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Pope and Blair to combine state visits 7
Ludicity 4 years

Britain is preparing to host a joint state visit in September from two religious men convinced of their own infallibility and who refuse to make a public apology for their actions, his holiness Tony...

Cruella the covert cat killer caught on camera. More soon. 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years
British soldiers put Afghans in bins as homesickness sparks 'copycat crimes' 0
la maga 4 years
Clegg to deputise in conception of Samantha Cameron's next child. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

Electoral reform dropped in new power sharing rules...

Cameron in surprise move to Labour 0
Sinnick 4 years

as Samantha gives birth...

Cameron baby birth wins fringe publicity stunt prize 0
simonjmr 4 years
Al Qaedas representive in Coventry , Old Biddy Bin Loading blew her cover today 0
arrghgarry 4 years

when she was caught disposing of Pussy galore...

Racing driver given runaround by the BBC ,he believes they have got hold of the 0
arrghgarry 4 years

wrong end of the stig...

Police move on Vanilla hijack bus 2
virtuallywill 4 years

Woman traps cat by head in wheelie bin fined 75pounds by council for 0
arrghgarry 4 years

not closing lid properly...

Shocking picture as woman dumps cat in dustbin. 2
Ian Searle 4 years[/img}...

Hairdressers oust Edinburgh comics for fringe festival 0
simonjmr 4 years
Nick Clegg to wet nurse Cameron baby 0
Ludicity 4 years

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg says that he is 'absolutely delighted' to be the wet nurse for David and Samantha Cameron’s new child. ‘I have spent the last few months undergoing hormone...

Trend of UK debt suggests red is the new black 1
dicky37 4 years

[One for the ticker really]...

Pakistan president starts fund to help cat shut in wheelie bin 0
JayGee 4 years

The president of Pakistan, Asif Ali Zardari, has started an international fund to provide aid to the cat that was recently rescued after being shut in a wheelie bin. The cat, named Lola, was trapped...

George Michael in court, loses control of witness box and crashes into judge 3
Ludicity 4 years
MasterChef hit by Auto-Spoon scandal 0
Insomnia 4 years
Leaks prompt MI6 to drop Top Secret in favour of 'Spoiler Alert' classification 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Irish Police launch manhunt for Manet 0
Scroat 4 years
'Junkies' and 'addicts' to be rebranded 'drug seekers' 3
Ludicity 4 years
Manilla Hostage Cops "Pushing the Envelope" 0
lord_wingnut 4 years

Police chief addresses problem but stamps on criticism...

Stop labelling Daily Mail readers as ‘bell-ends’ says influential think tank 4
Gary Stanton 4 years

People should stop the casual labelling of Daily Mail readers as “bell-ends” or “tossers” according to a study by a leading think tank. The UK Newspaper Readers Commission warned that...

Interest in "easier GCSEs" headlines wanes for the 23rd year in a row 0
Oh Danny Boy 4 years
Yo-yo use at a cyclical all time low, high, low, high, cats cradle, low 0
simonjmr 4 years
England's omelette world cup bid "unbeatable" 0
simonjmr 4 years
Egg nog by Alan Bentnett 0
edf 4 years

Act 3 scene 2., Sir Henry Bulge enters through a side door on a donkey,with a large bunch of bannanas for his wife Egg who is a wheel chair bound invalid boiled egg,who also happened to have the...

A oop its greet this 5
edf 4 years

a place where all the hoyplee de hoy meet,its grand lad joost grand,Ive joost coom doown from up norf like lookin for a offce joob in the big smoke,Ive walked all ways doon from Harlepool in cap an...

Employee disheartened after hearty 'pat on the back' turns out to be 'cow' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Slimming World's Iraq office accused of harbouring weapon of mass reduction 0
QorbeQ 4 years
TV's Restoration Roadshow 'front' for international forgery syndicate 0
pinxit 4 years

Dodgy Pollocks 'touched up and flogged' under aegis of BBC. Dickinson held, Fiona Bruce 'coy'. More soon...