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Charlie Sheens workmate Jon Cryer responds after getting a real good put down 0
markmypaper 4 years

from dad Barry...

Queen hoping Kate Middleton pregnant by Xmas to prevent Heir Line fracture 0
simonjmr 4 years
Malawians rage against farting Bill and warn Ben he shouldn't look so smug 0
markmypaper 4 years
Superinjunction is so strict no one sure who or what it's about. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

Everything injuncted later...

Earthquake strikes Glasgow 0
gaijintendo 4 years

BBC interview thousands of Londoners who experienced the quake...

Japanese diners flee restaurant in tiramisu panic 0
roybland 4 years
Have a Go Hero Shocked by Local Reaction 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

When 29 year old Jon Murrow happened across a lone youth being attacked by a 5 strong gang he stepped in to help without thinking of his own safety. He wasn’t thinking of praise or accolades as he...

EU proposes Gaddafi versus rebels ‘Jeux Sans Frontiers’ alternative to civil war 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years

Stuart Hall urged to do one last job...

Costa fugitive arrested in Starbucks 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
MoD announces slight variation to Nimrod retirement plan 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Satanist sex offender to appeal to the European Court of Human rights 0
4ty2 4 years

For being discriminated against by the British court. Considering the promotion of anti-hunt campaigning to a religion in order to protect anti-hunt campaigners, Satanism is already an accepted...

gay foster parents lost right to foster children 0
4ty2 4 years

They did not fail for discouraging the hypothetical fosterchild to convert to Islam, but their explanation that homosexuals getting stoned under shariah law was harmless fun as long as it involved...

Suicide Bomber Unable to Resist Creamy Goodness 1
Q William Bacon 4 years

"There was an explosion alright - an explosion of flavor sensation!" So reads the transcript of the military tribunal investigating Salim Abu Zayabada of Saudi Arabia on charges of attempted...

Foreign Office to experiment with more unusual methods of communication 3
ianslat 4 years

William Hague has today vowed to continue with their current policy of using unconventional methods of communication following the weekend's bungled attempt to make contact with the Libyan rebels....

Vexilologists concerned that World's simplest flag is at risk 0
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

Embattled BBC journos say fight for Riz Lateef continues 1
Iscariot 4 years
Government freeze Gadaffi's Nectar points. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Tank engine, 'Thomas', pulverises family on level crossing. 4
Worth 4 years
Libyan Forces Chief states "Rebels have not polished their boots in days" 0
SP Faz 4 years

more to follow....

New Charity Hopes to Rehabilitate Pedophiles through Swimming Sports 1
4 years

Psychologists have secured funding from Sports England and the Rehabilitation of Offenders groups, and some sponsorship from swimwear manufacturers. The Branding settled upon is 'Speedos for Pedo's'...

Eastern Chile to Secede from Chile, Lengthwise 0
Q William Bacon 4 years
Church of England publish Chav version of New Testament, 'Geezers of Nazareth' 10
pinxit 4 years
Celtic and Rangers bosses given dugout bans 0
riesler 4 years

No canoeing for a month...

Man who punched TV's Dec to appear on Jeremy Kyle show 2
thackaray 4 years

One can hope a trend continues !...

Facebook to enter rehab. 0
SP Faz 4 years

Facebook may be showing signs of depression and users have noticed a distinct lack of interest recently from the popular social networking site. One user said’ ‘it doesn’t seem to care anymore,...

Queue Busters 3
4 years

Asda's 'Queue Busting' has been so successful that their customer service teams are to double the size of teams dedicated to showing you, the customer, where there is a free till. Tim Hollins, Head...

Morrisons to send smug fishmonger to your door 4
Woolly 4 years

Supermarket chain Morrisons is to bring its confusing Market Street entertainment system to your door as it enters the online grocery world years and years after everyone else. The keen northern...

Wolverhampton's best loved Street Performer turns out to be " a Statue". 3
4 years

"We thought he was bloody good" said Stan Hollis 54, a Council Worker...

Midlands plastering company, Old Firm, Derby, thanks BBC for free advertising 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

and also the Scottish FA...

Royal hitman ‘Phil the Greek’ mulls one last job 9
Oxbridge 4 years

Phil ‘The Greek’ Windsor, the long-time enforcer for Britain’s notorious Royal crime family, is considering coming out of retirement for one last big payday. Some believe that he is just...