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Mark Thatcher 'not quite sure' which hospital his mother is being treated at 0
The Paper Ostrich 4 years

In an emotional statement, Sir Mark Thatcher has announced that he is 'a bit lost' as to which hospital his mother is being treated at for a minor infection. 'Lady Thatcher was admitted to hospital...

Rooney may seek higher wage in public sector as climate change diversity officer 0
ronseal 4 years

Wayne Rooney has threatened to quit Manchester United, as he seeks financial parity with equally blinkered wage earners of his own age. Rooney is said to have become jealous when he heard how much...

Demand for bunting and party food starts to rise in former mining communities 1
rickwestwell 4 years
Vampires, witches and ghost protest at the “over commercialisation” of Halloween 2
Ian Searle 4 years
Peter749400 4 years The Grand Old Duke of York reacted with fury last night as it was announced that his hitherto proud and impressive fighting force of 10,000 men...

Tragedy as Milliband suddenly remembers the answers to recession, 13 years late 0
ronseal 4 years
Government cuts deportment lessons after failure to balance books 0
simonjmr 4 years
Chelsea and Man City preparing bids for UK economy in January transfer window 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Lib Dems seek urgent clarification of court’s German heiress pre-nup decision 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Bank of England minutes reveal 3-way split over digestive, bourbon or garibaldi 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Bankers given Ark Royal & Nimrods to help keep bonus safe 1
Gerontius 4 years

City of London bankers, worried about how to get this year’s huge fat bonus home safely without it falling into the hands of the poor and needy have indicated they might be interested in taking...

Half a million to lose jobs due to coalition Cu#ts ,margaret Thatcher takes 0
arrghgarry 4 years

one for the team by catching Botulism and dying tonight at 11.55 to divert attention ...

Heston's guests slag off 'feast': "it was all this weird shite!" 2
Nick McCarr 4 years
Hernandez to go to Real for 25 million euros in 2012 2
Mary 4 years

Little Pea Real Madrid have today confirmed a deal to bring Manchester United’s bright young Mexican striker Hernandez to the Bernabeu in July 2012 if, as expected, he becomes a world class...

Flu virus hospitalised with a severe case of Thatcher 1
simonjmr 4 years

Outlook bleak for the virus. More soon...

Thatcher promises to rise again in time for Halloween 1
simonjmr 4 years
Defence review: Armed Forces to take up Morris Dancing. 0
afternoonslow 4 years

“It all came to me in a sublime flash of inspiration during one of our Intensive Morris Dancing sessions in the Treasury with those rather racy Liberals,” said the Chancellor; ” We shall scrap...

Thatcher treated in hospital. Well, that's what you get with private medicine 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Navy ship cleared of aircraft virus, but it is a carrier 0
Erlang 4 years

., Think I'll abandon this one...

Mobile phone terror cell smashed by adequately funded MI5 action 8
Golgo13 4 years

The Home Secretary, Theresa May, has announced today that an 'imminent terrorist threat' has been thwarted after MI5, working in partnership with German security services, apprehended five members of...

Prince guilty of gay servant sex murder 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

Daily Mirror front page implodes...

Harry and Paul in funny sketch shock... 2
be reasonable 4 years

retired 90's comedians Harry Whitehouse and Paul Enfield today shocked audiences by broadcasting an amusing sketch. BBC switchboards were inundated by a complaint from one of the several viewers,...

Britain could fail to fight illegal wars on behalf of George Bush, warns Ed Mil 0
ronseal 4 years

If a former tabloid editor were to cobble together a tissue of lies about weapons of mass consruction, Britain may no longer have the resources to kill hundreds of thousands of people, on behalf of a...

Gynaecologist looks up old friends on facebook... 0
be reasonable 4 years
Masterchef contestant cooks something edible; Inquiry launched 0
Mrblacker 4 years
RAF to be equipped with new Phillipino Super Typhoon. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
BBC Parliament to repeat Labour government highlights for the next six years... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
BBC starts economy drive by axeing the Parliament channel. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
JFK criticised for going down as if he’d been tackled by a Premiership defender 0
Nobby Holder 4 years
Statistician calculates how many cats Bill Gates could put in bins at £250 a go. 2
MADJEZ 4 years

20,412 more mindless statistics soon...