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Micheal Johnson beaten by schoolgirl at Olympic Stadium.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

Police say they have no intention of pressing charges against the schoolgirl who must remain anonymous because of her age (although her identity is available on Wikileaks) and say there is absolutely...

Dignitas the Swiss euthanasia clinic punk’d by Highlander Connor McCloud 0
BlackAndroid 3 years
BP to emerge smaller and wiser as they appoint Ronnie Corbett as new CEO... 0
Sharpehunter 3 years
England hopeful of cycling gold as riders given a head start at the velodrome 0
andhrimnir 3 years
BP appoints Bo Diddley new CEO re-releases his "Bo Diddley's Beach Party" album. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
The World Professional Billiards & Snooker Association launches Ashes tournament 1
Sharpehunter 3 years

and come to bowls with the England and Wales Cricket Board. Wilf Searle, President of the WBSA announced to much furore that they would be launching a new tournament called the Ashes to celebrate...

Olympic committee release artists impression of how stadium will look in 2013. 2
MADJEZ 3 years

How the stadium will look AFTER the Olympics. http://english.people.com.cn/200702/13/images/0212_C52.jpg In line with the multi-use brief it will end up as car parking, housing and shops...

Jimmy White says Higgins was responsible for taking snooker to a new dimension 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

many wish he had taken cricket with him too....

US case against Wikileaks "watertight". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
US issues international arrest warrant for Scottish Executive 1
Ostsee 3 years
There are 136 communists on the board of BP, says Senator Gobsmacked (R-Okinawa) 0
Ostsee 3 years

and 328 gays...

Katie Price to concentrate on writing; letter 'R' improving already 2
Oxbridge 3 years
Wikileaks Military Whistleblower Name Leaked to Wikileaks 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Axe murderer gets life - joins salsa class, makes new friends, much happier now 6
Golgo13 3 years
Have you been immured at work and it wasn't your fault? 3
Zadok the second 3 years

If so, email us at caskofamontillado.com, and we'll sort out compensation for your relatives...

Hans Blix finds 'no evidence' of Iraq Inquiry 2
Ludicity 3 years

Former UN Weapons Inspector Dr Hans Blix says that following a visit to the UK he has found ‘no evidence’ that Britain is harbouring an inquiry into the Iraq War. ‘I have searched the length...

McDonalds to sell burgers upside down 0
jp1885 3 years

Fast food giant McDonalds has stolen a march on it's competitors today by announcing that it is improving 'the burger dining experience' by selling it's products upside down. The move, scheduled to...

'Paris does smell of dog shit' agrees Mayor, 'but it is French dog shit' 3
Griffin 3 years
Katie Price to retire from her 5 day singing career and concentrate 0
arrghgarry 3 years

on her writing career her ghost writer Rebecca is going to be busy. http://www.handbag.com/celebrity/Katie-Price-to-concentrate-on-writing/v1...

Man jailed over £250m Ritz Fraud – it was actually a Jacobs in disguise… 0
ironbridgeboy 3 years

More crackers later...

'10,000 Americans killed each year driving cars running on BP gas' says Senator 2
Ostsee 3 years
Derek Acorah's autobiography to be written by ghost writer. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Charles Dickens...

White House call in Wikiplumber 1
Ludicity 3 years
David Cameron addresses Turkey > 2
Ludicity 3 years
talliban issue fatua on singlemuslim.com 0
4ty2 3 years

Taliban annoyed over showing muslim girls without burka on advert banner and failing to show the Taliban some of the Taliban heroes left behind on earth feeling so lonely...

Obama blames BP for pentagon leak 0
4ty2 3 years

US senators want to grill Texas beef and the whole of the British Parlieament about Pentagon leak which the see as a clear attempt of BP to retaliate for its poor golf performance...

Greengrocer propose's to Lynne Trus's 6
Nick McCarr 3 years
Facebook outsourcing reviewing of inappropriate content to the Taliban 3
Dumbnews 3 years
Dangermouse sidekick Penfold cleared of being 'mole' 3
Erlang 3 years
After record loss, BP appoint Nick Leeson to turn fortunes around. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

'We needed someone with experience of dealing with staggering losses and PR disasters' said an insider. More soon...