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Oprah and Bono in legal battle over who can claim to have infinite wisdom 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Drunken sailors run out of money and start spending like Chancellors of... 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

the Exchequer...

China buys 42% stake in Oprah 1
Dumbnews 4 years

Dr. Phil still highly speculative...

Eton Millionaire Ministers Say VAT 'not a problem' 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'We're not eaton much', say poor...

Ronaldinho for Blackburn Rovers?... 0
Doylem 4 years

Blackburn Rovers, a Premier League football club, apparently, is hoping to bring Ronaldinho to Ewood Park. Venky’s, the Indian-based company which bought the club last year, is in talks with the...

TV’s Location Location Location in bid to feature softcore erections 2
Gary Stanton 4 years

Cult TV show Location Location Location is to break new ground in property-based broadcasting by featuring a minimum of three fully fledged hard-ons and a semi in each episode . Producers and...

Geoffrey Boycott “living in a world of his own”... 1
Doylem 4 years

“Geoffrey Boycott lives in a world of his own”, says King Geoffrey I, “and a very fine place it is too: a pre-Copernican universe where the planets revolve not around the sun but around...

Brits should outsource more MPs and Judges to India to save millions 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

the market is always right...

Hunter F. Thompson challenges Newsbiscuit writers to guess his middle name. 18
Trickster 4 years
TV execs sign Zsa Zsa Gabor & Heather Mills for televised arse kicking contest. 3
MADJEZ 4 years
Tony Blair agrees there really are too many post-mortems 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Government tackles inflation by raising prices 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more later, definately...

Isle of Wight stunned by death of Grace Archer... 2
Doylem 4 years
Irish water blamed for leaking pipes causing flooding 0
4ty2 4 years

of queensland after drilling too deep...

Coalition gets credit for thaw... 0
Doylem 4 years

George Foster, part-time weather bore and full-time barber, wants to give credit where it’s due. “Since we blamed the coalition for the almost unpreceded amount of snow that fell over the past...

Posthumous Postlethwaite movie rush-released 0
immac 4 years

In a touching commercial tribute to the much-loved actor Pete Postlethwaite, who died yesterday, the release of his final movie has been brought forward to now. A follow up to [i]Brassed Off[/i], his...

Listeners “shocked” by Archers death: “We had no idea it was still on”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Palindromists rejoice as ABBA reform, ‘SOS’ re-released... 1
Doylem 4 years
Borsetshire in mourning as fictional county faces up to imaginary death... 0
Doylem 4 years
Environment-conscious Dating Site for men launches 'Bag for Life' scheme 0
pinxit 4 years

Worth expanding?...

Beckham to go on loan to Spurs 1
Trickster 4 years

until Spurs can afford to buy a player...

Rooney targets 20 goals and ‘comprehensible speech’ in 2011... 0
Doylem 4 years
Facebook and You Tube confident they can cope with UK’s return to work 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Alex Ferguson to buy Chelsea. 2
Ostsee 4 years
Failed mission to unseat Ivory Coast president expecting better luck at West Ham 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
People excited by a partial solar eclipse ‘really should get out less’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
'Gods do exist,' says dyslexic cleric. 1
Trickster 4 years

"And I should know. They shit on my lawn every morning."...

Mini-earthquake hits the North as takeaway prices increase by 2.5% 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Jolly swagman feared drowned 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Escaped prisoner from Wimbledon Crown Court has gone underground, say police. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years

Alternatively, he could be overground or just womble-ing free...