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WWF Adopt a Jaguar scheme dropped after London family mauled 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years
‘I was always shit at geography’ admits Aborigine witch doctor 0
Gerontius 4 years

An Aborigine witch doctor hired by the Australian Cricket Federation to perform a rain dance over the SCG has admitted it looks as though he may have got it completely wrong., Although the Aborigine...

Water from Australian floods likely to make starting barbecues very difficult. 1
Ostsee 4 years
Zsa Zsa Gabor has part of leg above knee amputated 0
Gerontius 4 years

(resists temptation)...

Big Society "Adaopt-a-Grampa" scheme fizzles out in Bristol. 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Too many complications for Local Authority Assessment. More soon...

Actimel challenge to become an Olympic Sport in 2016 1
virtuallywill 4 years

Other drinking contests to follow...

Comics agree C-word quotas for 2011 2
Chip Paper 4 years

Comics have agreed to limit usage of the C-word in a further attempt to preserve its survival as the last remaining shocking curse. Experts have warned that unless its rampant over-use is curbed, the...

Pundits Predict, 'Not All Doom and Gloom' For Chelsea 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

'Might pick up a point from one of the bottom teams.'...

Plans for Lakeside shopping centre to be converted into a homeless shelter... 0
Jammydodgers 4 years

Have been drawn up by one London Council, after the VAT rise damages retail sales, and the impact of Housing benefit cuts begins to be felt...

Modern Etiquette? 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

'How does one address a Chelsea supporter these days?' 'Hello down there!'...

Newsbicuit Doubles Payrates. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Now even more competitive...

Multi Millionaire Ryan Giggs gives back ,with his fitness video @13.99 0
Malcum eggs 4 years
NI water engineers find where leaks are.... 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Severe weather and the festive break has led to a backlog of rubbish collection 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Misery of living in Northern Ireland: Then the water crisis 0
virtuallywill 4 years

praying for rain...

Giant fox killed in Maidstone... 3
victory V 4 years

police are searching for poetry loving, blue-haired rabbits...

'I was at Live Aid Concert' claims Hits 500 million 2
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The number of people claiming they were at Live Aid at Wembley has reached a benchmark of 500 million. This beats the 'I was at Woodstock' 40m figure. Live Aid organisers said 'If we had a pound for...

Despite Access to Internet Most People Still 'Thick as Two Short Planks'. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'Despite being able to have access to the greatest works by the greatest minds for free people still seem surprisingly thick', said a Professor. 'Which is disturbing'...

David Arquette checks into pre fab as breadwinner kicks him out 0
Malcum eggs 4 years
As Finances run low Paul Mckenna organizes another lottery draw special 0
Malcum eggs 4 years
Lavish 'Air From The Earth' book leaves shoppers fuming 1
Bravenewmalden 4 years

French photographer Yann Arthus-Betrand became a publishing sensation when his 'Earth From The Air' coffee-table book was launched in 2007. Featuring large scale aerial photographs of astonishing...

Physicist discovers infinite matter in empty tube of toothpaste 2
Dumbnews 4 years
Chris Evans still enthralls Radio 2 listeners, claims Guardian. 1
Griffin 4 years
Flu sufferers told 'Keep Away' 2
mr blue 4 years

Flu sufferers are being asked not to visit their doctor in order to not make the government’s inadequate preparations look inadequate., Norbert Wishfull, the spokesman for the Dept of Health said...

Chickens rescued from farm because they were "being treated like animals" 1
Dumbnews 4 years
DSTI (didn't see the incident) heads list of new, non partisan internet acronyms 2
ronseal 4 years

People who like to keep thier head down and not rock the boat are to be rewarded with a wealth of new, non-partisan internet chat room acronyms., BABAEC (both as bad as each other) will be very...

"I've already broken ALL my New Year Resolutions" admits Clegg... 3
deskpilot3 4 years
Still no sign of Running Water but no shortage of cowboys in NI 0
Wyclef Sadova 4 years


Bristol Chief super says chavettes and slags need not worry this killer 0
Malcum eggs 4 years
Ken Clarke syas from now rioting prisoners will be given castlemaine XXXX 0
Malcum eggs 4 years

that will teach them ...