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Manager Sacked for Poor Cliché Record 4
De-scribe 4 years

The surprise sacking of Newcastle United manager Chris Hughton yesterday has been justified by club owner Mike Ashley on the grounds of Hughton’s “appalling cliché record”. “Sure, Chris...

Wikileaks cables reveal US attempts to extradite British royal family. 5
dogwheels 4 years

The latest batch of Wikileaks cables have lifted the lid on persistent US attempts to extradite the British royal family to stand trial for the 1775-83 war. And the dispatches from the American...

Franklin family decides “time is right” to embrace Tesco’s ‘Finest’ range... 7
Doylem 4 years

Debbie Franklin, 36, from Darlington, spoke about this pivotal moment in her family’s history. “We had a family discussion, over dinner, and we’re all in agreement (apart from Nan, who’d...

Macdonalds introduce "Big Overcoat" 0
Rowly 4 years
Minutes Silence At Old Trafford Tonight Following Tragic Events in Weatherfield 0
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Emergency fish n chip vans struggle to reach stranded Scottish motorists. 0
greg various 4 years

You'll have not had your tea...

Naughtie : "People in Buckminster Fuller glasshouses shouldn't throw stones". 0
Sigmund Freud 4 years
Brussel sprout shortage "Will ruin Christmas for millions" says spokesman 0
surdoux 4 years
Survey shows that Classical Musicians always slow down for Finale 0
Rowly 4 years

Most normal men speed up, but Violinist in particular, have shown a tendency to slow down for the last few Bars, with longer strokes & accompanying head movements., ( I haven't done it myself...

Jim Naughtie replaced as spokesman for Country Fresh deodorant. 1
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

Coronation Street ending branded as far fetched. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Exploding night clubs and crashing trams may just be allowable but Ken Barlows quiff was just taking the piss...

Stradivarius snatched from sandwich shop after player pops in for a minuet. 1
Ian Searle 4 years

Boom boom!...

French library finds coded Leonardo da Vinci manuscript. Dan Brown 'gutted'. 1
Ostsee 4 years
Pizza Hut to ban all footballers from its chain of high class restaurants. 2
DiY 4 years
Kerb-crawlers 'concerned' over hoar frost 1
Mrblacker 4 years
Wizzard accused of mis-spelling own name for extra scrabble points 2
bonjonelson 4 years

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DNA tests of Snowmen reveal common ancestry 4
Rowly 4 years

Recent tests confirm that the current out-break of Snowmen may be due to the fact that their DNA has been lying Dormant. They have been directly linked to traces of Snowmen found at the polar ice cap...

Australian arrested after making love to a species that can blab 0
Malcum eggs 4 years

baa ram ewe...

Endangered biscuit species discovered in cupboard. 9
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

Biscuitologists reacted with delight today when an endangered variety of biscuit was discovered in the back of a pensioner's cupboard. The humble fig roll was widely believed to have all but...

Giant fossil bird found in Indonesia 0
Sinnick 4 years

Weather intervenes on preventing university cost increase in tuition freeze 0
Basil_B 4 years
Jeremy Hunt to change name to Jeremy Buck Follocks to avoid embarrassing repeat 5
MC One R 4 years

Hopefully more soon...

Jim Naughtie Latest: "I Feel a Right Jeremy" he Apologises 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Local man testifies to the power of Tesco... 0
Doylem 4 years

Daniel Alsopp, 47, tells how a global conglomerate changed his life. “For many years I resisted the power of Tesco. I refused to have a loyalty card, insisting, petulantly, that I was loyal to...

Secrets of my boyfriend's sex change boob job revealed by 4
Skylarking 4 years

More after the break, whoo whoo whoo...

Assange arrested for indecency following public leaks 1
Sinnick 4 years
Slavs the New Indians 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Meerket jokey slav accents no different to 'Mind your language' and 'It ain't half Hot Mum' Indian 'accents'. The Equality and Human Rights Commission said they weren't interested because its about...

Han Solo Struggling to Contain WookieeLeaks 6
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Julian Assuage admits he is fully responsible for 250,001 leaks 0
Malcum eggs 4 years

more or less ...

New comparison website 0
Sinnick 4 years Simples...