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Britain “a nation of shoplifters”, says Police Chief... 0
Doylem 4 years

Chief of Police, Robert Carver, justified his decision to go easy on shoplifters. “In these difficult times we don’t want to criminalise people who are just trying to look after their families,...

Bob Evans, hopeless alcoholic, tries to drink “within government guidelines”... 0
Doylem 4 years

“Despite being a hopeless alcoholic I try my best to stick to the government’s helpful guidelines. From a brief perusal, in the library, of the ‘Drinking and You’ website - not at all...

Musicologist study shows effects of listening to Muse no different to Placebo. 1
bonjonelson 4 years

[More soon]...

Russel Brand told masturbation comedy routine too 4
Trickster 4 years

close to the bone...

"When I was a lad, all this used to be industry" Yorkshiremen reminisce 0
simonjmr 4 years
Internet dating website revealed as hoax 0
4ty2 4 years

[url=]plenty of fish[/url] to get you hooked...

Dolphins report website to Trading Standards 1
bonjonelson 4 years

based on the original idea of Zadok II...

Man To Sue Former Employer After Being Fired For Liking Justin Bieber 3
Textbook 4 years
Fish turned away from plentyoffish dating website wins discrimination case. 8
Zadok the second 4 years
Frankie Boyle to host next year's Golden Globes 1
ronseal 4 years
New country code: take nothing but photographs, leave nothing but platitudes... 5
Doylem 4 years
Gay activists upset by tories ' they prefer Clegg over the cabinet' comment. 3
Basil_B 4 years
Gervais ,next year settles for hoisting Jordans golden globes after a piss . 0
melody 4 years
After Wossie lets the world know his daughter is gay ,best mate Russell Brand 0
melody 4 years

says he'd still tap it ...

Jacob's Crackers sales skyrocket thanks to Ritchie's Snatch 0
Trickster 4 years

Sales of Jacob's Crackers have rocketed since Guy Ritchie's gangster romcom Snatch, admits biscuit manufacturer. In the movie tough gangster Brick Top, played by Alan Ford, threatens to cut off...

Calls for Government action as cyclists' smugness hits 2 year high 2
ianslat 4 years

Road users are urging the Government to intervene in an attempt to bring down soaring cyclists' smugness, which reached a two year high earlier this week. 'It's becoming almost unbearable for some...

'I'm not really a completer-finisher type' Grim Reaper confesses to Piers Morgan 0
Skylarking 4 years


First sighting of great bustard near Westminster 0
tonyhill 4 years

Reports of a sighting of a great bustard in and around Westmister appear to be false. Lord Arher and Mandelson both said they were at home at the time. Michael Gove blames labour government for poor...

MC Escher Inspired Escalator Confounds Local Mall Patrons 3
BCP 4 years

A brand new escalator, apparently inspired by the drawings of famed graphic artist MC Escher, caused a stir at The Mall of Grand Rapids when revealed, yesterday. “I mean, what’s the @&%king...

Gladiator-style tournament to determine human rights impasse. 0
Zadok the second 4 years

Following the ruling that a couple who were turned away from a hotel because they appeared to be homosexual were directly discriminated against, the Equality and Human Rights Commission has found...

Biographer says "Van Gogh was ready to chuck his hand in". 0
DiY 4 years
Al Gore bows to fickle public taste with new film, ‘The Inconvenient Trousers’. 1
Doylem 4 years
China's Superior Rate Of Development May Be Due To Missing Out On Disco 0
Textbook 4 years

More soon....

Ricky Gervais denied his Boss at the Golden Globes Phillip Berk made him gag . 1
melody 4 years
Alex Reid says katie's son Harvey came between them , 0
melody 4 years

the horny litle goat.He did think of using some for IVF ,but on second thoughts they might end up with another footballer...

Lunar Cycle For Sale. Very bouncy. Buyer collects. 0
malgor 4 years
Bristol police say Jo Yeates probably knew her killer , 12
melody 4 years

even if only for a short while...

All-night sittings prompt peers to lodge third-home allowance claims 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Steve Jobs, Apple’s charismatic CEO, “approaching end of production cycle”... 1
Doylem 4 years
RAF: Trouble with new Handley Page Invisible Stealth Transport 0
arflaethel 4 years

The RAF in conspicuous difficulties getting crew safely aboard the the experimental Handley Page Invisible Stealth Transport...