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Alzheimers fear over Newsbiscuit Forum duplications 0
hero2zero 4 years
Ocean Finance to sponsor Manchester United’s new shirts. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

They will be worn ‘off the back’...

Hank Marvin to lead new Shadow Cabient. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Scientists warn newly discovered IJW virus 'even worse' than HIV. More soon. 0
therustler 4 years
Because of new coalitilon family allowance rules many 0
arrghgarry 4 years

large families will be hit by the axe ,especially in the Asian communities...

Miliband disappointed with the choices for his new cabinet 0
Basil_B 4 years

Ed unhappy that messr's Lenin, Stalin, Marx, and Trotsky are apparently not available for office...

Ed Miliband announces prospective new cabinet - it's coming from Ikea 0
Ian Searle 4 years

The Front bench will come from B&Q...

Are UK swimmers only going through the motions at Commonwealth Games? 5
Redundantpublicservant 4 years

No place tasteful to go with this one...

Seamus O'Reilly puzzled why very posh people keep mentioning his name. 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Merchant Bank that threatened to leave UK 'just went round corner and waited' 0
Chip Paper 4 years

A bank that had insisted it would quit the country over reforms to the financial sector, was found this afternoon, safe and well outside Canon Street Tube Station. Passer-by, Sarah Evans, noticed...

Love can move mountains - subject to a stringent H&S assessment - 2 40
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
New Delhi chief minister Sheila Dikshit fails to see the funny side of her name. 0
Basil_B 4 years

'What's so funny about Sheila' commented the bemused minister...

Black Pearl circling sinking tanker. 0
allmyownstunts 4 years
Blair “Stunned” After Failing To Be Awarded The Nobel Peace Prize 0
Deimos 4 years

Today Tony Blair is said to be quite stunned after failing to secure the Nobel Peace Prize. Many had expected him to receive the award in recognition of the all wars he had started around the world....

Government cuts to reduce the number of permissable universes 0
simonjmr 4 years

The Coalition Government today has outlined that the review of publice finances will mean that there will have to be a reduction in the estimated number of univeres in existence. "Recently, Dr...

Taliban claims responsibility for ram-raiding Channel fuel tanker 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
ME blood ban ‘academic’ as sufferers can't be bothered to give blood anyway 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Captain Jack Sparrow banned from schools after failing CRB check 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Yesterday to be renamed Nazi Channel 0
roybland 4 years
Gok Wan attacks Afghan insurgents 0
therustler 4 years

In a surprising development Gok Wan has today delivered a blistering attack on the Afghan insurgents, calling them ‘massively schlumpy’. “As if our poor boys don’t have it hard enough,” he...

Language breakthough spells the end to office secrets 0
TerribleTim 4 years

An advanced linguistics research scientist from the University of Greater Humberside claims to have decoded an ancient language that has long mystified the male population. The origins of the...

Lovey-dovey couple finally hang up after three years 0
Zadok the second 4 years

Josh Lewin and Samantha Froggatt, both aged 19, have finally hung up the telephone after taking three years to finish their conversation. The pair began talking on March 13 2007, when their...

More Problems For Cameron 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

His wysteria's made a come back...

Cooper rejects offer of chancellor post to continue making barrels. More soon. 0
therustler 4 years
Tory Cabinet Minister Quits 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

in order to take advantage of the upcoming cuts, by setting up a nationwide chain of jumble sales...

Bounty hunters agree to look for other sorts of confectionary. 0
Zadok the second 4 years
Cameron's Bike Gone Missing 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Police are on the look-out for PM Cameron's 'green' bike, which hasn't been seen since the election. Also, gone missing are a number of nicey-nicey policies. However, the police suspect that these...

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IABP 4 years
Retrospective abortions proposed for those on benefits 0
hero2zero 4 years

A plan to allow retrospective abortions in order to reduce family size amongst those on benefits is being considered by the coalition, offspring would be eligible to be aborted up to the age of...

Cameron insists that the latest Tory Alumni conference was not held in Hungary.. 0
moonbeam 4 years

but was the subject of a leak somewhere in the universe under the banner of "A New Hope"...