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Mans touching anecdote about his verruca treatment wins future of NHS debate Critics of waste in the NHS were well and truly silenced in a BBC Question Time debate, when an audience member revealed that he'd visited a hospital for verruca treatment - and couldn't praise... |
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ronseal | 21.04.13 5:01pm nickb |
Biting is a show of friendship in Uruguay says Saurez | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Hooch | 21.04.13 4:45pm Hooch |
Suarez announced as new judge for 'The great British bake off' More of these soon I am sure... |
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Not Amused | 21.04.13 4:40pm Not Amused |
Chris Huhne forces ex wife to run London Marathon on his behalf Currently banged up former cabinet member Chris Huhne has cajoled his ex wife Vicky, into taking his place in the London marathon on his behalf, according to reports. Huhne was due to compete in... |
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Gary Stanton | 21.04.13 4:27pm Gary Stanton |
Three 'blind' mice lose disability benefits in welfare crackdown The three blind mice made famous in the popular nursery rhyme have been stripped of their disability benefits, the Department for Work and Pensions confirmed today. 'Following a reassessment for the... |
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ianslat | 21.04.13 2:56pm sydalg |
Bahrain Grand Prix Unhindered By Human Rights. The 2013 Bahrain Grand Prix has been successfully completed with nary a mention of democracy, oppression, human rights, murder or torture. Reigning champion Sebastian Vettel, who last year stated... |
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sredni vashta | 21.04.13 2:11pm sredni vashta |
Gulp this down, patients told Controversial measures drawn up by local government with the urging of central government has applied force upon regional authorities to take up the scheme. Patients at Stiffwood Hospital, Staffs,... |
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Mik Bulk | 21.04.13 2:04pm |
NUT asks Gove : Would You Put Your Hand In The Fire If Dave Cameron Told You To? Angry teaching unions called on Michael Gove today to "sit in the corner with your finger on your lips and really think about what you just said". The Education Secretary has angered teachers by... |
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deceangli | 21.04.13 12:22pm deceangli |
Critics not impressed with “London Marathon –the revenge” Following the highly successful “Boston Marathon– the manhunt”, critics have slated the follow up “London Marathon –the revenge” Rotten Tomatoes have reviewed it saying “No drama, no... |
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hardev | 21.04.13 12:07pm hardev |
Illegal immigrant cucumbers wearing hi viz jackets said to be bananas Bad neat-o... |
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Not Amused | 21.04.13 10:55am godly1966 |
Raiders of medieval music museum only interested in the lute. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
sredni vashta | 21.04.13 10:47am sredni vashta |
Real blood on the cobbles to boost Coronation Street ratings Social realism is being taken to new heights by Coronation Street bosses following the scheduled move to Manchester’s Salford Quays. For the first time in the Street’s history doors will be open... |
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Dick Everyman | 21.04.13 9:13am sponge finger |
London marathon’s security assured as thousands of super-heroes set to run London marathon organiser, Dave Bedford, says he is confident this year’s event will be trouble-free after making it mandatory for all runners to be dressed as super-heroes and crime fighters.... |
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Yikes | 21.04.13 9:03am godly1966 |
Frumpy funnygirl Miranda immortalised by wind-breaking Cockneys | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Nimrod | 21.04.13 8:51am Nimrod |
Nurses 'sexier' doing paperwork than emptying bedpans NHS hospital patients think nurses are sexier doing paperwork rather than providing direct patient care according to a Royal College of Nursing poll. The poll of thousands of patients found that... |
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roybland | 21.04.13 8:27am roybland |
Pickles forced to wear Hi-Viz jacket on extensions climb-down | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Squudge | 21.04.13 7:51am sponge finger |
Apple take on gun companies with new Iphone ‘Murder App’ Tech giant Apple have given a new meaning to the phrase “killer app” by announcing the release of the new ‘Murder App’ for the Iphone4. Unnatural death infliction has been an area hitherto... |
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Corrigan | 21.04.13 6:46am Titus |
Tied up kangaroo found up Arris I'm off for a Scotch and Koala... |
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Tess Goes | 21.04.13 2:55am Tess Goes |
Operation Rhododendron Bush - All BBC TV Personalities Arrested The Metropolitan Police have confirmed that they have arrested every television personality who appeared on the BBC television network in the 1970s. Following the arrests of Jim Davidson, Freddie... |
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joefall | 20.04.13 11:33pm joefall |
Can you tell who it is yet? | 6 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Squudge | 20.04.13 11:26pm Al OPecia |
USA in shock as Boston bomber gets hospital treatment without medical insurance. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Maverick | 20.04.13 10:17pm Maverick |
"My Boy Never Threatened Anyone" Claims Kim Jong-Un's Tearful Mum. "He was set up. He is a good boy - he would never do anythng like that."... |
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Titus | 20.04.13 10:12pm Squudge |
Increase in number of dancing lumberjacks is logarithmic. | 5 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Maverick | 20.04.13 10:04pm godly1966 |
Boston "returns to normal" - man dies in drive-by shooting. More soon. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Al OPecia | 20.04.13 10:02pm Al OPecia |
God rounds up all Welsh people in major product recall | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
sydalg | 20.04.13 8:53pm blacklesbianandproudofit |
"I never liked the look of that Rolf Harris", says Kim Jong-un | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
sydalg | 20.04.13 8:51pm Titus |
Buddist mathematicians use logarithms to the power of Zen. Thanks Maverick!... |
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Al OPecia | 20.04.13 8:33pm Al OPecia |
NRA try to shift blame "Guns don't kill people, pressure cookers kill people" | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Scronnyglonkle | 20.04.13 5:56pm Scronnyglonkle |
22-stone man refuses to risk London Marathon if G4S given security contract | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
sydalg | 20.04.13 5:47pm sydalg |
Iceland Opens First Store in Reykjavik | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Iggy Pop-Barker | 20.04.13 4:56pm Iggy Pop-Barker |
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