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Tory party chairman asks FSA to return list of party donors 0
Rorschach 3 years
UK to Register in Gilbert & Sullivan Islands for Tax Purposes 0
afternoonslow 3 years

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne today outlined plans to transfer the National Debt to an off-shore subsidiary and Re-Brand Great Britain as Great Britain (Gilbert & Sullivan Islands)...

Paedo Clegg accepts bribe to repeal libel laws 0
Des Custard 3 years
Labour call for election rerun as spoilt ballots were not read out in 4 seats 0
Mark66 3 years
Jordan to start in film adaptation of French novel 'Bon Calot'. More soon. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Ed shows clean pair of balls in race for Labour leadership 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Nick Clegg: ’The joke has gone too far. It’s horrid, and I’m frightened.’ 0
The last Artisan 3 years

Deputy PM Nick Clegg has told insiders he regrets getting involved in ’all this politics stuff’. An aide has confirmed the Deputy Prime Minister wishes he could just go back to a normal life....

Brown to take a gap year after election defeat. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Outside the Commons today ex premier Gordon Brown announced to a gathered pack of journalists that he was ' going on a journey of spiritual healing to detox my mind and body of the stress and strain...

Thai Green Shirts just as hot as Red Shirts but with a slightly sweeter flavour. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
United Nations stockpile IKEA's furry snakes for latest UN Draught Resolution 0
gjp 3 years

more soon....

John Terry's dad attacks 'wimp' of a son 3
Mrblacker 3 years

Edward Terry, the drug-dealing dad of Chelsea and England footballer John Terry, has launched a stinging attack against his son from his prison cell. Terry snr, who admitted supplying cocaine from...

Detained militant in Iraq details World Cup plot to have a blast at the event 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Tapeworms are obsolete says NHS. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Thai protesters take on army with crude weapons taken from red light district 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Fatal aircrashes less deadly than they seem, say experts. 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Beef skirt winner on the catwalk in Paris show 8
PluckyMunky 3 years
DFS targets up-market clientele, plans 'everything full price' TV advert 0
QorbeQ 3 years

More soon. ['My been-done-before sense is tingling,' said Peter Parker]...

Risk of major ash-related catastrophe ‘not that likely’, say airline chiefs 3
Gary Stanton 3 years

A good number of aeroplanes are probably fine with huge amounts of ash clogging up their engines, airline chiefs said today . As henpecked safety officials and worried passengers were ‘preparing...

New 'insant' weight loss procedure 'not sick or twisted' says abattoir owner 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Queen faces extra restrictions after DJ 'death' gaffe 0
Mrblacker 3 years

The Queen is facing tighter broadcasting regulations after mistakenly saying a radio DJ had died during her weekly Buckingham Palace podcast. Her Majesty, who broadcasts under the name of Lizzie...

Womens' breasts still hilariously funny 1
Oxbridge 3 years
Left wing satirists still desperate for a decent gag op about new coalition 3
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

After Gordon Brown wasted trillions of pounds tax payer's money, sent hundreds of workng class soldiers to needless deaths and robbed millions of pounds a year from pension funds, left wing satirists...

Boredom cited as cause of anti-social behaviour by Daily Mail readers 0
roybland 3 years

An increase in anti-social behaviour by readers of the Daily Mail is due to boredom following the defeat of Labour say psychologists. 'You can't blame them,' says Dr Josephine Phillips. 'With Gordon...

Internet broken in two after Leeds man types Google into Google. 0
3 years

The online world has been shattered today when a man from Leeds made the foolish mistake of searching for Google in Google. Richard Hogarth, from Leeds, made the ultimately costly decision to search...

Shock result in "Over the Rainbow" when leading Dorothies form coalition role. 0
3 years

There was a shock at the BBC today when the two leading contenders for Andrew Lloyd Webber's televised talent search "Over the Rainbow" ended in a coalition between the two leading ladies. ...

England cricket team take on Icelandic volcano for the ashes. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Reconstructed face of Medieval knight obscured by 'bloody great helmet' 0
jp1885 3 years
'Terror Ringleader' wins appeal against deportation 0
Mr Glover Lover 3 years

Top hat, whip and red jacket deemed 'not that scary' by High Court Judge...

Inflation still inflating 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
RBS ex no longer in the City 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years