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Prescott still defiantly backing Glen Miliband 2
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The Labour Leadership struggle is not over yet, a defiant John Prescott warned yesterday. Reports say he is planning a coup to be fronted by a third brother in the Miliband dynasty., Prescott told...

Student communities infiltrated by sleepers 1
Des Custard 4 years
'Stalin would have been better with the right spin' says Ed Miliband 2
Basil_B 4 years
Government prepares soundproofed holding pen for ageing reality tv stars 2
la maga 4 years

Secret government plans to build a vast camera-free soundproofed holding pen by 2030 for today's reality tv stars have today been leaked to the press amidst accusations that the project will 'strip...

Osbourne to explain spending cuts and how the plastic surgeon really fucked up 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Tory Conference Delegates Told To Hone Up Their 1980's Sneering Techniques Again 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

In readiness for the millions to be thrown out of work...

2011 Tory Conference To Be Held On Tory Island 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Sort of a 'back to basics' gesture, no doubt...

Dan Quayle refutes that he was part of a V.D.testing programme run by 0
arrghgarry 4 years

the U.S. Government on retards in the Americas .His wife Marilyn wishes their syphilitic son had not come out asking for donations recently has this throws doubt on Dan`s words...

Confusion on roads as BMW driver uses indicators... 0
one against the world 4 years
New Role For Lib-Dems At Tory Conference 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Post-conference cleaning squad...

Spectacular collapse of Commonwealth Games Village mistaken for opening ceremony 0
jm 4 years
Cameron To Experience Living On The Street 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

By parking his luxury caravan outside his Kensington and Chelsea home for a few nights...

Court case threatens Car Boot future. 2
Mrblacker 4 years

Organisers of tat sales across England and Wales are watching a civil case due before Birmingham County Court this week with great interest, as it could signal the end of car boot sales as we know...

Tree Jockey breaks world record with 10MPH shrub 0
Rowly 4 years

A delighted tree jockey attained a world shrub speed record today of 10mph., "I've been breaking him in slowly" said Trainer Sid Bark."we have had him since a seedling, we had to use the whip a bit...

French Connection UK's new range of T-Shirts for dyslexics banned` 0
bonjonelson 4 years

[mroe snoo]...

'Talking very slowly' to replace modern foreign languages. 5
Zadok the second 4 years

Education Secretary Michael Gove has outlined plans to scrap Modern Foreign Languages as part of the National Curriculum, and to replace them with a programme which encourages children to speak...

Al-Qaida in complaint over threat levels 0
roybland 4 years

Al-Qaida has issued a strongly worded complaint over the Home Office's classification of terrorist 'threat levels'. The levels purport to grade the risk of a terrorist attack from low to critical.,...

"We have a great future" - Cameron 1
riesler 4 years

"Oops, I mean I have a great future". Millions more soon...

Richard Curtis to release climate change denier beheading video. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Top Nazi planned to retire to Cornwall... 0
be reasonable 4 years

It was disclosed today that Von Ribbentrop, Hitler's Foreign Minister, planned to retire to Cornwall after the war, apparently not noticing that most British Nazi's prefer Worthing, Bexhill and...

FIFA issue a Lothario warning to the East Midlands as Sven heads for Leicester 0
TerribleTim 4 years
Keith Chegwin exonorated of all War Crimes charges at The Hague 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Montegomerie Answers Very Small Reporter Standing in Front of His Desk 0
IABP 4 years

Liam fox known as the Shadow ,defence secretary has had his Skoda stolen 0
arrghgarry 4 years

police are on the look out for very desperate criminals...

Channel Four unveils plans for Real Reality TV 0
hero2zero 4 years

Introduction to the new channel is planned to begin on Channel Four with, “The Xecutive Factor,” in which well-qualified competitors will vi to lay-out planning aims and financial management...

Birmingham meeting may recommend beatification of Nick Clegg 0
roybland 4 years
Community Charge on Eric Pickles' jowls to remain unchanged 0
roybland 4 years
Late drama leads to disappointment for trapped miners 1
peterfootpad 4 years

Overwhelming joy turned to abject despair for the 33 Chilean miners trapped underground when it was discovered rescue workers had been drilling the 500 mts rescue shaft in the wrong place., Hopes...

Tories announce big cuts to conference champagne consumption 1
roybland 4 years
Cold Case Unit blames 90% of family colds on ‘that selfish bastard on the train' 3
Stan Laurel 4 years

Police Cold Case Unit blames 90% of family colds on ‘that selfish bastard on the train’. A report from the Police's top cold case review unit has found that the vast majority of colds bought...