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Britain Marks Anniversary of 9/11 19
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Fatwa pronounced on Jamie Oliver in response to new book 'The Balsamic Verses' 3
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Worried Cameron Phones Home 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

'They haven't broken into my fake tan locker have they?'...

Eggheads Hold Barbecue At Millbank Tower, London 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

After ejecting political morons...

Just to get his party noticed Ed Milliband culls new leadership threat 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Miliband's baby "uncanny resemblance to Uncle". 0
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Just to get his party noticed Ed Milliband calls new leadership election 0
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Cameron's China visit is marred by the fact he's got to come back. 0
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Stores Report Model Aeroplanes Flying Off the Shelves 0
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Bill Tarmy to switch off Blackpool Illuminations. 0
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With thanks to Hero2zero...

Barbara Windsor to switch off the lights at Bath 1
hero2zero 4 years

A spokesman from BANES told our reporter “Drastic council cuts call for drastic measures and we might as well make an event of it!” Many other councils are thought likely to follow suit...

Britain braces for flash floods, smug winds and bloody arrogant snow drifts 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Students' Union welcomes introduction of "pay as you attend" courses. More soon. 0
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"Bullingdon Club style Hi-jinks" blamed for smashing up of Millbank... 0
Jammydodgers 4 years

Cameron, Osborne and Boris Johnson 'unavailable for comment'...

Open University Students Occupy Own Homes, Some Small Fires Reported 1
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JCB boss takes a dig at the Chinese for copyright infringement 0
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That's the country, not the local take-away !...

After The Balsamic Verses, Jamie tempts fate with follow-up: The Satanic Pulses 2
Doylem 4 years
Kaiser Chiefs Warning Not Heeded as Students Run Amok 1
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Telescope sales campaign lacks focus say trade body 0
virtuallywill 4 years

bigger reflector later...

Students criticised over spelling mistake on ‘Stop the Tory Cuts’ banner 0
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NUS president takes off balaclava to condemn violence 0
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and remove glass from sole....

Lingerie Sales Slip 0
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Sales of Darts 'On Target' 0
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BA flight grounded as passenger discovered not reading Stieg Larsson book. 0
plato 4 years

BA Flight 465 to Denver, Colorado was grounded yesterday for more than 6 hours while authorities tackled a passenger believed to be reading 'a light PD James' whodunnit instead of a book from Stieg...

E trading at all time high claim dealers 0
simonjmr 4 years
LIfe jacket sales bouyant 0
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Down swing in sales of antidepressants 0
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Sales of helium-filled balloons going up. 0
riesler 4 years
Yeast sales rising... 0
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God considering writing 'Newer Testament' 25
rickwestwell 4 years

Inspired perhaps by J.K. Rowling's recent admission that she might consider writing another episode in the [i]Harry Potter[/i] series, the supreme being God is reportedly thinking about coming out of...