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Sales of fisting gloves soar as Catholic Schools uphold repeal of No Touch law 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Compensation shake-up set to save NHS millions 0
hero2zero 4 years

So they cut the wrong leg off, look on the bright side, now you can have two false legs, why would you want compensation?...

Microsoft's share of search market doubles from 1% to 2% 0
Dumbnews 4 years
The Brazilian Government strongly denies it is sponsoring the Real IRA 0
arrghgarry 4 years

mas or menos...

Montgomerie Unhappy as Press Continually Ask the Whereabouts of his Personality 2
IABP 4 years

[Fore soon] The less than jovial Scot, who has more injunctions than Majors, blamed the loss of his personality on a mobile phone going off in the press room...

Hugh Dennis has a "faux pas" when doing voice over ..... 0
thackaray 4 years

.. for Germany's annoucement of end to it's WWI reparation payments. "How you being paying too much for your car insurance?" More soon...

Arundells to become a grocer's shop 0
roybland 4 years

Arundells, the home of former prime minister Sir Edward Heath, is to be a grocer's shop after its trustees decided the house was no longer financially viable as a visitor attraction. 'Arundells has...

Liam Fox concedes we need Trident "because I can't get a hard-on without it". 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Chinese rocket to put the Moon on Street View 0
Sinnick 4 years

Chinese scientists have today launched a rocket towards the Moon. The payload is secret, but our reporters have discovered that it comprises a large white van with a camera on top. The project...

Scientists find habitable, earth-like region, wtihin 20 miles of Birmingham, 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Beckham fucks prostitutes 0
bonjonelson 4 years

says a Liar (reports The Sun)...

"Specsavers was shut," admits Mrs Kim Jong-il 0
allmyownstunts 4 years
Isle of Wight to get HD Ceefax 0
roybland 4 years
Curtis still determined to divorce sixth wife 0
roybland 4 years
Moat resumes rampage 0
roybland 4 years
‘BMW recall is proof enough for me’ admits Dawkins 0
Nobby Holder 4 years

and me too...

‘Flagship’ school hijacked by pirates 2
dicky37 4 years

In a disastrous start to its first term, Wolverhampton’s flagship Academy School has been taken over by a band of Somali pirates, and is en route to the Gulf of Aden. Pirates boarded the £300M...

Real IRA re-considering its position after Ireland declared 'crap' 3
red 4 years

The dissident Irish Republican movement, the Real IRA, has announced an immediate end to all terrorist activities after an army council meeting failed to come up with an answer to its own question of...

Surreal IRA planning winter campaign of significant bewilderment, claim MI5 4
bonjonelson 4 years

more sooooon...

Tyneside Fashion Designers Launch Their New Range of 'Scanty-wear' 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

For upcoming Winter...

International cyclists to be tested for Viagra-use 2
hero2zero 4 years

In an attempt to “Clean-up” the image of Lycra-clad international cyclists, testing for Viagra is to be introduced for the coming season. One official told us how the current image tended to make...

'Tory Cuts Getting Out of Hand,' Says One Critic 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

As some Tory MP's demand modified bus shelters as a substitute for social housing...

New social media fails to catch on, called talking 4
Dumbnews 4 years
Research into female libido loss 'a headache' say scientists 0
roybland 4 years
Germany Issues I.O.U for 20 Millions Lives. 2
IABP 4 years

More Sassoon...

Dyslexic Guy releived that his Diagnosis proves that he isnt Igronant 5
Rowly 4 years
US Ryder Cup Golfers To Appear At Tory Conference 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

In vain hope of seeking shelter from the Tories...

Home Delivery Network to be renamed 'Far-away Factory Network' 0
gaijintendo 4 years

for obvious reasons...

Hitler comes out of hiding after Germany pays off it`s world war 1 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Germany finally pays off WWI debt with consolidation loan. 2
the coarse whisperer 4 years