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Microsoft releases their answer to Web 2.0, Windows 3.1 1
Dumbnews 09.12.11 7:25pm
Local man gains street smarts by studying Google Street view 0
Dumbnews 09.12.11 7:23pm
Cameron: "Look Mum, all the others are out of step, 'cept me!" 0
dvo4fun 09.12.11 7:14pm
Soldier becomes commando following debriefing 9
Vertically Challenged Giant 09.12.11 7:13pm
Royal Wootton Bassett chosen to 'repatriate British powers'

Since the decision by the Ministry of Defence to close RAF Lynham, the town of Royal Wootton Bassett, made famous by the public show of respect for our fallen soldiers, has been very quiet. However,...

Perks 09.12.11 5:34pm
Cameron Run Out Of Europe....

Due to need for builders, not demolition experts...

Jesse Bigg 09.12.11 5:24pm
Jesse Bigg
PM complains about Dad's Army 'Pike' reference via his translator headphones.

"Stupid Boy" clearly heard on numerous occasions...

Bryan with a Y 09.12.11 5:17pm
Bryan with a Y
Panasonic unveils new Eurozone crisis-ready TV

Electronics giant Panasonic has entered the Christmas sales war by launching its most advanced television set yet featuring new Eurozone crisis-ready technology. The set features the biggest and...

The Paper Ostrich 09.12.11 4:53pm
Bee "dissatisfied" with one Nectar point after winning dance competition. 0
nickb 09.12.11 4:40pm
Cameron confused "vetoed" and "voted".... 0
nickb 09.12.11 4:38pm
Independent Police Complaints Commission to investigate spilt pint allegation

Solihull, West Midlands, Tuesday 6th December. The IPCC is investigating an allegation that an off-duty police officer negligently spilt a customer’s pint in The Shakespeare pub at around 2015...

brownpaperreporter 09.12.11 4:16pm
Cameron vetoes changes to Eurovision Song Contest

David Cameron has this morning thrown the whole of Europe into crisis by using the UKs veto to prevent changes to the Eurovision Song Contest. 'The proposals were not in the interests of the UK'...

ianslat 09.12.11 4:11pm
Lib-Dem Leader, Clegg-Iron, Complains .....

.Of a splitting headache...

Jesse Bigg 09.12.11 4:04pm
Jesse Bigg
One Direction pulls out so The Grinch turns on Knutsford's Christmas Lights 0
Ian Searle 09.12.11 3:54pm
Ian Searle
LHC team abandons quest for Homeopathic particle after Health and Safety scare

A massive surge of electricity brought Geneva to a halt yesterday as computers and trams crashed. The cause was an emergency shutdown at the nearby Large Hadron Collider, where panicking scientists...

Gong of Fur 09.12.11 3:49pm
Des Custard
"Fog In Channel. Continent Isolated," Says Cameron

..The old jokes can still be the best...

Jesse Bigg 09.12.11 3:48pm
Jesse Bigg
"Fenton, Jesus Christ Fenton" heralds discovery of Higgs Boson particle 0
simonjmr 09.12.11 2:31pm
Scotland rebuilding after 8 hour Trampoline attack

After a series of up and downs, Scotland is aiming higher! Higher! Wheee...

gaijintendo 09.12.11 2:23pm
Over 50% of zoo animals "unemployed graduates in costume" 0
Drylaw 09.12.11 2:18pm
Investmentment bankers critised for betting against future happiness of own kids 0
thisisall1word 09.12.11 1:50pm
Exorcism of poison dwarf performed during filming of Noel's christmas Presence 0
Iamthestig 09.12.11 1:45pm
Prolonged Climate change talks criticised for burning the midnight oil 0
brownpaperreporter 09.12.11 1:39pm
They dont like it up em mr mainwarring.

I prime minister of great britain handed the german and french 4th riech a note to say that we the british government would not give in to there demands for greater financial & monatary union...

Q 09.12.11 12:56pm
Zadok the second
Microsoft to bring back the paperclip 0
theumpire 09.12.11 12:22pm
Police urge women suspecting intruder in house to run a bath and lie in it 0
Nick McCarr 09.12.11 11:58am
Nick McCarr
Racism and cheating explained to Dalglish after continued defence of Suarez

Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish has been having private tuition this week, in an attempt to get him to understand that racist comments and persistent cheating from one of his players are bad things....

Vertically Challenged Giant 09.12.11 11:40am
Croatia orders Farepak Christmas hamper 0
Runestone Cowboy 09.12.11 11:37am
Runestone Cowboy
'London taxi drivers have brains' shock claim by scientists

Griffin 09.12.11 10:42am
Ask Leo and Lucy: what’s the carbon footprint of a hand job?

[i]The dilemma:[/i] I love the planet, and want to save it for future generations. However, I also enjoy hand jobs from anonymous escorts. Are hand jobs ‘green’, or should I feel guilty about...

Runestone Cowboy 09.12.11 10:27am
'World is flat' declare X-Factor judges

[More soon]...

dicky37 09.12.11 10:24am