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Millionaire Jimi Heselden demonstrates death is segue to another life 0
Erlang 4 years
Robert Mugabe or e ba gum to his yorkshire freinds 9
arrghgarry 4 years

was spotted in the lipstick department of a new York store it seems he was attempting to destroy Obamas myth about pigs and lipstick...

Peter749400 4 years The Labour Party will not lurch to the left under Ed Miliband's leadership, the newly elected Leader of the Opposition insisted...

"Can you stop sending me the aid now, please!" Begs man called Christian 0
Iamthestig 4 years
David Miliband changes name to Dick Clegg and becomes a Liberal.. 0
Iamthestig 4 years

New Leadership challenge soon...

French Connection recall all clothing it's ever sold due to major spelling error 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Cash-strapped drivers lambast fatties over spare-tyre monopoly. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Lady gaga denies the meat she wore on her body the other week 0
arrghgarry 4 years

was her grandads liver ...

Widespread Panic as PCs Develop Resistance to “Turning It Off and On Again” 2
Ablative Fabsolute 4 years

Office workers experienced anger, consternation and panic yesterday as computers up and down the country did not respond to the popular troubleshooting technique ‘turning it off and on again’. ...

Ed Miliband: ‘I am not my brother’s keeper’ 2
ChrisHarrison 4 years

Ed Miliband’s refusal to play in goal for his elder brother David’s five-a-side football team is the latest sign that the relationship between the two is growing increasingly tense. Since...

David Milliband "today I start to enjoy my Conference pear" 0
simonjmr 4 years
Constipated woman has out of body experience ,then wipes her bum 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Computer generates 1,234,567,431,333,222 name for a hairdressing salon 1
roybland 4 years

The 1,234,567,431,333,222 name for a hairdressing salon has been discovered by a group of computers working together over six months. ‘It brings to an end decades of speculation over whether there...

Chuckleband Brothers 'To me, to you' routine has unexpected twist 0
pinxit 4 years
David Milliband announces he will spend time concentrating on contemporary dance 0
simonjmr 4 years
'Five News' Granted Special Religious Status 0
Passepartout 4 years

Five News has been granted special religious status, the Department for Culture, Media and Sport has confirmed. Five's press spokesman Andy Thin expressed the UK TV channel's delight at the decision...

Treasure Trove Didn't Change People's Thinking About The Middle Ages 0
IABP 4 years

A recent treasure trove haul found in a field in kent was expected to completely change people's thinking about the Middle Ages but it didn't. It had no real affect on people's thinking at all. Most...

'Zany' Miliband set for 'traditional' post-political route into stand-up comedy 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Ed Milliband 'the new Pope': satirists 0
jp1885 4 years
Milliband joins Liberals. Not sure which. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Milliband to heal rifts, Labour, world. 0
Lightbringer 4 years

make it a better placefor you and for meand the entire human race...

Legal row over who can use 'God' 0
thesheriff 4 years

The Catholic Church has launched a class action suit against more than 100 religions, sects, denominations and cults to prevent them using 'God' to describe their products and services. It says the...

Irish racism upgraded to 'casual' in line with terror threat 0
jp1885 4 years
Local hairdresser expelled from trade association after 'Monday opening' scandal 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Scientists inadvertently dub migraine sufferers 'mutants' 0
QorbeQ 4 years

Recommend bed rest and plenty of analeugenics...

Mother claims last remaining tubular plastic drinking aid is 'the final straw' 0
JayGee 4 years
Ryanair charge extra for passengers wearing frills 3
Sinnick 4 years
Hogwarts School of Wizardy and Witchcraft fails OFSTEAD inspection 0
Oh Danny Boy 4 years

Moving staircases, man eating plants and Richard Harris as the headmaster cited as key reasons...

"Take me to your leader" says alien 0
Scroat 4 years

Petrol pump still not talking, as it has its finger in its ear...

Miliband licks Abbot Balls and Burnham 0
Nobby Holder 4 years