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Mubarak promises to change his ways after seeking therapy from Dr. Phil 0
Dumbnews 4 years
New Police.UK crime website reporting theft of £35million in the Liverpool area 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Boots DNA kit, budget version, just asks “where was Russell Brand that night?” 0
Doylem 4 years
Shop Worker Unfazed By Man's Condom Demands 5
jampot 4 years

A shop worker was left unshaken yesterday after a man repeatedly asked her for condoms. Sheila Abbas, 24, was working on the check-out at Tesco Express in Dunkirk Road, Chiswick, when a man entered...

Abramovich says "I wanted restaurants" after paying £50m "For Nando's". 0
seymour totti 4 years
Egyptian "Big Society" experiment "not a great success", claims Mubarak. 0
bonjonelson 4 years

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“Presenters just cunt stop saying ‘cunt’”, says presenter. “Bugger”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Latest budget news shows coming of age cut to 13 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

In an attempt to stimulate the economy, the coming of age will be reduced from 18 to 13. Also following complaints from pubs that too many of them are shutting down, those reaching 13 will be allowed...

Steve Davis wins right to anonymity over sex life claims 8
thisisall1word 4 years

A well-known sportsman, who obtained an injunction preventing the media publishing details of his private life, has won a court appeal against a ruling which would have revealed his identity. Judge...

iPads now featuring Etch-a-Sketch chip. “FFS, don’t shake it”, warns Jobs... 0
Doylem 4 years
Dr.s may soon mend broken hearts with pills, choclates and flowers will help too 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Simon Cowell to launch "Britains got Crime" 0
AndyOverhead 4 years

In line with his quest for world domination, Simon Cowell is launching a new ITV show to rival BBC's Crimewatch., "In much the same way that 'X-Factor' was in no way similar to 'Pop Idol', this new...

Police launch website that shows your local doughnut shops. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

More doughnuts later...

World's oldest Mayfly dies aged 110 hours 0
simonjmr 4 years
Chinese State TV release video of successful Chinese Moon Landing 0
bonjonelson 4 years

Funny headline, related to a topical news item. 8
bonjonelson 4 years

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NewsBiscuit can reveal that JIH bonked XX and maybe ZZ, but not AA, BB, CC or DD 4
Ostsee 4 years
Boots DNA test proves Jeremy Kyle is a bastard.... 1
charlies_hat 4 years

moron soon...

Ed reveals that actually David was the "crazy, wacky one" in the Miliband family 1
MC One R 4 years
Spanish property still grossly over-valued says Alan Hansen 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Dogs can sniff bowel cancer but tasting testicular cancer still being worked on 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
New crime map also doubles as constituency finder 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Local Gangs Compete to get their Street to No1 on Crime Map 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

In what some are seeing as an unintended consequence local youths are competing with each other to see if they can get their street to the top of the newly launched crime map. "Its all about being...

Police Dog in Harassment row 2
AndyOverhead 4 years

A Police german shepherd called 'Rosco' has been accused of sexual harassment after an incident with a fellow police dog from the narcotics team; 'Polly', a Spaniel bitch used for sniffing out...

Launch of new ‘low altitude’ Kendal Mint Cake... 0
Doylem 4 years
New bargain device merges iMac, iPhone and iPad, called a Netbook 1
Dumbnews 4 years
New iToilet disables flushing when iPhone is dropped in it 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Alleluia! The 2011 Guide to Good Communion Wine launched. 6
Stan 4 years

The eagerly awaited 2011 Guide to Good Communion Wine was published yesterday at St. Paul’s Cathedral in London. The Guide, known simply to affectionados as ‘The Bible’, lists the best...

Daily Llama fears infiltration by Chinese undercover Llamas 1
4ty2 4 years

He tweeted:, We always looked at those [url=]Llamas with hats[/url] with suspicion. Now we have a Llama with lots of Chinese currency so it looks like there...

Millions demand Mubarak be replaced with new dictator 0
Dumbnews 4 years