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Ban Ki-moon scolded by Nana Moon over hyphenation following marriage. 0
GreenCross 30.01.12 1:43pm
Woman “delighted” as work promotion allows her to feed whole family

Widowed mum of two Angela Sophes was last night said to be ecstatic as she received a promotion at work. 35 year old Sophes from South London reported that her lift to the role of deputy chief...

kimllfixit 30.01.12 1:16pm
Scarlett Anne Mary Brooks Suspicion Someone Listening In To Private Baby Monitor

"I have been put through hell these last hours" claimed new born Scarlett Brooks, who is asking Chipping Norton police to investigate claims that unknown people were monitoring her every move and...

thisisall1word 30.01.12 1:08pm
Continued male one-upmanship leads to first ever ‘stag year’

The growing trend amongst men for ever more elaborate and spectacular stag do celebrations has finally led to what is believed to be the first ever stag year. When Kevin Lucas from Northampton...

Vertically Challenged Giant 30.01.12 1:01pm
Major Clanger
Met office warns severe weather warning imminent

The Met Office is warning of a severe weather warning for the UK later this week. 'We are warning that we will be issuing a severe weather warning soon,' a Met Office spokeswoman said. The...

roybland 30.01.12 12:56pm
Janupauser on 50 pints a day

Beer lover, Gordon Burton, 55, of Somerset, found his New Year’s resolution to give up the booze for a month (so called Janupausing) more difficult to stick to than he envisaged. Normally a six...

ozythelabrador 30.01.12 12:55pm
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CBB winner Denise Welch is officially a disgrace

The Oxford English dictionary has added the new reference of Denise Welch to the word 'Disgrace'. As well as being removed from the definitions of the word Celebrity, Denise Welch can be found under...

Marko 30.01.12 12:54pm
Male mice sing to attract females, scientists reveal.

What a friend we have in cheeses?...

John Ffitch-Rucker 30.01.12 12:47pm
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'Texting and Internet chat' causes first person to evolve without vocal chords

A girl from Norfolk is believed to be the first of a new generation born without vocal chords and with thumbs 25% bigger than average. In an era of mobile, wireless and internet communications, it...

Perks 30.01.12 12:25pm
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University applications drop 9% due to spiralling cost of cider and rizla papers 0
charlies_hat 30.01.12 12:05pm
David Lammy: Smacking could prevent MPs' daft ideas

Legislation on smacking should be amended to allow constituents to smack their MP, according to Tottenham MP David Lammy. In an interview with LBC Radio, the former Labour education minister said,...

roybland 30.01.12 12:04pm
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Adoption agencies overwhelmed after first episode of ‘My Big Fat Gypsy’

A heart-warming story about a man and his pet gypsy has become a huge success for Channel 4. But adoption agencies are warning families that it’s not all plain-sailing, if you take on an obese...

30.01.12 12:02pm
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Relief as Greeks unable to get credit to buy gifts for latest Euro summit 1
Duncan Biscuit 30.01.12 12:01pm
Breathing IS bad for you.

Smoking, Alcohol, Fatty Foods, even tomatoes, have one thing in common - they have all been accused of being bad for you. Now scientists at Preston University Hospital in Lancashire claim that after...

Marko 30.01.12 11:58am
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May brands Hester 'nuisance neighbour' after constant cash bonfires 0
cinquecento 30.01.12 11:15am
Bloodshed as residents take May’s ‘community trigger’ scheme a bit too literally

More opportunities to put Theresa May in the firing line soon...

kimllfixit 30.01.12 10:56am
Debt strewn Phone Handset manufacturer goes into receivership 0
Iamthestig 30.01.12 10:51am
Space between 2 words is a gap in the market, exclaim experts 0
Iamthestig 30.01.12 10:49am
RBS Boss rejects £1m bonus after receiving 200% pay rise 0
Iamthestig 30.01.12 10:48am
George Osbourne backs research that a zap to the Balls does no harm 0
charlies_hat 30.01.12 10:00am
Ed Balls: "Labour could turn UK economy around, if given just one chance at it" 0
dvo4fun 30.01.12 9:19am
National Lottery defends bonus ball 0
Duncan Biscuit 30.01.12 9:16am
Duncan Biscuit
Sarkozy financial transaction tax to exempt to short selling 0
Duncan Biscuit 30.01.12 9:15am
Duncan Biscuit
Ed Miliband to employ Rowan Atkinson as stunt double. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 30.01.12 9:10am
Son of Barnabas
"Fried Chicken, the secret to a long life -" says worlds oldest fat person

American Patsy Sternwaller, 99, from Tennessee is looking forward to reaching her hundredth birthday next week. What makes this story so remarkable however, is that Patsy, who hasn't left her house...

Marko 30.01.12 8:54am
Spice Girls to reunite and form one giant Spice Girl 3
hughesroland 30.01.12 7:54am
John Ffitch-Rucker
People who say, "When it's your turn to die, it's your turn to die"

still look both ways before crossing the road...

Smart Alex 29.01.12 10:44pm
Smart Alex
Claimants to wear benefit caps

"I'm on benefits" and "Not working, just claiming" are two of the slogans the Department of Employment are planning for compulsory headgear to be worn by benefit claimants. "The so called benefits...

nickb 29.01.12 10:00pm
Super Hero degrees to be introduced to help reduce UK crime levels

At one time, every UK citizen was able to walk the streets safe at night without fear of attack. These days however, things are sadly different, with muggings in dark, unlit alleyways, knife crime...

Marko 29.01.12 9:58pm
Unemployed refused Chinese kitchen job "Wokshy". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 29.01.12 9:14pm