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Daily Mail confused as both house prices and immigration fall in North Korea 0
Ian Searle 03.04.13 11:02pm
Ian Searle
Daily Mail says April Fools Day pranks "not as good as they used to be".

Other than the cover price of 60p, obviously...

deskpilot3 03.04.13 10:56pm
New telescope identifies Frankie Boyle script as a source of Dark Matter. 0
deskpilot3 03.04.13 10:53pm
Merkel imposes lederhosen bailout condition on failing economies

Germany's Chancellor Angela Merkel will demand that in future countries like Cyprus that need Germany's financial help must agree to wear lederhosen as evidence of their resolve to reform their...

roybland 03.04.13 10:18pm
'I am a racist, not a fascist,' confirms John Terry 3
Hooch 03.04.13 10:07pm
Mick to play Hyde (and seek) wiv Keith In London Park 2
irreverendJ 03.04.13 10:06pm
Former Conservative ministers release charity rap album

The album entitled, Tory Grand D's features many household ministers of the 80's & 90's adopting the famous rappers personnas as well as doing cover versions of classic rap and hiphop songs, in...

Scronnyglonkle 03.04.13 10:00pm
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Uproar as Di Canio orders round of up of Geordies 0
custard cream 03.04.13 9:51pm
custard cream
£53 to live on a week? Iain Duncan Smith diary of so-called hardship - Day 2

[url=]previously[/url] on Iain Duncan Smith's week of living on £53.. Elizabeth gone off to her sisters for the week, which was a shame as had not...

thisisall1word 03.04.13 9:48pm
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Mick Philpott’s day goes from bad to worse as bedroom tax hits home.

sorry i cant stop my self...

godly1966 03.04.13 9:33pm
Football club accepts challenge to sell tickets at less than £53, fails. 0
Hooch 03.04.13 9:02pm
John Terry challenges Christiano Ronaldo to live on £125k a week 0
Terry 03.04.13 8:33pm
Iain Duncan Smith asks his wife to live on £53 a week for him. 0
Ian Searle 03.04.13 7:49pm
Ian Searle
Iraq war veteran sued the MOD for tripping over a Kurd

Wayne Smith of the Royal Anglian Regiment confirmed today that he received a substantial payment for tripping over a dead Kurdish civilian during the Iraq war. He told reporters that, ‘It was after...

Actual Size 03.04.13 7:37pm
Actual Size
Mancunions celebrate as Liverpool jailed for life 0
Scronnyglonkle 03.04.13 7:24pm
Fascists deny football manager right to personal political opinions 3
Terry 03.04.13 7:10pm
Jeremy Hunt
Joss Stone plotters jailed for being incompetent. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 03.04.13 7:06pm
Al OPecia
Iain Duncan Smith to live on £53 a week, "from numerous taxable serfs"

The Work and Pensions Secretary, Iain Duncan Smith, has clarified comments which sparked a political row this week about whether or not he could survive on £53 a week. Speaking to assembled...

Ablative Fabsolute 03.04.13 6:19pm
Ablative Fabsolute
Lee Nelson given ASBO for being Bent on pitch 0
victimms 03.04.13 6:18pm
New World flagelation record will take some beating 0
brownpaperreporter 03.04.13 5:26pm
Mick Philpott signed up for new Channel 5 home improvment show

Channel 5 announced the launch of a new home improvement show hosted by Mick Philpott. Filmed from HMP Nottingham the show is guaranteed to run for at least 5 maybe even 10 years. Creative director...

theinvisiblecitychannels 03.04.13 5:00pm
David Cameron ‘is black’ shock

Prime Minister David Cameron his discovered that, like a Dagenham blonde, he has black roots. Appearing on the hit BBC TV show ‘Who Do You Think You Are’ Cameron’s lineage has been traced back...

Thewoodenleg 03.04.13 4:39pm
Di Canio declared 'thousand year manager' 1
Squudge 03.04.13 4:25pm
ADHD upsurge reported amongst US journaloh look, a squirrel

More so-wow look at that car...

SuburbanDad 03.04.13 3:19pm
‘Antichrist’ Johnny Rotten to be ‘new Pope’

Former Sex Pistols leader singer John Lydon has joined the Catholic Church and refuses to discount the possibility of ‘being Pope one day.’ Lydon, 57, said he was moved to join the Catholic faith...

Thewoodenleg 03.04.13 3:17pm
Blushing Bull Embarrassed by Accidental Rampage Through Chinese Restaurant.

At first, restaurant owner, Wong Lee wrongly accused the bull of being drunk. "No but it's an easy mistake-a to make-a" said the now very red bull in an oddly Italian accent, for some reason....

BewsNiscuit 03.04.13 3:11pm
Mick Philpott optimistic: "I've been promised plenty of action on D Wing"

more later...

dvo4fun 03.04.13 2:15pm
David Bowie to Enter Politics

Semi-retired popstar David Bowie announced yesterday that he would be entering the world of British politics. ‘I’ll be launching the Alien Party,’ he said through his official website,...

Thewoodenleg 03.04.13 1:58pm
Di Canio abolishes zonal Marxing 0
charlies_hat 03.04.13 1:47pm
Bull to sue china shop owner for injury sustained during rampage 5
Ian Searle 03.04.13 1:31pm