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La Senza sales "suspended". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 25.12.11 6:44pm
Al OPecia
Easyjet to buy La Senza and sell lingerie with no frills. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 25.12.11 6:39pm
Al OPecia
Pope uses speech to announce 3 for2 offer on indulgences, sale starts Boxing day 3
reforse 25.12.11 2:39pm
tedweasel
Easy Jet to start “no frills” examination board.

Sample questions from “EasyExam”, Easyjet’s new syllabus show an emphasis on no-frills simplicity:, Geography: How long is Blackpool’s Golden Mile?, Astronomy: How many nine major planets...

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nickb 25.12.11 2:32pm
tedweasel
NewsBiscuit loses readership to BBC, survey suggests

People looking for laughs on the web are increasingly attracted to factual news services, according to a report published today. "Why read contrived stories when you can visit the BBC News website...

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Chuts 25.12.11 12:11pm
Chuts
Easyjet to start "No Thrills rollercoaster"

no more later...

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virtuallywill 25.12.11 11:57am
virtuallywill
Pope a hyporcrite says Gary Glitter after criticism.

More black pots and kettles soon...

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MADJEZ 25.12.11 10:21am
MADJEZ
Wikileaks publishes Santa's naughty list.

Yesterday Wikileaks published the entirety of Santas “naughty-list” complete with data from his satellite navigation system. As demonstrated on last night’s BBC Panorama programme, using this...

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donsayers 25.12.11 7:11am
Chuts
Republicans oppose Obama's plans for the holidays 0
Dumbnews 25.12.11 12:55am
Dumbnews
Santa mistaken for burglar, stabbed to death by homeowner

Sorry kids...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 25.12.11 12:54am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Mr Withenshaw, a retired Bosun, of Woodend Gardens Smethwick

rushed to hospital by helicopter due to slight chest pains and is immediately operated on. Not...

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Al OPecia 25.12.11 12:03am
Al OPecia
Santa detained by Customs on smuggling charges

so, no presents tomorrow, then, kids If I'd thought of this sooner, there's material on illegal immigration, under-age workers, positive discrimination (elves), animal rights, etc, etc. So, unless...

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Sinnick 24.12.11 11:24pm
FlashArry
Richard Dawkins "No plans for the holidays" 0
reforse 24.12.11 9:56pm
reforse
Devil 'struggling to meet gas bill'. 2
malgor 24.12.11 8:40pm
malgor
Harriet Harman backs Three Wise Men dissolution; women urged to apply 0
kga6 24.12.11 7:06pm
kga6
Shattering Christmas news - Clarkson revealed to be Philip's illegitimate son. 0
Al OPecia 24.12.11 6:48pm
Al OPecia
Media obsession with celebrities weight ‘wearing thin’. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 24.12.11 6:44pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
UK's most desirable place named as Pippa Middleton's arse. 1
MADJEZ 24.12.11 6:43pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Chocolate coins to become legal tender over festive period

In a crowd pleasing gesture from the treasury, UK chocolate currency will become legal tender until the end of the holiday period. But in a move designed to irritate Brussels, chocolate Euros will...

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nickb 24.12.11 6:28pm
nickb
Bible rewritten to make it ‘easier to follow’

Christianity has become the first major religion to update its literature to suit modern, busy lives. ‘Bible On: Just Try to be Nice’ is expected to top the best-seller list, and has been hailed...

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24.12.11 6:14pm
Scarborough Borough Council apologises for being repetitive. 0
malgor 24.12.11 5:34pm
malgor
Wikileaks set to Release Nice and Naughty Lists

Wikileaks are set to cause more trouble tomorrow as they prepare to release who has been bad and who has been good on to the web. The whistle-blowing website will not reveal the source of the data...

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Zirguit 24.12.11 5:01pm
Prince Philip's Ooh Matron remarks starting to wear a bit thin 0
Drylaw 24.12.11 4:58pm
Drylaw
Sober man treated in A&E on Christmas Eve, claims NHS. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 24.12.11 2:49pm
dominic_mcg
Airline fury as government force them to think of new way to rip-off people

Airlines, theatres and local government have reacted with fury at the reduction of charges for using credit or debit cards. "Our whole business model is based on charging £6 for things that cost us...

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apepper 24.12.11 2:37pm
reforse
Terry apologises for calling Ferdinand 'black' still thinks he's a c**t though. 0
MADJEZ 24.12.11 1:04pm
MADJEZ
Man with mistletoe on belt buckle at office party "comic genius" say colleagues. 0
dominic_mcg 24.12.11 12:13pm
dominic_mcg
Divorcing Couple Play Football on Christmas Day - 2

In a touching gesture of Christmas spirit, divorcing couple Joe and Paula Western decided to set aside their differences on Christmas day, starting with a rendition of “Silent Night” before...

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Quaz 24.12.11 12:06pm
Oxbridge
Innocent smoothie drunk by guilty roughian 0
nickb 24.12.11 12:06pm
nickb
Diana to blame for Philip heart scare claims Al-Fayed.

More Daily Express conspiracies soon...

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MADJEZ 24.12.11 11:45am
MADJEZ