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Leaked granny letter warning of big Christmas present cuts shocks nation's kids 0
roybland 4 years

A leaked 'granny' letter warning of swingeing cuts to children's presents this Christmas has been condemned by children's supporters.,  , 'I'm so angry at the person who leaked this letter,' said...

Police "volunteers" to receive kit of pitchforks and burning torches. 1
the coarse whisperer 4 years
iBall, the latest, very personal MP3 Player complete with Bluetooth and Wi-Front 1
hero2zero 4 years
Party strategists urge David to, “Stick with it!” 2
hero2zero 4 years

Highlighting the strategic planning necessity for David Miliband to work alongside his brother, Party Leader, Ed at least to the next election as it is hoped that Rolf Harris may be persuaded to...

Thieves steal entire Cabernet Sauvignon crop 4
Gerontius 4 years

Thieves broke into a warehouse in Poitiers early yesterday morning and stole last year’s entire crop of Cabernet Sauvignon grapes., Police think the audacious robbery had been made easier for the...

Balding potty 'Big Ears' Prince Charles denounces 'cruel humour' 1
roybland 4 years
Kim Young-un first to spot fruit cake crumb on Workers Party carpet 0
Gerontius 4 years

http://i816.photobucket.com/albums/zz87/Dream-of-Gerontius/kimjung.jpg...

Vampire hunters made my life a misery claims Walsall Goths 1
simonjmr 4 years

"Those sons of Van Helsing keep chasing down the street, shouting day walker at us, throwing garlic and generally trying to stabs us through the hearts with a stake at any opportunity." "It's...

Curtis could be victim of Boston Strangler, says police chief. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years
As Tony Curtis dies in his sleep, scientists are pushed to find cure for sleep 1
4 years

Even before he's laid to rest, the death of Hollywood icon Tony Curtis has triggered calls for more to be done to investigate and find a cure for sleep. According to a statement by his family,...

'Now is the time to watch the germans carefully' warns military 0
4 years

As the First World War officially comes to an end on Sunday, top bods at the military are warning the government to be on its guard in case the bosch try it again. Sunday 3rd October sees the final...

Obama reports that some parts of America medically ,educationally 0
arrghgarry 4 years

are similar to parts of the third world ,and it is nice to see an improvement...

Blinded by Deloitte 4
Gerontius 4 years

Tory billionaire Lord Ashcroft has been given the all clear by a leading Harley Street doctor to resume using his anus once again., Fears that the Ashcroft bottom may still have had some shit left...

Banks to Offer Poorer Service while Dealing with Complaints about Poor Service 0
IABP 4 years
Tour de France Winner Tests Positive and Blames Meal at the Fat Duck 3
IABP 4 years

Tour de France 2010 winner Alberto Contador has tested positive for a banned substance his representatives have confirmed. He was tested in England while on a short break during the tour. In a...

Locals in remote Norfolk village amazed by talking post box 9
Basil_B 4 years

The local populace of a small Norfolk village called Fennel-upon-stoat have claimed to have found a post box that can talk. ' We only got one post box in the village' explained local inhabitant Jed...

Cull called for urban cyclists, Clarin's girls and smart car drivers 2
simonjmr 4 years

In the last five years the number of urban cyclist has risen dramatically causing disruption, anger and frustration at rush hour. In part the rise in numbers is down to the National Cycle scheme...

Economy Latest: Unemployment Rockets Take Out of Work To The Moon 0
Ablative Fabsolute 4 years
New Earth-Like Planet May be Missing Balloonists Flying in Front of Telescope 0
IABP 4 years

say astronomers...

Atheist extremists claim victory for dividing another city 0
Sinnick 4 years

"Today it's Ayodhya, tomorrow Milton Keynes" claimed Richard Dawkins, who masterminded the religious division of other great cities such as Jerusalem, Belfast and Bradford. "Soon, I will incite...

UK armed forces 'boldly going' with new Trek inspired uniforms 1
jp1885 4 years

Following complaints that the UK's armed forces are not properly equipped for modern warfare; the Home Office has today revealed the ongoing rollout of more contemporary uniform and weaponry...

Athiest Anger as 23rd Unholiest Site Ayodhya is Split between Muslims & Hindus 0
IABP 4 years
David Miliband to be privatised. 0
euankitson 4 years
Curse of Some Like It Hot Film Strikes Again as Third Major Star Dies 0
IABP 4 years

The curse associated with the film 'Some Like it Hot' has claimed its third major victim this morning. Tony Curtis passed away suddenly aged 85 years young. This comes hot on the heels of the deaths...

David Miliband will be broken up and sold as scrap, announces Labour leader 0
JayGee 4 years
UK Student Jumps off Humber Bridge after Roommate Secretly Films Him Studying 0
IABP 4 years

and streams it live on the internet...

BT plans biggest fibre rollout 0
riesler 4 years

for their most regular customers?...

Some like it hot star dies - may go to hell claims scorned lover 0
simonjmr 4 years
N Korean anger as Kim Jong Un plans surprise gap year 1
Gary Stanton 4 years

Widely regarded as Kim Jong Ill’s successor, Kim Jong Un has prompted a crisis on the Korean peninsula by announcing that he plans to take a gap year at a pivotal time for the Communist...

Parisians cheer home first non-doped competitor to finish 2010 Tour de France 2
Des Custard 4 years