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World conker championship organisers blame cancellation on shoestring budget.

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spoole2112 07.10.11 11:29pm
spoole2112
Cuts Latest : BBC to repeat 2008 Olympics in 2012 3
medici2471 07.10.11 10:00pm
medici2471
Red carded Roonie "will be kicking himself" predicts dad. 4
Boutros 07.10.11 9:11pm
Sinnick
Fans celebrate Euro 2012 qualification with impromptu shindig 0
07.10.11 9:10pm
Rooney Snr wins bet on Rooney Jnr being sent off in 71st minute 2
Sinnick 07.10.11 9:01pm
Midfield Diamond
Sighting of Nessie in Thames, was not David Walliams

A rare Loch Ness monster sibling has been sighted in the River Thames deep into London for the first time last week. Although normally associated with the Loch in Scotland, this is the first time the...

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witless 07.10.11 7:22pm
dvo4fun
Jobs' mourning suits now available in white.

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Boutros 07.10.11 6:57pm
Boutros
Cyber-Shocker: Steve Jobs Dies Just Like Everyone Else

Steve Jobs will always be remembered for the billions of dollars he donated to alleviate human suffering worldwide. Sorry, wait. That was someone else. Steve Jobs will always be remembered for...

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rikkor 07.10.11 6:20pm
rikkor
GOOD SAMARITAN SOMEHOW STILL MASSIVE ARSEHOLE

Despite heroically diving in front of a lorry to save an old lady from being run over, Good samaritan and local charity worker Dave Hitchens was somehow, still an arsehole, it emerged last night. ...

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Peter749400 07.10.11 5:23pm
dvo4fun
Small herd of cattle & 5-barred gate left at Cow & Gate offices after CEO dies 2
dvo4fun 07.10.11 5:22pm
Manchester local derby match results latest: Householders 3, Burglars 0

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dvo4fun 07.10.11 5:20pm
dvo4fun
Barclays Avoids Moody Blues

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medici2471 07.10.11 5:00pm
medici2471
Locksmith called into court for latch fixing 0
charlies_hat 07.10.11 4:14pm
charlies_hat
Moody downgraded to 'a little sulky'

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spoole2112 07.10.11 3:56pm
spoole2112
Forsyth accused of thatch fixing

Strictly Comb Dancing star Bru...

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spoole2112 07.10.11 3:36pm
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New Bond film title to be 'Oh it's him again, what was wrong with Brosnan' 3
MADJEZ 07.10.11 2:49pm
dvo4fun
Steve Jobs's brother bitter at "unearned" tributes to internet entrepreneur

Speaking to our reporter, Mr Jobs, a janitor, said. "He wasn't so special, just that he was the favorite of my parents. I could have achieved just as much if I had his opportunities and given a...

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Tom55 07.10.11 2:20pm
Tom55
Jo Malone launches 'Candles for men'

Advertising feature Flickering, aromatic candles are truly something to savour. They wreathe a room with wonderful scents and decorate it with dancing light. Now men - married, single or permanently...

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Zadok the second 07.10.11 2:02pm
Zadok the second
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vertical 07.10.11 1:52pm
vertical
Pakistani cricketers receive Nobble Prize for Match Fixing 2
brownpaperreporter 07.10.11 1:30pm
brownpaperreporter
Calls for banning of 'A weekend at Bernie's' after Denver 'copycats'

It has been revealed today that two men from Denver who drove around with their friend's dead corpse in the back of the car, using cash withdrawn from the dead man's account for a spending spree had...

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Screenie 07.10.11 1:19pm
Screenie
Whale suspected in Krill mass murder 0
vertical 07.10.11 1:03pm
vertical
Chopper firm wields axe 0
Midfield Diamond 07.10.11 12:50pm
Midfield Diamond
Father's arrest reveals where Wayne Rooney got his good looks from.

No paternity test needed anytime soon...

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MADJEZ 07.10.11 12:32pm
MADJEZ
Men bemoan rampant sexism after some birds win a prize for having 'Nobel' 0
SpankyMonkey 07.10.11 12:10pm
SpankyMonkey
London 2012 plans in disarray as Lord Coe arrested for looking a bit Araby 0
simonjmr 07.10.11 12:03pm
simonjmr
Lost Weekend

I exited the lift at the penthouse level of a very obscure high-rise in London Docklands. At the end of the corridor was a door - ajar- and a familiar voice from within: "Is that you? I'm in the...

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Drylaw 07.10.11 12:02pm
Drylaw
Cut backs in the Navy mean the Acient Mariner can now only stop "one of two" 0
Ian Searle 07.10.11 11:35am
Ian Searle
Illegal gamblers arrested for secretly playing cricket 0
RJWinter 07.10.11 11:27am
RJWinter
Independent celebrates 25 years of obscurity.

It's a newspaper, apparently...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 07.10.11 11:23am
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