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Despite Recent Cancellations, Pastor Confirms Car Boot Sale 'Still On' 0
mugwump 4 years
Newsbiscuit Editor brings in mandatory breathalyzer test for weekend subs. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

Just one more soon...

Study finds nation's brainpower being wasted on deciphering phone plans 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Impatient horde of Big Society volunteers still unsure what they should be doing 7
la maga 4 years

Tens of thousands of people who became excited by the new government's 'Big Society' plans to run the country on volunteer labour are this week unsure what exactly it is they are meant to be doing,...

Stigmund Freud Test Drives A Reasonably Priced Therapy 0
mugwump 4 years
ROCKET SCIENCE .. THE TRUTH !! 9
Gourd Almighty 4 years

NASA has today revealed that even "Rocket Science" isn't Rocket Science .. .. "It's actually a lot simpler than the ordinary man and woman think", said a spokesperson...

Madjez denied longest run of consecutive sub's by Basil_B 2
Basil_B 4 years
Coleen Rooney is mad with Wayne as the 1200 quid he spent on the oil Tycoons 0
arrghgarry 4 years

daughter could have bought little kai a pair of socks...

Florida residents don't understand fuss, 'We cook koran on the cob all the time' 1
MADJEZ 4 years

Less soon I promise...

Pastor Jones to burn copies of Katie Prices "books" until she gets back with 0
arrghgarry 4 years

Petey ,to restore that natural order of things ,s that what God wants ,Pastor Jones had another sign from God ...

Pope to appear in West End 8
Harry Liddon 4 years

In a surprise announcement the Vatican has revealed that during his visit to England Pope Benedict will star for one night in the West End production of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang., 'The Holy Father is...

Man burning copies of Tony Blair's book 'not getting any publicity whatsoever' 2
red 4 years

Derek Bevan of Worcester was today left lamenting the considerable effort, not to mention expense, that he's been through in an attempt to make a principled stance against the war in Iraq. 'I popped...

Allah's aerobics instructer tells him to 'Feel the burn' 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Stig dumped 2
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Church sex abuse victims to meet again on Radio 4's "The Reunion". More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Lot's more, actually...

Pastor Bake Recipe Proves Controversial 0
Quaz 4 years

It should have read "Quorn" not "Koran" for vegetarians...

Koran destruction on back burner 4
andhrimnir 4 years
Afghan protestors burn effigy of John Cleese by mistake 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Journalist has stroke as media whore's Wayne & Coleen ask for privacy. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Hello: 'Rebuilding our marriage' Soon...

Soap fans will remember where they were the day landlady .....went on holiday. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

After the greatest cliff-hanger in TV history soap fans were left drained at the latest piece of lazy-arsed TV writing as Eastenders Peggy Mitchell left the soap FOREVER(or until the ratings dip in a...

Iman outraged at burning of hubby Bowie's albums. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Oh go on you want more soon...

Pastor 'Indiana' Jones' church renamed the Temple of Doom. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

No he's not stopping anytime.. Soon...

Bananarama warn Pastor Jones 'You've been gone too long' 0
MADJEZ 4 years

More old-fartishness soon...

BBC hunt for vandals who spray painted inside of the Queen Vic black. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

BBC staff are hunting for the culprits after the set of Eastenders Queen Vic pub was covered in black paint in a poor attempt to look like fire damage. One insider said "a child of three could tell...

Hard of hearing Koreans evacuate Florida. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Bankers threaten to burn money unless bonus culture restored 0
monkeyfarmer 4 years
Rooney takes pay cut 0
monkeyfarmer 4 years

England International striker Wayne Rooney accepted a pay cut in his index linked salary after realising that the 'basket of goods' used in the CPI does not include a £200 packet of cigarettes...

Obama pleads for calm in NewsBiscuit chatroom 0
Scroat 4 years
Burying Phil Frigging Spencer in garden is secret of ideal house, say viewers 1
Oxbridge 4 years

For years, property programmes on TV have set viewers dreaming of their perfect home. But does ‘perfect’ mean a cosy pied-à-terre in London, a disused barn in the country to do up or maybe an...

Fiennes gets fined for falling asleep at the wheel. 10
Basil_B 4 years