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Dumb American kids stupidly perform toe-curlingly bad show themselves 0
Oxbridge 4 years

When a troupe of professional actors pulled out of doing performance of The Wizard of Oz at Robert E. Lee High School in Vicksburg, Georgia, with only two weeks notice, the perky, can-do senior kids...

"How bad for the Earth can throwing away one bottle be?" wonders 20mn people 4
ThisIsNotADrill 4 years

LONDON, EDINBURGH, & CARDIFF - When wishing to dispose of the clear, plastic container, while failing to spot a local recycling station, an estimated 20 million women, men, and children in...

Government launches Highway Code for mums with buggies 0
Scroat 4 years
Elephant Man's lost family portrait discovered. 3
MADJEZ 4 years

Elephant Man John Merrick seen here with his parents. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41472000/jpg/_41472380_1.jpg...

John Major's desperation revealed in 1996 plot to turn Thatcher into Dalek 2
SingingHinny 4 years

A document released under the Freedom of Information Act has revealed how a plan to turn Margaret Thatcher and several other senior conservative into Daleks was shelved after Tory cabinet ministers...

Tory MP who doscovers Brazilian wife is a $100 a time prostitute 0
arrghgarry 4 years

trys to strike up a deal with Wayne Rooney ...

Age Concerned deplores Wayne Rooney’s night with Hooker. 2
Harry Liddon 4 years

The England footballer was slammed today by Age Concerned for his £1,000 a night romps with 21 year old gorgeous call girl Jennifer Thompson., ‘We were proud of Wayne,’ said Margaret Oddy,...

British man in love triangle killed with set square and dividers, 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Hard Times For Python Team, As They Take "End To ETA Violence" Announcement Gig 0
mugwump 4 years
Balls message of hope to stammerers 0
The i-moderator 4 years

Oh look, a r r r r r r readymade. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100904/thl-balls-message-of-hope-to-stammerers-d831572.html Balls message of hope to stammerers Yesterday, 03:05 pm, Press Assoc....

Articles in Daily Mail to be replaced with photos of angry people shaking fists 0
Boarfunkel 4 years
Tony Blair To Continue Book Tour in Armoured Car. 2
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The British Taxpayer already paying millions a year for security for Tony Blair is now to pay for a Mastiff Armoured Car so that he may continue his book tour. 'Unfortunately he has a double whammey...

Some Stuff Happens As Wave of Vagueness Spreads... You Know, And All 5
RockIsNotNoise 4 years

Some random things happened today as some thing called ambiguity spreads in someplace. News teams tried to get the story but due to trivial directions from SatNavs, lost thier way. John Dixon, 24,...

поездка heavily discounted on remainder tables in Moscow. More soon 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

from our Foreign correspondents on the trail of the world-wide fortunes of The Journey...

Tony Blair pelted with choux and organic eggs by middle class protesters. 9
MADJEZ 4 years
Ma Cherie Amour - A Novel by Antonia Cartland-Blair 9
Doctor Moptop 4 years

The story so far: [i]In the middle of the night, our hero Antonio has fled from the malevolent grip of the brooding Baron Brown. After several hours of wandering around Islington, he espies a lit...

The Lesson for Sunday August 5 is>>>> 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

[url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309206/Top-secret-security-info-Popes-visit-left-pub.html#]Luke 17:4[/url]..Nothing is hidden that will not be disclosed...

Ice age "poses no further risk" to dinosaurs, claims BP 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Rooney highlights the problem of football players not knowing the value of 0
arrghgarry 4 years

money when paying 1200 pounds for something that usually costs 10pounds...

Labour leadership debate watched by six figures... literally. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

No more soon...

ET declares ceasefire. Phones home to negotiate. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Shoe thrower angry Blair's memoir was not available on the Kindle 3
Dumbnews 4 years
Gordon Brown's memoires rumoured to fetch 7-figure advance. 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

More soon, notably on disclosed correspondence, pillowtalk and the Final Moments prior to exit. Working title for the film rights: [i]My Way and the Highway[/i]...

Blinkered Cameron to be Ridden by Coulson 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

In News of the World Stakes at Ascot...

US Space Mirror Reorientated 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

To throw a light on the News of the World...

New Facebook Movie to Include Scenes of People Typing Inane Crap in Statuses 1
RockIsNotNoise 4 years
Inland Revenue announces cost-cutting deal on overpaid/underpaid taxes. 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

NEWSBISCUIT has learned from private sources that, taken aback by public outrage at the department's incompetence, HMRC is preparing to announce that it will not - after all - collect underpayments...

Special Branch name zombie as new lead in MI6 murder 1
Mrblacker 4 years

Detectives at Special Branch say after exhaustive investigations, they have identified a new lead in their inquiry into the bizarre murder of MI6 officer Gareth Williams. Mr Williams was found dead...

Bush breaks ground for a shoe dodging academy 1
Dumbnews 4 years
After showing her pussy ,106 year virgin Isa Blyth is devastated 0
arrghgarry 4 years

to find out that anal sex rules out her claim of being virginal .She could only say "well F&%k me "...