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New wall promise in UKIP manifesto leak

In a leak from the latest manifesto by UKIP, plans are revealed to build a 12.429-kilometer (7723-mile) barrier of concrete and barbed wire, around the British Coastline, armed with watchtowers and...

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Dick Everyman 06.03.13 10:51am
Dick Everyman
Have you tried this at home?

.They said the pandas have been showing changes in behaviour and the signs from a brief accommodation swap on Tuesday were good. The male, Yang Guang, explored the female's den carefully, doing a...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 06.03.13 10:45am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Steve Reich in the Afternoon disappoints Radio 2 listeners

With his amusingly ceaseless banter and amazing “factoids”, Steve Reich has been wowing Radio 2 listeners since he made the jump from the good ship Radio One when lapels were wide enough to ...

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nickb 06.03.13 9:27am
nickb
Assad Accuses West Of Militarising Syrian Conflict By Providing Air Raid Shelter 0
Titus 06.03.13 9:08am
Titus
Hugo Chavez Wins "George Galloway Wind-Up Merchant" Lifetime Achievement Award 0
Titus 06.03.13 9:01am
Titus
Shops report record sales of bleach and washing powder in run-up to mother's day

The British Retail Consortium says it is "Delighted" with pre-mother's day record sales of household cleaning items such as bleach, washing-up liquid, washing powder and rubber gloves. Mark Saunders...

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antharrison 06.03.13 8:42am
Titus
Hugo Chavez Predicted To Win Forthcoming Venezuelian Election Even Though Dead

Alternative wording: "The Late Hugo Chavez Is Predicted To Win Venezuelian Presidential Election"...

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Titus 06.03.13 8:34am
Titus
Thorpe Park evacuated following water bomb threat 0
Dick Everyman 06.03.13 8:10am
Dick Everyman
Some huge Chavs have died in Venezuela. Not known if they are WKD related. 0
MADJEZ 06.03.13 1:56am
MADJEZ
Who Will be Pope? NewsBiscuit's Guide to the Contenders

As the College of Cardinals gathers in Rome to elect the successor to Pope Benedict XVI, speculation is rife about who will be the next man to steer the ship of the Catholic Church through troubled...

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Oxbridge 06.03.13 1:13am
TrueHater
Tourettes Convention ends in chaos after outbreak of pleasantries

The inaugural International Tourettes Convention in London came to a premature end when the lunch descended into chaos after an outbreak of pleasantries. Convention organiser Mike Cunt said it was...

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Yikes 05.03.13 11:46pm
Yikes
Correction: Kate promises to give child gift 'To her doorman' 0
antharrison 05.03.13 11:34pm
antharrison
UK's last fibreglass pants manufacturer accused of lagging behind.. 1
misterjingles 05.03.13 11:33pm
sigmund
AXL ROSE SLAMS JUSTIN BIEBER'S EARLY START TIME

Legendary rock frontman, Axl Rose, was reported to be furious yesterday after missing Justin Bieber's concert at the O2 due to the event kicking off at "a ridiculously early hour." "He is an...

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jamsieoconnor 05.03.13 10:48pm
Idiot
Chocolate Labrador voted Cadbury's most misleading confectionery item

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dicky37 05.03.13 10:43pm
dicky37
MPs confess they failed to leave NHS boss on trolley outside committee room

The Health Select Committee yesterday admitted it failed in its duty of care when it failed to leave NHS chief executive Sir David Nicholson bathed his own excrement for six hours on a trolly in the...

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roybland 05.03.13 10:41pm
roybland
Massive Hike in Top Bank Salaries Caused By New EU Bankers' Bonus Limit 0
Titus 05.03.13 10:36pm
Titus
South Staffs Hospital Trust Applies For Dignitas Franchise 0
Titus 05.03.13 10:32pm
Titus
‘Human methane’ used to preserve packets of value ham

[A re-write of a previous sub - possibly not the right subject matter for NB, but hey ho] It has come to light that the manufacturers of low-cost packets of ham have been using human-derived methane...

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Slante Dangle 05.03.13 10:19pm
Slante Dangle
Kate Middleton sends Queen a get well gift of Sudocrem and Pampers.. 0
misterjingles 05.03.13 10:08pm
misterjingles
Mystery of choirboy who admitted to 22 speeding offences in Popemobile 0
sydalg 05.03.13 9:50pm
sydalg
Ex-Pope to star in own bio-pic musical

Emeritus Pope Benedict XVI is to 'let his hair down' and 'realise a lifelong dream' by starring in an updated version of the classic British '40's film, 'The Red Shoes'. 'Now the 24/7 pressure of...

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pinxit 05.03.13 9:43pm
dvo4fun
"Weave a pile of problems" say Axminster 0
Iscariot 05.03.13 9:38pm
Iscariot
Ikea to try new business model and sell furniture in future 0
Squudge 05.03.13 9:25pm
Squudge
Ikea to recall all PloopyKuchen 0
Ian Searle 05.03.13 8:26pm
Ian Searle
Gardener finds one carrot diamond ring 1
medici2471 05.03.13 8:19pm
Squudge
Cameron to re-introduce 50% tax rate (for the poor)

In a major re-think on the taxation system the Prime Minister, David Cameron, announced today that the 50% tax rate was to be re-introduced by the government, but this time, for those earning less...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 05.03.13 7:56pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Justin Bieber was late due to complex negotiations about becoming next Pope 0
Ian Searle 05.03.13 7:42pm
Ian Searle
Robbie Fowler adds new depth to the term ‘cunt.' 0
sigmund 05.03.13 7:34pm
sigmund
Ryan Giggs set for 1000th Sexual Conquest

There has been widespread acclaim from across the football world as Ryan Giggs is tonight expected to claim his 1000th sexual partner as a Manchester United player. The veteran winger, who has been...

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TheNewsWalrus 05.03.13 5:57pm
Drylaw