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UK to observe EU negotiations live on the BBC. More soon. 0
MT Bucket 15.12.11 11:10pm
MT Bucket
David Norris offered job as Nick Griffin's speech writer. 0
MT Bucket 15.12.11 11:08pm
MT Bucket
French declare unconditional surrender in "War of Words" with UK 0
MT Bucket 15.12.11 11:07pm
MT Bucket
IMF: Global outlook "Fucked". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 15.12.11 9:59pm
Al OPecia
Michael Buble renames himself Michael Bauble

To correspond with his new album 'Christmas', Michael Buble announced he will be changing his name to Michael Bauble for the duration of the festive season, due to the number of requests he's...

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Boutros 15.12.11 9:30pm
Boutros
Suicide watch put on death row prisoners 2
Nick McCarr 15.12.11 9:27pm
Nick McCarr
Ramblers’ Association in crisis as AGM overruns by three days.

Conservation issues, the law on rights of way and a new guide book were all on the agenda, but true to its name and its ethos, the Ramblers’ Association reserved the right to wander as freely over...

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nickb 15.12.11 7:06pm
writinginbsl
Buble fans complain about use of Buble on stage

Following recent complaints about Canadian singer Michael Buble’s alleged ‘crude language’ during his shows, some fans have upped their anger to the extent where they want Buble totally banned...

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kimllfixit 15.12.11 6:39pm
Dr Finlay's Casebook found on Doctor Finlay's bookcase. 0
nickb 15.12.11 6:32pm
nickb
Starbucks to target the "full of shit" with "Starbutts Enema" Range.

American coffee giant, Starbucks, has announced that it is to begin selling coffee enemas in an attempt to appeal to fatuous wind bags whom Starbucks is now considered “too mainstream.” Starbucks...

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SingingHinny 15.12.11 6:25pm
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British PM marks 100th anniversary of South Pole defeat

British PM David Cameron today marked the 100th anniversary of the defeat of Captain Robert Scott in his quest to reach the South Pole, after being beaten by the Norwegian explorer Roald Amundsen....

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DorsetBoy 15.12.11 6:20pm
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Merkel & Sarkozy: "We agree with Nick" 4
MT Bucket 15.12.11 6:16pm
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UK to remove atomic number 63 from periodic table

you're going to have to look it up now though...

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charlies_hat 15.12.11 6:16pm
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James Murdoch leaves Happy Christmas message for staff on Adele's voicemail 8
button 15.12.11 6:09pm
Couriernew
Embarrassment backstage at Country & Western concert.

Dr. Brian Cox tries to explain , "Thanks for the offer Miss Parton, but I'm really not after a Hick's Bosom."...

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rob box 15.12.11 5:45pm
rob box
London set to break OR for security costs with PB in ourcashallgone event 0
irregular apple 15.12.11 3:07pm
irregular apple
Cruella de Vil welcomes badger cull trials 0
ianslat 15.12.11 2:06pm
ianslat
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Surely this is shorter than Ю Now can I get the prize ?, Or have I just lost the point ?...

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Sinnick 15.12.11 1:57pm
bonjonelson
Putin to reward legal demonstrators with stay at all-inclusive Siberian resort 0
irregular apple 15.12.11 1:55pm
irregular apple
UK to set sail for Americas after hike in EU mooring fees 0
irregular apple 15.12.11 1:43pm
irregular apple
Irish clothing manufacturer brings out FCEK range 2
Smart Alex 15.12.11 1:34pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
‘Troubled families’ initiative to start by helping the coalition

After announcing a £448m package of help to turn around Britain’s problem families, No.10 has confirmed that the first family to benefit from the intervention of trained professionals would be the...

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Long Distance Clara 15.12.11 1:33pm
writinginbsl
nEUtrino slowed to a crawl by vast, incompetent bureaucracy. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 15.12.11 1:29pm
writinginbsl
Birds finally learn dawn verse and dawn middle eight 5
Smart Alex 15.12.11 12:54pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Californian orphans disappointed as Lapland flight diverts to Santa Barbara 0
medici2471 15.12.11 12:20pm
medici2471
Christmas in jeopardy as Santa recalled to prison

Children worldwide were shocked this morning to find out that Christmas icon Santa Claus has been recalled to prison for breaching his release conditions. Mr Claus, who has been traditionally based...

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kimllfixit 15.12.11 12:15pm
kimllfixit
Malcolm Allen wants Ryan Giggs to follow in Speed's footsteps 0
simonjmr 15.12.11 11:59am
simonjmr
Ю

Beat that. And google it if you don't speak a cyrillic language...

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bonjonelson 15.12.11 11:26am
charlies_hat
Yves Saint Laurent dealers all set to sell 'Cocaine'.

Following the success of its 'Opium' range over several decades, Yves Saint Laurent, the French smelly-water factory, is now pushing a new pong. "' 'Opium' was certainly a big hit for us, with its...

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dvo4fun 15.12.11 11:25am
dvo4fun
Santa replaces good/naughty list with credit rating system from S&P 3
button 15.12.11 11:09am
charlies_hat