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Ofcom launches consultation on location of next-generation 4G dead spots 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Hopes of a quick victory over Gaddafi crash in western Libya 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
French forces "unsure" on next steps after 3 undefeated days in a conflict. 0
MC One R 4 years
Osborne to drink non vintage champagne during budget speech for austerity drive 0
MC One R 4 years
Where's Gadaffi? 0
simonjmr 4 years

Hidden somewhere in this busy Libyan street is Col Gaddaffi, you as a coalition pilot must locate and take out Gaddaffi with minimal civilian casualties. But mind those human shields!!! More soon...

US dropping planes on Libya in hope of one landing on al-Megrahi's head. 2
malgor 4 years
Nuclear engineers "slammed" by Japanese journalists 0
MC One R 4 years

Japanese journalists are furious today at the lack of front page grabbing headlines being produced by the engineers working on the radiation leak. "It's just typical" said one "we thought we would...

Yes, I am thinking what you're thinking, says Elephant in Room 3
ronseal 4 years

The Elephant in the Room has written a column in the Daily Mail, saying he's just as disgusted as everyone else about this blimming political correctness gone mad., "Don't get me wrong, I'm no...

Price of petrol forces Kate and Wills to use horse and cart on big day 0
greg various 4 years

Charlie to carry the bucket and shovel...

Briefs manufacturers happy with no fly zones 0
simonjmr 4 years

But not Boxer makers More soon...

Maggot farm badly affected by 'no-fly' zone. 0
spike 4 years
Air Passenger Duty on Private Jets “Will Cost Jobs” 4
BillyBitzer 4 years

A letter today in the Times, signed by over 20 Businessmen, Pop Stars and Sportsmen slammed Chancellor George Osbourne’s plans to impose duty on flying in private jets as an “attack on...

Charity album "could do more harm than good" say Japanese authorities 0
Scroat 4 years

A Government spokesman said today "It was bad enough when we heard that Bono was going to be a featured artist, but the addition of Justin Bieber was the last straw. It really can't get much worse."...

Man opposed to Formula One, The Derby and 100m sprint accused of being Racist. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Bittern's got talons launched by BBC wildlife 22
simonjmr 4 years
UK Pedants society to pick holes in well loved fairy tales 1
simonjmr 4 years

The Pedants Society of the UK (PEDSocUK) has today announced that they will be rewriting fariy tales to address some of the major issues and problems that they have highlighted. Goldilocks, 1....

USS Prat in for bottom cleaning 0
Scroat 4 years
Royal Wedding on Hold after Mention of 'Droit De Seigneur' by Prince Philip 8
4 years
Jamaican air-force to enforce 'no woman, no cry' zone... 0
be reasonable 4 years

Marley soon...

Radio 1 'at a loss' following no McFly-zone 0
nilbymouse 4 years
Frogsporn 0
Sinnick 4 years

Libya accused of trying to bury bad news on day of George Osbourne's budget 0
ronseal 4 years
USS Pimp delayed in Italian port on Burlusconi's orders. 0
be reasonable 4 years

More seamen discharged later...

USS Ponce stationed in mediterranean 4
Ironduke 4 years

no, really. So off you go, funny-mongers...

An Apple a day keeps Google away, says Jobs 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Cameron denies Saudi Princes akin to Gadaafi: 'They have more luxuriant goatees' 0
pinxit 4 years
Computer archaeologists excited by new find of JPEG artifacts 0
bonjonelson 4 years

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David Cameron's face "looming larger than ever", say astronomers 3
The Paper Ostrich 4 years

David Cameron's face is looming larger than ever over Britain, astronomers have found. 'This remote, barren object was first sighted as recently as 2005,' said telegenic starmonger Professor Brian...

Trading Standards warn of Slick American-style Franchising and Sales Teams 1
4 years

offering 'Business Networking Opertunities' in the UK. "It can be mind-boggling" said Tim West of the UK Trading Standards Federation. "Apart from seminars and pressure sales techniques for the...

Gas Company has "hissy fit" from Ofgem leak 0
OldThingy 4 years

More men may turn up later...