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Scottish engineer at CERN to be questioned over change to the Law of Physics

Kirk's faith in him justified...

Erlang 23.09.11 1:16pm
Light from low energy bulbs moves slower than conventional bulbs

Scientists have revealed that the light from the European imposed low energy bulbs moves [i]way [/i]slower than the traditional, British invented, filament lights. For years people have complained...

apepper 23.09.11 1:11pm
Al OPecia
Commercial pilots say they've been playing exciting games with clouds for years

Can't see what all the fuss is about...

Ian Searle 23.09.11 12:04pm
Ian Searle
Physicists baffled as 1000s of Lib Dem supporters desert party faster than light

No more soon...

Skylarking 23.09.11 12:03pm
Abbas pushing for UN to back Palestine - with release of Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

(A State After Midnight)...

Ian Searle 23.09.11 12:01pm
Ian Searle
Cern scientists astounded at discovery of Dr Brian Cox 0
simonjmr 23.09.11 11:36am
BBC memo reveals that Jonathan Ross should never interview Lucy Worsley 0
simonjmr 23.09.11 11:34am
RAC 'outrage' as their credit rating is lowered to AA 0
pinxit 23.09.11 11:28am
Rag and Bone men brought in to track falling satellite. 0
simonjmr 23.09.11 11:28am
UK Economy to be saved by 15 foot, North/South dividing wall

David Cameron, Nick clegg and George Osbourne have announced their last ditch effort to save the British economy will be to build a 15 foot North/South dividing wall. The plan will be to create to...

Perks 23.09.11 11:11am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Satellite by Dave Matthews Band reenters charts at 240mph

But nobody knows where...

Screenie 23.09.11 9:57am
Religious Scottish prop forward refuses to lose on a Sunday 0
23.09.11 9:50am
Owen Hargreaves accused of 'knee-jerk reaction' 0
23.09.11 9:48am
Speeding neutrinos fined for breaking laws of relativity. 0
bonjonelson 23.09.11 9:19am
Man mauled after asking for a lie in on his day off

Grumble, grumble...

Psycadelic Squirrel 23.09.11 9:03am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Wall's Ice Cream sues Wall's Sausages to stop sale of 'lolliporks'

The competitive world of chilled treats entered a bitter legal dispute this week, following Wall's sausages launch of the frozen 'lollipork'. Wall's ice cream claims that the tubular,...

23.09.11 8:51am

After all night talks in Munich, European leaders have agreed on a plan to restore confidence in the European finance institutions. The 4 point plan is as follows: 1. Germany will invade Poland,...

DEINIOLENMAN 23.09.11 8:40am
Nervous markets rally slightly after visit to behavourial psychologist 0
Chip Paper 23.09.11 8:23am
Chip Paper
Dwain Chambers named as Olympic Village Idiot 2012 0
Perks 23.09.11 8:19am
'woman was victim of terrormisu' says expert in sponge finger prints 0
Runestone Cowboy 23.09.11 7:57am
Runestone Cowboy
NASA confirms satellite to crash "sometime in the future, somewhere". More soon 0
Al OPecia 23.09.11 7:52am
Al OPecia
Shares stabilise on the "What the Fuck?" Index. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 23.09.11 7:46am
Al OPecia
Interest in 2012 dressage medals 'fixed' 0
Runestone Cowboy 23.09.11 7:33am
Runestone Cowboy
Tesco car park attendant to offer 3 parking tickets for the price of two 0
ronseal 23.09.11 7:27am
Tesco CEO to reassure shareholders "We're not REALLY cutting our profits" 0
ronseal 23.09.11 7:25am
PM backs Troy Davis at UN

David Cameron has told the UN that Troy Davis has "a right to a viable state", but that this peace will only come when he agrees to "sit down and talk" with the prison authorities as ”equal...

Gary Baldy 23.09.11 7:24am
Gary Baldy
Two girls from Sidcup surprise hit on YouTube 0
Runestone Cowboy 23.09.11 7:13am
Runestone Cowboy
Niqab wearing frog was actually prince 0
RJWinter 23.09.11 7:00am
French niqab wearers shown no merci 4
beau-jolly 23.09.11 6:47am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Shocking Trophy Wife Taxidermy Fad 1
rikkor 23.09.11 6:45am
John Ffitch-Rucker