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Italy to transfer debts to credit cards and pay 0% interest for 6 months

In a last ditch attempt to rescue its beleaguered economy, Italy announced it is to transfer its debts to credit and store cards and save a whopping £12bn in interest over the next six months. It...

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ThunderSquid 10.11.11 7:17pm
ThunderSquid
Tom Watson 'accidentally decapitated' with chainsaw after Murdoch inquisition

Tom Watson: "have you ever heard the term muerta?", Jimmy Murdoch: "I was buying cannoli at the time of the alleged incident"., Tom Watson: "You must be the first mafia boss in history who didn't...

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vertical 10.11.11 7:03pm
vertical
Comet shops sold for £2 plus £37.50 for an extended warranty 9
Duncan Biscuit 10.11.11 6:51pm
RickH
Sky Atlantic to show the Murdochanos: everyday wiseguy newspaper publishers

The Mudochanos is an Australian - American television drama series that revolves around the New York based media mogul and mobster Rupert Murdochano and the difficulties he faces as he tries to...

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simonjmr 10.11.11 4:55pm
simonjmr
Newcastle fans to launch protest if they can find any staff that will listen

Geordie fans, upset at the re-naming of St James' Park to the Sports Direct stadium, are wandering around inside the ground looking for someone to complain to. However, despite its vast size, the...

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Midfield Diamond 10.11.11 4:54pm
Midfield Diamond
Terry and Ferdinand to release re-mix of 'Ebony & Ivory' in time for Christmas.

Simon Cowell is said to be furious at the latest, cynical attempt to highjack his god-given right to be No1...

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Bryan with a Y 10.11.11 4:30pm
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Chav Geordies 'all wi’ smiling faces, going down the Sports Direct'

(variation on a theme)...

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Midfield Diamond 10.11.11 4:14pm
Bryan with a Y
Murdoch shows his human side: blinks and coughs twice during testimony 0
Drylaw 10.11.11 4:07pm
Drylaw
NoTW demise threat to national security

In a sensational announcement outgoing Home Secretary Theresa May has disclosed that the former tabloid newspaper the News of the World was the commercial arm of the British Security Services. "It...

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medici2471 10.11.11 3:45pm
medici2471
Greeks not taking Euro crisis seriously as Chaka Demus & Pliers become PM

"Tease Me" More soon...

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simonjmr 10.11.11 3:40pm
simonjmr
3000 illiterate chavs riot at SportsDirect Arena, expecting 'Lonsdale ' bargains

Statement expected soon...

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Bryan with a Y 10.11.11 3:33pm
Bryan with a Y
New Mel Gibson movie to be called "The Man without a Career" 0
Iamthestig 10.11.11 3:00pm
Iamthestig
"You can't have any of this" austerity Christmas catalogue launches in Italy 0
Iamthestig 10.11.11 2:58pm
Iamthestig
Long Term Unemployed to attend compulsory book club.

A pilot scheme in London is having a marked effect on unemployment figures, as part of David Cameron’s ‘Big Society’ project claimants receiving jobseekers allowance for more than 18 months are...

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DavidBlame 10.11.11 2:56pm
DavidBlame
Zorba Piddlelyovertheacropolis appointed to ask France for some more money. 0
Ostsee 10.11.11 2:47pm
Ostsee
'Whites Only' program discovered on John Terry's washing machine.

Further allegations of racism were made today following covert operations by an undercover freelance journalist hiding in the Chelsea and England foootballer's utility room. Having spent almost two...

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spoole2112 10.11.11 2:31pm
spoole2112
Greece pleads with Zeus to save what dignity it has left

Yesterday Greek politicians admitted to summoning a pantheon of ancient Gods to deal with their ongoing economic crisis. Prime Minister George Papandreou admitted: “We didn’t want it to come to...

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sambo 10.11.11 1:50pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
James Murdoch to star as arch-villain in new Bond film 'SKY FALL' 1
pinxit 10.11.11 1:15pm
bonjonelson
Earth on collision course with gigantic poppy.

Astronomers across the world have raised the alarm over what appears to be a high probability of the Earth colliding with an unusual celestial object. NASA spokesman, Dr Sam McFlynn, said today "we...

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Al OPecia 10.11.11 12:55pm
Sinnick
Mike Ashley's son renamed Starbuck McDonald to fund school fees 0
charlies_hat 10.11.11 12:52pm
charlies_hat
Murdoch attacked by Scots MP in Committee room: Commons Latest

"Yer a fuckin' liar so ye are," shouted Greenock Labour MP Lex Begbie today in the hallowed forum of a Commons Committee room as James Murdoch sat calmly batting away members' questions on phone...

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Drylaw 10.11.11 12:43pm
Drylaw
Liam Fox tipped to be the next Home Secretary

after Adam Werrity starts an Immigration consultancy...

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Tammy Flugh 10.11.11 12:39pm
Drylaw
Audit Commission says a bank scam has cost taxpayers an estimated £1 trillion 0
Duncan Biscuit 10.11.11 12:31pm
Duncan Biscuit
Owners of elephant kept in Peterborough to be charged with cruelty 0
Duncan Biscuit 10.11.11 12:30pm
Duncan Biscuit
Sacha Baron Cohen announces current series of ‘Berlusconi’ will be the last

Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen has confirmed that he is set to ‘retire’ his long-running Silvio Berlusconi character at the end of the current series. Silvio is Cohen’s oldest surviving character,...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 10.11.11 12:12pm
dvo4fun
Vocoder technology adds gravitas to young 'wannabe' MPs

The world of politics is an alluring one to most young people - a glamorous world, full of fame, second homes and undisclosed incomes. To make it in this world there are certain skills required - a...

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10.11.11 12:05pm
dvo4fun
National treasures to be kept under lock and key at the Tower of London

Bad news for Stephen Fry, Jools Holland and Paul McCartney. More soon...

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simonjmr 10.11.11 11:46am
simonjmr
Murdoch unaware of "wide hacking" but knew of "specific hacking" 0
simonjmr 10.11.11 11:42am
simonjmr
Export of Spearmint Rhino to West Africa as Western black rhino declared extinct

"Every little bit helps to re-establish Spearmint Rhino in West AFrica" More soon...

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simonjmr 10.11.11 11:38am
simonjmr
James Murdoch prepares escape-proof bag and agoraphobic cat

In preparing for his appearance before a Westminster committee, News International chairman, James Murdoch has procured an armoured bag and found a cat with a morbid fear of the outdoors. "I feel...

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apepper 10.11.11 11:19am
Clarky