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New 80mph speed limit; Clarkson excluded, others to follow

Jeremy Clarkson has been specifically excluded from the new 80mph speed limit. In a surprise sub-clause in the new act it is stated: "In accordance with article 5, any qualifying vehicle can travel...

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apepper 30.09.11 9:58pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
BBC Renames 'BBC News' In Rebrand.

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/9885/bbcpropaganda.jpg It is understood that the BBC's flagship channel is to be renamed 'BBC Propaganda' in a statement made by the BBC's Directorate Kommisar Mark...

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AS-TVLR 30.09.11 8:07pm
Al OPecia
Boom time for England when Welsh bag levy comes into effect.

English border towns are gearing up for a cross-border bonanza from Welsh shoppers following the announcement of a 5p bag levy. "5p a bag, that's a scandal," commented one disgruntled shopper from...

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Boutros 30.09.11 6:34pm
rikkor
Beauty and the Beast Set for Remake 0
kga6 30.09.11 6:18pm
kga6
Infant, 2 Days, Wishes to Remain Unnamed 0
kga6 30.09.11 5:55pm
kga6
Small grey kitten theft 2
Screenie 30.09.11 5:43pm
dvo4fun
Former MP Douglas Hogg criticises Coroner's expenses claim for cleaning Moat

More later. I'll get my white coat...

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dvo4fun 30.09.11 5:42pm
dvo4fun
BBC stand-down Robert Peston after US Drone's 'succesful kill' deployment.

More soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon...

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dvo4fun 30.09.11 5:39pm
dvo4fun
Michael Jackson Doctor Trial in Sponsorship Breakdown

Pepsi Cola have withdrwan their sponsorship from the trial of Dr Conrad Murray after ratings for the televised trial have suffered from viewers switching to the Amanda Knox appeal., FOX network, who...

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thisisall1word 30.09.11 3:40pm
thisisall1word
Man mistakes chasing his children up the stairs going ‘Raarrr!!!’ for parenting - 2

A young father from Solihull has encountered a barrage of criticism after his long-suffering wife revealed that ‘chasing the children up the stairs on all fours going ‘Raarrr!!!’ every...

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Qoxiivi 30.09.11 3:33pm
Qoxiivi
Trader on way to Niagara expects to see big falls 0
beau-jolly 30.09.11 3:21pm
beau-jolly
Germany distraught to find it now owns Greece 2
Screenie 30.09.11 2:56pm
Clarky
Pickles talks rubbish

Big boned communities secretaty Eric Pickles announced today that he had miraculously 'found' £250 million to restore weekly bin collections. "I must have been sat on it all this timeI stood up in...

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spoole2112 30.09.11 2:45pm
dvo4fun
Nations stockpile insults as conventional warfare becomes 'unaffordable'

It is a doomsday scenario feared by military top brass the world over: The economic downturn bites with ever greater savagery, weapons of mass destruction become too expensive, and the labour costs...

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nickb 30.09.11 2:12pm
nickb
Navy downsizing leads to increase in Petty Officers

Or something like that bleeaauuugg...

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dvo4fun 30.09.11 2:04pm
dvo4fun
Top Universities failure to attract poorer students may lead to shortage of fags

David Cameron raises fears Old Etonions might not have anyone to roast over an open fire, and could be forced to butter their own muffins for tiffin...

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Ian Searle 30.09.11 1:37pm
Ostsee
Pavlyuchenko refuses to play. Spurs fans joy. 0
Drylaw 30.09.11 1:31pm
Drylaw
Commuter B.O. Threat Level raised from "Severe" to "Critical".

Due to recent warm weather, the Environment Agency today raised the Body Odour warning level of a commuter from "Severe" to "Critical". Mark Beale, a 36 year old software engineer, catches the 17.56...

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seymour totti 30.09.11 1:19pm
rikkor
Greeks wary of 'rescue plan' which involves travelling to Poland by train,

Arbeit macht frei soon...

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MADJEZ 30.09.11 1:16pm
dvo4fun
Greece shocked to learn that Germany now owns it

Greek citizens are today coming to terms with the shock news that Germany’s latest bailout of their beleaguered economy means that they are now owned by Germany. ‘I was gob-smacked when I read...

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ianslat 30.09.11 1:15pm
rikkor
Tories Confirm - Job Done!

Conservative Central Office has confirmed this morning that they now consider the implementation of their initial election manifesto completed. Senior Ministers and most MP's will now head back to...

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grottymonty 30.09.11 1:09pm
dvo4fun
Speed limit on M25 to rise from ‘crawling' to 'jogging'. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 30.09.11 12:07pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
‘Fresh Meat’ homage to ‘Young Ones’ not ripoff

The writers of Channel 4 series ‘Fresh Meat’ deny their comedy, which follows the madcap adventures of a group of university students sharing a house, is a straight copy of ‘The Young Ones,’...

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Clarky 30.09.11 11:52am
Clarky
Crunch time or pork scratching makers. 0
spoole2112 30.09.11 11:50am
spoole2112
John Cleese takes legal action against islander after he orgaises a Scilly Walk. 2
Ian Searle 30.09.11 11:47am
Clarky
No ‘Ed bias’ in Labour Party, Miliband and Balls tell Izzard

Leader Ed Miliband has moved swiftly to squash rumours of an unfair bias in the Labour Party towards people called Ed or Eddie. ‘It’s simply not true,’ he assured comedian Eddie Izzard. ‘Ask...

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Clarky 30.09.11 11:46am
Clarky
Satan to launch 10th level of Hell

A press release issued by the Dark Lord himself has confirmed months of specualtion that 9 levels simply wasn't enough with all the bad shit that's going down. The new 10th level will initially be...

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grottymonty 30.09.11 11:24am
grottymonty
Mammal washed ashore in Yorkshire very close to local Whale way station! 0
Iamthestig 30.09.11 10:52am
Iamthestig
OU Applied mathematics tuition for confused Dual Fuel customers

http://tinyurl.com/6y2cvc7 The Open University is offering advanced applied mathematics 'crash' modules primarily aimed at pHD students unable to comprehend their gas and electric bills. Confused...

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vertical 30.09.11 10:30am
vertical
MOD chiefs look to plug defence secretary's Fox hole

More later...

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spoole2112 30.09.11 9:22am
spoole2112