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Noisy anti-closure protests force libraries to close 2
nickb 19.10.11 8:18am
writinginbsl
Man without correct version of Flash Player 'unrepentant'

A man who cannot play media because he does not have the correct version of Flash Player, says he's unrepentant and has no plans to download the correct version. 'I'm just not bothered,' said...

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roybland 19.10.11 8:17am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Too many health warnings may be bad for you say experts

Doctors have warned that an extended exposure to health warnings may be detrimental to your health and are calling for a ceiling on the number of medical scare stories to a maximum of 5 per week....

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Stan 19.10.11 8:11am
writinginbsl
Basildon council claims Dale Farm residents have lost the plot 8
charlies_hat 19.10.11 8:07am
writinginbsl
Sports news: British Olympic Carpet-Hurlers banned...

for taking performance-enhancing rugs...

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be reasonable 19.10.11 8:04am
spoole2112
Defence Minister "didn't understand the sewerritty of the problem," MPs told 0
Scroat 19.10.11 7:37am
Scroat
Daily Mail survey shows average reader's main thought is 'aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhh' 1
Perks 19.10.11 7:27am
gaijintendo
Facebook assembles customer focus group from nation's most notorious stalkers 3
Dumbnews 19.10.11 7:20am
gaijintendo
99.9% of North Face apparel owners will never see North side of any Face

Every Tom, Dick and Harry has one in the US, same in rest of world??...

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Dumbnews 19.10.11 7:12am
dvo4fun
Dale Farm eviction peaceful as police deploy a crowd, a geordi,and Davina McCall 0
Perks 19.10.11 7:02am
Perks
75% of BBC 2 Content Now Features Neil Oliver 9
GreenCross 19.10.11 6:32am
Ostsee
Amnesty probes British public school "mortar boarding"

Human rights watchdogs have been investigating punishments at well known British public schools and have highlighted "Mortar Boarding" - where teachers dressed from the 1930s intimidate children...

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apepper 19.10.11 6:26am
apepper
New Olympic sport to be considered, "Hurling insults" 0
Dumbnews 19.10.11 2:32am
Dumbnews
Most on public transit are wondering what others are wondering about 0
Dumbnews 19.10.11 2:29am
Dumbnews
Government to replace 'obese' with 'fan of lard'

The government today announced that the focus in recent years on the word ‘obesity’ was an unwarranted indulgence and that people should not be consumed with political correctness, but be...

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fernandomando 18.10.11 10:48pm
rikkor
Stone Roses announce 'sell-out' tour

[Totally sold out, Man]...

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dicky37 18.10.11 9:10pm
dicky37
"I'm skint and so are the others" confirms Ian Brown 2
GreenCross 18.10.11 9:02pm
rickwestwell
Destitute herbalist 'living on borrowed thyme'... - 2

more sage puns soon...

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be reasonable 18.10.11 9:00pm
Ironduke
Poverty-stricken Man in Court: Attempted to eat Currie 0
Drylaw 18.10.11 7:47pm
Drylaw
'Houses of Punishment', the new reality show where no-one wants to be a finalist

A new reality show, Houses of Punishment, is set to sweep the nation as a triumphant ratings winner. With its launch set to coincide with Bonfire Night, it draws inspiration variously from...

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Ironduke 18.10.11 7:26pm
Ironduke
Shoplifter 'blurred the boundaries' between what was and what wasn't Tescos . 4
dvo4fun 18.10.11 7:08pm
nickb
Cameron announces economy to be boosted by prisoner trades

David Cameron has published tentative drafts detailing the prices that the Government would be willing to accept for releasing prisoners held in the UK. This news comes after Israeli soldier Gilad...

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kga6 18.10.11 6:54pm
kga6
Dr. Fox: "Werrity didn't assist me with medical diagnoses. Except tricky stuff" 0
dvo4fun 18.10.11 6:38pm
dvo4fun
Fox 'blurred the boundaries' between what he could & couldn't get away with

(Possibly no) more soon...

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dvo4fun 18.10.11 6:20pm
dvo4fun
Mugger 'blurred the boundaries' between his fist and the victim's face 0
dvo4fun 18.10.11 6:18pm
dvo4fun
Ian Brown confirms that he will be part of the STEPS reunion tour 0
charlies_hat 18.10.11 4:24pm
charlies_hat
Energy Companies Help Fight Rising Bills with Logo- Bearing Pullovers 0
Doug Sourboyes 18.10.11 4:21pm
Doug Sourboyes
Paul Simon to tour Graceland in it's entirety, should take no more than 5 hours

Graceland Tour guides confirm. More soon...

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simonjmr 18.10.11 2:49pm
simonjmr
Wrigleys celebrates 100 years of ruining people's trousers

Plans are afoot to create the largest build up of chewing gum under a bus seat to commemorate the occasion. More soon...

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simonjmr 18.10.11 2:28pm
Perks
5.2% inflation 'an amateurish effort' claims Sir Geoffrey Howe 1
GreenCross 18.10.11 2:15pm
Ironduke