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The Crapster Kipper - a miracle cure 0
cueball 4 years

Cheryl [s]Tweedy[/s] [s]Cole[/s] [s]Tweedy[/s] [s]Cole[/s] (her off the X-Factor), 27, recently diagnosed as suffering from the world's number one killer disease Malaria, has made a miraculous...
Dissident aesthetes proclaim Belfast the Real UK City of Culture 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Calls For Death Penalty, Answered. 0
hero2zero 4 years

A government think tank, examining calls for the return of “The death penalty” has suggested a new sentence, a modern approach to the subject. “Taken to another place and dismantled for...
F1 driver quizzed over Communist links as jury urged to 'press red Button' 0
dicky37 4 years

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Existence of 'University' denied to thousands. 0
Erlang 4 years

School leavers told "It's a myth, go to work"...
Cheryl Cole missing from latest issue of celebrity gossip magazine 0
dicky37 4 years

A series of oversights and a 'serious error of judgment' resulted in an entire edition of NOW magazine being published without a single reference being made to the Girls Aloud singer, the star's...
'Just in time', rolling Grandmother warehousing delayed. 0
Erlang 4 years

In a widely anticipated move the new coalition government has indicated that ambitious plans to increase the UK's high availability stock of Grandmothers will have to been reduced. Free bus passes...
Take That group stages hostile acquisition of Robbie Williams 0
dicky37 4 years

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Woman filled with self-belief after reading her own eBay feedback 0
Tigerstripes 4 years

‘Once I saw myself through other people’ eyes my self-image was wonderfully boosted’ she said...
Rumours of “Ugly Rumours” Reformation and World Tour 0
hero2zero 4 years

In the light of the full reformation of “Take That” rumours abound over moves to get the members of “Ugly Rumours” together again. Tony Blair did nothing to quash anticipation when questioned...
Abandoned Tv Presenters Found in Museum 0
afternoonslow 4 years

New Medieval gallery at the British Museum: Mariella Frostrup, Moria Stuart, Jennie Bond, Kate Adie, Jonathan Ross., Selina Scott, and countless others. The Paul and Jill Ruddock Gallery...
Catholic Church to tackle women’s suffrage in next move towards modernisation 0
Tigerstripes 4 years

A spokesman said ‘Whilst not prejudging our inquiry, we really don’t think society is ready for this yet’...
Years after split Tony Blair to be reunited with old group "Stuff That!" 0
Ian Searle 4 years

After less than successful solo career...
Fine morning prompts calls for St Swithen’s Day to be renamed Paul the Psychic 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Octopus Day...
Crime at lowest level since 1991 – hosepipe ban in effect – coincidence? 1
ironbridgeboy 4 years

Daily Mail readers shocked and distreseed...
Uk is the top when it comes to end of life care global study says, 2
arrghgarry 4 years

Raoul Moat offers an opposing voice ,and says thanks to Dustin Moscoshitz for allowing fans to pay their fitting tributes...
Rare Literary Find in America 29
rikkor 4 years

A Boston rare book seller has discovered two lost pages of the diary of Emily Dickinson (1830-1886), America’s virginal, reclusive poet. The leaves were folded inside a tattered copy of the...
2 Unlimited admit: "actually there's a 2 gigabyte monthly fair usage cap" 2
Skylarking 4 years
Rooney saves millions as signature 'Did not say X' after crayon ran out 0
antharrison 4 years
Vince Cable announes plan for top-graduates to move overseas 0
antharrison 4 years
English explorer discovers area the size of Wales just over the Bristol Channel 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Al Qaeda to take UK Government to European court of human rights 0
dazchief 4 years

Al Qaeda have formally lodged their case with the European court of human rights to reflect that there are not enough members of Al Qaeda sitting in the House of Parliament. "The level of...
France bans the burqa. Huge rise in the sale of ski masks. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Suicide to be means tested 0
one against the world 4 years

Plans are to be introduced that will prevent students who still have outstanding loans from taking their own lives until the debt is repaid, public sector workers on the other hand will be encouraged...
Jeremy Clarkson found not exaggerating 0
thogg 4 years

The Top Gear presenter best known and loved for his ridiculous exaggerations has had his 'off the record' conversations with a journalist secretly taped and the results are truly shocking. Neither...
Israel to build huge plastic dome over Gaza after claim terrorists are using air 0
la maga 4 years
Vatican: female ordination as bad as child molesting – so not that bad then... 1
ironbridgeboy 4 years

Look the other way. Don't talk about it. Don't even think that it might be worth involving the police. Cover it up and it will go away...
Vince Cable orders students to do washing-up 0
thogg 4 years

Vince Cable announced today that students needed to do more to earn their education. He suggested that they start by clearing up their flats and by doing the washing-up, "This kitchen is a total...
Man calculates ten pounds a month is about what he owes the world 0
la maga 4 years

Jeremy Albarn, a resident of Clapham, London, last night decided that he would set up a standing order of ten pounds a month to Oxfam for the forseeable future, on the grounds that this is about the...
Rescued hiker survives three weeks in wilderness without Internet 0
Dumbnews 4 years