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Poo-power car goes like stink. 0
Stan Laurel 4 years

Poo-power car goes like shit off a Teflon shovel. Many more soon...

"The Far Side" Cartoonist Gary Larsons Mysterious Disappearance 0
rfreed 4 years

Mysterious was the disappearance of Gary Larson, the famed and beloved creator of the very popular cartoon series The Far Side. One day a successful, widely popular genius behind one of the world's...

NHS Row as specialist who diagnosed woman with Alzheimer's every 14 mins is 3
pinxit 4 years

found to have Alzheimer's...

Newsbiscuit mistaken for a serious news site.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

In response to the story about Burqua's for Blackberry's hitting the linkedin (...

Mick and Keith to sue Naomi shock horror 0
Scroat 4 years
EXCLUSIVE! Rough diamond - 'My night of lust with Naomi Campbell' 0
pinxit 4 years

"and she calls ME 'dirty'."...

He was a poor boy... 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

empty as a failed state, empty as a failed state. She was a rich girl, had diamonds on the soles of her shoes, all the way through customs, all the way through customs...

Liverpool's New Team Found in Back of Lorry at Dover 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

One of those found in the back of the lorry denied he had come cocklepicking and claimed he was liverpool's new striker. The Chinese Government said they liked liverpool city as it had a good...

New BBC Radio 8 to feature failed presenters. Nominations, volunteers required. 14
Griffin 4 years
Cameron under fire for praising Turkey's 'vital' contribution to WW1 Campaign 2
pinxit 4 years

Anzacs "had it coming"...

Dirty diamonds "better than a pearl necklace." 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Government to axe statutory birth after nine months 0
The Paper Ostrich 4 years

Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith has announced that babies will be allowed to extend the length of their pregnancy beyond the normal nine months, as part of the Coalition government's...

Fulham owner claims Roy & Premier League in MI6 Conspiracy... 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

more later, court cases, private investigations, public inquiry and so on to satisfy the ego and paranoid delusional mis-givings of a fat egyptian shop keeper....

South Korea cancels military drill after chuck key goes missing 1
jp1885 4 years
Liverpool team to be paid minimum wage, play 3 hour matches, have no half time. 0
ramblesnake 4 years

and the goalie's arm will probably drop off before the end...

Worlds largest aromatherapy experiment concludes in Gulf of Mexico 4
Erlang 4 years

The world largest experiment into the aromatherapy qualities of sweet crude concluded today. The experiment utilised only 68000 Square Miles of the Gulf or approximately 30% of it surface area, and...

Hodgson - "I will not lower myself by responding to a short fat paranoid Arab!" 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

more soon - no doubt!...

'Jagger, Wyman and Richards just wanted to use my hotel shower' insists Campbell 0
jp1885 4 years
To be honest I'm completely stumped.. Oh no, that was the guy carrying my bag! 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Naomi Campbell caused a stir in The Hague today when asked if she had any idea where the blood diamonds given to her by Taylor came from.. She responded by saying "To be honest I have no idea, at the...

Campbell was given “dirty stones” and a bottle of Fairy Liquid... 1
ironbridgeboy 4 years

Charles Taylor asked her to do his washing-up; the blood on the crockery (transferred from his hands) couldn’t be removed by water alone, and needed a large squirt of Fairy Liquid and a good scrub...

Dirty little stone to blame for Campbells late court appearance 0
kellog 4 years

Naomi Campbells relationship with rocks took another negative turn as her spokesperson claimed a faulty Quartz crystal in Naomis watch was responsible for her late appearance to court. Campbell...

Exam results show that Scottish pupils are 'quite intelligent' this year. 2
Ostsee 4 years
Pakistan Floods: sales of umbrellas, canoes and wellingtons rocket 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years

Forecast is for record profits in the umbrella, wellington and canoe markets...

Isle of White to get landline telephones and facsimiles this decade 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years

Mobiles by 2036...

King Abdullah 'gets the hump' as Saudis vote on Camelfighting ban 0
pinxit 4 years

Bernard Matthews share plunge on news of 'possible shortage' of CamelTwizzlers...

campbell appears before before war crime tribunal ,I don`t think it`s fair 3
arrghgarry 4 years

to be in front of a court in The Hague just for getting a bit of a beer gut ...

Cloning fears averted in the jazz world as spelling of Cleo Lane is corrected. 1
Basil_B 4 years

'Appearing tonight at Ronnie Scott's will be Clo Nane' should of read 'Appearing tonight at Ronnie Scott's will be Cleo Lane'...

ID card project gone bust as it can't distinguish clones 3
4ty2 4 years

The illegal immigration of cloned cattle could not prevented by ID cards as they all share all biometric data. Thus they can not be personally identified / distinguished from their parent - it's a...

Prince Charles to launch bulluck organic range not cloned or inseminated 2
4ty2 4 years

initially aimed at the dodgy / duchy product range charles is to launch his new range of organically conceived beef living happily on royal meadows under the name bulluck. With the kettle industry...

The Pope's visit to UK: Pay per view, pay per pray, buy a candle, say G'Day 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years