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Responsible hotel towel use "has solved world climate crisis" say experts.

It is a familiar message that has paid off, according to a joint conference of climatologists and laundry-scientists held in Philadelphia last week.  "Do not request fresh towels unless it is...

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nickb 14.01.12 10:38pm
nickb
millions wiped off of tesco share prices

well, I thought it was funny...

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arthurminnit 14.01.12 8:39pm
Mafaking Carwongo
Cornwall Goes Decimal. 9
sredni vashta 14.01.12 6:35pm
godly1966
Werewolf conjugated to create waswolf, amwolf, and arewolf 13
Smart Alex 14.01.12 5:43pm
arthurminnit
Ratings agency downgraded to Standard and Piss Poor's

A spokesperson for the high profile agency today said,"This whole thing is just a knee-jerk reaction to a scandalous rumour put about by Portugal, Greece and France that we're not up to the job....

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simplysimon 14.01.12 3:22pm
simplysimon
Government urges parents to be more violent with children

Parents are to be encouraged to smack their objectionable offspring more often and with greater force, the government announced today. In plans to make life a little more bearable for the general...

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Shandy 14.01.12 3:03pm
dvo4fun
"Piracy" Student goes to Somalia for work experience

More follows...

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apepper 14.01.12 1:23pm
apepper
Military Despot Memorabilia sale now on, look out for “Fuhrer Reductions” 0
Ian Searle 14.01.12 1:20pm
Ian Searle
Cameron A Dead Cert For 'Most Cheesed Off PM' Award....

.."Sorry, Dave, a post-Olympic general election isn't on the cards, 'cos Clegg-iron says so."...

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Jesse Bigg 14.01.12 11:51am
Jesse Bigg
Brass monkeys oppose Ball's freeze 0
JETFAB 14.01.12 11:46am
JETFAB
Woman with french breast implants loses double D status 0
Skylarking 14.01.12 11:06am
Skylarking
Martin Luther King memorial inscription to be changed.

It turns out he never said, "Hehe, it's turned out nice again." a Whitehouse spokesman conceded. This latest embarrassment comes only weeks after the Obama administration had to pay a team of...

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dominic_mcg 14.01.12 10:30am
dominic_mcg
Education minister says improved English standards in schools is epic win 1
Nick McCarr 14.01.12 9:40am
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Report highlights rabbits still suffering in UK battery farms 1
Duncan Biscuit 14.01.12 9:36am
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Battery hens downgraded from AAA. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 14.01.12 9:31am
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France Downgraded from "Irritating Country" to "Shit" 1
Mathna 14.01.12 9:23am
Ostsee
Berlusconi does it again

A company spokesperson for Costa Cruises, the owner of the cruise liner that floundered off the Italian coast last night, has denied that Silvio Berlusconi was piloting the ship when it ran aground.,...

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Somerville 14.01.12 9:18am
Somerville
Easyjet amends booking charge, subject to their booking charge amendment fee 2
charlies_hat 14.01.12 9:12am
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Physicist in Schrodinger Tradegy when colleague opened front door. More soon. 4
Al OPecia 14.01.12 9:11am
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Greek government caught tunnelling to Germany 0
Sinnick 14.01.12 9:09am
Sinnick
B&Q announce dividend warning

Flagging sales in Patios...

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tedweasel 14.01.12 6:35am
tedweasel
Child Jacknifes on A23 - upsetting scenes

London to Gatwick or Brighton travelers are being urged to re-plan or procastinate a little before beginning their journeys and allow extra time. Surrey Police confirm that a nine year old child...

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Newsquelch 14.01.12 12:33am
Newsquelch
Prompt action by US Marines saves burning Afghans. 3
John Ffitch-Rucker 14.01.12 12:04am
Shandy
White pedigree cats "evil" image blamed on Bond movies, claim cat breeders 9
bonjonelson 13.01.12 11:54pm
Major Clanger
Dermatologist faces change

Or should it be 'Dermatologist changes face'?...

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kimllfixit 13.01.12 10:51pm
FlashArry
French Historians Agree That Quasimodo.......

..was bent...

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Jesse Bigg 13.01.12 9:23pm
Jesse Bigg
SAA+rkozy suffers election setback 0
kga6 13.01.12 8:49pm
kga6
People with tatoos in foreign dialects to be forced to learn the language

People who get fashionable body art in a foreign language are going to be forced to become 'at least conversational' in their chosen dialect according to new government proposals aimed at tackling...

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Shandy 13.01.12 7:53pm
Perks
Physicists hail zombie cats as solution to Schrodinger paradox. 0
the coarse whisperer 13.01.12 7:23pm
the coarse whisperer
Scot's Devo-max a whinge-whinge situation. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 13.01.12 7:20pm
Al OPecia