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Al Megrahi condition deteriorates, bookies give 5/1 to be top Newcastle scorer 1
virtuallywill 4 years

weak at the back...

Battle of Britain fly-past sponsored by BMW 4
ramblesnake 4 years
Winter fuel allowance to be frozen. Also pensioners. 13
rickwestwell 4 years
Large rat caught had been dining out on the contents of John Prescotts fridge 0
Basil_B 4 years

It was only just bigger than a mouse a week ago...

Man who vandalized Scotland Yard’s garden is charged with wasting police thyme 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...

British spin doctors develop new wonder drug cancer cure - Megrahi-Al 2
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Once again, Britain's spin doctors are the envy of the world., They've developed a new wonder drug, Megrahi-Al, which instantly cures cancer. It's already been tested on a member of the...

Winston Churchill sends 70th Anniversary message from the grave: 1
Sharpehunter 4 years

http://afteramerica.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/winston-churchill.jpg "Never before in the field of human conflict have so many given so much for such a bunch of utterly ungrateful wasters!" "To be...

Daily Smut - Mary, 5 A*levels and still can't get a place at university 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

The Daily Smut today meets up with Mary, a lovely young girl who has a wealth of academic achievement including 8 O levels and newly acquired 5 A Levels (all A*). Mary cannot understand why she still...

Wombats singer admits moving to New York 'did not solve sleep problems' 0
JayGee 4 years
Fuzz issues knickers advice to West Midlands police 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
People dependent on drugs and alcohol threatened by student funding cuts 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Ofcom to investigate claims that girls passing A levels are getting less pretty 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Wild Celebrations in Triploi "To mark 70th Anniversary of Battle of Britain" 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

says Libyan Leader and internationally renowned honest diplomat Colonel Gaddafi "These celebrations are to recognise the courage displayed by the brave heroes of the Battle of Britain and have...

Dairycrest to cash in on edible insect craze with new 'Utterly Butterfly' spread 0
dicky37 4 years

[More soon]...

Brian May forces Lady Gaga to re-name her new radio station 'Radio Lady' 0
dicky37 4 years

[That's all I got]...

Greek government in uproar over deception 1
one against the world 4 years

Athens officials were today in angry discussion with British museum staff after a low ranking Greek diplomat took delivery of what he thought were the Elgin marbles, they were in fact left over...

Former BP CEO authors memoir, "My Mumbo Jumbo" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
3M Post-It notes sponsor US Mid-East talks agenda 0
Trini 4 years
US Marine reports 'sense of quiet satisfaction' at a job well done in Iraq 0
la maga 4 years
Bono cock a hoop as his hat celebrates 50 per cent cut in carbon footprint 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Bono's hat only took two solo flights by private jet last year, down from four the previous 12 months, meaning that the world's leading global warming crusader has managed to surpass his headwear...

Tory's new slogan - "Downwards is the new social mobility" 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Vicious backlash during debate over new public urinal design 0
Trini 4 years
Final farewell balls up for shipyard leader Jimmy Reid! 3
Sharpehunter 4 years

Despite repeated attempts this afternoon Billy Connolly could not get the champagne bottle to smash when waving a final farewell to Jimmy Reid, feared scotch unionist and shipyard labour leader....

Swift result for police in identifying 'cold-case' railway death victim 0
pinxit 4 years

Lucan 'closet train-spotter' say police...

Court hears that faulty lie-detector gave suspect 'huge' electric shock 0
pinxit 4 years

'Guilty, as charged.' says judge...

Dog to sue little girl over damaged turd 5
finneyp 4 years

The owner of a lethal poo which may have permanently blinded a small child, is suing the 2 year old for criminal damages. Conrad, a 6 year old rottweiler from Kensington, claims that the faeces was...

Ad Feature - Stop Worrying - Monitor Your Heart 24/7 3
Sharpehunter 4 years

SHL Telemedicine has developed breath taking technology, won the applause of scientists globally and are tipped for the Nobel Prize for Science. We have brought to you the exclusive SHL 24/7 Heart...

The Insider's Tips - New Football Season - the complete lowdown 4
thisisall1word 4 years

Call me controversial but I think a team that a lot of so called commentators have written off this season will do better, if only slightly, than expected this season. It's impossible to say which...

Ticker Unsure About What to Say About This Article on Ticker. 1
ThisIsNotADrill 4 years
Mi5 deny that the 20 railway bodies were actually russian sleepers... 0
Sharpehunter 4 years