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WHO warns of software obesity epidemic as vendors release more bloatware 0
Dumbnews 4 years

55MB to download Adobe reader?!...

Google launches book publishing concept with yellow page ads in the margins 0
Dumbnews 4 years
General Tso deported by FDA for health offenses 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Manistantly has bags removed from under his eyes 0
arrghgarry 4 years

when the wife burns his porn stash...

Clegg and Osborne To Fight It Out 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

..re which one of them is going to be Cameron's fag...

Woman Who Has Out of Body Experience Finds Lithuanian has Moved into Her Body 1
IABP 4 years

A woman who was undergoing routine surgery was shocked to find a Lithunanian had moved into her body after she was having an out-of-body experience. Divorcee Mary Jenkins, 35, could not believe than...

Scientists look at deodorant for New Zealand's smelly Kiwi`s 1
arrghgarry 4 years

the world says about "f..ing time"...

Cameron To Emulate William the Conqueror 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

By turning the North of England into a wasteland. With a little help from glove puppet George, of course...

Joseph Fritzl appeals on the basis it`s one law for him and another 0
arrghgarry 4 years

for Woody Allen...

Sex chat model 'disappointed' man was just in it for the sex. 7
SingingHinny 4 years

Finding love is a tough task for the working professional, and it was for this reason that Emma Didsbury entered into the seedy world of internet sex chatrooms. The successful solicitor worked five...

Parliament to move ‘oop north' by 2011 2
ChrisHarrison 4 years

David Cameron has risked the wrath of his own Party by deciding to relocate the Houses of Parliament to the North of England. In what many are calling a ‘landmark decision’, the historic Palace...

Irish terrier threat raised from 'ankle' to 'knee' 0
exigo 4 years
Over enthusiastic treasure hunter digs so deep he unearths 33 Chilean miners. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Lindsay Lohan Goes Straight To Jail - does not collect $200 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Man suffers coronary after being fitted with a pacemaker endorsed by Usain Bolt 0
Basil_B 4 years
Soldier agrees he's a Hero and wins second medal for combating false modesty 0
roybland 4 years

A soldier awarded the George Cross yesterday readily agreed that he is a hero and that what he did to win the award wasn't just doing his job - nor was it what anybody else would have done in the...

Con-dems set up quango to condemn quangos 0
Sinnick 4 years
Animal Rights activists in uproar over Government taking axe to quangos 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Irish Terror Level Raised to Grrrrr 2
IABP 4 years
Vatican denies claim that it was behind 911 attacks. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Children held in makeshift cages? Its a scandal. Always use rigid steel ones! 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
EU to force Isle of Man to become Isle of Persons of all Genders, 11
Sharpehunter 4 years

Sexual Persuasions and Religious Denominations under the International Court of Human Rights legislation. Despite limp wristed protests from various politicians it is assumed that very soon...

Writer faces task of having to read every book published, to avoid plagiarism 4
Rowly 4 years

in the meantime, he has asked that everybody should stop writing, so that he can catch up a bit...

Vicar astonished to get offering for harvest festival poor might want to eat. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Vatican bans computers after Pope offended by cursor 0
dicky37 4 years

[More soon]...

1 in 3 people who suffer a heart attack die before they reach hospital! 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

In an attempt to curb this inconsiderate and generally selfish abuse of tax payers money the NHS are to implement a new country wide policy aimed at achieving better utilisation of services and also...

Pub landlord ‘calls time’ to become professional footballer 0
Nobby Holder 4 years

After spending the past 14 years serving customers at the Dog and Donkey in Chipping Norton, landlord Bill Langley has decided the time has come to hang up his apron and follow in his father’s...

Diane Abbott thought nickname 'Iron Monk' would have given her an advantage. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Campaign Manager, Basil 'The Brush' Andrews, claims that Diane Abbott originally planned to adopt the nickname 'Iron Monk' in homage to both Australian, Tony 'Iron Monk' Abbott and the late Margaret...

'Praise be the Lord, Jesus has Risen... 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

unlike his damned bread'...

Diane Abbott still hopeful of becoming fifth in Labour leadership contest 0
roybland 4 years