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"Ultimate price worth paying", says record exec. 3
Doylem 4 years

With a new Michael Jackson record appearing in December, and sales of his music so bouyant, will other underperforming acts take note? Robbie Williams, for one, might be glad to accept the...

Fears that Catholics may be radicalised by 5/11 effigy burning 1
simonjmr 4 years
Teenagers are nocturnal creatures scientists claim. 0
roybland 4 years

‘Teens are essentially nocturnal animals,’ says Professor Bud Johnson of Alabama University’s Zoological Department. ‘Our studies show that the almost comatose state of teens during daylight...

BBC Strike channel launched 3
Zadok the second 4 years
Abu Hamza granted passport as long as he can sign it using his right hand 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Google UK call in engineers to investigate 0
Erlang 4 years

The sudden dramatic drop in search traffic from vicinity of Shepards Bush...

"Hello, I'm Ainsley Harriott. Welcome to the New Series of Ready, Steady.... 0
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. Fuck!"...

BBC to save money by showing blokes watching programmes instead of programmes 0
ianslat 4 years

BBC Director General Mark Thompson today announced that the BBC’s financial troubles could soon be behind them if a radical new approach to programming is implemented. ‘We’ve noticed how...

Meanwhile, aboard the Anglo-French submarine HMS Grenouille... 14
Des Custard 4 years

Lieutenants Nelson and Villeneuve are on watch… Villeneuve: Pourquoi parlons nous like this?, Nelson: Parce que l’alternative to speaking Franglais is to go all Allo Allo and do zer comic...

1862 Patent Expires for Welsh Condom, lower intestinal tract of sheep was used. 2
Rowly 4 years

In 1863, the french refined the idea by removing the intestinal tract from the sheep first...

Phiona Bruce and Hugh Edwards branded as scabs for offering to read the news 5
Basil_B 4 years

on the pavement outside BBC Studios in Shepherds Bush...

Firework factory in Nottingham prepares for tomorrows surprise arson attack 0
Basil_B 4 years

Not even Auto Insurance Phoenix Arizona would accept this claim...

Coca-Cola to launch steak & lobster flavoured energy drink 0
SteveCut 4 years
Abu Hamza Let Off the Hook 0
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BBC Strike bites: Even the website is having to run news from World War I 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

IOW residents pleased to be kept up to date...

Global Warming Denial a hoax admit climate scientists 4
lostcosmonauts 4 years

A coalition of climate scientists admitted today that opposition to anthropogenic climate change was actually an elaborate ruse designed to prolong funding into climate science. “We discovered...

BBC Strike Latest: "Most Haunted" to be Made by Skeleton Crew 0
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Total news vacuum as BBC strike means no ‘Strictly’ or ‘Apprentice’ updates 4
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Qantas investigations reveal that superglue is no substitute for steel rivets 4
Basil_B 4 years
Poppy Patrols Mounted Across the UK 7
De-scribe 4 years

Controversial government Poppy Patrols have taken to the UK’s streets today ahead of next week’s Remembrance Day celebrations. The armed, Jack-booted, swastika-wearing volunteers will ensure that...

3 disgruntled Radio 2 listeners switch to Radio 6. 1
Ostsee 4 years
Guy Fawkes calls off plot after agreeing to meet independent review panel 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
NASA to launch The Stig into space today 1
Sinnick 4 years

War Blind donate proceeds from Poppy Day to striking journalists at BBC. 1
arflaethel 4 years

“I say, nearly one days' Preening Allowance”...

BBC 5Live broadcasts needing assistance from life support system. 0
Stan 4 years
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IABP 4 years

BBC news Ticker Bar...

Harry Pitta and the deadly haloumi mockbuster launched on DVD 0
simonjmr 4 years

The latest installment in the long running mockbuster Harry Pitta series is launched this week. Following the adventures of a junior Kebabologist. Pitta must battle the evil Lord Volauvent and bring...

Daily Express to investigate breach of editorial protocol 4
MC One R 4 years

The Daily Express is holding an internal witch-hunt to ascertain why Princess Diana has not been on the front page every day in recent months. "It's only been 13 years" said a spokesperson, "there...

BBC News strike 0
simonjmr 4 years

No more soon...

There's Still Time To Get Your Pets Put Down Before Bonfire Night say RSPCA 3
IABP 4 years