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Referendum on Europe - The Final Countdown 0
GreenCross 25.10.11 12:52pm
GreenCross
EU to bury Britain in undisclosed North Sea location

The European Union today announced that it had given a traditional North Sea burial to its troublesome former member state, the United Kingdom. The move follows political and health concerns about...

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Long Distance Clara 25.10.11 12:51pm
GreenCross
ICM Poll shows 70% of turkeys want a referendum on Christmas. More soon. 0
GreenCross 25.10.11 12:50pm
GreenCross
Missing anti-capitalism protestors found in cathedral gift shop. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 25.10.11 12:10pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Chinese airline company charged with 'employing pirates' 1
Perks 25.10.11 11:12am
Qoxiivi
Efforts to find pics of Gadaffi and Blair together in tents "intense"... 0
nickb 25.10.11 10:48am
nickb
Cameron banned for 3 days for over use of the whip 6
Perks 25.10.11 9:03am
spoole2112
BBC man’s brain explodes explaining complexities of EU vote

In a tragic incident, the BBC’s Nick Robinson’s head exploded under the strain of trying to explain the intricacies of last night’s European Union referendum vote. Paying tribute, a BBC...

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Clarky 25.10.11 8:36am
Clarky
MET to investigate Terry's racist comments as "may make a good training video" 0
Perks 25.10.11 8:20am
Perks
Sarkozy has something "special" planned for Camerons next holiday 0
simonjmr 25.10.11 8:01am
simonjmr
UN Report: World Population May Reach "Fuckloads" In Our Lifetime 0
Textbook 25.10.11 2:58am
Textbook
Sade confusion prompts shocked theatre walk-outs

Audiences walking out in disgust from a Royal Shakespeare Company production of Marat/Sade have confused the violent and sexually explicit play with a come-back performance by the 1980s band, Sade,...

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Clarky 25.10.11 2:53am
Textbook
Farm Foodies declare "Supreme gourmet evening a complete success"

Following the success of the UK's Michelin starred restaurants customers competing for "Foodie of the year", cut-price frozen food reseller Farm Foods has announced the result of its own competition...

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antharrison 24.10.11 11:21pm
antharrison
Roonie's dad unexpected billionaire. 1
Boutros 24.10.11 11:09pm
Boutros
Cameron unveils "rhetoric" as new wonder fuel

The government today has announced that it needs to work "harder and faster" to bring down energy bills, Mr Cameron has said that they wanted to create a "trusted, simple and transparent" market....

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simonjmr 24.10.11 10:24pm
FlashArry
Rebel MPs hanging tough on Cameron 0
simonjmr 24.10.11 10:08pm
simonjmr
Dale farm travellers enjoying their new spot at St. Paul's... 3
Psycadelic Squirrel 24.10.11 10:03pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Libyan Olympic shooting squad selection 'overwhelmed' by late applicants 0
FlashArry 24.10.11 9:26pm
FlashArry
Somali Pirates to advise Wall Street occupiers...

meanwhile reports are coming in of Somali pirates falling foul of Nigerian scammers - while Abuja cyber cafes being occupied by Nigerian Protestors. "Some of these internet experts have all the...

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brd888 24.10.11 9:21pm
brd888
Tabak 'obviously gay' according to prosecution - did not enjoy throat-holding

Men across Britain were united in feeling slightly uneasy on Friday when reports emerged of the prosecution's line of questioning in the Joanna Yeates murder trial. It transpired that Nigel Lickley,...

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GreenCross 24.10.11 8:55pm
GreenCross
Unemployed scaremongers 'may be forced to re-train' as fish or ironmongers

[More soon]...

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dicky37 24.10.11 8:18pm
Al OPecia
Anti-capitalists demand grammar law change

Anti-Capitalist protesters have continued their protest outside the British Library promising not to leave until grammar rules have been changed. The group, Occupy Sesame Street, believe that...

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Perks 24.10.11 8:18pm
writinginbsl
Merkel sends Sarkozy/Cameron to bed early after "Silly Argument" 0
Drylaw 24.10.11 8:08pm
Drylaw
Churches to display warning: "Souls may go down as well as up"

from on idea by roybland...

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Sinnick 24.10.11 7:51pm
witless
British holiday-makers pool hoarded Euros to buy back power from EU 0
kga6 24.10.11 7:16pm
kga6
Football manager questions commitment of players only giving 100% 0
Plockton Assbeard 24.10.11 7:06pm
Plockton Assbeard
Dutch reeferendum: turnout likely to be high

isnpired by waylandmithy. Pork pie looks delicious. Suddenly peckish...

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nickb 24.10.11 6:55pm
JohnA
New Zealand's world cup joy mixed with woe as Man U. loses

New Zealand's happiness at the rugby world cup triumph has been mixed with sadness at the shock 6-1 defeat of Manchester United. Most United fans live in the southern hemisphere with a...

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apepper 24.10.11 6:31pm
apepper
Viking detective Inspector Norse set for TV

ITV have commissioned a new Viking detective series to be screened early next year. Set in the year 1012, Inspector Norse will solve cases of rape and pillage in the hamlet of Oxford. A grumpy...

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A Wagonload Of Monkeys 24.10.11 5:59pm
dvo4fun
FTSE closes 59 points up - hits 3 month high - Occupy camp becomes lucky charm 0
GreenCross 24.10.11 5:38pm
GreenCross