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Half of drivers confused by highway code - explained as being women

A survey has revealedcthat half of all drivers misunderstand part of the highway code. A spokesman for the Jeremy Clarkeson survey company said that this could be explained when it was realised that...

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apepper 05.04.12 12:33pm
apepper
"When in Rome" gag finally understood by US News anchor, Ron Burgendy

I know, I Know..Im having a bad day...

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theadministrator 05.04.12 12:32pm
theadministrator
Al Qaeda capacity crippled as CIA hackers disable their porn filters

A major blow has been struck in the War on Terror as Al Qaeda operatives worldwide have been laid low as CIA agents successfully planted a worm that disabled the porn filters on their iPads and...

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Yikes 05.04.12 12:14pm
Yikes
"Beautiful" Samantha Brick to change her name to Thickasa 8
Lucy4 05.04.12 11:55am
bonjonelson
Countryside Alliance slams H&M's use of copse-like model 0
cinquecento 05.04.12 11:53am
cinquecento
Mating punctuality problem as Edinburgh Zoo panda eats and leaves 4
charlies_hat 05.04.12 11:17am
charlies_hat
A depressed crustacean cured by listening to famous band

Blue Oyster Cult...

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GillsImp 05.04.12 11:12am
GillsImp
male pandas search for mating widow. 0
arthurminnit 05.04.12 11:11am
arthurminnit
Edinburgh Zoo duped by bogus Chinese Official discover Tian Tian is a Fiat Car 2
Scronnyglonkle 05.04.12 10:44am
Scronnyglonkle
Dullest possible indie band name located by scientists

The excitable ranks of guitar based indie rock are abuzz, following confirmation that the dullest possible band name for the genre has been located and copyrighted by researchers at Leeds University....

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Skylarking 05.04.12 10:34am
ianslat
Google and Carlsberg create augmented reality glasses - The Beer Googles 0
simonjmr 05.04.12 10:23am
simonjmr
Teenage pregnancy solved by adding panda hormone to Clearasil 0
charlies_hat 05.04.12 10:22am
charlies_hat
Samantha Brick insists, "I'm more than just a Pin Up Girl for Lego Men" 0
Scronnyglonkle 05.04.12 10:18am
Scronnyglonkle
Male pandas question scientific basis of once a year mating window 0
cinquecento 05.04.12 10:01am
cinquecento
Abu Qatada to be deported as hose pipe ban is extended to Jordan

.., with a hat tip and a ripped out fingernail for scronnyglonkle...

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cinquecento 05.04.12 9:53am
cinquecento
Scientists confirm "beer goggles" transplant to Samantha Brick a success 0
simonjmr 05.04.12 9:33am
simonjmr
Bristol council to send "Sex Litter" collected from Clifton Downs to aid Pandas 0
simonjmr 05.04.12 9:29am
simonjmr
Daily Mail found guilty of employing trolls - Littlejohn, Brick and Moir 0
simonjmr 05.04.12 9:24am
simonjmr
Syrian Army brought in to enforce hose pipe ban 0
Scronnyglonkle 05.04.12 8:54am
Scronnyglonkle
William and Kate to be given one more chance to mate 1
LittleSpender 05.04.12 8:54am
Underconstruction
Sovereignty of Falklands to be decided by 'Its a Knockout' competition

Foreign Secretary William Hague has announced that the much-disputed issue of sovereignty of the Falkland Islands is to be resolved "Once and for all" with an 'It's A Knockout Special' between 'Team...

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Underconstruction 05.04.12 8:52am
Underconstruction
Edinburgh zoo resorts to Rohypnol and a Brazilian wax for Tian Tian 0
pere floza 05.04.12 8:11am
pere floza
Removal of Polish Spam from Writers Room ruins last headline. No more soon 0
Scronnyglonkle 05.04.12 7:58am
Scronnyglonkle
Green Party appoint Alan Titchmarsh as Head of Border Controls 0
Underconstruction 05.04.12 7:47am
Underconstruction
Polish Newsbiscuit Launched by Rupert Murdoch's son

Much more to follow...

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Scronnyglonkle 05.04.12 7:04am
Scronnyglonkle
Poor Al-Qaeda leader turns self in to collect lucrative bounty 0
Dumbnews 05.04.12 4:53am
Dumbnews
Special Forces personnel drafted in to cover for striking call-centre staff

Two elite batallions of SAS soldiers have been secretly recruited to ensure that calls to vacuum cleaner manufacturers Dyson's customer enquiry line in Derby are dealt with on time., Head of...

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Underconstruction 05.04.12 12:02am
RickH
Bond pulled from Olympic promo in “license to kill” expiry blunder

Red-faced London 2012 officials have withdrawn James Bond from an Olympic promo at Buckingham Palace after revelations that his “license to kill” expired in 1995, meaning he has technically...

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Yikes 04.04.12 10:39pm
Panda's keepers to try WKD next. 'Works with teenage girls' says expert. 0
MADJEZ 04.04.12 9:50pm
MADJEZ
Falklands 2 Starring Sean Penn

The ex husband of Pop animal Madonna has announced at a sparse but highly excitable press conference in Buenos Aires the title of his new film., Falklands 2 will see Penn take the lead role as Major...

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don rubber 04.04.12 9:40pm
don rubber