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Sooty makes London 2012 discus team. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 03.08.11 8:13pm
dominic_mcg
Jeremy Clarkson. 10
Al OPecia 04.08.11 4:50pm
writinginbsl
Johni al Marbel arrested after Mubarak attacked with custard pie. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 03.08.11 7:37pm
dominic_mcg
Mubarak "coached by Murdoch". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 03.08.11 7:13pm
Al OPecia
Bush Admits “I invaded the wrong country”

In a astonishing about face, Ex US President George W Bush has admitted that he invaded Iraq “By mistake”. Speaking on Fox News, Bush owned up that he had meant to invade Iran but confused it...

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Quaz 03.08.11 8:47pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Chancellor to use £300m drugs haul to fund economic revival. 0
simonjmr 03.08.11 6:50pm
simonjmr
Sat Nav Error Sees Syrian Tanks Close in on Tunbridge Wells 0
thisisall1word 03.08.11 5:37pm
thisisall1word
Heather Mills' claim that her phone was hacked, has legs 1
brownpaperreporter 03.08.11 6:08pm
dominic_mcg
BBC launch dedicated 'Eastenders' chatroom website: Aveawordwiv.cotton 0
pinxit 03.08.11 4:29pm
pinxit
Cricket chiefs launch emergency inquiry into crisis in English game

The England and Wales Cricket Board has launched an emergency inquiry into the crisis in the English game., ECB President Lord Buffington said action was essential to halt the England side’s...

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FraserWords 05.08.11 10:32pm
JohnA
Rupert Murdoch replaced by Young Mr Grace as News Int seeks a hands on leader

Young Mr Grace has been poached from Grace Brothers to run news International, after shareholders became concerned that Murdoch as too easy going. Many were appalled at Murdoch's humble demeanour and...

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ronseal 04.08.11 7:44am
ronseal
Ex-Egyptian leader's trial 'cursed from the beginning'

Gasps and jeers ushered astonishing scenes in a packed Cairo court as Egypt's ex-leader made a surprise appearance on the opening day of the country's ground-breaking trial. First his sons entered...

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pinxit 03.08.11 2:29pm
pinxit
man dies after being run over by a Carlsberg delivery lorry

friends say it was the drink that killed him...

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Leeboy007 03.08.11 3:34pm
wallster
pub games to be added to next Olympics

darts, dominos and yard of ale drinking current bookies favourites...

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Leeboy007 03.08.11 3:14pm
guffaw
Chelsea manager to miss first game of season - mum says he has to tidy his room 0
Leeboy007 03.08.11 1:57pm
Leeboy007
Ozzy Osbourne to release cover version of 'Shakin' All Over' 0
Leeboy007 03.08.11 1:56pm
Leeboy007
ITV to be re-launched as AndreTV 0
Leeboy007 03.08.11 1:56pm
Leeboy007
Joey Barton in 'quiet night in with a cuppa tea' shock 0
Leeboy007 03.08.11 1:55pm
Leeboy007
Minehead to be re-named Ballisticmissilehead to keep up with modern times 0
Leeboy007 03.08.11 1:54pm
Leeboy007
Weather forecasting - 150 year celebrations marred by phone hacking allegations

The Met Office has been celebrating the 150th anniversary of the first time a pure guess at the upcoming weather was published in the Times newspaper, but these celebrations have been overshadowed...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 03.08.11 9:30pm
Qoxiivi
Former President Mubarek appeared laid-back in court.

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/aug2011/4/0/former-president-hosni-mubarak-is-wheeled-into-a-holding-cell-in-the-court-room-181368428.jpg...

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MADJEZ 03.08.11 12:09pm
MADJEZ
Welsh Funerals Now Online So People Don't Have To Go To Wales

A crematorium in Wales is now hosting their funerals online so that people get to watch their loved ones burn without actually having to step one foot inside of Wales. The news has been met with...

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thesplodge 03.08.11 11:28am
thesplodge
Sit-com faces two and a half life sentences for killing Charlie Sheen character 0
Ian Searle 03.08.11 11:16am
Ian Searle
Welsh Funerals Now Online So People Don't Have To Go To Wales

http://thesplodge.wordpress.com/2011/08/03/welsh-funerals-now-online-so-people-dont-actually-have-to-go-to-wales/...

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thesplodge 03.08.11 11:12am
jp1885
Comedians Asked Not To Make Jokes About Somalian Famine

as the Somalis have enough on their plates as it is...

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Textbook 03.08.11 10:30am
Textbook
Paphitis & Meaden trump Bannatyne's £50,000 offer on arm-breaking contract

Fierce competition broke out in the Dragons’ Den last night as all five venture capitalists battled to secure their investment in a potentially lucrative arm-breaking contract. Darren Payne, a...

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Qoxiivi 03.08.11 1:59pm
Qoxiivi
Lauded "London By Night" Photographer admits forgetting to take off Lens Cap

"I spent ages setting up the shot, working on the exposure trying to get everything just perfect, put the lens cap on when it drizzled a little - and the rest is history" The classic shot (very...

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gaijintendo 03.08.11 10:23am
writinginbsl
Kent Man Wins "Obscure Band Naming" Bee

Independent record store clerks from around the world gathered somewhere (if you need to ask where, it means you're not cool enough to be told) today for one of the hottest dates on the music...

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Textbook 04.08.11 3:44am
Textbook
Duncan Bannatyne regrets announcing "I'm out" after yet another burglary

More soon. Hat-tip to Mark66...

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OllieP 03.08.11 9:19am
OllieP
State of Catatonia bids to host Cricket World Cup 2015

The State of Catatonia has announced its intention to bid for the ICC Cricket World Cup 2015. Speaking from the capital city of Stupor, Catatonian president, Inida Zolpidem put forward the reason...

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Dick Everyman 03.08.11 2:10pm
Dick Everyman