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George Michael is to be Kate's Official Chauffeur says Prince Philip 1
IABP 4 years
Prince Philip suggests new royal couple honeymoon in Capetown 3
bonjonelson 4 years

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Massive demand for replica "Diana" engagement rings 0
Sinnick 4 years
Genesis tribute band actually "more boring than the original" 2
Nick McCarr 4 years
Diana's ring chosen for Kate as so much "good karma" associated with it. 1
Nick McCarr 4 years
Daily Mail Online to be converted to spoof website 1
Sinnick 4 years
Excitement as royal couple set date for spectacular divorce 0
antharrison 4 years

Commentators and observers of the royal family are rejoycing after Buckingham Palance announced the likely date for a spectacular royal divorce in October 2018. 'She was a lovely girl' announced...

Kate to marry in Dublin. 0
Ostsee 4 years

Another Kate to marry in Norwich...

Body Parts Inquiry 'Cost an Arm and a Leg' says Energy Secretary Chris Huhne 0
IABP 4 years
After 4 year old boy uneaths 1 million pound amulet dad and grandad 0
arrghgarry 4 years

arranges a trip to the Algarve with morning with Morning and evening meal at nearby restaurant.The dad was quoted as saying "lovely jubbly"...

Nigel Havers Checks a Cricket's Testicle For Cancer Lump During Bushtucker Trial 0
IABP 4 years

Devoted couple Cameron and Clegg to marry next year. 5
Stan 4 years

[i]Topical NiB in search of a punchline. Help please![/i] The post recession gloom has been lifted by the news that David Cameron and Nick Clegg are to marry next year after a whirlwind romance. ...

'Common People Can Cheer' Says Palace. 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'Preferably from a distance'...

Kate Middleton to insist on prenuptial agreement 1
roybland 4 years
Wills and Kate opt for "Family only " Wedding. Harry "gutted". 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Wetherpoons shares surge. Osborne budgets for royal wedding. 0
antharrison 4 years
Max Mosely hope to see royal couple "Tie the knot" 0
antharrison 4 years
Chavs hear of Royal engagement after mention on I'm a celeb and Sky sports 1. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

'Don't listen to the new me' said one...

CERN admit using pictures taken down a collider-scope 4
Mr.3374 4 years
Kate sends Wills to H Samuels after 'used ring' gaff. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Kent couple dismayed as their engagement is made public 2
Basil_B 4 years

Bognor couple Bill Windsor and Kat Middleton were in shock after having their engagement announced across the general media today., 'I couldn't fuckin believe it' snapped an irate Bill ' I only...

Ford Dealers In Denton County congratulate Will and Kate!! 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
News blackout and royal schmaltz NOT a sign of armageddon, BBC reassures viewers 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Fears that a meteor shower is wiping out earth or alien invasion proved groundless today, as the cause of a total news black out and blanket of broadcasting blandness turned out to be a royal wedding...

Royal Wedding Latest: NewsBiscuit website crashes. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Royal family announces block booking of news programs for next 12 months. 0
martin2381 4 years
Kate's father turns William down. Holding out for someone with better prospects. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Prince William and Kate decline invitation to honeymoon in Gugulethu 1
roybland 4 years
Prince Harry Not Sure If His Dad Will Attend The Wedding But Will's Dad Will Be 0
IABP 4 years
Daily Mail's Femail readers report first orgasms in 30 years. 1
the coarse whisperer 4 years
This Year’s Top Christmas Presents 0
ianslat 4 years

Nick Clegg puppet (warning – only suitable for use by senior Tory party officials), Al Qaeda home chemistry set, Andy Coulson DIY phone tapping kit, Pakistani cricket score prediction game,...