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Craig Whyte inducted into Celtic "Hall of fame" for services the the club....

"We had thought about naming one of our stands after him," said a club source, "but apparently, he's already very adept at getting those using other means."...

Jammydodgers 21.02.12 7:40pm
Strauss-Kahn now favourite for Daddies Sauce Father of Year and England Captain 0
ronseal 21.02.12 7:39pm
Shares in Hummous dip

but market in bread dough rises...

ianrbland 21.02.12 7:27pm
EU gets €2000 for Greece under country scrappage scheme. 0
MADJEZ 21.02.12 7:01pm
Strauss-Kahn: I did have sex with that woman. And that one. And that one. 0
hughesroland 21.02.12 6:50pm
Amateur photographer struggles with that difficult second album 0
Smart Alex 21.02.12 5:31pm
Smart Alex
‘I’ve been living a lie for 35 years’ confesses singer Tina Charles’ ‘baby’

The love-shy long-term partner of pop singer Tina Charles has admitted after 35 years of going steady that his aversion to ‘loving’ is not solely due to his devotion to recreational dance. Craig...

Skylarking 21.02.12 5:16pm
Strauss-Khan facing a Ho's pipe ban in a matter of weeks 0
simonjmr 21.02.12 5:12pm
Abu Qatada to be awarded honorary membership of BNP.

"Let's face it" said a BNP spokesman, "when it comes to spreading hatred thinly veiled as religious dogma we have a lot to learn. Mr. Qatada has an entire government department gunning for him and he...

ianrbland 21.02.12 5:06pm
Now That's What I Call Music admit to artistic differences

during recording of that difficult eighty-second album...

Smart Alex 21.02.12 4:25pm
Smart Alex
Exhausted Greece gets Euro. Bailout "Thanks, we're off to Ibiza for a long rest" 0
dvo4fun 21.02.12 3:24pm
Giggs can be named as a fair player

So, what was all the fuss about, then ?...

Sinnick 21.02.12 2:58pm
Greek credit rating reduced to ΩΩ 2
bonjonelson 21.02.12 2:51pm
Le Creuset Fiend
DSK in prostitutes ring, allegation 3
medici2471 21.02.12 2:07pm
Jazz FM sorry over "porn" noises, to be re-named Jizz FM from now on 0
Iamthestig 21.02.12 1:41pm
Strauss-Khan claims sex-ring was masterminded by Hobbit & Wizard 1
charlies_hat 21.02.12 1:16pm
Forecourt attendant criticises self-serving motorists 0
cinquecento 21.02.12 1:05pm
Qatada claims "Spam emails show UK government is now desperate"

Abu Qatada claims he has now received over 30 spam emails congratulating him on winning an "all expenses paid" holiday to Jordan. Claiming to have been sent by "a friend", the emails simply tell him...

ianrbland 21.02.12 12:51pm
Midlife crisis inspires revisionist cocktail range

After spending the heady years of his youth serving "Long slow screws on the beach" to the upper echelons of Magaluf, the subsequent career spiral of 40 year old cocktail waiter Darren Hardgrind led...

cinquecento 21.02.12 12:37pm
Confusion as 100's of teenage 'NEETS' apply for Findus COD Quality Control role 0
charlies_hat 21.02.12 12:26pm
Cuts force Met Office to settle for superseaweed rather than supercomputers 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.02.12 11:04am
Duncan Biscuit
Public finance surplus after MPs use January sales to furnish second homes 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.02.12 11:04am
Duncan Biscuit
DSK still waiting for room service in Lille police station 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.02.12 11:03am
Duncan Biscuit
LA porn stars threaten to down tools in protest over mandatory condom use 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.02.12 11:02am
Duncan Biscuit
Ryan Air cuts flights from Edinburgh Airport after realising it is in Edinburgh 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.02.12 11:02am
Duncan Biscuit
A football pitch 'the size of a football pitch' say scientists

A football pitch is exactly the size of one football pitch, scientists at London's Imperial College have discovered in groundbreaking research. The frequent use of a 'football pitch' as a unit of...

roybland 21.02.12 10:50am
Ann Summers downgraded from AAA's to AA's 0
charlies_hat 21.02.12 9:45am
'Nothing wrong with taking Jeremy Clarkson outside and shooting him' says OFCOM 0
Stan 21.02.12 9:08am
Jeremy Clarkson’s face gets dangerously long

The BBC have been fending off various complaints about Jeremy Clarkson for years now but Mr Clarkson’s face has been getting longer over the years and now looks like it is about to fall off his...

Immunis 21.02.12 9:01am
'How do we sell the phrase chain gang, to the British public?' asks Cameron 0
Immunis 21.02.12 8:14am