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MI5 discovers Miliband's leadership in locked holdall

In a bizarre turn of events, and MI5 spooks-person has disclosed the recent discovery of Ed Miliband's leadership inside a red holdall bag, "locked from the inside". Agents became concerned after...

ibamo 08.05.12 1:01pm
Scientists successfully neutralise Jim al-Khalili

Scientists today revealed that they have managed to control the spread of the BBC Science guru Jim al-Khalili by the application of Jim al-Khalacid - rendering him impotent with a neutral ph of zero....

MaverickRat 08.05.12 12:56pm
Al OPecia
New Health and Safety fears as expert warns underwear bombs may contain nuts 0
MrBen 08.05.12 12:54pm
Clegg and Cameron deny renewing vows always sure sign of extramarital affair 0
button 08.05.12 12:39pm
Newsbiscuit contributor fails to read previous postings 0
bonjonelson 08.05.12 11:53am
London Zoo reports 200 monkeys" furiously working " on relaunch of coalition 0
Bismarck 08.05.12 11:25am
Argentine Olympic Football team invited to train on Falklands Mine Fields. 10
Al OPecia 08.05.12 11:24am
Al OPecia
"Are you playing with your detonator" becomes new Gay catchphrase 0
Bismarck 08.05.12 11:23am
Shamed medium Derek Acorah to resurrect Bernard Manning during

ironic Black Mass...

Bismarck 08.05.12 11:21am
"Johnny Fartpants" special edition marks launch of Viz in Yemen 0
Haywood Manley 08.05.12 11:19am
Haywood Manley
"Osama's Secret" Underwear range launched in Yemen. More soon 0
Bismarck 08.05.12 11:17am
Former IRA hardman Seamus Murphy claims..

"We didn't need underwear bombs, we just used 15 pints of Guinness and a vindaloo"...

Bismarck 08.05.12 11:14am
David Walliams in ‘doomed’ charity bid to finish Stieg Larsson trilogy

David Walliams has failed in his bid raise money for disadvantaged kids by reading all twenty thousand pages of Stieg Larsson’s millennium trilogy dressed as a transsexual. The writer and performer...

Gary Stanton 08.05.12 11:10am
Gary Stanton
Family discover show amongst Saturday Evening adverts 2
Steve Wilson 08.05.12 10:56am
Cameron and Clegg renew vows in 'intimate' Vegas ceremony

David Cameron and Nick Clegg revealed today that they flew in secret to Las Vegas last week and renewed their coalition vows in front of close family and friends. “We’ve been bored, irritable,...

allmyownstunts 08.05.12 10:29am
Bournemouth EDL Twitter councillor so ashamed she extradites herself.

Following a tweet in which she said "but nobody else except the EDL stick up for the English.", Conservative councillor Sally Henderson said she had suspended herself from the party and referred...

weematt 08.05.12 10:26am
White Star Line relaunches coalition. 0
wallster 08.05.12 10:24am
Argentina rejects British claims to Isle of Wight

As sabre-rattling from Britian's right-wing Coalitionista dictatorship raises fears of renewed conflict, Argentina's president Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner has refused to negotiate away the...

Oxbridge 08.05.12 10:13am
Nazi masterplan for Europe 'could have been communicated better', admits Goebbel

Hitler's second-in-command, propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels, admitted yesterday he could have 'done a better of explaining the Reich's position to the ordinary people', after a Europe-wide...

NewSuburbanDad 08.05.12 10:00am
Elder sibling admits younger brother better at some things

The world of Social Science was left reeling yesterday after shocking research results revealed by Loughborough University. Professor Clive Van Ellis dean of Social Sciences at the University...

button 08.05.12 9:46am
Teenage boy foils mums 'change your underwear' plot 0
Mandy Lifeboat 08.05.12 9:23am
Mandy Lifeboat
Sarkozy considering offers from Disney, Lilliput and the English RFU. 0
Not Amused 08.05.12 9:14am
Not Amused
Priests' call for Vatican to abandon celibacy welcomed by Choristers Union

more later...

dvo4fun 08.05.12 8:42am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Cameron & Clegg rematch at Upton Park - Luxembourg Rules two career comebacks, posh boy pugilists Dave and Nick will relaunch themselves in East London...

ErikP 08.05.12 8:36am
Ann Summers unvails new Terrorist Basque 0
Scronnyglonkle 08.05.12 8:07am
Police protest march will be policed by the general public

"Why should the boys in blue have all the fun when it comes to law enforcement?" a spokesman for the general public said today. "It's amazing what you can buy on the internet. I'll be ready with my...

Scroat 08.05.12 7:42am
Holland takes charge of France, Belgium perturbed 1
acwanaut 08.05.12 7:11am
Clegg & Cameron relaunch coalition as "LabourLite" 0
Scronnyglonkle 08.05.12 7:06am
Winner of British Castration Final given Match Ball 3
seymour totti 08.05.12 7:02am
Greece and France hold synchronised erections 0
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