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Tesco to sell Viagra with ad campaign: "Helps every little" 1
Son of Barnabas 4 years
Acne doctor in spot fixing claims 0
simonjmr 4 years
Man who failed to keep up repayments on exorcism to be repossessed 7
wirralmatt 4 years

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Tesco Viagra not available for self-service 0
roybland 4 years
Dead Victorian gets Make-over 7
parlyvoo 4 years

Conference organiser at Crofton Park in Birmingham is shocked at the angry reaction of crowds when the body of the late Cardinal Newman is displayed with a new hairstyle, teeth implants and a...

Jeweller denies allegations of Watch fixing 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Tesco's cut price Viagra to hit Hard-on the chemists 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Department of the bleedin' obvious: 3
Son of Barnabas 4 years

Obesity epidemic simply caused by eating too much, claims academic....

BBC television cameraman discovered high in the Himalayas 0
roybland 4 years

A BBC television natural history cameraman has been seen high in the Bhutan mountains of the Himalayas. ‘We were astonished to see a BBC cameraman at altitudes of 11,000 feet,’ growled a...

ICC to investigate Pakistan winning toss. 0
riesler 4 years

something about a 'double-header'?...

Sam Allardyce; 'I can manage Unreal.' 1
pinxit 4 years
I'm fed up with being overshadowed by my wife, says Lord Ga Ga 6
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Lord Ga Ga says living with a highly successful wife has taken its toll on him - but he's prepared to stay and fight to make the marriage work. [MUST FINISH THIS LATER]...

THe News of the World admit to taping John Prescotts 0
arrghgarry 4 years

girth while he was having a bulimic attack ...

Lady Ga Ga “spit-roasted” at footballer party? 0
hero2zero 4 years

It is rumoured that Lady Ga Ga was “Spit-roasted” at a private footballer party, but despite concerted efforts our reporter has been unable to confirm injuries or ascertain if hospital burns unit...

Stephen Hawking to publish A Brief History of the Sudoku 0
roybland 4 years

Renowned physicist and cosmologist Stephen Hawking is about to reveal what he regards as the crowning achievement of his career. 'For centuries humankind has grappled with the mysteries of Sudoku,'...

FOR SALE: Modified Mercedes m-class, colour white, ideal for mobilising popes. 3
Basil_B 4 years

Only just come to market. Only one available...

Sky News to change name to Vatican TV. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

After this weekends blanket news coverage of the Pope's visit Sky has admitted it has sold its flagship news station to be the propoganda tool of the Catholic church. Sky staff are said to be...

Catholicism renounces Pope, converts to Anglicanism following 'dreary' UK visit 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Prime Minister on Poverty Pay 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

After an investigation into public servant wages it was discovered nearly 9000 earn more than the Prime Minister. One startled civil servant said 'How does he cope on a mere 160k? Its outrageous....

Romeo Beckham spots a gap in the market for a really rich spolied kid to get 0
arrghgarry 4 years

his parents to back a whim of his ,his parents are shunning the publicity ...

Pakistan’s President claims Labour deliberately lost the election to win a bet. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Reports are coming in that some members of the coalition can 0
arrghgarry 4 years

do the splits...

Cricket probe into match pattern 4
4ty2 4 years

Like many in the non-cricketing world have always wondered so has the Sun newspaper. They discovered a pattern in the play consisting of a bloke with 3 balls running across the field towards an area...

News of the World denies claims it tapped Alexander Graham Bell. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Lib Dems release official party conference single. 1
wallster 4 years

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49163000/jpg/_49163483_010224480-1.jpg And now, it's time to speak, And so I face, this Coalition, My friends I'll say it clear, I'll state my case, with...

Geordies to re-enact Jarrow Crusade 1
Gerontius 4 years

A group of benefit cheats and career scroungers from the north east are to re-enact the great Jarrow Crusade of 1936 by attempting to cross the Tyne Bridge from Newcastle to Gateshead entirely on...

Archbishop of Canterbury to make state visit to Liechtenstein 1
roybland 4 years
Ladette GaGa negotiating with ester rantzen 1
4ty2 4 years

following her cosmetic surgery acident. The cow had originally looked much better brilliant to immediately get the advert for the accident helpline asking how much your accident is worth. Can a cow...

Parents' fury as school dinner Turkey Twizzlers not stunned before throat slit 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

A Daily Mail investigation has revealed that many of the Turkey Twizzlers, chicken McNuggets and lamb donor kebabs served in traditional schoolchildren's breakfasts use meat where the animal was not...

Pope completes beatification of Gary Glitter 0
R R 4 years

At the end of the ceremony, for which the Holy Pontiff wore silver platform boots, he led the congregation in a rousing rendition of "Do You Wanna Be In My Gang". The chants of "Leader, Leader"...