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BBC pilots genealogy show for dirty stop-outs: Where Do You Think You've Been? 3
jp1885 4 years
Blasphemic explosion at fuel plant after accidental rupture of profane tank 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Osborne "less fair society" speech actually "laissez-faire society" misquote 0
simonjmr 4 years
Clegg To Outline Plans To Close Equality Gap – with gaffer tape and paper clips 0
ironbridgeboy 4 years

is that how you spell gaffer?...

Hughes misquoted over 'veto for Lib Dems' comments 0
ChrisHarrison 4 years

Deputy Leader of the Liberal Democrats, Simon Hughes, has launched a stinging rebuke, following media reports that he had claimed his Party should have a veto in Cabinet decisions. A puce-faced Mr...

Gladiators and Christians in Olympic Stadium showdown 0
ChrisHarrison 4 years

A Middle Eastern consortium is in talks to buy the London Olympic Stadium after the 2012 Games and turn it into a modern-day Coliseum. The shadowy forces behind the bid are believed to be senior...

Cowboy turns to motivational courses following clamping ban 10
Des Custard 4 years

Clayton Reid, 67, of Halesowen, has said that the ban on cowboy wheel clampers could be the final straw for his attempts to earn an honest living. Arriving in Britain from Fort Worth, Texas in 1963...

Raoul Moat's ashes scattered in policeman's face 0
jp1885 4 years
Several dead and injured fish found in river after scattering of Moat’s ashes 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Study suggests woolly mammoths made extinct by invention of polyester 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
The Emasculating Properties Of Turn Signals 0
rfreed 4 years

Scientists have determined that an alarming and increasing number of drivers are “turn signal challenged”, that is, unable to use a turn signal when driving. This form of mental malfunction...

Coalition says winter fuel payment cut would save NHS millions in elderly care 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Olympic Stadium deal would give West Ham the best ground in the Championship 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Man fights for freedom by declaring war on past self 2
la maga 4 years

Citing decisions made (or not made) by his past self that have severely inhibited his current freedom, Matthew Borey of Orpington, Kent, today formally declared war against his past self. The...

Celebrity plastic surgeon Dr Frank Ryan family who died while texting gazumbas 0
arrghgarry 4 years

to his brother ,have asked that all patients past and present if bringing flowers to place then in jugs ,we are sure thats what he would have wanted...

Returns Desk doubt Pandora's claim of opening box 'just to check the contents' 0
dicky37 4 years

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Revolution likely to be televised after all: Five plans season of revolting TV 0
dicky37 4 years

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Reverend Spooner refuses to endorse Jordan's Country Crisp 0
wallster 4 years

"I love to wake up to the taste of Jordan's Crispy.No, honestly I can't do it."...

Deficit doesn't exactly think much of Cameron and Osborne either 0
la maga 4 years
Blair's book tops bestseller chart... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

but journalists unable to find anyone who will admit to buying it Plain wrapper version selling best...

Blair book launch ready within 45 minutes 0
roybland 4 years
Phil Mitchell accidentally discovers world's toughest cash box. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

No Money Soon...

Most marriages are, in fact, same-sex marriages. 3
Zadok the second 4 years
Muslim and Christian bacteriologists start argument over different cultures 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Geeky Kids Parents Revolt As Premiership Referees Change Kit Design Again! 0
mugwump 4 years
Gov Cuts: Public to decide as Osborne unveils prime-time 'Axe-Factor' show 0
pinxit 4 years

Among first 'acts' (of Parliament) lined up for the public vote: Tax Inspectors, MPs, Traffic Wardens, Civil Service, Benefit Assessors, Monarchy and, for the First-Show Finale - Turkeys and Xmas. ...

Reconciliation service Acas unsure who to turn to as staff go on strike 1
William Dilkes 4 years

Managers at the reconciliation service Acas faced a crisis last night after a number of staff walked out. “Everyone comes to us for mediation in these circumstances,” said a spokesman. “Who are...

Clamping firms return to protection racket after ban 3
William Dilkes 4 years

Hundreds of wheelclampers are preparing to return to their former activities of intimidation, beating and blackmail after the government announced a ban on clamping. “Over the years we’ve made...

Stallone tries to proove his acting versatlity by auditioning for Twelfth Night 0
Basil_B 4 years

' I've looked at the script and it's lost me already ' remarked the muscleman actor ' i've got through two sentences of the first act and there is no mention of any .50 calibre m2 machine guns, ak47,...

Katie Price flooded with offers of loans of peoples cars 0
arrghgarry 4 years