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Pensioner finds knife in his back thirteen years after party 0
pinxit 4 years

An English man living in Huntingdonshire spent thirteen years with a knife in his back having 'forgotten' he was stabbed, because he was drunk with power at the time. Police said doctors had found...

Jimmy Carter Meets Republic of SPCA Officials to Negotiate Release of Binned Cat 0
mugwump 4 years
Clegg slams 'partial' budget report 0
sauce 4 years

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg says a report which says that the Budget has hit poorest families the hardest is "partial". 'The full picture shows that [i]we're[/i] better off,' he said,...

Bez to work as a dancer in jail laundry room 0
IABP 4 years

Bez still protests his innocence and shouted at the magistrate as he was taken down "You're twisting my felony, man."...

Camerons' new baby Florence to insist on being called 'Dave' 0
Genghis Cohen 4 years
Experts warn it may take 4 years to rescue clueless suckers from debt mine 8
island1 4 years

Contact has finally been established with 53 million people trapped under a collapsed debt mountain in a struggling first world country. The beleaguered consumers are said to be alive and fairly well...

Chris Tarrant furious, Who Wants to be a Millionaire won by tourettes sufferer! 6
Sharpehunter 4 years

"What would you normally play football with?" asked the humorous and warm family viewing favourite Chris Tarrant. He was as surprised as the viewers when Mrs Sarah Agnew of Basingstoke kept shouting...

Underground Chilean “Big Brother” lacked forward planning 2
virtuallywill 4 years

Bank worker admits ,dumping cat in the bin was completely out of character 4
arrghgarry 4 years

she usually just hits them with a house brick...

Chilean version of Big Brother to last 'at least another 4 months' 2
jp1885 4 years
Bill Clinton trys to outclass Jimmy carter by offering to take Monica lewinsky 4
arrghgarry 4 years

to north korea...

Cat-binning RBS employee provides insights into UK banking disaster. More soon 2
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Marie Bayle reports that she "thought the cat would get out [on its own]", and she can't see what the problem is. Reminds one of banking performance, generally...

Channel Four to lauch programme on hydroponics entitled 'Hash in the Attic' 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Homeless people start hiding in wheelie bins ,then someone tells the 0
arrghgarry 4 years

worthless bastards that the RSPCA puts down the unwanted after 2 days...

Americans oppose ‘insensitive’ Hiroshima church plans 15
ianslat 4 years

American campaigners are mounting a campaign to urge Japanese officials to reject plans to build a church close to the site where an atomic bomb was dropped in the city of Hiroshima in 1945. ‘We...

'Media spotlight' to be replaced by low-energy media uplighter 1
dicky37 4 years

[More soon]... 0
IABP 4 years

Complain they are being inundated with people looking for information about politicians. For a complete guide to the stringed instruments used in classical antiquity go to For...

Tony Blair donates his Magic 8-Ball to British Legion 0
Insomnia 4 years
MI6 boss regrets telling operative “ the job’s in the bag” 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Homeless man hiding in wheelie bin injured by cat 0
Insomnia 4 years
David Cameron, "I'm very relieved that we didn't holiday in Yorkshire!" 1
Sharpehunter 4 years
Greens relieved that murdered spy's bag can be re-used 0
yussle 4 years

After a quick rinse...

MB Games to sponsor trapped chilean miners 1
4 years

MB Games is set to secure the services of the trapped Chilean miners to promote its family favourate Connect 4 game in the run up to Christmas. A spokesman for the company said; "We sympathise with...

Branson in second Channel record attempt - this time he wants to walk it 0
Ian Searle 4 years
BT's "Adam and Jane" campaign has been banned for misleading customers 0
Ian Searle 4 years

They are not actually shagging!...

Shock as CCTV footage shows cat dumped in bin instead of flower border 0
QorbeQ 4 years
US dog eats beehive to win unusual pet insurance award but is stung by renwal 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Mary Bale admits to having placed spy in bag 'as a joke' 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Wheelie bin outrage: RSPCA rubbish copycat fears. 0
Dickens or Shakespeare 4 years
Dumped cat begs to be taken back 0
jp1885 4 years