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BP to line sea floor with Clingfilm 0
jp1885 4 years
Ex-MI5 bossdenies saying 'I spy with my little eye something beginning with WMD' 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cameron reinvents the wheel 5
4 years

The small rural town of Nimby in Cumbria was praised in the Commons today by Dave Cameron for their alternative energy scheme inspired by his Big Society plans. Instead of erecting dozens of...

Academies Bill says he won’t be rushed 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
‘Poor relation’ crime victims confused and angry that bankers got away with it 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
'Hose pipe amnesty' to be trialled in place of outright ban 0
dicky37 4 years

UK's worst offenders urged to anonymously hand in thousands of hoses, garden sprinklers and pressure washers at police stations, 'no questions asked'...

Moat: Northumberland police now seeking to 'build bridges' 0
dicky37 4 years

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Media tycoon released on bail by US appeals court. Is it 'cause he's Black? 0
Erlang 4 years
International gobshite Glenn Beck says he may (or may not) go blind within 0
arrghgarry 4 years

a year because of macular dystrophy .Elton John has a hit song already lined up., Deaf,dumb and blind kid sure talks a load of balls...

The Big Issue to be renamed Big Society News..... 0
BillyBitzer 4 years
Apple launches iPhone Decart Ap, the iThink and the iAm 0
hero2zero 4 years
Iran moves to ban "looking French". 2
the coarse whisperer 4 years

In a shock move today the Iranian parliament has banned berets, handlebar moustaches, stripy sweaters, strings of onions, insouciant shrugs, a casual attitude to extramarital sex, noisy citron deux...

Dalmatian issued with spot fine by overzealous PCSO. 0
4 years
Court grants Locked In sufferer the right to end his own life & hands him a gun 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

And sends the Geordie Police from the Raoul Moat siege to surround his bed "G'wan ya poof man. Ya noos ya kenna doo it"...

Vatican launch e-praying app for IPhone 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Obama deeply upset over comments made by an anonymous blogger 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Thrill seeker to drive from Paris to Dakar without using GPS 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Unions claim cuts 'fully justified' 0
thogg 4 years

"In these difficult times of austerity it is only right that cutbacks are made" said union chieftan. "This of course includes cutting many jobs and pensions, but I'm our members understand the need...

Cameron to re-launch Big Country 2
virtuallywill 4 years

David Cameron will take the place of Stuart Adamson as lead singer of Big Country , he will be joined by Bruce Watson, Tony Butler and Mark Brzezicki ., Cameron believes he can mix the bagpipe...

Bogus Male Stripper gang busted, arrests made 12
Golgo13 4 years

Police confirmed today that eight men have been arrested in connection with a bogus male stripper ring that operated across Britain and targeted women attending hen nights, birthday parties and...

African children saved by celebrities this week: 3 and counting 0
la maga 4 years
Essex joins race to host next Middle East war 5
ianslat 4 years

The Ministry of Defence has today confirmed that Essex is to enter a bid to host the next war in the Middle East. Defence Secretary Liam Fox proudly boasted ‘despite not actually being in the...

Fast food retailers hail Cameron's 'Big Society' plans 0
jp1885 4 years
Scotsman Sean Connery who used to live in a 9 $million tenement 0
arrghgarry 4 years

in Spain has been accused of fraud and other things he cannot pronounce correctly., The local pressed have dubbed it the " Missing many Pennies"case...

Cameron's 'Big Society' has limits, not big enough to include you 0
la maga 4 years
Cameron announces "Big Society" - An Endemol Production 0
Rorschach 4 years

The misfits have been voted into the House. Now it's just a case of seeing who's going to get f**ked by them...

No more secrets of magic left - Wall St. fear as Penn and Teller set up bank. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
New Health and Safety laws for military 1
Zadok the second 4 years

Defence Secretary Liam Fox has denied charges that a raft of new Health and Safety laws for the army, the navy and the airforce are being introduced as a cost-cutting exercise. “It has been drawn...

DIY fans disappointed, Farnborough Plane display doesn't involve any hand tools 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Husband stops filming for two bloody minutes; misses child’s first steps 0
Zadok the second 4 years

An ordinary man put that sodding hand-held camcorder down for two bloody minutes and started actually enjoying being with his family this weekend, according to witnesses. The man, Geoff Curran of...