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75% of BBC 2 Content Now Features Neil Oliver 9
GreenCross 19.10.11 6:32am
Ostsee
Amnesty probes British public school "mortar boarding"

Human rights watchdogs have been investigating punishments at well known British public schools and have highlighted "Mortar Boarding" - where teachers dressed from the 1930s intimidate children...

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apepper 19.10.11 6:26am
apepper
New Olympic sport to be considered, "Hurling insults" 0
Dumbnews 19.10.11 2:32am
Dumbnews
Most on public transit are wondering what others are wondering about 0
Dumbnews 19.10.11 2:29am
Dumbnews
Government to replace 'obese' with 'fan of lard'

The government today announced that the focus in recent years on the word ‘obesity’ was an unwarranted indulgence and that people should not be consumed with political correctness, but be...

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fernandomando 18.10.11 10:48pm
rikkor
Stone Roses announce 'sell-out' tour

[Totally sold out, Man]...

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dicky37 18.10.11 9:10pm
dicky37
"I'm skint and so are the others" confirms Ian Brown 2
GreenCross 18.10.11 9:02pm
rickwestwell
Destitute herbalist 'living on borrowed thyme'... - 2

more sage puns soon...

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be reasonable 18.10.11 9:00pm
Ironduke
Poverty-stricken Man in Court: Attempted to eat Currie 0
Drylaw 18.10.11 7:47pm
Drylaw
'Houses of Punishment', the new reality show where no-one wants to be a finalist

A new reality show, Houses of Punishment, is set to sweep the nation as a triumphant ratings winner. With its launch set to coincide with Bonfire Night, it draws inspiration variously from...

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Ironduke 18.10.11 7:26pm
Ironduke
Shoplifter 'blurred the boundaries' between what was and what wasn't Tescos . 4
dvo4fun 18.10.11 7:08pm
nickb
Cameron announces economy to be boosted by prisoner trades

David Cameron has published tentative drafts detailing the prices that the Government would be willing to accept for releasing prisoners held in the UK. This news comes after Israeli soldier Gilad...

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kga6 18.10.11 6:54pm
kga6
Dr. Fox: "Werrity didn't assist me with medical diagnoses. Except tricky stuff" 0
dvo4fun 18.10.11 6:38pm
dvo4fun
Fox 'blurred the boundaries' between what he could & couldn't get away with

(Possibly no) more soon...

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dvo4fun 18.10.11 6:20pm
dvo4fun
Mugger 'blurred the boundaries' between his fist and the victim's face 0
dvo4fun 18.10.11 6:18pm
dvo4fun
Ian Brown confirms that he will be part of the STEPS reunion tour 0
charlies_hat 18.10.11 4:24pm
charlies_hat
Energy Companies Help Fight Rising Bills with Logo- Bearing Pullovers 0
Doug Sourboyes 18.10.11 4:21pm
Doug Sourboyes
Paul Simon to tour Graceland in it's entirety, should take no more than 5 hours

Graceland Tour guides confirm. More soon...

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simonjmr 18.10.11 2:49pm
simonjmr
Wrigleys celebrates 100 years of ruining people's trousers

Plans are afoot to create the largest build up of chewing gum under a bus seat to commemorate the occasion. More soon...

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simonjmr 18.10.11 2:28pm
Perks
5.2% inflation 'an amateurish effort' claims Sir Geoffrey Howe 1
GreenCross 18.10.11 2:15pm
Ironduke
X-Factor latest : band 'Nu Vibe' win sponsorship deal from Rampant Rabbit.

More more more soon...

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MADJEZ 18.10.11 12:56pm
MADJEZ
Jesus shock to commuters travelling on tube.

Jesus Christ shocked fellow passengers yesterday after he was spotted travelling to work on the London Underground before alighting at Westminster station and heading to the Abbey. One surprised...

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flim-flam 18.10.11 12:26pm
flim-flam
Max Mosley Drops Interest in Horseracing

The furore in horseracing over the introduction of new rules which strictly limit the way in which jockeys use whips has resulted in potential investor and financial heavyweight Max Mosley losing...

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CJWorkman 18.10.11 12:20pm
CJWorkman
Man who started computer business in garage is still in garage

A Bacup man who started a computer business in his mother's garage is still there after thirty years. 'My mate and I got together every evening in mother's garage to start a pioneering computer...

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roybland 18.10.11 12:13pm
Golgo13
Hamas to host next year's Match Attax trading fair.

"With swaps of one for 1,027 it's too good a deal to miss!" said one collector...

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Ian Searle 18.10.11 12:02pm
Ian Searle
Balloon modelers welcome inflation rise.

A spokesperson said, "It's good enough for a poodle, but not quite for a giraffe"...

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Ian Searle 18.10.11 11:59am
Ian Searle
CERN scientists realise they forgot to change their clocks to summer-time 1
Sinnick 18.10.11 11:52am
GreenCross
New DNA evidence casts doubt on Video's conviction for the Radio Star killing 1
Ian Searle 18.10.11 11:48am
GreenCross
New series of Strictly Come Dancing prompts warnings of tumbleweed shortages

Hopefully no more soon...

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butagirl 18.10.11 11:46am
GreenCross
Foxy Knoxy adds Vincent Tabak on Facebook. More soon. 0
GreenCross 18.10.11 11:45am
GreenCross