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Habitual dog walker doesn't like to pick the shit up, but it keeps GF happy 0
4 years

and the Nursery is on the route in anyway...

Survey says men chose lingerie over roses at Valentine's, sadly for them to wear 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Thai airline recruits transgender flight attendants, packets of nuts get smaller 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Ryanair demonstrate how to pack a suitcase, students show them where to stick it 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Mrs Irwin thinks back and wishes her hubbby Steve had discovered hers before 0
4 years

becoming known for discovering the Sting Rays G spot...

Rambler's Association still not getting to the point... 12
be reasonable 4 years
Sven Goran Eriksson lined up to replace Mubarak 0
TerribleTim 4 years
Egyptian government throw in the towel after Hasselhoff spotted in Cairo 0
TerribleTim 4 years
New Smartphones for different budgets - The 'I-Haves' and the 'I-Have-nots' 7
AndyOverhead 4 years

Not sure what I started today, but hey-ho, might as well go with it :)...

Malawi to market new fragrence "Eau de Colon". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Zeitgeist Publishing launches LOL! the magazine for the over-reaction community 13
ronseal 4 years

People who over react to online wit are to get their own magazine. LOL! will cater to the enthusiastic, but possibly misguided, community of enthusiastic endorsers of anything vaguely amusing. 'Yes,...

Big Issue to be sold by volunteers in spirit of Big Society 0
Karenish 4 years

In the spirit of the Big Society, the Big Issue will now be sold by volunteers rather than by 'paid' homeless people. The homeless are said to be signing up in droves to volunteer for the magazine,...

Kate Middleton to graduate from Frankie Boyle's Finishing School for Royalty 0
thackaray 4 years

Kate Middleton's preparations for life in the Royal family are coming to a close as she is about to graduate from the world famous Frankie Boyle's finishing school. The school was started by Frankie...

Egypt's power vacuum unable to start due to power cuts 1
Dumbnews 4 years
50% odds things will improve after Mubarak's stepdown, says optimistic pundits 0
Dumbnews 4 years
West Ham United confident of having the best stadium outside the Premiership 4
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Wills and Kate To Marry in Gypsy Wedding 7
jampot 4 years

Prince William and Kate Middleton will marry in a gypsy-style wedding, announced the Duke of Edinburgh. In between unprintable comments made during a tour of St Mary's Orphanage for Transgender...

Kate Middleton and Duchess of Cornwall in 'advice' meeting. 1
DiY 4 years

"What ever you do my dear, do not take your eyes off of 'Grandpa Philip' and avoid French chauffeurs"...

Obama to resign after report reveals he receives pornographic spam 0
Dumbnews 4 years
New from Apple for sailors - the AyeAyePhone 3
John Wiltshire 4 years

They have also launched a new spread called iCan'tBelieveIt'sNotButter...

BBC admit mistake after Ed Miliband asked to Sing "Abracadabra" on TOTP2 7
Svendo 4 years

Some call him Maurice soon...

Nissan Infiniti voted best car to crash in 2011 by Russian drunks 0
simonjmr 4 years
Apes with predictive text still not written any great works of literature. 0
simonjmr 4 years

Scientists, linguists and anthropologists are still confounded that having given the Great Ape tribes of Liverpool, Leeds, Newport and Birmingham predictive text not one solitary masterpiece of...

Critics dismayed after Phantom of the Opera decides girl is not worth the hassle 1
Gary Stanton 4 years

Despite being tipped for next month’s prodigious Olivier Award, Andrew Lloyd Webber’s latest interpretation of the Phantom of the Opera, ‘Love Never Dies’, starring Ramin Karimloo as The...

Scab started from scratch. 0
Zadok the second 4 years
The Insular Society announces major internal review. 0
simonjmr 4 years

More introspection soon...

2,600,985 News Of The World readers to be arrested. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

"if it's illegal to hack phones, it must be illegal to read material harvested from hacked phones", a spokesman for the Metropolitan Police said this morning., He admitted it would be a major...

New smartphone for ultra-orthodox Jews: the i For an i phone 0
Skylarking 4 years
Scotland Yard confirms 'money changed hands' in phone hacking scandal. 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

The Met POlice have confirmed that money did change hands in a number of phone hacking cases., 'Our investigations have produced conclusive proof that in several cases money was involved in the...

Council leaders, deputy leaders, assistant leaders and co-leaders criticise cuts 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years