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Woman said to have done the same job for sixty years never actually had a job

Claims that a Windsor woman has done the same job for sixty years have been challenged on the grounds that she has never had a job. Employment lawyer Adam Simons said that shaking hands with people...

roybland 02.02.12 12:07pm
Olympic opening ceremony to include ritual stripping of Ovett's OBE, urges Coe 2
pere floza 02.02.12 12:06pm
Diane Abbott to replace John Terry as England captain

The Football Association has finally bowed to pressure and removed John Terry from the role of captain of the England football team, replacing him with Labour MP Diane Abbott. Mrs Abbott is expected...

Long Distance Clara 02.02.12 12:02pm
Long Distance Clara
Science decoder of 'internal voices' lands man in legal trouble

A 21 year old Cambridge student, who volunteered for scientific research, has found that he has lost several friends, and is even facing criminal charges of sexual harassment. Researchers at have...

simonjmr 02.02.12 11:03am
"Too Much Sex On The Telly, Luv...."

"Let's do it on the radio for a change, eh?"...

Jesse Bigg 02.02.12 10:59am
Sky Sports to launch new 4D service called ‘actually going to the match’

Sky TV bosses have today launched a new sports coverage service called ‘actually going to the match’. ‘Actually going to the match is raising the bar of realistic viewing experiences’...

ianslat 02.02.12 10:56am
Insurance brokers forced to call in pest control after meercat infestation 2
jp1885 02.02.12 10:44am
Polo club aims for wider audience by allowing pantomime horses

Royal Leamington Spa Polo Club is attempting to bring the sport of polo, traditionally an upper class activity, to a wider section of society by allowing players to compete on pantomime horses....

Vertically Challenged Giant 02.02.12 10:39am
Manufacturer of pirate goods develops the iPatch 2
Smart Alex 02.02.12 10:30am
Credible Witness Solves Alien Abduction Mystery

Retired RAF Wing Commander Richard Thomas (DFC and Bar) claims to have solved the mystery of why so many people claim to have been abducted by Aliens. “The Aliens are in it for the Tesco Clubcard...

The All New Jeni B 02.02.12 10:12am
Wales caught by Japanese Fishermen whilst trying to leave UK, 0
RJWinter 02.02.12 9:28am
Radical move sweeps through Honours System

"We've responded quickly to something that has obviously concerned British voters, sorry, people for some considerable time," said PM David Cameron speaking outside no 10 last night after MPs and...

Drylaw 02.02.12 9:18am
Beckham: "my days of posing naked are over”.

Thank fuck for that, says David...

John Ffitch-Rucker 02.02.12 8:44am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Saudia Arabia extends Sharia law to those caught stealing hotel toiletries 0
Dumbnews 02.02.12 4:25am
Mugabe meets with Blunt and Ceaucescu relatives to demand knightood restorations

Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe has flown to Europe to meet with relatives of the late Anthony Blunt and Nicolae Ceaucescu. It is understood that all parties are concerned for their reputations...

DorsetBoy 02.02.12 3:41am
Fred Goodwin to have knighthood removed in embarrassing public ceremony.

It has been disclosed that, mere hours after the news of having his knighthood removed was revealed to the public, Fred Goodwin is to have it taken off him in an embarrassing public ceremony....

WatcherMark 02.02.12 1:10am
Home Secretary Theresa May repeals The Prevention of Terrorism Act 2005!

In a surprise move today, Home Secretary Theresa May has repealed The Prevention of Terrorism Act 2005. She told reporters that we really couldn’t go on with an Act which had been rushed in just...

hardev 01.02.12 11:35pm
Weather Latest : Next week to be worse than last year so wrap up warm 0
Drylaw 01.02.12 9:17pm
Government Strips Frd Gdwn of His Vowels 0
thisisall1word 01.02.12 8:47pm
Labour would knight Fred Goodwin for helping boost Miliband's popularity 0
roybland 01.02.12 8:24pm
Politician outlines 2-year plan to develop next economic bubble 0
Dumbnews 01.02.12 7:59pm
Bus Drivers in Brighton told to "steer clear of affection"

The friendly snog with the driver could become a thing of the past on Brighton's public transport network, as busy-body bus bosses have told employees that intimate contact with passengers is no...

Golgo13 01.02.12 7:19pm
Detective in Redknapp trial to appear in remake "Men who Stare at Gits". 0
Al OPecia 01.02.12 5:39pm
Al OPecia
Redknapp breaks into song at tiral "Beckham on my mind". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.02.12 5:38pm
Al OPecia
Isaac Azimov develops the iRobot

I'll get my coat...

Smart Alex 01.02.12 5:02pm
Smart Alex
Creative Roman Emperor invents iClaudius

(hat-tip to Mrs Nick)...

Sinnick 01.02.12 4:53pm
Smart Alex
HM Queen charges Fred Goodwin £25 for letter withdrawing knighthood 7
antharrison 01.02.12 4:31pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Residents at care home “proper chuffed” as royal visitor ignores buffet

Linda Phillips, Head Nursing Executive at the Sunshine Towers old peoples’ home in Devon, this morning told of the residents’ delight when the visit from Princess Anne resulted in the provision...

kimllfixit 01.02.12 3:51pm
Goodwin 'Didnt' Want it Anyway'

Fred Goodwin reacted to the stripping of his knighthood today saying "I didn't even want it anyway." Fred had received his knighthood in 2004 for services to banking having invented the popular...

LizzyG 01.02.12 3:43pm
Miliband demands to know what PM did about last government cock ups

Ed Miliband had a brilliant Prime Minister's Question Time today, landing several telling blows on his Old Etonian foe. "What I'm asking is this: Where was the current Prime Minister, when we were...

ronseal 01.02.12 3:41pm