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Pub chain for the over 60's to be launched "Wertherspoon's" 3
simonjmr 4 years
Irish PM: I resigned because others have 0
Laughingstock 4 years

and I felt I would be missing out if I stayed on...

Brewery piss-up postponed indefinitely... 2
Doylem 4 years
Cameron In A Tizzy, After Losing His Chief Spinner 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Desperately in need of another illusionist...

Exclusive and sensational expose on Ukrainian crocodilian eating disorders... 0
Mother 4 years

read tomorrow's 'News of the World'...

Leila Trablesi confesses: "I wanted the gold to give to the Red Cross" 2
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years
After Presidential invitation to 3some Chinese Premier asks Hu's on first 2
melody 4 years
'Mobile phone recovered from crocodile still not claimed' say staff at aquarium 3
Gerontius 4 years

Pay as you go...

Sculptor hoping to “unite community” with crap art... 0
Doylem 4 years

“The title?”, said Peter Barnard, as we looked at his statue of a man wrestling a gigantic marshmallow. “[i]‘Equivalence IV’[/i] symbolising the problem we all face, of finding truly...

Brian Cowen fails at failing (BBC news excerpt included) 2
Gary Baldy 4 years

Phonies hacked, slacker sacked, undoctored spin rampant 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

More soon. Who's in charge of D Notices, now?...

Local Government cuts felt as PCSOs replaced by mannequins 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

The latest round of cuts has seen Walsall Council replace all 103 of their £15,000 a year Police Community Support Officers with tailors dummies. Brian Green of Walsall Council explains “In...

British court to confirm equality act to beat bible rules 0
4ty2 4 years

Devised by the divine government of UK politicians the equality act automatically calls for submission of Christians. As the judge proclaimed, we have clearly progressed from the primitive laws by...

Coalition Government to Launch "Big Society Direct" telephone helpline. 3
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Coalition partners PM David Cameron and DPM Nick Clegg announced today that all Government Services are to be replaced by a "one stop shop" to the Big Society, accessed through an 0800 number. "It...

Rovers manager, Brian Appleyard, sacked after ‘one defeat in a row’... 0
Doylem 4 years

“It was just a matter of time”, said Rovers chairman, Ron Skinner. “Results were unlikely to improve as long as Brian remained in charge, so we had to let him go. Yes, I know, we unveiled him...

Basque Separatists "searching for more reliable zip manufacturer". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Basque separatists calls for independence from outerwear and lingerie 3
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The war of independence involving breakaway basque factions has entered its third bloody decade, with no end to the conflict in sight., Basques have traditionally been regarded as underwear, but a...

Mafia blame Management Consultants for updating Omerta to loyalty card scheme 1
Chip Paper 4 years
Fears of Pslamist revival as British PM falters 0
arflaethel 4 years

Those Resignation Letters By David 'Where is my Attendant, for I am pleased with him' Cameron, and A. A. Coulson “Vindicate me, O Andy , and plead my cause against an ungodly nation;, Deliver...

the daily mirror 1
4ty2 4 years

Premature evacuation leads to unsatisfied student claiming substantial damages. 1
surdoux 4 years

Student Hubert Blackman is suing a Las Vegas escort agency for 1.8 million dollars after being left 'traumatised after this tragic event' when after paying his fee (which he also wants back), the...

‘We created Ed Miliband’ reveals Aardman. 4
4 years

Nick Park the creator of Wallace and Gromit has revealed he invented Labour leader Ed Miliband. Following a leak at the studios Park has finally admitted to creating Miliband as an experimental...

"Funeral held for 'Baker Street' legend",most of them did not realize he was a 0
melody 4 years

fictional character...

Shock as caller tells phone in show 'they're both as bad as each other' 0
ronseal 4 years
China Appeals To International Community For Decent Music Recommendations 4
Textbook 4 years

A long and intense meeting between Barack Obama and Hu Jintao last Friday became bogged down in misunderstanding and confusion with neither side able to make themselves fully undertood. When it...

Final Wakefield pre-season fixture confirmed 0
Mr.3374 4 years

Once again, Wakefield finish their pre-season preparations with a fixture against HMRC at the High Court, their 3rd friendly against them in 12 months, and the form guide is in Wakefield's favour,...

Mrs Johnson's body guard tells radio operator he's rogered and out 2
ronseal 4 years
Alan Johnsons wife wonders what all the fuss is about, she used protection. 0
melody 4 years
Voice-box transplant allows woman to speak after 11 years... 8
victory V 4 years

"as I was saying"...

"Angry Birds" terrorist faction suspected as catapult found opposite KFC 1
danhall 4 years