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Taliban Suicide Bomber Feels Disappointed After Receiving 72 Star Trek Geeks 3
bonjonelson 4 years

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Headless corpse found face down in field 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Thugs now Licensed to Kill by UK Government 0
Kazytc 4 years

The UK government's Sentencing Council, have today, told Judges and magistrates, that in order to save the government 20 million pounds per year, that they must send fewer violent thugs to jail. In...

Lazy web designer now offers retro style website design 0
Dumbnews 4 years
TV critics baffled with popularity of "kids doing cute things" videos 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Swingtown comes to Saffron Waldron 0
Big Mama 4 years

Swing Town has been such a success in The States that property developers have built 50 new homes, some let as social housing, after having plans passed in Saffron Waldron. The new estate called...

10 Downing Street To Be Demolished 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Regarded as condemned property by Westminster Council...

All Sycamore Trees In The UK To Have Warnings Of Dangerous Falling Seeds 0
IABP 4 years

All Sycamore trees, [i]Acer pseudoplatanus[/i], are to have warning notices attached to them during autumn to warn of the highly dangerous falling Sycamore seeds. The seeds also known as helicopter...

Journalists flee Chile looking for disaster just waiting to happen. 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

no more Chile stories!...

An American Indian Phone Company... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.drops the idea of marketing a smoke-signaling mobile phone, due to a hole in the signal...

Failure of solutions to world problems blamed on band-aid industry 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Massive Overload of Chilean Mine Stories... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

threatens blackout of comic website...

Miner 32 refuses to enter capsule because 'Number 31 has let one go in there' 0
RockhopperPenguin 4 years
Chilean miner slates shopping trip 0
Big Mama 4 years

Chilean miner can't find a Primark so he brings rock back from his holidays saying " I looked everywhere but couldn't find any humbugs"...

Escaped hungry toxic sludge eats toxic debts, solves world economic crisis 0
la maga 4 years
Commonwealth Games to end on a high as India promises never to have them again. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Cabinet Ministers discover the others caught syphilis from Rupert Murdoch too 0
la maga 4 years

After months of everyone in the cabinet hiding their condition from one other, each convinced that they alone were struggling with a shameful secret, there was great relief in cabinet meeting today...

Worldwide Wet Shavers Refuse To Pay Royalties ... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.to Japanese government re their daily production of miniature Japanese flags...

Small mine drama in Chile - no-one dead 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Happy Chilean miners leave panic stricken journalists stranded and storyless 2
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The Chilean Mine rescue operation has gone disastrously wrong for an expedition of journalists who were told not to bother coming home unless they had a big story. As smiling miner after smiling...

Queen to be replaced by Charles and William 'coalition' 4
dicky37 4 years

In the biggest royal shake-up since the abdication of Edward VIII, the Prince of Wales has agreed to share power with his son William when he finally takes the throne., By pairing the mature, more...

Boris Johnson considers 'Trapped in mine' gambit for publicity at next election 0
la maga 4 years
New Chilean theme park boasts "World's biggest slide". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Miners Jubilant Celebrations Accidentally Causes Second Cave In. 0
4 years

News has just reached us from the Jan Hose mine that the sound and vibrations of celebrations from the surface, and celebrations from the miners themselves have caused a second underground cave in,...

Writer gives himself 5 stars to "Big Up" his work on Spoof website. 3
Mary 4 years

But is marked down (*) but other 'pissed off' writers...

Rescue shaft sealed as celebrations get under way for 32 miners 0
Nobby Holder 4 years

Try that approach...

Scousers and Miners celebrating on TV sparks false alarm that Thatcher has died 0
Moggsy 4 years
Catholic church delighted to hear that 33 miners are available. More soon. 0
antharrison 4 years
Update: French-speaking dog posts death threats in internet chat room... 9
be reasonable 4 years

mort soon. That's it, I'm off. Bon chance, mes petits-pains...

Pope concerned about rising trend of born-again atheists 0
Dumbnews 4 years