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Epileptic caravanner regrets ‘if this is a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’’ sign 9
jp1885 4 years
Plans for German word for efficiency to contain one syllable quickly approved 1
thisisall1word 4 years
Carole Caplin "sexy massage" trial concludes with happy ending 0
button 4 years

yes yes yes more more more more soon...

Millions hoping that Margaret Thatcher will impersonate Janet Brown... More Soon 0
404 Not Found 4 years
Chimpanzees “shocked” to discover they share 95% of DNA with humans 4
mongeese 4 years

The chimpanzee world was rocked yesterday by research lab chimp Bonzo’s discovery that 95% of chimp DNA is the same as humans. Bonzo, who has worked for the last five years as an experimental...

Lie Detector Instructions "Wrong Way Round" Admit Police 0
jampot 4 years

Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson announced today that the police have been misreading their polygraph machines for the last 50 years. Sir Paul blamed supplier Elstrom IT for the...

Manchester United's star defender quits to join Hogwarts Old Boys side 0
pinxit 4 years

Nemanja Quidditch...

Mladic is 'fit'. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Mladic shares Strauss-Kahn's cell, 'has his back against the wall' 0
pere floza 4 years
Death of Janet Brown leaves Thatcher with no remaining purpose 0
pere floza 4 years

so no more...

Anti-Wookiee legislation starts today 0
Sinnick 4 years
US security officer prevents DofE from making Al Jolson quip 4
Sinnick 4 years

Allies 'will finish Libya job' - Nick Clegg to organise AV vote 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

The Allies have vowed to 'finish the job' in Libya by getting Nick Clegg to organise a vote on the AV system and explain it to Colonel Gadaffi., 'I tell you, this man is dynamite,' said David...

Mladic to be given fair trial - unlike his thousands of victims 0
John Wiltshire 4 years
Mladic judged 'evil enough' to stand trial 0
John Wiltshire 4 years
Justine Thornton admits to marrying due to sex 0
gregle 4 years

Amidst much media speculation regarding the reason behind the wedding of Labour leader Ed Milliband and his partner of seven years Justine Thornton has finally decided to settle the issue. Seeking to...

Man dies of bite from radioactive spider 6
pthr 4 years

Comic book fans all over the globe have been stunned by the death of Life Sciences major Simon Simpson, aged 21, who succumbed to a lingering illness after being bitten by a radioactive spider three...

Vatican TV launches "I'm a Celibate Get Met Out Of Here" 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Harold Camping Born July 19, 1921 - didn't Die May 21, 2011 4
Steve Wilson 4 years
'Carry on Coalition' breaks all box office records 7
Oxbridge 4 years

Ooh matron! One of Britain's most enduringly popular madcap cinematic comedies is back, bigger than ever. Cinemas across the country are turning away people in their thousands as the clamour to see...

Cheryl Cole "proper steamed them Yanks cannut unnstan' wot ah'm tarkin' aboot&qu 0
JohnA 4 years

More proper Geordie later. Ah'm goon doon ter Bigg Market an' get proper lashed...

'Unique and fastinating creatures' cause film crew to flee jungle 1
4 years

A film crew abandoned their expedition into the rain forests of Borneo this week, after being disturbed by unique and unsettling creatures. Three members of the group had to be evacuated by...

Sting readopts geordie accent in rant over 'proper shite' "Geordie Shore" 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Bobcat Goldthwait Announced as New US X Factor Judge 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Imogen Thomas says it was Ryan Air who took her for a ride and treated her badly 5
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
obesity epidemic hits British electrons, claim scientists. 0
be reasonable 4 years

Scientists at Imperial College, London, have discovered that British electrons are now so fat, they are almost completely spherical. A researcher said, "some of them are so perfectly spherical that...

Dennis Quaid successfully excreted during final episode of Inside the Human Body 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Obama pays Cameron the highest honour in US diplomacy: an 'I like your accent' 3
ronseal 4 years

News is emerging that President Obama honoured David Cameron with an 'I Like Your Accent', the highest honour an American dignitary can bestow on a foreigner, when meeting aliens. The honour is...

Over-trimming leaves Brazilian rainforest reduced to narrow North-South strip 0
rickwestwell 4 years

Dear biscuiteers - If you like this headline, please read the full story (with crap headline) at: [url=]Brazilian deforestation 'Inevitable when you...

FIFA to televise corruption hearings under the brand "The only way is ethics" 0
simonjmr 4 years