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Tories revealed to be "no longer keen on Fox-hunting". More soon 0
Al OPecia 08.10.11 4:37pm
Al OPecia
PETER ANDRE TO HOST MASTERMIND.

The BBC today have announced that pop-sensation, Peter Andre, is to be the new host of flagship quiz show Mastermind. The news comes on the back of a radical shake up by the publicly owned...

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delightfullyodd 08.10.11 3:35pm
delightfullyodd
Cameron To Hold Big Sex Romp At Number 10......

.To cover up Tories latest economic gaff and Liam Fox's fiasco...

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Jesse Bigg 08.10.11 3:23pm
Jesse Bigg
British team reaches rugby semi-finals. 1
Ostsee 08.10.11 12:49pm
Drylaw
GMT rethink - 'Octuple Summer Time' urged for UK’s health

With new reports claiming nearly two-thirds of Britons are overweight or obese – making us the fattest country in Europe – health experts are suggesting that putting our clocks forward 8 hours...

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Golgo13 08.10.11 12:27pm
Al OPecia
Des O'Connor Christmas Album "Only safe bet to get Jacko off" states Doc 0
Drylaw 08.10.11 12:15pm
Drylaw
Government feud 'started by tie snipping'

Spiritual differences between the small subgroup of people who call themselves politicians, known to the wider folk as the 'Pain People', have led to a feud in which members snip each others ties....

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kga6 08.10.11 11:23am
kga6
Wayne Rooney stunned as everyone in world named Rooney arrested

‘We thought it would save time to question all of them,’ a police spokesperson said, ‘just in case.’...

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Clarky 08.10.11 10:58am
Clarky
Emo responsible for Moody cuts 2
button 08.10.11 9:33am
charlies_hat
Mouse swapper taken to court over bullying charges

A gentleman from Essex who replaced a work colleague's computer mouse with a real live version has been taken to court over allegations of bullying. His victim, 29 year old Todd Begswick, is still...

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Screenie 08.10.11 9:28am
Al OPecia
Werritty cherrity verritty sought

..will hilerritty follow?...

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nickb 08.10.11 8:42am
nickb
Taliban to impove image by reimagining "West Side Story"..

"Gee Officer Corruptka", "I once knew a law called Sharia", "Who wants to belive in America?"...

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Al OPecia 08.10.11 5:45am
Textbook
Steve Jobs riP. 10
Al OPecia 08.10.11 4:46am
Al OPecia
World conker championship organisers blame cancellation on shoestring budget.

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spoole2112 07.10.11 11:29pm
spoole2112
Cuts Latest : BBC to repeat 2008 Olympics in 2012 3
medici2471 07.10.11 10:00pm
medici2471
Red carded Roonie "will be kicking himself" predicts dad. 4
Boutros 07.10.11 9:11pm
Sinnick
Fans celebrate Euro 2012 qualification with impromptu shindig 0
07.10.11 9:10pm
Rooney Snr wins bet on Rooney Jnr being sent off in 71st minute 2
Sinnick 07.10.11 9:01pm
Midfield Diamond
Sighting of Nessie in Thames, was not David Walliams

A rare Loch Ness monster sibling has been sighted in the River Thames deep into London for the first time last week. Although normally associated with the Loch in Scotland, this is the first time the...

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witless 07.10.11 7:22pm
dvo4fun
Jobs' mourning suits now available in white.

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Boutros 07.10.11 6:57pm
Boutros
Cyber-Shocker: Steve Jobs Dies Just Like Everyone Else

Steve Jobs will always be remembered for the billions of dollars he donated to alleviate human suffering worldwide. Sorry, wait. That was someone else. Steve Jobs will always be remembered for...

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rikkor 07.10.11 6:20pm
rikkor
GOOD SAMARITAN SOMEHOW STILL MASSIVE ARSEHOLE

Despite heroically diving in front of a lorry to save an old lady from being run over, Good samaritan and local charity worker Dave Hitchens was somehow, still an arsehole, it emerged last night. ...

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Peter749400 07.10.11 5:23pm
dvo4fun
Small herd of cattle & 5-barred gate left at Cow & Gate offices after CEO dies 2
dvo4fun 07.10.11 5:22pm
Manchester local derby match results latest: Householders 3, Burglars 0

More later - perhaps...

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dvo4fun 07.10.11 5:20pm
dvo4fun
Barclays Avoids Moody Blues

lots more soon...

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medici2471 07.10.11 5:00pm
medici2471
Locksmith called into court for latch fixing 0
charlies_hat 07.10.11 4:14pm
charlies_hat
Moody downgraded to 'a little sulky'

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spoole2112 07.10.11 3:56pm
spoole2112
Forsyth accused of thatch fixing

Strictly Comb Dancing star Bru...

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spoole2112 07.10.11 3:36pm
button
New Bond film title to be 'Oh it's him again, what was wrong with Brosnan' 3
MADJEZ 07.10.11 2:49pm
dvo4fun
Steve Jobs's brother bitter at "unearned" tributes to internet entrepreneur

Speaking to our reporter, Mr Jobs, a janitor, said. "He wasn't so special, just that he was the favorite of my parents. I could have achieved just as much if I had his opportunities and given a...

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Tom55 07.10.11 2:20pm
Tom55