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Off-duty ambulance driver ‘used portable siren to queue-jump’.

An ambulance driver from Southend who wore his vehicle siren like a hat has been roundly criticised by the NHS. Shoppers were left feeling ‘ripped off’ after stepping aside to let pedestrian...

malgor 06.10.12 4:23pm
The Secret Cabal
Giant supermarket chains too big for masochistic small shop-keepers.

No, I’m not entering myself (Snigger)...

sigmund 06.10.12 1:21pm
S&M businesses strapped for cash 1
weematt 06.10.12 11:12am
Blacksmiths' statue-building contest - leader forges ahead 6
Idiot 06.10.12 10:49am
Tesco CEO on recent losses. "We're on target to become a small shopkeeper again"

Neat - O bid. No more soon...

dvo4fun 06.10.12 10:21am
New laughing gas safety campaign urges kids to "Just say N2O" 0
LittleSpender 06.10.12 9:47am
Cameron Outed!

He finally admits that the recession was just a ploy to force the unemployed to work at his uncle's chain of theme parks...

Jesse Bigg 06.10.12 9:33am
Jesse Bigg
Hunt to be subject of "Very Late Stage Abortion" - Nation celebrates 1
Drylaw 06.10.12 9:18am
Jesse Bigg
Small shopkeeper expands to Medium to include new range of spirits  0
charlies_hat 06.10.12 9:15am
Vegetarians main cause of global warming.

Experts have warned that increasing vegetarianism is threatening the planet through global warming., "Everyone knows that cows produce high levels of methane that damage the ozone layer", said a...

philthefunk 06.10.12 9:04am
Jesse Bigg
Happy, Grumpy and Sleepy open a store and join Association of Small Shopkeepers 1
Perks 06.10.12 9:02am
Cycle path arrested following unprovoked attack on bus lane 2
SpankyMonkey 06.10.12 8:22am
All Road Markings to Cease Immediately

The Department of Transport earlier announced that from today, white road markings would cease to exist. As of October the 5th, all white lines on roads will be removed, in an effort to save over £3...

christian.orr 06.10.12 8:05am
Small shopkeepers deny short changing customers

Or is it just me? neat-o...

Psycadelic Squirrel 06.10.12 7:53am
Thousands of south-coast residents head for Turkey/Syria border. 0
sigmund 06.10.12 7:51am
14 Year Old Girl Claims "Freddie Starr Ate My Beaver" 0
Jonny Shlep 06.10.12 6:00am
Jonny Shlep
Eastwood's Chair To Replace Obama For Next Debate 0
Hooch 05.10.12 10:47pm
Facebook's Timeline makes human brain redundant

A team of eminent neurologists has linked memory loss to the introduction of Facebook Timeline and satellite locational devices. In a study of over 10,000 Facebook users it has been found that...

Dick Everyman 05.10.12 10:23pm
Dick Everyman
Warning lights for energy deficit go out 0
kimllfixit 05.10.12 8:27pm
Pinewood Studios inundated with James Bond sex abuse claims. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.10.12 8:02pm
Weather hampers picnic. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.10.12 7:58pm
High Court clears the slinging of Abu Hamza's hook 2
grottymonty 05.10.12 7:53pm
Jerry Lee Lewis denies assaulting pianos as concern grows over more Lee cases

Rock n roll legend Jerry Lee Lewis has denied standing on, kicking, and slapping multiple pianos. One piano, a baby grand, said “Lewis violently abused me, sometimes in public. He knew what he...

nickb 05.10.12 5:27pm
Prince Philip Doesn't Die Peacefully In His Sleep

Some funny lines there!...

Stanleys Dad 05.10.12 4:33pm
Newly discovered mammoth first thought to be Ann Widdicombe with furry coat on 1
philthefunk 05.10.12 4:31pm
Mark Hughes tells press that he is the best man for the QPR managers salary 1
grottymonty 05.10.12 4:30pm
Ashley Cole denies insult. 'Some of my best friends are twats' 4
Perks 05.10.12 3:44pm
Butner Correctional Institution Pudding Club goes nationwide

Happy prisoners at Butner Correctional Institution in North Carolina have setup a pudding club so successful that prison guards and even the prison governor have joined in. Members of the pudding...

AReader 05.10.12 3:14pm
Predicitive text got me in to trouble claims Cole

"I was trying to say Twits" claims Ashley Cole. It's not dissimmilar to the form of mental and verbal predictive text that John Terry suffers from. More soon...

simonjmr 05.10.12 2:59pm
"Creator of rushing around like a blue arsed fly" to be on Prince Philip's obit 0
simonjmr 05.10.12 2:37pm