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'This Olympics opening ceremony has been delayed due to leaves on the track' 2
Perks 27.07.12 7:05pm
Lego launches new Coalition Cabinet minifigures range

Lego has confirmed that its latest series of minifigures, collected by children across the world, is a limited edition of the current UK cabinet. Rumours started last month, when leaked pictures...

NewSuburbanDad 27.07.12 6:30pm
"I've been a very bad chancellor" George Osborne tells Dominatrix

A week is a long time in politics. It seems only yesterday that George Osborne was unrepentant about leading the country into a double dip recession, remorselessly continuing to blame his...

The Masked Frog 27.07.12 6:28pm
Chihuahuas “indifferent” to Bruce Springsteen, says poll

To rock fans he’s the boss, the bluest in blue collar rock, the festival favourite, the go-to guitar guy whose heart will always be in New Jersey. But according to a new poll, none of that will...

nickb 27.07.12 5:53pm
New more ‘2012’ National Dress unveiled for opening ceremony.

After years of bowler hats, cricket whites, and faux British Airways cabin crew wear Team GB athletes will be sporting outfits that better reflect modern Britain. At a press conference yestrerday...

MADJEZ 27.07.12 5:10pm
Martin Creed misses parcel delivery as he "didn't hear anyone ring the bell" 0
Nails UK 27.07.12 4:39pm
Nails UK
Flu vaccine for kids means parents will have to learn how to spell "diarrhoea". 1
dominic_mcg 27.07.12 4:20pm
Nails UK
Deep shit deeper than previous deep shit warns Office of National Statistics 2
Mandy Lifeboat 27.07.12 4:17pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Hunt breathes life into colloquialism. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.07.12 3:57pm
Al OPecia
Italy confirm current plan to exhume Garibaldi 3
charlies_hat 27.07.12 3:50pm
Assad for the High Jump, but no Olympic selection for Syria 0
simonjmr 27.07.12 2:59pm
Building of Barnsley's Alhambra centre blamed for Spains economic crisis 0
simonjmr 27.07.12 2:34pm
Locog investigate legal action over hooping cough outbreak 2
charlies_hat 27.07.12 1:43pm
Britons switch off as torch relay ends ...

Nothing worth watching anymore, might as well read a book...

Kramaring 27.07.12 1:41pm
Olympic closing ceremony just days away 0
simonjmr 27.07.12 1:27pm
RAF to welcome gay planes after successful use of bi planes 0
simonjmr 27.07.12 1:26pm
John Venn to sue IOC for plagiarising his diagram. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 27.07.12 12:43pm
Catholic Church condemns makers of turkey bacon. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 27.07.12 12:38pm
Opening Ceremony to include The 10 Plagues of Egypt, says Boyle. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 27.07.12 12:36pm
Britain and US joint favourites in synchronised slimming. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 27.07.12 12:34pm
Seat booking fiasco leads to diplomatic mayhem

Olympic organisers' worst fears became reality last night as the expensive opening ceremony descended into mayhem. A massive computer glitch only revealed itself at the last moment, too late to...

Drylaw 27.07.12 12:04pm
Jeremy Hunt's bell-end [fixed the typo - so that's why it didn't get any stars]...

Sinnick 27.07.12 11:27am
More Olympic shame as LOCOG hangs Audi logo from Tower Bridge 7
kimllfixit 27.07.12 10:43am
Guy Fawkes prank tweet unearthed by archeologists

more to follow...

Underconstruction 27.07.12 9:49am
Spoilt brat refuses to share birthday with minor celebrity. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 27.07.12 9:25am
"Spread out a bit": IDS's new youth unemplyment scheme

Tasked by his coalition masters with thinking the unthinkable and speaking the unspeakable Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith has come up with dramatic new plans to deal with Britain's...

Sdooley 27.07.12 9:20am
War threatened after power switched off as North Koreans enter Olympic Stadium

There was fury at the Olympic Games Opening Ceremony after the power was shut down just as the North Korean athletes were proudly parading around the stadium behind their flag. Already angry after...

Stan 27.07.12 9:07am
Fears of plague outbreak prompted by nationwide bell ringing 0
seymour totti 27.07.12 8:47am
seymour totti
Red faces all round as Olympic organisers admit: 'we forgot Archery'.

London 2012 organisers were left with a lot of explaining to do today, as hundreds of excited Olympic Archery competitors waited expectantly to be shown to their venue. "Archery completely slipped...

allmyownstunts 27.07.12 8:26am
Flying insects buzzing over new 'Fly Flap'

An inventor and life long insect rights activist, Anthony Small, has today launched his latest innovation to make the short duration of insects lives easier. The ‘Fly Flap’ will enable house...

Perks 27.07.12 8:09am