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Kim Jong II prepares for succession of Kim Jong III 2
Nick McCarr 4 years
Of course there should be a cap on immigrants. 2
martin.chew 4 years

In this weather, they should put a scarf on too. (from #bbcqt twitter)...

Next Student fees protest will take place "Right after Supermarket sweep" 0
Iamthestig 4 years

Probably done to death by now...

Whenever You Drop Toast It Always Lands Jesus Face Down, says Sod's Law 5
IABP 4 years
Boy with gift of hindsight becomes most boring kid in school 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Unions blame Coalition Government for continued North/South Snow Divide 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Dr.Aco Malfoy denys that his penis had been slithering 0
arrghgarry 4 years

My magic wand has remained in my underpants ,the only time I take it out is to piss on Daniel Radcliffes car...

Year 10 Pupils 'Fully Committed' to Government's Benefit Breeding Programme 0
IABP 4 years
A quarter of those with Babble Warming Virus 'unaware they have diseased minds 0
arflaethel 4 years

A quarter of people with Babble Warming Virus in the UK, over 22,000, are unaware they have the virus, experts from the Royal Society of Experts have suggested. The 2009 estimate is based on the...

German man bricks himself into cellar... 0
Dexter 4 years

"anything to get away from the bloody 'x-factor", he explains...

Panicky Tories To Force Unemployed To Take Part in Xmas Panto's... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.as Cameron's 'Happiness Survey' increasingly seen as a piss take., 'Oh no it isn't!' 'Oh yes it is!'...

Ireland tackles deficit with quantitative cheesing. more soon. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

I thang you!...

Colleagues surprised after uncompromising New York cop takes prisoners 4
JayGee 4 years
All hell breaks loose in Heaven as all 72 virgins refuse to give a Blowjob 0
arrghgarry 4 years

to Mujahasbeen warrior Mohamed Walker a recent convert...

First time flyer Dairy herd farmer Seamus Ahern doesnt like 0
arrghgarry 4 years

the idea of being patted down at the airport...

Fatal consequences for Jamie Oliver as Christmas advert goes horribly wrong 0
Basil_B 4 years

A tragic script mix up in Jamie Olivers latest christmas advert for Tesco's has seen the cheeky cockney chipper TV chef meet his maker in most bizzare circumstances as the turkey he was supposed to...

Ministers sorry, sort of. “What did you expect? We’re Tories, for God’s sake"... 0
Doylem 4 years
Taliban, Hamas and Kim Il Jong still can't agree on a pub for Xmas shindig 3
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Jesus appears in vision to ask ' what all this toast nonsense'. 0
Basil_B 4 years
North face seen in Switzerland. 0
Dexter 4 years

Ei(ger) thank you...

Face of Jesus seen in too many Newsbiscuit submissions 0
bonjonelson 4 years

especially mine...

Tories have never 'Had it so Good'. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'We can do massive cuts without question, pack the Lords with more Peers, lambaste the poor for breeding and ring fence the 4 billion a year public subsidy to landowners. Life doesn't get much...

Teenager Sees Face When Talking to Palm of Friend's Hand 0
De-scribe 4 years
Common People Breeding 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Tory Peers are looking for solutions to the problem...

Weekend Football Is On as Scottish FA Brings in Replacement Weather from Europe 0
De-scribe 4 years
Pope clarifies position - homosexuals still not allowed to eat toast 1
Milo Shame 4 years

but lesbians can munch the ryvita...

Face found in 'A-team'. 0
Dexter 4 years
Chris Huhne flies to Mexico for global warming conference... 0
Dexter 4 years

that'll help...

Face of Jesus seen in mirror by Jesus. 0
malgor 4 years
'Merman' is fake - just someone with two legs down one side of trousers. 0
Milo Shame 4 years

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