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Alzheimer's sufferer discovers radical new cure. 0
Mafaking Carwongo 4 years

But then forgets it...

Don't tell CID - Government to privatise Government 2
ChrisHarrison 4 years

A leaked draft of the forthcoming Comprehensive Spending Review has revealed the Government’s most drastic measure yet to reduce public spending – privatising itself. Under the new scheme,...

Pastor Jones explains he will never ever ever ever burn a koran 0
arrghgarry 4 years

muslims say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if it was only that simply ...

Men all over Kentucky wake up today to a perfectly cooked breakfast. 7
bonjonelson 4 years

Bad taste? Me?...

MI6 spy death raises theological concerns 0
hero2zero 4 years

Consideration of the recent “Spy in a bag” death as a possible, solitary sex game that went wrong and the conclusion that Dr David Kelly committed suicide has forced theological consideration of...

Rooney in training for England trip to Thailand in 2011 0
Scroat 4 years

More sexual impropriety next year...

PETA promises to react to Lady gagas stunt as soon as they have 0
arrghgarry 4 years

the perfect $ for $ reply Ad. to raise more money for CEO ...

Story about cricket spot-fixing scandal - headline too long for box 8
Genghis Cohen 4 years

[u]Post-match interview hit by spot-fixing claims after Pakistan player mentions all Bananarama’s greatest hits[/u] The police investigation of Pakistan cricketers following allegations of...

Californian police said that Heiress Paris Hilton hid her stash of cocaine 0
arrghgarry 4 years

in a vacuous body cavity ,it was the first time they had seen a zip in the back of someones head...

Lady GaGa accepts award wearing meat dress. Post ceremony BBQ photos to follow. 0
TerribleTim 4 years
Apple Launch Long Awaited Spell Check App for iBrew Tea Leaf Reader 0
mugwump 4 years
Professor Inspiral Carpets was right swirly eyes a sign of mad cow disease 0
simonjmr 4 years

Moooooooore soon...

Star Wars 'Emperor's Theme' heard on the wind as Pope's visit approaches 7
la maga 4 years

As the UK prepares for the Pope's expensive arrival in the country this Thursday, reports are coming in from all over Britain that the 'Emperor's Theme' from George Lucas' Star Wars has been heard on...

Priests should not be celibate, say priests 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Man Becomes First to Opt For Trial By Facebook 0
IABP 4 years

Local man, Geoff Thomas, has become the first man in the UK to opt for the new and controversial trial by Facebook. The new form of trial has been available since July 2010 but this is the first live...

New Government-funded drink-awareness campaign 0
hero2zero 4 years

Today will see the launch of a new TV and media campaign, aiming to encourage under-eighteen drinkers to select a “Friend to stay sober” ready to administer first aid in the event of the injury...

Blair upsets Mandela - one sin too many? 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Tony Blair was left exposed today as news emerged that his decision to go to war in Iraq had annoyed Nelson Mandela. Significantly for Blair, even the Catholic church has distanced itself ahead of...

International Concern following NZ announcement of City Suspended from Moon 1
Shaunis 4 years

Jubilation erupted on the streets of New Zealand today after World View Incorporated announced that the plan to build a Super City suspended from the moon had been given initial Resource Consent ...

British Museum secures $39 million donation from Sainsburys 2
arrghgarry 4 years

promises to steal lots more goodies from Countries in turmoil...

Brits struggle to find work as immigrants flood The X Factor. 1
SingingHinny 4 years

The X Factor is at the centre of a fresh immigration row, after a Panorama investigation revealed that British hopefuls are being turned away from auditions due to a flood of immigrants seeking fame...

Channel 4 production meeting agenda leaked. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

9:30am Monday 13 September 2010., Attendees : All Production Staff. [u]Agenda :[/u], 1 - How in the fuck are we going to fill 400 hours of schedule next summer for absolutely bugger all money. In...

Ma Cherie Amour - encore - by Antonia Cartland-Blair 0
Doctor Moptop 4 years

The story so far. Having sated his love - like an animal - with the object of his adoration, Cherie, our hero, Antonio, sips a whisky and remembers times past. Chapter 13 Where had it all gone...

Boating death of ugly girl overshadowed by similar death of beautiful girl 2
la maga 4 years
Dr Who is real says Stephen Hawking 0
Basil_B 4 years

Shock news from the world of science as well known mathematician and scientist Stephen Hawking made the astonishing statement today by saying ' Dr who is real and is and has and will have actually...

Frisbee and Floristry the big movers as "Top 25 Hobbies 2010" released 0
Paddster98 4 years It was all glitz and glamour at a gala event held this weekend where the top 25 hobbies in the world were...

Some person you've sort of heard of caught taking bad stuff, say weary journos 0
la maga 4 years

Journalists were once again forced to manufacture outrage today over some P-list celebrity who no one much liked anyway taking some drug that their readers either don't know anything about or do know...

Ken Livingston organises ulitmate frisbee competions allover London 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Recently 75% of French couples said their sex life was shit 0
arrghgarry 4 years

and coprophilia clubs were springing up allover the place...

"Yes we can limit our losses" Obama urges democrats 0
jm 4 years
Party conferences to be broadcast on BBC Four to ensure privacy 0
jm 4 years