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'Whats the porpoise of that' questions Dolphin on why he has a smaller cousin. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Panic as rockets, mortars found in newsagent shop, also Catherine wheels 0
red 4 years

The world has once again been put on high alert following the discovery of a number of explosive devices in a newsagents in Bromsgrove, West Midlands. With the media baying for answers, Home...

UPS confirm carriage fee refund for suspected Yemeni bomber 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Polish boat safely docks in England after storm. 5
Basil_B 4 years

Unfortunatley for the crew they were supposed to be going to Canada...

Half of humanity are nasty shallow cynical bitches, says national treasure 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Stephen Fry women. sex.. etc...

Tory Sports minister Jeremy Hunt hopes to combine a cold winter 4
arrghgarry 4 years

spiraling deaths of old age pensioners spiraling costs of cremation ,apathy amongst the unemployed ,no exercise for the young by using the bodies as toboggans...

"Too many dead people!" says Church of England 0
Iconographer 4 years

Lambeth Palace has issued a strongly worded complaint to the BBC following the impact of Who Do You Think You Are on All Souls Day. "The Archbishop of Canterbury is a bit put out by the number of...

French-UK defence cooperation to focus on UK Army Catering Corps 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
IoW fathers say over-the-counter Pill for young girls infringes their rights 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
East Midlands Airport bomb alert caused 'a terrible freight', says BAA. 0
The Paper Ostrich 4 years
"Pinch, Punch first of the month" - not a defence for spousal abuse 1
simonjmr 4 years
Leafy suburb terrorised by 'trick or treat' interpretive street dance gang 14
Golgo13 4 years

Families across the London borough of Ealing were left paralysed with fear last night after receiving a visit from a group of trick-or-treaters who performed dance interpretations of 'losing your...

Alcohol is more enjoyable with crack or heroin 2
arflaethel 4 years

Alcohol is more fun with heroin or crack cocaine, according to a new study by Professor David Nutt, the government's chief drug adviser, following one of his five day benders. In an Article...

"Work wife" to divorce after polygamy discovered 4
simonjmr 4 years

James Bracknell (36) has today been served with divorce proceedings from his "work wife" Emma Morgan after the discovery that Mr Bracknell not only had an real wife, but a "train wife", "lunch wife"...

Coleen Rooney fumes at reporter that his stay at the worlds most expensive 0
arrghgarry 4 years

hotel was paid for by the Daily mail ,where as they had to work nearly a full day to pay for their trip...

Young man wants to delve into Joseph helliers mind by reading 2
arrghgarry 4 years

his signature novel, but runs out of money...

Bel Ami are the sixth victim of Cher Lloyd's lucky heather scam 0
simonjmr 4 years
"Where's the dirtiest, uncomfortablist place you've had it?" campaign launched 4
simonjmr 4 years

Breast Cancer Awareness have today launched another Facebook status campaign, the focus of this campaign is "Where's the dirtiest, most uncomfortablist place you've had it". So far the most common...

thisisall1word presents Dan Brown's 'The Missing Piece: Endgame' 1
thisisall1word 4 years

Day unto day uttereth speech, and night unto night sheweth knowledge., - Psalms (ch. XIX, v. 2) - from The Bible There is nothing ugly; I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an...

Thatcher in world's first brain transplant 3
dogwheels 4 years

Former prime minister Margaret Thatcher has made history by becoming the first person to have their brain transplanted into another body. In a move that will now extend Mrs Thatcher's life by...

'Words Fail Me' says Losing Opponent of Pink-Wigged Transexual Scrabble Champion 0
IABP 4 years

more inficete postings soon...

Isle of Wight destination of choice for paedophiles 0
Scroat 4 years

Forget Thailand. It's all happenin' at Shanklin...

After Stephen Fry adamantly defends his position that women do not like sex 0
arrghgarry 4 years

he will be waiting on Hampstead heath behind the public toilets and offers any woman who does indeed like sex they can roger him from behind with a strap on and he will wear a blindfold so they...

Al Qaeda warns benefit cuts could devastate Britain's martyrdom video industry 0
ronseal 4 years

One of the most successful growth markets in the British film industry is being put at risk by savage new benefit cuts. Experts say that the Martyrdom Video Sector could be seriously undermined, with...

Richard Dawkins provides final proof that God does not exist 4
arrghgarry 4 years

there is no way a benevolent God would put a man like Peter mandelson and a woman like Harriet Harman in such close proximity and however slim the chance of the two coupling and spawning the worlds...

Man finds stimulus package in underpants falls short 0
arrghgarry 4 years

mas o menos...

Roomful of Monkeys 'Despondent and Dissatisfied' Afte Typing Complete Dan Brown 9
thisisall1word 4 years

Roomful of Monkeys 'Despondent and Dissatisfied' After Typing Complete Works of Dan Brown...

Fire strike talks breakdown as union leaders leave to start their taxi shift. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Hewlett Packard arrest Osama bin Laden 0
SteveCut 4 years

Printer giant Hewlett Packard have announced that they have detained Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden on suspicion of aiding and abetting the unauthorised tampering with their printer toner cartridges...

British Telecom appoints new strategic technology mysticiser 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

British Telecoms has appointed Gavin Smitherman as its new CTM (chief technology mysticiser) with a brief to make simple concepts sound far more confusing and high blown than they actually are. The...