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Late Night Screening of Harrison Ford Movie Ignites Amish Fury

A midnight screening of the 1985 American thriller film directed by Peter Weir and starring Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis, Witness, has ignited scenes of violence and rioting throughout the Amish...

22.09.12 2:23pm
Andrew Mitchell arrested for cycling on the pavement. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 22.09.12 2:06pm
Failure of skinny dip record attempt blamed on reduced members 0
Queen of Tarts 22.09.12 1:04pm
Queen of Tarts
"I have complete confidence in twat Mitchell," states Cameron 0
DustyBinLaden 22.09.12 12:23pm
Britney Spears wildcat action cancels cross-channel ferries

or, Wildcat action cancels Britney Spears...

PeterB 22.09.12 12:00pm
New Quango furious

the new Quango "Police Liase with Everybody Better", or PLEB as they are known are furious at Andrew Mitchell "bringing them into disrepute", according to Scotland Yard insiders today...

Bismarck 22.09.12 10:59am
Jesus Marriage Certificate found in Colchester Attic

Sensational new evidence proves that Jesus was definitely married according to Ken Stokes, Professor of Coptic studies at the University of East Anglia. The startling discovery of a marriage...

Denis Dijon 22.09.12 10:27am
Denis Dijon
Decriminalising bunting ‘could encourage flag abuse’

Eric Pickles has taken the controversial step of decriminalising a range of popular flags for 'personal use', but social workers have warned that widespread nationalism ‘could be just around the...

22.09.12 10:10am
IOS6 maps to answer question "How many roads must a man walk down"

Apple have revealed that the new IOS6 maps app has been carefully designed to provide a definitive answer to the eternal question [i]how many roads must a man walk down[/i]. "We think the answer is...

apepper 22.09.12 9:39am
Referring to Kate as The Royal Couple" is disrespectful, says Palace. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 22.09.12 9:19am
Teachers to receive invoices in place of pay, says Ofsted. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 22.09.12 9:06am
Clegg sorry for breaking tuition fee pledge...

in return for a vote on Proportional Representation, and some magic beans...

deskpilot3 22.09.12 7:09am
Ed Balls yesterday apologised for selling his daughter's hamster (2 years ago)

Speaking from his garage in his North London home Ed made this emotional and extraordinary apology "There's no easy way to say this: I made a pledge to keep the hamster, I didn't stick to it - and...

andydog 22.09.12 7:07am
Phil and Grant distance themselves from David 2
Duncan Biscuit 22.09.12 7:02am
Mr Target
Olympic Park volunteers struggle to adjust to civilian life, says report

With their distinctive sponge fingers, their uniforms and their loud hailers, it's hard to ignore the Olympic Park volunteer vets who hang around the streets of Britain. But everyone tries to. It's...

ronseal 22.09.12 6:39am
Mr Target
Turkish Grand Prix latest - Simeon Stylites named as polesitter 2
Smart Alex 22.09.12 6:37am
Police appeal to public to end abuse of police officers

Police investigating the deaths of two officers in Greater Manchester have called for an end the generalisation by the public on the deaths “of the cute one and the other one” Speaking via their...

hardev 22.09.12 12:21am
Wealthy Tories to be given priority at Passport Control.

The UK Border Agency today announced the provision of priority lanes at Passport Control for Wealthy donors to the Conservative party, its M.P.s and party members; arriving at airports in the UK. ...

exsumper 21.09.12 8:09pm
Carlos Kickaball sues for “racial stereotyping”... 1
Tripod 21.09.12 7:51pm
After another ministerial indiscretion PM calls in Cabinet for dressing down

pinxit 21.09.12 7:22pm
Blasphemous online comment spark massive protests in Pakistan 2
Dumbnews 21.09.12 6:59pm
Advertisement Feature: Could you be entitled to claim back 'SSI'?

Have you ever been to a well known burger restaurant? Did you have fries and a drink with your fast food? Have you eaten your chicken out of a bucket in the last 6 years. If you answered yes to any...

Perks 21.09.12 5:54pm
Its the devils work I tell yee,

hes falling yee all I tell yee,EVIL goes on here I tell yee,EVIL,evil thats easy to see if your a man of the cloth, that 90% of the people on this site arent real,there all one man,a madman,a shape...

Rev E Coli 21.09.12 3:42pm
No longer anyone available to fix Jimmy Saville headstone spelling mistake 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.09.12 3:41pm
Duncan Biscuit
Birmingham crash pilot admits brum landing 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.09.12 3:40pm
Duncan Biscuit
Afhan Bowler accused of bowling a wrong 'un hand grenade 0
simonjmr 21.09.12 3:30pm
Remember GB's Famous 1979 World Champion Hide & Seek Team-Where Are They Now?

More sooncount to 100 and close your eyes...

21.09.12 2:55pm
Western view of stereotypical Muslim protest sparks stereotypical Muslim protest

Muslims across the Middle East were in uproar yesterday, after a leaked BBC documentary revealed 90% of the Uk population strongly agree with the statement "Muslims are coming across as a bit...

SuburbanDad 21.09.12 2:28pm
One Direction switch to Pampers to avoid future leaks. 0
Queen of Tarts 21.09.12 1:58pm
Queen of Tarts
MoD confirms Camp Bastion baby birth result of 'blue on blue' attack 12
pinxit 21.09.12 1:34pm