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Newsbiscuit contributor accused of cluster-bombing 3
beau-jolly 4 years

Bloody quiet day on the High Street!...

Footballer admits sacking his reflexologist was a knee jerk reaction 4
Pinhead 4 years

don't worry, no more soon; that was rubbish...

Enjoy nothing more than a DVD and a bottle of wine 0
Pinhead 4 years

That could be why you're single then...

Australian scientists uncover centuries-old map blunder 2
anthoad 4 years

A team of scientists from the University of Queensland in Australia has made the startling discovery that almost all of the world’s maps have been read upside-down for centuries, prompting...

UK retail sales rebound 0.2%, statistical margin of error 0.2% 3
virtuallywill 4 years

It is newshonest....

News sources today are simply too unreliable says bloke down the pub 1
Screenie 4 years
Kate to marry in a burqa 4
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 4 years

In a move aimed at appeasing Muslim groups planning to demonstrate outside Westminster Abbey on the day of her wedding, Kate Middleton has revealed that she will ditch a traditional wedding dress in...

Man's ailment mysteriously goes away after physician discusses treatment costs 2
Dumbnews 4 years
Dadist's Army refuses to fight. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

"they don't like a prawn with a violin, Captain Mainwaring" shouted Corporal Jones...

PM "uneasy" about use of the subjunctive. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Cameron feeling moody. Just for you Rikkor...

Bertie Wooster to lead UK "Drone's Club" Mission in Libya. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Emma Watson fails daily mail celebrity test 0
4ty2 4 years

The mail complaint about her inability to make headlines for her 21st birthday. After all, the papers depend on celebrities making a fool of themselves to sell papers that have otherwise nothing to...

Diana's ring too big for prepaid envelope, complains Kate. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Rooney offers to help cruise casualty 0
Sinnick 4 years
William concerned as James Hewitt and Will Carling buy houses in north Wales. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Super-Injunction protects the identity of ****** *******. More soon... 0
404 Not Found 4 years
Marouane Chamakh happy with terms in new contract. 0
Paddster98 4 years

Marouane Chamakh has finally put pen to paper on a brand new 5 year deal. At the press conference held at Arsenal Football Club Chamakh informed the watching fans and world wide supporters that, " It...

Government issues smug alert as UK enjoys unseasonal weather 0
beau-jolly 4 years
Remains of chariot blocking one-way street confirms Stone Age ‘sat-nav’ theory 6
jp1885 4 years

Controversial claims made by a historian that prehistoric man navigated his way across England using a crude version of sat nav based on stone circle markers, have seemingly been validated by the...

Libyan rebels 'seize border post' 0
virtuallywill 4 years This One...

Clark Kent granted super injunction to protect identity 0
beau-jolly 4 years
James Corden given gagging order: 'Say something funny, or else!' 0
John Wiltshire 4 years
iPad data inadvertently reveals Jobs' secret, underground lair 0
4 years
Shakespeare wins Best Old Media Content Writer at the Digital Media Awards 0
ronseal 4 years

William Shakespeare has been recognised for his content writing skills by a prestigious panel of new media gurus. "He may have lived in the past, but that guy sure knew how to write engaging...

Bank holiday weather: “It'll probably rain”, says Eeyore 0
beau-jolly 4 years

BBC Scrap plan for David Gray chat show over fear that he would babble on... 1
Screenie 4 years

'Why, whywhywhywhy, why, why?' said a fan...

Super-injunction protects identity of teenage boy's imaginary girlfriend. 0
4 years

No more soon...

Owners admit Hinckley Point’s ‘emergency shut-down system’ is the Severn Bore 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
iPhone owner finds hidden location data "depressing" 1
Andrew 4 years

Security experts revealed recently that Apple's latest iPhone software stores a log of all locations detected by the unit's GPS feature. This data, though not sent to Apple, can be accessed by...

Leaky boat manufacturer bailed out by river bank 0
beau-jolly 4 years