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Physicists baffled as 1000s of Lib Dem supporters desert party faster than light

No more soon...

Skylarking 23.09.11 12:03pm
Abbas pushing for UN to back Palestine - with release of Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

(A State After Midnight)...

Ian Searle 23.09.11 12:01pm
Ian Searle
Cern scientists astounded at discovery of Dr Brian Cox 0
simonjmr 23.09.11 11:36am
BBC memo reveals that Jonathan Ross should never interview Lucy Worsley 0
simonjmr 23.09.11 11:34am
RAC 'outrage' as their credit rating is lowered to AA 0
pinxit 23.09.11 11:28am
Rag and Bone men brought in to track falling satellite. 0
simonjmr 23.09.11 11:28am
UK Economy to be saved by 15 foot, North/South dividing wall

David Cameron, Nick clegg and George Osbourne have announced their last ditch effort to save the British economy will be to build a 15 foot North/South dividing wall. The plan will be to create to...

Perks 23.09.11 11:11am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Satellite by Dave Matthews Band reenters charts at 240mph

But nobody knows where...

Screenie 23.09.11 9:57am
Religious Scottish prop forward refuses to lose on a Sunday 0
23.09.11 9:50am
Owen Hargreaves accused of 'knee-jerk reaction' 0
23.09.11 9:48am
Speeding neutrinos fined for breaking laws of relativity. 0
bonjonelson 23.09.11 9:19am
Man mauled after asking for a lie in on his day off

Grumble, grumble...

Psycadelic Squirrel 23.09.11 9:03am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Wall's Ice Cream sues Wall's Sausages to stop sale of 'lolliporks'

The competitive world of chilled treats entered a bitter legal dispute this week, following Wall's sausages launch of the frozen 'lollipork'. Wall's ice cream claims that the tubular,...

23.09.11 8:51am

After all night talks in Munich, European leaders have agreed on a plan to restore confidence in the European finance institutions. The 4 point plan is as follows: 1. Germany will invade Poland,...

DEINIOLENMAN 23.09.11 8:40am
Nervous markets rally slightly after visit to behavourial psychologist 0
Chip Paper 23.09.11 8:23am
Chip Paper
Dwain Chambers named as Olympic Village Idiot 2012 0
Perks 23.09.11 8:19am
'woman was victim of terrormisu' says expert in sponge finger prints 0
Runestone Cowboy 23.09.11 7:57am
Runestone Cowboy
NASA confirms satellite to crash "sometime in the future, somewhere". More soon 0
Al OPecia 23.09.11 7:52am
Al OPecia
Shares stabilise on the "What the Fuck?" Index. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 23.09.11 7:46am
Al OPecia
Interest in 2012 dressage medals 'fixed' 0
Runestone Cowboy 23.09.11 7:33am
Runestone Cowboy
Tesco car park attendant to offer 3 parking tickets for the price of two 0
ronseal 23.09.11 7:27am
Tesco CEO to reassure shareholders "We're not REALLY cutting our profits" 0
ronseal 23.09.11 7:25am
PM backs Troy Davis at UN

David Cameron has told the UN that Troy Davis has "a right to a viable state", but that this peace will only come when he agrees to "sit down and talk" with the prison authorities as ”equal...

Gary Baldy 23.09.11 7:24am
Gary Baldy
Two girls from Sidcup surprise hit on YouTube 0
Runestone Cowboy 23.09.11 7:13am
Runestone Cowboy
Niqab wearing frog was actually prince 0
RJWinter 23.09.11 7:00am
French niqab wearers shown no merci 4
beau-jolly 23.09.11 6:47am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Shocking Trophy Wife Taxidermy Fad 1
rikkor 23.09.11 6:45am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Kevin Rowland assassin guilty of genocide 0
Runestone Cowboy 23.09.11 6:38am
Runestone Cowboy
Endorphins the next "legal high" to be criminalised 0
arthurminnit 23.09.11 6:23am
It's a turn-up for London 2012 Gold medals "Just turn up" says Coe

Prompted by the recent World Athletics Championship debacle, when popular favourite Usain Bolt was disqualified from the 100 metre final after a false start, Chairman of the London Olympic Committee...

dvo4fun 23.09.11 5:45am