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Wetherspoons open 'The Cock and Bull' in Wapping 0
SpankyMonkey 19.07.11 6:53am
SpankyMonkey
After 15 knives are found in Sean Hoares back, A Judge calls it the worse

case of suicide he has ever seen...

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guffaw 19.07.11 12:20am
guffaw
ITV to launch new Prime-Time Saturday Entertainment show..

Hosted by ITV's "Mr Saturday night", Harry Hill, Youve Been Hacked will bring good old family entertainment back to Saturday night, 'We beleive we have found a real alternative to Strictly Come...

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Bismarck 18.07.11 10:06pm
Bismarck
Londons 'B' Minus Commisioner, Draws Critcism

David Cameron today confirmed that despite heavy criticism from Labour MP’s, prospective police cadet Frankie Cruz Johnson is to be the new Police Commissioner for London. The Prime Minister said...

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mugwump 18.07.11 9:42pm
mugwump
I'm drunk, that's it, and I'll quit if I don't get f*cking get FP'd!

It's late in the evening and I'm one bottle of Cotes du Rhone down. My toys are officially out of my pram, I'm hacked off, pissed offed and Boris Karloffed. Who cares if I upset John O'Farrell (John...

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Dick Everyman 19.07.11 7:50am
Dick Everyman
Culture Secretary announces move to the countryside 0
writinginbsl 18.07.11 9:28pm
writinginbsl
Mathematicians calculate that bruised apple in lunchbox travels the equivalent..

of one and a half times round the world in just a few weeks...

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writinginbsl 18.07.11 9:25pm
writinginbsl
Boris Johnson will break with tradition and the next police commissioner will

not be a complete tosser...

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guffaw 18.07.11 9:21pm
guffaw
Neighbour cannot find words to describe the terrible coughing sounds of EX NOTW

man before he succumbed...

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guffaw 18.07.11 9:18pm
guffaw
NB exclusive interview with Martine McCutcheon - The Face of Feminine Bloating.

More soon pass the Activia...

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MADJEZ 18.07.11 9:24pm
Ironduke
Toyota announce new 4WD : Lange Lover 0
theumpire 18.07.11 8:49pm
theumpire
Giant pandas reclassified as useless 'pyjama cases'. 0
writinginbsl 18.07.11 7:57pm
writinginbsl
Professional cyclists wins ‘Campest Sports Apparel’ award for 23rd year.

This year, they had to beat off the squad of Stade Francaise rugby team and all the NFL...

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be reasonable 18.07.11 7:41pm
be reasonable
Huey Lewis sues surgeon after 'prank' square hip replacement

80s pop legend Huey Lewis is suing his orthopaedic surgeon Dr. Nigel Trent, after being fitted with a cube-shaped hip replacement 'for a joke'. Lewis (61) nearly died during the operation, which left...

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16.09.13 12:15pm
Spartacus
Doc asks mum to be with furniture polish craving: How are your stools? 2
ronseal 18.07.11 7:34pm
be reasonable
‘I’ve always slept with a kangaroo head in my bed’ claims Cameron

David Cameron denied today that the discovery of a kangaroo head on his pillow this morning was anything to do with the wrath of a mysterious underworld figure known only as ‘M’, and was, in...

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NewSuburbanDad 18.07.11 4:19pm
NewSuburbanDad
Health Chiefs to 'sanitize' Tour De France

In the wake of a slew of horrific pile-ups at this year's flagship cycling event, concerned Health & Safety officials confirm that next year's Tour De France will take place on static flat-bed...

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f0zz 18.07.11 7:45pm
f0zz
Rebekah Brooks allowed one phone hack in prison... 0
Iamthestig 18.07.11 2:04pm
Iamthestig
'Rebekah' a moving update of Daphne du Maurier's classic novel 'Rebecca'

"Last night I dreamt I went to Wapping again" is the opening line of ‘Rebekah’, the long awaited update to Daphne du Maurier’s novel ‘Rebecca’. In the story, ‘Rebekah’ recollects her...

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Dick Everyman 26.03.14 3:46pm
Titus
Professor Layton still unable to set video recorder

Top-hatted mystery-solver extraordinaire, Professor Hershel Layton, has astounded fans of hand-hand console puzzle games by admitting that, despite his impressive track record in unravelling...

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jp1885 18.07.11 4:11pm
Golgo13
Sheriff Roscoe P Coltrane to be new chief of Metropolitan Police

Sheriff Roscoe P Coltrane is to be the new Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police., The Home Office recruited the American officer, formerly chief of police in Hazzard County, Georgia, because his...

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FraserWords 18.07.11 8:26pm
FraserWords
Arachnophobia Society website to close. 12
be reasonable 20.07.11 4:01pm
writinginbsl
One in three workers admits to sky diving 0
SpankyMonkey 18.07.11 12:37pm
SpankyMonkey
Barack Obama criticizes Turkey on human rights stance

http://0.tqn.com/d/dc/1/0/j/0/1/ObamaTurkey_1.jpg...

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virtuallywill 18.07.11 12:22pm
virtuallywill
Max Mosley to take case of illegal electric dog collars to the European Court 0
charlies_hat 18.07.11 12:06pm
charlies_hat
Delayed summer solstice due to rogue Facebook app, admits God.

The Met Office was reportedly in crisis after the delayed onset of summer was finally revealed today. "We've had a call from the Vatican," Chief Meteorologist Terry Parfitt confirmed, "and the cause...

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f0zz 18.07.11 11:52am
f0zz
Horse Whisperer recovering after new throat lozenge prescription 0
SpankyMonkey 18.07.11 11:37am
SpankyMonkey
Row breaks out over ITV's 'So you think you can flounce' tantrum show

ITV's latest reality TV show has been widely condemned as 'irresponsible' by industry insiders. 'So you think you can flounce' encourages bright new egos to throw a massive wobbler in front of a live...

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19.07.11 6:18am
Griffin
Sky cancels new series of 'Ross Kemp on Crooked Journalists' 0
jp1885 18.07.11 11:25am
jp1885
Women putting off childbirth get IMF warning,Dominic Straus Kahn is on the prowl 0
guffaw 18.07.11 11:24am
guffaw