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Rebellious Aussies start their own monarchy. Duchess of York applies a job. 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Boeing 747 causes widespread panic on Isle of Wight 0
Scroat 3 years
Paris road turned into a giant farm, after their farms have been tarmaced over. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Chinese martial arts expert who pulls planes with his eyelids offered job by BA. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

In case the ground staff go out in sympathy with the cabin crews...

Nick Griffin to step even further down in 2013 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Ventriloquist's death scuppers Tory minister's plans 0
Mr Glover Lover 3 years

Michael Gove forced to abandon plans to succeed Lord Charles as Ray Alan's right-hand man, may audition to be next Mr. Bean instead. http://bit.ly/9wBsLz...

Opposition Labour party mentioned on the news 0
Scroat 3 years

Remember them..?...

CoE offers England three World Cup prayers, ‘if not, three up front worth a try’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Spending ‘shock wave’ sees warship mothballed in a bottle in Trafalgar Square 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Doctor Wakefield struck off for behaving badly 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47195000/jpg/_47195503_004278960-1.jpg...

Shock as religious groups condemn scientific advances. Again. 0
newtoid 3 years

After watching the news on his magic wordy picture box, the Pope has confirmed that Dr Craig Venter is a witch. Dr Venter has spent the last ten years and £40 million of his own fortune in pursuit...

Duke ‘unaware’ of Fergie's dealings and 'clueless about most things to be frank' 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Dumbbell teacher escapes long stretch in prison 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
MOD worried about letter on Bomb squad boss's desk, hopefully his resignation 1
virtuallywill 3 years

cutting the yellow wire later...

BNP leader to step down, as soon as the dark ages are over. 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Enlightenment later...

The May Heatwave: David Cameron's Face At Risk of Melting 0
SimonRiley 3 years

Part of the Prime Minister's face are believed to be softening and liquifying, as temperatures hit 100 degrees in parts of the UK. Madame Tussaud's, who made Cameron's face and hands, commented that...

Catholic church to combat 'sexual predator' choirboys with burqas 3
Genghis Cohen 3 years

The Vatican has announced today that to tackle the problem of Catholic priests being given the come-on by pre-pubescent choirboys in revealing robes, choristers will now be required to wear the more...

Cable refuses to add Osborne as a named driver on his car insurance 0
SimonRiley 3 years

After a series of high level meetings, Business Secretary Vince Cable has turned down Chancellor George Osborne's request to be added to his motor insurance policy on the main family car. The...

13-year-old told “I was climbing Everest” is no excuse for not doing homework. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

More lines soon, More lines soon, More lines soon, More lines soon, More lines soon...

Japan Rail to Allow UK Rugby Players to Hone Their Scrummage Skills 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Japan Railways to allow UK Rugby players to hone their scrummage skills on their rush-hour trains...

Headline writer dies of pun-overload after the death of the Singing Beaver. 1
Mrblacker 3 years

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_(singer)...

Murdered have-a-go hero was better than average punter, says working girl 0
Oxbridge 3 years

Prostitute Kelly Sharples, 38, has added an unemotional tribute to the many others already paid to have-a-go hero George Watson. The 59-year-old claims adjuster, who was shot dead while trying to...

'Antiques Roadshow' filmed in Isle of Wight as 'Tomorrow's World' 2
Oxbridge 3 years
BA strikes - Hannibal and the A team vow to continue without him 0
timyarby 3 years

more lighthearted mayhem probably...

Researchers discover that Mogadishu was named after a cat sneezing 2
virtuallywill 3 years

Minehead after a particularly busy bogey exploration...

MOD moves to defuse situation after top army bomb squad officer resigns 0
Stan Laurel 3 years
Volcanic ash cloud still over tropical paradise, insist British holidaymakers 0
jp1885 3 years
Noel Edmonds starts cosmic mail ordering company 0
jp1885 3 years
Met Office set weather chat warning to 'Tedious' 0
jp1885 3 years
Arizona to build giant ha-ha along Mexican border 0
jp1885 3 years