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Dale Farm residents deploy cats as proof of right to family life 0
GreenCross 19.10.11 9:55am
GreenCross
Globe Theatre stage over-run with chickens: police suspect fowl play

[More soon]...

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dicky37 19.10.11 9:23am
witless
Gus O'Donnell resigns - allegedly involved in every scandal since 2005 0
medici2471 19.10.11 9:01am
medici2471
Supermarkets Start A Self-Serve Society

In an epidemic that started with the big supermarkets, the philosophy of self-serve is beginning to spread across the country. It has been announced by many companies across many industries that...

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Perks 19.10.11 9:01am
Perks
The Intergenerational Foundation identify Elderly London couple as home hoarders

"A married couple in their eighties and nineties, living in the Westminster area with a house with over 100 rooms - how fair is that?" said an unidentified spokesperson. "It's time we moved them out"...

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brd888 19.10.11 9:00am
brd888
Letwin Resignation Letter Found In Park Bin 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 19.10.11 8:50am
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Daily Mail wins Man Booker prize for fiction

Following an outstanding year of made up news stories, the Daily Mail has been awarded the prestigious fiction prize...

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apepper 19.10.11 8:27am
apepper
New non-emergency phone line to be manned by police dogs

A trial aimed at getting people who are stuck in the toilet, or who haven’t seen their cat in a couple of hours, not to dial 999, gets underway in Leicestershire today. The new number, 101, has...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 19.10.11 8:27am
writinginbsl
Israel financial crisis as Shalit submits back pay & 'overnight expenses' claim 3
dvo4fun 19.10.11 8:20am
writinginbsl
Noisy anti-closure protests force libraries to close 2
nickb 19.10.11 8:18am
writinginbsl
Man without correct version of Flash Player 'unrepentant'

A man who cannot play media because he does not have the correct version of Flash Player, says he's unrepentant and has no plans to download the correct version. 'I'm just not bothered,' said...

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roybland 19.10.11 8:17am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Too many health warnings may be bad for you say experts

Doctors have warned that an extended exposure to health warnings may be detrimental to your health and are calling for a ceiling on the number of medical scare stories to a maximum of 5 per week....

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Stan 19.10.11 8:11am
writinginbsl
Basildon council claims Dale Farm residents have lost the plot 8
charlies_hat 19.10.11 8:07am
writinginbsl
Sports news: British Olympic Carpet-Hurlers banned...

for taking performance-enhancing rugs...

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be reasonable 19.10.11 8:04am
spoole2112
Defence Minister "didn't understand the sewerritty of the problem," MPs told 0
Scroat 19.10.11 7:37am
Scroat
Daily Mail survey shows average reader's main thought is 'aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhh' 1
Perks 19.10.11 7:27am
gaijintendo
Facebook assembles customer focus group from nation's most notorious stalkers 3
Dumbnews 19.10.11 7:20am
gaijintendo
99.9% of North Face apparel owners will never see North side of any Face

Every Tom, Dick and Harry has one in the US, same in rest of world??...

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Dumbnews 19.10.11 7:12am
dvo4fun
Dale Farm eviction peaceful as police deploy a crowd, a geordi,and Davina McCall 0
Perks 19.10.11 7:02am
Perks
75% of BBC 2 Content Now Features Neil Oliver 9
GreenCross 19.10.11 6:32am
Ostsee
Amnesty probes British public school "mortar boarding"

Human rights watchdogs have been investigating punishments at well known British public schools and have highlighted "Mortar Boarding" - where teachers dressed from the 1930s intimidate children...

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apepper 19.10.11 6:26am
apepper
New Olympic sport to be considered, "Hurling insults" 0
Dumbnews 19.10.11 2:32am
Dumbnews
Most on public transit are wondering what others are wondering about 0
Dumbnews 19.10.11 2:29am
Dumbnews
Government to replace 'obese' with 'fan of lard'

The government today announced that the focus in recent years on the word ‘obesity’ was an unwarranted indulgence and that people should not be consumed with political correctness, but be...

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fernandomando 18.10.11 10:48pm
rikkor
Stone Roses announce 'sell-out' tour

[Totally sold out, Man]...

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dicky37 18.10.11 9:10pm
dicky37
"I'm skint and so are the others" confirms Ian Brown 2
GreenCross 18.10.11 9:02pm
rickwestwell
Destitute herbalist 'living on borrowed thyme'... - 2

more sage puns soon...

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be reasonable 18.10.11 9:00pm
Ironduke
Poverty-stricken Man in Court: Attempted to eat Currie 0
Drylaw 18.10.11 7:47pm
Drylaw
'Houses of Punishment', the new reality show where no-one wants to be a finalist

A new reality show, Houses of Punishment, is set to sweep the nation as a triumphant ratings winner. With its launch set to coincide with Bonfire Night, it draws inspiration variously from...

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Ironduke 18.10.11 7:26pm
Ironduke
Shoplifter 'blurred the boundaries' between what was and what wasn't Tescos . 4
dvo4fun 18.10.11 7:08pm
nickb