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China’s economy now bigger than Japan’s ‘although not easy to tell them apart’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Last-minute script re-write as Egyptian protestors gather in Albert Square 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Estee Lauder launch St Valentine's Day mascara 7
John Wiltshire 4 years
Amazon pollution - Jeffrey Archer fined 3
rickwestwell 4 years
Large rat seen in Downing St, Larry the cat refuses to catch Osborne 0
simonjmr 4 years
Chaos as customer loses both feet in tragic fish spa accident. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years

Chaos reigned this morning at the End of the World Shopping Centre in Cornwall when a customer at Fishy Feet, the centre's fish doctor spa, lost both feet in a tragic nibbling accident., Dorothy...

Cameron's South Sea Bubble Moment...... 2
Jesse Bigg 4 years

..His Big Society - or just Cameron wanting the UK to be away with the fairies...

Olympic organisers confirm first opportunity for Team GB to come 4th. 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Sacked soldiers launch coup via email 0
Mrblacker 4 years

38 Non-commissioned British Army officers have launched a bid to take control of the British Government, after they were sacked them via email. In a direct response to the message, all 38 have now...

Prince William names Adolf Hitler as his best man 7
John Wiltshire 4 years

To the surprise of some, Prince William today named Adolf Hitler as the best man for his forthcoming wedding., At a news conference, William said that Hitler will be the ideal person to have on his...

After Wayne Rooney scored the goal of his life and the season Saturday was 0
4 years

heartbroken not to be awarded a grammy...

Eric Pickles promotes his idea of Very Big Society. More weighty issues soon... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Cameron to sell Big Society on UK streets 2
simonjmr 4 years

David Cameron hopes to employ an army of Big Society advocates with the passion and conviction to promote his big idea. These advocates will be drawn from within local communities and will be the...

2 charged over the Newbury horse racing tragedy. 1
charlies_hat 4 years
Tom Hanks to address Big Society inaugural meeting. 0
be reasonable 4 years
Cameron not going to leave your doorstep until you take a Big Society pamphlet 1
jackc5755 4 years

YOU should probably just take that pamphlet or David Cameron may never leave your doorstep, it emerged today. Batting away criticisms that you were “Not interested in that sort of thing” and...

Our 'job' is a piece of absolute piss, admit actors 3
Oxbridge 4 years
Man attempting clay eating record shits a brick 0
gaijintendo 4 years
Lifestyle surveys to be graded on a scale of “Fascinating” to “Fucking Useless” 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

MORI and Gallup today announced that future surveys would be paid on the basis of “worth to mankind”. Consequently the Lifestyle sector went into apoplectic shock on a scale of Dissatisfied to...

Man charged with murder after 'all too accurate' St Valentine's Day 0
Mrblacker 4 years

West Mercia Police have confirmed that a 37 year old man has been charged with murder, after the body of a decapitated woman was discovered in Kidderminster. The woman, identified locally as Sally...

'Out-of-body experience' man charged with perjury. 'I got above myself' he says 0
pinxit 4 years
Windscreen Repair company crashes. 'I couldn't see it coming' says CEO 1
pinxit 4 years
Train firm forced into name change 0
Mrblacker 4 years

Virgin Trains have confirmed that as of March 1st, they will have started to re-brand their entire firm and fleet, following a High Court ruling. The company, founded by Sir Richard Branson and...

Teachers Responsible for Most of England’s Problems 20
LizzyG 4 years

A new report by Ofsted published this week suggests that teachers are actually responsible for most of England’s major social problems. At a time when more and more parents are abdicating...

Highways Agency to be billed by lorry firm that filled in M3 mistake 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years
M3 'will need resurfacing after tarmac spillage scraped off' - Highways Agency. 1
malgor 4 years
Swiss Bank apologises for Mubaraks delayed resignation 0
4ty2 4 years

but they just could not transfer the money any quicker to his Saudi bank account after attempts to buy the Sky and Man United had failed...

More one-armed bandits expected as RAF cut backs affect a quarter of all pilots 0
timyarby 4 years
Stephen Hawkings accepts BAFTA on behalf of Brian Cox 6
Sinnick 4 years

I would like to accept this award on behalf of Professor Brian Cox. Unfortunately, he could not make it because he is too busy jetsetting around the world, visiting Puerto Rico, Hawaii, the Canaries,...

Andre Rieu to cover The Prodigy's 'Smack My Bitch Up' at Royal Wedding 0
ruthless1 4 years

Prince Charles will perform the vocals, but has told us that he is "dissapointed that he was not allowed to sing his first choice, Elton John's 'Candle in the Wind'...