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Clarkson indecisive about whether tram passengers should be shot or not 0
bonjonelson 02.12.11 10:25am
bonjonelson
Card manufacturers confident of growth with addition of "Happy Friday Cards"

Happy Friday Everyone!...

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gaijintendo 02.12.11 10:19am
gaijintendo
BNP cancel Clarkson's membership for 'being too right wing' 8
Immunis 02.12.11 10:13am
Clarky
Tehran celebrates news that diplomats will be 'home for Christmas'. 0
Boutros 02.12.11 10:00am
Boutros
Investor sent to bed by mum after spending $2.1m on a comic

An investor who spent more than $2.1m of his pocket money on an old Superman comic has been grounded. Relatives of David Bonner often commented that he 'lived in a fantasy land', but his latest...

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Runestone Cowboy 02.12.11 9:50am
Clarky
List makers declare 'government cuts' to be most common spelling mistake of 2011

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dicky37 02.12.11 9:16am
Perks
Vatican drafts "Sorry! Are we still friends?" letter to sex abuse victims

The Vatican has published an all-purpose worldwide press release, for local churches to adapt for use in sexual abuse cases. Cardinal Giacamo Bondolino, Papal Noncio to the UK, explained the thinking...

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dvo4fun 02.12.11 9:14am
Perks
More Elderly Choosing to Die at Home

NHS statistics released today show that the year-on-year increase in the number of elderly people choosing to die at home continues to escalate. In the 12 months ended October 2011, the number rose...

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Chuts 02.12.11 2:59am
Chuts
Pharmaceutical shares go 'crazy' as Dyson tackles 'Windmills of the Mind'

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Username 02.12.11 2:49am
Username
Rivers of Bloody Bigotry

The comparatively sheltered world of academic anthropology is tonight still recovering from the bombshell that was dropped on it a few days ago by a leading British university., “The University of...

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Username 02.12.11 2:35am
Username
Man who likes French loaves announces 'Baguettes - I've had a few...

But then again too few to mention'...

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Smart Alex 02.12.11 1:32am
Smart Alex
Fahrenheit 451 renamed as Fahrenheit 647 due to Kindle's higher combustion point 5
Immunis 02.12.11 1:23am
Immunis
Dyslexic orders laptop; ends up with chihuahua 0
Smart Alex 02.12.11 1:22am
Smart Alex
Market News: Fruit Softening, Apples Falling, Mangos 3 for £1 0
Immunis 02.12.11 1:20am
Immunis
Clarkson "One Show" appearance apology: "Rather 'jowly', poor teeth"

more later...

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dvo4fun 02.12.11 12:22am
dvo4fun
Dopey not big and not clever 0
Smart Alex 01.12.11 11:08pm
Smart Alex
Police corruption trial accidentally falls down stairs on way to Court. 0
Al OPecia 01.12.11 10:30pm
Al OPecia
The Queens Christmas message to be replaced with a circular letter

Ones family has had a couple of weddings, William looked regal and Kate was divine, although her sister's arse caused a bit of a stir. Andrew got into a spot of bother. I nearly called on the SAS to...

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simonjmr 01.12.11 9:21pm
Username
Catholic church admits cover-up of cover-ups was "covered up" 0
Nick McCarr 01.12.11 9:02pm
Nick McCarr
Director Of New Thatcher Film, Inflicts Big Cuts On Cast Numbers......

.And abandons film locations in and around Liverpool...

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Jesse Bigg 01.12.11 8:59pm
Jesse Bigg
Christmas present wrapping clerk quits: "fed up with all the red tape"

and the paperwork...

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Mr Target 01.12.11 8:37pm
Mr Target
New risk from fish pedicures

Health experts today issued new warnings about the risks involved with fish pedicures. Garra Rufa fish have become an attraction at a number of salons throughout the country, where they are used to...

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Major Clanger 01.12.11 7:44pm
Major Clanger
"Chugger Aid" pledges to protect financially challenged charity collectors

With the UK in the depths of an unprecedented economic recession it is easy to forget the plight of the thousands of “Chuggers” who are unable to maintain a glamorous lifestyle. Although keeping...

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antharrison 01.12.11 7:40pm
antharrison
Alan Bleasdale pens ‘gritty southern drama’ about public sector strikes

Screenwriter Alan Bleasdale, famous for his gritty Northern dramas, has announced that he has started work on a new project highlighting the plight of public sector workers in yesterday’s strike....

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ianslat 01.12.11 7:36pm
Username
European finance ministers agree Osborne bail-out plan

37,000 feet above Switzerland. No parachute...

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antharrison 01.12.11 7:19pm
Sarkozy backs German ties but draws the line at Lederhosen. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 01.12.11 7:19pm
dominic_mcg
Reich Marshal Goebbels acquitted at retrial. "Evidence somehow gone missing"

Less believable stuff later...

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dvo4fun 01.12.11 7:07pm
dvo4fun
Thousands of public sectors workers get back to normal by phoning in sick 3
Duncan Biscuit 01.12.11 6:59pm
dvo4fun
'Striking' teachers mostly plain or downright ugly...

according to eye-witnesses...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 01.12.11 6:15pm
antharrison
Shakespeare lost use of both hands suggests new 'no-holds bard' biography

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dicky37 01.12.11 5:50pm
dicky37