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Serving police officer who is described as kind ,sensitive and a good listener 0
arrghgarry 4 years

on face book by a friend is fired.Chief Constable Dirk Blair said we cannot have police officers listening to people no matter how sober they are ...

Study finds whatever you think about something, the opposite is also true 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Davina McCall will tell her kids that Heroin is great, if she asks 0
arrghgarry 4 years

but it is addictive ,and costly So maybe Anal sex and gangbangs are the way to go...

Blair brings peace to feuding Middle East business interests 0
la maga 4 years

In his first major triumph since becoming Middle East Peace Envoy on a wave of hope and optimism, Tony Blair has this year finally made a difference between Israelis and Palestinians. He has brought...

Stash of maidenheads found buried under Greenwood Tree 0
DonnaQuixote 4 years

Outlandish Knight being held for questioning...

Aircraft Carriers to be built jointly with Iran. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Euphonium player fined for carless parping 2
afternoonslow 4 years

Parping Restrictions, Careless parping represents a serious hazard, as well as it being an offence under the Toad Racket Act 1988 to parp on verges or footpaths without good cause., Do not parp...

Caribbean Voodoo expert called in over MI6 spy death 1
hero2zero 4 years

Following the alleged discovery of a wax doll, locked in a jewel box a Caribbean Witchdoctor has been engaged to assist baffled officers, investigating the death of MI6 spy...

National think-tank offers HMRC partial solution 4
hero2zero 4 years

A government-funded organisation has suggested that those who overpaid on the PAYE system be given an equivalent list of those who have underpaid enabling them to “Pop around” and collect their...

Banned on the run 0
wallster 4 years

The start of the 23rd annual charity fun run in aid of police widows and orphans had to be postponed for a few hours this morning following the discovery of a problem with the course. 22 thousand...

Scout badge system to be adopted for PCSOs 0
hero2zero 4 years

Recent failings in the PCSO organisation has prompted the proposal to introduce badges, based on the Scout “Activity badges” system to denote the level of training and competence of each officer....

UK a World Leader Re the Design of Economic Nightmare, Thatcherite Theme Parks 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

'PM Dave and Chancellor George have done us proud,' said one CON-dem MP. 'Massive cuts and doing-down the vulnerable. Just like the 1980's; and this theme can be exported.'...

Prostitutes apologize to coleen Roooney sorry for being better 0
arrghgarry 4 years

and hope that one day in the futyre they can make up a foursome ...

Defence force slashing "unlikely to hurt" troops in Kevlar vests 1
Nick McCarr 4 years
Climate change sceptics point out September 11 falling "no earlier than normal" 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Bear Grylls starves to death in Little Chef restaurant 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Pastor Jones returns to his 50 member flock after Koran burning stunt 0
arrghgarry 4 years

was a huge success, boyed-up Jones will now take another run at fag burning ...

Police warn that Gerry "Chainsaw" Molloy is stihl crazy after all these years 6
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
UK Sales of Blu Tack Soar 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

As more Chinese-made hover mowers cut out., 'Definitely not the Blu Tack playing up,' said one owner...

Pepsi Drop Ricky Hatton as Secret Footage Shows He's a Coke Man 0
IABP 4 years

more lines to follow...

Person without serious mental illness appears on X-Factor 0
antharrison 4 years
Stella McCartney refuses to call unborn child Vera, Chuck or Dave 0
dicky37 4 years

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Taxman Says He is the Walrus 4
Dun Dunkin 4 years

When asked if he was out of touch and a bit cabin happy a Taxman said, " No. It's simply They are the eggmen.I am the walrus. See how they run like pigs from a gun,Semolina pilchard, climbing up the...

Vatican announces zero-tolerance approach to paedophilia publicity 0
Genghis Cohen 4 years

The Vatican today committed to tackle once and for all what it called the ‘unnatural and unforgivable practice’ of the sexual abuse of children by Catholic priests receiving widespread media...

Laser to be rebranded as Lazer to reclaim its 70s cool. 13
bonjonelson 4 years

The laser was the cool invention of the seventies and eighties, during which time everyone, except the odd nerdy scientist, spelled it with a Z as 'Lazer'. Now, we have lasers in our CD players, in...

Man buys national debt inadvertently as he fails to text the word STOP 1
Basil_B 4 years

when replying to a text message sent by George Osbourne...

Struggling Music Industry Includes Ads As Part of Lyrics in Songs 1
The Dudeman 4 years

A demo track by new rock band The Noise of Colour called 'Because My 2011 Ford Fiesta is cool', was released on Sony Music earlier today, as part of the industry's drive to close a financial gap...

Salman Rushdie sends personal message to Reverend Terry Jones 1
riesler 4 years

"Wait until you see your life insurance premiums!"...

Thefts result in shortage of umbrage 8
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Pedantic English teacher revealed as 9/11 mastermind. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years

"It should have been "The World Trade Centre"" claims Trevor Arbuthnot, before adding "and it was 11/9 not 9/11. Honestly, what is the point? I don't know why I bother."...