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‘ UK cartoon characters face life on benefits’ claims Clifton 1
Gerontius 4 years

Claims made by several leading cartoon characters that they are gradually being replaced at the BBC with less experienced actors from Eastern Europe have been dismissed by Kay Benbow, the current...

Gaddafi admits he cheated in science exam on the periodic table... 0
dominic_mcg 4 years

by wearing it on his uniform. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/11/article-1192117-054A6486000005DC-596_634x743.jpg...

Heavy traffic on M1 delays start of convention of high-speed rail opponents 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Rolls Royce admits only super-rich could afford electricity for its electric car 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
BBC vigorously denies ‘Eastenders’ uses real actors 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
New training regime for Fernando Torres: traffic cones, cow’s arse, banjo... 0
Doylem 4 years
Big Society Plan Revealed. 0
arthurminnit 4 years

In a shock revelation leaked from Downing Street this morning, David Camerons plans for the "Big Society", his much vaunted scheme to get Britain moving again without the unwieldy bureaucracy that...

Inept criminal supported by ‘Witless Protection Scheme’... 2
Doylem 4 years
Lab mouse with ear grown on his back now forgotten and in his twilight years 0
4 years

finds difficulty in keeping his glasses on...

Sun-tanned physicist discovers dark matter 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Crewe residents congregate in square to demand an end to democracy... 2
Doylem 4 years

Bob Andrews spoke for the majority of Crewe residents who, brandishing pitchforks and flaming torches, were massing in the town square. “Voting isn’t all it’s cracked up to be”, said Bob....

RE test for Primary School children to include non-religions 0
Sinnick 4 years
Berkshire children to undergo revised test on Reading 0
Sinnick 4 years
Medical accountant baffled why no responds to his invoices for Viagra 0
Dumbnews 4 years
“Embrace fanaticism”, church-goers urged. “Death to the unbelievers”... 0
Doylem 4 years

“There’s a lot that the Church of England can learn from other religions”, said Rowan Williams, choosing his words with care. “Not about their actual beliefs - they’re bollocks, obviously -...

Bahrain demonstrators adamant it's a roundabout 0
greg various 4 years

"No, it's a bloody square," insist police...

ConDem Cabinet consists of "Made-up Politicians". More soon. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Meaningless concepts to feature in primary school tests... 0
Doylem 4 years

To gauge children’s reading skills, nonsense words are to be included in tests for six-year-olds. Brian Shuttleworth, a spokesman for the Department of Education, hailed this new initiative....

Crisis in East as demonstrations spread to third Norfolk village 1
Des Custard 4 years

After the mass protests of recent weeks which successfully liberated the villages of Acle and Reepham from the tyrannical rule of Norfolk Young Farmers, East Anglia’s media were on tenterhooks...

Protests against Norfolk Young Farmers spread to a third village 6
Des Custard 4 years

After the collapse of long-standing branches of Norfolk Young Farmers in Acle and Reepham in recent weeks, East Anglia’s media were on tenterhooks yesterday as the occupation of Attleborough’s...

Sponge Bob criticized for being too self-absorbed 9
Dumbnews 4 years
Ann Summers to provide product placement for new series of Upstairs Downstairs 2
Darkbill 2.0 4 years

The BBC confirmed today that retailer Ann Summers will participate in product placement for the revival of classic drama Upstairs Downstairs. Anne Summers founder and MD Jacqueline Gold says the new...

Tobacco industry concerned smoking no longer "cool" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Coalition rift after Clegg "baggsed top bunk" 0
4 years
No recycled Egyptian jokes, orders Bahrain 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Following success of FCUK, Coconut fashion to launch CNUT brand 1
beau-jolly 4 years
Maths test for six-year-olds to include non-numbers 9
beau-jolly 4 years

Made-up numbers such as "thist" or "twevty" are to be included in the government's planned new maths test for six-year-olds in England., The idea has drawn criticism from numeracy experts who say...

Earthcare space laser to be self-funding by 2016 0
beau-jolly 4 years

To offset the 30% rise in costs of Europe’s Earthcare laser satellite new commercial uses are being considered. Dr Volker Liebig (real name - honest!), Esa's director of Earth observation says...

Middle Eastern Policy based largely on Bentine's works 1973 - 1980 0
4 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqXiqiC5dS8...

Local councils to include non-jobs 0
beau-jolly 4 years

oh, hang on...