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Cash-strapped Greeks consider bid from British Museum for rest of The Acropolis 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Mourinho asks to be referred to now as 'The Essential One' 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Prince Philip tells Obama he looks like he got caught in the ash cloud after all 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Courts asked to gag a little birdie 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Summer 2011 to feature highlights of summer 2010 2
button 4 years

Thanks to mother nature and old man time’s proposed strike action, mankind can look forward to reliving the highs and lows of summer 2010 starting with the volcanic ash cloud. Still to come:...

Morphine for terminally ill targetted for NHS cuts 0
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 4 years

A right wing think tank with close links to the Prime Minister caused a storm today with their radical proposals for NHS cost savings. The most controversial of these is reducing the amount of...

New British film about press freedom: Saving Ryan's Privates 0
ronseal 4 years
George Davis was 'not convicted on the correct evidence' howl celebrity backers 1
ronseal 4 years

A celebrated bank robber was cock a hoop last night, after being completely exonerated for all those times he stuck guns in people's faces, when it emerged that the police might have got some...

Liverpool apologises for Ringo Starr. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Local woman weds local jerk 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Mark Zuckerberg unfriends himself on Facebook 0
mongeese 4 years

Mark Zuckerberg, founder of the well known website [i]Facebook[/i], last night unfriended himself on the online social networking site after watching [i]The Social Network[/i] movie about himself and...

Lisa Stansfield finds missing offspring. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
British Humanist Association filed super injunction on Jesus 0
4ty2 4 years

Considering the poosibility that he might have had an affair with a women and recent attempts by a GP to talk to his patiens about Jesus in an attempt to offer hlistic medicin have lead the humanist...

UK Internet and legal system crash under surfeit of Ryan Gags 0
pinxit 4 years
whoops 0
button 4 years

Mrs Miggins, I posted that twice...

Record UK borrowing finally maxes out Cameron's gold card... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Government to introduce charges for Free Schools.... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

You read it here first...

Cameron could re-launch the Big Society "in 45 seconds". 0
deskpilot3 4 years

Oh. That's not right. I meant "every 45 seconds"...

Norfolk goes bonkers for new 'hide the carrot' craze, the Vegazzle 0
ronseal 4 years
Prince Philip heard saying "Mr Cosby your youth serum treatment is working well" 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Nato to deploy volcanoes in Libya to enforce no fly zone 3
simonjmr 4 years
John Hemming brutally beaten by gang of MPs as "Snitches get stitches" 3
button 4 years
Ryanair Owner Michael O’Leary Denies the Existence of “Mythical Iceland” 0
Deimos 4 years

The traditionally outspoken Michael O’Leary, owner of Ryanair, has today spoken out angrily about further cancellations of his airlines’ flights. Ina television interview he explained “we went...

Obama orders drone strike on Dublin after Jedward "welcome" 2
TerribleTim 4 years
Volcano disruption to news broadcasts expected to be much lower this time round 1
Neil Palfreyman 4 years

Last year’s Icelandic volcano eruption resulted in long term and wide spread disruption to broadcasts and reporting across Europe as presenters struggled to cope with the news. According to...

Strauss-Kahn blames drunken sailor as Seaman Staines discovered on hotel carpet 4
pere floza 4 years

with apologies to Captain Pugwash...

Interpol reveals Alex Ferguson and Muammar Gaddafi are one and the same 0
Mr Payne 4 years

Well, have you ever seen them both in the same room at the same time? If I disappear tomorrow, you'll know what's happened to me...

South West Trains impose Clapham Superinjunction. 0
MC One R 4 years
Fat Controller to be armed 2
rickwestwell 4 years

Following the news that armed teams of British Transport Police will shortly begin patrolling Britain's trains, the railway of Thomas the Tank Engine has announced that the Fat Controller will also...

You've Been Framed production company to fight blooper-injunction. 0
MC One R 4 years