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Poorly installed burglar alarm makes Daily Mail reader 'prisoner in my own home' 0
la maga 4 years
Frank Spencer killed the Black Panther movement 0
BlackAndroid 4 years

The once respected Black Beret is regarded nothing more than a piece of comical headwear, what once symbolised political struggle and black power against the oppression of US government has been...

President Obama shows Miami beaches now clean of BP oil 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Graham buttsniff R.I.P.Crossroads 0
Ding dang doo 4 years

Sad news today on the set of Crossroads the once popular tea time show that died of death some 300 years ago when Sandy stood up from his wheel chair!!! The eagerly awaited return of the once...

President Zardari caught in flood of syphoned off aid money. 1
ramblesnake 4 years

More aid forecast soon...

Lonely heart admits 'Poor sense of humour' on dating profile, Universe implodes 0
la maga 4 years
World Health Organisation concerned about lack of deadly pandemics. 1
4 years

The World Health Organisation has today announced it's concern over the severe lack of any serious, life threatening pandemics since the Swine Flu fiasco ended some time ago. Margaret Chan, the...

Patrick Moore reveals genitals in protest over Beebs scheduling of Sky at Night 1
Basil_B 4 years

Veteran Astronomer and TV Presenter Patrick Moore shocked viewers by unzipping his trousers and pulling out his genitals as a demonstration against the scheduling of his show the Sky at Night in...

Desert Island Discs guest drowns in ocean of nostalgia and sentimentality 0
roybland 4 years
People who wear sunglasses remain unsophisticated, study finds 0
roybland 4 years

People who wear sunglasses remain just the same unsophisticated and boring nobodies they were before they donned their sunglasses, a study by the University of Brighton has found. ‘We studied a...

Reliance on solar power could lead to wars over sunlight, warns expert 10
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

As Britain and other industrialised nations become increasingly hooked on solar energy, our reliance on the sun may have fatal consequences, an expert has warned. At his book launch, he laid out the...

Undead hordes 'not bothered' by government plans to privatise provision of air 0
la maga 4 years
Man arrested for sexually abusing a shark. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Apparently Police are not accepting the man's defence that he mis-read a job advertisement for a shark tagger...

Obama approves mosque in NY..... and then dropping a 110 story building on it. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

More religious conflict no doubt soon...

Postman to sue BP for causing bad back after they post huge losses. 0
Basil_B 4 years
English Countryside to be bought by Disney. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

I just wish that this wasn't true...

Lord Prescott denies wearing truss, 2,263 BAA staff who saw it are sacked.. - 2 31
Sharpehunter 4 years

It is alleged that the BAA staff gathered around one of the new X-ray machines at Heathrow Airport when Lord Prescott the Bard, Wit & Venerable Pouch of Hull and Lady Prescott waddled through the...

Christopher Plummers crack cocaine only available at the finest 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Sun's 'Quiet Period' Dramatically End's At Neptune's Stag Party 0
mugwump 4 years
Martial Arts expert beats ex-offender to pulp 1
hero2zero 4 years

Third Dan, black belt holder, Dan Mann told our reporter, “I saw this man passing by on my old bike, stolen three months ago and never recovered, something snapped, the red mist descended, I...

World's ugliest man to buy world's most beautiful car. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years


Stephen Fry to give Norwich City team-talk via Twitter. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Premier league a bad influence on children 5
whickerman 4 years

When has coming forth ever been considered a success?...

Suffolk Police to give stolen bikes to offenders 0
hero2zero 4 years

A retired Police Officer said, "In my days that we called it, fitting somebody up!" DI Crabtree, who came up with the idea told us, "Its a case of soft on crime and tough on the victims of crime, I...

Outrage as army manoeuvres disturb Blackpool's memorial to the Unknown Pisser 1
rickwestwell 4 years
‘Noisy party’ was in fact the sound of Feltz's career imploding even further 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Steven Slater was fired by the Airline`s strict Don`t ask don`t tell the world 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Government announces overhaul of Ministry of Sound 2
jp1885 4 years

More soon., Sorry to SingingHinny for nicking his/her idea!...

Bill Gates admits being stumped by the Fn key 0
4 years

An anonymous individual spoke out today of their fury at the ambiguous Fn key. "We have Ctrl," he said. "Why the heck do we need the effing Fn too?", In a statement today, Bill Gates has admitted...

Government accuses Jesus of being the root cause of binge drinking 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

"Christianity in general and Jesus in particular. Thats where the roots are" Said the statement. "Every child from an early age has it drummed into them, Jesus turns water into wine, why? Because it...