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North Korea to deny it has a South 1
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

North Korea has announced plans to completely scrap any concept of having a South. The move is in retaliation for Seoul blaming Pyongyang for a submarine attack on one of its warships. United...

BA staff threaten walkout over plans to make them wear little caps with bells on 0
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

The Unite union claims that it has reached a deadlock with British Airways in its ongoing dispute over the treatment of cabin crews. The union says that after it forced through concessions from the...

Rhianna officially fed up with lack of space under her Umbrella 0
Svendo 3 years

R&B singer Rhianna last night told MTV that she is sick of always being crowded every time it rains...

Apple admits Flaw in iPad could make users explode with smugness overload 0
Svendo 3 years

Experts have confirmed the recent spate of deaths related to iPad users "exploding with Smugness". The iPad is said to affect the Medulla Smugmulata section of the brain and causes users to believe...

Shuttle astronaut worried he may have left loads of his stuff up there 0
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

Nick Adler, an astronaut onboard the Atlantis shuttle, which recently completed its final mission, has expressed concern that he may have unwittingly left loads of his stuff on the International...

Brian Haw sees property value of protest camp soar in past six months 0
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

New figures released today show that anti-war protester Brian Haw has seen the value of the land he occupies in Westminster rise by a staggering 64% since January this year. A spokesperson for the...

Lord Mandelson to leave Earth and return to his home planet 0
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

Lord Mandelson today announced his intention to leave planet Earth and return to his homeworld of Mongo, declaring, ‘my work here is done’. As a member of the House of Lords he is unable to face...

Brushing teeth 'cuts heart risk' 2
Mr Glover Lover 3 years

A new study has proven that brushing your teeth regularly drastically reduces your chances of suffering heart disease. The joint research between the General Medical Council and Mumsnet also shows...

Clean teeth 'indicator of clean mouth, decent hygiene' says revised study 1
QorbeQ 3 years

People who brush their teeth twice a day are much more likely to be concerned about other aspects of their general health and wellbeing, including hair tidiness and diet, say Scottish researchers....

Rottingdean woman cuts heart to avoid teeth brushing 3
PluckyMunky 3 years

(with a polite nod towards Mr Lover)...

Rohypnol is latest drug for 'must haves' say newspapers. 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Concern for Duchess of York after Prince Phillip accidentally calls her Diana. 0
wallster 3 years
Supporters critical of yellow stripes on new Tory kit 0
ianslat 3 years

Tory party leaders have today expressed their disappointment at the lukewarm response of their supporters to the party's new strip for 2010-2015 season. The new kit, which sees a departure from...

Get the best price for your German Chancellor at 1
Ludicity 3 years
Down Syndrome man wins Isle of Wight 'X Factor' 3
Jon Lever 3 years
Duchess of York sells grandmother 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Duchess of York charging £500,000 for access to Oprah 0
Ludicity 3 years
Gove says 'outstanding' governments to be externally assessed every five years 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Vatican proposes solution to Asian sub-continent condom dimensional dilemma. 0
Ostsee 3 years

Cut the end off, either before or after fitting...

BA in exploratory talks with man who crossed Channel strapped to helium balloons 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Thousands of children ‘coping well’ at news of Bank Holiday museum strike 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
BBC confirms the truth refused to appear with Alistair Campbell on Question Time 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
BP are crude bastards...says bird spokesman Einstein the parrot 1
Iamthestig 3 years

Ooze a pretty boy then!...

Downing Street approves new Question Time panelists > 0
Ludicity 3 years
Gordon Brown finally tops YouGov popularity ratings. 0
Stan Laurel 3 years domain name still unclaimed 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Man who at first thought he was a great Swiss linguist is now not Saussure. 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Teletext fined £2#5,55# by Ofcom for ####ing #####. More s##n. 1
deskpilot3 3 years
Pope Labels Atheism As A Weapon Of Mass Destruction 0
Ddigon o broblem 3 years

Catholic Mass under threat claims Vatican Supremo. Ddigon O Broblemau, Biscuit At Ten, Standing Outside Abergele Catholic Church...

Nominees for this years "Laziest Schedule" BAFTA are announced 4
Iamthestig 3 years

ITV for ITV 2, 3 and 4 - One is enough thanks! SKY for Sky 2 and 3 if I wanted to watch the same film at the same time every day for a week, I'd buy the F***ing DVD BBC 1 for showing the Graham...