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Florida church admits A Journey / Koran mix-up 1
ianslat 4 years
Eminent geneticist sacked for cloning around at work. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Blair's book becomes fastest selling book in history. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Or to be more specific in the history of the Waterstones branch of Bury which could be put down to the fact that there has been a severe shortage of toilet paper in the Greater Manchester area within...

Karzai agrees to eradicate bribery and replace it with tipping 3
Dumbnews 4 years
Dawkins concedes existence of God but maintains He's Man-Made 1
Luzanos 4 years

Dawkins concedes existence of God but maintains He's Man-Made...

From South Pacific to Crewe for beach volleyball hopefuls 0
Basil_B 4 years

This is a real story from my local rag. There's not a beach within fifty miles of crewe., Sometimes you don't have to make it up...

Strictly Come Dancing 'getting earlier every year'. More soon. 1
Mary Evans 4 years
Bruce Willis to star in Deepwater Horizon: The Respectful Movie Reconstruction 1
la maga 4 years

The Deepwater Horizon disaster is to be made into a Hollywood film this winter, with Bruce Willis rumoured to be in the starring role. "It will be very respectful," said Dane Thompson, one of the...

Fahrenheit 451 Burned 0
Luzanos 4 years

Fahrenheit 451 Burned...

Halliburton found to be Satan's 'legit' front in battle against all that is good 0
la maga 4 years
Survey shows 100% of Mentally-ill men have Fear of Committment 0
Luzanos 4 years

Survey shows 100% of Mentally-ill men have fear of committment...

UK public book burning falls foul of Health & Safety regulations 0
hero2zero 4 years

Despite having completed a full risk assessment in writing, in triplicate, ensuring the correct use and availability of a full range of safety equipment, ensuring the presence of the required number...

Over zealous airbrushing renders Strictly stars unrecognisable 2
hero2zero 4 years

One national newspaper said, “Dust off your sequins, this time you might even recognise them,” but the BBC web page promotional photos tell a different story. “There's Gavin Henson, with a...

Ex-combat soldier, turned Police Officer struggles to adjust to public 0
hero2zero 4 years

The anonymous officer, via his blog told of how he constantly had to remind himself that he was no longer in Iraq and he should try to win the hearts and minds of the British public. Fortunately he...

John Higgins being considered for Pakistan cricket team 2
custard cream 4 years

In a surprise move, Pakistan cricket authorities have confirmed that former world snooker champion, John Higgins is in the frame for a call up to the Pakistan cricket team. Higgins has today been...

Political memoirs set to warm the winter nights 0
hero2zero 4 years

Chemical analysis of “The journey” highlights the calorific value of political memoirs to winter-shivering pensioners. A leaked report suggests that they have the capability of warming the...

Hawking's Big Bang Theory not the End of the World 4
Luzanos 4 years

Hawking's Big Bang Theory not the End of the World...

Blairs memoirs to be substituted for Korans in aid of 9/11 anniversary burnings 9
Basil_B 4 years

Now everyone is happy...

Journalist found guilty of tapping his own phone 0
Zadok the second 4 years

John Wenders, a senior editor at the News of The World has been found guilty of hacking into his own voicemails. Justice Pritchard summing up the case concluded "You have acted maliciously, wantonly...

Angelina Jolie Liquidised For Visit to Promote Plight of Chilean Miners 3
mugwump 4 years
Screenplay editors in Hollywood shocked as a word containing two syllables 5
Basil_B 4 years

is accidently included in the script for the next Sylvester Stallone action movie...

John Lennon killer Mark Chapman asks for parole so he can have another go . 3
arrghgarry 4 years
Headliner Writer Makes Headlines 0
Luzanos 4 years

Headliner Writer Makes Headlines...

French Revolutionaires FC sends Marat for an early bath 2
simonjmr 4 years
Pope Promises to get to Bottom of Abuse 0
Luzanos 4 years

Pope Promises to get to Bottom of Abuse...

David Cameron proclaims 'I'm King of the World' at Awards Ceremony 0
Luzanos 4 years

David Cameron proclaims 'I'm King of the World' at Awards Ceremony...

Health officials seek Legionnaires' source 0
riesler 4 years

North Africa "not ruled out".

Obesity surgery could save millions of sandwiches ,fish, biscuits ,chickens , 4
arrghgarry 4 years

from being turned to waste less shit...

Mclaren deny any team orders as Jenson spits another dummy out of his pram 2
Trini 4 years
First Irish genome sequenced proves they are subset of the human race 7
Griffin 4 years