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Defence deal: Britain to make running shoes and white flags for French forces. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

French to provide flick-knives and bangers in return. More soon...

Virgin Atlantic refuses to fly to Cloud Cuckoo land any more. 1
Ostsee 4 years
Students set to face £9000 fees before end of first term 0
Nobby Holder 4 years

Students throughout the UK may be forced to run up debts in access of £9000 if they are to maintain their bloated, uniquely privileged lifestyle reveals Frittercash, the Government agency set up to...

'Self-service' security checks to begin at UK airports 12
rickwestwell 4 years

In a 'big society'-style drive to eliminate unnecessary public spending on the security services, passengers flying out of UK airports are to be encouraged to perform security checks on themselves,...

Shock and anger as Fry becomes first man to care whether or not women like sex 1
Oxbridge 4 years
Wind farm becalmed as wind rustlers strike again. More soon. 6
deskpilot3 4 years
Open University to offer degree in Benefit claiming 0
Iamthestig 4 years

Students to be provided with up to £27k of support towards fees...

LHC experiment to reproduce Big Bang - 13 billion years after previous attempt 2
Sinnick 4 years

and they wonder what caused the original Big Bang...

Gordon Ramsay responds to burger-van franchise rumours 2
hero2zero 4 years
Sneak Preview of Child Friendly Version of 'Alien' starring Adam Ant 0
IABP 4 years

New university fees to be up to £27k or first born child 1
therustler 4 years

Lots more after three years...

Students! Worried about the cost of tuition? 1
Zadok the second 4 years

Why not apply for a Personal Degree Finance Plan? Fix your Monthly Payments! Then, at the end of three years, just hand back the degree and walk away! Nothing more to pay!...

Reruns of Colditz on yesteryear channel blamed for new spate of prison breakouts 5
Basil_B 4 years

Sky television were subject to unexpected criticism today as they've been blamed for inspriring a new spate of prison break outs around the country thanks to them re-running the award winning war...

Ricky Tomlinson Donates Arse to Charity 0
De-scribe 4 years

Actor Ricky Tomlinson has anonymously donated his famous catchphrase, "My Arse" to a children's charity in Liverpool. The Royle Family star declined to comment on the donation. However, the charity...

US Publicans call time on Democrats. 0
simonjmr 4 years

"If you're supping you're stopping, if you're talking you're walking" More soon...

Frog's legs too short. 1
Scroat 4 years

Plus à venir...

Darth Cheney and Emperor Bush had their differences when in office, 1
Erlang 4 years

memoir reveals...

Al-Qaida member arrested under anti-robbery laws 0
Andrew 4 years
Tea Party in lower house declared 'an illegal rave' claim democrats. 0
kpseymour 4 years
Glamorgan council ban vale 1
andhrimnir 4 years
British forces 'dismayed' to find out they are not partnering with French unions 0
therustler 4 years

More burning sheep soon...

UK sees US terror threat level of Magenta and raises them fuschia 1
andhrimnir 4 years
Snow on Poppy Newsflash: Unlikely Say Forecasters As It's Too Warm 0
IABP 4 years
BBC panellists ‘must represent diverse cross section of worthy causes' 1
Des Custard 4 years

After intense lobbying from charity pressure groups and a crisis of conscience within its Conscience Crisis Management Unit, the BBC has declared that as from today all presenters, guests and support...

Historic deal announced: French to provide catering for British fighting forces. 7
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Indian elephant smugglers caught trying to board jumbo jet. 0
allmyownstunts 4 years
Trafalgar Square to be renamed: 1
ramblesnake 4 years

Place De La Military Co-Operation In Order To Facilitate The Financial Savings Necessary To Maintain A Fighting Force Large Enough To Give The Illusion That All Vestiges Of The Glory Days Of Empire...

Farmer celebrates ploughing field without finding Saxon hoard 7
Steve Wilson 4 years

A Farmer in East Anglia is celebrating this morning after finally succeeding in ploughing a complete field without discovering any objects of archaeological significance what so ever., "We're always...

YouTube strike hits commuters as they won’t have anything to do at work 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Well known proverbs to be removed from Consumer Price Index 0
Erlang 4 years

A bird in the hand is no longer worth two in the bush as The Office of National Statistics are to remove popular proverbs from the CPI calculation. "Far too long the UK has clung onto popular, but...