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Report recommends making rail travel 'slightly less unpleasant' 4
4 years

A radical report on the state of the UKs rail network has enfuriated the industry today - by suggesting improvements that focus on the passenger. "Who wrote this rubbish?" fumed Bob Crow, head of...

Ken Clarke refuses to apologise for being a Conservative 8
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Justice Secretary Ken Clarke has refused to apologise for being a Conservative but has accepted that some of his political affiliations may have been ill-judged and has vowed to choose his policies...

Ken Clarke quits politics to join Hungarian insurance company. 0
acwanaut 4 years

Whore soon.,

Tragic accident as Queen goes missing on visit to Irish horse breeding centre 0
rickwestwell 4 years
London 2012 torch relay to run through Chinatown shouting "Come on then" 0
rickwestwell 4 years
New Union Jack unveiled as Salmond re-elected Scottish First Minister 21
red 4 years

Ken Clarke says ‘No’ to resignation requests. Observers suspect he means ‘yes’. 3
Qoxiivi 4 years
Virgin air stewardesses 'in the minority', survey finds 1
rickwestwell 4 years
Lars Von Trier 'embarrassed' about Poland invasion 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Battered bus now being used in Scotland 0
Screenie 4 years
Nick Clegg to be new head of IMF. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Coastal erosion will cause cut backs in coast guard services 0
Basil_B 4 years

Transport Secretary Philip Hammond dismissed ideas today that his department will be responsible for cut backs in coast guard services around the British Isles, claiming instead that it will be...

Midsomer Murders Addresses Diversity Criticisms 0
pere floza 4 years

Responding to recent criticism that Midsomer Murders features only white middle class characters and an unrealistic spectrum of criminal activity ranging from ‘murder’ to ‘murder’, the...

Confused head of furniture retailer, MFI, resigns after reading misprint 0
Boarfunkel 4 years
Life on distant planet 'probably quite boring', say scientists 0
roybland 4 years

Life on a newly discovered planet 20 light years away from earth could be quite boring, according to scientists.,  , 'I know this is supposed to be a tremendously exciting discovery,' said Oxford...

Brain Link Between Mandela And Morgan Freeman Worries Fans 1
jampot 4 years

A bio-psychic link between Nelson Mandela and actor Morgan Freeman is expected to prove fatal to the Hollywood star when Mandela dies, probably this winter. The unique condition, until now a...

Fury as minister moots degrees of severity across spectrum of violent crime 1
ronseal 4 years
Victims of Frape furious at Ken Clarke. 5
Qoxiivi 4 years
Budding actor arrested for necrophilia after being told to wait in the Wings. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Gordon Brown donates maid uniform to charity auction 0
Erlang 4 years

A spokesman stated the uniform was used for a one off prank and now was no longer required...

Queen tells Irish 'Don't blame me, I'm German' 0
ronseal 4 years

The Queen was accused of 'doing a Ben Elton' yesterday, after she attempted to pass herself off as another social group, in a ruse aimed at avoiding unpleasant associations. Her Majesty has...

Rikers Island prison inmate, Strauss-Kahn, taking rape very seriously 0
Qoxiivi 4 years
Daily Mail shock over Arnie's love pad. £200,000 for a four bedroom house ! 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Tesco to adopt olympic ticket sales lottery for groceries 4
4 years

An industry insider has revealed that Tesco, the country's leading retailer of Absolutely Everything, is keeping a watchful eye on sales of olympic tickets. "This could be a revolution in retail,...

Book Review : The Good Rape Guide by Ken Clarke 0
MADJEZ 4 years
New Bin Laden recording translated by Derek Acorah 0
Basil_B 4 years
Ken Clarke"Not all paedophilia the same" 0
pumpernickle 4 years

At conservative H.Q today in a press conference on reducing prison numbers justice minister Ken Clarke said"not all paedophilia was the same."To a packed room he went on to say"You have to look at...

Dominique Strauss-Kahn hires Ken Clarke to defend him on rape charge 1
Genghis Cohen 4 years

The disgraced head of the IMF, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, is said to be ‘quietly optimistic’ about his chances of wriggling off a rape charge after hiring UK Justice Secretary Ken Clarke as his...

Ken Clarke ‘had it coming’, say women who have been raped. 1
SingingHinny 4 years

'He shouldn't have dressed like a fat, ignorant slob.' More outdated and worrying views later...

Ken Clarke claims rape victims charity collector wouldn't take no for an answer 0
charlies_hat 4 years