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Art experts discover violent overtone with Da Vinci's Mona Lisa. 7
Basil_B 4 years

Whilst studying the famous portrait, experts were surprised to see it suddenley come to life to angrily shout out ' what are you looking at you slag's'. Late news has just confirmed that the famous...

Man claiming benefits was working at Experian 0
roybland 4 years
Coastguard ends search for Isle of Wight - believed lost at sea 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Michael Sheen to play himself in new biopic 11
jp1885 4 years
Sarah Ferguson drops clanger "Since when has York had a f*cking Cathedral?" 2
Sharpehunter 4 years

"All these years I thought it was strictly for the bedroom?" "I always thought that poncy Archbishop in his dress was a dirty old so and so, especially when he used to hum that tune for 'up the bum,... proves that westerners will never understand them.. 5
Sharpehunter 4 years

They don't even understand themselves claim top psychologists! 5noopy, a 31 year old single guy up for grabs on claims that he is mis-understood. Is it any wonder with a profile...

Confusion rains as new floods break out in Pakistan.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

A Cleric has been blamed for a tidal wave of crime in Pakistan the Worlds 3rd largest audience of the Bill. He apparently began annoucing it was time to Ramadan and due to the crap quality of...

EMI re-release classic 20th Century african-american slave song 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

In a collaboration with Ram Jam (original recording artists) and the Al-Quaeda Orchestra a new and updated version of the classic song 'Black Betty' is to be released to mark the start of Ramadan...

Economists warn of deflation as man in Slough haggles 10p off 9p tin of beans. 1
Basil_B 4 years
Lanky Streak of P*ss can shove his ring where the sun don't shine.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Following allegations by Peter Crouch's prospective wife of infidelity with a teenage hooker, Peter Crouch is unable to get back in the house as she changed the locks. Harry Redknapp has dropped...

Naomi Campbbell denies handling Charles taylor`s stones but did 0
arrghgarry 4 years

inspect his shaft ...

Another recession is feared even though the old one hasn't finished yet. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Wife files for divorce from incontinent husband. 'Given to outbursts.' 1
pinxit 4 years
British Muslims welcome news that UK banks 'now backing prophet' 0
dicky37 4 years

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Porn star found buried under patio. 'He's hardcore' say police 0
pinxit 4 years
Fraud crackdown to be piloted at Palace of Westminster 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
flossie mcjava 4 years

The government has had to apologise today after one minister likened the cut in funding for domestic violence charities as a 'slap in the face'. No-one was available to comment but the minister in...

War torn British forces amputees seeking compensation told their on dodgy ground 16
BlackAndroid 4 years

hope this isnt to tasteless, I respect the British Forces...

Under constant pressure from you know who ,The scottish Leader has named and 0
arrghgarry 4 years

shamed the three Doctors ,Ali Akbar ,Yuus bin Had and Mustapha Million ,they could not be contacted as they are still on their Hols in Tripoli...

Disgruntled Viagra user sues Pfizer: 'It won't stand up in court' 5
pinxit 4 years

© Sidney James 1977...

Teenager agrees to come out: ‘OK, so I’m not a cool dude.' 6
roybland 4 years

After many months of denial, sixteen-year-old Percy Smith has finally faced up to the painful truth that he just isn’t cool. ‘OK, so I’m not a cool dude,’ he says, adding, ‘as I think a...

Large waist size linked to 'higher risk of death' reveals US study.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

According to a newly published study ( in the US have proved that the larger your waist size the higher the risk of death. This of course has put...

Young fear cycle of joblessnes, and the skateboard of despair. 3
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Cameron attack on ‘wisteria’ cheats 0
roybland 4 years

David Cameron will today declare war on ‘wisteria’ cheats and pledge to crack down on the billions lost every year to fraud. The Prime Minister cites the example of a highly paid man who claimed...

Short-tongued man shouts at waitress "I said muthtard not cuthtard, thilly cow" 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

and promptly gets a life ban from his local restaurant....

John Craven arrested for grooming lawn - 'The man's a countryphile' says witness 5
wallster 4 years
Short-tongued man with erectile problems sues soft drinks company A G Barr.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Barry Clarke of Northampton began his legal suit against UK soft drinks giant AG Barr today. He has sued them over the mis-leading name given to the their popular fruity drink Tizer which he says has...

South Pacific Tsunami explained as actually being bathers flatulence.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Scientists in Vanuatu have calmed the nerves of local people, a study of the 22cm wave and its flotsam which caused a mass rush of people to higher ground has revealed that it was probably caused by...

People who don't take drugs the new underground sub culture 3
Dun Dunkin 4 years

They huddle in small groups as they sip tea and eat currant buns. Marginalised by society they have their own language, music and dress code. 'People think we are weird' said someone who wanted to...

BBC announcement of Tsunami causes a storm in a tea-cup.. 2
Sharpehunter 4 years

The BBC this morning are under fire again continuing the accusations of exaggerating the news and dramatising global events. Having this morning led with a headline regarding a giant earthquake...