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Italian economy joins long list of things Berlusconi has fucked 4
Qoxiivi 04.08.11 9:53pm
Qoxiivi
Merseyside Police sack 5 Officers for 28.8 actions leading to gross misconduct

more later...

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virtuallywill 04.08.11 12:08pm
virtuallywill
Camden drug dealer declares bankruptcy

now his best client has passed away...

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Leeboy007 04.08.11 11:55am
Leeboy007
Clinton to launch new 'Fuck Off and Die' cards

to be sent to bosses everywhere ( sorry bad day at work )...

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Leeboy007 04.08.11 1:33pm
William Pumpton
Obama asks birthday well-wishers to send cash instead of the usual gift vouchers

I used to love getting a 50p sellotaped into an envelope! Although i don't recall having a debt crisis when i was 6...

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button 04.08.11 12:58pm
Qoxiivi
Pepsi delighted after £300m Coke seizure 3
simonjmr 04.08.11 4:52pm
writinginbsl
Scotland to get deep fried broadband. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 04.08.11 12:57pm
Qoxiivi
Rock ‘n’ roll voted ‘the new rock ‘n’ roll’

Performers and fans alike are celebrating today after a nationwide poll officially named rock ‘n’ roll as the new rock ‘n’ roll. Rock ‘n’ roll was knocked from its 50 year place in pole...

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jp1885 04.08.11 5:24pm
Oxbridge
"MPs are sexual magnets" agrees Eric Pickles, whilst rubbing his nipples 0
thackaray 04.08.11 11:10am
thackaray
'Most valuable' plastic 2 litre bottle of cider sells for £7.50 0
jp1885 04.08.11 10:23am
jp1885
UN Declares Genocide "Bad"

Brutal tyrants who wanted to purge their lands of hated ethnic minorities with the approval of the international community, had their hopes cruelly dashed when it was announced that after a long...

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Textbook 04.08.11 10:25am
jp1885
Hacking Heather Mills ‘wishful thinking’ says McCartney 0
jp1885 04.08.11 10:19am
jp1885
Last remaining cop not featured on TV makes Big Brother Bid (version 2)

PC Andrew Jenkins feels isolated amongst his colleagues as he is the only remaining police officer in the country not to feature in a fly on the wall documentary. “Thanks to brilliant and...

2
button 04.08.11 10:44am
wallster
Halfords runs out of ‘IE user on board’ signs

Shit - just seen this story was a hoax. Thought it was merely a piece of conveniently interpreted 'research' paid for by Firefox, Opera or the like. But it’s not. It was entirely fabricated. So,...

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Qoxiivi 06.08.11 12:28pm
dominic_mcg
Single man forced to extremes with ‘bomb on board’ sign

A forty three year old single man, who would prefer to be called Geoff but isn’t, has been forced to go to a new high to prevent himself from being deliberately rammed off the road. When questioned...

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Screenie 04.08.11 8:54am
Screenie
'Lurve' doctors working more hours than ever

The NHS has come under fire once again after a Panorama report showed that it is ‘systematically failing’ lovesick Britons by cutting back on the number of trained 'lurve' doctors. It has also...

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jp1885 04.08.11 6:25pm
Quaz
Patient sues NHS when he finds liver he received came from Amy Winehouse 0
brownpaperreporter 04.08.11 8:11am
brownpaperreporter
Vets offer courtesy cat scheme for pet owners

A Dorchester veterinary practice is offering substitute pets to owners while their beloved animal is being treated. Cat owner Jenny Newby was amazed at what happened when Tuna, her 12 year old...

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Des and Stan 05.08.11 2:09pm
pinxit
Technology: Third of adults use smart phone, remainder still trying.

Tap for more. No, the phone, you fucking idiot...

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SingingHinny 04.08.11 8:07am
SingingHinny
My phone was hacked too, says a tearful and indignant Levi Bellfield 0
ronseal 04.08.11 7:40am
ronseal
Holiday firm goes bust

rather than take fat, ugly, northern family on one of their planes...

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greg various 04.08.11 6:09am
greg various
Man Accused Of Homophobia Insists He Meant It Positively

A Kent bar owner saw his establishment picketed by gay rights activists today after allegations emerged that he had called a same-sex couple holdings hands "cocksuckers". Bar owner Paul Offley...

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Textbook 04.08.11 4:12am
Textbook
Homosexual Offended By Homophobia

A homosexual man today said he was offended by homophobia. "When I see homophobia against homosexuals it offends me homosexually" said the homosexual...

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Textbook 04.08.11 10:52pm
JohnA
Jeremy Clark.

No more son...

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pinxit 03.08.11 9:47pm
pinxit
UK record cocaine haul, as Amy Winehouse's house cleared. 2
MADJEZ 03.08.11 9:44pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Ed Miliband escapes jail after leaving Balls and Cooper in 40°C campervan

Ed Miliband has admitted neglecting Ed Balls and his wife Yvette Cooper during their annual summer holiday in Carlisle after the two Labour politicians were left alone in the child-locked cab of a...

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OllieP 04.08.11 2:30pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
50% off for Heather Mills compensation after she demands an arm and a leg 0
charlies_hat 03.08.11 8:30pm
charlies_hat
Whitehouse seeks $14 trillion payout from NoTW for phone hacking 1
charlies_hat 03.08.11 9:48pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Sooty makes London 2012 discus team. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 03.08.11 8:13pm
dominic_mcg
Jeremy Clarkson. 10
Al OPecia 04.08.11 4:50pm
writinginbsl