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England World Cup Team Demand Vote-Box Technology Following Disallowed Votes 0
BarneyRubble 4 years, [quote]Some angry footballists yesterday[/quote] The England World Cup Bid Team have demanded that FIFA introduce vote-box...

FIFA accused of Anthropormorphism 0
Rowly 4 years
Scientists discover snowflake identical to one which fell in 1963 8
red 4 years

Scientists were today able to dispel the age old belief that no two snowflakes are the same. Using state of the art microscopy techniques and by catching flakes as they fell in specially designed...

Wikileaks: public “nostalgic for good old days, when we were kept in the dark". 0
Doylem 4 years
White slavers blamed for thefts of snowmen. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Russian Mafia releases Blatter's grandchildren. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Archaeologists discover Samuel Pepys' iPod during Clapham excavation 0
gaijintendo 4 years

This follows recent news that forensic computer experts were able to re-activate his Facebook account. References:,

Pope Says It's Ok To Wear a Snood in Some Cases But Not While Playing Football 4
IABP 4 years

[because then you just look like a wanker - he added]...

New Childrens Book published, "Stickleback fishing, with J A R Hartley" 0
Rowly 4 years
Assanage furious with shyster who leaked details of his whereabouts 0
Gerontius 4 years

(has it been done)...

Pakistan come second - Investigation demanded. 0
MC One R 4 years
New FIFA / Qatar alliance to pave the way for Russia to join OPEC 0
alf 4 years

In it's new 'self proclaimed' role as international intermediary, FIFA has taken the unprecedented step of using its unelected and unchecked members to assist in re-establishing OPEC as a world power...

England set new record 0
MC One R 4 years

World cup campaign over 8 years before a ball is kicked...

England committee accused of taking bribe after winning two votes 0
Gerontius 4 years

FIFA are out of touch with grass-roots supporters say Prince William, Prime Minister David Cameron and multi millionaire media celebrity David Beckham...

Putin delighted... 1
Dexter 4 years

"It's the first time we've won anything since 1945"., (Or 1980, if you count the Olympics with no Americans in it)...

'Oooh Mr Blatter', says Russian prostitute 2
red 4 years

Unconfirmed reports suggest that a delegate in the Russian World cup bid has complimented FIFA Chairman Sepp Blatter on his credientials to hold the highest postion in Football. Tatiana...

Italian Army to go on strike for the first time since World War 2 0
Malcum eggs 4 years
British forces in Afghanistan threaten to flounce after latest WikiLeak 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Hamid Karzai surprised to wake up in Taliban stronghold... 0
Dexter 4 years

after visiting a British base in Helmand. "I do remember feeling very tired after dinner last night", he said, "but after that, everything is a bit hazy"., He added "I just hope they don't send the...

Italian restaurants expect record sales in christmas period 0
4ty2 4 years

after Interpol added lasange to most wanted list. Clegeroons predicts speedy economic recovery due to lasagne exports to Sweden. If we buy all their furniture they can at least buy some of our...

Length of index finger useful in diagnosing prostate cancer 23
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
WW II Shocker: Gurkhas promised white women and endless canned beans. 1
rikkor 4 years
secret service identifies Kelly as the source of wikileaks 0
4ty2 4 years

and a BBC conspiracy to help Russia win the bid. Hutton reinstated to confirm the findings...

wikileaks no surprise to daily mail readers 0
4ty2 4 years

as it is common knowledge that Russia is corrupt and the UK troops failed Afganistan by lack of resources. Daily Mail editor starts to worry if either the US diplomats have common sense or if its...

Becks, Wills & Cameron go back to the boardroom. One of them will get fired. 3
MADJEZ 4 years
ITV to launch new sets of channels 0
3disoooh 4 years

A spokesperson for ITV says "Our first channel is ITV 1 + 1 Meridian HD, ITV 1 in Meridian in HD with programmes an hour later." However, only 147 people are expected to view the service. "Our next...

Putin arrives in Zurich with the polonium antidote in the nick of time 3
ianslat 4 years
Russia to take over UK snow preparations. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
'Booze for oil' barter plan for Quatar 2022 0
Scroat 4 years

More backhanders soon...

David Cameron and Prince William filmed buying 20 Cee-Lo Green Albums 0
antharrison 4 years