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| Wind farmer buys new ex-tractor | 7 |  |
charlies_hat | 26.09.12 9:32am Queen of Tarts |
| 'We've more personal data than we can actually sell to spammers' say Google Privacy campaigners have been alarmed at reports that following the success of Google Street View, the company may soon be launching FrontRoom View® 'Individual privacy will always be a priority'... |
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vertical | 26.09.12 9:24am vertical |
| Romney-designed private jets to have “indoor-outdoor flow, plus pool” Mitt Romney has unveiled plans to manufacture bespoke private jets that feature French doors opening out to a swimming pool and BBQ area on one wing, and a tennis court and sweeping croquet lawn on... |
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Yikes | 26.09.12 8:51am Yikes |
| Maths teacher argues that she is 15 base 12 [going for most obscure & least funny joke on this]... |
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Sinnick | 26.09.12 8:45am Midfield Diamond |
| Police deny snake found in drawer is Piers Morgan | 0 | |
custard cream | 26.09.12 8:41am custard cream |
| Barack Obama Pulls Out Of US Election - "It Just Ain't Worth It" http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/09/25/madonna-calls-president-obama-black-muslim-says-shell-strip-onstage-if-wins/?intcmp=features... |
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26.09.12 8:14am Sinnick |
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| Jamie’s 1-Minute Meals to include cold beans eaten straight from the tin Chef Jamie Oliver has single-handedly banished our kitchen fears and re-educated our palates. Now his newest publication will include spooning cold baked beans straight from the tin into our mouths,... |
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DustyBinLaden | 26.09.12 8:01am kga6 |
| Woman livid as husband chucks last Woolworth's bag Imagine waking up to discover your last remaining Woolworth's carrier bag tied up in the bin, housing last night's chicken carcass. Well for Lilian Carter, this ghoulish nightmare became a reality.... |
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kga6 | 26.09.12 8:00am kga6 |
| Rolling Stones Announce Eagerly Anticipated 2013 "Grim Reaper Tour" http://www.timeslive.co.za/entertainment/music/2012/08/31/rolling-stones-tour-rumour-grows-before-doccie-release... |
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25.09.12 9:58pm |
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| 'Dark matter' that's everywhere but no-one knows why is mostly Sue Perkins. | 0 | |
Boutros | 25.09.12 9:48pm Boutros |
| Ladbrokes odds on Lib Dem leadership put Nick Clegg well behind Abu Hamza... Nick Clegg said to be seeking extradition to the US too... |
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deskpilot3 | 25.09.12 9:22pm deskpilot3 |
| Cable's fulsome praise for Clegg - "He's yellow all the way through". More soon. | 0 | |
deskpilot3 | 25.09.12 9:20pm deskpilot3 |
| Trapped wind farm worker farts at last. [url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561]NEAT-O[/url]... |
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malgor | 25.09.12 9:11pm malgor |
| Solar wind farm ‘in orbit soon’. British scientists have announced plans to install hundreds of ‘solar wind’-powered turbines in geo-stationary orbits, spread over acres and acres of space. The solar energy harnessed by the... |
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malgor | 25.09.12 8:46pm Quaz |
| Maths teacher "led astray by Apple Maps" A maths teacher who has been at the centre of a Europe-wide manhunt following his alleged elopement with a young, female pupil has issued a statement indicating that there has been absolutely no... |
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jamsieoconnor | 25.09.12 8:24pm jamsieoconnor |
| Downing Street police replaced by prole officers | 8 | |
25.09.12 7:31pm Boutros |
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| Mitchell Gaff Latest Government Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell explains., 'I never meant to call the officer a pleb' says Mitchell, 'I simply mistook him for Lib-Dem leader Nick Pleb.'... |
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Mafaking Carwongo | 25.09.12 7:03pm Mafaking Carwongo |
| French Police rush to find 15 year old schoolgirl who puts out. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 25.09.12 6:59pm MADJEZ |
| Mathsmaster leads Interpol by 2.73 furlongs in Schoolgirl Virgin Stakes | 0 | |
25.09.12 6:57pm |
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| Terry to "sort out the Syria problems" in new UN role Defensive stalwart John Terry confirmed this week that he would retire from international football to take up a shock new role as UN special envoy to Syria telling reporters it was "untenable" for... |
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BAJDixon | 25.09.12 6:34pm editor |
| “Consistently good marks” for run-away teen turn out to be love bites... | 1 | |
Tripod | 25.09.12 2:01pm Queen of Tarts |
| 15 divided by 30. | 1 | |
wallster | 25.09.12 2:01pm medici2471 |
| BBC apologises as Gardner admits not having a leg to stand on. | 0 | |
medici2471 | 25.09.12 1:58pm medici2471 |
| BBC apologises for refusing to film Queen wrestling wildcats at Balmoral | 0 | |
Sir Lupus | 25.09.12 1:58pm Sir Lupus |
| BBC regrets suggesting that The Queen gave a toss about anyone but herself not much more later... |
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virtuallywill | 25.09.12 1:55pm virtuallywill |
| Maths teacher misunderstands,'yes sir I enjoy sets' | 0 | |
medici2471 | 25.09.12 1:48pm medici2471 |
| Wind farm fails to turn a profit | 0 | |
medici2471 | 25.09.12 1:33pm medici2471 |
| Sun Valley resignations responsible for increases in currant vacancies | 0 | |
simonjmr | 25.09.12 1:31pm simonjmr |
| UK Maths teacher finds age of consent Gauling | 13 | |
charlies_hat | 25.09.12 1:30pm medici2471 |
| Deaths at power stations lead to increases in current vacancies | 0 | |
simonjmr | 25.09.12 1:30pm simonjmr |
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