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Situation tense as wedding speech enters 2nd day, say negotiators 5
jp1885 4 years
Obama and Ahmedinajad take ritual playground taunts to next level 0
la maga 4 years

Relations between the US and Iran reached a new low today when Barack Obama drew a line across the playground with his foot and told Mahmoud Ahmadinejad , "I warn you: if you step across that line...

Cameron Seen Bulk-Buying Rolls of Tape 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

To hold his Press Secretary's story together?...

Anarchist library forced to close after failure to catalogue correctly. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Twinnings to become Official Tea of Builders 0
KimKali 4 years

PG Tips & Tetley's release joint statement: "LOL!", More in, oh, well, it's hard to say exactly., You may also be interested in our earlier article: Outrage at revelation tea-growing outsourced... - the new website for game show hosts 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Rooney will be fit to face Swiss prostitutes , insists Capello. 8
Gary Stanton 4 years

Casting aside lingering doubts over a groin injury, England manager Fabio Capello believes talismanic striker Wayne Rooney is ready to deliver against a formidable line-up of Basle sex workers and is...

Woman cautioned for urinating in public pleads squatters rights. 1
SingingHinny 4 years
Pope to 'make himself useful' on forthcoming UK trip 5
ianslat 4 years

Archbishop of Westminster Vincent Nichols has defended the astronomical cost of the Pope's forthcoming visit to the UK, explaining that Pope Benedict will amongst other things be carrying out...

Irish ready to launch eggs within 45 minutes claims Blair advisor. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years
Wayne Rooney did something the day before yesterday - sensation. 1
Ostsee 4 years
ASA rules against Milk Marketing Board; pint-sized 'is discriminatory' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Aliens make official first contact by offering to re-point the Pyramids 2
jp1885 4 years
Hutton report confirms it was Colonel Mustard with a dagger in the library 2
Oxbridge 4 years

The Hutton inquiry, which was set up to investigate the circumstances of the death of Dr Black at his house last year, has been published and concluded that it was Colonel Mustard with a dagger in...

Disabled teenager does triple sommersault in wheelchair breaks world 3
arrghgarry 4 years

record ,however it marred by not being in competition and being assisted by drunken bus driver...

"awkin's confirm God free Universe as Planets are created by Simon Cowell 0
4ty2 4 years

After discovering the most recent planet Hawkings came to agree with Dawkin about the fact that God is not required for the existance of the Universe as Planets are created by a man called Simon...

It was Colonel Mustard with a dagger in the library 4
Oxbridge 4 years
Underworld does not want Blairs book in Crime Section. 3
Dun Dunkin 4 years

An internet campaign to have Blair's book placed in the crime section has hit a snag. Rumours the underworld are unhappy at being associated with him as it makes them feel 'dirty' and that there ...

BNP kept out of politics by 'elite cabal' of the majority of UK voters 0
jp1885 4 years
ICC 'fixed Pakistan spot betting inquiry' for Far East gambling syndicate 0
jp1885 4 years
Blair Cancels Book-Signing Engagement .. 0
Gourd Almighty 4 years

.. On the strength of evidence of estimated "45 second" mobilisation time for footwear and buns...

CERN Admits Defeat as British Boffins Construct LHC-Lite in Channel Tunnel 2
mugwump 4 years
Fox rules out naval deal with chickens 2
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
‘Hi,this isTory HQ.Leave a message and the News of the World will ring you back' 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Blair says Coalition is going soft on crime: ‘Just look at me’. 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Fronds Reunited - the website for jungle plants 3
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Pakistan spot-fixing cricket scandal now almost as dull as the game itself 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Desperate Gove persuades McDonalds to offer free school with every meal 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Rooney travels to Switzerland despite warnings that Swiss prossies charge a 8
arrghgarry 4 years

lot more money for customers that look like monkeys...

Dumb American kids stupidly perform toe-curlingly bad show themselves 0
Oxbridge 4 years

When a troupe of professional actors pulled out of doing performance of The Wizard of Oz at Robert E. Lee High School in Vicksburg, Georgia, with only two weeks notice, the perky, can-do senior kids...