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Royal Wedding Breakfast to be Fish and Chips from Ian Beale's. 1
Ian Searle 4 years

Wrapped in copies of the Walford Gazette...

Kate and Wills break with tradition and elope to Gretna 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Royal Couple to honeymoon in Newton Poppleford 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Little Fat Gypsies Seek Parity 2
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I'm fed up with people hitting me says soap opera baddie actor Rock Bottom 7
ronseal 4 years

The modern trend for hitting Rock Bottom and using that event to turn one's life around is taking its toll on soap opera tough guy actor, R Bottom. Recently, celebrities, footballers and even...

British scientists create genetically modified swear word. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years

There were celebrations around the world today as a team of British scientists claimed to have developed the first new swear word for over 100 years. Under strict laboratory conditions a team from...

Referendum: Voters warned that using the TV remote button marked AV won't work. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Is writing "please advise" annoying, please advise! 0
Dumbnews 4 years

Found this comment in the blogosphere that is right on the money: "I absolutely hate this phrase. It kills me when people use it. It usually is used as a passive aggresive way to drop the ball in...

A journey of a thousand miles begins with one mouse click 0
Dumbnews 4 years

New Chinese proverb...

Impatient hordes start queuing on street for latest Java upgrade 18
Skylarking 4 years

http://images.smh.com.au/2011/03/24/2249095/ipad2queue2main-420x0.jpg Hundreds of people have already started gathering outside Java's central London store, desperate to be among the first to...

Neasden University to Charge £9000 Fees. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Because you look second rate if you don't...

Isle of Wight Motor Show unveils new hybrid car: half petrol, half diesel 2
nilbymouse 4 years

'It's simple really, once the petrol tank has emptied, it just switches to the diesel tank. I don't know why we didn't think of it before - this could be the future of motor vehicle design'...

MPs in safe seats confirm they will campaign against AV. More soon. 0
martin2381 4 years
'Fly again, Fly again, Licketty Split' Zone declared 0
Ironduke 4 years

as Libyan rebels linked to Al Qaeda. 'Colonel Gadaffi may be a megalomanic dictator, but at least you know where you are with him' says NATO chief as 'Fly Zone' established over Libya., A crack...

Government Has No Plan In Place To Lose Census Information 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

David Cameron has today issued a statement in response to growing rumours that the government currently has no plan in place for how they intend to lose the information gathered from the 2011 census....

Pro-antidisestablishmentarianisms objectors may (or may not) join protests 0
beau-jolly 4 years

my brain hurts...

Tiny amounts of UK hysteria found in Japan 1
beau-jolly 4 years
Environmentalists’ hysteria over radiation is 10m times higher than recommended 0
Manifestations of Baboonery 4 years
Bill Stickers to be prosecuted. 1
martin2381 4 years

After over fifty years on the run, Bill Stickers has been arrested. The charges all relate to various posters put up on the windows of abandoned shops since 1960. Information on his whereabouts...

Prince Harry in search of Arctic role 0
Erlang 4 years

Cake and ice cream with raspberry sauce for afters...

Gaddafi's mother accuses him of keeping his bedroom "like a bomb site" 0
QorbeQ 4 years
‘The Only Way is Shropshire’ not such a ratings hit, admits ITV2 0
jp1885 4 years
Janet Jackson's 'Number Ones' Tour cancelled due to false advertising. 6
MADJEZ 4 years

Red face record company bosses have pulled the superstars planned UK tour after discovering she's never had a UK number one single. In a career lasting 30 years she's managed a paltry number two for...

Low levels of 'Buckie' found near Fukushima... 1
be reasonable 4 years

wide-spread aggression and panic ensues amongst formerly Stoical Japanese. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/japan-radioactivity-found-in-uk-2256331.html...

Jordan battles to regain 'priceless' Christmas Relics 0
MagnusOpum 4 years

Dwhite Yorke cited as having had impeccable taste when buying decorations...

Oxbridge students could save £500/yr by going to Leeds Met University instead. 3
bonjonelson 4 years

With a large tip of the hat to Manifestations of Baboonery...

You've Been Framed now only accepting videos of people being framed for crimes 0
gaijintendo 4 years

You've Been Framed started as ITVs answer to Crimewatch in 1990, however vastly changed theme on the populist TV channel...

MPs to face expences claim 'points system' 1
glass90 4 years

The working Party looking into the claiming of expenses for MPs is to introduce a points system similar to that used for driving offences. The right honourable Bill Fiddler, spokesman for the group,...

Victoria Pendleton triumphs again! 6
John Wiltshire 4 years

Victoria Pendleton triumphed at the world cycling championships at the weekend, coming first (in my heart, if not the scores. But so what!). And your reporter managed to catch up with her afterwards...

Disabled soldiers say Prince Harry a natural choice to help them conquer a Pole 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years