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Blackberry outage; if you've any ideas, you'll have to keep it to yourself

The Blackberry mobile phone network has collapsed; if you've a Blackberry phone and have lost service then, send a postcard or sealed envelope to Blackberry with the telephone number of the person...

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apepper 12.10.11 3:35pm
apepper
Underwear bomber -"shitting it" about going to prison 0
simonjmr 12.10.11 3:29pm
simonjmr
Underpants bomber presents legal briefs in court 0
charlies_hat 12.10.11 3:14pm
charlies_hat
Underpants Bomber to feature in next series of SpongeBob 0
medici2471 12.10.11 3:12pm
medici2471
'Fathers learn about facts of life from their children' report claims

Most fathers learn about the facts of life from their kids, according to research by sexual health charity Brook.,  , The report claims that children's 'more savvy' access to the Internet means...

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roybland 12.10.11 2:56pm
Runestone Cowboy
Underwear bomber admits being inspired by a Jerry Lee Lews track...

although his great balls never actually caught fire. "I'd have had more luck if I'd eaten a vindaloo the night before" said Nigerian terrorist in a rather high pitched voice...

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brd888 12.10.11 2:55pm
brd888
"Underwear Bomber" was flying by the seat of his pants

More in briefs...

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Gary Baldy 12.10.11 2:15pm
Gary Baldy
New shop fitting design award looks for creatives who are “counter-intuitive”. 3
nickb 12.10.11 2:12pm
witless
Sony denies sexism after it offers to check out 'smoking' TV models 0
simonjmr 12.10.11 2:09pm
simonjmr
Austria's Right Proposes "Final Solution" For Maria Problem. 9
rikkor 12.10.11 1:44pm
rikkor
Blackberry outage 'a tribute to Steve Jobs' 0
Runestone Cowboy 12.10.11 1:25pm
Runestone Cowboy
Celebrity Come Dancing on (thin) Ice - Will Fox Trot?

more to it than meets the Aye...

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witless 12.10.11 1:05pm
witless
Olympic Stadium to be "truly multipurpose" according to revised plans.

Under new plans revealed today the Olympic stadium will now be shared by Tottenham, West Ham and Leyton Orient. Lord Coe explained” we asked them to sort it out between themselves, so now...

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grottymonty 12.10.11 12:51pm
grottymonty
Knight to see you, to see you knight 0
Clarky 12.10.11 12:30pm
Clarky
King Arthur to lose Legend status after lack of recognition from Yoof TV

A media panel including Janet street Porter, Dick and Dom and Jordan has ruled that King Arthur, one of Britain's oldest legends, is to be stripped of his status. The panel gave a number of reasons....

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ronseal 12.10.11 12:19pm
ronseal
Mervyn King releases latest inflation figures

Being paid peanuts now the preferred option...

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tedweasel 12.10.11 12:17pm
tedweasel
Liam Fox – sideways move to Rear Admiral hinted by PM

or by tomorrow...

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witless 12.10.11 12:14pm
witless
OC/DC, world’s tidiest rock band, “may cease touring”.

The electro-death-metal hit machine OC/DC, may cease live performance after a row with its tour management in Cincinatti, Tuesday. Bassist Chuck Bird refused to play after a hotel room shower...

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nickb 12.10.11 12:13pm
tedweasel
Government calls on FA to offer more realistic bribes after World Cup bid. 0
MADJEZ 12.10.11 12:11pm
MADJEZ
Bigots ‘can marry each other'

The government has said it is committed to changing the law in England and Wales to allow bigots and homophobes to get married. This follows last months u-turn when the Prime Minister announced that...

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Zadok the second 12.10.11 12:07pm
tedweasel
Harmful leak from Plumbers Union HQ plugged

young Dutch boy claims credit...

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witless 12.10.11 11:46am
witless
Fox News: Fox new muse snoozed

Fox News has exclusively revealed that Liam Fox had a friend sleeping at his house during a burglary. The headline writer is subject to a doctor's report...

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apepper 12.10.11 11:25am
apepper
David Laws tipped as new Defence Minister 0
Scroat 12.10.11 11:01am
Scroat
Military expert praises masterly tactics of ‘Minister of Defensiveness’

A military expert has praised Liam Fox’s handling of the current press skirmishes, calling him ‘an excellent Minister of Defensiveness’ and a ‘master of ducking and diving, almost on a par...

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Clarky 12.10.11 10:24am
Clarky
Radio News to warn listeners about items with flash photography

A familiar TV news catchphrase is to make its way onto radio, warning listeners about upcoming reports that feature the sounds associated with flash photography. A BBC spokesman said last night...

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nickb 12.10.11 10:21am
nickb
Wheelchair hits eel pair and kills oper 0
RJWinter 12.10.11 10:18am
RJWinter
Werritty tipped as new defence minister 1
roybland 12.10.11 10:14am
medici2471
Mad cow disease returns to IOW (or is it all just show?)-Off The Record Reports

I must say, I was very much looking forward to my long weekend on the island., Upon leaving the boat, I decided to take it slow and load up a pipe before jumping in a “ta'i” [taxi] to take me to...

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RJWinter 12.10.11 10:08am
RJWinter
Man with date of birth tattooed on arm beginning to fear he’s showing his age 7
Vertically Challenged Giant 12.10.11 10:06am
tedweasel
Afghan opium production 'at all time high" 1
simonjmr 12.10.11 10:05am
writinginbsl