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QorbeQ 3 years

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Catholic Church bans 'Scouting for Boys' 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

Priests not allowed within 50 metres of a copy...

Calls for gay man to come out of the Cabinet 0
Ludicity 3 years
David Laws forced to go into bed and breakfast 2
Ludicity 3 years
Roll up! Roll up! 1
Doctor Moptop 3 years

Grumblers spent thousands of pounds on a Blackpool hoopla stall - aware the odds of winning anything worth more than 10p were 732,600,400 to one. Items from the stall were later seized and passed...

DNA analysis finds most African Americans are not brothers 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Maddoff to sue Greece over 'stolen Ponzi idea' 0
Lost4Words 3 years

Bernard Maddoff is filing a lawsuit against the State of Greece over their claimed theft of his 'patented' use of phoney iou notes in a wealth generating organisation built on debt alone, aka a Ponzi...

Pigeon held in India on suspicion of spying and Mutley finally gets a medal. 2
Ian Searle 3 years
Prescott - "Can I eat it?" 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Gulf oil leak is not the first time a spilt load has embarrassed a President. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Admitted a red faced Bill Clinton today., This comment brought an instant response from the current President Barak Obama who was quoted as saying ' At least I can honestly say that I did not have...

Lines of khaki-clad Algerians fail to fool Dunkirk anniversary ships 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

more by rail soon...

Prescott peerage - takes title Lord Jagga the Hut 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Fishy Business As Clegg Is Caught Downloading Images Of Prawn 0
Ddigon o broblem 3 years

Eccentric Lib Dem Leader Nick Clegg is still to comment after sources revealed a routine maintenance check of his PC found over 3,000 downloaded images of seafood from the internet. Cleggs favourite...

Following success of iPad, Apple launch invisible new iClothes for Emperor Jobs 1
fernandomando 3 years
Floella Benjamin to enter House of Lords through the round window 0
Ludicity 3 years
Suspected cannibal serial killer said to be "Hungry for Freedom" 0
FreeToThink 3 years

Alleged serial killer Stephen Griffiths who was today remanded in custody over the murders of three prostitutes from Bradford is already dying to be released. Stephen Griffiths, 40, was represented...

Redhill woman loses legs in shopping mall 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

'I just don't know where I left them', said Maggie Plumb, 42 year old housewife from Merstham. 'I suppose it is just one of those things.'...

Pensioner Claims To Be Cross Stitch Cannibal 0
Doctor Moptop 3 years

A 76 year old pensioner has claimed to be the 'Cross Stitch Cannibal'. Appearing in Bradford Magistrates' Court on charges of affray, Mrs Agnes Stamps shouted abuse at court officials, witnesses, and...

BP engineers gather ideas to plug oil spill by renting Jacque Cousteau films 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Modern Bible Launched: the iBelieve 1
allmyownstunts 3 years

more soon, God willing...

John Prescott to be made into a pier. 0
andhrimnir 3 years

Despite a potential danger to shipping, John Prescott will be floated later this week to be used as a pier in the Humber estuary...

Cones Hotline reopens 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Donkeys complain that 'normal condoms are too small' 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

The London Rubber Co is to market a new, metre long condom, aimed at the donkey market. 'Market testing has indicated that fish flavoured donkey condoms are particularly popular', said the Condom...

Apple get's it's own back with the new i4Ni 0
kingrobbo 3 years
Cake makers applaud Apple's new iSing. 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Catholic Priest's karaoke rendition of "Playing with the Boys" ill advised 0
simonjmr 3 years

Father Cormac O'Brien's (43) caused uproar last night at the St Mary RC School annual PTA Karoke night with an ill advise rendition of the 1980' Kenny Loggins Top Gun soundtrack song. More soon...

Apple ask Foxconn to manufacture new product .. the iJump 0
kingrobbo 3 years
Apple unveils latest offering, the iCandy 0
dan_waterworth 3 years
Microsoft launch browser update "Steptoe" 2
simonjmr 3 years

Microsoft today announced that June's critical update for the Internet Explorer software will deploy project Stepoe. The recent releases of Microsoft windows software have included "In private...

iPad NOT a failure.... yet 0
dan_waterworth 3 years