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Haters of the new Facebook profile changes finally given up 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Gaddafi demands he play himself in the Hollywood remake 0
Dumbnews 4 years
New Sony iPod headphones loud enough to be heard back in Japan 0
Dumbnews 4 years

Wish I had a nickel for each time I heard someone blasting their ipod loud enough for the whole bus to hear...

Kilroy-Silk captured... 1
LostLad 4 years

Rebel forces in Libya today have seemingly captured the borderline-racist-disgraced-morning-talk-show-host Robert Kilroy-Silk acting as...

Was Clegg really on holiday... 0
LostLad 4 years

or was he secretly fermenting revolution across the middle-east: No, he really was on holiday...

memory foam 0
MrG123 4 years

I got one of those memory foam pillows a while ago, and i haven't looked back since., it did my neck in, id strongly advise against them...

Organic green car developed powered solely by a horse 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Gaddafi “not the full dinar”, says psychiatrist... 0
Doylem 4 years
Super Villain Mortgage approval at all time low 0
4 years

It was reported today that Super Villians are finding it harder and harder to get mortgages for their lairs. In the last year approval levels have dropped under 50% with lenders stating it is the...

'Littlest Hobo' Makes TV Comeback In S4C Series 'The Only Stray In The Village'. 0
Ddigon o broblem 4 years

More to follow...

Bored Attenborough says most wildlife were “just showing off” 6
Banking Escapee 4 years

Veteran natural history broadcaster Sir David Attenborough announced his retirement from wildlife TV to fellow regulars at The Bears Head public house today, claiming that “most wildlife is...

Gadaffi Invited To Take Refuge On Tory Island.... 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.But ends up in Downing Street...

Shocking new evidence proves Gaddafi funded 'Horne and Corden'... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Stewart, Liddle and Laver to battle it out on Antique Rods Show... 0
be reasonable 4 years
Pope denied planning permission for Kingdom of God 3
Mrblacker 4 years

The United Nations have confirmed they have denied planning consent to Pope Benedict XVI to construct the Kingdom of God on Earth. The Holy See had sought to construct the edifice and had instructed...

To solve global warming, God considers raising water's freezing point 1
Dumbnews 4 years
'Life goes on after the earthquake' say residents of Christchurch, Dorset. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Bose to launch new "irritating git" cancelling headphones. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Bose, one of the world's leading manufacturers of luxury Hi-Fi equipment, has announced the launch of it's new "Nix-a-Git" range of headphones, which selectively tunes out specific voices from...

Gadaffi to be replaced by box of frogs 0
beau-jolly 4 years
International Criminal Court tell Gaddafi to sit on naughty step. 0
4 years

The International Criminal Court has today told Colonel Gaddafi to sit on the naughty step and think about what he has done. In a very strongly worded letter to the under fire Colonel the ICC stated...

Hollywood: Excitement builds as dense molded statues prepare to award Oscars. 0
SingingHinny 4 years

M-m-m-ore S-s-soon. Tits...

What to wear when I leave? Ghaddafi's dilemma 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

In a novel twist on the old fable [url=] The Emperor's New Clothes [/url]which he...

Job market bouyant for deposed dictators... 0
Doylem 4 years

It’s always assumed that deposed dictators retire to a life of comfortable exile in some sun-kissed, morally bankrupt, offshore tax haven, but it doesn’t always work out that way. Having been...

Libya: sands of time running out for novelty egg-timer market... 0
Doylem 4 years

The Libyan crisis is of more than academic interest to Jenny Pearce, secretary of the Confederation of Novelty Egg Timer Manufacturers. “What a lot of people forget, as Libya goes into meltdown, is...

UNFAIR PRACTICE claim UK Drug Dealers 0
surfer2k5 4 years

Th Association of Independent Drug Dealers last night demanded that the coalition gov't step in to prptect their industry. A spokesman said since the UK police force have decided to supply class A...

'Double Summertime' supporters say the livin' will be twice as easy. 3
charlies_hat 4 years
Doubts grow about lost Enid Blyton story 'Noddy and the Big Society'... 2
deskpilot3 4 years
Sharp eyed reader spots typo. 2
4 years

The Libyans are afriad that Libya will fall into Saif hands. 0
4 years
Audit of aardvarks “just the beginning”, says accountant... 4
Doylem 4 years