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Debt talks are all Greek to me says chief negotiator 0
victimms 22.01.12 11:37am
MI5 eavesdropped on Chinese embassy with bugged wok 0
nickb 22.01.12 10:34am
French chefs approach New Jersey for freshly barbecued meat 0
Sinnick 22.01.12 8:15am
Aggression flavoured custard to be marketed as "Angry Birds"

It's said to be quite thick skinned...

Quaz 22.01.12 8:01am
9/11 Widow Admits, Apologises, After Criticising Mark Wahlberg Career Decisions

there's a sub here - which I am too ill to write right now kinda think the horse has bolted already but...

thisisall1word 22.01.12 12:19am
‘I got too Simon Cowell,’ cock admits

Accused of strutting about, chest puffed out and ridiculous, unnaturally coloured crest a-quiver on his head, a bantam cock called Bertram has confessed he might have been behaving ‘a bit too much...

Clarky 21.01.12 10:14pm
Abortion clinics to promote two-for-one deal with new TV ads. 0
the coarse whisperer 21.01.12 9:53pm
the coarse whisperer
Paul Daniels' accident with a Power Saw will not affect his career.

Thankfully, he has as much talent left in his entire body as other entertainers have in the end of their little finger...

rob box 21.01.12 7:55pm
rob box
Paul Daniels shows off his slice of hand 0
medici2471 21.01.12 6:26pm
Masturbation can impair eyesight, doctors claim

[size=8]More soon[/size]...

Scroat 21.01.12 5:22pm
Man arrested for tattooing own birthday on children's forearms 2
21.01.12 5:08pm
Osborne admits to "dire financial position"

Chancellor George Osborne has admitted that the economy is in a much worse shape now than a year ago, due largely to Eric pickles latest expense claim for £2.73 for a sausage roll from M&S,...

Mister F 21.01.12 4:30pm
Mister F
Paul Daniels' nose blockage reaches crisis following finger loss

More follows...

apepper 21.01.12 2:31pm
Paul Daniels and Finger end trial separation. 0
bonjonelson 21.01.12 2:11pm
Debbie McGhee 'delighted' as Paul Daniels' finger successfully reattached.

No more soon....

Mandy Lifeboat 21.01.12 12:15pm
Mandy Lifeboat
'Ain't that the darndest thing? I got a nail in ma brain.'

A Chicago man didn't notice he'd shot a nail into his brain until doctors X-rayed his skull. 'He was talking kinda funny and slurring his words and all,' said his girlfriend Sally Mae Johnson, 'So we...

Clarky 21.01.12 11:04am
Man defies gravity with duck chariot. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 21.01.12 10:12am
Al OPecia
Gingrich ahead in South Carolina after fathering 12% of population

Randy presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich has surged to a happy ending in South Carolina, after fathering a 'statistically significant' percentage of the voters. Gingrich took an anti-abortion,...

21.01.12 9:53am
Ed Miliband 'still hopeful' of endorsement from Chuck Norris 0
21.01.12 8:46am
German scholars point out that Mitt Romney translates as “With Essex marsh” 3
virtuallywill 21.01.12 6:38am
Nick McCarr
Historians fail to find any evidence of Chris Martin having ruled the world. 0
Nick McCarr 21.01.12 6:27am
Nick McCarr
Disappointment For Scientists As Super-Computer Fails To Go Mad. 1
sredni vashta 21.01.12 4:25am
Cosmic surgeon to give Aquarius a nose job and bigger tits 2
Immunis 20.01.12 11:38pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Pub fights "so much more vivid" when wearing 3D glasses 0
bonjonelson 20.01.12 11:32pm
Government delighted to find £2.,73p more than expected in bank account,

The chancellor George Osborne has spoken of his joy at the bank error which left the United kingdom with a surplus of £2.73. "For one moment I actually thought our austerity measures were working"...

Mister F 20.01.12 11:05pm
Mister F
Migrant scrounger story upstaged as distraction by Gary Glitter story 0
Drylaw 20.01.12 10:30pm
Department of Environment to cull humans in TB affected area

In the latest random attempt to stop nature doing what it will, the department of the environment has decided to kill all the humans in a 10 mile radius from Langport in Somerset to halt the spread...

Immunis 20.01.12 8:57pm
Online Piracy Bill hijacked by Somalian hackers 1
brownpaperreporter 20.01.12 7:35pm
BMW & AUDI to do away with door mirrors. "They never use them" says spokesman.

. . . on reflection...

Al McHogan 20.01.12 7:13pm
Lord Vader to be stripped of his title, Government announce. 3
bonjonelson 20.01.12 6:28pm