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Anton Ferdinand death threats false alarm-actually offered lessons in elocution

Moor thoon...

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Perks 07.11.11 12:35pm
Perks
'Journalist' 'accused' of 'over-using' quotation marks for 'meani

ngless' 'emphasis'...

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Nick McCarr 07.11.11 12:24pm
spoole2112
London 2012 posters portray suitable images of confusion and mayhem

The unveiling of the official London 2012 posters has caused appropriate chaos and downright fear as people attempt to work what is going on on the various canvases., “Leading UK artists” like...

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CJWorkman 07.11.11 11:33am
writinginbsl
Hull Council officials in body mix up to face stiff penalties 1
JETFAB 07.11.11 11:27am
writinginbsl
Fear of porn history being made public now UK's number one crime deterrant

Following a number of recent high profile cases, a study has found flimsy evidence to suggest the fear of publication of every questionable detail of one's internet porn activity is now the number...

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grumblechops 07.11.11 11:26am
writinginbsl
Ed jumps on the Mili-Bandwagon

In a move that surprised all those in attendance, Labour leader, Ed Miliband stopped an interview and like John Terry jumping onto a team-mates girlfriend, he jumped on a passing bandwagon. The...

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Perks 07.11.11 11:22am
writinginbsl
Convicted arsonists to be used to keep Olympic Torch lit on its 70 day UK relay 0
simonjmr 07.11.11 10:31am
simonjmr
Tea caddie in hot water for black coffee remark 0
medici2471 07.11.11 10:02am
medici2471
"No junk male", only eunuchs need apply 0
medici2471 07.11.11 9:46am
medici2471
News from Columbia: Farc quits 2
Skylarking 07.11.11 8:01am
Griffin
Potato lover says his wife 'scrubs up great' 2
kga6 07.11.11 7:52am
Le Creuset Fiend
BBC admit they have "no idea" how to finish Eastenders

After a tense meeting between scriptwriters and chief executives, the BBC today conceded they still had "no workable plan" to conclude long-running money pit, Eastenders. The programme began in 1985...

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grumblechops 07.11.11 1:39am
grumblechops
BA Was a CA in the TA

It has been revealed that B.A. Baracus, one of the stars of The A Team, never was an ex-Vietnam veteran. Bryan Amis, his real name, was in fact a Careers Advisor for the British Territorial Army....

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victimms 06.11.11 11:41pm
victimms
The government's secret plan to rehabilitate prisoners revealed.

The governments secret plan to rehabilitate prisoner was revealed last night when, Oliver Letwin known as "brains" by other cabinet members, mistakenly left a secret government briefing paper in a...

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fuzzy 06.11.11 10:43pm
fuzzy
UK firework displays provide much needed boost to Chinese economy 0
charlies_hat 06.11.11 8:01pm
charlies_hat
Caddie escapes punishment, Woods confirms "My ass is in fact black" 0
medici2471 06.11.11 7:32pm
medici2471
Most Scottish Tories "not sure what lesbians actually do"

Despite electing Britain's first openly gay female political leader, three out of the four Scottish Conservative party members say they are ignorant about the lives of lesbians. In an unusually...

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nickb 06.11.11 5:14pm
nickb
Metropolitan Police finally shoot someone nobody likes

"It has taken years of hard work" said Jim McBoabie, "but we think we got away with it this time"...

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gaijintendo 06.11.11 4:33pm
antharrison
Stavros Flatley deny responsibity for Greek and Irish debt crisis 0
antharrison 06.11.11 4:32pm
antharrison
English pilot 'ejaculated over North Sea' say Deutsche Coastguard

ein mekanical gerfunken, it voss difikult to undershtend ja...

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vertical 06.11.11 4:27pm
vertical
Jimmy Savile's body lying in a state. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 06.11.11 1:00pm
dominic_mcg
Ferguson: '25 years? There's at least another 2 years left plus stoppage time...

by my watch'...

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ianslat 06.11.11 12:49pm
CJWorkman
Joe Frazier regrets Smokin' 0
arthurminnit 06.11.11 11:06am
arthurminnit
Trip Advisor to review hallucinogenic drugs

Like, more soon...

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nickb 06.11.11 8:29am
virtuallywill
13 year old shot dead copying CD, as armed guards stop piracy 7
Perks 06.11.11 3:03am
Nick McCarr
Nigerian Ex-minister caught with large sum of Cash

Nigerian Ex Finance Minister Colonel Ukwe Unchogo was today caught trying to board British Airways flight BA4235 to Heathrow today at Lagos airport with over two hundred million US Dollars in cash in...

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reforse 06.11.11 12:49am
Textbook
Israeli and Palestinian rocket displays receive mixed reaction

More for the forseeable future (Surely this must have been done before?)...

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Le Creuset Fiend 05.11.11 10:38pm
godly1966
Darth Vader Joins Fathers for Justice

The organisation “Fathers for Justice” gained a high profile new member today as Darth Vader attended their Annual General Meeting and recounted the harrowing story of how he lost contact with...

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Quaz 05.11.11 10:27pm
Quaz
NewsBiscuit to change name to News Cake for improved tax status.

It worked for McVities...

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godly1966 05.11.11 8:43pm
Le Creuset Fiend
Greece to become bronze age theme park...

'It was all going well for us until iron and Italy were discovered' says PM. The Greek parliament will soon be announcing their plans to drop out of the Euro, the EC and post industrial life with a...

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Immunis 05.11.11 8:00pm
Immunis