...

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a bloke nothing funny to say 16.07.11 9:39am
beau-jolly
Manager of Ayrshire Greggs enrols kids at Private School and flies to Barbados 0
charlies_hat 15.07.11 5:08pm
charlies_hat
Researchers Blame 3-D TV's.....

.For indepth programmes that are intellectualising ordinary people. 'The effect on society could be major,'says a professor. 'The working class, with a more intellectual brain, could demand more...

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Jesse Bigg 15.07.11 4:56pm
Jesse Bigg
Rebekah Brooks unresigns

In yet another twist to the phone hacking scandal, former News International chief executive Rebekah Brooks has announced her unresignation from the company. ‘It is totally inconceivable that I...

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Ludicity 16.07.11 9:12am
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Stewart Lee conquers his phobia of telling jokes 3
Christopher Frost 16.07.11 8:18am
EinsteinsGhost
Robert Webb murders David Mitchell in a jealous rage 0
Christopher Frost 15.07.11 4:09pm
Christopher Frost
Portland coastguard closure blamed on rabbits

Rabbits, rabbits. I've said it now, hahaha, Rabbits!...

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beau-jolly 15.07.11 3:50pm
beau-jolly
Chancellor Osborne Admits That Massive Budget Cuts....

.was just a dare...

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Jesse Bigg 15.07.11 3:47pm
Jesse Bigg
To compete with free, web startups pay you to be a user 1
Dumbnews 15.07.11 3:46pm
beau-jolly
Tories Next Annual Conference To Be Held In N. O. W. Building...

.Just can't keep away...

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Jesse Bigg 15.07.11 3:27pm
Jesse Bigg
Cameron At A Loss What To Do Next......

..Now that Headmaster Murdoch isn't marking his homework...

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Jesse Bigg 15.07.11 2:58pm
Jesse Bigg
Euromillions winners 'thrilled' at the scale of pies they are now able to afford 2
SpankyMonkey 15.07.11 3:45pm
wallster
Google announce plans to make everything 10% more free 0
Dumbnews 15.07.11 2:47pm
Dumbnews
Rebekah Brooks sets new British and Commonwealth record in defenestration

sure to be representing Great Britain in 2012...

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JohnA 15.07.11 2:46pm
JohnA
Soaring Gold Prices Cause Dentists To Advise Their Patients .....

..to maintain a firm grin...

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Jesse Bigg 15.07.11 2:42pm
Jesse Bigg
'Butcher of the Andes' faces trial in Peru, baker and candlestick maker released 0
Ian Searle 15.07.11 2:35pm
Ian Searle
Lancaster bomber returns from Tripoli mission - RAF deny aircraft shortages 3
brownpaperreporter 15.07.11 8:52pm
Ironduke
Gossard's Hello Girls ad campaign slammed for objectifying builders bottoms

Gossard's new WonderBum range, which helps builders show off their bottom cleavage in its best light, has entered a storm of controversy after its Hello Girls poster campaign was criticised by men's...

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StoopyDeGunt 15.07.11 2:08pm
Golgo13
Dorset shopkeeper celebrates Lotto windfall

Dave Higgs, was today celebrating in his small ironmongers shop in the picturesque North Dorset town of Shaftesbury., When Dave heard about the massive roll-over jackpot he considered the odds and...

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beau-jolly 15.07.11 1:50pm
beau-jolly
Ex Chief Exec seeks Redemption on leaving News International...

http://www.mansfieldtourism.com/upload/images/brooks%20was%20here.jpg...

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charlies_hat 15.07.11 1:38pm
charlies_hat
Mick Hucknell seen in Editors office at "The Sun"

Sex change scandal was averted!...

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arnied 15.07.11 1:36pm
arnied
Heinrich manoeuver experts put on standby for english golfer choking outbreak.

Especially on Sunday...

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Basil_B 15.07.11 12:59pm
Basil_B
Government set to nationalise Metropolitan Police

Sources close to Home Secretary Theresa May have revealed that it is now certain that the Met will be brought back into public ownership. With the summer recess about to begin it is likely that...

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dvo4fun 15.07.11 12:46pm
dvo4fun
Rock Star Gilmour's adopted son gets 16 months.

"He's no son of mine." said the legendary prog rock guitarist to reporters outside the court...

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dvo4fun 15.07.11 12:33pm
dvo4fun
Brooks quits News International for job as Cameron's Communcations Director

and so on into infinity...

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Skylarking 15.07.11 12:26pm
Skylarking