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Highways Agency re-names M6 ‘Museum of brake lights’, charges £5 entry fee

Money raised to provide vital funding for more fucking roadworks and average speed cameras...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 25.11.11 2:19pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
BBC News forced to broadcast news during Leveson adjournment 0
medici2471 25.11.11 1:45pm
medici2471
Dyslexic Government Minister tries to issue a duck. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 25.11.11 1:19pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Tragic student's prospects cut short after becoming trapped in a clothes horse

Danielle Morgan was a bright outgoing young student who dreamt of one day graduating and beginning a career in “any field I possibly can, perhaps HR or something”. Unfortunately this dream was...

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Newsquelch 25.11.11 11:53am
Newsquelch
Gold miner donates proceeds: "what's mined is yours" 0
Nick McCarr 25.11.11 11:34am
Nick McCarr
Eamon Holmes and Graham Garden to host new lifestyle magazine programme

The name of the show has yet to be decided...

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woody 25.11.11 10:27am
seymour totti
'We're not all fat geeks' cry staff at Macrosoft. 0
Username 25.11.11 10:12am
Username
‘Where’s Wally?’ to be re-branded as ‘Where’s Ed?’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.11.11 9:39am
Duncan Biscuit
Blacks Leisure shares collapse as Occupy protestor numbers dwindle 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.11.11 9:38am
Duncan Biscuit
Home births associated with higher risk of sanctimonious harridans 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.11.11 9:37am
Duncan Biscuit
Arcadia to close more loop holes

Arcadia group owner Sir Philip Green says he has been forced to close around 260 of the fiscal loop holes that he uses to avoid paying his fair share of tax here in the UK, Sir Philip claims that...

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Rich Liszt 25.11.11 8:40am
steve_l
Tantric News!: Sting reflects on 25 years of solo success. 1
SingingHinny 25.11.11 8:36am
Gerontius
Ad agencies employing qualified ‘emotional rapists’ over Christmas period

Advertising agencies have taken to hiring freelance emotional rapists in order to fulfil retailers’ demands for increasingly cynical and manipulative Christmas commercials. According to Tony...

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Qoxiivi 25.11.11 8:10am
Gerontius
Clegg signed up by Cameron on new youth employment scheme. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 25.11.11 7:55am
Al OPecia
Apple steps up patent war, takes fruit supplier to court

Major smartphone manufacturer Apple has been dragging spurious cases through the courts yet again this week. With news of its bitter patent dispute with Android vendors HTC and Samsung still...

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RobAngry 25.11.11 6:58am
RobAngry
Harry Pothead? No, just rollups, honest!

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe has denied smoking marijuana at a party, after a report appeared in British tabloid the Daily Mirror. "We categorically deny the allegations regarding Daniel...

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Flexicon 25.11.11 1:59am
Flexicon
Simon Le Bon, Nick Rhodes and Roger Taylor to close 260 BHS and Top Shop stores 2
Iamthestig 25.11.11 12:56am
FlashArry
JK Rowling evidence 'lacks early Hogwarts magic', complains Leveson Inquiry

Lord Leveson has given an uncompromising thumbs-down to the latest offering from Harry Potter author JK Rowling, branding the new work 'tedious and lacking in that early Hogwarts magic.' Rowling...

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The Paper Ostrich 25.11.11 12:47am
Username
Lumberjacks to join general strike as some 'face the axe'

The National Union of Lumberjacks have today announced the results of a recent ballot on strike action. It has received overwhelming support from it's members of which 54% voted for action, with a...

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Perks 25.11.11 12:23am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Gas watchdog to be renamed, 'Off-rip' 0
Smart Alex 25.11.11 12:13am
Smart Alex
British Gas announces simplified 'Give us all your money' tariff

In response to criticism of over-complicated tariffs, British Gas has announced its radical new '100%' tariff. No longer will customers need to read a meter or worry about leaving lights burning or...

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Boutros 25.11.11 12:11am
Smart Alex
DWP chief hopes for new 'Dole-Line' technology 4
bonjonelson 24.11.11 11:28pm
Qoxiivi
Japanese people think the new iPhone voice controlled assistant is "Silly" 2
gaijintendo 24.11.11 11:03pm
Golgo13
Sienna Miller wins BAFTA for her performance in "The Leveson Inquiry". More soon 1
dominic_mcg 24.11.11 10:40pm
CJWorkman
Chaos expected on Wednesday as placard makers union joins strike. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 24.11.11 10:29pm
dominic_mcg
RSPB spokesman defends record migration figures. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 24.11.11 10:26pm
dominic_mcg
Rowling cries plagiarism against media who targeted children to sell more copies 0
CJWorkman 24.11.11 9:46pm
CJWorkman
Tributes paid as last man to remember a time when there were no bananas, dies. 0
dominic_mcg 24.11.11 9:38pm
dominic_mcg
Overcrowded zoos are the elephant in the room 4
Username 24.11.11 7:49pm
Immunis
‘Stonehenge is just scaffolding’ claim experts

After many tens of years of investigation, the meaning behind the ancient monument of Stonehenge on Salisbury Plain may finally have been discovered. Mike Smith Professor of Useless Knowledge and his...

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Immunis 24.11.11 7:41pm
Immunis