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Top Nazi planned to retire to Cornwall... 0
be reasonable 4 years

It was disclosed today that Von Ribbentrop, Hitler's Foreign Minister, planned to retire to Cornwall after the war, apparently not noticing that most British Nazi's prefer Worthing, Bexhill and...

FIFA issue a Lothario warning to the East Midlands as Sven heads for Leicester 0
TerribleTim 4 years
Keith Chegwin exonorated of all War Crimes charges at The Hague 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Montegomerie Answers Very Small Reporter Standing in Front of His Desk 0
IABP 4 years

Liam fox known as the Shadow ,defence secretary has had his Skoda stolen 0
arrghgarry 4 years

police are on the look out for very desperate criminals...

Channel Four unveils plans for Real Reality TV 0
hero2zero 4 years

Introduction to the new channel is planned to begin on Channel Four with, “The Xecutive Factor,” in which well-qualified competitors will vi to lay-out planning aims and financial management...

Birmingham meeting may recommend beatification of Nick Clegg 0
roybland 4 years
Community Charge on Eric Pickles' jowls to remain unchanged 0
roybland 4 years
Late drama leads to disappointment for trapped miners 1
peterfootpad 4 years

Overwhelming joy turned to abject despair for the 33 Chilean miners trapped underground when it was discovered rescue workers had been drilling the 500 mts rescue shaft in the wrong place., Hopes...

Tories announce big cuts to conference champagne consumption 1
roybland 4 years
Cold Case Unit blames 90% of family colds on ‘that selfish bastard on the train' 3
Stan 4 years

Police Cold Case Unit blames 90% of family colds on ‘that selfish bastard on the train’. A report from the Police's top cold case review unit has found that the vast majority of colds bought...

Spectator outrage as Commonwealth Games outsourced to Birmingham call centre. 0
Mary Evans 4 years
Scientists conclude that, like ADHD, fraudulent benefit claims are also genetic. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
US will issue travel warning for Americans: Beware of Elle-Quida 2
afternoonslow 4 years

The US government is to issue a travel alert, warning its citizens to be vigilant while travelling in Europe because of the threat of risible clothing, US and UK officials have confirmed that...

Men with sticks hit balls... 0
be reasonable 4 years

into small holes in grass. Some American men and some European men are spending several days in Wales getting wet and using sticks to hit small balls into small holes in the ground. This seems to be...

Britons warned to keep away from crowds of American tourists 1
roybland 4 years
Daily Mail readers up in arms about outsourcing of Commonwealth Games to India 0
Nobby Holder 4 years

Why, oh why, oh why, oh why later...

Orpington man finally gives up fear of terrorism in disgust 3
la maga 4 years

Robin Scranton, an office manager from Orpington, Kent, today finally gave up his fear of being blown up by terrorists and ending up as a white-shrouded corpse on the nine-o'clock news. His decision...

David Miliband to "Go it alone" in the next series of X Factor 0
hero2zero 4 years
Gove to scrap 'no touch' rule for teachers and limit fingering to 0
arrghgarry 4 years

two digits ...

Media journalists go on st 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Miliband threw vote, claims Butt 0
GrahamB 4 years

Pakistani cricket supremo Ijaz Butt today claimed that it is "widely known" that David Miliband deliberately lost the Labour leadership election. Citing unnamed sources, Butt claimed that he had...

Google announces bold plans to reinvent the wheel 2
Dumbnews 4 years
Gucci Launch new range of Colostomy fashion bags 0
Rowly 4 years

The main advantage of the new range of bags from Gucci, is that they automatically get filled with shit, rather than having to keep, putting things in manually...

Disgruntled LibDems split to form "None Of The Above" Party. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

In a shock move today a quorum of members of the Liberal Democrat Party have put the coalition into doubt by splintering into a new parliamentary group. In a press statement the four MPs made the...

Fears over Union backing confirmed as Miliband arrested for stealing road sign 2
SingingHinny 4 years

More soon (may right this up as NiB candidate)...

Tories to train the homeless so they can improve their begging skills. 1
Stan 4 years

The Conservative Party showed their compassionate side yesterday when Iain Duncan Smith announced a series of training initiatives aimed at helping the homeless by improving their begging techniques....

Real Madrid in turmoil as players set up Dissident version 1
exigo 4 years
Police frustration with copycat suicides, plead for more originality. 6
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

Coloured stickers to be allocated to attendee's for Conservative conference to 0
Basil_B 4 years

indicate which party their from...