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| Cancer scare over as Michael Douglas coughs up a fur ball. More soon. | 0 |  |
dominic_mcg | 11.06.13 7:12pm dominic_mcg |
| Ryanair To Launch "Super Low-cost Service" Using Recovered Dornier Countdown to new "Glenn Miller" service to France has begun, says Pilot Officer Vorderman... |
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Mike Turbine-Hamilton | 11.06.13 6:38pm bonjonelson |
| Tesco deer head found to contain traces of horse-play. More soon. | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 11.06.13 6:36pm Al OPecia |
| NHS chief backs plans for right to die In a hard hitting speech today, Sir David Nicholson KGB CBE backed new proposals for the assisted suicide of patients with uncomfortable conditions on long waiting lists. "In a compassion society",... |
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blacklesbianandproudofit | 11.06.13 6:26pm blacklesbianandproudofit |
| Angelina announces plans for hystericalectomy It doesn't matter if its in poor taste, as long as it's fanny... |
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blacklesbianandproudofit | 11.06.13 6:15pm blacklesbianandproudofit |
| Alex Jones admits to Andrew Neil he uses CGI when he presents the one show | 0 | |
Scronnyglonkle | 11.06.13 4:54pm Scronnyglonkle |
| Children to be replaced in education shake up Education Secretary Michael Gove has announced that children are to be replaced in state schools. Speaking today in the House of Commons, Gove said: "We need to reform our education system to... |
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monkeyrepublic | 11.06.13 4:21pm monkeyrepublic |
| Law abiding citizens have "nothing to fear" from the secret police, says Kim. | 1 | |
Blake | 11.06.13 3:53pm ゴルゴ１３ |
| Stones ban Northerners from concerts due to high mortality rating | 0 | |
sydalg | 11.06.13 3:24pm sydalg |
| Kepler space telescope finally locates Alex Jones's home planet After years of intensive searching, NASA believes it has finally located the planet that Alex Jones is actually from. 'A growing number of people had expressed to us an interest in finding out 'what... |
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Qoxiivi | 11.06.13 2:11pm ronseal |
| Govesworth he sa educashun academics are ‘Enemies of Promise’ chiz Michael govesworth, a former pupil at st custards skool somewhere in England who is now the educashun secretry, hav responded angrily to 100 academics who sined a leter to The Independent newspaper... |
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Oxbridge | 11.06.13 1:50pm John Wiltshire |
| EDL condemns attacks on muslims: 'That's our job!' A spokesthug for the EDL today might have condemned attacks on muslims. From his cage at Whipsnade Zoo, Frankie 'Mad Psycho Axeman' Smith said: 'Other man hit muslim - bad! EDL man hit muslim -... |
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John Wiltshire | 11.06.13 1:06pm John Wiltshire |
| Bilderberg basically just Animal House, claims insider Departing attendees have expressed disappointment that the rules of secrecy around the Bilderberg Group have been broken, after an anonymous whistle-blower told the media that the weekend has been... |
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Andrew Alexander | 11.06.13 12:59pm Midfield Diamond |
| RAF recover German bomber; hope to restart World War 2 "by 2019" Sources for the RAF have enthused over the recovery of a Dornier Do-17 bomber from the English channel. "This is the missing piece; now we can start the reconstruction of all the wartime aircraft... |
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apepper | 11.06.13 12:47pm apepper |
| Sperm Bank Crisis Prompts Panic Withdrawals More to come... |
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Iggy Pop-Barker | 11.06.13 12:17pm Iggy Pop-Barker |
| Warwick Davis short listed as next Doctor Who As speculation mounts over the twelfth coming, bookies have identified a shock front runner for this coveted position in TV's go-to-dwarf, Warwick Davies. With a long list of sci-fi performances... |
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acwanaut | 11.06.13 12:01pm acwanaut |
| Biased media must stop portraying me as a lunatic, demands EDL nutter | 0 | |
Andrew Alexander | 11.06.13 11:41am Andrew Alexander |
| Lloyds admits inadequate condensation for PPI mis-spelling victims. More soon. | 2 | |
Al OPecia | 11.06.13 11:20am jimmydodger |
| NHS to offer move south to 74-year-olds in bid to cut early death rate | 0 | |
weematt | 11.06.13 11:02am weematt |
| Local Council outlaws Natural Selection Following a successful campaign to dye toxic pools black to deter swimmers, High Peak Borough has decided to extend the scheme to include other potential dangers. Changing the pictorial... |
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Wrenfoe | 11.06.13 11:00am Wrenfoe |
| swearing policeman tells IPCC to PICC off | 1 | |
victimms | 11.06.13 10:44am sillybugger |
| New GCSEs: Numeracy to be graded A – G, Literacy from 8 – 1. | 0 | |
weematt | 11.06.13 10:26am weematt |
| Gove to match rival nations' education with 19th century/Shakespeare led GCSE's | 0 | |
weematt | 11.06.13 10:24am weematt |
| It's grim up North but still better than living in Wales | 0 | |
irreverendJ | 11.06.13 9:44am irreverendJ |
| Dambusters anniversary celebrations successful | 0 | |
NewBiscuit | 11.06.13 9:24am NewBiscuit |
| UK economy improves to 'atrocious' rating | 0 | |
custard cream | 11.06.13 9:08am custard cream |
| Rolling Stones to charge people for breathing at Glastonbury The Rolling Stones have announced that they will charge £50 per person for breathing at Glastonbury. 'We gotta make some dough, man,' said a spokesperson for Sir Mick Jagger's spokesperson's PA's... |
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John Wiltshire | 11.06.13 8:58am Skylarking |
| Job of Education Secretary to be made more rigorous The government today outlined plans to make the job of Secretary of State for Education more rigorous so that only the very best candidates will be considered for the role. In a statement, the... |
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johnnydobbo | 11.06.13 7:51am johnnydobbo |
| BBC apologises for frequent "tits" references in Springwatch The BBC received 176 complaints about its flagship nature programme, Springwatch, last night as viewers expressed outrage at the frequent number of references to tits. In the one hour programme,... |
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Erwin Spatula-Ng | 11.06.13 7:44am Erwin Spatula-Ng |
| Cameron fury at hearing that GCHQ operations are legal David Cameron went into meltdown yesterday after hearing William Hague promise that all GCHQ operations are legal. 'What the hell's the good of that?' he roared. 'A legal spy operation? Whoever... |
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John Wiltshire | 11.06.13 7:43am John Wiltshire |
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