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Man left in awe after converting 4095 into binary

more unremarkable yet awe-inspiring mathematical facts soon...

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kga6 15.11.11 5:03pm
Scroat
'Cruel Is Cool' says 70's comedy veteran

Speaking at the premier of his latest observational sit-com to be aired on BBC2 later this week, comedy veteran Dicky Jarvis told us why he thinks the timing is just right for a new cutting edge...

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Gerontius 15.11.11 4:59pm
dvo4fun
Somerset man finds dead bird in Tesco salad

"It totally put me off my Chicken Korma it was accompanying I'd made with Loyd Grossman korma sauce" said Steve Pilkington Steve Pilkington from Somerset, said his girlfriend was sick after the...

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simonjmr 15.11.11 4:39pm
simonjmr
Environmentalists hail Audi's new SUV with fuel-saving magnetic front bumpers

Campaigners for a reduction in CO2 emissions have warmly welcomed an eco-minded development from Audi. Their latest model, a 3.2 tonne, 6 metre-long SUV badged 'Q8', features an optional magnetic...

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Runestone Cowboy 15.11.11 3:55pm
writinginbsl
Simon Cowell concedes that the prefix "Fi" omitted from X factor titles 0
simonjmr 15.11.11 2:43pm
simonjmr
Faberge bacon found

It was a find that confused, then delighted Russian historians and students of decorative arts. A wavy strip of white gold, five centimetres long, artfully encrusted with garnets and rubies, with a...

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nickb 15.11.11 2:17pm
nickb
Iron Maiden stolen by scrap metal theives

Möre soon...

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bonjonelson 15.11.11 1:36pm
Sinnick
Critics slam Grossman cover of Lennon's 'Instant Korma's Gonna Get You' 0
Skylarking 15.11.11 1:08pm
Skylarking
Suspicion falls on record viewing figure for The Only Way is Dover

overheard: pliz, vich way to a slum...

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vertical 15.11.11 1:05pm
vertical
"Freddie Starr ate my Korma" says Lloyd Grossman. 0
pinxit 15.11.11 12:00pm
pinxit
Camel toe makes Freddie Starr vomit. "That's a first" say ex-wives. 0
pinxit 15.11.11 11:55am
pinxit
Flybe incident prompts Ryanair to charge supplement for full set of wheels 0
medici2471 15.11.11 11:10am
medici2471
Darth Vader hoping to add Nobel Peace prize to his recently awarded Oscar 0
simonjmr 15.11.11 11:02am
simonjmr
Aussie medics baffled by cause of Freddie Starr's illness 1
medici2471 15.11.11 10:19am
Rootin Tootin
Steven Segal to take over running of London Police

Responibilities for running an increasingly lawless capital are to be given to the smoothest man in Hollywood, it was annouced last night. His buttery smooth voice, A-List slicked hair, and martial...

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Shandy 15.11.11 9:32am
Shandy
Ground-to-air missiles on standby for London Olympics, but Trident misses out...

in ticket ballot...

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ianslat 15.11.11 9:13am
ianslat
Proposed "right to sack Chief Constables" supported by John Terry 0
dvo4fun 15.11.11 8:56am
dvo4fun
Missing star Neil Morrissey “is considerable danger to society”

The 55 year old Men Behaving Badly star, who has been on the run since Saturday, has been linked to the banned underground Real Ale organisation CAMRA. ...

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Newsquelch 15.11.11 8:52am
Newsquelch
Government to run out of ministers by November 2012

According to the office of national statistics, the government is using up ministers faster than they can be replaced and will run out before the end of 2012. "The rate of resignations is...

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apepper 15.11.11 8:20am
apepper
Concern that up to a third of prospective students too stupid to understand fees

November 14th was Student Finance Day, organised to help prospective university students understand the new fees system. Events took place up and down the country, after shocking survey results...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 15.11.11 7:17am
kga6
New Italian leader's penis promises restraint.

In a specially arranged press conference, the penis of newly appointed prime minister Mario Monti vowed not to emulate the excesses of its predecessor. It also refused to comment on any of the...

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nickb 15.11.11 6:01am
nickb
Reality Couple With Too Many Kids Expecting... Again

"Fucking is ace. We really enjoy it, and we want everyone to know that contraception is for idiots." They added, "Having a reasonable number of kids and being responsible about the earth's limited...

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moggies 15.11.11 4:05am
moggies
Torture Inquiry: 'We'll get the truth from witnesses by using "waterboarding"&#0 0
thackaray 14.11.11 11:36pm
thackaray
Woburn man to donate testicle to Nick Clegg. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 14.11.11 11:33pm
dvo4fun
Arab Drug Killer waved through Bristol Airport security with "Allo Moi Luvver" 0
Drylaw 14.11.11 10:38pm
Drylaw
Capello expecting Sweden to play with flat pack four 8
charlies_hat 14.11.11 10:10pm
CJWorkman
BP discover fifth pipeline leak 0
medici2471 14.11.11 10:03pm
medici2471
Police praise Chav-curfew as 'I'm a Celebrity..' returns. 0
MADJEZ 14.11.11 9:51pm
MADJEZ
Spanish giant killing sends town bonkers in Little England on the Handcart

Minnows Little England on the Handcart have gone football bonkers, after the local team pulled off a shock giant killing against might Spain from the premier league of world football. OK, our goal...

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ronseal 14.11.11 9:35pm
ronseal
Google to close whilst they 'search for answers' to soaring search times.

The Internet search giant Google have announced they are to close down all of their search operations, after it admitted search times had slowed over the last 5 years. The search times, which are...

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Perks 14.11.11 8:54pm