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A4e criticised as "only existing on paper"

It's been disclosed that controversial company A4e was only created for tax reasons as a paper company which is held by a parent organisation called "Ring Binder"...

apepper 25.02.12 11:29am
MP's questioned after House of Commons left in a mess

It was a shocking sight. Beer cans thrown on the floor, pizza boxes left open with stale slices still in them and a huge coke stain on the Speaker of the House's chair. The House of Commons had...

paddyparkinson 25.02.12 10:33am
Sort of greeny-yellow tint to everything down to global warming say scientists

Peculiar hue caused by climate change, not by endless dicking around in Adobe After Effects to make crap look appealing as previously thought...

Haywood Manley 25.02.12 8:41am
Haywood Manley
New culinary jewellery described as pioneering 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 25.02.12 4:13am
Psycadelic Squirrel
un-retouched picture of Adele

[url=]Take a peek here[/url]...

Son of Barnabas 25.02.12 12:30am
Buddhist Monk sets himself on fire in protest of winter chill 0
paddyparkinson 24.02.12 11:58pm
Man drowned in 3-ft deep lake because firefighters ‘were not trained’ to rescue

Oh, sorry, that's a real story'. As I have said before, the world is just getting more barmy than us crumby biscuiteers could imagine in a month of...

Son of Barnabas 24.02.12 10:42pm
Bomb carnage latest: 'No women & children involved'. Oh, that's OK then.

More later...

dvo4fun 24.02.12 10:36pm
Dunlopillo sculptor charged with foam hacking. 7
JETFAB 24.02.12 10:25pm
Back to work tsar .. unemployed. 0
MADJEZ 24.02.12 10:08pm
A4e claim 'Our Jobs Programme works!' after creating new Family Champion post

more (vacancies) soon...

dvo4fun 24.02.12 8:34pm
Anne Widdecombe Sex tape terrifies viewers

Young and single men surfing the net for footage of a Kim Kardashian look-a-like being gang banged by two policemen and a plumber, may be in for a nasty surprise. A sex tape has made its way round...

paddyparkinson 24.02.12 8:29pm
Cardboard company admin punch-up a 'box office hit' 2
Perks 24.02.12 7:17pm
Benevolent Nigerian Prince stunned by apathy towards his Philanthropic emails

Prince Abiola Olatunde spoke of his frustration yesterday, as his attempts to enrich his fellow internet users continue to fall upon deaf ears. Employing a team of volunteers from the school he...

SimonJJames 24.02.12 7:15pm
Belmarsh riot caused by Big Fat Gypsy Weddings paternity row

Prison officials at HMP Belmarsh have released their findings following the riots which took place late on Tuesday night, stating the trigger as being a group of prisoners arguing over who was the...

kimllfixit 24.02.12 5:38pm
TC given managers job at Wolves names Benny the Ball as first team coach

I know football lines don't go down too well but I love Top Cat !...

charlies_hat 24.02.12 5:29pm
House of Commons punch up results in "Eyes to the left, Nose to the right". 5
seymour totti 24.02.12 4:46pm
Abu Qatada visits Heathrow to wave-off Christopher Tappin 2
medici2471 24.02.12 4:33pm
Blackburn company hails success of teaspoon amnesty

Managers at Wingnut Express Ltd say they are delighted with the response in their two week teaspoon amnesty. Staff in the kitchen are now able to make a drink without needing to squeeze out a teabag...

grottymonty 24.02.12 1:09pm
Local authority exposes ‘coward’ who failed to save dog from frozen lake

A local authority has joined forces with emergency rescue services to expose a callous individual too ‘chicken-shit’ to risk life and limb by retrieving his partially-blind Springer Spaniel ‘Mr...

Gary Stanton 24.02.12 1:07pm
Local authority exposes ‘coward’ who failed to save dog from frozen lake

A local authority has joined forces with emergency rescue services to expose a callous individual too ‘chicken-shit’ to risk life and limb by retrieving his partially-blind Springer Spaniel ‘Mr...

Gary Stanton 24.02.12 1:07pm
Publicly owned bank loses £3.5bn

Have you checked all your pockets? asks public...

yussle 24.02.12 1:03pm
X-rated film maker from Lyme Regis charged with making Porn on the Cobb 0
Ian Searle 24.02.12 12:35pm
Ian Searle
Autopsy results reveal Houston died of winter vomiting bug....

disease renamed "Shitney Spewstons" in her honour...

Haywood Manley 24.02.12 12:21pm
Haywood Manley
Dumpty finally returns home from 'tremendous' autumn break in States 2
Haywood Manley 24.02.12 11:38am
Haywood Manley
Lloyds Bank makes £3.5 billion loss plus £100 overdraft fee 1
Duncan Biscuit 24.02.12 11:27am
Somali government designates September 19th "Don't Talk Like a Pirate Day"

Addressing growing concerns among ordinary Somalis that they now have little or no say when it comes to participating in the annual twat-fest that is 'International Talk Like a Pirate Day', the...

Haywood Manley 24.02.12 10:16am
Haywood Manley
Syrian artillery to target Tunis 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.02.12 9:33am
Duncan Biscuit
Extradited Brit protests Iranian missiles were marked ‘Batteries not included' 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.02.12 9:32am
Duncan Biscuit
Bobby Brown releases controversial tribute song to Whitney "Hump in the ground" 0
Iamthestig 24.02.12 9:31am