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Ponting retires as Australian Cricket Captain and chief whinger. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Ricky Ponting announced his retirement today from the Australian captaincy but said that he will still make himself available to play for the team and to assist new captain Michael Clarke in all...

Libyan rebels ask the Western powers for arms 0
greg various 4 years

"and would you mind firing them for us please?"...

Pakistan clenches defeat from the jaws of victory 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Build your own deAgostini Parliament – Free David Cameron in Part 1 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Each figurine comes with two faces, a full expense claim sheet, access to homes in London and the Midlands, and no real sense of duty to the voters who gave them the job Remarkable life-like 1/20th...

Campanologist told off for holding ding-dong in belfry 3
OldThingy 4 years
This story is out of order 6
simonjmr 4 years

It's sexist, ageist, racist, homophobic, misogynistic and fattist. More soon...

After India vs Pakistan described as "the mother of all battles" - 0
simonjmr 4 years

Libya conflict to be called "an innings too much" more soon...

Strawberry blonde denies being ginger curious 0
beau-jolly 4 years

mortified soon...

Wayne Rooney : "is just coming to terms with opposable thumbs" 2
simonjmr 4 years

"I think and talk with my feet" said the simian like Rooney More soon...

Bad news: there's no god. Good news: now no reason not to kick Richard Dawkins 5
ronseal 4 years
Glasgow chip shops start selling deep-fried radioactive iodine 3
exigo 4 years
Competition Commission to force Coalition Government to sell off surplus Party, 2
simonjmr 4 years
Labour Reconnect With Voters Through Alcohol, Football And Violence 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Amid concerns that politicians are too far removed from the feelings of voters, Labour leader Ed Milliband has moved to get back in touch with the ‘man in the street’ in an attempt to win support...

Number of legs on money spiders cut back to seven 0
jp1885 4 years
LibDems to promote AV, so more MPs like Clegg and Cable will be in Government 0
Sinnick 4 years

hmmm [inspired by John Wiltshire]...

Location, Location, Location to start in Poland and tomorrow zee vorld 1
greg various 4 years
Ed Miliband's house looks just like Karl Marx say Tories. 1
Stan 4 years
Myrmecologists Baffled By Tinie Tempah's Mention of "Ma Ant's House" 4
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Hazard suits to be fitted with "reactor-alight" face shields. 0
Iscariot 4 years
Apple to launch new App for Japanese market: the i-Geiger counter. 0
Iscariot 4 years
Posh foodies smash up Brighton Tofu shop in revenge for Fortnum & Mason attack 0
toastnotghosts 4 years
Sycophants in the room, say Elephants better at being in the room than they are 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Fabieo Capello's vocabulary of 100 words "too complicated" for players 3
Danny 4 years

Most of the England squad do not have a vocabulary of 100 words...

'Your nation should settle on a democratic election process' 3
Ironduke 4 years

Libyan people tell Britain...

FYI doesn't mean the same in Newcastle, scientists discover. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Census statistics to include visiting enforcement officers 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

The Office for Meaningless Numbers has confirmed that officers from the OMN who visit households that haven't returned a census form will be included in the information sent in by those households.,...

Airline with record on-time running actually "24 hours behind schedule" 1
Nick McCarr 4 years
Scrapped Japanese nuclear reactors to be shipped to UK by Daily Mail 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

The Daily Mail has agreed to pay for the scapped Fukushima nuclear reactors and their associated waste materials to be brought the UK., 'This will be of great benefit to us,' said Paul Dacre. 'It...

Prof. Brian Cox implodes and becomes black dwarf 1
Scroat 4 years

That old devil Moon...

Obama considers arming rebels but will cut short of giving them hands. 0
Basil_B 4 years