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Cat let out of the bag and into the frying pan in tragic metaphor mix-up 5
4 years
Timid vicar becomes fire & brimstone cleric each Sunday denies having altar ego 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Adrian Chiles’ face banned from appearing on new breakfast show before 8:00 am 4
Stan Laurel 4 years

Daybreak, ITV’s new flagship breakfast programme, was launched today with pug faced presenter Adrian Chiles not being allowed to appear in front of the camera until 8:00 am following an Ofcom...

God sent off during inter-deity match following 'Hand of God' incident 0
dicky37 4 years

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Chilean government plans to infiltrate and break up underground gang 0
dicky37 4 years

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Mary Bale fined by council for putting cat in wrong bin. 7
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Breaking News: William Hague forced to deny that he is a Liberal. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Brighton school lottery fails after Derren Brown sells his services to parents 0
Quincel 4 years

No more soon...

Chilean HP sauce tasteless . 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Council takes 'cat woman' to court for using the wrong bin 4
pinxit 4 years

'Organic material must be put in the red bins. Cat litter, however, should be placed in the green ones.' says Coventry City Council official...

Norway to Express solidarity with trapped chilean miners. 0
Zen 4 years

The Christmas tree is on the way...

Chilean miners "out in time for Xmas" - Cowell worried about competition.... 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

with X-Factor Single. Why is the bloody title box twice as long as the number of words that you can actually post in it?...

Senior Tory denies relationship with Lib Dem 0
ianslat 4 years
Gift horse bites man's nose 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Ex PM Tony Blair reveals he was two minutes away from sharing a double bed with 0
arrghgarry 4 years

John Prescott ,and was saved when his secretary Tracey invited Prezzers for a quickie...

Stephen hawking denies being forced into the cleaning cupboard at church 0
arrghgarry 4 years

and changing his views on God are entirely a coincidence...

Jesu crucified after playing a howler for Nazereth F.C. 2
arrghgarry 4 years

although it is alledged Jesus the carpenters son can walk on water on this performance ,i would be surprised if he could walk on grass...

"Catholic Priest" defence fails in girls abuse case 1
andhrimnir 4 years
Blair memoir copied and pasted from student's work 4
ChrisHarrison 4 years

Tony Blair’s latest book, A Journey, has been revealed to be the work of a student from King’s College, London. The announcement comes after Faizal Iqbal, a second year Chemistry and Politics...

Thousands die in accurate Civil War battle re-enactment 0
Mrblacker 4 years

An investigation is underway after over 5,000 members of the Sealed Knot died in what's described as an 'all too accurate re-creation of the Battle of Naseby'. Over 20,000 people took part in the...

Summerisle to burn 3 year's worth of PCSOs in bid to save on carbon footprint. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
De Agostini to sponsor the new bi-weekly Middle East Peace talks. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Issue 1 £2.99, subsequent issues (£12.99 each) build into a lasting solution for the troubled region. Free DVD of Benjamin Netanyahu with every issue, Issue 1 comes with colourful collectors box...

Outrage as Middle East peace talks knock cricket off the headlines 1
allmyownstunts 4 years
Vuvuzela ban and rise in unlicensed yard-of-ale competitions 'no coincidence' 1
jp1885 4 years

Real ale campaigners CAMRA have blamed the ban of vuvuzelas from certain premiership grounds and Uefa-sanctioned games for the sudden increase in unregulated yard of ale drinking competitions across...

'Turns out I wouldn't rather die than give up my car' says recently hijacked man 0
la maga 4 years
First thing in morning 97% of embalmers wake up and smell the coffin 2
pinxit 4 years
New New Labour cleared in 'No Balls' betting scandal, point finger at Tories! 8
Sharpehunter 4 years

A relieved and very delighted Harriet Harman spoke to press outside The House of Lords this morning "I am relieved to have it made clear that at no point was the New New Labour Party connected in any...

US hoped 'Drug war in Mexico would be like Colombia, minus the mass graves' 0
la maga 4 years
William Hague smeared by wagging tongues 3
Insomnia 4 years
Alien visitor eagerly awaits outcome of Middle East peace talks 0
la maga 4 years