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Irish seek UN support for Lansdowne Road English No Try zone 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Manchester City and Liverpool combine to launch Red Face Day 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Independent: Mel Gibson booked on battery charge... 1
be reasonable 4 years

I'm positive he'll be seeing the inside of a cell, then...

NB contributor said to suffer very long "Senior Moments" 2
OldThingy 4 years

To be more reasonable probably two weeks later rather than soner...

Police close in on menace after 60 year rule of terror 9
beau-jolly 4 years

Scottish police believe they are close to solving a string of petty crimes and anti-social behaviour in Dundee. The naughtiness is believed to have been perpetrated by a single man, now aged 60.,...

Japan now in lead in Disaster World Cup. 1
4 years

Jubilant news has reached us from disaster stricken Japan- they are currently topping the leadership of the ongoing 'Disaster World Cup'. The Disaster World Cup is a championship for countries...

England cricket team to adopt Olympic high jump policy in future 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

After another nail-biting game, the English Cricket Board have decided that in future one-day competitions, the English public and travelling support will be spared the tense group finishes by taking...

Charlie Sheen and Katie Price marry in quiet ceremony with no media present 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

According to OK! magazine oh bollocks...

UK Banks Come Top in Japan Liability List 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Banks delighted taxpayer will foot bill...

No Fly Zone could be launched in 45 minutes 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Govt has a dossier...

Daily Mail "success" in long-running campaign as Japan is now 4m further away 0
MC One R 4 years

"It's one in the eye for Johnny Foreigner" said the paper's spokesman, "we have long voiced our opposition to other countries slowly encroaching on UK territory, and immigrants claiming state...

Finding Atlantis is 'the holy grail of quests', says archaeologist. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Reactor meltdown latest, Japanese experts now suggest "Pissing on it" ... 0
Kramaring 4 years

No more soon...

Towels Top Royal Couples Wedding List 2
LizzyG 4 years

Kate and Will, or Widdleton as they are now widely know, have set up an Argos wedding list aimed at their less affluent family members. Top of their wish list is a 6-piece towel bale in a tasteful...

4 years

tend to blame Alf Tupper, a sporting hero with a penchant for Fish & Chips...

Mythical lost land of "Oirish" rises from ocean for day of pointless celebration 2
Skylarking 4 years

(more soon)...

Foreign Office - latest advice: "avoid anywhere with water canons" 1
Skylarking 4 years
Used Cat Litter Hailed as The New Wonder Fuel, 6
4 years

and works in most boiler-furnaces and wood burning stoves...

Julian Clarey “misguided” after joining PSG camp protest 0
beau-jolly 4 years
Police hunt two monks after hit and nun incident. 1
bonjonelson 4 years
"Loan-shark in formaldehyde' Damien Hirst's best work yet... 0
be reasonable 4 years
Silvio Berlusconi 7
Ironduke 4 years

How can this man be satirised? Embellishing his antics seems impossible- 74 years old? 32 women? 13 sex acts? (I don't even know 13 sex actsin fact you can not only count the number I know on the...

Royal name for Wooton Bassett: Now to be called Bertie Bassett 3
beau-jolly 4 years

It takes all sorts...

Disappointment that Wootton Bassett's Royal name will be 'Fergie'. More soon. 2
deskpilot3 4 years

Thought I'd have a second go at that one. NOW do you like it?...

United Nations agree on concerted hand wringing over Middle East situation 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Member countries of the United Nations today agreed that there will be a lot of hand-wringing over the unrest in the Middle East., 'I wish there was something we could do about it,' said President...

Fulham’s Michael Jackson statue named in squad to face Everton on Saturday 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
EU recalibration means the eradication of little old ladies by 2014 3
Des and Stan 4 years

There was consternation yesterday when it was realised that the full ramifications of the European Union’s General Recalibration Directive – Senior Citizens (Female) would mean that the little...

Strauss to miss rest of world cup - as he and the team will be back at home 1
simonjmr 4 years
Jermaine Jackson's book about Michael reviewed 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

We have obtained an advance copy of Jermaine Jackson's book about his late brother, which he has written in order to give the truth about Michael and not because he needs the money., Some of the...

Allsorts to become ‘Royal’ Liquorice joining jelly and icing. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

The only other two foodstuffs to have the title. The announcement was made by Flummery, that the Queen of Puddings had decided to bestow the honour. Spokesman Bertie Basset said the confection was...