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Auschwitz visit proves big incentive to England team 1
Scroat 12.06.12 6:35pm
'140 years of bigotry will be transfered to New Glasgow Rangers' Says spokesman. 0
JETFAB 12.06.12 6:30pm
Amateur sportsman excels in making a fool of himself 3
Dumbnews 12.06.12 5:31pm
Olympic Authority to claim carbon credits. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 12.06.12 5:30pm
Al OPecia
Olympic opening ceremony cancelled as farmer demands performers get off his land 0
Haywood Manley 12.06.12 5:17pm
Haywood Manley
Waitrose robbery – affordable food left at the store!

Police are investigating a “reverse” robbery at a Waitrose supermarket in Cardiff after five men reportedly broke into the store and left affordable items on the shelves…, One witness, Fifi...

hardev 12.06.12 4:46pm
Apple to charge employees for the privilege of working for them 1
Dumbnews 12.06.12 4:21pm
Bus Drivers to be set new ‘Minimum Standards of Miserableness’

It has been revealed the Government’s new Public Transport White Paper will set out strict guidelines for bus drivers in order to drive down standards of service and comfort on Britain’s local...

TheNewsWalrus 12.06.12 4:19pm
Spanish economy turns corner, caídas de las escaleras. 0
andhrimnir 12.06.12 3:53pm
Church of England issues warning on dangers of not living in the past

The Church of England has warned that members of the public attempting to live in the modern world could have a detrimental effect on a ‘vastly important’ institution; namely the Church of...

Vertically Challenged Giant 12.06.12 3:40pm
Major & Milliband Leveson appearance 'could cause catastrophic charisma vortex' 2
pere floza 12.06.12 3:13pm
Apple reveals iPad 4 will feature an air freshener

Apple has once again stolen a march on its competitors, by announcing that iPad 4 will feature a built-in air freshener. Ideally suited for use in the smallest room in the house, the breakthrough was...

Nunnion Splendacular 12.06.12 2:33pm
Objection is Over ruled but Judge rules for Freedom in US remake of Leveson show

Critics say that in the US remake of classic British drama, the Leveson Inquiry, the writers have taken some liberties with history. But the ratings for [i]Leveson DA[/i] tell their own story. And...

ronseal 12.06.12 2:10pm
Elgin Marbles return to include Prince Philip, George Michael and Peter Andre

Stephen Fry is spearheading a new campaign to return the Elgin Marbles to Greece. However, knowing that this will not receive much popular support, he is keen on forcing the Greeks to take a few...

seymour totti 12.06.12 1:34pm
Fresh setback for Clegg

Sources close to Nick Clegg say that his special advisor has warned him against relying on a trail of crisps as a navigation aid. David Cameron usually buys him a packet before leaving him in the...

the bumpy 12.06.12 1:06pm
the bumpy
MoD complains that UK school-leavers 'lack basic human shield skills' 0
cinquecento 12.06.12 11:57am
Ukranian officials thought English music banned 0
button 12.06.12 11:16am
Olympic opening: Coe launches British countryside litter appeal.

Concern has been raised that the transformation of the Olympic stadium into a replica of the British countryside will be in jeopardy due to a national shortage in the real countryside of used plastic...

weematt 12.06.12 10:49am
Hayward Gallery claims “Invisible” art exhibition drew massive crowd

Despite widespread scepticism, it seems the Hayward Gallery’s “Invisible” exhibition - so named as all of the works by the fifty artists are invisible – will be a resounding success as a...

Yikes 12.06.12 10:31am
Ramblers demand access path through Olympic opening ceremony 7
charlies_hat 12.06.12 10:27am
Google Street View Denies Opening The Door To Burglars

Google is coming under fire today and stands accused of making it easy for burglars to rob our homes once again; following new reports of a malicious code hidden in its already controversial...

Duff 12.06.12 9:37am
Bath salts face-eating horror inspires George Romero's 'Dawn Of The Dead Radox'

A bit convoluted I admit...

Haywood Manley 12.06.12 9:17am
Haywood Manley
England team visit Polish orphanage.

'It is so sad to meet people with such little hope' said 4 year old Ivan...

gwhj2008 12.06.12 8:52am
Nokia research shows happy homosexuals want homophone

.. or "Nokia research shows happy homesexuals like gay homophone"...

Yikes 12.06.12 8:09am
Ant and Dec Voted Two Biggest Anchors On TV

Ubiquitous Geordie presenting duo, Ant and Dec, have been awarded the coveted title of the nation's biggest anchors for a third consecutive year, in a poll of Radio Times readers to be published...

Duff 12.06.12 7:12am
Nancy Cameron in failed bid to distract David Cameron from ruining anything else

Nancy Cameron has apologised to the nation after her bid to distract her father from messing anything else up by hiding in a country pub ended in failure. Although the prime minister's daughter,...

The Paper Ostrich 12.06.12 5:30am
President Amadinejad and Katie Price announce wedding plans

After much speculation is has now been confirmed that President Amadinejad and Katie Price are to be wed in a lavish ceremony in Iranian capital Tehran later this Autumn. The unlikely partnership ...

bumtrinket 12.06.12 5:18am
Tim Rice, Damien Hirst to Stage World's First Surrealist Musical, "Hello Dali!" 0
Iggy Pop-Barker 12.06.12 12:14am
Iggy Pop-Barker
Broken Britain update : Champagne Charlie's leave daughter in pub 1
simonjmr 11.06.12 9:11pm
Biennial renaming of country to 'Inger-lund' underway 1
Mandy Lifeboat 11.06.12 9:05pm