Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Justin Bieber To Quit Music Over Lack Of Critical Recognition

Justin Bieber may have millions of adoring teenage fans and indeed the millions of dollars spent by those millions of fans. His face is on computer screens, TV screens, best-selling CDs, a popular...

Textbook 26.07.11 10:03am
Winehouse dubbed “heroine” by top heroin dealer

Britain’s top drugs dealer paid tribute to Amy Winehouse, calling her an “A class ambassador for class A drugs”. The dealer, who asked not to be named, was speaking from his multimillion pound...

nickb 26.07.11 9:01am
All BBC cafeterias to move to Salford, staff voice concern

The BBC is to move all staff catering facilities to its new Salford Quays complex. Staff in London say they could face round trip journeys of as long as two days to get lunch or a snack. But BBC...

nickb 26.07.11 8:40am
Scientists create human-ape hybrid. Rooney sues for copyright breach.

Son of Barnabas 26.07.11 9:20am
'And then I had to spoil it all by saying something stupid like splogalogapod'

Bill and Ben record Sinatras tribute...

nickb 30.07.11 4:01pm
Hamilton "I'm Quitting" stuns motor racing fans

Acknowledging that "I have just been wasting my life" 26 year old Lewis Hamilton, Formula 1 World Champion in 2008, revealed this morning his immediate retirement from the sport. His McLaren car...

dvo4fun 26.07.11 1:20pm
Will all those with Amy Winehouse jokes please form a line.

It's what she would have wanted...

Iscariot 26.07.11 7:49am
Son of Barnabas
Winehouse dies, Pete Doherty to play Kerry Katona in the final. 1
MADJEZ 26.07.11 8:11am
"I'd like to teach the world too...grnfh....". It's the real thing. 11
Al OPecia 27.07.11 11:32am
be reasonable
Google stumbles on unique revenue generating model of charging users 0
Dumbnews 25.07.11 5:57pm
Mobiles Show Us The Light

The world renowned Psychic Derek Acorah has struck a deal with Apple. He plans to release his own range of mobile phones. The I’m-Dead will now enable you to speak to, not only your living...

victimms 25.07.11 4:50pm
Frank Miller detained at airport after his gonads set off metal detectors.

In an ironic twist of fate, given he is about to release an anti-al Qaeda/Islamist graphic novel , comic book author Frank Miller was detained by airport security yesterday after his testicles set...

Corrigan 25.07.11 7:43pm
Sky divers bemoan low fish stocks 0
Dick Everyman 25.07.11 3:02pm
Dick Everyman
Nitrous Oxide released in school assembly - "not funny" says headmaster 0
Dick Everyman 25.07.11 2:31pm
Dick Everyman
Newly converted vegetarian receives a standing pescetarian 0
simonjmr 25.07.11 2:21pm
Two active geysers discovered in Yosodomite National Park 18
Dick Everyman 26.07.11 6:35pm
Pipe Smoker of the Year 2011 to be awarded posthumously. More soon. 5
dominic_mcg 25.07.11 4:21pm
Police pull over Amy Winehouse bandwagon for overcrowding. 0
MADJEZ 25.07.11 12:50pm
Council wants to put me in a prefab - I said "no,no,no" 0
Dick Everyman 25.07.11 12:44pm
Dick Everyman
Israeli orchestra’s Wagner concert starts tit-for-tat reconciliation war

The Israeli chamber orchestra has struck a telling blow in what experts fear could turn into a never-ending war of contrition between Israel and its historical enemies. Roberto Paternostro’s...

Qoxiivi 25.07.11 12:44pm
Celebrities criticised for failing to make trite comments about Amy Winehouse

Dozens of celebrities faced mounting criticism today for failing to make trite comments about Amy Winehouse via various social networks., “It’s almost as if they think their opinions don’t...

FraserWords 25.07.11 7:48pm
Maternity wards to be adopted by wolves

The NHS has welcomed an agreement to hand maternity care to the wolves. Long recognised as the ideal animal for raising children, the successful bid was supported by references from Mowgli and a...

26.07.11 2:13pm
Parliament Recalled To Debate All The Rest Of It.

The PM began proceedings in the conventional manner:"Mr Speaker I have had meetings this morning and later I will be having more and all the rest of it.", Speaker called Mr Ed Miliband who said:"Can...

Drylaw 25.07.11 12:44pm
US to appoint Paul "When numbers get serious" Simon to manage debt crisis 0
simonjmr 25.07.11 11:08am
Flightless, South American bird wins "rhea of the year" award. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 25.07.11 3:19pm
"Amy's gone but I wish it'd been Fearne Cotton"

To paraphrase Neil Young More soon...

simonjmr 25.07.11 10:34am
Amy Winehouse tribute album to be called "Back to Blue"

Available through stiff records...

Iamthestig 25.07.11 9:40am
Rebecca Black has nervous breakdown in empty train carriage 0
Oxbridge 25.07.11 9:34am
Scouts take over from British army in Helmand

British forces in Afghanistan have successfully handed over control of security in Helmand Province to the 1st Lashkar Gah scouts group. This followed weeks when scouts holding the Hiker badge have...

Vertically Challenged Giant 25.07.11 9:35am
Original Sin repealed as Garden of Eden apple revealed to have been Chinese fake

. pax vobiscum...

pere floza 25.07.11 9:22am
pere floza