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Monkees to provide security and song for Commonwealth Games.. 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Loser Quits. 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Today a loser said he was going to quit. "I've thought about it for a while now. Quitting looks the best option for me", he said...

Charity shop tat slick threatening Cornish coastline 0
Oxbridge 4 years

The pristine coast of North Cornwall, home to some of Britain's most beautiful scenery, faces a new menace tonight after at least 500,000 barrels of utter crap from charity shops leaked from an...

Punch Up In Pub After Ape 'Slur' 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

A fight broke out after one man kept insisting to another that somewhere in his family history there were monkeys. After yelling 'No one calls me a ffing monkey' he lept up onto the bar and began...

Intelligence agencies uncovers Salvation Army plot to "reconstruct" Pakistan 0
thackaray 4 years

Intelligence agencies uncovers militant Salvation Army plot to "reconstruct" Pakistan Western Intelligence agencies have warned the public about an impending plot by the Salvation Army, to sow...

R4 Listeners stunned as Montague tells Ed Miliband 'Blow your nose man!' 11
pinxit 4 years

Or is it just me?...

Studies reveal planet of the apes nearer to happening than we think. 6
Basil_B 4 years

Findings made by an institute set up for studying primates based in Nigeria show that chimpanzee's will buck the trend of evolution and will overtake mankind as the most intelligent form of life on...

Ed Milliband resigns after Kinnock endorsement. 1
the coarse whisperer 4 years

"It was like being visited by the Ghost of Christmas Future", said leader...

Justin Beaver denys his range of lookalike dolls for teenage girls 6
arrghgarry 4 years

will have vibrating heads...

Israel and Palestine 'on same side' over disputed Moebius Strip 6
dicky37 4 years

[More soon]...

Clearasil chairman arrested in spot-fixing investigation 1
rickwestwell 4 years
D.M forced from front bench by Twitter… 0
mshumphreycushion 4 years

David Miliband is expected to announce later today that he will not stand for Shadow Cabinet under his brother Ed’s Leadership. What he will not tell you is the real story behind his decision....

Scritti Polittical MilliBand Reform ... Policies 2
mugwump 4 years

Album to follow with tour, supporting Tutti Frutti Camerooni...

Red Lead 0
euanc 4 years

New red leader for old style socialist party. North Korea ready for next generation - more soon...

'Back to normal for Labour,' says Lord Kinnock 0
Zadok the second 4 years

Kinnock has hailed Ed Miliband's "magnificent" first speech as Labour leader, telling activists: "It's just like the good old days." The former Labour leader said Mr Miliband would bring back the...

Entire Star Wars saga to be converted into heroin, George Lucas announces 0
rickwestwell 4 years

Director George Lucas has reacted swiftly to news that the global recession may not last as long as feared, by announcing a new release of the Star Wars saga in time to suck up the small amount of...

Spot fixing latest - Whistle Blower Blows Whistle 0
DPGumby 4 years

In another hidden camera sting set to rock football to its very core, World Cup final referee Howard Webb has been caught on camera admitting how spot fixing is rife amongst the refereeing fraternity...

Lord Prescott 'envious' over Ed Miliband's claim to 'get it' all the time 0
pinxit 4 years
Mice issue warning over bread-making equipment 0
Zadok the second 4 years

The Mouse Workplace Safety Commission today issued an urgent warning over the dangers of unregulated scurrying near human bread-makers. The warning follows a call from a senior mouse demanding that...

'Labours Next Top Leader' clanger, as wrong contestant named winner. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Ed Milliband only told after giving acceptance speech. More Soon...

Gary Glitter heads for N Korea following news that grooming popular with leader 0
ianslat 4 years
North & South Korea On Brink of War, Over What Lyrics Kim Wilde Sung 1
mugwump 4 years
Harriet Harman confused about which Miliband was elected 2
Sinnick 4 years

She woke up when Ed Miliband stopped speaking and started to applaud spontaneously. However, when David Miliband sitting next to her reminded her that it was Ed rather than himself on stage, she...

David Miliband Tells Harriet “Its all our fault!” 1
hero2zero 4 years

A lip-reader at the Labour Party conference claimed that he had “Read” David telling Harriet how it all went wrong, “It was just the same with Ant & Dec, nobody knew which was which, I...

Michael Jackson video game released... 1
be reasonable 4 years

not suitable to play with children...

Open University cracks down on plagiarism... 3
be reasonable 4 years

"we've been copying a real university for years", said a spokesman...

New Blackberry phone model to incorporate on/off switch 3
bonjonelson 4 years

For the first time in its 14 year history, Research in Motion's Blackberry mobile phone handset is going to come fitted with a function allowing the device to be turned off. "To be honest, this was...

International Jewish Conspiracy plots next steps in wrecking Mel Gibson's career 6
Oxbridge 4 years

Senior Jewish conspirators from across the globe are convening at a secret location in Los Angeles this week to further their ongoing schemes. High on the agenda, second only to the continued...

Arsenal 3 - Partizan Belgrade 1 1
Mafaking Carwongo 4 years

Gunners beat the 10 man Serbian Partisans 3 - 1. 'I only wish we'd sent them out there during the Kosovo crisis.' Said a miltary spokesman, and football fan...

Graceland gardeners find Elvis still breathing 1
Sinnick 4 years