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Mystery clumsy waiter ruins Brand/Perry wedding reception 12
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Reports reach the Council of Elrond that Cameron has the One Ring 0
la maga 4 years

Today news was brought to the Council of Elrond in Rivendell by Gloin of the Dwarves that David Cameron, Conservative Leader and Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, is now in possession of the One...

Scientists discover gene that makes athletes forget to look at medicine labels 2
rickwestwell 4 years

Athletes who fail dope tests have traditionally relied on the excuse that, facing a bout of asthma, or perhaps seeking to boost their penis size, they innocently ingested an "over the counter"...

Gender reassignment patient rejects 'Xbox' as potential nickname. 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Middle-aged man has "had enough" 0
dogwheels 4 years

Andrew Bromley, a 45-year-old IT manager from Milton Keynes, has announced that he has "had enough". Mr Bromley said he is bored with his job and doesn't know if he would still be with his wife if...

Search for MP bicycle pump enters 3rd day 0
Gerontius 4 years

A bicycle pump, used to keep the head of a prominent MP fully inflated during the day has been stolen from a House of Commons locker revealed DCI Adam Carling of the Met, The MP, who uses the pump...

Rhetoric of the Decade Award 0
hero2zero 4 years

The votes are now in, counted and the winner of the Rhetoric of the Decade Award has been awarded to the, somewhat threadbare phrase, “We must learn from this, take stock and work together to...

Night Nurse not effective for lung cancer. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Tank Formation "Probably the Best Laager in the World" 0
De-scribe 4 years
Scottish actor Alan Cumming is in President Barack Obama, 0
arrghgarry 4 years

face about his lack of action over American gays ...

Cameron to employ CSI Miami to help with forensic, relentless focus on growth 0
Basil_B 4 years
Missing Bloke was Down the Pub 0
De-scribe 4 years

A 35 year old man who went missing for more than two hours yesterday evening and sparked a major police hunt has been found safe and well in the local pub. David Young was discovered at the nearby...

Child slaves found working for newsagent. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
New buyers for Portsmouth football club promise they are in it for the long term 0
Basil_B 4 years

That is six weeks by the clubs normal standards...

Google claims breaking into homes and stealing underpants was "accidental". 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Jimmy Pursey arrested in Sham wedding 2
virtuallywill 4 years

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After hearing of the geordies poverty ,Deputy PM Nick Clegg to offer freee Ski 2
arrghgarry 4 years

holidays plus language lessons so they can book the holidays themselves., Clegg was a little taken aback as mommy had always told the geordies were usually legless...

Afghan President claims Iranian aid was transparent 0
virtuallywill 4 years

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Apple Inc iRate as customers stop paying 2
jamstouch 4 years

Apple Inc has released a simple and to the point letter to a select few bloggers and is as follows: Dear prospective iPhone owners, It has come to our attention that a large proportion of our...

Coalition to punish so called lone parents "many have children living with them" 0
virtuallywill 4 years

alleged hospice next...

Davros Was Fun Loving and Full of Life Before He Was Nursed by Ms Aylward 0
IABP 4 years
Nurse switched off life support as annoying beeping might upset patients. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

An NHS tribunal has exonerated the nurse who switched off a patients life support machine after she claimed to here a beeping noise coming from his room. The rules clearly state there should be quiet...

Riverside dwelling creatures worry as Osbourne hits banks with stealth tax. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Nurse admits she could have charged her iPod at home 1
rickwestwell 4 years
Chancellor “accidentally switched off economy” 0
De-scribe 4 years

Following months of political wrangling over who exactly was to blame for the massive UK budget deficit, former Labour Chancellor Alistair Darling has admitted in his memoirs published today that he...

Coleen Rooney prepared to forgive cheating husband who earns £200,000 per week. 1
bonjonelson 4 years

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After Britain slips to 13th place in the world happiness league 0
arrghgarry 4 years

Yorkshire and Scotland which houses the islands most miserable bastards are not quite sure if they are happy are not as quite as miserable at the NEWS ,Their spokesman Frankie Boyle was quoted as...

Wayne Rooneys, wife Coleen and her lawyers welcome Wayne`s new improved 2
arrghgarry 4 years
Paul Bin Laden to appear on Who Do You Think You Are? 6
dogwheels 4 years

Celebrity charity worker Paul Bin Laden is to appear on BBC show Who Do You Think You Are? in an attempt to discover who his family are. Bin Laden has no knowledge of who the Bin Ladens are after he...

ITV broadcast new contemporary drama "Downturn Abbey". 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years