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BAE systems admits defeat and starts producing Happy Meal toys. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.09.11 8:10pm
Al OPecia
Economists hire private investigator to track down the "Rational Consumer".

No luck so far...

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Al OPecia 27.09.11 8:07pm
Al OPecia
Star Austrian horse farmer, Jörg Spechmaier, now has stable relationship 1
RJWinter 27.09.11 7:58pm
witless
Miliband speech sparks slump in propofol sales 0
roybland 27.09.11 7:13pm
roybland
Idea for a television programme:

"Fat chance with Russell Grant". Barrell-chested astrologer and general nit-wit Russell Grant investigates preposterous claims and theories which are never likely to come true; Elvis working in an...

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Rhodium3 27.09.11 6:45pm
Rhodium3
The Miliband: the wavelengths between which policies become undetectable. 3
Al OPecia 27.09.11 6:38pm
dvo4fun
Shipman defends his actions through medium (with a little help from a friend)

It was a seriously wrong move that cost him his entire career, but doctor, Harold Shipman, has spoken up from the dead through a medium and said it was appropriate for him to be punished. Porky...

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witless 27.09.11 5:40pm
witless
Heather Mills breaks down on last leg of journey

metal fatigue blamed...

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witless 27.09.11 5:32pm
witless
Ten Milibands make one Centiband, claim scientists.

I'm here all week, try the veal., By the same token, one thousand Milibands could form one Band. But it would play shit and repetitive music and the lead singers would fall out with each other over...

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SpankyMonkey 27.09.11 5:31pm
edmartin
Local man suffering from insomnia cured by attending a conference 0
Dumbnews 27.09.11 5:20pm
Dumbnews
Police admit 'pen mightier than sword' as National Biro Amnesty begins

People up and down the country were last night urged to hand in their pens to UK police stations as part of a nationwide Biro Amnesty, operating a no-questions-asked policy. The crackdown comes as a...

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dicky37 27.09.11 5:14pm
dvo4fun
Richard Desmond lottery tickets 'help detect mental illness'

Daily Express owner Richard Desmond will launch a new lottery today, with strong links to mental health charities. Approximately 100% of ticket sales are expected to go to morons. Desmond has a long...

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27.09.11 5:05pm
dvo4fun
Hedge fund collapse triggers Hampton Court maze closure

More later...

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spoole2112 27.09.11 4:30pm
spoole2112
Demand for skylights going through the roof

More later...

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spoole2112 27.09.11 4:20pm
spoole2112
Chaos at Liverpool's Labour Conference as locals steal conference Hall.

Ed Milliband's address to the party conference was interrupted today as the conference hall was stolen mid speech by an unruly collection of locals. 'Ed was in fine form,' Stated one conference...

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ubermoomin 27.09.11 4:08pm
ubermoomin
Been done before. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 27.09.11 3:53pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Stuart Hall on operational readiness alert as Knockout Stages approach 0
simonjmr 27.09.11 3:39pm
simonjmr
Nodding dog captivates Labour Conference for hours 0
simonjmr 27.09.11 3:37pm
simonjmr
Wes Craven's new movie in financial turmoil, cast and crew slashed 0
simonjmr 27.09.11 3:36pm
simonjmr
Miliband's promise to "break closed circles" puts Olympic branding in turmoil 0
Perks 27.09.11 3:13pm
Perks
Tweeter - social networking for audiophiles 0
vertical 27.09.11 3:10pm
vertical
Ofcom receives complaints about rational Jeremy Vine listener

Ofcom has received over 200 complaints after a caller to Jeremy Vine’s radio show gave a rational and balanced point of view live on air. The popular afternoon Radio 2 show hosted by Mr Vine, was...

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Mr_Johno 27.09.11 3:09pm
DiY
Political chameleon Miliband to dazzle conference by repeatedly changing colour

Ed Miliband will take on the mantle of political chameleon in a closing speech to the party conference later this week by adapting the colour of his skin to appeal to all shades of the electorate....

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Gary Stanton 27.09.11 3:01pm
Gary Stanton
Farmer asks Rihanna to 'cover her assets'

Baabadian singer, Rihanna, has been asked to 'cover up her ass' by a farmer who's field she was using to shoot one of her latest crop of videos. 'I'm not sure what would a tractor to my fields in...

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Screenie 27.09.11 2:54pm
Screenie
Whiteboard markers to be banned due to non compliance with equal opportunities 0
Basil_B 27.09.11 2:48pm
Basil_B
Fencing company announces loss of 3000 posts 5
bonjonelson 27.09.11 2:43pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Basildon Council seek to evict illegal time travellers

Worth expanding or yesterday's news?...

0
grottymonty 27.09.11 2:37pm
grottymonty
More jobs bad news: Sharp fall in vacancies in the hotel industry 0
grottymonty 27.09.11 2:35pm
grottymonty
Wooden garden building manufacturer to shed workers 5
spoole2112 27.09.11 2:02pm
spoole2112
Customers' Facebook accounts hacked in coffee shop are victims of Frapeccino 0
simonjmr 27.09.11 1:38pm
simonjmr