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Ed Miliband urges support for brother David 0
Mafaking Carwongo 4 years

Famous for having to shave well before their teens, a little known fact about the Millibands is that they failed the auditions for The Chuckle Brothers, Bros, Phil & Grant Mitchell, The Everly...

Scientists discover gene for correct pronunciation of 'migraine' 1
roybland 4 years
Urine exports up by 35% 1
ChrisHarrison 4 years

In a welcome boost for the British economy, it has been announced that 35% more urine has been exported overseas compared to this time twelve months ago. The surprise success of the previously...

Ed Milliband wins role of Sam the eagle in live action Muppet Movie remake 1
simonjmr 4 years

Labour Party to use Sam the Eagle as Ed Milliband's deputy. More soon...

Conservatives apologise for Phil Collins return to top of album charts 0
simonjmr 4 years

The Coalition government has today apolgised for Phil Collinsg return to the UK and subsequent return to the album charts. Collins famously said in 1997 that he would quit the UK if Labour was...

Scientists identify gene responsible for Labour Party's migraines. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Chavez party reeling after winning only 97% of the vote. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Ronan Keating Admits Murdering Father and Son 0
ChrisHarrison 4 years
Labour leadership announcement 'would have benefitted from long dramatic pause' 2
JayGee 4 years

The announcement of Ed Miliband's success in the Labour leadership contest would have been far better received had it been preceded by an X-Factor like pause, claimed Simon Cowell this morning. 'I...

Doctors Announce World's Oddest Looking Siamese Twins Have Now Been Separated. 2
IABP 4 years

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49258000/jpg/_49258831_010278819-1.jpg The operation which took a painstaking number of months has now been completed with both of them responding well to...

Everyone struggles to keep straight face after tragic segway accident 0
jm 4 years
Segway boss regrets boasting about his Evel Knieval impression. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Netanyahu urges talks as Palestinian bollock-kicking starts 2
rickwestwell 4 years

Israel's PM Benjamin Netanyahu has urged the Palestinians to continue peace talks despite an end to Israel's ban on West Bank settlement-building, and Israel's recent decision to kick Palestine in...

Pigeon-racing competitors banned from Tweeting 0
pinxit 4 years
Millionaire Jimi Heselden demonstrates death is segue to another life 0
Erlang 4 years
Robert Mugabe or e ba gum to his yorkshire freinds 9
arrghgarry 4 years

was spotted in the lipstick department of a new York store it seems he was attempting to destroy Obamas myth about pigs and lipstick...

COMRADE MILIBAND DENIES LURCH TO LEFT 1
Peter749400 4 years

http://whogoeshome.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Ed-Miliband.jpg The Labour Party will not lurch to the left under Ed Miliband's leadership, the newly elected Leader of the Opposition insisted...

"Can you stop sending me the aid now, please!" Begs man called Christian 0
Iamthestig 4 years
David Miliband changes name to Dick Clegg and becomes a Liberal.. 0
Iamthestig 4 years

New Leadership challenge soon...

French Connection recall all clothing it's ever sold due to major spelling error 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Cash-strapped drivers lambast fatties over spare-tyre monopoly. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Lady gaga denies the meat she wore on her body the other week 0
arrghgarry 4 years

was her grandads liver ...

Widespread Panic as PCs Develop Resistance to “Turning It Off and On Again” 2
Ablative Fabsolute 4 years

Office workers experienced anger, consternation and panic yesterday as computers up and down the country did not respond to the popular troubleshooting technique ‘turning it off and on again’. ...

Ed Miliband: ‘I am not my brother’s keeper’ 2
ChrisHarrison 4 years

Ed Miliband’s refusal to play in goal for his elder brother David’s five-a-side football team is the latest sign that the relationship between the two is growing increasingly tense. Since...

David Milliband "today I start to enjoy my Conference pear" 0
simonjmr 4 years
Constipated woman has out of body experience ,then wipes her bum 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Computer generates 1,234,567,431,333,222 name for a hairdressing salon 1
roybland 4 years

The 1,234,567,431,333,222 name for a hairdressing salon has been discovered by a group of computers working together over six months. ‘It brings to an end decades of speculation over whether there...

Chuckleband Brothers 'To me, to you' routine has unexpected twist 0
pinxit 4 years
David Milliband announces he will spend time concentrating on contemporary dance 0
simonjmr 4 years
'Five News' Granted Special Religious Status 0
Passepartout 4 years

Five News has been granted special religious status, the Department for Culture, Media and Sport has confirmed. Five's press spokesman Andy Thin expressed the UK TV channel's delight at the decision...