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Source of Tory policy traced to garbage bin in park

A leading cabinet minister has been caught by photographers from the Daily Mirror sourcing current Government policy straight from a litter-bin at the bottom of Downing Street., The minister in...

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Gerontius 14.10.11 3:10pm
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Man wakes up from 'logistical nightmare' in shipping crate halfway up mountain 3
Qoxiivi 14.10.11 3:08pm
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Towel manufacturer set for administration after work dries up 1
button 14.10.11 3:06pm
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West end shows to merge as recession deepens

Several West End shows will merge in a recession beating measure. "Oliver's mamma will rock the seven carousel lion of the Saigon opera" is expected to be a runaway success. "It's got every thing...

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simonjmr 14.10.11 3:05pm
Drylaw
Jockeys threaten to strike up to seven times 0
charlies_hat 14.10.11 3:02pm
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Wombles arrested for possession of Cabinet papers. 0
Ralphy Snoops 14.10.11 2:50pm
Ralphy Snoops
New Generation of Blackberry to be named Raspberry 0
Drylaw 14.10.11 1:54pm
Drylaw
Oliver Letwin apologises for getting caught dumping papers in park bin..

..paper trail led back to Cabinet Office...

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DiY 14.10.11 1:44pm
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Griffin 14.10.11 1:13pm
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Lambeth Walk is actually Rickets claim doctors

Doctors at Kings College hospital have today revealed that the Lambeth Walk, the cheeky cockney strut made popular by a 1937 musical is actually advanced rickets caused by poor diet and inner city...

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Steve Wilson 14.10.11 1:11pm
Steve Wilson
Scientists calculate 1972 was the last time you could meet a virgin Madonna 0
simonjmr 14.10.11 12:56pm
simonjmr
Enraged First Bus passenger finally 'goes off on one'

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dicky37 14.10.11 12:52pm
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Olive Oil wasn't virgin says Popeye

With a messy divorce predicted, Popeye issued a statement via his lawyers which cites Bluto as third party. 'I yam tellin' Olive she gotst to go' .(this week I shall be mostly writing about virgins)...

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vertical 14.10.11 12:48pm
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Cockney “Mother Brown” was early drag artist claims doctor

Doctors at Kings College hospital investigating several cold cases from 1930's London, have today revealed that the cockney song Mother Brown, refers to an early drag artist who faced a horrific...

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witless 14.10.11 12:39pm
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New rotating hat set to turn heads

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dicky37 14.10.11 12:33pm
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London to tackle obesity by making pedestrians run

Following the government's announced intention to address obesity by encouraging Councils to promote physical activity, London Mayor Boris Johnson is set to ban walking in the capital. Starting in...

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Midfield Diamond 14.10.11 11:44am
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Letwin Notorious for Out-Tray Public Behaviour 0
Drylaw 14.10.11 11:31am
Drylaw
Brand new cars sell for £100 after pricing error

A motor dealership in Dagenham, Essex, was left red faced yesterday after a pricing error saw them sell 257 cars at just £99.99p. The Vauxhall Astras should have gone for £9999 but as the...

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Perks 14.10.11 11:14am
Perks
G4 meeting to discuss Boyzone 1
bonjonelson 14.10.11 10:44am
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Mystery condition that causes man to age 50 years in a few days...

identified by scientists as 'marriage'. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8826277/Mystery-condition-makes-woman-age-50-years-in-just-a-few-days.html...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 14.10.11 10:43am
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Hillary Swank explains "I only wanted to know why the chechen crossed the road" 2
bonjonelson 14.10.11 10:33am
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Sony to assess cancer risk after a number of its TV sets started smoking.

Sony is to face censure from the governement after it's TV sets flout Smoking in public places legislation. More soon...

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simonjmr 14.10.11 9:58am
simonjmr
41% of mobiles in Birmingham are pretty shitty study shows 0
RJWinter 14.10.11 9:21am
RJWinter
Public half-day holiday for iPhone 4S users

Official: Businesses throughout the land are giving employees the morning off to collect their new iPhone 4S from stores on the much heralded day of launch. Anticipating long waits as busy sales...

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Boutros 14.10.11 8:14am
Boutros
Do ministers dump in the park?

Coming only weeks after the successful resolution to the question 'Do bears dump in the woods' a new eternal mystery has risen. 'Do ministers dump important correspondence in the park' Intrepid...

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Steve Wilson 14.10.11 7:11am
Steve Wilson
Japanese banana ban not bananas

The Japanese government has acted swiftly, in response to the radiation hot spot detected in Tokyo, by banning banana imports, which they have also reclassified as a class A drug for good measure....

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witless 14.10.11 7:06am
Perks
Cameron pans Letwin for "breaking recycling guidelines". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 14.10.11 7:00am
Al OPecia
Prince Charles divorces Camilla after introduction of horse whipping ban 0
Perks 14.10.11 6:21am
Perks
“I was groomed.” A victim of abuse speaks out

By Deirdre Longford “At one point I was being groomed by up to four people- two men and two women., They would force me onto all fours then shove me around as they took turns to rub a leather...

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henry deal 14.10.11 5:30am
Corporate manager awes kids with tales of "fighting fires" 0
Dumbnews 14.10.11 4:14am
Dumbnews