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President Assad of Syria: killing mourners 'efficient for undertakers' 0
Izziere 4 years

President Bashar Al Assad of Syria has defended the almost endless cycle of killings at funerals as a way of helping the downtrodden undertakers accomplish more work with less effort. "Our...

Trotter's three wheeler to be converted to hearse. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Royal Wedding seating shock "close family to sit nearest to royal couple". More 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

soon. This is news?...

Anne Robinson, you are the weakest link, GOODBYE 0
Sinnick 4 years
Safety concerns raised over Satnav voice guidance 0
hero2zero 4 years

Road safety experts today condemned the proposed introduction of Satnav voice guidance via a combination of David Cameron and Nick Clegg. It was felt that the constant contradiction over such things...

Tesco offers police triple Clubcard points on all arrests this weekend 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Protesting teaching unions plan six-week stoppage this summer 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Eerie silence falls across British kitchens 0
Pinhead 4 years

as the dawning realisation that cooking is for women and for men to do it is in fact a bit gay. Usual rules apply to Wales etc...

Man called George in court over 'dragon slaying incident'. More soon. 0
malgor 4 years
CBBC Stars Refuse to Move North 3
Butler 4 years

More stars are joining Breakfast’s Sian Williams in her decision not to move as part of the relocation of the BBC to new studios in the north. Igglepiggle, Makka Pakka and UpsyDaisy are refusing to...

News Of The World admits in court "some stories not verified with phone-tapping" 2
OllieP 4 years

The News of the World has admitted in court that a small number of inaccurate stories featured in the paper over the last three years had not benefited from information gained by hacking into...

Nimby Caught Trespassing. 1
BewsNiscuit 4 years
Lobbyists for Kiss'n'tell industry say super injunctions will cost 1000s of jobs 1
ronseal 4 years

One of Britain's few successful industries could be forced abroad by suffocating red tape imposed by so called legal experts such as senior civil servants, Ministers and Judges. Now MAWKISH, the...

"As many as two" royal wedding street parties now planned across UK say police 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Doctor Who team apologise for spending entire budget on trailers 0
Sinnick 4 years
Nose operation will finally allow Ed Miliband to experience the smell of failure 1
deskpilot3 4 years
British smokers ‘healthiest in Europe’ 1
malgor 4 years

Now into their 16th season of ‘life in the great outdoors’, British smokers have come out tops in a recent Europe-wide health study. ‘I’ve had loads of fresh air and exercise these last four...

Entire Library of Congress to be replaced with single iPad 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Bristol Police told Antitesco “was a new type of starter” 0
FoxyCoxy 4 years
Hosepipe Ban opposed by Fireman's Union 0
nannyknowsbest 4 years

"We simply do not have sufficient buckets to cope with a major fire" said a union spokesman amid fears that only properties close to the sea or a river could be saved in the event of a fire., Fears...

Eerie silence falls across Brtains pubs 8
Pinhead 4 years

as dawning realisation that 'Cider over Ice' is in fact a bit gay. The effect, epicentered on Newcastle, spread rapidly at over 1000 pubs per hour, with Bulmers and Magners sales plummeting. The...

Gardeners Question Time. 0
euanc 4 years

Regular Archers listeners were surprised to hear GQT panel members debating the space/time coordinate grid spanning the 3+1 dimensions locating events rather than just points in space. Presenter Eric...

Isle of Wight man tries to buy 8oz of RSS feed on-line 0
Pinhead 4 years

for his mouse, presumably...

Gascoigne arrives in Tripoli with chicken, beer and fishing rod 3
4 years

Libyan rebels at a Tunisian border post were surprised by the arrival of Paul Gascoigne last night. The troubled footballer was carrying a roast chicken, 4 cans of Newcastle Brown and a fishing rod....

Church stance on faith school places causes record drop in church attendance... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Gordon Brown takes unpaid advisory role at Citizen's Advice Bureau, Staines. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Misleading Auto Trader adverts reach new low as VW Golf turns out to be a donkey 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

As a regular visitor to the Auto Trader website in his search for a new car Simon Johnson from Blackpool had become accustomed to seeing deliberately misleading listings with false prices and mileage...

DEFRA to investigate Shaun the Sheep's 'inability to mature' 1
Mrblacker 4 years

The Department of Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has confirmed its inspectors have started a major investigation into allegations that growth inhibitors have been administered to a celebrity...

Sri Lanka confirm machine as replacement for Malinga 0
Mrblacker 4 years

The Sri Lankan Cricket team has named the BOLA Professional Bowling Machine in their squad to tour England next month. The machine, which can bowl at a top speed of 95mph, has been selected to...

Libya to supply ground troops to quell anti Tesco clashes in Bristol 0
virtuallywill 4 years

This is not Loyalty card creep says Gadaffi...