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Steve Jobs unveils Harp 2.0. Too Soon.

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s76/teambucket/jobs-harp-2-0.jpg...

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red 06.10.11 10:41am
red
Tesco profit announcement pours scorn on UK

There was an overwhelming sense of relief across both the developing and developed world yesterday as Tesco announced an increase in half year profits. ‘I knew the results would be in today,’...

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Screenie 06.10.11 10:20am
Screenie
Sod principle, I'm sending my kids to private school, says Polly Toynbee 0
ronseal 06.10.11 10:12am
ronseal
Steve Jobs "An Apple a day" policy fails. 0
seymour totti 06.10.11 10:01am
seymour totti
Daily Mail announces Steve Jobs cancer in remision 1
Tammy Flugh 06.10.11 9:59am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Sarah Palin rules herself out of Presidential race to save voters the bother. 1
seymour totti 06.10.11 9:56am
Clarky
Apple release the new iPopped 1
Oxbridge 06.10.11 9:33am
Sinnick
Tories deny Cameron Fox interview gaffe

The government was today playing down the furore that has arisen on both sides of the Atlantic regarding remarks made by PM David Cameron in an exclusive live TV interview broadcast on Fox News...

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Drylaw 06.10.11 9:24am
Drylaw
Apple book of condolence only available to iPhone 4 and iPad 2 users. 0
MADJEZ 06.10.11 9:20am
MADJEZ
Fake Steve Jobs seen in China 0
simonjmr 06.10.11 9:10am
simonjmr
Putin finds jugs in Black Sea; Berlusconi unimpressed.

'If he’d just called me, I’d have had all the jugs he needed sent to his room’...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 06.10.11 9:09am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Kercher's Besmirchers: Foxy Knoxy called a Poxy Doxy. 5
rikkor 06.10.11 8:59am
John Ffitch-Rucker
World in turmoil as all Apple products cease working on news of Jobs death

As news broke this morning of Steve Jobs untimely death, Apple devotees were soon noting that all Apple products are refusing to work, as they now enter iMourning. Ipods will only play Marche...

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simonjmr 06.10.11 8:52am
simonjmr
Republicans Unfazed By Apple Founder's Death, Say Obama Administration...

Has Made Them Get Used To Jobs Dying...

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Textbook 06.10.11 8:51am
Textbook
Red Bull ‘Irresponsible’ for sponsoring the Extreme Fly-Tipping competition

Britain is gearing up for the finals of the 2011 Extreme Fly-Tipping Championship, but with growing protests from local authorities and residents alike, this year’s seems set to be the most...

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Newsquelch 06.10.11 8:42am
Hoops McCann
Pass away in the comfort of your own home - try the new DiePad 0
medici2471 06.10.11 8:41am
medici2471
iDied.

Final announcement from Apple founder Steve Jobs...

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MADJEZ 06.10.11 8:37am
Gary Baldy
People who sign off e-mails with 'Sent from my Cray-1' should be ignored. 0
Griffin 06.10.11 8:35am
Griffin
AA accused of institutional RACism

A mechanic who went undercover in the Automobile Association has exposed the unpleasant tricks used in AA subscription selling. Potential customers are routinely told that RAC patrolmen are chavs and...

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vertical 06.10.11 7:53am
vertical
Steer Jabs changed the wold

The wold was toady left stunt at the news of Steer Jab's dearth after a bottle against oiliness. Jabs had been the ironic tailman of the Apple band and his knew products were often grated with scenes...

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exigo 06.10.11 7:34am
exigo
US technology industry suffering from chronic lack of Jobs 1
charlies_hat 06.10.11 7:32am
tonyhill
Plumber left struggling to work out how pretty lady customer might pay his bill.

When Dave Cormack finished tightening the nuts under the sink, he emerged at the feet of Samantha, taking in the view as he rose until his diminutive frame left his eyes level with her bosom. ...

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malgor 06.10.11 7:12am
Scroat
Jobs Pops Clogs 0
Scroat 06.10.11 7:05am
Scroat
Apple kills off original Siri app, tells users to upgrade

Actual headline from New Scientist Online News. Great taste, guys...

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Ostsee 06.10.11 6:18am
Ostsee
Punters set for big splash as bookies offer 7-4 on Choppy Cam 1
kga6 06.10.11 6:16am
Griffin
Michael Palin not Running for President

Travel writer and former Monty Python star, Michael Palin has announced that he won't be running for President of the United States. This not wholly unexpected development is the first of what is...

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apepper 06.10.11 6:09am
Griffin
Greece receives Nobel Prize for Economics 0
Griffin 06.10.11 6:09am
Griffin
Chuck Norris to hunt down everyone that has ever told or heard a joke about him

Yes, some of the jokes are very funny. Yes, he is the laughing stock of the internet., But Chuck “will get back at those responsible and anyone that has laughed about me” he said in an interview...

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RJWinter 06.10.11 6:04am
arthurminnit
Al-Magrahi signed by Arsenal "to add stamina to squad". More soon. 3
Al OPecia 05.10.11 11:31pm
dvo4fun
'Botham's Anger' as 1981 Test series is re-branded 'Dilley's Ashes' 4
dvo4fun 05.10.11 11:26pm
dvo4fun