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Picture highlights of Eurovision 2010 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Scotlands largest Hindu temple is deep fried 0
virtuallywill 3 years

mare later...

'Joan of Arc was a virgin', claims Daily Mail. 'We did France a favour' 1
Ostsee 3 years

To all French NewsBiscuitiers - Happy Joan of Arc Day!...

Canadian general 'definitely not gay' says NATO spokeswoman. 0
Ostsee 3 years

. but we cannot be sure of the Americans nowadays...

Multi-millionaire Cambridge economics graduate and cabinet minister resigns 1
antharrison 3 years

But still £900 a month was worth it to prove I'm not gay, which by-the-way I am, and everyone knew I was. Pancake...

Tory MP comes out as straight 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

(With a nod to Mr Kitson)...

Gay MP comes out as Lib Dem 0
euankitson 3 years
Staffs. woman, 98, Oxford's oldest graduate 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

Ivy Crampington began her studies in 1948. Miss Crampington said: 'I'm over the moon and looking forward to a career as a vet, once I have done the training...

Dear Newsbiscuit - Agony Aunts/Uncles needed 10
Doctor Moptop 3 years

I do not share a social life with my partner. We have separate bank accounts. Occasionally, after a few sherries on a Friday, we have a quick fumble on the stairs, but I certainly do not consider it...

German trash Europeans 2
Camp Freddy 3 years

Germany has once again left the rest of Europe in ruins following a crushing victory over its neighbours late last night., Resistance was to prove futile., One by one the opposition fell to a...

Revamped Concorde to take off from Paris: landing site not yet certain 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
iNob Frenzy: First Apple fans get their hands on their iNobs 1
afternoonslow 3 years

Television presenter and avid Tweeter Stephen Fry was one of the lucky ones., As he came out with his purchase he said: 'Just to feel this is fantastic. It is a phenomenal nob. There's never been...

Resurgence in doorstep milk deliveries thanks to UK armed forces 4
QorbeQ 3 years

The British military are finally making inroads at reducing the number of improvised explosive devices found in Afghanistan after the implementation of 'Project Pinta'. The home-made bombs are...

'Lightbulb moment' as BP try pumping out oil instead of pumping in golf balls 0
QorbeQ 3 years
BP set to plug leak with oil well platform, refinery 0
QorbeQ 3 years

And I think I'll stop taking the piss out of them now...

BP take advice from B&Q staff on 'bit of a leak problem' 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Top kill fails, 'always sounded like a bloody stupid idea anyway' say public 0
QorbeQ 3 years
BP to try PTFE tape on leak after hunting aimlessly for stopcock under sink 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Failing to brush your teeth 2 or 3 times a day will kill you say Colgate 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Facebook privacy changes keeps your hopes for political office untarnished 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Two artic bears suffering from Bipolar Disorder 0
antharrison 3 years
Jedward blame typo for their appearance at Dunkirk 'little ships' reunion. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Diff'rent Strokes star collapses as he finds what Willis was talkin' about. 3
MADJEZ 3 years
Hollywood faces apocalypse as Coleman's haemorrhage overshadows Hopper's tumour 1
QorbeQ 3 years

RIP to a great actor (Dennis Hopper I mean)...

Coleman suffers huge hemorrhoids after years of sitting down as sports presenter 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Iceland threatens 'cuddly' Eurovision singer with volcano-plug role if she loses 0
QorbeQ 3 years

More political incorrectness soon...

Nation marks anniversary of day when it was decided to mark anniversaries 0
Greenianman 3 years

Flowers have been laid and candles lit on the pavement outside Broadcasting House today to mark the solemn moment when, on this day 30 years ago, senior broadcasters first mapped out the schedule for...

Officials seize 26000 euros in bra.. 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

It's the closest Fergie has ever come to looking like a million dollars...

Minister for Sleaze delighted with Laws case 3
PluckyMunky 3 years

Sir Huw Cockworthy, the New Minister of Sleaze said, this morning: 'I am so pleased that the first incident of sleaze has come so close to the start of the new parliament. It is particularly...

'Shared bank-balances' to become yardstick for 'relationships. 4
PluckyMunky 3 years

Vince Cable to table a new Bill...