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Silvio Berlusconi 7
Ironduke 4 years

How can this man be satirised? Embellishing his antics seems impossible- 74 years old? 32 women? 13 sex acts? (I don't even know 13 sex actsin fact you can not only count the number I know on the...

Royal name for Wooton Bassett: Now to be called Bertie Bassett 3
beau-jolly 4 years

It takes all sorts...

Disappointment that Wootton Bassett's Royal name will be 'Fergie'. More soon. 2
deskpilot3 4 years

Thought I'd have a second go at that one. NOW do you like it?...

United Nations agree on concerted hand wringing over Middle East situation 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Member countries of the United Nations today agreed that there will be a lot of hand-wringing over the unrest in the Middle East., 'I wish there was something we could do about it,' said President...

Fulham’s Michael Jackson statue named in squad to face Everton on Saturday 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
EU recalibration means the eradication of little old ladies by 2014 3
Des and Stan 4 years

There was consternation yesterday when it was realised that the full ramifications of the European Union’s General Recalibration Directive – Senior Citizens (Female) would mean that the little...

Strauss to miss rest of world cup - as he and the team will be back at home 1
simonjmr 4 years
Jermaine Jackson's book about Michael reviewed 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

We have obtained an advance copy of Jermaine Jackson's book about his late brother, which he has written in order to give the truth about Michael and not because he needs the money., Some of the...

Allsorts to become ‘Royal’ Liquorice joining jelly and icing. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

The only other two foodstuffs to have the title. The announcement was made by Flummery, that the Queen of Puddings had decided to bestow the honour. Spokesman Bertie Basset said the confection was...

Social workers to be replaced by television weather presenters. 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

The government announced today that all social workers are to be sacked, and their function will be taken by television weather presenters., 'It makes complete sense,' said a spokesman. 'If you...

England's football and cricket teams to swap opponents 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Following a meeting of England's football and cricket supremos, it has been decided that the two teams will swap opponents at future events., Thus the England football team will play the West Indies...

Ferguson’s fury at five match ban to result in further five match ban 0
Gary Stanton 4 years

Sir Alex Ferguson’s furious reaction to his latest five match ban could see the beetroot-faced Scot condemned to the stands for another five matches, the FA confirmed last night. Ferguson’s...

Italy gains EU Protected Designation of Origin for 'Decent Waiters'. 1
4 years
Fashion police nab airline passenger wearing pajamas 1
Dumbnews 4 years
McDonalds Implicated in Drive Thru Puking 2
4 years

PS Will whoever started this craze please, err, stop starting crazes like this. I hope I don't need to remind you to remember not to forget to stop starting. Thank You!...

Police hunt gangsta owls after drive-by hooting... 2
be reasonable 4 years
Lada 'needed new gearbox' after drive by Putin. 1
malgor 4 years
I wandered lonely as a cloud 2
mr blue 4 years

That floats on high o'er vales and hills,, When all at once I saw a crowd,, A host, of golden aargh stop hitting me with that truncheon...

"On Golden Pond" Voted Best Incontinence Film...... 2
Jesse Bigg 4 years
Wife puts her marriage out to tender 12
Des and Stan 4 years

Council administrator Rhona White has put her marriage out to tender, expressing dissatisfaction with her current service provider, and inviting bids from carefully selected parties. ‘The whole...

Japanese 'Daily Mail' accuses fleeing foreigners of callous theft of radiation 0
antharrison 4 years
Airline passenger disappointed he was not bumped and offered compensation 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Sat Nav Declared faulty after I drive by Luton 0
nilbymouse 4 years
Five Cardinal Supermarket Sins revealed - 2 50
Ironduke 4 years

1. Parking in a 'mother and toddler' space when your child is actually a BTEC student called Chantenay. And she's having a fag., 2. Yes, that is a tenth item on the counter. And you fucking know it,...

Police dogs hunt rogue vetenarian after drive by neutering 1
charlies_hat 4 years
Appeal by Katie Price Research UK 0
nilbymouse 4 years

It is the sad inevitability that by 2015, every single person in the UK will know someone who has divorced Katie Price. We need your help to fund research into this virulent strain of, nuptialitis....

Unemployment rises by 2,000. "We can do better than this," says Osborne. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Police to avoid compensation payouts by removing police dogs' teeth... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

but they can still deliver a nasty suck....

Residents disappointed that town's new name will be Wootton Fergie Bassett... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Desperate engineer discovers he can control nuclear meltdown with his iPad 0
Dumbnews 4 years