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Tourists amazed after schizophrenic topiarist goes berserk with shears 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

To the amazement of tourists in London's notorious Trafalgar Square all plans and aspirations for fun and amusement were brought to a shocking halt today. A well known shizophrenic topiarist went...

Lebanese & Israeli Soldiers Exchange Fire Along Border : Minor Burns Suffered 0
mugwump 3 years
Boris Johnson missing for last 24 hours in Trafalgar Square maze 0
JayGee 3 years
Belfast to build another airport so they can call it Hurricane Higgins 0
Ostsee 3 years
Oxfordshire switches off speed camera flashes in major sting operation 0
William Brakspear 3 years

Police in Oxfordshire yesterday announced they would be turning off all speed cameras as part of cost saving measures across the county. However, leaked documents reveal that only the flashes are...

In bid to quell Pakistan anger, Prince Philip to be sent to India 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Cameron blames Pakistan for Cumbrian hosepipe ban. 0
SingingHinny 3 years

More tact soon...

Outrage from Pakistan Ambassador due to protests.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

The Pakistani Ambassador to London has responded with absolute outrage following demonstrations in London, Manchester and Wythenshawe. Demonstrators arranged mass street protests, burned effigies of...

Hed had enough, 0
biggles 3 years

it was time to fight back he thought as he looked down the length of his duvet at them,every morning it was the same,he wake up and theyd be there,and they were getting braver by the day.They...

Mel Gibson slates Charlie Sheen for ‘inferior’ remake 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
The Devil launches man-hunt after Raoul Moat disappears after his funeral 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Jason Manford chosen to lead 2 minutes’ silence at Help for Heroes concert 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
"Deepwater more destructive than Deep Throat" say experts. 0
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

More on this lively debate in the afternoon edition...

Oil spill the worst leak since Watergate, say US officials 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Charlie Sheen, punch, kicks and gives a shiner in sheconds 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Super Mario wins ISS emergency callout contract. 0
Erlang 3 years

Popular plumbing brothers Mario and Luigi won the contract despite stiff competition from the previous contract holder. In a complex payment schedule said to involve cash, stars and vitamins NASA...

Northern Ireland gets emergency aid to cope with aftermath of Hurricane Higgins 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Northern Rock to Reinvent Itself and Build Submarines 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'We found we had a talent for creating things that sink like a stone' said a spokesman...

The majority of Americans fail President Obamas' test 0
Erlang 3 years

It seems most Americans make at least one mistake. Despite being repeatedly warned by the President in his speeches the phrase "make no mistake" is not improving the infallibility of the average...

Moat was the nightclub doorman community's Princess Diana 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
H.M The queen denies that a grainy photo showing her holding something 0
arrghgarry 3 years

when confronting Michael Fagan in her bedroom,he simply knew my family background and it was nothing other then him giving me a Weiswurst sausage ,if only Phillip had been so thoughtful...

Milk from cloned cows to be sold with the title "I can believe its cows milk !" 2
mrlemoncurry 3 years

more to follow...

NASA Confirms Faulty Ammonia Pump Warranty Expired July 28th 0
mugwump 4 years
Aids virus used to treat common cold 0
BlackAndroid 4 years
New BP CEO to fix oil spill with stronger buzzwords and corporate jargon 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Shock as new idea finds no objections from anyone. 0
mrlemoncurry 4 years

The world was in stunned silence this week when an idea was unveiled that noone could object to. Political and religious groups were struggling to find the negative in this new concept which came...

Shock discovery as milk from cloned cows is the same colour as normal cow milk 0
Basil_B 4 years

Protesters against the production of cloned foods were today confounded by the discovery that milk from a cloned cow is in fact the same colour as milk from a normal cow. ' How are we supposed to...

UAE censorship only targeted at smartphones named after fruits 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Alex Higgins laid to rest ,right on cue. 2
arrghgarry 4 years
Mike from cloned cow says " I cannot beleive I`m not the only one" 0
arrghgarry 4 years

maybe theres more...