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New cuts: Navy ordered to use Cat 'o' Seven Tails and reduce to Five by 2013.

More cuts are expected...

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Iscariot 02.10.11 9:13pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
X -Factor loser donates whole body to science

August May, one of the losing finalists in the X-Factor has offered her body to science. This is more surprising that it seems in that she wants this to take effect immediately. Miss May, who...

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Rogertrout 02.10.11 9:06pm
Rogertrout
UK's first Cannibal Restaurant closes after losing Head Chef

[More soon]...

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dicky37 02.10.11 8:54pm
dicky37
Brand Refused Canada entry: Documents incorrectly stated profession "comedian". 3
Al OPecia 02.10.11 8:49pm
Golgo13
Grandpa recounts vivid tails from his younger days as a jerk 0
Dumbnews 02.10.11 7:28pm
Dumbnews
Olympic Stadium confirms it will cater for mixed-races. Jessica Ennis pleased. 0
kga6 02.10.11 7:20pm
kga6
THE FUHRER DECLAIMS

Before I became the Fuhrer ,, To lead the German masses,, I had to wear a monocle,, Because I couldn't afford real glasses...

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yuri_nahl 02.10.11 7:16pm
borednow
THE PARABLE OF THE SHORT-LEGGED DONKEY

The Lord also said, "For those who hath forsaken Me, (because of the boil on my nose,) I curse thee to having a boil on thy anus, and the boil will have an abundance of redness, large diameter and...

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yuri_nahl 02.10.11 7:15pm
borednow
THE BISHOP DESCENDS INTO HELL.

While I explained the apparent similarity of Father Damien Karras's name and Father Damien Karras's name, Father Damien Karras is actually the father of Father Damien Karrras. The Father having...

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yuri_nahl 02.10.11 7:09pm
borednow
No bailout of Greece, Met Office warns

 ,  ,  ,  ,  , As Britons bask in October temperatures higher than in Athens, the  Met Office has warned that the UK will not bailout Greece as that country's sunshine reserves fall.,  ,...

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roybland 02.10.11 2:41pm
roybland
Cricketer with gun goes for a duck

more soon (Edit from, Cricketer with gun out for a duck) Vote now...

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kga6 02.10.11 2:41pm
kga6
Summer to stay as Met Police/Office team up to predict daylight robberies 0
kga6 02.10.11 2:09pm
kga6
Nicorette to offer menthol patches 0
nickb 02.10.11 12:17pm
nickb
Current generation claim "Sudoku puzzles were harder back in our day"

Secretary of State for Education, Michael Gove, has come under fire today amidst further claims that the sudoku puzzle has been "dumbed down". The claims look certain to force a Government U-turn on...

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kga6 02.10.11 9:24am
kga6
Long John Silver to rethink underwear choices 0
nickb 02.10.11 8:52am
nickb
'I never was the egg man' reveals Walrus 0
nickb 02.10.11 8:20am
nickb
Ministers to consider raising the speed of light

When the speed was first 'discovered' it was thought that nothing would even get remotely close and evidence has recently been discovered that suggests the scientists in question simply wrote down...

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Screenie 02.10.11 12:09am
Screenie
Government let down dementia sufferers with broken promises...

to be fair, if you're going to break a promise to anyone...

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Ironduke 01.10.11 11:06pm
Ironduke
Jeremy Hunt to perform Vagina Monologues at Tory conference fringe event. 1
nickb 01.10.11 11:00pm
nickb
Fleetwood Mac sued by Apple

More i-soon...

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Iscariot 01.10.11 9:27pm
kga6
Long John Silver berates pirates for taking disabled woman instead of wheelchair 0
Runestone Cowboy 01.10.11 8:54pm
Runestone Cowboy
Second-hand Tardis seller denies claim it's been clocked 0
Runestone Cowboy 01.10.11 8:50pm
Runestone Cowboy
Apple deny stealing '3 way call' technology from conference pears 0
Runestone Cowboy 01.10.11 8:24pm
Runestone Cowboy
Sky News editors' panic: 'Jacko manslaughter' defendant may change plea 0
dvo4fun 01.10.11 7:43pm
dvo4fun
Guardian latest: still no evidence Bullingdon Club took Britain into illegal war 0
ronseal 01.10.11 7:34pm
ronseal
Kitten stolen - MP's wife fingered in snatch 14
Screenie 01.10.11 5:05pm
Gerontius
Nintendo target people bored of video games with the launch of the N-Wii 4
simonjmr 01.10.11 4:38pm
vertical
Al-Qaeda to sue Ahmadinejad for stealing their thunder 0
Dumbnews 01.10.11 4:22pm
Dumbnews
EU condemn piracy involving disabled Frenchwoman

A spokesman from the EU was quick to condemn the piracy involving a disabled Frenchwoman. "Whatever were they thinking off? Do they have access ramps for disabled people. Are there disabled toilets...

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aksakal 01.10.11 3:07pm
aksakal
Gregorian Calendar's days are numbered says Business Csar

Vince Cable today unveiled plans to decimalise the calendar in a bold bid to stimulate economic growth., Addressing the CBI, the Business Secretary outlined key points of the innovative project...

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tedweasel 01.10.11 1:00pm
tedweasel