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Brass bands and ballet give hope as strikes rock teaching communities

Striking teachers have been joining brass bands in their thousands as the hardships start to bite in teaching communities across the country as a result of today’s strike. ‘We’re all up...

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ianslat 30.11.11 12:05pm
ianslat
Students dazed and confused as maths and economics teachers strike over pensions 1
charlies_hat 30.11.11 11:49am
Ostsee
Viagra face cream raises eyebrows

More to follow...

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apepper 30.11.11 11:46am
Sinnick
Day of action begins with long lie-in.

Followed by lunch in the pub and DVD marathon this afternoon...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 30.11.11 11:38am
medici2471
God admits to Earth 'You were an accident'. 0
TheTomStrange 30.11.11 10:10am
TheTomStrange
Defence cut savings to be spent building privet hedge around the UK

After much debate within the government, a decision has finally been made on how best to protect the UK from invasion, war, and basically anything nasty that could happen. With the new aircraft...

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Iamthestig 30.11.11 10:02am
Iamthestig
Unions overjoyed at new Kettle drum and Charcoal Briquette public holiday 0
Iamthestig 30.11.11 9:48am
Iamthestig
NHS brought to stand still as patients walk out.

Rewrite of earlier sub, not for consideration, as such. But it is boiling my piss. The NHS is experiencing widespread disruption today after patients voted to stage a walk out as a show of...

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SingingHinny 30.11.11 9:03am
SAS to re-enact storming of Iranian Ambassy in London for "training purposes" 0
thackaray 30.11.11 8:49am
thackaray
Surprise as George Osborne encourages 'more unpaid strikes'

Chancellor George Osborne has confounded his critics by suggesting a series of wildcat, 24-hour public sector strikes. In a notable shift from his earlier stance on industrial action, Osborne...

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30.11.11 8:33am
John Ffitch-Rucker
American Airlines loses Triple A rating. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 30.11.11 8:28am
Al OPecia
American Airlines grasp concept of multiplication

Top executives at troubled US carrier American Airlines yesterday finally understood the concept of multiplication, and immediately filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. In a high-level...

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GreenCross 30.11.11 8:10am
Griffin
Two million hospital patients to enjoy day off; shops and restaurants braced. 0
SingingHinny 30.11.11 7:24am
SingingHinny
Obese non-violent protestor to go on over-eating strike 0
Dumbnews 30.11.11 5:51am
Dumbnews
Chelsea confirm game against Valencia is now literally a life or death situation

Villas Boas pre-booked on one way flight to Siberia next Thursday as Abramovich's patience runs out. "I expect you to win, Mr Villas Boas" Roman was quoted, as he gently stroked a cat...

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grottymonty 30.11.11 1:22am
grottymonty
Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Beagles - The Musical

The Kennel Club & Daily Post critic, howled in dismay at the as the latest "Dogsploitation" offering from producer Sloop Dogg. The musical tells the true story of the struggle of 4 tobacco ...

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Tuneraider 30.11.11 12:31am
Tuneraider
Work reasonable hours for average pay & benefits? Maybe you need a Trade Union

Are you tired of working almost 40 hours a week for a salary around the market average for your qualifications and skill set? Are you unhappy that your benefits are only marginally better than 95% of...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 30.11.11 12:14am
dvo4fun
Sports Personality rapped over no women. Public demand totty at awards show. 1
MADJEZ 29.11.11 10:26pm
riesler
Big Brother Revived For Final “Dignitas” Series 0
Ablative Fabsolute 29.11.11 9:40pm
Ablative Fabsolute
Scientists suggest wi-fi laptops damage sperm - users suggest vice verse 2
charlies_hat 29.11.11 9:37pm
dominic_mcg
Thomas Cook it?-You're Booking Joking - 2

The recent bad publicity over the financial stability of the travel agent Thomas Cook has only added to the problems faced by the company. The feeling is that no one in their right mind is going to...

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greg various 29.11.11 9:18pm
Perks
Public sector job losses to hit 600,000 by 2016

Public begin to notice in 2061. (Ignites blue touch paper, retires to safe distance)...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 29.11.11 8:50pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Man left in shock as website doesn't 'welcome your feedback'

A man from Buckinghamshire has been left in shock today, following a visit to the website of his favourite high street baker’s. The man, Mr Smith, quickly popped onto the Gregg’s website to...

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Perks 29.11.11 8:22pm
Perks
'Cheese on Toast' to replace roast dinner on this years Christmas table.

Hard-up consumers have been saving for weeks in order to treat their families to the more traditional Christmas dish of Welsh Rarebit. The move to return to the original Christmas festive-board...

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Bryan with a Y 29.11.11 8:01pm
Bryan with a Y
USA to offset it's carbon footprint by exporting more carbonated drinks. 0
Smart Alex 29.11.11 7:56pm
Smart Alex
Chimneysweep criticised for carbon footprint 0
nickb 29.11.11 7:44pm
nickb
We Buy Any Car.com makes record low offer on 61-plate Corsa. More soon. 1
GreenCross 29.11.11 7:28pm
Smart Alex
2012 seats for troops: wounded soldiers to be given tickets for Paraplegic Games 1
Dickens or Shakespeare 29.11.11 6:55pm
greg various
Foreign Office Junior Minister caught on video "internet sensation". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 29.11.11 6:29pm
Al OPecia
Streets in London cleared as a Jeremy Paxman escapes from the BBC

The police have warned members of the public to be careful after a Jeremy Paxman escaped from the BBC and is roaming wild in the streets of London. It is thought that animal rights protesters broke...

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Immunis 29.11.11 6:24pm
SingingHinny