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Egypt in shock government swap with Yemen 10
brownpaperreporter 4 years

President Mubarak today swapped the entire Egyptian government for that of the Yemen in an attempt to stave off the demands for his downfall "Its perfect" says Mubarak, "my people are seeing the...

Violent Egyptian protests turn peaceful 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Plumber Announces Fresh Strikes in Ongoing Dispute 10
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Self-employed Bolton plumber Dave North has today announced further strikes in an ongoing and increasingly bitter row with himself over pay and benefits. The row first started back in October when...

As young headless Mohamed arrives in paradise he shrugs as 1
melody 4 years

he is surrounded by 72 virgins of whom ,none can give a decent blowjob...

The Queen and Princess Michael to set up 'Ladies who launch' group. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Egypts Ally and friend Israel, offers its troops to quell the Arab revolt 2
melody 4 years

we take great pride and pleasure in quelling , especially Arabs...

Berlusconi quizzed to discover why a 74-year-old man needs quite so much sex... 0
Doylem 4 years
FCO: Egypt holidaymakers safe as unrest yet to reach pool. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Bono baffled: “I’ve completely forgotten what it was that I was looking for”... 1
Doylem 4 years
Scottish tennis star loses final... 2
Doylem 4 years

Or "British tennis star wins"...

Clegg: Cuts are the fault of a single rogue chancellor 1
Fred 4 years
Avoid the Night Boat to Cairo,warns Foreign office,it's madness !!! 1
Zen 4 years
Fresh health scare at Tate Modern 0
beau-jolly 4 years

An exhibit in London’s Tate Modern is at the centre of a new health scare. The Tate said in a statement that although traces of human secretion were present in the exhibit, its findings showed the...

Poundland reconsidering name after sixth month of 50% off sale 0
simonjmr 4 years
Australin Open 0
spa99ers 4 years

News Biscuit braced for glut of "Scottish tennis star loses final" headlines...

Image-conscious banker admits: “At parties I tell people I’m a traffic warden”. 0
Doylem 4 years
Celebs “only getting one-way tickets” for Comic Relief 2011... 0
Doylem 4 years

Kevin Cahill, CEO of Comic Relief has announced a few changes for 2011. “We’re sending a handful of celebrities to Africa, acompanied by film crews, to check out the poverty and make them glad...

Kim Clijsters wins Australian scrabble title, beating Li Na 3-6 6-3 6-3 in final 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Djokovic hopeful...

Tooting man questioned over May poster 0
beau-jolly 4 years

Several posters have been displayed around Tooting, criticising Theresa May. The Metropolitan Police said it had questioned local man Woolfie Smith last night., Known to many as "Citizen", Smith...

International concern as celebrity/supermodel rioting spreads to Katie Price 1
Skylarking 4 years

The international community are voicing serious concern with the news that celeb/supermodel riots have now spread to Katie Price aka Jordan. Protestors first took to the streets of Naomi Campbell...

Jordan holds breath as unrest spreads 3
beau-jolly 4 years

Glamour model, Jordan, aka Katie Price, was said to be confused last night...

New airport scanners a success, fake nuns held as officials see through disguise 1
Ian Searle 4 years

What do you think it was? The nipple rings? Or were they all men?...

Stalkers on Twitter embrace 'Follow Friday'. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Government to launch White Paper on White Papers to combat burocracy. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Fart startles Egyptian Demonstrators 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Grey and Keys in talks with Mubarak as new Egyptian Sport and Equality Ministers 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Morons Soon...

Margaret Beckett may be a Viking 0
beau-jolly 4 years

Former Foreign Secretary, Margaret Beckett was at the centre of controversy last night as speculation spread that she may be descended from marauding Vikings. A close colleague was heard to say,...

Royal honeymoon back on track after Pontins rescued by Britannia hotels. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years
Market latest: orange Kit Kat rallies... 1
Doylem 4 years
Money markets panic as value of limited edition Orange Kit Kat plunges 3
Skylarking 4 years

A fresh wave of unease fell on the markets today with news that the limited edition orange Kit Kat has fallen in value by almost 25% over the course of just one day‘s trading. 'It’s been a big...