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Using a Blackberry does not count as one of your 5-a-day 0
Mr.3374 4 years
Pound reaches all-time record low against the Kilo. 7
bonjonelson 4 years

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BBC run out of ideas of what to do with James May 4
Basil_B 4 years

BBC producers and programme writers today threw in the towel over the issue of what to do next with James May., 'We've hit a total brick wall with fresh ideas of what to do with James' explained...

League Against Cruel Sports release latest results 4
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Puffin twatting 3 - Horse beating 6, Dogs v Cats is a late kick off, Bear baiting 0 - Hamsters up popstar's arse 1 From the Welsh League, Sheep rogering 15 - Goat tossing 3...

Ark Royal 0
Miroslav 4 years

Argentine defense minister tells MoD: 'We would be happy to take over the Ark Royal.'...

Word 'fairness' found buried near A10 layby 2
la maga 4 years

The word 'fairness' was today discovered by police buried in a shallow grave off the busy A10 between London and Cambridge. A police spokesman announced the discovery in a sombre news conference,...

NewsBiscuit Website infected with "Monty Python" virus. 7
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Existential crisis won't stop me shaving or enjoying life, vows French film hero 0
Oxbridge 4 years

Jean-Claude Masson, a 29-year-old Parisian who is the star of a new multi-award winning state-funded Canal Plus film, has admitted to facing a profound crisis as a result of discovering the essential...

NIB material from MCA? 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Broad, Medium and Fine...

Front page material from MCA? 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Brocade, brushed cotton, buckram, calico, chambray, cheescloth, chiffon, chintz, corduroy, crepe de chine, denim, felt, fleece, gabardine, georgette, gingham, hessian, jacquard, jersey, lace, lame,...

Police may have to use film title game to show contempt for next public inquiry 5
ronseal 4 years

Big Town police chief Brian Stephens says the police may have to change tactics in the next public inquiry into their conduct. Until now, they've shown their contempt for the people by working song...

Mile-High Club to open door to 'Do-It-Yourselfers' 25
Golgo13 4 years

While sexual intercourse and air travel have probably never enjoyed greater popularity as separate activities, the Mile-High Club has admitted that it is finding it increasingly hard to attract new...

Poundland to join the European Union, but will not adopt the Euro. 0
bonjonelson 4 years

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"I'm a Celebrity" executives admit using Autotune on Shaun Ryder's voice. 0
bonjonelson 4 years

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Kate Middleton still has to ‘earn the right’ to appear on reality TV shows. 0
Stan 4 years

Speculation that Princess in Waiting, Kate Middleton, may make her public debut in a TV reality show have been dashed by media experts. Reflecting on her career potential, public relations guru Max...

Durex introduce new "Middle-Age Sensual Massage Oil" range. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Including: "Make us a cuppa tea first", "Be quick, I want to finish the Femail Section", and, "Can't you have a rub-out in the bath instead?"...

Katie Price more than happy with her new Voo doo doll. 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Entrance fee of 1 billion euros to Dublin march clears National Debt instantly. 0
Milo Shame 4 years

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U.S passenger sees red as she is subjected to patdown 0
arrghgarry 4 years

after special agents smell a rat ," it was just my sanitary towel that was sticking out ",, she complained to womens magazine "Gladrags"

Wikileaks reveals that Gordon Brown and Tony Blair had some kind of 0
arrghgarry 4 years

special pact but Cherie Blair was not interested,but Mandy was...

Viewers not shocked as 'i'm a celebrity' celeb's revealed to be fake 0
Basil_B 4 years
Eric Pickles refuses to discuss the concept of the squeezed middle. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Black-eyed Eccelstone to become new face of Burberry 1
Milo Shame 4 years

A spokesman for Burberry confirmed that Bernie Ecclestone is to become the new face of Burberry in the lead-up to Christmas. The spokesman said, 'we really couldn't be any happier. The whole...

Miliband declares honesty 'best policy', though sleeping dogs allowed to lie 0
dicky37 4 years

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Footballer's loyalty shown during goal celebration by kissing agent & not badge 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Banks develop new 'money kennel' service for anxious holidaymakers 2
Milo Shame 4 years

Now the holiday period is upon us, a leading High Street bank has come up with a helpful way to assist travellers concerned about leaving their money at home, alone without food or water and at risk...

Arguments heat up as Climate change deniers accused of McCarthyism 0
Rowly 4 years

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Wikileaks reveal that the U.S. Government thought Gordon Brown was 3
arrghgarry 4 years

an incompetent asshole or as the British say wanker...

' we may lose World Cup but we're not going to lose the saucer' says Cameron 1
Basil_B 4 years
Irish protest against cuts "just for the Craic". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years