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Typographical error causes security scare 0
hero2zero 4 years

Security officers swooped on street sweepers following a typing error; message should have read watch out for sleeper agents...

Businessmen jailed for selling counterfeit sperm on the internet. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Pope pays paternity for 1 Billion Children 0
Luzanos 4 years
Nick Clegg to change name to You There so Cameron can remember it. 3
the coarse whisperer 4 years
'No compulsory expulsions of Roma from Germany' announces Chancellor Merkel 0
ramblesnake 4 years

'We simply made them a very generous offer of free hot showers and they all suddenly left.'...

Corruptions are getting easier, say Qualifications Authority. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Sellafield worker barred from Nightclub after radiation scare 0
IABP 4 years

says he was all dressed up with no place to glow...

Ma Cherie Amour (Encore, Encore!) by Antonia Cartland-Blair 4
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Chapter 14. Antonio and Cherie, having breakfasted, discuss the genre of the political memoir. Unbeknownst to them, Baron Brown has set spies to work within their household ‘Your interminable...

I say, I say, I say, Benny.... 2
Son of Barnabas 4 years Philip: Is anything worn under that dress? Benedict: No, it's never been used. Soldier: Boom Boom!...

Pope to experience sex in the name of research 2
hero2zero 4 years
New flavour pringle brought out to commenerate Pope visit. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Once you pope you can't stop...

Pick of the Popes 2
Son of Barnabas 4 years

Hi! It's Dale here with the latest rundown of the Pope charts (Da da daa di di daaaaa da da daaaa) At Number 4, moving from number 10, it's Tony Blair singing the old Freddy Mercury hit "I'm the...

Richard Dawkins Invades Poland 2
cyberindie 4 years
Police arrest five after attempt to ham Chief Rabbi 0
simonjmr 4 years
Police Arrest Five in threat to Harm Pope 1
IABP 4 years

'Aliens with souls are living among the stars' says Vatican astronomer 1
parlyvoo 4 years

'I don't know what he's on,' says Rowan Williams, 'but I wouldn't mind some'...

DEFRA claims that UK zoos not fit for porpoise 0
thisisall1word 4 years
First upgrade to David Cameron announced 0
Jaffacakes 4 years

At a glitzy press event today in Bournemouth conference centre, the first upgrade to Prime Minister David Cameron was announced by Conservative spokesman William Hague. 'Wow what a great year it's...

George Michael abandons appeal after first night of prison sex 0
arrghgarry 4 years

was not as bad as he had imagined ,according to an insider said "they could not keeps their hands off each other "...

Queen's gift to Pope 1
Son of Barnabas 4 years Elizabeth: We’d like you to accept this gift from the British people. It’s the international paedophile register....

Children surprised by new Popemobile design 1
ianslat 4 years

Gavin Henson Admits He Can't Remember What He Does For a Living. 1
IABP 4 years

In an exclusive interview with BBC Anglesey Gavin Henson said he had no idea what he did for a living and neither does anyone else. He's also temporarily forgotten he's married with kids but he...

Dutch Pot Noodles win Moreish snack of the year competition 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Psychic network to start first -1 Television channel 0
Iamthestig 4 years

"Bringing you the future - Now"...

Penalty strike subject to spot betting investigations. 2
simonjmr 4 years

Football was under investigation last night after a penalty was awarded and fans and team mates were heard saying "I bet he scores that" More soon...

Newsbiscuit server crashes as Pope announces he'll lead "Assembly of Children" 0
Lightbringer 4 years
Rev’d Ian Paisley launches a protest against Popery. Dried flowers are removed. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
'Dangerous shapes' act aims to stamp out vicious circles. 0
Zadok the second 4 years
Pope accuses Scottish Altar Boy of 'inappropriate touching' 0
R R 4 years

Altar Boy transferred to take up duties in Twickenham - 'well out of harm's way' - as clergy turn a blind eye to the accusations . . ...

spring chickens to relax membership guidelines after census 0
arrghgarry 4 years

reveals dwindling numbers...