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University lecturers strike: no-one notices 2
John Wiltshire 4 years

University lecturers went on strike today over their pay and pensions. However, as no students ever turn up to their lectures, no-one noticed., A spokesman for the lecturers, Dr Brian Beard,...

Hackney documentary provides ethnic balance to Midsummer Murders - BBC claim 0
Poecheng 4 years

More (dead) soon...

Line manager slams Ghandi as 'too passive-aggressive'. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Little Bo Peep loses sheep, insurance fraud suspected 4
Oxbridge 4 years
Sexual preference chemical found by scientists revealed to be Amyl Nitrate 2
charlies_hat 4 years
Haemophiliacs among those worst affected by recent cut backs. 4
Qoxiivi 4 years

To replace the 'anemics' one - curse my poor knowledge of bleeding medical disorders...

Female Typhoon pilot tearfully denies all knowledge of dent in wing... 13
be reasonable 4 years

"someone must have bumped it when it was parked outside the hangar" she said...

Will and Kate 'totally different from Charles and Diana' 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

All newspapers today printed the same story about Wills and Kate being completely different from the ill-fated Charles and Diana., Harry Crumb, who has followed the royal family for over 40 years,...

Much rejoycing across nation as petrol price reduced by 0.74% 7
bonjonelson 4 years

more soon? Unlikely...

Error in Liz Taylors obituary claims she played 53 test matches for England. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Apparently ex cricketer Fred Titmus was married seven times, twice to Richard Burton...

Libyan rebels thank Sarkozy for UN help by awarding him fez wearer of the year 0
Basil_B 4 years
Geoff Boycott tells Liz Taylor 'pull yourself together' 0
ianslat 4 years

[url=]Geoffrey Boycott Counselling Service[/url]...

Popularity of Prophet Mohammed on the Decrease; Explained by 'Lack of Exposure' 2
nilbymouse 4 years

Is this a self fulfilling prophecy?...

Vicious display of pleasantness fuels One Show presenters’ bitter rivalry 4
Des and Stan 4 years

A war of words broke out on the nation’s TV screens last night when, in an astonishing outburst, the One Show's Matt Baker was heard to say 'Good Evening' to fellow presenter Alex Jones. Hardly...

Osbourne sets out to defend his budget by using a flat back four and a sweeper 0
Basil_B 4 years
Rioting reported in takeaways as China's comments on No-Fry zone misunderstood 26
A Crooked MP 4 years
Police arrest Mr Nobody on suspicion of committing 13.4m offences 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Athena tennis poster woman says she only got the job as Che Guevara was dead 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Full face transplant for UK man 3
Sinnick 4 years

Before and after

Osbourne snapped at pool side wearing Budget smugglers 0
simonjmr 4 years
British Film Institute Finds Missing 'Elizabeth Taylor - 0
4 years

The Carry On Years'...

Today's banned letter on NewsBiscuit is the letter * 3
greg various 4 years

Sorry, I can't tell you, it's been banned...

Queues reported at filling stations as idiots try to beat 6pm deadline 5
Tammy Flugh 4 years
The Seven Year Itch ‘just a patch of dry skin’ say doctors 1
jp1885 4 years
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malgor 4 years
Recipe of the day 12
riesler 4 years

Expensive but stylishly presented apple-based dessert. The i-Pud...

Successful production of ready battered cod acclaimed by fish farmers. 4
Des and Stan 4 years

Fish Farming Week, essential reading for the aquaculturist, has been reporting on new trends in the industry aimed at reducing preparation time and cost for both the fish farmer and the consumer. The...

Police probe Titmus/Taylor suicide pact 2
rickwestwell 4 years
Elizabeth taylor gone for a Burton 3
Zen 4 years
Fashion PCSOs given 'hideous' uniforms 0
Ado 4 years