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Woman attacked in own home by 1KG bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk 3
BarneyRubble 4 years [quote]Jennifer Duncan yesterday[/quote] A woman from Luton was attacked in her own home yesterday by a...

Players train in England to prepare for Siberia 2022... 0
Doylem 4 years
New labelling for extra-strong beers: ‘Binge responsibly’... 0
Doylem 4 years
FIFA 'we were just sick of hearing that F***ing Elbow song' 0
MADJEZ 4 years

More corporate video-ness soon...

Wikileaks suggest that "everyone but England" knew World Cup result ages ago 0
MC One R 4 years

"Wait until you see their faces at the announcement ceremony" sniggered a spokesman...

Tabloid Big Freeze Shock! 0
Non-U 4 years

A tabloid newspaper caused a sensation today by using the Fahrenheit scale to describe the freezing temperatures that have gripped Britain for days. Normally reserved for hot weather, Fahrenheit,...

England Team plan silent protest against corruption at 2018 World Cup 1
bonjonelson 4 years

Although there are still eight years to go until the 2018 World Cup, and some of our star team players for our 2018 squad may not even have been born yet, plans are afoot within the England camp for...

Oil companies urge motorists to Panic-Buy now they've jacked the prices up. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

More profiteering soon...

Buoyant Qatar to have a crack at a bid for Winter Olympics 2018 as well 0
MC One R 4 years

"How hard can it be?" said a spokesman...

Twelve years: “plenty of time for Qataris to learn what a football looks like”.. 0
Doylem 4 years
The search for the new 'digital' Andrex puppy has started... 0
Ian Searle 4 years

McDonalds working on range of “exciting new product names” for 2011... 1
Doylem 4 years

“It was instructive to see how this iconic, global company comes up with new products”, says Frank Bruckenheimer (PhD in Food Ballistics from Hamburger University) “and fascinating to see the...

eBay for sale: 1 snowman from Kent. Quick sale essential 1
Sinnick 4 years
English F.A. to be renamed the B.N.M. (Billy No Mates). 0
MADJEZ 4 years
England World Cup Team Demand Vote-Box Technology Following Disallowed Votes 0
BarneyRubble 4 years, [quote]Some angry footballists yesterday[/quote] The England World Cup Bid Team have demanded that FIFA introduce vote-box...

FIFA accused of Anthropormorphism 0
Rowly 4 years
Scientists discover snowflake identical to one which fell in 1963 8
red 4 years

Scientists were today able to dispel the age old belief that no two snowflakes are the same. Using state of the art microscopy techniques and by catching flakes as they fell in specially designed...

Wikileaks: public “nostalgic for good old days, when we were kept in the dark". 0
Doylem 4 years
White slavers blamed for thefts of snowmen. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Russian Mafia releases Blatter's grandchildren. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Archaeologists discover Samuel Pepys' iPod during Clapham excavation 0
gaijintendo 4 years

This follows recent news that forensic computer experts were able to re-activate his Facebook account. References:,

Pope Says It's Ok To Wear a Snood in Some Cases But Not While Playing Football 4
IABP 4 years

[because then you just look like a wanker - he added]...

New Childrens Book published, "Stickleback fishing, with J A R Hartley" 0
Rowly 4 years
Assanage furious with shyster who leaked details of his whereabouts 0
Gerontius 4 years

(has it been done)...

Pakistan come second - Investigation demanded. 0
MC One R 4 years
New FIFA / Qatar alliance to pave the way for Russia to join OPEC 0
alf 4 years

In it's new 'self proclaimed' role as international intermediary, FIFA has taken the unprecedented step of using its unelected and unchecked members to assist in re-establishing OPEC as a world power...

England set new record 0
MC One R 4 years

World cup campaign over 8 years before a ball is kicked...

England committee accused of taking bribe after winning two votes 0
Gerontius 4 years

FIFA are out of touch with grass-roots supporters say Prince William, Prime Minister David Cameron and multi millionaire media celebrity David Beckham...

Putin delighted... 1
Dexter 4 years

"It's the first time we've won anything since 1945"., (Or 1980, if you count the Olympics with no Americans in it)...

'Oooh Mr Blatter', says Russian prostitute 2
red 4 years

Unconfirmed reports suggest that a delegate in the Russian World cup bid has complimented FIFA Chairman Sepp Blatter on his credientials to hold the highest postion in Football. Tatiana...