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Big Issue's plans to launch a Pakistan edition considered as flippant.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

.. similarly Canal Boat Magazine have responded negatively to requests from advertisers to have a monthly version translated for those considering house boats in Pakistan " We think this would be...

Big Issue proves homeless figures in the UK exceed 130,000 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

The Big Issue, the magazine for the homeless now sells over 130,000 copies a week. Proving beyond doubt that the Governments estimates of the numbers of people living on the streets in Britain are...

New craze sweeps the nation! 1
hero2zero 4 years

It seem that many people, fed up with the mass of cold-calls received throughout the day have begun to fight back, according to a recent study by psychologist Koul Glint at the Tele-marketing...

HSE to consider banning toilets amid rising casualties and fire service cuts.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

The UK Health & Safety Executive, the body responsible for us mere mere mortals being irresponsible is having a vote on whether or not to ban toilets. Last week we all heard of the terrible...

The Guardian applauds Clegg initiative - 'Britain needs more Cabarets!' 3
Sharpehunter 4 years

In a surprising turn of events The Guardian, well respected and admired representative of the people (well at least those who work in the public sector)has thrown its weight behind Nick Clegg's...

Saudi King "Lucky for Pakistan that famine to follow floods during Ramadan.." 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

The King of Saudi Arabia has sparked controversy when he apparently said between mouthfuls of freshly spiced roast lamb and a handful of kebabs that the famine now following hard on the heels of the...

Donating money to charity a 'Betrayal' claims Foreign Office. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'We did nothing wrong' said an FO spokesman. 'Tony should have been proud of we did and kept the money. We still have to to big up the invasion of Iran. Then Somalia, Yemen, Syria, Lebanon until...

Paxman's experiment back fires as BBC cancel his contract.. 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Jeremy Paxman was left with egg on his face this morning. Following taunts from his poor wife Liz Clough that he couldn't be nice if he tried, Paxman took advantage of the summer break from his...

Judas to donate money to charity 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Judas is to donate 30 pieces of silver to a charity helping persecuted christians. In an interview Judas said, 'I still believe what I did was right and that Jesus posed a threat with his ideas of...

Iran presses ahead with enrichment programme by giving away free lottery tickets 0
jp1885 4 years
Finding L Ron Hubbard not as good as finding Jesus Christ, parole board rules 1
roybland 4 years

A convicted gangland killer who ‘found’ L Ron Hubbard and believed he had see the light has had his hopes of an early release from prison dashed. A parole board has ruled that the founder of...

Clegg acts quickly in Cameron's abscence and abolishes Cabinet... 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

"From now on loveys we shall be having Cabaret Meetings instead of Cabinet Meetings, all those contributing must do so in a lovey sing song or theatrical dance style..!" said Clegg to waiting...

'I said Cherie, not charity,' Blair tells hard-of-hearing journalist 1
jp1885 4 years
Daily Mail claims journalist with A-Level is hard evidence of dumbing-down. 0
Mother 4 years

The Daily Mail cites one of its own journalists, who has an E grade A-Level in Media Studies, as conclusive evidence that the former 'gold-standard' qualification has been dumbed-down...

Clegg can't sleep in bed at No.10 because of being haunted by ghost of Thatcher 1
Basil_B 4 years

Even the consoling tones of David Cameron saying ' she's not dead yet Nicholas, so how can she haunt you silly' have not made any difference to a sleep deprived deputy. Clegg's claim that he is...

Kinder Eggs Surprise everyone with launch of Kinder ‘Aid For Pakistan’ Egg! 3
Sharpehunter 4 years

Whilst the items contained inside the special eggs are of course a surprise it is believed that they will include things such as a self assembly canoe, plastic multi-tool which doubles as a spoon...

Classical musician sex pest made inappropriate overtures 1
simonjmr 4 years
Blair: "I didn't go into writing to change authors 0
Laughingstock 4 years

- its to improve reading for the under 5's." and he continued: " Book signings at Toys 'r' Us and Hamleys were simply ill-thought out but it real terms offer all ages a glimpse of who i am" he added...

Mozart website to be updated every minuet of every day 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more later, in 3/4 time...

Transsexual op clinic to close after scrapping of mixed sex wards. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Zsa Zsa Gabor receives last rites rites 1
roybland 4 years
Who Do You Think They Are? 3
ramblesnake 4 years

A new show from BBC 2 in which a panel of men, old enough to remember What's my Line, try and guess the name of the "celebrity", why they are famous and what, if any, talent they have. They then have...

World electronic hand-dryer record smashed at 3 hours 10 minutes 1
jp1885 4 years
After Frankie Boyles departure from "mock the week" he has gone to the dogs 0
arrghgarry 4 years

however as Kerry Katona used to watch the show she gave him the spanish archer . El Bow...

Pakistan and US devise cunning plan to flush out Al'Quaeda.. 5
Sharpehunter 4 years

Scheming Pakistan and US Intelligence Services have developed a cunning plan to flush out Al'Quaeda militants. US Engineers have today flown in to Pakistan to investigate the idea of diverting the...

Secret Britain sites experience 2000 fold increase in visitors. 0
simonjmr 4 years

"Damn the Beeb, they've only gone a ruined my haven" said one disgruntled Cornish Holiday maker. It is undestood that next weeks programme will include Butlin's Skegness, Centreparc Elevdon Forest...

Use of Wind Power rather than Coal leads to drastic reduction in miner injuries. 0
seymour totti 4 years
Hospital deep-clean latest: mixed sex wards to be scraped 0
jp1885 4 years
New homes plan rapped - P to the L to the A to the N 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Boy with head stuck in toilet seat "Up to his neck in sh*t" says Fireman! 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

Firemen attending the scene of the 18mth old's toilet tragedy have advised against putting your head down the toilet as it can prove fatal. Observers note that Essex appears to be a popular spot for...