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Police admit to speed cameras' total inability to detect amphetamine sulphate 3
Smart Alex 30.03.12 10:19am
Scroat
Policeman sectioned after man announces "it's PC gone mad" 2
quango 30.03.12 10:17am
Scroat
Total Wipeout cancellation first casualty of Anglo-Argentine tensions 0
simonjmr 30.03.12 10:15am
simonjmr
Scott's diary reveals they ate Captain Oats. 'We'll say he went out for a walk' 6
MADJEZ 30.03.12 10:13am
Rowly
'Ugly and unpopular' boy who 'won't be missed' makes unexpected recovery

A very annoying boy, who's been in a coma for the past three days, has made an unexpected recovery that doctors and his family are calling both 'miraculous' and 'just typical'. After having been run...

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Qoxiivi 30.03.12 10:11am
Sinnick
North Korea will intercept any interceptions on interceptions for interceptions

On the Taepodong - II rocket which is set for launch between 12th - 20th April, 2012. North Korean Defence Staff announced today that the 2 KT Nuclear Yield Rocket named, "The Peaceful Satellite"...

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theadministrator 30.03.12 9:44am
theadministrator
Queuing for Petrol - F1 pit stops now last 45 minutes. More soon...

Fighting breaks out between pit crews after allegations of queue jumping., Squeegee squad sets up business in pit lane., Tanker Drivers' union receives "strange messages" from a Mr. B. Ecclestone.,...

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ianrbland 30.03.12 9:42am
ianrbland
President al-Assad offers to bombard the Bradford spring 0
Duncan Biscuit 30.03.12 9:40am
Duncan Biscuit
BP warns of Nectar point shortage as petrol sales soar 0
Duncan Biscuit 30.03.12 9:39am
Duncan Biscuit
WeBuyAnyPetrol.com website launched. More soon... 0
ianrbland 30.03.12 9:28am
ianrbland
Galloway wins in Bradford after promising more petrol for honour killings. 6
MADJEZ 30.03.12 9:22am
Scronnyglonkle
George Galloway to enter Republican Primaries

" It was the next logical step from Big Brother" said Galloway earlier...

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Scronnyglonkle 30.03.12 9:21am
Scronnyglonkle
Tesco Covent Garden has 'serious mouse problem'

Nothing more annoying than a serious mouse I can tell you. My advice to Tesco would be to find a serious cat and then hopefully the mouse will go and be serious somewhere else....

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Theodore Sprangshaft 30.03.12 9:18am
Theodore Sprangshaft
CASH-4-PETROL - Do you have unused or unwanted fuel, turn it into instant cash.

Just pour into one of our special milk cartons and send Freepost to our address., We will appraise your fuel and send you a cheque within 7 days. Mr A of Cleethorpes : 'I had half a gallon of 2...

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MADJEZ 30.03.12 9:18am
MADJEZ
Possible fuel shortage for hearses prompts bout of panic dying. More soon... 1
ianrbland 30.03.12 8:46am
writinginbsl
Long queues at pumps as Labour supporters flee Bradford Spring. 0
Boutros 30.03.12 8:15am
Boutros
Romney: Obama Doesn't Believe In Santa, Thinks Hamburgers Came From Germany 0
Textbook 30.03.12 7:59am
Textbook
Panic buying of petrol and release of new JOF book 'purely coincidence' say publ

isherrrrrr...

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Gerontius 30.03.12 7:56am
Golgo13
Historians find evidence of dragon which terrorised south of France

known as "The Worm of Cannes"...

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Nick McCarr 30.03.12 7:28am
Nick McCarr
Bradford spring to be manafactured abroad 0
Mandy Lifeboat 30.03.12 6:50am
Mandy Lifeboat
Cameron makes killing in oil shares as nation fill petrol tanks unecessarily. 0
MADJEZ 30.03.12 12:34am
MADJEZ
Scientists struggle to quantify just how shit new Friendsreunited site is.

More scathing attacks soon...

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MADJEZ 30.03.12 12:20am
MADJEZ
Ebay crashes due to increase in second hand petrol panic buyers

Also available dinner at an undisclosed flat in London...

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Scronnyglonkle 29.03.12 10:29pm
Scronnyglonkle
Kent County Council and Amazon boss to launch Satellite Grammar School

Amazon chief Jeff Bezos has apparently approached Kent County Council with an out of this world offer. He plans to use his recently acquired Apollo 11 booster rockets to place the newly agreed...

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3zincold 29.03.12 10:25pm
3zincold
Computer Programmer of the Year delivers acceptance speech in binary

01001101 01101111 01110010 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101111 01101110...

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grumblechops 29.03.12 10:03pm
grumblechops
School at centre of balcony fall row praised for accuracy of risk assessment

Fairfield High in Bristol today received plaudits for the accuracy of its overall risk assessment after it was revealed a pupil had been hospitalised after falling six stories from a stairwell...

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grumblechops 29.03.12 10:00pm
FlashArry
Lord Coe denies 'stockpiling' fuel for Olympic flame 0
Underconstruction 29.03.12 9:40pm
Underconstruction
Tanker drivers agree to perform RAF roles as fears of air attack intensify

Beleaguered RAF commanders have admitted that Esso fuel tanker drivers are being used as a stopgap to fill in for those staff, temporarily mustered to prevent a fuel delivery crisis across the nation...

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Underconstruction 29.03.12 9:11pm
RickH
Captain Scott diary entry reveals how he regrets not taking more frozen food

Newly released extracts from the final diary of legendary British explorer Captain Scott have revealed how the explorer questioned the decision not to carry more frozen foodstuffs on his ill-fated...

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Underconstruction 29.03.12 8:51pm
Underconstruction
Tom Annoyed that Jerry is described as a can

A source at the Disney Studios in California has commented that Tom is extremely unhappy about Jerry being described as a can...

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GillsImp 29.03.12 7:41pm
Perks