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| Yorkshire Ripper defends Savile's reputation in new Sabatier ad | 0 |  |
Paddy Berzinski | 06.11.12 7:15pm Paddy Berzinski |
| BBC to launch reality show: If I were a celebrity I wouldn't be here! More soon. | 1 | |
dominic_mcg | 06.11.12 7:11pm Squudge |
| ITV to air "I'm a constituent, get me a new MP." | 1 | |
Boutros | 06.11.12 7:10pm Squudge |
| Rebel RC Priests to star in "I'm a celibate get me out of here" | 0 | |
nickb | 06.11.12 6:45pm nickb |
| United States votes in neck and redneck contest. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 06.11.12 6:39pm dominic_mcg |
| ‘Can we have some of the money for proper goalposts’ ask Tower Hamlet residents Residents in the London Borough of Tower Hamlets are said to be furious after plans by their local cash-strapped council to sell a Henry Moore sculpture would leave them without a decent pair of... |
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Gerontius | 06.11.12 6:13pm Gerontius |
| Tom Jones refuse to team up with Sex Bomb collaborator claiming Mousse T ache | 1 | |
simonjmr | 06.11.12 6:01pm Squudge |
| Nick Clegg has pulled out of the remainder of the 2012-15 political season Reigning Lib Dem leader and Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has pulled out of the remainder of the 2012-15 political season because of "personal issues", and his manager has warned he may not return... |
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simonjmr | 06.11.12 4:52pm simonjmr |
| Groupie sues the 1970s for pop stars’ sexual indifference... Karen Smith is suing the 1970s for damage to her self-esteem, due to the sexual indifference of the pop stars of the day, many of them household names. Now 57, she remembers the seventies like they... |
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Tripod | 06.11.12 4:12pm Squudge |
| Constituents have whip-round to buy Nadine Dorries one-way ticket to the jungle. | 0 | |
Tripod | 06.11.12 4:05pm Tripod |
| “Teletubbies the Movie” in fight to remove 18 certificate. It’s disaster for the long-anticipated Teletubbies screen epic following the awarding of an 18 certificate effectively meaning only those aged 15 to 17 are likely to see it. The movie is loosely... |
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Boutros | 06.11.12 2:39pm Boutros |
| "Beckham a bit thick” voted worst-kept secret of 2012... | 0 | |
Tripod | 06.11.12 2:36pm Tripod |
| Hospital operations abandoned after rat fails enhanced CRB check | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 06.11.12 2:31pm Duncan Biscuit |
| BBC went digital in '70s claims Fingerbobs | 0 | |
medici2471 | 06.11.12 2:29pm medici2471 |
| Media switch to blanket coverage of Slovenian Presidential election ... on November 11th. Make a note in your diaries folks... |
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Kramaring | 06.11.12 2:20pm Kramaring |
| US Election latest: Dead heat now “almost a certainty” At first it was too close to call. Now, as 140 million Americans start casting their votes, pollsters have finally agreed that a dead heat is by far the likeliest outcome. “This scenario in... |
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nickb | 06.11.12 2:03pm nickb |
| India and Pakistan on brink of new conflict over rights to wear cashmere Fears of renewed tensions between India and Pakistan were sparked today, as diplomatic talks over the rights to wear cashmere broke down once again. The luxury goat’s wool, prized for its... |
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D_Woolley | 06.11.12 12:55pm D_Woolley |
| Wife forgives husband’s ‘Porno’ past A man known as ‘Porno’ by his football mates had some explaining to do after his wife found out about his nickname, three years into their marriage. Fearing further revelations about his sordid... |
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Midfield Diamond | 06.11.12 11:48am Midfield Diamond |
| Waterhouse accused of 'not going far enough' with abuse probe More soon, no doubt... |
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Gerontius | 06.11.12 11:19am Dick Everyman |
| Dyslexic Dairy farmer cuts phone lines to prevent spread of BT (just a one liner)... |
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Rowly | 06.11.12 10:51am charlies_hat |
| Choice of three moustaches to be issued to celebrities to maintain anonymity In the wake of recent sex scandals celebrities will be issued with a choice of three moustaches that can be deployed to maintain their anonymity and privacy. The three "taches" offered are The... |
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simonjmr | 06.11.12 10:47am simonjmr |
| Badgers to be introduced to eat roots of diseased Ash trees Foresters have Set up a re-introduction programme... |
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Rowly | 06.11.12 10:26am Rowly |
| Britain’s oldest man still waiting for BT Infinity Britain’s oldest man is celebrating his 110th birthday, whilst continuing to wait for BT to sort out his wireless broadband service. Reg Nixon, from Cromley in Derbyshire, first got a leaflet... |
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Darkbill 2.0 | 06.11.12 10:13am DustyBinLaden |
| 'Must ash trees be destroyed to prevent the spread of disease?' asks MP | 3 | |
Scroat | 06.11.12 9:52am Gerontius |
| US baby kissing ring exposed America is in shock today as a major baby kissing ring involving prominent politicians was exposed on CBS documentary Newsnight. The scandal reaches across both party and racial lines, with... |
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Yikes | 06.11.12 9:43am herculepoisson |
| Torvill and Dean expose Nottingham paedophile rink | 0 | |
Dick Everyman | 06.11.12 9:08am Dick Everyman |
| Romney Votes Obama "For The Hell Of It" Apparently tired of being characterised as a stuffed shirt with no spontaneity or sense of humour, presidential challenger Willard "Mitt" Romney has declared that he voted for incumbent opponent... |
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Textbook | 06.11.12 8:35am Squudge |
| Investigation into drug abuse by seabirds leaves no tern unstoned | 2 | |
Smart Alex | 06.11.12 5:35am Yikes |
| Most addicts still ignore dangers of underdosing warn British homeopaths | 0 | |
Username | 06.11.12 5:13am Username |
| Care pathway a stairway to heaven, official... Ooh, it makes me wander... |
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Dick Everyman | 06.11.12 12:32am Squudge |
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