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Pocket toy for Christmas that every girl will cherish: ‘Cat in a wheelie bin’... 1
Doylem 4 years
Paradise virgins complaining “most of the suicide bombers are virgins too”... 2
Doylem 4 years
Shane Warne “not used to playing on uncovered pitches”... 2
Doylem 4 years
Sam Allardyce Confirms His Availablilty For The England Manager's Job 6
IABP 4 years
Apple stores to charge fee for admission 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Neighbours not moving to Greater Manchester after "For Sale " sign appearance 0
simonjmr 4 years
Berlusconi tempts wavering Italian MPs with invitations to an after-vote party 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Politicians realise only three more protest days before the Xmas vacations 0
simonjmr 4 years
Swedish bomber "just another husband faced with another trip to IKEA" 13
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Daily Mail: “mortally offended, on behalf of our readers, since 1896”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Maradona for Blackburn? Prostitutes, coke dealers, think “Xmas has come early”.. 3
Doylem 4 years
World Cup 2026 - Antarctica "Front-Runner" 0
digidave 4 years

As FIFA has now made clear its desire to have future World Cups in areas without a strong football tradition, a new frontrunner has already emerged for the next World Cup to be assigned: Antarctica...

Voyager 1 expected to stop and ask for directions very soon. 1
Erlang 4 years
Virgin “to replace some of their trains with hot-air balloons”... 0
Doylem 4 years

“The daily commute, for a lot of working people, is dull, dull, dull”, said a Virgin Press Officer. “Day after day, week after week, month after month, it’s always the same. So, inspired by...

Pogues penny whistle player, admits he has not been pulling his weight 0
Malcum eggs 4 years
Police to use sprinklers as compromise on using water cannon for student demos 2
Basil_B 4 years
Daily Mail in meltdown after "Hurley Hurly-Burly When Sheik of Tweak Gets Curly 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

With Our Girly" headline...

Hounslow man sees trampoline gift for kids as sound investment 12
Golgo13 4 years

Few parents are looking forward to Christmas as much as Martin Sands this year – he can't wait to capture the looks on the faces of his three sons aged ten, seven and five when he films them being...

Official body says you can now start saying ‘twixt’ 0
Bravenewmalden 4 years

The British Wordage Society, the body responsible for overseeing the use of weird and funny-sounding words, announced that today was the official start of the twixt season. It marks the first time...

Pope 'definitely Catholic', say latest Wikileaks cables 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Mark Williams announces retirement from 'stupid, boring snooker' 2
Golgo13 4 years

Just days after throwing away a 9-5 lead to lose 10-9 to John Higgins in the UK Championship final in Telford last Sunday, two-time world champion Mark Williams announced his retirement from the...

Parliamentary report lays bare the required health and efficiency savings 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Suicide bomber contemplates a virgin-free future... 0
Doylem 4 years
Obesity concern sees West Midlands renamed Waist Midlands 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years

Does my brum look big in this?...

Report finds no evidence home-grown extremists better for you than foreign ones 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Britain’s poor health rating confirmed as she phones in sick again 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Bombing raid on suicide bombers' paradise wipes out purgatory wedding party 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Dateline: Washington 2014., President Palin has apologised to residents of purgatory, after a friendly fire bombing raid wiped out a wedding party of innocent souls. HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK. MUST...

New Scottish Minister For Transport Admits He's Struggling to Prevent More Snow 7
IABP 4 years

The new Scottish minister for transport and infrastructure, Keith Brown, is worried he could be out of a job this weekend as his attempts to stop snow falling look in danger of failing. Keith Brown,...

Religion snobs to celebrate "Winterval, Shminterval". More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Sweden Bomber Professors amazed at change in student 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

"Usually we manage to grind out any enthusiasm and motivation for learning and churn out apathetic, lazy graduates who brainwashed after 3 years of sex and drugs want something for nothing. We will...