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Recession news: sagging breast augmentation industry

appeals for government support. More soon...

John Ffitch-Rucker 22.11.11 9:47am
Judge rules it’s okay to swear at the ‘fucking pigs’

A Crown Court judge yesterday ruled that expletives directed at a police officer could not be considered offensive ‘because the rozzers are all fucking scum’. ‘I do not believe that it is a...

Long Distance Clara 22.11.11 9:21am
Long Distance Clara
Man unable to sue airline over ruined luggage - doesn't have strong enough case 4
Smart Alex 22.11.11 9:12am
Upset as Real Madrid beat Barcelona into third place in Spanish election 0
Duncan Biscuit 22.11.11 9:04am
Duncan Biscuit
Russell Grant refuses to say if his elimination from ‘Strictly’ was a surprise 0
Duncan Biscuit 22.11.11 9:03am
Duncan Biscuit
Red Cross organises emergency air lift of tents to Tahrir Square protestors 0
Duncan Biscuit 22.11.11 9:03am
Duncan Biscuit
Crazed ambassador cuts off diplomatic ties 0
Duncan Biscuit 22.11.11 9:01am
Duncan Biscuit
Amnesty says Egypt is corrupt and repressive but still great value for holidays 0
Duncan Biscuit 22.11.11 9:00am
Duncan Biscuit
Pigs foil lone wolf plot 2
iRonA 22.11.11 8:25am
Terry's All White selection is fastest selling Christmas chocolate box 0
kga6 22.11.11 7:12am
Victoria Beckham's interior designer redesigns her interior

In a move that has sent shock waves through celebrity circles, style guru Victoria Beckham has taken interior design to a whole new level by having her own interior redesigned. Now living in Beverly...

Gong of Fur 22.11.11 1:21am
Jonathon Ross explains why he's changing his name to Rory Ramiro

It was a bold move that many industry insiders were calling ‘career suicide’. Now, in an exclusive interview, British TV presenter Jonathon Ross speaks out for the first time about his decision...

Flexicon 22.11.11 12:43am
Government to underwrite mortgages (on MPs second homes) 0
Smart Alex 22.11.11 12:30am
Smart Alex
Taliban leaders condemn "Daily Mail Law" : barbaric and inhuman

A coalition of Taliban Leaders announced today their opposition to the "barbaric and inhuman" regime of "Daily Mail Law" and said they would be campaigning against its adoption in parts of...

steve_l 22.11.11 12:22am
Headline writers vote to strike.

No more to follow...

reforse 21.11.11 11:50pm
Mail on Sunday denies phone hacking, insists all stories are entirely fabricated

More to follow...

reforse 21.11.11 11:46pm
Revolutionary new cleaner will kill 'other 0.1% of all known germs' 8
Perks 21.11.11 11:27pm
The All New Jeni B
Miliband surprised at low valuation of Ed Balls by Antiques Roadshow expert

Labour leader Ed Miliband expressed disappointment at the low valuation placed on his Ed Balls by the Antiques Roadshow but assured watching viewers that he wanted to sell him anyway. "He may not be...

21.11.11 11:02pm
Police force to fast track hard nosed detectives who don't play by the rules

The head of the UK police force announced drastic plans to fast track a special breed of unorthodox, heavy drinking, rule breaking detectives who have an uncanny knack of bringing scum bags to...

Shandy 21.11.11 10:41pm
‘Youngest’ expedition to South Pole abandoned after 3rd day without Twitter

Plucky 20 year-old Belinda Baron had to abandon her attempt to be recognised as the youngest person to reach the South Pole on skis, after becoming cut off from all social networks for nearly 72...

21.11.11 10:39pm
Couscous Rally in Cairo Causes Crowds to Swell Dangerously 1
Immunis 21.11.11 10:34pm
Ampersand awarded "most efficient" logogram accolade. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 21.11.11 10:30pm
Al OPecia
Couple describe their fairy-tale romance as 'Grimm' 1
Smart Alex 21.11.11 10:27pm
Man who lost his rag and his marbles tries metaphysical lost property office

or would do if he hadn't lost his bottle!...

Smart Alex 21.11.11 10:13pm
Smart Alex
Domestic Violence defendant acquitted by High Court Judge: "She was used to it"

No more soon...

dvo4fun 21.11.11 8:58pm
Domestos violence kills 99.9% of household 0
medici2471 21.11.11 8:53pm
Blah blah [insert] High Court Judge blah blah [insert] 'used to it'

no more soon[honest]...

dvo4fun 21.11.11 8:38pm
Children in Need to become 18 rated drama

The BBC have started filming a 6 part mini series version of the popular family drama ‘Children in Need’ with a view to international sales. ‘We’ve been doing Children in Need as one off...

Immunis 21.11.11 8:14pm
Men who wear low slung jeans to be rounded up and shot

Young men who wear their trousers fashionably low slung will be rounded up and shot in a new government crackdown on awfulness. "It's rare that people show such clear indications of being giant...

Shandy 21.11.11 7:55pm
High Court Judge's ruling "It's OK to assault Police as they're used to it"

more soon. no doubt...

dvo4fun 21.11.11 7:20pm