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| Sepp Blatter 'astounded' at corruption allegations. Hopefully more soon. | 1 |  |
Griffin | 4 years |
| Government spokesman advises public to avoid travelling to North East England. | 0 | |
MC One R | 4 years |
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In other news, more snow on the way... |
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| 1985 Toyota Pickup is a pile of shit, claims controversial report by Rikkor | 1 | |
StoopyDeGunt | 4 years |
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Boston based intellectual research group Rikkor has released a damning condemnation of the 1985 Toyota Pickup. etc... |
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| FIFA executives now realise that South Korea is the best bid for the World Cup | 0 | |
MC One R | 4 years |
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"A lot of countries will be "based" in Korea by 2022 anyway. They may as well have a game of footie."... |
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| Jose Mourinho celebrates another tactical victory | 0 | |
MC One R | 4 years |
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"Those Barcelona losers are no match for The Chosen One. I just tell it like it is"... |
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| 20% of studies condradict each other, reveals new study | 3 | |
Golgo13 | 4 years |
| 80% of studies contradict each other, reveals new study | 3 | |
Dumbnews | 4 years |
| Sources say the 2011 LibDem conference is already a "sell out" | 0 | |
MC One R | 4 years |
| Wikileeks 'Tasteless' claims Welsh Farmer's Union | 0 | |
surdoux | 4 years |
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In a press release today, Taffy Jones, spokesman for the Welsh Farmer's Union said 'I don't know what all the fuss is about. Welsh leeks have been good enough for centuries, we don't need anything... |
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| Aung San Suu Kyi declares first priority wll be to get an iPhone | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 4 years |
| Russia's Panoromska Investigatich Alleges FIFA Officials 'Wise, Strong & Humble' | 0 | |
thisisall1word | 4 years |
| Kim Jong Ill to play leading role in Call of Duty 3 | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 4 years |
| Accountant rescued from beneath mountain of paperwork | 3 | |
malgor | 4 years |
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A tense rescue operation came to a happy conclusion in an office block in Slough Monday lunchtime, when Godfrey Collinsworth, 56, was pulled free from beneath the ‘biggest pile of paperwork you... |
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| Hillary Clinton describes him a nasty untrustworthy dangerous sneaky | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 4 years |
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person and Julian Assange is nearly as bad... |
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| After kabuki actor attacked in Tokyo police accuse him of overacting. | 2 | |
arrghgarry | 4 years |
| American fury at Wikileaks revelation that George W Bush asked ... | 4 | |
Bismarck | 4 years |
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if Batman could find Saddam... |
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| Farmers blame Badgers for bad weather, | 0 | |
Bismarck | 4 years |
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The National farmers union today issued a statement that nobody should be surprised at the bad weather and "they had told us so". They were of course referring to their earlier call to eradicate... |
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| Osborne's 'on track' recovery ruined by bad weather. | 0 | |
deskpilot3 | 4 years |
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Any excuse will do... |
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| Student Fees protesters warned to end sit-ins or they will be charged rent.... | 0 | |
deskpilot3 | 4 years |
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which can be added to their student loans... |
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| gaga publishes twitter suicide video on youtube | 1 | |
4ty2 | 4 years |
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kissing twitter goodbye until $1mio are raised for aids charity. pictures showing her looking like raw meat raise hopes that she turned herself inside out and succeeded. campaign started to donate... |
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| Wayne Rooney tells Joan Rivers he "dosen`t do funny". | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 4 years |
| Observational comedian goes to shops, nothing happens, murders satire | 4 | |
Midnight Dreary | 4 years |
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Observational comedian Ron Normal went for a walk to the shops yesterday - just like in real life, ha ha! On the way, he saw some some people driving their cars badly - just like they really do! He... |
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| Fifa changes name to "FeeFor". More soon, please. | 1 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 4 years |
| Wikileaks to publish all your texts slagging off your 'friends' | 10 | |
Psycadelic Squirrel | 4 years |
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'Britney's bum looks huge in that wedding dress- fat cow. lol'... |
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| Willie Nelson charged for not possessing cannabis. | 2 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 4 years |
| Scientists announce that gingham is the fabric of the space/time continuum | 2 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 4 years |
| Met Office explains science behind new ‘feels like’ temperature scale. | 1 | |
malgor | 4 years |
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With many parts of the UK facing sub-zero temperatures, weather presenters have come in for viewer-criticism over subjective measurements marring their forecasts. But phrases like ‘turn the... |
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| Ailing Poundland to Rebrand as "Spare Us the Price of a Cup of Tea Mister?"land | 0 | |
De-scribe | 4 years |
| Mixed Feelings in the Comedy World Over the Return of White Dog Shit | 0 | |
De-scribe | 4 years |
| Lembit Opik accused of mesmerising beautiful young women using magic ring | 3 | |
Fin Robertson | 4 years |
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“I’m a Celebrity” star Lembit Opik is facing accusations that he possesses a mystical ring of power, which he uses to influence naive but attractive young women. The ring, which said to be... |
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