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Baby Hunt by Government Minister James (Adult Content) 1
Kazytc 4 years

Jeremy Hunt, the UK Government's, Culture Secretary ,announced today, that the state should not, support large families. His remark has sparked an outrage, making parents of large families, look for...

Lab tests confirm that father of two not ‘made of money’ 2
dicky37 4 years

After years of repeatedly claiming to his wife and sons that he was not, as they seemed to believe, ‘made of money’, a West Midlands man has undergone a series of genetic tests to obtain...

British runner blames diarrhea for slipping on blocks for not winning gold 0
Basil_B 4 years

Team GB Mark Lewis-Francis blamed a pre-race curry for not getting gold in the Commonwealth Games 100metre final today., 'Bloody native butter chicken' moaned Lewis-Francis. 'When I heard that...

Lady Gaga revealed to be granddaughter of Lord Haw Haw 7
bonjonelson 4 years

Papa's Papa's Nazi...

Trapped satirists could be reached by weekend 7
jp1885 4 years

(A slightly tweaked version of a previous sub) There are hopes the 33 satirists trapped in a Chilean miner meme could be reached for rescue as early as this weekend. Rescue teams have drilled to...

Germany invades poundland... 9
be reasonable 4 years

due to typographical error...

We can all enjoy even more of Chris Evans from next week. Set your alarm now. 4
Ostsee 4 years
British psyche under scrutiny as scientists investigate appeal of monkey butlers 1
la maga 4 years
Mark Knopfler and Sting to star in Wall Street 3: "Money for Nothing" 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Thomas the Tank Engine to be made in Korea as studio warns of 'train drain' 14
therustler 4 years

More soon. [with nod to mshumphreycushion]...

Turning Urine into drinking water the latest WEEE directive 1
Iamthestig 4 years
Exhibitionists that have sex outdoors have joined together 0
arrghgarry 4 years

to form a savings institution off the east coast of Yorkshire...

Aricept, Exelon and Reminyl available on NHS a No-Brainer 1
Erlang 4 years
An archy Bishop Desmond Tutu retires but refuses to die and go to 0
arrghgarry 4 years

heaven ,which has lead people to believe that there is no God and we have been conned or it is an angry God that awaits everyone (apart from those going down stairs of course...

Latest research shows traffic wardens ‘almost permanently erect’. 0
therustler 4 years

Groundbreaking research into arousal levels experienced by traffic wardens has demonstrated that 94% of male wardens experience a state of semi-tumescence and 86% of female wardens admit to being a...

HMRC to release this year’s Children in Need single 3
Zadok the second 4 years

Faceless bureaucrats will be behind this years’ Children in Need charity single, which is due to be released next week. The single reflects the new charitable priorities for the Children in Need...

Label for Alzheimer drug includes "Don't forget to take" in dosage instructions 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Poundland forced to rename after losing legal fight with the common sense police 0
Iamthestig 4 years

Now branded as "Most things are a pound, some less than a pound, lots are 99p and some things are even cheaper, but not everything is a £1 land"...

Doctors surgeries full of Alzheimer patients who forgot why they went there. 0
flossie mcjava 4 years
X Factor to replace UK Borders Agency, Cole personally oversees deportations. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Hungarian Tourist Board renames sludge "Goulash". 0
virtuallywill 4 years

If Sellafield can become an attraction why not "alleged" toxic waste...

Cameron : Child Benefit cut will fund more illegal immigrants on XFactor. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

PM urges public to look at the positive side...

Government to create 75,000 new apprentices; Lord Sugar reportedly furious 0
therustler 4 years
Mystery smell at CERN solved as physicists discover dog particle 1
andhrimnir 4 years
Kraft Foods admits Mellow Birds made from 'ground up human remains' 0
therustler 4 years

More soon. (No thanks.)...

Nobel Cash prize offsets some of loss of Child Benefit say IVF pioneer 0
simonjmr 4 years
Kenyan polygamist dies after forgetting the birthday of his 100th wife 2
Griffin 4 years
Even spiders hate wasps – Latest from Nature magazine 10
therustler 4 years

‘Even spiders hate wasps…’ is not the name of Lady Gaga’s latest album but rather the latest shocking revelation from the internecine wars currently underway in the insect world. Despite...

Chile miners victims of cruel hoax. 5
be reasonable 4 years

It was revealed today that the South American miners who have been trapped deep underground for weeks owe their plight to a cruel hoax by a TV prankster. Argentine game-show host and Jeremy Beadle...

It was a big day for Thomas.... 0
mshumphreycushion 4 years

Introducing: David Cameron as Thomas the Tank Engine Tony, Edward and Gordon as themselves Rt Hon Eric Pickles as the Fat Controller Narrator played mischieviously by Ms Cushion, * * * * * * ...