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Dutch reeferendum: turnout likely to be high

isnpired by waylandmithy. Pork pie looks delicious. Suddenly peckish...

nickb 24.10.11 6:55pm
New Zealand's world cup joy mixed with woe as Man U. loses

New Zealand's happiness at the rugby world cup triumph has been mixed with sadness at the shock 6-1 defeat of Manchester United. Most United fans live in the southern hemisphere with a...

apepper 24.10.11 6:31pm
Viking detective Inspector Norse set for TV

ITV have commissioned a new Viking detective series to be screened early next year. Set in the year 1012, Inspector Norse will solve cases of rape and pillage in the hamlet of Oxford. A grumpy...

A Wagonload Of Monkeys 24.10.11 5:59pm
FTSE closes 59 points up - hits 3 month high - Occupy camp becomes lucky charm 0
GreenCross 24.10.11 5:38pm
BBC radio 4 news programme treats science feature seriously shock.

Media pundits were shocked today when BBC Radio 4’s flagship news programme ‘Today’ handled a science feature seriously. In contrast to the usual flippant,condescending, dismissive ‘nobody...

John Ffitch-Rucker 24.10.11 5:20pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Ethiopia Vote for Ban on celebrities and camera crews

THE people of Ethiopia have unanimously voted for an immediate ban on camera crews and celebrities filming them for charitable means. Viktor Lamadu, spokesperson for EALHAC (Ethopia Against Lenny...

delightfullyodd 24.10.11 5:11pm
"Harold Camping was right" claims Gaddafi through a medium. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.10.11 5:05pm
Al OPecia
Daily Mail reports "Dastardly French beaten in final by former British Colony"

Well done Kiwis. Well played...

JohnA 24.10.11 4:46pm
Libya to investigate Gadaffi's death immediately after NATO airstrike

friendly fire later...

virtuallywill 24.10.11 4:40pm
Britain could save a fortune by switching to a less wasteful Energy Minister 0
ronseal 24.10.11 4:33pm
Recession hit ITV to screen Downturn Abbey.

More later...

spoole2112 24.10.11 4:28pm
greg various
Man flying to constipation championships "had one in the departure lounge" 1
Spoinge 24.10.11 4:00pm
greg various
Liam Fox rushes out his "Both sides to every, Tory" autobiography for Christmas 0
simonjmr 24.10.11 3:56pm
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Heart attack concerns for news article with a 'dodgy ticker'...

Perks 24.10.11 3:42pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Réferendum - the Parfum du Salmond that says 'I'm leaving'

Clear the air with the season-after the season-after the season-after-next's 'must have' scent. Invoking the whiff of freedom, the spirit of celtic dreams and the stench of bad maths, Réferendum...

24.10.11 2:29pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
BNP fury as 1 in 7 rioters from abroad - "We should only use British rioters"

It has been revealed that 1 in 7 of the people convicted of rioting were foreign nationals; this has provoked a furious reaction from the BNP; "we don't need thugs, hooligans and criminals coming...

apepper 24.10.11 2:17pm
Nick Griffin just a composite of Clegg and Cameron's faces scientists claim

Here's one for Red, if you half Cameron and Cleggs faces and join the two halves together you get Nick Griffin. More soon...

simonjmr 24.10.11 1:49pm
British Army Unveils New Sponsorship Deals

The British Army has today launched a series of sponsorship deals as part of its efforts to stave off the effects of budget cuts. Speaking at a news conference at the MoD, Sir Peter Wall, Chief of...

JayGee 24.10.11 1:15pm
'Rich and elderly' under-represented in August riots says shock report

Hardly any rich, educated or elderly people took part in the August riots in England, a shock report has revealed.,  , The findings have baffled politicians and experts who are demanding an...

roybland 24.10.11 12:35pm
Pepe le Pew Prosecuted as “Sex Pest” With France still reeling from the recent allegations against Dominique Strauss-Khan and the collapse of his subsequent trial,...

Quaz 24.10.11 12:27pm
Documentary casts doubt on ‘two birds killed by one stone’ theory

A new documentary due to be shown on Channel 4 later this week casts doubt on the widely-held view that two birds can be killed by one stone. The idea stems from the 1960s, when two birds were...

ianslat 24.10.11 12:24pm
CPS drop race charges - no evidence that anyone has ever heard of a Golly doll 0
medici2471 24.10.11 12:14pm
Steve Job's mother tells fans "He's not the messiah he's a very nerdy boy"

[More soon]...

gregle 24.10.11 10:40am
C of E to display H&S warning 0
roybland 24.10.11 10:33am
Play School granted listed building status due to the arched window. 0
Ian Searle 24.10.11 10:23am
Ian Searle
Scientists discover Norobattyvirus – “The Last of the Winter Viruses”

Symptoms include, vomiting, diarrhoea and wrinkly stockings...

Ian Searle 24.10.11 10:17am
Ian Searle
Middle class protestors Occupy St Michael's food hall 0
charlies_hat 24.10.11 10:04am
Occupy Tiny Tots protest draws world’s attention to ‘kids with better toys’

There are fears that Tiny Tots nursery in Newport may go the same way as St Paul’s Cathedral, and be forced to close today after a small group of 4 year olds staged a protest aimed at drawing the...

Vertically Challenged Giant 24.10.11 9:47am
Vertically Challenged Giant
All Blacks win Rugby World Cup. Decades of gloating ahead, say experts 3
Mrblacker 24.10.11 9:37am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Thick Scammer booted off NewsBiscuit

in record time, well done ed!...

witless 24.10.11 9:07am