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BMW launches articulate vehicle which answers back 0
dvo4fun 03.12.11 10:35am
Banner on bypass probably not best way to come out, gay dad reflects

When Swindon man, Dave White, decided to announce his homosexuality, he did it in a big way – by hanging a 6ft banner across a roundabout on the bypass, proclaiming ‘I’m a big gay and so’s my...

Clarky 03.12.11 10:09am
Statistician forced to admit 80% of disabled people happy with Paralympics.

More damn lies soon...

MADJEZ 03.12.11 8:34am
Croatia dissapointed at being drawn in the Group of Debt 0
charlies_hat 02.12.11 11:28pm
Shock reverberates round Europe as UEFA fail to draw a "Group of Death" 0
grottymonty 02.12.11 10:29pm
Relief as Kindles officially declared Gay.

More anouncements soon...

MADJEZ 02.12.11 10:19pm
Book critic when asked about Dickens admits she's never been to one 1
Smart Alex 02.12.11 10:11pm
Variable message signs not ironic insist Highways Agency

The Highways Agency has responded angrily to claims that variable message signs at the side of Britain’s motorways are ironic. The signs have been carrying messages such as: “Don’t allow...

Aberdeen Correspondent 02.12.11 7:27pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Strategy to reduce youth unemployment is to wait until they get old

Prime Minister, David Cameron, admitted under pressure today that the coalition’s strategy for reducing youth unemployment in the long-term is to wait until those who are currently unemployed get...

Aberdeen Correspondent 02.12.11 7:15pm
Clarkson beats Blatter but trails Boyle with a reasonably paced insult. 0
Al OPecia 02.12.11 7:07pm
Al OPecia
Clarkson to be new Ambassador to Iran. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 02.12.11 7:01pm
Al OPecia
Tabloids disappointed as "Angel of Death" is just a common thief. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 02.12.11 5:55pm
Following latest album, Winehouse label accused of flogging a dead horse face.

More bad taste soon. Shirley it's been done already?...

VictorMeldrew 02.12.11 5:13pm
All Chipping Norton residents arrested - "it saves time"

After Jeremy Clarkson's rant, the government have announced that it's simpler to assume that every Chipping Norton resident is, or is going to be, disgraced in one way or another and that to...

apepper 02.12.11 5:10pm
Maya '2012 not end of world' but return of Mayan god, Mr Gronemeyer 0
simonjmr 02.12.11 3:55pm
CBeebies critiques commercialisation of Xmas, launches Chris Mouse programme

Hard hitting issues and story lines are covered in each five minute episode Racism in "White Chris Mouse" Death and loss in "Last Chris Mouse" Greed in "Twelve days of Chris Mouse" Dyslexia in...

simonjmr 02.12.11 3:39pm
Who do you think you are kidding, Mrs Merkel? If you think we're on the run... 0
GreenCross 02.12.11 3:29pm
Merkel: "Ein fiscal policy, ein debt ceiling, ein Euro!" 5
GreenCross 02.12.11 2:43pm
Clarkson complaints - staggering total includes three from viewers 3
medici2471 02.12.11 2:24pm
Merkel remains forthreich over Germany's standpoint on the Euro crisis 4
charlies_hat 02.12.11 1:55pm
Family Tree Shock For Nick Griffin In ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’

‘Meet your great-great-great-granddad, Leroy Ambrose’ says the researcher handing Nick a tattered old photo. ‘Are you sure about this?’ Nick hesitantly asks. ‘Absolutely!’ she replies...

UnoEye 02.12.11 1:07pm
Clarkson flies to China to offer his advice on dealing with protesters. 3
bonjonelson 02.12.11 1:01pm
Occupy Camp defector describes the brutality of the Peacenik overlords

Nobody else has been seen going in or out of the small city of tents for several weeks now, but surveillance has revealed a number of small disturbances within the complex, apparently caused by...

Newsquelch 02.12.11 12:40pm
Ortis Deley dumbfounded that he's been overlooked for BBC's 2012 Olympics squad 0
simonjmr 02.12.11 12:34pm
North Korea insists it won world’s most corrupt nation award ‘fair and square’ 3
Long Distance Clara 02.12.11 12:27pm
Government response to Clarksongate...

Downing Street issued a tongue-in-cheek statement last night on the subject, saying, "Execution is not government policy and we have no plans to make it government policy.” ([s]Yet[/s])...

John Ffitch-Rucker 02.12.11 12:23pm
Merkel solves eurozone crisis.

Troops massing on the Polish border 'merely on exercises' says spokesman, Herr Geebboels...

John Ffitch-Rucker 02.12.11 11:57am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Square 'lady wigs' sell out on continent, as Eurozone saved by Angular Mirkin. 2
Perks 02.12.11 11:20am
Hague “I can’t PERSONALLY go to Iran, I have badminton on Fridays”

After days of vitriolic hyperbole Hague was repeatedly challenged by calls of “go and smash ‘em up Bill” from the back benches, however, it appears he may not be feeling quite so brave without...

Newsquelch 02.12.11 11:16am
Wagtails replacing Robins as Britain's favourite jaunty bird

It's official! The Pied Wagtail is now Britain's favourite wee bird, according to RSPB figures. For years, the Robin, with his familiar red breast and friendly mien, has been "cock of the walk",...

Drylaw 02.12.11 10:54am