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Consumer choice to be extended to military operations 5
euanc 4 years

The model for NHS reforms, under which consumers of the service will be given control of the budgets, is to be extended to the Ministry of Defence. From as early as 2013 countries in need of liberty,...

'Apprentice' forced to move to ITV as Ofcom mandates product placement logo 0
pinxit 4 years
Binatone’s version of Haldron Large Collider set to go on sale. 9
Stan 4 years

For most people, Christmas is a recent only just over but for manufacturers and traders the build up for the next year’s lucrative festive season is already well underway with a series of...

Embarrassing counter to Big Society as MoD launches Tiny Island defence policy. 0
malgor 4 years

With the stringent cutbacks in departmental budgets beginning to hit home, the Ministry of Defence has announced a new national security policy, the Tiny Little Island initiative. The MoD has been...

Downing Street embarrassed as Larry the cat exposed as a racist 0
simonjmr 4 years

Larry the cat, Downing Streets newest resident has been exposed as a bigotted, racist and Nazi sympathiser, causing David Cameron acute embarrassment. Larry is a lifelong member of the BNCP (British...

The Bangles called in to advise next moves toward democracy in Egypt 1
Nick McCarr 4 years
Cutter leaf ant arrested for stalking. 3
4 years
Newsreaders vow to ignore news involving further eruptions of Eyjafjallajökull 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Outrage as Pedants' Society discovers Moon River actually 1.609342 km wide 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Cameron courts Northern Vote with Cheshire Cat 0
4 years

not much more soon please...

Councils urged to issue recycling bins for recycling bins 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Welfare reforms blasted as ‘like, so well not fair’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Lords call for fewer adverts as they already have stairlifts and walk-in baths 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Big Fat Gypsy sues Channel4 0
4 years

Shamus ('Tom') Clancy issued fresh proceedings today in what is believed to be a landmark case. Lawyers for the 51 year old bare knuckle pony-whisperer conceded that the first action was thrown out...

Forests and rural Tory MPs avoid chainsaw massacre 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
World Cup free-to-air verdict excites little interest in Scotland 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Drug researchers advise Richard Ashcroft to be more optimistic 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Another night of misery for Chelsea fans 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
BBC deluged with complaints over multiple use of 'C' word in 'The Archers' 3
pinxit 4 years
Jamaican Special Forces to Weed Out Taliban 0
4 years
Apple Announce Plans to Sell ITV 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

In a surprise announcement from Apple today, CEO Steve Jobs has revealed that the British based broadcaster ITV is to be put up for sale. Journalists who had packed into the press conference in...

Salad Pie on menu at Mway service stations for reluctant dieters. 0
Stan 4 years

A revolutionary diet plan has been introduced for those people whose commitment to the cause of losing weight is slimmer than their waistline. Backed by the Chief Medical Officer, the diet provides...

Doggers Welcome Cameron's U-Turn on Woodlands Sell Off 0
Quaz 4 years

"Not a U-turn, more of a 69" say doggers...

How do you fight off a crocodile – ‘try living in Coventry’ say researchers 12
Gerontius 4 years

Research carried out by students from Aston University suggests the best way to fend off an attack from an angry crocodile is to live somewhere in the West Midlands – most notably in the Coventry...

Synchronized swimming removed from 2012 Olympics. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

Activists claimed today that it was all done by magnets which was cruel to the athletes. Lord Coe said he didn't necessarily accept that it harmed the swimmers, but that using magnets went against...

Tensions Mount Within EU Over Inability To Agree On David Bowie's Best Album 5
Textbook 4 years
Three female judges to try Berlusconi 3
Scroat 4 years

Admit they have tried every other sexual deviance, and this is the only one left...

Intellectually challenged militant-socialists bring down school hierarchy 2
fernandomando 4 years

The Isle of Wight branch of the Militant Extreme Socialist Society (“MESS”) today launched an unprecedented assault on the class system that it perceived in the local community. Employing a whole...

Final Olympic Bill "30 pieces of gold". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Jordan said to be flattered by the sudden media interest in her butt. 0
charlies_hat 4 years