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Kate's dress goes on display. Miraculous healing claimed by hem-toucher.

More later...

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dvo4fun 22.07.11 9:37pm
dvo4fun
NB contributor finds nothing amusing about the bombings and shootings in Norway

No more to say...

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JohnA 22.07.11 9:29pm
JohnA
Rich Harvard dropout seeks tidy UK cell mate. No 'A' levels, French or Greek

James Murdoch could be considering an advert in "Inside Times"...

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thesnug 22.07.11 9:03pm
thesnug
Health Boss Lansley:- "Will only fund 10 out of '12 Step rehab'. treatment."

"10 steps must surely be enough for anyone" claimed Health Secretary and M.P. for South Cambridgeshire Andrew Lansly in a Radio 4 'Today interview this morning. He signalled 'significant changes' to...

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dvo4fun 23.07.11 7:36pm
dvo4fun
Irony 'not lost' as most recent handler of Tiger's balls accused of disloyalty. 0
f0zz 22.07.11 5:52pm
f0zz
Hess's graves actually relocated to Scotland "a boost for tourist industry"

Today Alex Salmond, Scotland's First Minister, announced that far from being burned and destroyed, Rudolf Hess's remains will be placed on display in Scotland. Alex Salmond said that Hess has had a...

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steve_l 22.07.11 6:05pm
arnied
Entire Fake China discovered in Far East

Elaborate counterfeit schemes are nothing new within the far east, but the latest scam to be uncovered has amazed many at it's sheer brazen audacity - an entirely fake version of the country China...

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bonjonelson 22.07.11 10:48pm
guffaw
R Patts: Twilight star hospitalised after pouting injury.

News has emerged that tween idol Robert Pattinson suffered a serious pouting injury on the set of his new film ‘Cosmopolis.’ The incident was apparently hidden from the press at the time so as...

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Corrigan 22.07.11 5:13pm
Lapland on terror alert after Al Qaeda threaten attacks against The Great Santa 0
bonjonelson 22.07.11 4:28pm
bonjonelson
News Corporation scandal engulfs Big Issue seller

 ,  , The scandal engulfing Rupert Murdoch's newspaper empire has reached as far as Jeb 'Digger' Murdoch who sells the Big Issue outside Truro's M&S store.  ,  , Mr Murdoch, 25, says that...

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roybland 22.07.11 4:22pm
roybland
Pilot whales grounded in shallows have licenses revoked 0
pere floza 22.07.11 3:21pm
pere floza
Virgin Trains launches Inflatable Buddies service

Virgin Trains has launched a new service for commuters on the West Coast line. ‘Inflatable Buddies’ has been developed in response to passenger’s requests for ‘someone nice to sit next...

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Dick Everyman 25.07.11 8:03am
Dick Everyman
Southern England rocked by unpredicted sunshine

Warnings were issued yesterday as freak weather tragically struck a small area of north Dorset. At about 1:30 GMT heavy clouds temporarily separated allowing a shaft of summer sunshine to scorch an...

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beau-jolly 24.07.11 6:58pm
writinginbsl
Woman who claimed her lover was like a tiger in the bedroom has head torn 0
guffaw 22.07.11 2:20pm
guffaw
Tarantino remake 'Pulp Faction' to feature NotW malcontents. 0
f0zz 22.07.11 2:00pm
f0zz
Earnest ethical tourists 'in it for the long haul'

As the holiday season approaches, environmental campaigners are urging travellers to 'go the extra mile' to find an ethical vacation. And with so many 'carbon aware' holidays just a 12-hour flight...

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23.07.11 7:04pm
writinginbsl
Tongue-slip sees Nicky Campbell pull out of Jo Brand's 'Big Fact Hunt'

I'm so sorry...

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f0zz 25.07.11 2:56pm
DiY
Painting and decorating world mourns loss of UK’s greatest painter and decorator

The world of painting and decorating was last night mourning the loss of one of the country's most distinguished and highly regarded painters and decorators by some distance, according to reports....

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Gary Stanton 27.07.11 10:34am
FraserWords
I KNEW that Rebekah looked strangely familiar!

http://www.fox.co.uk/content/fox_films/11255/images/HE_RebeccaOf-SunnybrookFarm.jpg...

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Son of Barnabas 24.07.11 5:15pm
Son of Barnabas
Queen says factory visit was 'shit'

Officials at Buckingham Palace are remaining tight-lipped following the Queen's visit to a newly opened, chemical engineering plant in the West Midlands today., Staff at Prentice Chemicals in...

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theboot 25.07.11 3:17pm
DiY
Hacking headlines

Telegraph: “ROYAL FAMILY’S PHONES HACKED” Times: “PRIME MINISTER’S PHONE HACKED” Financial Times: “BANK OF ENGLAND GOVERNOR’S PHONE HACKED” Star: “JORDAN GUTTED BY PHONE...

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Son of Barnabas 22.07.11 1:19pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
"Me???? Hacker????"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/08/31/yesminister1_124x69.jpg "YES, PRIME MINISTER!"...

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Son of Barnabas 22.07.11 1:10pm
Son of Barnabas
Thatcher and Tebbit in fight to the death over rights to Hess’s grave plot

Margaret Thatcher and Norman Tebbit are to engage in mortal combat for the right to be buried in Rudolf Hess’s recently vacated grave. The contest, due to be broadcast on Sky pay-per-view in...

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Qoxiivi 23.07.11 8:10am
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Britain stunned by allegations James Murdoch may have told the truth to MPs 0
some-randommer 22.07.11 12:09pm
some-randommer
Bee admits to not being that busy 0
button 22.07.11 12:08pm
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Select Committee Proceedings Halted As Keith Vaz Has Oil Filter Replaced

As one detractor noted, "Clearly it has not been doing its job effectively for some time! But beyond that, having Keith Vaz chair a select committee tasked, in part, with investigating allegations of...

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charlieworth 22.07.11 11:50am
charlieworth
Phonebox postcard posters relieved as 'Greek' is back on the menu 0
pere floza 22.07.11 11:45am
pere floza
Germany declares war on Europe as UK is consumed with hacking scandal

Germany has been carpet bombing Holland and Belgium, has marched on Paris and been rounding up undesirables in Poland this week. News has only just reached the UK given that every hack employed...

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grottymonty 22.07.11 11:44am
grottymonty
NHS to prevent further saline abuse by keeping North Sea in locked cupboard

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pere floza 22.07.11 11:43am
wallster
Trading Standards successfully prosecute ELO for "not being a proper orchestra".

They're not very light or electric either...

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grottymonty 22.07.11 11:38am
grottymonty