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I hear youve been having some trouble John?

Bloggs I mean,hes taking libertys,hes needs to be stopped,the guys a maniac,hes crazy,listen John,youve been like a father to me,a father I never had,I carry your photo in my wallet,Ive a big picture...

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The Fat Man 17.09.11 2:11pm
beau-jolly
Royal Mail to issue commemorative 50p stamp with Nick Clegg's head 0
Pagantroll 17.09.11 1:40pm
Pagantroll
Bankrupt Cricket Club visited by bailiffs. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 17.09.11 1:30pm
Al OPecia
Card clubs "Still riddled with institutionalised Pelmanism"

Results of a year-long undercover investigation...

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Skungpoomery 17.09.11 12:30pm
Textbook
Cash-strapped Surgical Bra manufacturer goes tits up 0
pinxit 17.09.11 12:18pm
pinxit
No CBeebies for Post Op Pat

Richard Deverell, controller of Children’s Entertainment at the BBC has confirmed the network is to axe one of its most enduring children’s programmes which will usher in the end of one of the...

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Gerontius 17.09.11 12:12pm
Golgo13
Chattering classes in Henley-on-Thames outraged

"Spoof news website makes us look totally stupid" alleges Humphrey Featherstonhaugh. http://newsthump.com/2011/09/16/independent-readers-asked-if-they-would-prefer-littlejohn-instead/...

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Scroat 17.09.11 12:08pm
Scroat
European banks break off talks after Star Wars Release Shocker

In an expected move, several major European banks have suspended discussions on the future of the Euro to consider the addition of the word "Noooooo" to the Blue Ray release of Star Wars. Josef...

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apepper 17.09.11 11:42am
apepper
McGuinness to offer Gaddafi job swap

In an honest acknowledgement of his dubious past, Sinn Fein President and new Irish Premier elect Martin McGuiness suggested a ground breaking new political move today that if successful would...

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Basil_B 17.09.11 11:28am
Basil_B
New board announced for Campanology society, we're ringing in the changes 0
simonjmr 17.09.11 6:03am
simonjmr
HP To Launch New Tablet PC "The Facepalm" 0
Textbook 17.09.11 12:28am
Textbook
Clegg to highlight 'achievements'. LibDem Conference cut from 4 days to 1 0
Pagantroll 16.09.11 11:57pm
Pagantroll
Samsung exits tablet market - "a bitter pill to swallow" 0
Pagantroll 16.09.11 11:50pm
Pagantroll
Ian Paisley "in the frame" for next Pope. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 16.09.11 8:36pm
Al OPecia
Vandals chop down trees in Regent's Park. Police stumped.

Arborcide squad assigned to case...

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wwwiz 16.09.11 7:29pm
wwwiz
Stan Collymore and Chris Brown to go head to head on 'Celebrity Red or Black'

more to follow...

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jeremychumfatty 16.09.11 7:00pm
jeremychumfatty
Dark matter theory wrong, so say Dark minds 0
brownpaperreporter 16.09.11 6:55pm
brownpaperreporter
Origami club folds. 5
spoole2112 16.09.11 6:37pm
rikkor
NHS 'just a big placebo' admits Minster for Health

In an extraordinary and unprecedented speech to the house of commons today the Minster for health, Andrew Lansley, has admitted that since the start of his administration the NHS has been run as a...

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Screenie 16.09.11 6:27pm
rikkor
Vatican in Talks to Produce "The Pope Factor" in Order to Name the Next Pope.

More To Come!...

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LouCipher 16.09.11 6:21pm
LouCipher
McGuinness 'to go for president'. Grenade expected to be weapon of choice. 2
Pagantroll 16.09.11 5:29pm
dvo4fun
McGuiness expects 'cross' border discussions with himself if elected in ROI.

More later...

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dvo4fun 16.09.11 5:25pm
dvo4fun
New Bear Grylls cookbook a huge hit with busy middle classes

Inaugural cookbook by popular public schoolboy survivalist, Bear Grylls, has shot to the top of the best sellers list. The book, containing classic Grylls recipe favourites like ‘Freshly Squeezed...

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Qoxiivi 16.09.11 5:22pm
writinginbsl
Pizza chain goes into liquidation, economists fear Dominoes effect 5
simonjmr 16.09.11 5:19pm
writinginbsl
Struggling petfood manufacturer calls in the retrievers 2
charlies_hat 16.09.11 5:18pm
writinginbsl
Man pisses disinfectant toilet block 360 degrees in single urination

Eric Sanders, 37, of Carshalton, was said to be cock-a-hoop yesterday after successfully propelling a disinfectant toilet block a full circuit round a urinal drainage hole in the course of a single...

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Des Custard 16.09.11 5:10pm
charlies_hat
Exodus of Poles prompts scaffolding firm collapse. 4
spoole2112 16.09.11 5:05pm
spoole2112
Objections to Polanski's Zurich Festival award "fucking minor" 0
Pagantroll 16.09.11 3:49pm
Pagantroll
For faster delivery, FedEX planes to fly with their doors open 0
Dumbnews 16.09.11 3:46pm
Dumbnews
Springboks furious about giraffes' high tackle 0
Pagantroll 16.09.11 3:05pm
Pagantroll