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Porn actors now having to work longer and harder claims union 1
LittleSpender 25.05.12 8:32pm
Olympic Torch now running on Emergency Credit

Olympic Officials today admitted they were caught "somewhat offguard" at how frequently they needed to top up the credit on the Pay As You Go gas card which was intended to keep the Olympic Flame...

grumblechops 25.05.12 6:07pm
Des Custard
Lloyds head of fraud receives £2.5M bonus for uncovering fraud

Jessica Harper, head of Fraud and Security at Lloyds bank, has received a 7 figure bonus. A bank spokesman explained; "I know this may seem excessive, but Ms Harper has uncovered a truly audacious...

apepper 25.05.12 2:51pm
Humperdink looks cert to be oldest contestant to get 'nil point'.

Nominees sought for next years joke entry...

MADJEZ 25.05.12 1:52pm
Saudi Arabian shoplifting rugby player having trouble with handoff 0
seymour totti 25.05.12 12:33pm
seymour totti
SpaceX Dragon successfully delivers junk mail to International Space Station 0
TerribleTim 25.05.12 10:37am
£4m fake coin haul: 'We wuz just doin a bit of yer quantitative easin' officer.' 0
weematt 25.05.12 10:28am
Lloyds former Head of Fraud says she was "just doing her job" 0
Sinnick 25.05.12 9:16am
Student arsonists welcome priority schools building programme

With the end of term just weeks away dissaffected student arsonists have broadly welcomed Education Minister Michael Gove's announcement that some schools are to be refurbished. Rick Woods, 16, of...

Mandy Lifeboat 25.05.12 7:00am
Minimum alcohol pricing could leave tramps ‘dangerously lucid’ warn experts

Experts have warned that government proposals to introduce a minimum price per unit of alcohol could have a devastating effect on the UK’s tramp industry, leaving vagrants facing levels of sobriety...

25.05.12 6:57am
Tesco outsources checkout operators to India

In a bid to halt a decline in profits, Tesco has announced plans to outsource their checkout operators to India. Avoiding eye-contact with customers remotely via an uninteractive ‘tcsh’ screen,...

25.05.12 6:55am
Chelsea Flower Show latest: Di Matteo's 'Bunch of Pansies' takes top honour

Hot on the heels of their Champions League success, the lads from Chelsea FC have once again opened their gardens to members of the public for their annual display of horticultural excellence. The...

grumblechops 25.05.12 6:44am
Transport unions slam use of "baggage handler" as slang for exotic wanking. 0
Lemon difficult 24.05.12 7:20pm
Lemon difficult
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Al OPecia 24.05.12 7:07pm
Mladic vows he will sing at Eurovision despite protests

Controversial crooner Ratko Mladic vowed he will represent Serbia at the Eurovision Song Contest with his powerful version of Killing me Softly. He told a packed press conference that he knows...

nickb 24.05.12 6:04pm
Adam Smith 'economical with the truth' 1
Underconstruction 24.05.12 4:14pm
Dating agency discovers God on its books

Lonely hearts agency is celebrating having signed up a major deity. Initially registered as Cowell666, His identity was revealed when staff investigated a number of complaints. ...

cinquecento 24.05.12 3:37pm
At Last – an Inguiry into Inquiries

The government has announced the creation of a blue ribbon panel to investigate the sad state of Public Inquires. The government spokesman, Sir John Humpty, has indicated that the panel's brief will...

jack 24.05.12 2:50pm
Tommy Cooper named as the new Fez of L'Oreal 0
Nails UK 24.05.12 2:39pm
Nails UK
Irony not lost as "How hard do you work?" feature tops BBC Most Read 0
grumblechops 24.05.12 2:27pm
Bi-sexuals keeps armpits fresh by Trimmingham

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Underconstruction 24.05.12 2:26pm
Tesco winning back shoppers with 'Really S**t" range

Global supermarket giant Tesco, are said to be winning the battle to regain market share, following the successful launch of their 'Really Shit' range., Head of Sales and Marketing, Fritha Two...

Underconstruction 24.05.12 2:21pm
Greek recession could go on to have "more dips than a meze" 1
Underconstruction 24.05.12 2:18pm
Recession 'even better than thought', enthuses Robert Peston 2
24.05.12 2:03pm
Priority parking becomes most expensive paralympic ticket 0
Underconstruction 24.05.12 1:52pm
Greek tax system moves over to "Pay As You Urn" 0
seymour totti 24.05.12 1:36pm
seymour totti
MP's say calls for MI6 spy case to be reopened too late to be any help to victim 0
Scronnyglonkle 24.05.12 12:42pm
Carina Trimmingham loses fight with press, not to asscociated with Chris Huhne 0
Scronnyglonkle 24.05.12 12:40pm
16th century explorers warned over faulty Mappa Mundi

Queen Elizabeth I has issued a warning to her explorers to take care when attempting to discover territories in the New World using the Mappa Mundi. The advice follows a number of incidents over the...

ianslat 24.05.12 11:55am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Prince Philip praises cripples and foreigners carrying Olympic Torch

More, later...

virtuallywill 24.05.12 11:53am
Vertically Challenged Giant