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NHS 111 latest: "Go back to your constituences and prepare for the Grim Reaper" 0
ginty 04.05.13 8:37pm
Farage: "Go back to your miracles and pray for a constituency" 0
AReader 04.05.13 7:37pm
"All publicity is good publicity" says Clifford

Perhaps not...

tedweasel 04.05.13 5:43pm
UKIP relaunched as FRUITKIP after sponsorship by Mr Kipling 1
nickb 04.05.13 5:12pm
sredni vashta
Oven-ready chickens beg to differ. 2
sredni vashta 04.05.13 5:08pm
sredni vashta
Miliband latest - “Go back to your constituencies and pray for a miracle” 10
Lenny Bee 04.05.13 4:45pm
MasterChef won by dish of twice-heated beans on a bed of lightly-toasted bread

MasterChef won by dish of twice-heated beans served on a bed of lightly-toasted bread and dressed in a rich tomato jus The BBC’s MasterChef competition was today won by a contestant successfully...

Long Distance Clara 04.05.13 2:33pm
Al OPecia
Nick Griffin's 'SEX'

After they urged their members to follow their urges and unleash an army of intolerant tots, the British National Party today published a book of Nick Griffin in erotic poses. ‘People have been...

Hooch 04.05.13 2:01pm
Cameron regrets leaving Clegg in charge of local election policies

Sinnick 04.05.13 12:26pm
Billy Smart to provide UKIP Conference facilities 1
Abernethy 04.05.13 12:19pm
Dyscalculia conference-delegates called from 'every corner of the globe' 1
writinginbsl 04.05.13 11:59am
sredni vashta
Westboro' Baptist Church to launch new UK anti-smoking campaign. 0
bonjonelson 04.05.13 11:44am
Popes agree to appear in 50th Anniversary of Dr Who

A feature-length film to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the iconic British sci-fi show, is due to star not one but two Popes! Traditionally Popes sign an exclusivity deal when appearing in any...

Wrenfoe 04.05.13 10:51am
Reginald D Hunter's white half-brother murdered by audience at comedy gig

literally this time...

Terry 04.05.13 10:15am
Our Defence Correspondent
Farage overtakes Cox and Cameron in "Face you'd most like to slap"

Sinnick 04.05.13 10:02am
Corporate Communicator of the Year: Joe Dixon, Spondoolica (final sub honest)

With a mission statement that promises to “seek to empower the people of Britain, boost consumer confidence and stimulate the sustained customer-led economic regeneration of British and global...

Sir Lupus 04.05.13 9:59am
Sir Lupus
Cameron recalls troops from Helmand to defend Mercia

In the Conservative government's most decisive defensive move since the late Lady Thatcher launched her combined services attack on South Georgia, Prime Minister David Cameron today ordered the...

Our Defence Correspondent 04.05.13 9:47am
Our Defence Correspondent
The town of Wilmslow, Cheshire placed on Sex-Offenders` Register

In a bid to save on legal fees and expensive litigation, TV company bosses have decided to pre-empt potential court-case outcomes...

Nimrod 04.05.13 9:09am
It's Fruitcakes versus Eton Mess as voters complain of being desserted 0
ronseal 04.05.13 8:46am
Cameron to support skiving Britons

Following losses in local elections across England, David Cameron has announced a change in policy to support skiving Britons. Speaking at a hastily assembled press conference, the Prime Minister...

monkeyrepublic 04.05.13 8:14am
Farage awarded Smug Git of the Year trophy.

Does anyone else just want to punch him in the face every time they see him on TV., It's nothing to do with the politics he's just got one of those faces...

MADJEZ 04.05.13 7:10am
Deceased Pedant Return To Haunt Stonemason ...

who engraved "Here lie's Fred Jone's" on his tombstone. (True story: on the gateway of Abbey Dore church there is a plaque saying "Erected in memory of Lieutenant Jenkins killed in action by his...

Titus 04.05.13 6:48am
Shock as man dying of cancer does thing without pathos

Friends of Simon Bravo a man dying of cancer have been left reeling after he did a thing without any pathos, Close friend of Simon Glen Patterson said: “He’s dying. We all know it. He’s only...

andrewl81 03.05.13 11:05pm
Church moderates stance on gay marriage. Popes now allowed to live together. 7
Maverick 03.05.13 10:47pm
Tory Party Re-Branding

"Following the recent election results" said a Conservative Party spokesman "We have decided that our party needs some minor re-branding. We will in future call ourselves the 'Univerally...

Titus 03.05.13 10:34pm
Always In The End by The Bay City Rollers - review

Well here it is Rollers fans! The first album for yonks from the tartan chart toppers of yesteryear and I have news - it's good and bad in equal measure! Some of my friends have pooh-poohed this...

Drylaw 03.05.13 9:59pm
A guide to the new Emergency Numbers

Please dial the number that most closely matches your emergency. 999: I'm on fire! 888: I was on fire just now! 777: I've got a nasty burn. 666: Ouch! The phone's too hot to hold. 555: How do I...

Boutros 03.05.13 9:06pm
Attenborough's legacy - a Gorilla speaks out

To millions of TV viewers in the 1970s heyday of the BBC it seemed like nothing could touch David Attenborough. This man had approached a colony of gorillas, bonded with them and had been...

Drylaw 03.05.13 9:00pm
Overnight Land border gained with France as UK moves to the right

Soon more soon...

Sally1985 03.05.13 7:02pm
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UKIP Candidates To Be Required To Register Their Make-Up Pattern

Such has been the rapid growth in the number of UKIP candidates that both the party heirachy and the general public have been having difficulty in identifying one candidtate from another, let alone...

Titus 03.05.13 6:36pm