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| Fall in Supermarket sales blamed on "Fatties". In a leaked report, the recent decline in Supermarket food sales has been attributed, surprisingly, to the increase in the number of overweight/oversize shoppers. The number of “Fatties”, as... |
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davecook194 |
21.08.12 10:41am
Oxbridge |
| Foreign Office; 'Ecuador can keep Assange as long as they take Galloway as well' In a move that has surprised most but pleased many, the British Government has given Ecuador one final option to resolve the current diplomatic crisis. They can keep Julian Assange, but have to take... |
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Perks |
21.08.12 9:49am
Vertically Challenged Giant |
| Judge orders Apple/Samsung jury to deliver verdict using predictive text As the court case between Apple and Samsung draws to a close, in which both companies accuse each other of patent infrigements, the judge presiding over the case has asked jurors to deliver their... |
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antharrison |
21.08.12 9:48am
antharrison |
| Apple sue Xerox for copying More to follow... |
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apepper |
21.08.12 9:41am
apepper |
| "First Trains Mary" down to extra collection plate income says Vatican The Vatican has confirmed that, following a substantial input of loose change by the directors of First Group, the Virgin Mary will now be known as the First Trains Mary.
Pope Bendict confirmed that... |
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antharrison |
21.08.12 9:30am
antharrison |
| The Elephant and the Bad Baby renamed: 'Galloway's Guide to Sexual Etiquette' |
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charlies_hat |
21.08.12 8:25am
charlies_hat |
| Tony Scott offers his services with no charge |
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Iscariot |
21.08.12 7:35am
Sinnick |
| Gove demands prettier A-Level Students. More soon. Better late than never.... |
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Al OPecia |
21.08.12 7:23am
Al OPecia |
| High-flying businesswoman hospitalised by glass ceiling. improved version of previous sub... |
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Boutros |
20.08.12 10:25pm
Boutros |
| Unemployed LOCOG members use volunteers, police and soldiers for military coup Blockaded into the Olympic Park, and under the direction of Danny Boyle, they declare Martial Law... |
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Ian Searle |
20.08.12 8:46pm
Ian Searle |
| Galloway looks up 'respect' in dictionary - and renames party. |
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ricky33 |
20.08.12 8:28pm
ricky33 |
| Galloway to go on TV and demonstrate what rape actually is. No more soon, please... |
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Boutros |
20.08.12 8:20pm
Boutros |
| Just Why Do Managers Hold meetings in doorways? A recent report from the Institute of Behavioural Therapists has sought to cast light on the question of why people reaching management status feel the need to hold impromptu meetings in doorways and... |
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Quaz |
20.08.12 8:01pm
Perks |
| Topped gun. More soon. |
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Al OPecia |
20.08.12 7:47pm
The All New Jeni B |
| Ministry of Justice cutbacks sees judicial process outsourced to George Galloway More verdicts soon... |
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dvo4fun |
20.08.12 7:12pm
dvo4fun |
| Pardon? A Fatwa? You don't frighten me mate... |
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dvo4fun |
20.08.12 7:04pm
dvo4fun |
| Assange wake-up call gets Galloway thumbs up |
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cinquecento |
20.08.12 6:02pm
cinquecento |
| Judge brands Nadir a total ‘Asil’ More mis-quotes soon... |
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MADJEZ |
20.08.12 6:01pm
MADJEZ |
| Nadir at lowest point after being found guilty |
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custard cream |
20.08.12 4:26pm
custard cream |
| Woman cut free by fire brigade after reading "50 shades" on a plastic chair. |
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dominic_mcg |
20.08.12 4:24pm
dominic_mcg |
| Curiosity Kills Rover Curiosity Kills Rover
By Christine Gralow
MARS - The Curiosity Rover died yesterday while chasing an unidentified particle on Mars, NASA reports.
Physicists have not yet classified the particle... |
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Christine Gralow |
20.08.12 4:08pm
Christine Gralow |
| Burma abolishes media as well as media censorship |
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Sinnick |
20.08.12 3:09pm
dvo4fun |
| Hi-Fi maker to sell "purified air" for wireless speakers A top hi-fi manufacturer is embracing the move to wireless loudspeakers by selling buckets of special, high-purity air to carry the wireless signals.
"A lot of people are using common or garden air... |
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apepper |
20.08.12 2:17pm
dvo4fun |
| Successful businesswoman hospitalised by glass ceiling. |
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Boutros |
20.08.12 12:41pm
dvo4fun |
| Swedish women surprised by Assange's use of protection |
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medici2471 |
20.08.12 11:25am
medici2471 |
| Post Office to remove post boxes from towns with no gold medallists. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
20.08.12 10:02am
cinquecento |
| Lloyd Webber guilty of harvesting clones of Michael Gove for face transplants |
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simonjmr |
20.08.12 8:16am
simonjmr |
| Stop witch-hunt against middle-aged sex predators Assange tells US. |
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MADJEZ |
20.08.12 8:08am
Yikes |
| 314 British paralympians face DLA review |
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tedweasel |
20.08.12 5:50am
tedweasel |
| Thatcher to mediate in South Africa mining dispute 34 new jobs already created... |
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tedweasel |
20.08.12 5:18am
tedweasel |
