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Jonny Wilkinson to host "Dislocation, Dislocation, Dislocation"... 0
Mr.3374 4 years

More injuries soon, no doubt...

Government to give subsidised alcohol to city dwellers. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'to help them cope and so they can dream about living in the countryside'...

Bercow says Tory whispering campaign ‘just goes straight over my head’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Tunisia’s opposition opts for a ‘Jasmine’ rather than ‘Alpine Meadow’ revolution 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Tunisia coup's lack of joke potential rocks Newsbiscuit. 2
MADJEZ 4 years

Not much more soon...

Tube workers to strike on public holiday when everyone will be home watching TV. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Just think of the disruption!...

Daily Mail blames Tunisian riots on "Tuition Fees Protestors". More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Hughton & Hodgson To Form "The Laughing Cavaliers Duo" 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Ex-Newcastle United manager, Chris Hughton, and Ex-Liverpool manager, Roy Hodgson, to form a singing duo called the "Laughing Cavaliers" - all due to this weekend's antics of their respective former...

New Zealand confirms new 25 letter alphabet 4
Mrblacker 4 years

In a first for an english-speaking country, the Government of New Zealand is on the verge of adopting an alphabet different from the familiar set of 26 letters. From February, primary schools across...

“Having the builders in” not a sexual euphemism, insists mother of three... 0
Doylem 4 years
Newsbiscuit contributors rendered rendundant 0
arthurminnit 4 years

as katie price says latest husband, alex reid, is responsible for the breakdown in their marriage because HE is "a fame hungry sponge!", this has depleted britains stock of irony for what is...

Ryanair confirm destination airport for London Olympics will be Prestwick. 5
Mrblacker 4 years
Undercover cop spent most of his time under duvets 4
roybland 4 years
Cameron To Cut His Own Hair As An Austerity Measure 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

'I don't care if it ends up lopsided south!'...

Labour win against Oldham but remain in the third division. 5
deskpilot3 4 years
Benadictine monastary admits Barry Scott a 'poor choice' to lead silent retreat 0
Skylarking 4 years

MORE SOON!!!!...

"The Archers" to be renamed "The Pargetters". 3
Tammy Flugh 4 years

"As the death shook Ambridge to the core, it seemed the obvious way to mark the show's 60th anniversary", a BBC spokeswoman explained...

Workers win right to work themselves to death. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

The government today announced that British workers will have the privilege of working in harness until their dying breath. Minister at the Department of Work and Pensions, Iain Duncan Smith, has...

Reebok invents sportsgear that works only for bright people 0
4ty2 4 years

by sending the light emitted by the bodies of their bright customers back into their body. [center][url=http://www.reebok.com/GB/more/zigtech#List]Reebock ZigTech apparel[/url] According to their...

Builders Bum spotters defend hobbie. 3
Trickster 4 years

'We just do it for the crack.'...

Crack Plumber grabs headline again, apologizes to carpet fitter for 0
melody 4 years

putting nose out of joint...

‘More child abuse gags please!‘ grateful nation begs Frankie Boyle 2
Skylarking 4 years

The people of Great Britain are still said to be ‘inconsolable’ after the edgy Glaswegian humourist Frankie Boyle has confirmed that he is quitting the live stage. “The nation is beset with...

Police to draw up list of people they least suspect 14
Golgo13 4 years

Family and friends of Denise Setchley today have fresh hope of finding her killer after police announced a new series of potential leads arising from a list drawn up of people they least suspect....

Undercover PC was working in Apple Store for 6 years. 14
bonjonelson 4 years

[More soon]...

Iran denies it has uranium enriching plants. 11
Trickster 4 years

and Afghanistan denies it has Taliban enriching plants, refuting outright any cultivation whatsoever of Opium or Hashish...

Atheltic dog blamed for excrement through politician's letterbox 2
Mrblacker 4 years
Palin to declares gun ownership to be a public health sheme 0
4ty2 4 years

as gunshot victims are cared for on behalf of the taxpayer thus can count themself lucky. The bill does still come in below Obama's suggestions regarding costs.,...

Le Pen likely to be succeeded by La Pen 4
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Social housing list grows as anti-social housing grabs all available funds 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Scouse tourists remain in Tunisia as its "feeling more like home every day" 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years