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Southport Raided by Vikings

The smoke could be seen as far as Liverpool. One by one along the Northwest coast, torches were lit on high hills, to signal to everyone that the once feared and mighty Vikings had finally returned...

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paddyparkinson 07.03.12 10:59pm
Serial Killer upset after asterisk put next to body count.

"I could have killed just as many people without the use of steroids" shouted Tate O'Brien before being escorted out of the court room. Since most of the victims died of blunt force injuries, the...

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Brian Malloy 07.03.12 10:29pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Bleak picture for future of Syria painted by UN secretary Banksy Moon 1
nostra da mouse 07.03.12 10:17pm
ianrbland
Saudi homeopath faces a public flossing under Sharia law 5
cinquecento 07.03.12 9:49pm
nickb
Exoplanet discovered in orbit around Simon Cowell's ego.

The Society of British Astronomers in association with exoplanet hunting website Zooniverse will announce the discovery of a new exoplanet tomorrow. In a press release the Society explains how the...

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ianrbland 07.03.12 9:42pm
ianrbland
Gorilla genome could hold clue to BNP

Researchers in Cambridge who have deciphered the genetic code of the gorilla, say they can now explain why members of the British National Party have failed to evolve beyond the Great Ape family....

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roybland 07.03.12 9:17pm
roybland
Porn star told to keep up the good work 0
Dumbnews 07.03.12 8:31pm
Dumbnews
View from platform 5 Willesden Junction to get its own app - iSore 3
ronseal 07.03.12 7:53pm
dvo4fun
Blender manufacturer goes into liquidation

alternatively Fruit juice company goes into liquidation, etc....

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Immunis 07.03.12 5:47pm
New alternate universe arachnophobic Spiderman series fails miserably.

More to come...

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Brian Malloy 07.03.12 5:32pm
Brian Malloy
France has too many French people, say foreigners

Following controversial comments on immigrants made by French President Nicolas Sarkozy, people who live in other counties have found common ground in agreeing that the problem with France is that it...

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Long Distance Clara 07.03.12 5:18pm
nostra da mouse
Oil prices rocket following Israeli attack on Iran nuclear facilities 0
nostra da mouse 07.03.12 5:03pm
nostra da mouse
Apple enter the piracy market with the launch of the iPatch 5
Psycadelic Squirrel 07.03.12 4:53pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Porn industry welcomes new 'touchy-feely' iPad

I'm writing this before someone else does...

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hughesroland 07.03.12 4:51pm
hughesroland
Remploy redundancies hailed by Tories as a return to traditional Tory values 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.03.12 3:02pm
Duncan Biscuit
11m Greeks win Euro millions without even buying tickets 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.03.12 3:01pm
Duncan Biscuit
Taxation fears force God to reconsider his ownership of many mansions 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.03.12 3:01pm
Duncan Biscuit
Apple enter Madagascan primate market with launch of the ii

.. enough igags already...

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cinquecento 07.03.12 2:59pm
cinquecento
"Iran could develop nuclear weapons within 45 minutes" - Cameron 1
bonjonelson 07.03.12 2:46pm
Dumbnews
Mike Ashley to rename Newcastle United to "Sports Direct Union"

Less than a day after a fan was fined £100 for spraying 'St. James' Park' onto the ground of Newcastle United, chairman Mike Ashley has announced that the team itself is to be rebranded 'Sports...

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WatcherMark 07.03.12 2:00pm
WatcherMark
Diappointment in Homs as Amos not accompanied by Porthos and D'Artagnan 0
cinquecento 07.03.12 1:54pm
cinquecento
Mitt Romney happy to win 6 states, surprised that Vladimir Putin won other 4! 0
Iamthestig 07.03.12 1:17pm
Iamthestig
Green Giant agree to broker the middle-east Peas process 0
Iamthestig 07.03.12 1:11pm
Iamthestig
Happy Days actor charged over multi-billion dollar 'Fonzi scheme'

More soon. http://www.marginallyclever.com/fonzie_scheme/fonzie1.jpg...

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MADJEZ 07.03.12 1:07pm
MADJEZ
Fears of new drought restrictions as songs from The Little River Band dry up

Global warming is also blamed when Robert Redford announces his next film is to be called 'A Stream Runs Through It'...

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Ian Searle 07.03.12 1:04pm
Ian Searle
Super Tuesday To Be Replaced With Fabulous Wednesday 0
sredni vashta 07.03.12 12:05pm
sredni vashta
Comedy sketch artist fired for just drawing one-liners

___________...

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Perks 07.03.12 12:00pm
Perks
Credit card companies in meltdown

The amount of money lost due to fraud and malpractice by credit card companies fell last year by 7% to £341m - its lowest level for 11 years. Mandy Jackson, of the UK Cards Association, said:...

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medici2471 07.03.12 11:48am
medici2471
Nicolas Sarkozy "France has too many foreigners, just look at Francois Hollande" 0
simonjmr 07.03.12 11:19am
simonjmr
Nicolas Sarkozy says France is too "French" 0
simonjmr 07.03.12 11:17am
simonjmr