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Obama finishes his new Children's book. George W. Bush still struggling with his 0
bonjonelson 4 years

moron soon...

Heroes Help Themselves. And Junkies Too! 2
BobSmith 4 years

Heroes Help Themselves. And Junkies Too! Heroin enthusiasts yesterday heaped praise on the British Armed Forces for assisting with their ongoing quest to obtain large quantities of their favourite...

Obama forms Coffee Morning Alliance to prevent further gains by Tea Party 0
Scroat 4 years

More mochary soon...

Fifa investigate " Fake " England team in World Cup fiasco 0
Mr.3374 4 years

"they were obviously unfit, unable to play for 90 minutes, it was boring"....

Textile manufacturers campaign to preserve dying languages 0
Sinnick 4 years
George Michael "was looking for Prince" when he crashed into Snappy Snaps store 1
Scroat 4 years
Pope unwittingly schedules audience with Rowan Atkinson 0
Scroat 4 years
MoD: Cuts mean Humpty Dumpty cannot be put back together again 0
KimKali 4 years

Changes in strategy and funding are putting the renewal of Humpty Dumpty at risk it was revealed today. A damning MoD report shows one in five of all the King's Men being replaced by axes, with...

Pope to demand £5 pensioners specials on Tour of Britain 0
simonjmr 4 years

Wallace Arnold to sponsor the Popemobile mystery tour as the Holy See tour of Europe rolls into Great Britain. The Vatican has denied that E4 has approached the Pope to be a guest on Coach Trip....

Coffee machine explodes at Sainsbury's store - several customers decaffeinated. 7
tl72uk 4 years
Judge Who Sentenced Ray Gosling to be Smothered to Death 0
IABP 4 years

admits he made the sentencing up. District Judge, John Stobart, has apologised for wasting everybody's time and hopes Mr Gosling accepts that it was just a bit of gallows humour. TV presenter, Ray...

Failed dating website subscribers flock from eHarmony to new site F-InDesperate 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Launching itself as the “Only dating site where we know the truth is optional” the owners fully understand the stresses single people go through to find a mate. Subscribers no longer need to go...

George Michaels' Dealer Forced To Sell the Big Issue For 8 Weeks 0
IABP 4 years

'Has anyone got Ricky Hatton's number,' he reportedly said...

Meat Marketing Board regrets sponsorship deal with Lady Gaga 6
Scroat 4 years

Steak hat and beef curtains not a good look, fashionistas agree. "You never quite knew where the dress ended and Lady Gaga began," commented an anonymous guest at the MTV Video Music Awards this week...

Blue Nun advert banned on bad taste grounds 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
‘Hello!’ offers £1m for exclusive UK tour photos of the Pope and his family 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Chimps enjoy Tea Party electoral success 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
New Battle of Britain statue to be melted down to make aircraft carriers 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Catholic church ploy to sell cut price tickets for Pope visit to children... 0
riesler 4 years

"Come and see Galdalf the White"...

George Michael wins his dream holiday. 2
MADJEZ 4 years

Judge sentences him to be locked up in a place with easy access to drugs with hundreds of men who want to have sex with him. Michaels lawyers are set to appeal for a longer sentence...

Drone slays 12 - Wooster arrested 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Local man's belief in God reaffirmed after finding his lost iPhone 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Dyslexics come clean and admit they were just too lazy to learn 0
arrghgarry 4 years

the 26 letters of the alphabet...

Police have very bad news for dyslexic parents who thought their daughters 0
arrghgarry 4 years

boyfriend was a straggler ...

CON-dem Voters in Marginal Seats Start Kicking Up 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

As 'beauty vote' for party leaders turns into 'ugly economics.'...

Barcelona Score Two Messi Goals and Three Neat and Tidy Ones 1
IABP 4 years

in 5-1 Champions League win...

National Debt Is Larger than Digits on National Debt Clock 1
Incompletely Hopeless 4 years
Riots at Lionel Blair book launch. 3
euankitson 4 years
Honda's hydrogen-powered car floats away from parking lot 7
Scroat 4 years

Last seen over the English Channel, heading for France...

Ofsted report says special needs teachers are more in need than the kids. 0
Basil_B 4 years