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MIstaken identity leads to Nadir entering Big Brother house 0
simonjmr 4 years
Man found submerged in holdall may not have died from natural causes, say police 0
Gary Stanton 4 years

Police investigating the death of mathematics graduate Gareth Williams whose body was found in a holdall in the bath say they are treating his death as “suspicious and unexplained” prompting...

Duchess of York to ‘exploit natural talents’ in world of horse training. 2
SingingHinny 4 years

Sarah Ferguson is to forge a new career as a ‘horse whisperer’ after she calmed a steed that had thrown its rider during an event at the Kensington Pony Club. ‘It was spooky,’ said one...

City of York demands less embarrassing duchess 8
jp1885 4 years

The people of York have issued an impassioned plea for a less 'cringeworthingly embarrassing duchess,' following recent revelations that current incumbent tried to solicit money from an undercover...

Crouch turns to beating Young Boys 1
simonjmr 4 years
"Turn to Voodoo" Chile to rescue miners 1
simonjmr 4 years
Josie Gibson of that Big Brother to launch perfume "Me Babbers" in time for xmas 0
simonjmr 4 years
Study proves grass greener on other side, though parking problematic 3
dicky37 4 years

New research warns employees attracted by the promise of a better workplace elsewhere that while the grass may be up to 18% greener over there, this is often the result of having fewer parking spaces...

Swedish sex shop "Ickier" to open in Soho 0
simonjmr 4 years
Retaliating Abi Clancy scores hat-trick of young boys 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Labour sources deny rift between Cain and Abel 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Lord Lucan ‘has no plans to return to the UK’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Massive tax bill for Paul Hogan raises fears of another Crocodile Dundee movie 2
Ludicity 4 years

No more soon, please...

Fugitive Nadir 'returning to UK' : Now that the Tories are back in power 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Pay a fine, then we can all be friends...

Wikileaks condemned after revealing true identity of Hong Kong Phooey 0
Ludicity 4 years
Over the limit England bowler claims he was on his way to buy a drill bit to 0
IABP 4 years

help rescue Chilean miners. He asked police to check with his wife and she confirmed he was absolutely plastered...

Bono is relieved hos spinal problem has been cleared up ,however his anal 0
arrghgarry 4 years

problem will be a life long problem according to his doctor and the rest of the world...

"Body-in-bag" thought likely to be suicide 0
hero2zero 4 years
fabio Capello asks harry Redknapp who the tall guy is and what fuckin day is it, 0
arrghgarry 4 years

the stupid Italian cunt...

Irony of Big Issue seller texting on new iPhone 4 0
Trini 4 years

Not news but thought it might appeal/raise a smile/raise a wrinkle...

Jealous Clegg 'still my number one little man', says new dad Cameron 1
SingingHinny 4 years
Peter749400 4 years,...

Cameron criticised for engineering birth in marginal constituency. More soon 2
deskpilot3 4 years
Wallace and Gromit makers branch out into porn 14
jp1885 4 years

Aardman Animations, the production company behind the popular Wallace and Gromit films, as well as the movie Chicken Run and children's television show Shaun the Sheep, has announced that it is...

Camerons relieved they didn't visit Cockermouth 0
Scroat 4 years

More baby news soon...

Public to be given opportunity to decide how ‘Dave and Nick’ TV saga ends. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Bodies found washed up on beach 'are missing owl and pussycat' 12
jp1885 4 years

Police investigating the disappearance of an owl and a pussycat from an animal sanctuary in Weymouth, Dorset, have confirmed that two bodies, found washed up at nearby Chesil Beach, are that of the...

GCSE's go 'online', guaranteed results in 10 minutes, instant win & more 0
Trini 4 years
Cat Woman And War Memorial Girl to Release Duet on 'Britains Got Chavs'. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Book and Film to Follow...

After years of suspicions, man finds monster under bed 0
la maga 4 years

Since the age of twelve Mervin Thorpe of Beccles has suspected, often to the derision of friends and relatives, that a monster lurked beneath his bed. Despite now being thirty-seven and moving house...