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Cattle rustlers served with noise abatement order... 0
be reasonable 4 years

moo-re soon...

Indian Soothsayer Says... 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

An Indian soothsayer says that the world's ills could be caused by rod fishermen regularly opening a can of worms...

Canadians realise they have nothing to be thankful for, 1
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Blair delighted that he will get state funeral but less pleased it's next week. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Schiphol Airport Departures : Solomon Burke 0
saltire 4 years

Now boarding at Pearly Gate No1. Last call for Mr Solomon Burke...

Why don't you just fuck off, then, Nobel Prize committee tells China 5
rickwestwell 4 years
Daisy Bell finally gives her answer. 0
AndyS 4 years

After 118 years of waiting Harry has finally had his answer from Daisy and it is a NO! Daisy who for the last few years has been working on the childrens TV programme "In the Night Garden" as Daisy...

Beauty judges rate this Sunday's calendar girl as "10-10-10" 2
Pharcite 4 years
Katie Price wins Nobel prize for literature 8
therustler 4 years

Polymath actress, model, mum and part time horse carriage driver Katie Price was today awarded the Nobel prize for literature, narrowly beating Mario Vargas Llosa into second place with her soon to...

Do tors on erned about effe t of rap musi on teenagers brains... 0
be reasonable 4 years

More soon, bit h...

UK Border Agency exposes X-Factor as an illegal immigration ring 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

"This is our first positive TV raid" said a UKBA spokesman "others, like the one on Last of the Summer Wine were less successful although we did expose an assisted suicide ring for ageing actors but...

facebook to publish league tables will save UK goverment millions 0
4ty2 4 years

following the successfull publication of the f*** book report by Mrs Owen, a student at Duke university, rating her lovers picked up from the university lacrosse team and the public ranting of pupils...

'Kavanagh QC' to be repeated... Morse soon. 6
be reasonable 4 years

(Here we go again)...

Allah sends warning to Jihadists ,to stop blowing themselves and others up 0
arrghgarry 4 years

as Paradise has run out of virgins ,...

Five civil servants injured as Eric Pickles wins the fight for the last biscuit. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Tony Blair Witch Kidnapped by the Poliban 0
Kazytc 4 years

Middle East Envy, and former UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair Witch, has been kidnapped by the Poliban, who specialize in kidnapping Politicians, for the Taliban, and getting them banned from working in...

Passengers rescued after ferry fire as Roxy Music barbeque got out of hand 0
Basil_B 4 years
Implausible court case as three in court for double murder. 0
Basil_B 4 years

One of them has got to be innocent...

Britain's oldest working prostitute dies aged 93. 15
wallster 4 years

Beryl Oldacre, Britain's longest serving street walker has finally hung up her fishnet support tights and laid down, for once, to rest. A familiar sight around Chelmsford's train station and...

Actor who provided the voice of the Sinn Fein leader sues for unpaid royalties 2
simonjmr 4 years

The actor who provided the voice of Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams on British TV between 1970 and 1984 is taking legal action over unpaid royalties. More soon...

Noel Edmonds makes Gotcha oscar return by awarding it to Chilean Miners 0
Basil_B 4 years

'You lot have been great sports' said the bearded ex disc jockey 'we could of had you out six weeks ago but we thought we'd play a little trick on you'. Noel is currently lying in a Santiago...

X Factor enquire if Immigration 'Wouldn't rather have Louis?' 0
EllieTack 4 years
Model in Galaxy ad fails HSE workstation assessment. 0
tl72uk 4 years
Michael Caine tells doctor "I only told you to blow his bloody socks off". 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Pornography leading the way in positive depictions of lesbianism report men 0
jm 4 years
Tories To Puncture 'Meals-On-Wheels' Service 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Sedan chair lifters to take over?...

Tory MP's Admit That Their Nostalgia For The 1980's Is So Great.... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Thatcher's public service squeeze, high unemployment, doing down the unions, and slump., That they are all looking forward to the upcoming re-run...

Source of toxic waste traced back to UK holidaymaker 1
Gerontius 4 years

^^CLICK HERE^^ for more pics of putrid oily slick...

Thailand to recall 300 brides 0
Kuifje 4 years

The Thai government is to recall over 300 brides following concerns over 'minor safety issues' it was revealed last night. Officials have confirmed that the brides, once a by-word for reliability...

Dinner Lady Grooms a Biscuit Boy Oliver 0
Kazytc 4 years

A dinner lady working in St Mary's Primary School in County Fermanagh, Northern Ireland, has been accused of grooming a boy of 9 years old. 'Oliver Twist'-Cookie, asked dinner lady Pat Lavery-Groom,...