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Conservatives and Lib Dems to merge forming The Condem Party 3
AndyOverhead 4 years
Malawi goverment to open tender for alternative wind energy concept 0
4ty2 4 years

by contolled farting. Instead of breaking wind in public places, which has become a problem in Malawi, people are urged to hold back. As it was possible to control this issue under the diktatorship...

Cameron's Mental Health Suspect..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

..As he continues his 'piss in the wind' speeches re Egypt., If this carries on, he may come to think that he's the number one leader in Europe...

Rupert Murdoch launches subscription only dreams 1
Ludicity 4 years

Media mogul Rupert Murdoch has launched his first foray into the the human subconscious with a subscription dream service called The Nightly. ‘I have already invaded every other aspect of...

Sales of potpourri slump. “I smell a rat”, says manufacturer... 0
Doylem 4 years
Recession Hits Scotland's 'Central Belt' 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Glasgow Kissing, up; deep-fried Mars Bars, down...

Top Gear presenters diagnosed with Compulsive Rudeness Disorder 1
John Wiltshire 4 years

All three Top Gear presenters have been diagnosed with Compulsive Rudeness Disorder, which they may have caught from Stephen Fry or Frankie Boyle., Speaking on behalf of all 3 presenters, Jeremy...

First fatality in Queensland as joker asks locals 'windy enough for you?' 1
Skylarking 4 years
Muslim Brotherhood to join Brotherhood of Man in Egyptian Eurovision bid 0
virtuallywill 4 years

May Sing "Sisters are doing it for themselves"...

Norfolk secondary school head defends school's choice of 'soft' A'Level subjects 0
Curbie Firetank 4 years

Dr Keith Gilberts (48) head teacher of Saxthrupton secondary school in Norfolk has spoken up in defence of the A’ Level choices at his school. This follows news that elite university body the...

Clegg tells tall tales as country shrinks 2
beau-jolly 4 years

Deputy PM Nick Clegg last night denied reports that the country is getting shorter despite reports that it shrank by 0.5% in the last three months. He went on to explain that standing next to very...

Malawian Indian restaurants report difficult trading conditions 0
riesler 4 years

more fart jokes soon...

“‘Soft’ subjects harm prospects” admits jobless Joe (BA in Beatleology, Leeds).. 0
Doylem 4 years
Old Bangles hit is No1 in Egypt as people urge Mubarak to walk like an Egyptian 2
Basil_B 4 years
Take-over operation “a great success”, as locals empty bed-pans at St Diana’s... 0
Doylem 4 years

When St Diana’s Hospital, in Darlington, was faced with closure, local people rose to the challenge of taking it over. “We hear a lot about the ‘Big Society’ these days”, says Sally...

Spin doctor takes hypocritical oath 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Mubarek warns that Egypt 'will become a dictatorship' 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Outgoing Egyptian president Mubarek today warned that if he leaves office the country will become a dictatorship, with no other political parties allowed, no freedom of speech, pictures of the...

Wogan to form interim Irish Government 9
red 4 years

Against a backdrop of discord, veteran broadcaster Terry Wogan, who dearly loves the 'old country', has agreed to take over running it for a while as that nation's politicians sort themselves out. ...

Dog walkers drafted to aid the fight against the Taliban 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

An MOD spokesmen said "Scientific research shows that dog walkers have a sixth sense and never step in dog mess themselves. The MOD believes that with these people at the head of every patrol,it will...

Tories welcome new expenses system for MPs 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

'This is an excellent new system,' said a Tory spokesman. 'It discriminates against poor MPs, so with any luck Parliament will soon consist solely of rich Tory toffs, and we can concentrate on taking...

‘Wet-look’ trousers just ‘wet’, admits incontinent clubber... 0
Doylem 4 years
Cholesterol death fears denied by Dairy farmers - Depends upon how you take it. 0
A Crooked MP 4 years
Australian premier apologises for hurricane 'tragedy' 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard has apologised for no-one being killed in the recent hurricane., 'I'm really sorry,' she said to the assembled press. 'It's such a tragedy that you can't get...

Sarah Palin calls for rioters to overthrow hated President Mubarak Obama 11
Oxbridge 4 years

Sarah Palin has pledged the support of the Republicans for the millions of protesters demanding the removal of President Mubarak Obama. Obama, who has held power for nearly three years or 30...

Egyptian protestors confirm that sticks and stones actually bloody hurt 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
British media ‘the most anxious to consider a sample size of 8 as news’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Report warns school geography risks becoming an outlier in the curriculum 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Japanese TV launches new quiz show ‘Fry or no Fry?’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Changes to Nobility Living Allowance mean dozens could miss out 6
Zadok the second 4 years

The Government has announced a significant change to the Nobility Living Allowance eligibility criteria which could mean literally eleven aristocratic families lose the benefit. Changes being...

Davos crowned the Olymp for the Gods of today 0
4ty2 4 years

Homo economicus migration to Davos has established the place as the epicentre of modern Gods. Detached from the chores of mortal life and focussed on self-interest they have come together to select...