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Network Rail announces new high-speed fares 5
Fin Robertson 4 years

Network Rail, which owns all of Britain's rail infrastructure, has welcomed plans to accelerate rail fares to speeds equivalent to 600mph. Pat Butcher, Chief Executive of Network Rail, which has...

Taliban Taxis: ‘Going south of the river on a wing and a prayer'... 0
Doylem 4 years
Defence cuts latest - Trooping the Colour switching to black and white 0
riesler 4 years
Palin is a Moron, says Man who just pardoned a Turkey 2
Grover 4 years

President Barrack Obama took a moment out of his busy schedule today to dismiss his presumptive rival in the 2012 US General Election as "a grade-A moron", even though at the time he was bestowing an...

Pope warns Chinese over cheap knock-off Bishops. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Face Off found on Netflix 2
bonjonelson 4 years
Davros to no longer receive incapacity benefit 8
Fin Robertson 4 years

Davros, creator of the Daleks, has reacted angrily to news that he will no longer be eligible for incapacity benefit. Despite being confined to a wheelchair, having the use of only one hand and...

Taliban Taxis: ‘Airport shuttle service, one-way trips a speciality’... 0
Doylem 4 years
Face of Jesus found on Facebook 3
Rowly 4 years
Global Warming is no joke 9
Rowly 4 years

Global warming is no joke, All the storms and smog and smoke, The arguments are quite involved, But the problem could be solved, The answer came as inspiration, When thoughts were turned to...

Local man promises to treat wife this Christmas... 4
Dexter 4 years

"I've got some creosote in the shed", he said...

Opinions differ over royal wedding souvenirs: some say ‘rubbish’, others ‘tat’. 0
Doylem 4 years
Police net 400 benefit cheats in "Jeremy Kyle sting" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

400 people were arrested today as they queued outside a television centre where an episode of Jeremy Kyle's show "I cheat on benefits, so what?" was due to be aired. Little did they know that the...

Ofcom warns Vodaphone about “clear, unambiguous mobile phone tariff”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Tight-trousered "Strictly" contestant is no ballroom dancer 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Ballroom dancer told to stand on his own two feet 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Space in Swiss nuclear bunkers for rent. Remember, Palin could yet be elected. 2
Ostsee 4 years
Mystery illness causing grown men to scream "Oh For Fuck's Sake!" in the night 4
MC One R 4 years

Grown men were last night throwing furniture and screaming expletives that woke their entire neighbourhood. An expert said "This is a puzzle. It seems to occur in the middle of the night during...

Fire Extinguisher throws student off of building in revenge attack 6
finneyp 4 years

Extremist fire extinguishers celebrated today after launching a student head first off of the roof of a London building in what they claim is a revenge attack following the previous student riots...

Tea for the Taliban... 0
Doylem 4 years

Jack and Elsie Fanshaw are coming to terms with the fact that for six months they shared their South London home with Afghan rebels. “We had the Taliban here, didn’t we, Jack? Nice young men....

Details of McDegree reveal option for sandwich course 0
andhrimnir 4 years

McOxbridge variant to include classics - "Would you like Fry with that."...

Tory Immigration Policy Shows Immediate Results As Half of UK Turns All White 1
IABP 4 years

Result! shouts Daily Mail Headline...

Forecasters warn snow stories likely to cover UK media for next fortnight 5
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Tempura's flare as Koreans shell Chinese Restaurants 0
finneyp 4 years
Billy Joel to change from Rock and Roll to Hip op 0
arrghgarry 4 years

according to yahoo...

Government appoints Ken Dodd happiness tsar 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Capacity of rail network to rise 17% 0
MC One R 4 years

Excuses from First Great Western as to why service is still crap to rise by a minimum of 18% in same period...

Time travel 'already commonplace' admits athlete and peer Lord Stephen Hawking 3
bonjonelson 4 years

Lord Stephen Hawking, the most accomplished sprinter Britain has ever produced, claimed last night that physicists have travelled backwards and forwards through the ages 'for some time'; altering the...

Face of Jesus found on front of Jesus' head 6
dicky37 4 years

[Derivative I know, but couldn't resist it]...

Obese Sailors of Chinese Navy put on diet... 0
Dexter 4 years

no more junk food...