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British Summer Time to be sued

A group of American tourists has launched a class action against the UK government after it was revealed that British Summer Time is actually colder than whatever the other season is called...

deceangli 23.03.13 11:34am
china and russia in bidding war over cyprus

for oil reserves found closed to the shore (should probably have some pictur eof a sun tan oild bottle bobbing on the water)...

4ty2 23.03.13 11:13am
Greece to sell Cyprus to pay off national debt. 13
Ostsee 23.03.13 11:06am
West Korea avoids conflict with the North by pretending not to exist.

Diplomats in the Republic of West Korea were being lauded last night after seventy years of peaceful coexistence with both the Southern Republic of Korea and the Northern People's Democratic...

bonjonelson 23.03.13 10:19am
'iKorea' - New App Aids On-Line Purchase Of Cheap Asian Flat-Pack Furniture 0
Titus 23.03.13 10:07am
Korea in towards End of Daewoos.

Apocalyptic concerns of many Americans over Anderson Air Force Base on Guam being within range of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, were definitely not eased today when Brian Cox coaxed them...

Big Ben 23.03.13 9:14am
Midnight Dreary
A Cross Tick

Increasingly, Nowadays, Found, Lurking, After, Maliciously, Entering, Skin...

Big Ben 23.03.13 8:52am
Big Ben
Keen Justice Just Isn’t (2)

As a result of his recent verdict in the Sheard versus Simpson (deceased) case, Judge Roger Keen was galled at having to explain the justice system yet again, to common plebs who are miserably...

Big Ben 23.03.13 8:32am
Big Ben
Keen Justice Just Isn’t

As a result of his recent verdict in the Sheard versus Simpson (deceased) case, Judge Roger Keen was galled today at having to explain the justice system yet again, to common plebs who are miserably...

Big Ben 23.03.13 1:00am
Street Violence As Central Korean Protestants and Catholics Clash 0
Titus 22.03.13 11:26pm
Breaking News: East Korea declares war on West Korea.

The secretive East Korean micktakership has declared war on West Korea following some 75 years in waiting, submerged under the Sea of Japan, waiting for the "Western Limperialists" to show their hand...

BewsNiscuit 22.03.13 10:36pm
Australia PM Gillard sorry for 'shameful' decades of enforced Fosters 14
Midnight Dreary 22.03.13 10:29pm
Middle-aged man letting go dream of rock stardom

About to enter his fifth decade, accountant Norman Lehman is beginning to relinquish his dream of super star rock celebrity. Norman looks back with disappointment to the days when his band, The Old...

roybland 22.03.13 10:06pm
Baker arrested for skimming 8.33333333333333333333333333333333333333% of profits 2
Terry 22.03.13 10:05pm
'Missiles too ineffectual at killing to solve problems,' claims Obama.

In a state visit to Israel President Obama has expressed dismay at the continual use of missiles in the conflict, saying, 'they are a totally inefficient device of murder.', Touring the destruction,...

Hooch 22.03.13 9:53pm
50+ adults re-live their youth by 'Swimming with condoms'

Whilst many of today's trendy youngsters dream of 'Swimming with dolphins' in US-style theme parks, the 50+ generation is increasingly remembering youthful days spent in local rivers and canals...

antharrison 22.03.13 9:42pm
Big Ben
Dawn French wins Churchill dog look a like competition

Take a look....

custard cream 22.03.13 9:38pm
4 suffer horrible death as Digby, biggest dog in the world, has a surprise shit 1
Terry 22.03.13 9:37pm
The All New Jeni B
Indoor Barbecue voted "Invention Of The Year 2012"

The man behind it a Mr Firestarta said today "Often the best ideas are the simplest ones, just like this. With one of these and some indoor fireworks it is ideal for parties and of course children"....

Flash! Aa-aaaa! 22.03.13 9:02pm
Flash! Aa-aaaa!
John Barnes arrested for BBC TV Centre Blue Peter garden disappearance

more soon....

custard cream 22.03.13 8:57pm
custard cream
Free in tomorrow's Daily Mail, Richard Littlejohn's guide to making friends 0
Ian Searle 22.03.13 8:03pm
Ian Searle
Buddhist Fundamentalists Launch Jihad In Burma

Titus 22.03.13 7:53pm
Northerners Rerun old Snow Footage to claim extended Spring Holiday

Its got to be a hoax, right?...

OliverMcPhee 22.03.13 7:12pm
"Market Street" Invaded by Market Traders Shock

Trouble erupted at a newly opened Morrisons this morning after the stall traders of the old market that was demolished to make way for the new store invaded and set up shop in the famed marketing...

anhodika 22.03.13 6:53pm
PM Gillard tells Osborne: hands off Aus territory 0
Terry 22.03.13 6:50pm
Madness set to play HMV Closure Concert

London Nutty Boys Madness confirmed today that they would be performing at Feltham HMV to mark the store’s closure Last year was a hectic year for the boys, gigging all over the country, on top of...

brownpaperreporter 22.03.13 6:33pm
Cyprus sunk in effort to save Euro

The island of Cyprus was disappeared last night in what European Union sources have described as "reasonable and proportionate action to get the Euro crisis under control." Cyprus, to be known...

BAJDixon 22.03.13 6:26pm
Emergency Services introduce "Hi-vis jacket potato"

hat tip to Perks from a while ago. North Face story...

nickb 22.03.13 6:13pm
Ribbed crisps “do not increase sexual pleasure” says study

A survey of over one hundred couples has revealed that despite claims to the contrary, ribbed crisps do not increase intensity of orgasm for either partner. Twelve flavours and three brands were...

CulchaVulcha 22.03.13 6:03pm
BBC in grooming controversy

The BBC has been shaken today by more accusations of sexual abuse. It has been revealed that the Met Police are investigating several historic claims of grooming by high profile BBC journalists...

godly1966 22.03.13 5:53pm