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Wife objects to spending Christmas with dead mother-in-law

Cathy Gates, a 38-year old part-time housewife from Barnstaple called in Devon and Cornwall Constabulary after her husband Norman brought his dead mother home for Christmas, for the second...

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Darkbill 2.0 22.12.12 9:06am
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Banker learns everything would be better if he’d never been born

Former Investment Banker, Frank Bailey, was shocked to discover that life for everyone would be much, much better if he had simply never been born. The strange tale is told in Bailey’s new book...

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Darkbill 2.0 22.12.12 8:34am
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Three Wise Men Inc. may be forced to pay tax on business in Israel

Revelations that the Three Wise Men in Bethlehem, who have brought expensive presents to the baby Jesus and his parents, have paid tax amounting to only three shekels in the past twenty years have...

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Woundedpride 22.12.12 7:39am
Woundedpride
Fred Talbot's ex pupils report showers with a warm front in lower regions 4
charlies_hat 22.12.12 6:26am
Perks
‘Not!’ say Mayans

Mayans who predicted the end of the world yesterday have admitted that they were just ‘fucking with our shit’ for a laugh. There have been earnest predictions by people who claim to understand...

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DustyBinLaden 22.12.12 4:41am
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Electrician, Baker and comedian share a Current Pun.

It's gonna be a long night...

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Perks 22.12.12 12:13am
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Thatcher has growth removed; Scargill leaves flat 1
Sinnick 21.12.12 10:50pm
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Queen: We will, We will rock you 0
Bourbon 21.12.12 10:39pm
Bourbon
Winston Churchill: We will fight them on the beaches 0
Bourbon 21.12.12 10:38pm
Bourbon
Neil Armstrong: This is one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind

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Bourbon 21.12.12 10:36pm
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Obamacare offers free penis enlargements to NRA members in bid to cut gun crime.

The scheme - which enjoys a surprising level of support of from replicans that had hitherto opposed both gun control and health reform - specifically seeks to help those American citizens that...

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Jammydodgers 21.12.12 10:03pm
Jammydodgers
NRA: Sandy Hook massacre proves we need more weapons 4
custard cream 21.12.12 9:22pm
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Ronaldo explains why he won't be celebrating if he scores against Man Utd.

Real Madrid's Christiano Ronaldo was delighted to learn his side had been drawn to play his old club, Manchester United in the knock-out stage of The Champions League. The pair of European...

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ipodium 21.12.12 9:06pm
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End of the World Prediction Prediction

According to scholars who have studied a recently discovered ancient Nusbiconian calendar, the Nusbiconians predicted that all End-of-the-World predictions would cease on 1st January 2013. Swarms of...

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Titus 21.12.12 8:51pm
Titus
Expelled ANCYL President Julius Malema to Head ZanuPF Election Directorate

Expelled ANC Youth League (ANYCL) president Julius Malema has been invited to join ZANU PF youth league in Zimbabwe if ANC decide that they they do not want him back. He will, join forces with...

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21.12.12 8:43pm
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Mayan calendar error 'not the end of the world' claims Indian chief 0
custard cream 21.12.12 8:18pm
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After end of the world, Luton still looks exactly the same 2
Smart Alex 21.12.12 8:16pm
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Pope 'not amused' by this year's IKEA Christmas card vouchers

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/IKEAXMASCARD.jpg...

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pinxit 21.12.12 6:25pm
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Car insurance vigilantes on collision course with EU ruling

In the face of new European rules on car insurance which come into force today, provoking many hardened liberals to reconsider their loathing of Nigel Farrage, ordinary motorists are now vowing to...

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Squudge 21.12.12 6:22pm
Squudge
Government gets tough with threat to threaten to threaten banks. 1
Boutros 21.12.12 5:50pm
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Heinz and Evian hail their 'Mayan Calandar' marketing campaign as best ever 4
charlies_hat 21.12.12 5:45pm
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Advert: This year's must-have Christmas gift for home and garden – the Plebgate

Stuck for present ideas for your nearest and dearest this year? Are your friends and family worried about the unfortunate mingling of nobility and vulgar people on their garden path due to...

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Long Distance Clara 21.12.12 5:32pm
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Santa refuses to deliver to those who 'breach new terms and conditions'

Millions of children worldwide have been left disappointed this Christmas after Santa refused to deliver their presents because of a 'breach of terms and conditions'. The legally binding terms and...

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Perks 21.12.12 5:29pm
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Jolly white-bearded fat bloke sparks riot at Dyslexic Devil Worshipper's Party

get thee behind me Santa...

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brownpaperreporter 21.12.12 4:29pm
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Newsbiscuit’s Christmas Gift Emporium

[i]Thought we could compile a list of essential seasonal gifts for a possible Left Alert. Feel free to lay down further items at the foot of the Christmas Tree of hope.[/i] 1. Planning an austerity...

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Stan 21.12.12 3:59pm
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Stones still drawing crowds.

They may be the oldest group still standing in the UK, but Salisbury’s Static Stones have proven they can still draw the crowds with a performance that ‘moved the Earth’ for fans at their...

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malgor 21.12.12 3:36pm
malgor
Organ matching website found not to be a dating site

More prosecutions later...

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virtuallywill 21.12.12 3:02pm
virtuallywill
Network Rail appogise for the delay in the appocalypse due to an eletrical fault 2
Scronnyglonkle 21.12.12 2:37pm
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Mayan spokesman says "We meant 2012 by the Islamic Calendar" 0
Scronnyglonkle 21.12.12 2:21pm
Scronnyglonkle
MatureDatingUK's new marketing director changes name to WhoresOnline

- or am I the only one to get these ads ?...

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Sinnick 21.12.12 2:00pm
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