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Wikileaks forced to move off of Amazon servers after gift voucher expires. 0
bonjonelson 4 years

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Wikileaks to publish "Naughty List" on December 23rd 0
Andrew 4 years
Olympic Field Events Should be Brought More Up To Date. Discus. 11
De-scribe 4 years
North Korea to invade South "because of its boring shape". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

North Korea announced today that it would be invading South Korea because it found it "topographically uninteresting". A spokesman for the reigning "Dynasty of the High Loon" said today "we strongly...

“I will fight on”, says Audley Harrison... 2
Doylem 4 years

“Even though the only way I’ll get a bout, having been twatted by David Haye, is to stand in the ring and punch myself in the face. Who knows there may be an audience for [i]that[/i]”...

Adenine, Cytosine and Guanine are in my DNA, say Crick and Watson 0
ronseal 4 years

Customer service is not in your DNA, a pair of old scientists have claimed. Controversially, they argued that unpopular quantities, scuh as adenine, guanine and cytosine are in your DNA., Absolute...

TV reporters threaten strike action 0
Mr.3374 4 years

NUJ spokesperson explained the dispute., " For fuck's sake, surely everyone has seen snow before?, Why should our junior members be forced to stand out in the cold with a film crew just to show...

Fatality at Butter factory, man falls in churn 2
Rowly 4 years

He will be "spread to rest" this Friday, straight from the fridge,, His tearful widow, Marg, said "sunflowers only please, there will be a toast after"...

Wikileaks reveal concerns FIFA developing nuclear weapons 0
TerribleTim 4 years
'At The Crack of Dawn' - Lenny Henry's Moving New Autobiography, All This Week 2
De-scribe 4 years
Pompei suffers same fate as Jericho 0
Rowly 4 years

They should have made all those tourist march out of step...

Audley Harrison: “My life as a pacifist”... 0
Doylem 4 years

“I don’t feel there’s any conflict between being a boxer and being a pacifist. Fans could see that I didn’t want to hurt David Haye, and would rather take the punches myself. The one punch I...

Fears mount that Fleet Street's men bashing columnists are synchronising periods 6
ronseal 4 years

Britain's collective aggrievance of newspaper columnists could be synchronising thier menstrual cycles, according to intelligence reports. MORE SOON. HAVE TO GO SHOPPING FOR BIRTHDAY PRESENT...

Berlusconi chased beaver in Office 2
simonjmr 4 years

and nightclubs, parliament, the beach, on the plane, at the lido ....

First Bridge forced to close for fourth time in living memory. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
MP's fury as expense claims for snow clearance made non-admissible. 3
surdoux 4 years
Disgraced gyneacologist insists he was the victim of a smear campaign. 0
Phlegm 4 years
Portugal denies need for financial bail-out 0
MC One R 4 years

"We know we'll get enough income from the World Cup coming to us in 2018. Crap, shouldn't have said that out loud."...

England’s finest hour... and a half... 4
Doylem 4 years

“The fans of today are fickle, with such short memories. No-one remembers it now, but, amazingly, England won the World Cup back in 1966. We’re too modest to mention it any more, but we...

Pakistan dismisses Wikileak fears 0
DiY 4 years

we know where all the Uranium is. Well when we say all we mean most. Actually, most is not strictly true, we believe a good proportion of it may have slipped down the back of the sofa...

BBC Director general, Mark Thompson threatens to resign 0
DiY 4 years

if the BBC doesn't show The Great Escape & The sound of Music over the Christmas period...

Beckham has faith that Fifa members. 0
DiY 4 years

are a easy targets for the old plain brown envelope stuffed full of used readies...

Facebook servers lose will to live 3
Steve Wilson 4 years

Facebook have reported that their concerns about launching their service in the UK have been realised as a number of their servers seem to have lost the will to process information anymore. "We...

N.Korea unable to start WWIII until yesteryear have finished fighting WWII 0
Basil_B 4 years
You are never more than 20ft from Rent-a-Fag 6
Gerontius 4 years

Rent-a-Fag Academic left of centre liberals throughout the country were today celebrating the launch of a new catering agency which will allow them to invite gay and lesbian couples to their dinner...

Clegg miffed as Wikileaks reveals no leaks about him. 2
Nick McCarr 4 years
Fifa delegates successfully re-bribed... 1
Doylem 4 years
Lee Harvey Oswald's coffin up for auction but 0
DiY 4 years

the whole story lacks body...

Austerity measures bite: Internet to be closed on Friday afternoons. 1
surdoux 4 years

In a shocking new proposal to save money, the Government has announced plans to close down the internet from 2pm on Friday afternoons. An unnamed spokesman said 'It is a well known fact that the...

Teetotal party-goers appoint ‘designated drinker’... 0
Doylem 4 years