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Starbucks introduces new Coffee flavoured Coffee 8
drstrangelug 4 years
Ringo collects special award for being “luckiest bastard in popular music”... 1
Doylem 4 years

According to the nomination, “He happened to be in the right place - Liverpool - at the right time - the Sixties - and had a drum kit. The rest is history”...

Face of Queen found on stamp: “It’s something to write home about”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Amanda Knox lawyers to seek a FoxyKnoxyNullification. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
The Queen Carries on With Royal Duties Despite Terrible Toothache 2
IABP 4 years

David Cameron cancels tickets for Snow White Panto for fear of reprisals. 3
Basil_B 4 years
Face of Jesus found on small wooden statuette 1
bonjonelson 4 years

Donna Scottie, a mother of five from Turkeyscratch, Arkansas was celebrating her good fortune yesterday after finding an image of Jesus Christ on a small wooden statuette she bought on vacation in...

Cameron to boost economy by making the cabinet work nights 0
Basil_B 4 years

Prime minister David Cameron made a surprising announcement today that himself and the rest of the cabinet members will find night jobs as a means to help prop up the nations flagging economy. ...

Presleyterians celebrate mass with cheeseburger sacrament... 0
Doylem 4 years
katie Vassel`s Grannie who starred in Freddie's Great British Granny Bang 0
arrghgarry 4 years

has challenged Wayne Rooney to make her wet ...

Black Friday to be called Colourless Friday, says No Longer Acceptable Society. 0
IABP 4 years
Face of Jesus found on Sudarium. 4
rikkor 4 years

(Look it up, Veronica.)...

Network Rail announces new high-speed fares 5
Fin Robertson 4 years

Network Rail, which owns all of Britain's rail infrastructure, has welcomed plans to accelerate rail fares to speeds equivalent to 600mph. Pat Butcher, Chief Executive of Network Rail, which has...

Taliban Taxis: ‘Going south of the river on a wing and a prayer'... 0
Doylem 4 years
Defence cuts latest - Trooping the Colour switching to black and white 0
riesler 4 years
Palin is a Moron, says Man who just pardoned a Turkey 2
Grover 4 years

President Barrack Obama took a moment out of his busy schedule today to dismiss his presumptive rival in the 2012 US General Election as "a grade-A moron", even though at the time he was bestowing an...

Pope warns Chinese over cheap knock-off Bishops. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Face Off found on Netflix 2
bonjonelson 4 years
Davros to no longer receive incapacity benefit 8
Fin Robertson 4 years

Davros, creator of the Daleks, has reacted angrily to news that he will no longer be eligible for incapacity benefit. Despite being confined to a wheelchair, having the use of only one hand and...

Taliban Taxis: ‘Airport shuttle service, one-way trips a speciality’... 0
Doylem 4 years
Face of Jesus found on Facebook 3
Rowly 4 years
Global Warming is no joke 9
Rowly 4 years

Global warming is no joke, All the storms and smog and smoke, The arguments are quite involved, But the problem could be solved, The answer came as inspiration, When thoughts were turned to...

Local man promises to treat wife this Christmas... 4
Dexter 4 years

"I've got some creosote in the shed", he said...

Opinions differ over royal wedding souvenirs: some say ‘rubbish’, others ‘tat’. 0
Doylem 4 years
Police net 400 benefit cheats in "Jeremy Kyle sting" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

400 people were arrested today as they queued outside a television centre where an episode of Jeremy Kyle's show "I cheat on benefits, so what?" was due to be aired. Little did they know that the...

Ofcom warns Vodaphone about “clear, unambiguous mobile phone tariff”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Tight-trousered "Strictly" contestant is no ballroom dancer 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Ballroom dancer told to stand on his own two feet 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Space in Swiss nuclear bunkers for rent. Remember, Palin could yet be elected. 2
Ostsee 4 years
Mystery illness causing grown men to scream "Oh For Fuck's Sake!" in the night 4
MC One R 4 years

Grown men were last night throwing furniture and screaming expletives that woke their entire neighbourhood. An expert said "This is a puzzle. It seems to occur in the middle of the night during...