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I'm fed up with being overshadowed by my wife, says Lord Ga Ga 6
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Lord Ga Ga says living with a highly successful wife has taken its toll on him - but he's prepared to stay and fight to make the marriage work. [MUST FINISH THIS LATER]...

THe News of the World admit to taping John Prescotts 0
arrghgarry 4 years

girth while he was having a bulimic attack ...

Lady Ga Ga “spit-roasted” at footballer party? 0
hero2zero 4 years

It is rumoured that Lady Ga Ga was “Spit-roasted” at a private footballer party, but despite concerted efforts our reporter has been unable to confirm injuries or ascertain if hospital burns unit...

Stephen Hawking to publish A Brief History of the Sudoku 0
roybland 4 years

Renowned physicist and cosmologist Stephen Hawking is about to reveal what he regards as the crowning achievement of his career. 'For centuries humankind has grappled with the mysteries of Sudoku,'...

FOR SALE: Modified Mercedes m-class, colour white, ideal for mobilising popes. 3
Basil_B 4 years

Only just come to market. Only one available...

Sky News to change name to Vatican TV. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

After this weekends blanket news coverage of the Pope's visit Sky has admitted it has sold its flagship news station to be the propoganda tool of the Catholic church. Sky staff are said to be...

Catholicism renounces Pope, converts to Anglicanism following 'dreary' UK visit 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Prime Minister on Poverty Pay 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

After an investigation into public servant wages it was discovered nearly 9000 earn more than the Prime Minister. One startled civil servant said 'How does he cope on a mere 160k? Its outrageous....

Romeo Beckham spots a gap in the market for a really rich spolied kid to get 0
arrghgarry 4 years

his parents to back a whim of his ,his parents are shunning the publicity ...

Pakistan’s President claims Labour deliberately lost the election to win a bet. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Reports are coming in that some members of the coalition can 0
arrghgarry 4 years

do the splits...

Cricket probe into match pattern 4
4ty2 4 years

Like many in the non-cricketing world have always wondered so has the Sun newspaper. They discovered a pattern in the play consisting of a bloke with 3 balls running across the field towards an area...

News of the World denies claims it tapped Alexander Graham Bell. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Lib Dems release official party conference single. 1
wallster 4 years And now, it's time to speak, And so I face, this Coalition, My friends I'll say it clear, I'll state my case, with...

Geordies to re-enact Jarrow Crusade 1
Gerontius 4 years

A group of benefit cheats and career scroungers from the north east are to re-enact the great Jarrow Crusade of 1936 by attempting to cross the Tyne Bridge from Newcastle to Gateshead entirely on...

Archbishop of Canterbury to make state visit to Liechtenstein 1
roybland 4 years
Ladette GaGa negotiating with ester rantzen 1
4ty2 4 years

following her cosmetic surgery acident. The cow had originally looked much better brilliant to immediately get the advert for the accident helpline asking how much your accident is worth. Can a cow...

Parents' fury as school dinner Turkey Twizzlers not stunned before throat slit 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

A Daily Mail investigation has revealed that many of the Turkey Twizzlers, chicken McNuggets and lamb donor kebabs served in traditional schoolchildren's breakfasts use meat where the animal was not...

Pope completes beatification of Gary Glitter 0
R R 4 years

At the end of the ceremony, for which the Holy Pontiff wore silver platform boots, he led the congregation in a rousing rendition of "Do You Wanna Be In My Gang". The chants of "Leader, Leader"...

Clegg denies paying gangs to keep coalition deal safe during his Liverpool visit 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Oldest Death Row inmate’s death from natural causes actually very unnatural 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Swedish far-right wins seats in Ikea competition 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
pope to beautify Hale Berry 0
4ty2 4 years

following the thousands of miracle cures using Acai Berry as certified by the internet the pope considers beatifying Hale Berry as it seems a good enough reason...

Pakistan denies demanding extra £70m from UK to guarantee cricket series win 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Pope denies UK pull-out is a defeat 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cricket 'not cricket'. More soon. 1
Zadok the second 4 years
BP well dead. Like, y'know 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
England players deny throwing match against Pakistan 0
Scroat 4 years

"We can screw up completely at cricket without being paid for it" Andrew Strauss said today...

Sporran saved from extinction 0
Scroat 4 years
Pope returns from UK visit bearing gifts of shortbread and fudge 1
jp1885 4 years