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| Memory of 90-91 Ashes Tour finally too much for Atherton to bear. More soon. |
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Al OPecia |
03.01.12 7:39pm
dvo4fun |
| McVities wrappers found beneath seat on French train |
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medici2471 |
03.01.12 7:28pm
medici2471 |
| Only cab drivers without friends or family to be allowed to hold gun licence more to follow... |
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medici2471 |
03.01.12 7:09pm
medici2471 |
| Met police advise that John Terry racisim case will be concluded in 2029 |
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charlies_hat |
03.01.12 6:41pm
Perks |
| UK in mourning as police reveal Sandringham body isn’t Fergie |
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Qoxiivi |
03.01.12 6:12pm
Al OPecia |
| Police to investigate "Are shotguns too dangerous to be held by the suicidal?" |
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dvo4fun |
03.01.12 6:09pm
Perks |
| ‘We've Had No Complaints’ claim Samaritans after moving call centre offshore |
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Immunis |
03.01.12 5:24pm
Immunis |
| Thrifty couple shave pounds off Virgin space flight by taking 'leftovers soup' An elderly couple from Dorset are looking forward to a ‘once in a lifetime’ holiday in space, after negotiating a discount for taking their own food. Until now, VirginGalactic has insisted on... |
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03.01.12 4:03pm
nickb |
| Pathetic Robots Woefully Behind Schedule to Enslave Human Race Mankind today was yet again able to laugh in the rubbish metal faces of the world's robots as they once more failed to enslave humanity in the previous 12 months.,
Despite many great advances in... |
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thisisall1word |
03.01.12 3:23pm
thisisall1word |
| Alesha Dixon "Strictly no talent yes" More transfer window news soon... |
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button |
03.01.12 3:18pm
button |
| Eugenic gardener alarmed as swede displays wedding ring on carrot |
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medici2471 |
03.01.12 2:17pm
medici2471 |
| Scotland to be given independence until the wind dies down. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
03.01.12 2:02pm
dominic_mcg |
| Breast implant complaints double in size overnight |
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charlies_hat |
03.01.12 12:33pm
charlies_hat |
| Dry cat food subtly belittles cat |
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nickb |
03.01.12 12:25pm
Major Clanger |
| 10 day old Turkey now too tough for main meals, admits Housewife Mrs. N Hubbard After a long battle trying to maximise the meat life from her 4kg Turkey, Slough Housewife Mrs. N Hubbard has had to face the music and throw her leftovers away to avoid a minor uprising within her... |
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Iamthestig |
03.01.12 12:24pm
Iamthestig |
| Dermatologists beat dentists by the skin of their teeth. |
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kimllfixit |
03.01.12 11:55am
kimllfixit |
| Shadow cabinet deeply worried by call to remove plastic tits. |
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John Ffitch-Rucker |
03.01.12 11:35am
John Ffitch-Rucker |
| The Izzard vs Fry Xmas TV domination battle to continue into New Year |
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simonjmr |
03.01.12 11:18am
simonjmr |
| CMO recommends fake tits to be removed immediately. TOWIE cast worried |
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simonjmr |
03.01.12 11:11am
simonjmr |
| Scientist ‘grows’ sperm in petri dish... after colleague suddenly opens door to laboratory, causing him to rapidly shut laptop and pull lab coat tight, saying ‘cold in here, isn’t it’?... |
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John Ffitch-Rucker |
03.01.12 2:22am
Psycadelic Squirrel |
| John Lewis finally displays last turkey in the shop |
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Nick McCarr |
03.01.12 1:52am
Nick McCarr |
| Duke of Edinburgh awarded Duke of Edinburgh award Surprise honour for Duke... |
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apepper |
03.01.12 12:59am
gaijintendo |
| Parents dismayed that "The Iron Lady" is not a sequel to "Iron Giant" Many children and their parents have left cinemas in disgust after discovering that the new Meryl Streep film is not a sequel to the much loved 1999 Warner Brothers animated feature.,
One mother,Mrs... |
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virtuallywill |
02.01.12 11:53pm
Vertically Challenged Giant |
| Apple admits their webcams may judge you when not in use |
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gaijintendo |
02.01.12 11:50pm
gaijintendo |
| Miss Marple stymied after alleged murderer refuses to admit responsibility Noted amateur detective Miss Marple, from St Mary Mead, Downshire, was left somewhat embarrassed and confused after a murder suspect confronted with significant evidence of his guilt refused to... |
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bonjonelson |
02.01.12 11:22pm
Vertically Challenged Giant |
| Ed Miliband gutted that Santa didn't bring him any new policies. Or a personality.,
Again... |
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deskpilot3 |
02.01.12 10:47pm
deskpilot3 |
| Makers of low energy light bulbs take dim view of criticism More to follow... |
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apepper |
02.01.12 10:02pm
apepper |
| True scale of faulty ego implants revealed New evidence shows that millions of ego implants inserted into the heads of celebrities and children in recent decades may be faulty.
Originally designed to prolong the careers of celebs as their... |
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Des Custard |
02.01.12 9:46pm
Username |
| Knighted Jonathan Ive critical of design of Queen's dubbing sword Jonathan Ive, Apple's head of design who was knighted in the New Year Honours list, is said to be critical of the design of the ceremonial sword that will be used by the Queen to confer the honour on... |
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roybland |
02.01.12 9:39pm
Username |
| Great boobs of fire. Implants latest. More to follow... |
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Baubo |
02.01.12 9:32pm
Baubo |
