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25% cutbacks in BBC Websites. New URL to be http://ww.bc.c.u 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Ed Balls turns down police protection for his family... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
BBC appoint first openly straight interior design show host 0
judged 4 years

London, UK, Harry Smith is set to break the mould on Wednesday night when he becomes the first explicitly straight presenter of a BBC interiors program. Hailing the appointment as 'a dramatic step...

Andy Gray and Richard Keys to appear on Loose Women 0
TerribleTim 4 years
Shock Survey - Almost All Self Abuse Goes Unreported 2
MC One R 4 years

According to a study, approximately 90% of UK self-abuse cases go unreported. "Incidents of self-abuse number in the millions," said Professor Tony Inchpractice, Director of Studies. "And it's not...

The gaiety of nations: Belgium's contribution 5
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

As ultra-Liberal puppet régimes flounder world-wide under the pressure of obvious, forseeable shortcomings of their policies, and governments cobbled together in mirrored halls filled with Chinese...

Downing Street Rat Mistaken For Clegg 0
Ddigon o broblem 4 years

"Im a Rat not a Prat" squeaks the Rodent...

Berlusconi’s party gaining support, “ever since Silvio shagged that donkey”... 2
Doylem 4 years
"Strawberry fields forever" now organically remastered 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Pair of tits caught offside in soccer sexism row 4
Gerontius 4 years

fast-forward button...

Ed Balls overheard saying "Someone will have to explain politics to my wife". 0
MC One R 4 years
One-legged writer sueing Website for suggesting his jokes are crap 3
Trickster 4 years

told he hasn't got a leg to stand on...

Sky receives two complaints that two women will present Monday Night Football 0
simonjmr 4 years
Mike Ashley ,Newcastle Owner blows one million in 2 hours hopes to get back 0
melody 4 years

into their good books...

IOW engineers are planning to put a red phone box into space. 1
simonjmr 4 years

New fibre optic technology will allow the successful deployment and tether orbit of a payphone into space, just in case visiting astronauts to the International space station feel the need to "Phone...

Court to hear Coulson sacked NoW reporter because 'he just couldn't hack it' 4
pinxit 4 years
Just in: Frugal Mr Tabak lost control when Jo Yeates bought the pizza and drinks 1
melody 4 years

and she asked him to go Dutch...

Hold the front page: football pundits “a bit sexist” shock... 0
Doylem 4 years
Commemorative Royal Wedding mugs recalled for “failing kitsch test”... 1
Doylem 4 years

Prototypes of a souvenir mug, featuring the profiles of William and Kate intwined inside a heart created from flowers, birds and honey bees, are being recalled for failing the standard test of good...

‘Too blue for TV’ comedian actually just 'too crap’ claims BBC 0
Skylarking 4 years

Top BBC producers are going to court to challenge the claims of an infamous ‘blue’ comedian. Ron ‘Rumpy’ Ronaldson states that his expletive-laden live act is ‘Too blue for the b*ggerin'...

Bristol man to appear in court over pizza theft. 0
Stan 4 years
Damien Hirst becomes art himself encased in a large glass tank of formaldashite. 7
melody 4 years
Someone else arrested over Bristol murder 3
Trickster 4 years

"We hope it's the right one this time," said Bristol Police. "Otherwise we'll just have to try another neighbour, and there are quite a lot. It's usually a neighbour, or family member, anyway, if you...

James Cameron's world falls apart as unobtainium drops to $25 a kilo. 0
melody 4 years
Dolly the float shows that Australian humour survived flood unharmed 0
4ty2 4 years

looks like we missed this news [url=]sex doll no flotation device[/url]...

Silvio Berlusconi exonerated after identical twin comes clean 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Fabrizio Berlusconi, today admitted that the promiscuous parties, the drugs and the young girls were all down to him and not the Italian leader Silvio “For years he has been covering for me”...

No media interest in Student Fees - stories about Jordan much easier to write... 1
deskpilot3 4 years
Lord Denies British Women are ' Easy Meat' 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

A Tory Cabinet Minister was at the centre of a sex scandal last night over claims that he cheated on his wife and slept with a blonde lover. Lord Lardyass plied the recovering alcoholic, a Miss...

Vincent Tabak guilty of sounding a bit foreign... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Vince Cable manages a whole week without any embarrassing news stories... 0
deskpilot3 4 years