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Top Gear Offical Apology After Off Air Comments Ruled Deeply Unoffensive 3
thisisall1word 4 years

Top Gear have apologised in a written statement signed by all three presenters and producers after recieviong record number of complaints from viewers who heard supposed 'off air' comments made...

Jeremy Clarkson's Nobel Peace Prize win "justly deserved" 1
bonjonelson 4 years

It is not often that the people of this country can look up to one of it's subjects with such pride as they do now to a truly Great Briton - Jeremy Clarkson, TV presenter, free thinker and winner of...

John Terry to change name to Juan Torres for added mystique and pay rise 1
simonjmr 4 years
Meek 'not really sure what to do next' after finally inheriting the Earth 15
Oxbridge 4 years

Nearly two thousand years after it was originally prophesied during the Sermon on the Mount, it has now been officially confirmed that the Meek have inherited the Earth. Speculation has now been...

Rupert Murdoch accuses BBC of hacking phones. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

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"I'll do anything" format used as BBC Oliver becomes Director of Govt Comms 0
simonjmr 4 years
Nintendo launch games console for the listless : The Ennui 2
simonjmr 4 years
Procrastinators society meeting postponed 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Report from Cairo: Mubarak loses his Sunni disposition. 0
rikkor 4 years
BDSM school of motoring whip learners in to shape 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Leather driving gloves optional...

Scoring goals: “It’s what strikers do”, acknowledges spud-faced striker... 0
Doylem 4 years

“As a striker, you’re paid to score goals”, said Wayne Rooney, in an unguarded moment, as he played with his thumbs. “Scoring goals is what a striker is paid to do. You’re not really happy...

"Moses" Cameron charges £300 per flight from egypt 0
Rowly 4 years

At least they are coming straight back to the "Promised Land", they could be wandering around for 40 years though, waiting for the promises to be fulfilled...

Pharaoh Mubarak wont stand down till his Tomb is built 0
Rowly 4 years
New ‘Kindling’ ebook reader lets customers download books and burn them... 7
Doylem 4 years

At the launch of the Kindling, Jeff Bezos said: “Book-burning is a fine and honourable tradition that’s largely gone out of fashion since the end of the Third Reich, and we think its time has...

MoD scraps Nimrods by mistake 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

'I was asked what we should do about Nimrods,' explained the head of the MoD, Clive Blithering-Foole. 'I was fed up with being asked about them, so I said "No more Nimrods crap!" Unfortunately I was...

Celebs who haven't been in the news for years claim their phones were tapped 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Loads of celebs that everyone thought were dead have suddenly claimed their phones were tapped., 'My phone was definitely tapped says fantastically amusing legendary comic Jim Davidson who is...

Nick Clegg denies he finishes work at 3 pm. 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

'That's rubbish!' he said. 'It's 12 o'clock max - 11 if I can get away with it. Half the time I dont bother coming in at all - I just give Vince some barmy idea and let him take the flak so no-one...

George Alagiah to be new Egyptian president 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

'He's the perfect candidate,' said a representative of the demonstrators. He's got an Egyptian-sounding name, and he's the only one here knows what's going on.'...

CoE launches fully Papalless online service 0
simonjmr 4 years
Eric Pickles sees own shadow, forecasts harsh winter of further spending cuts 0
simonjmr 4 years
Clegg aims to "end the stigma" of being a Lib Dem 1
OllieP 4 years

Nick Clegg today announced the removal of legislation barring those with Liberal Democrat leanings from being MPs, telling Radio 5 Live it was an "old fashioned approach". "Today we're announcing...

Egypt Internet Closure Shows Twitter 'Not Necessary' For Revolution. 3
Dun Dunkin 4 years

When Egypt closed down the internet denying access to Twitter and Facebook they may have thought their job was done. Yet new media pundits were amazed to see people still protesting. Their world view...

‘Britain’s got Tarrant’: “not a new programme, just an observation”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Government accused of “not seeing the wood for the trees”... 0
Doylem 4 years
New events for UK Olympics 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

His Royal Majesty, Lord Sebastian Coe of Money-making, today announced some new events for next year's UK Olympic games., 'We've thought of some new things to give us a chance of getting some...

Burger bars to be fined if customers don't put on weight 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

The Minister for Health, the late Cyril Smith, has announced draconian fines for burger outlets whose customers don't put on weight as a result of their consumption., 'Let's face it,' he said...

Australia prays for 1 day cyclone test 0
AndyOverhead 4 years

Australia is hoping that the Cyclone soon to tour their sodding, oops, I mean sodden, country will not be a long one., "Having studied our recent form when visited by such storms, we think the best...

Courses in Rioting to be Introduced in UK Universities 0
maxshreck 4 years

Following some of the shoddy and poorly orchestrated demonstrations that took place in the capital late last year, the Government are proposing to introduce a range of new academic courses, such as...

Sarah Palin demands removal of Mubarak Obama 3
Des Custard 4 years

Sarah Palin has pledged the support of the Republicans for the millions of protesters demanding the removal of President Mubarak Obama. In a statement on YouTube she revealed that, in a break with...

Sleaze back as Clegg accused of knocking one off at 3pm each day 0
charlies_hat 4 years