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Occupy LSX to become PLC

Occupy LSX has officially announced today that it has been registered as a PLC, and will start trading shares from Monday. The move comes as the protest company has been given until the new year to...

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Perks 03.11.11 1:40pm
reddoctorspanky
Climate Change probably my fault claims pensioner

Retired caretaker Ian Powell, 68, of Ilkley has declared that all his efforts to stop global warming are futile and wasteful: "Every day just gets harder and harder since the Kyoto Protocol" said the...

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tedweasel 03.11.11 1:28pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Novelty christmas gift suggestion no.1- Pavlov's Clock

sends insomniacs to sleep at the sound of the alarm...

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medici2471 03.11.11 12:54pm
medici2471
Stock Traders upbeat as Daniel Craig & Sam Mendes announce exciting new Bond 3
charlies_hat 03.11.11 12:53pm
charlies_hat
New Bond film rumoured to have a plot, even actors according to some sources. 2
Ostsee 03.11.11 12:47pm
witless
Coalition front bench members have shrunk, claims Angela Eagle

not too tall either!...

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witless 03.11.11 12:46pm
witless
"Slap It On" Cameron Goes All Out At Euro Crisis Meeting......

To maintain a stiff upper face...

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Jesse Bigg 03.11.11 12:43pm
tedweasel
Charity to start collecting charity bags for charity

A Bristol based charity is appealing to members of the public to support its planned collections of charity bags for charity. ‘Every household in the country must have loads of old, unwanted...

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ianslat 03.11.11 12:42pm
butagirl
Gillette issues profit warning: 'Movember' blamed for 'sluggish' growths

The male grooming industry warned that it faced cuts last night, after the charity 'Movember' revealed a record number of men had committed to month-long moustaches. Company spokesman Giles Nathan...

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Runestone Cowboy 03.11.11 12:37pm
Runestone Cowboy
Prince Phil the Greek offers wise words "Bloody foreigners!" 0
reddoctorspanky 03.11.11 12:17pm
reddoctorspanky
Mike Tyson sends message of full support to Julian Assange 4
dvo4fun 03.11.11 12:07pm
Griffin
Missing link found in Torquay - moved there for summer job and never went home. 0
Ian Searle 03.11.11 11:58am
Ian Searle
Ece Gre split over euro referendum 0
Iamthestig 03.11.11 11:56am
Iamthestig
Virgin Media the first company using Royal Mails Rottweiler class postal service 0
Iamthestig 03.11.11 11:54am
Iamthestig
Euro zone holds Greek god responsible for the Poseidoned economy. 2
reddoctorspanky 03.11.11 11:23am
dvo4fun
Dateline 3578 A.D. Captain James Kirk and Starship Enterprise return to earth...

in a last-ditch attempt to sort out the Euro crisis., “Give it up, Jim, it’s beyond hope”, advises Spock...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 03.11.11 11:21am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Celebrations as seven billionth person gets tattooed 1
Nick McCarr 03.11.11 11:13am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Calls to ban Bargain Hunt & Loose Women after revelation that Tabak viewed them 0
simonjmr 03.11.11 10:48am
simonjmr
Merkel wears poppy, Papandreou eats Turkish Delight, Sarkozy refrains from Brie

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has agreed that if she wears a poppy to commemorate the loss of allied troops over the past 300 years that Papandreou must eat a big bar of Cadbury's Turkish Delight...

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antharrison 03.11.11 10:43am
reddoctorspanky
Man Who Looks a Bit Like The Prophet Mohammad Enrages Muslims

Islamic groups were protesting last night after it was discovered that Roland Lamb, an 18 year old Nando's Chicken employee, bore more than a passing resemblance to the Prophet Mohammad. The...

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Kuifje 03.11.11 10:34am
Textbook
Greek PM insolvent abuse admission 5
charlies_hat 03.11.11 10:31am
Screenie
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Drylaw 03.11.11 10:21am
Drylaw
New invention, Piezo-Electric Keyboards, Gov'mnt to introduce "Keyed in Tariffs"

At last, I could get paid for writing nonsense...

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Rowly 03.11.11 10:14am
Rowly
Papandreou hoping his Movember growth will please fellow world leaders.. 0
reddoctorspanky 03.11.11 9:35am
reddoctorspanky
Amazon to capture Christmas sales with new "Kindle Vintage"

Book retail giant Amazon has unveiled the Kindle Vintage, a paper version of the hugely successful Kindle e-reader, which is expected to sell millions of units this Christmas. The new gadget comes...

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The Paper Ostrich 03.11.11 9:28am
reddoctorspanky
Boris calls for aminal children to be muzzled and on a lead in public.. 0
reddoctorspanky 03.11.11 9:27am
reddoctorspanky
'Canoe Man' breaks his silence. "It's a kayak" 1
Perks 03.11.11 9:08am
writinginbsl
Change in succession to throne means Barbara Windsor will be next monarch. 1
dominic_mcg 03.11.11 9:07am
Griffin
Long held belief that 'no man is an lsland' disputed by Frank Madagascar. 0
spoole2112 03.11.11 9:06am
spoole2112
Rober Peston: "Italy is next for Greecy slope" 2
dvo4fun 03.11.11 8:56am
writinginbsl