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| Motorway service station char-grilled burgers ‘a touch overdone’ | 2 |  |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Jordan to receive peerage if Tories win, The Sun reports. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
| Iceland. Your banks, your planes... the vikings are coming.. | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
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MI5 admit they were too busy thinking about Islamist extremists... |
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| Holocaust-denying bishop fined by German court but denies receiving fine. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Ikea bosses admit to 'extra screw' practical joke. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
| Insurance salesman found in wardrobe at young ladies finishing school. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
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Police in Zurich this evening arrested an Italian opera singer who was found to have concealed himself in a wardrobe in a girl's finishing school. The moustachioed man, in full evening dress, who... |
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| Students still waiting for volcanic hash to fall from the sky. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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Especially since they banned methedrone... |
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| African wildlife park rangers facing threats of extinction from poachers | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Scrabble rule-changers rejoice as Eyjafjallajökull blows | 0 | |
allmyownstunts | 3 years |
| Music industry upbeat on news of CD sales doubling in 2010 from 3 to 6 | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Structural integrity of Burj Dubai skyscraper threatened by reckless inhabitants | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Clegg debate victory - Foggy still sulking | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| CREMATED FAT ICELANDIC MAN MAY HOLD KEY TO ASH CLOUD | 2 | |
Peter749400 | 3 years |
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http://foodcourtlunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/fat-man.jpg Last week, 48 stone Magnus Jugerfelt was just a regular fat guy, eating burgers and moving from his big chair only to go to the... |
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| Goldman Sachs Cock | 0 | |
edward hack | 3 years |
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Wallstreet big hitters Goldman Sachs finally killed the goose that laid the golden egg when one of their leading hedge funds was found to be just one big poisonous Leylandii, London based... |
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| Found: box of tongues | 6 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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I found a box of human tongues on the tube the other day. If anyone is missing them, please call round: Miss Mabel Trestle, 36 Grantham Street, Stoke Newington. They are in a Havana Cigar box, in... |
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| Volcanic eruption forces Flys to remain on dog mess for another day | 0 | |
thackaray | 3 years |
| Newsbiscuit Writers room has more White Stars than Sun City in the 80's | 1 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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Anybody voting, or saving it for May 6th?... |
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| Scotland squad WAG's say Fife is better for holiday than South Africa anyway. | 3 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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Anstruther later... |
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| Icelandic version of 'Ashes to Ashes' gets poor reviews. | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 3 years |
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Fire up the volcano!!!... |
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| Spiritualist finds happy medium | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Ash Cloud Suspect Named by Police | 0 | |
Mr Glover Lover | 3 years |
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Scotland Yard today announced they have a 'significant lead' in the search for the person responsible for the volcanic ash cloud which is causing so much disruption to Northern Europe. A coded... |
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| GOD'S BANKER SHORTS GOLDIE | 0 | |
Hunter F. Thompson | 3 years |
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ROME, Friday. The Vatican announced, following the NY stock market close, that it had pulled off a major coup, having shorted Goldman Sach's stock prior the the announcement that the Wall Street firm... |
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| Pope urges a reformation is needed, preferably led by Obama | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Reports indicate Volcanic ash is heading towards the Vatican | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Volcano fall-out: wait goes on for Heathrow travellers - picture | 1 | |
smyke | 3 years |
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http://100falcons.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/pompeii-dead.jpg... |
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| ITV launches new game show: "Who Wants to be a Prime Minister?" | 0 | |
thesheriff | 3 years |
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Following the staggering ratings success of the Leaders Debate last night, ITV announced a new game show called "Who Wants to be a Prime Minister?" Produced by Simon Cowell and hosted by Chris... |
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| Prayer may be answer to Catholic crisis, says Richard Dawkins | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Clouds rumble over Volcanic glory | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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The union representing clouds is to present a complaint to the Trading Standards Authority regarding the Volcanic Ash Cloud, over what it calls 'a gross monopolisation of the skies'. A spokescloud... |
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| "Ash is the problem" cites Lee Chapman's solicitor | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| Volcanic Ash Cloud 'European Tour 2010' t-shirts now available | 1 | |
Mr Glover Lover | 3 years |
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Complete with full listing on back including UK, Norway, Sweden and Latvia. The cloud has also appointed Max Clifford as its publicist... |
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