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‘Literally’ becomes literally the most popular word in Britain 5
edo 3 years

A study by the Department for Education published this week has revealed that ‘literally’ is literally the most commonly spoken word in Britain today. The increasingly popular term pushed out...

Cloned cow meat in UK food chain, say both Food Standards Agencies 3
rickwestwell 3 years
150 year old man puts longevity down to daily scotch and a cloned beef sandwich 1
Phlegm 3 years
Apple announce partwork laptop, part 1 includes trackpad. 0
Erlang 3 years

With each issue you will receive either a piece of handcrafted laptop or part of the stylish operating sytem OSX, together with straightforward instructions on how to create the Apple Mac laptop of...

A group of Iranian students find some cannabis and get stoned 2
arrghgarry 3 years
Supermarkets to stock semi-cloned milk 6
ramblesnake 3 years

for people who only half understand what the fuss is about...

Clarkson launches "Islamafunbia" range 0
Sigmund Freud 3 years

Bloke's bloke and Yorkshireman, Clarkson, has taken full advantage of the publicity generated by his recent use of the term "Burka babes" by launching his own brand of saucy underwear. "I want to...

Weekend festival organisers disappointed at only managing to book 317 acts 0
dandare70 3 years
After watching Logans run on David Cameron warns 0
arrghgarry 3 years

after consulting a council of elders including Norman Tebbit and Margaret Thatcher that council houses should not be for life,and he has a good idea...

Tv Executive looking for housekeeper/cook around christmas time 0
arrghgarry 3 years

must warn, I am a fussy eater ...

Dame Vivienne Westwood to be Grade 1 Listed by Heritage Society. 0
pinxit 3 years

'Paradigm of English Eccentricity' 'Mad as a box of frogs' etc, etc...

Government suggests redundant career advisors become change managers 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Discovery of Shakespeare sonnet first draft suggests he 'may have been gay' 2
pinxit 3 years

"Shall I compare thee to a brick-built shithouse"...

No surprise after revelation that Lib Dem MPs are cloned Tories. 0
Stan Laurel 3 years
Boris Johnson to be unveiled as new leader of female gorillas at London Zoo 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Mcdonalds admits serving cloned food for years 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Santander refused mortgage to buy 318 RBS branches 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Body of John the Baptist discovered. King Herod helping police with inquiries 0
Ludicity 3 years
Arab hobbies site arabmatchmaking.com plans to expand! 3
Sharpehunter 3 years

Press releases reveal that Hoodhui Menhalam the owner of controversial site arabmatchmaking.com a site dedicated to the hobby of making things out of matches has sparked controversy today by...

BP spokesman Robert Van de Graaff announces Static Kill success 2
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Multi-millionaire white goods trader becomes world's first fridge magnate. 2
Phlegm 3 years
Big banks make bumper profits as bankers voluntarily return their bonuses 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

'We don't need the money and shouldn't have it. We are all pleased to help those less fortunate than ourselves.'...

Failing to spot the elephant in the room understandable says embryologist 0
Erlang 3 years
Meat from clowned cows 'tastes funny' 0
jp1885 3 years

Ba-doom tish!...

Cloned dairy farmers 'just twins you daft sod' 0
jp1885 3 years
Top gear's Stig apologises after putting Clarkson into wall at 180mph 1
pinxit 3 years

"If the bricklayer's upset, I'm sorry." More anon...

Lorry driver escapes potential freak accident unharmed 4
newbietryer 3 years

A lorry driver has escaped unharmed when a load of 32 (thirty-two, the number that precedes the number 33 (thirty-three), and follows the number 31 (thirty one))desks did not fall on him...

Cloned cow meat only limited to UK Farmville users 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Apple release mini device that does everything a laptop can do, called a netbook 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Customers claim cowed cloning creates cream confusion. 0
PluckyMunky 3 years