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Boris in shock resignation – urges Cameron to follow 0
4 years

London Mayor Boris Johnson today announced he was to step down from the post with immediate effect. In a move that has left commentators, supporters and opponents stunned, Johnson said “How can I...

President 'dismayed' as public profile eclipsed by inane chatter 0
QorbeQ 4 years

The US State Department are considering plans to boost the profile of President Barack Obama after his role as 'Leader of the Free World' was overshadowed in conversations by a combined discussion of...

UK corporations must never return to bad old days of un-strategic alliances 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

A business guru has applauded the number of strategic alliances being announced on business news sites and in corporate press releases in the UK. Strategic alliances, where companies go into some...

'Hey, these indicators *do* work!' say mystified technicians on recalled BMW's 2
Skylarking 4 years
Facebook and William Hill Merge to Become FaceBooky 0
mugwump 4 years
Facebook 'Places' showed Marco Polo never got as far as exploring China. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Facebook have revealed from their ancient archive that explorer Marco Polo made up his exploits in China and barely spent any time in India. More soon...

Advertisement: For the devotee; a special limited edition leather bound Facebook 5
wallster 4 years

To celebrate Facebook's fifty millionth subscriber, we're offering this once in a lifetime opportunity to own an exclusive limited edition, leather bound printed version of the website. Bound in the...

Cameron and Osborne show 'could be a comedy classic' 2
red 4 years

The public are expected to 'laugh until they cry' when the eagerly awaited 'Autumn Special' from the nation's favourite double act is broadcast by the BBC this week. The Cameron and Osborne Show will...

Quango to recruit monkeys in line with new peanut pay system. 0
Zadok the second 4 years
Americans upgrade terror alert to ‘Wear clean underwear if you're going out’. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Lotus announce 5 cars that will never make it to production rather than usual 1. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

More PR stunts soon...

Miliband worried about losing the child benefit on the kid he doesn't have. 0
Basil_B 4 years

According to the birth certificate that is...

Europe warns against travel to US as it raises US Paranoia level to 'ridiculous' 1
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

Ed Miliband Lives with Complete Stranger, says News Reports. 0
IABP 4 years

Ed Miliband, the newly union appointed Labour leader, has admitted today that he's living with a complete stranger. Newspapers had dug deep to find out his name is not on the deeds of the house he...

Dyslexia researchers in threat to join drain brain 2
roybland 4 years
Ex-Soapbox Derby Hero Takes Over Morgan Cars 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Back to three wheels...

Salvation Army Offshoot To Manufacture Bra's For Elderly Females 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

To uplift the fallen, no doubt...

Osbourne Smashes Roof Tiles With Forehead 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

'I'm the hardman, but I want things to be even tougher.'...

Prescott still defiantly backing Glen Miliband 2
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The Labour Leadership struggle is not over yet, a defiant John Prescott warned yesterday. Reports say he is planning a coup to be fronted by a third brother in the Miliband dynasty., Prescott told...

Student communities infiltrated by sleepers 1
Des Custard 4 years
'Stalin would have been better with the right spin' says Ed Miliband 2
Basil_B 4 years
Government prepares soundproofed holding pen for ageing reality tv stars 2
la maga 4 years

Secret government plans to build a vast camera-free soundproofed holding pen by 2030 for today's reality tv stars have today been leaked to the press amidst accusations that the project will 'strip...

Osbourne to explain spending cuts and how the plastic surgeon really fucked up 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Tory Conference Delegates Told To Hone Up Their 1980's Sneering Techniques Again 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

In readiness for the millions to be thrown out of work...

2011 Tory Conference To Be Held On Tory Island 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Sort of a 'back to basics' gesture, no doubt...

Dan Quayle refutes that he was part of a V.D.testing programme run by 0
arrghgarry 4 years

the U.S. Government on retards in the Americas .His wife Marilyn wishes their syphilitic son had not come out asking for donations recently has this throws doubt on Dan`s words...

Confusion on roads as BMW driver uses indicators... 0
one against the world 4 years
New Role For Lib-Dems At Tory Conference 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Post-conference cleaning squad...

Spectacular collapse of Commonwealth Games Village mistaken for opening ceremony 0
jm 4 years
Cameron To Experience Living On The Street 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

By parking his luxury caravan outside his Kensington and Chelsea home for a few nights...