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Season 7 of Lost with cast in snorkels and aqualungs 'much easier to understand' 1
Hurrumph 4 years
Chloe Madeley suffering from chapped lips 0
gaijintendo 4 years

Website ICorrect launched to 'set record straight' says founder, Miss Whiplash. 2
pinxit 4 years
Ceredigion pub calls in archaelogists to prove there is an elephant in the room 0
simonjmr 4 years
Acupuncturist acused of torture by sticking needles in his victims 0
OldThingy 4 years

In his defence he told people they would be better after feeling a little prick or two. His accusers stated that he was running a sharp practice, needling clients and trying to pin blame on those...

Cricket latest - England blame dew-ish conspiracy 0
riesler 4 years

More wickets soon? Probably a lot more extras...

I Tweet, You Twit, They Twat [Or, sorry I have no title for this post] 4
DrTurmoil 4 years, Jeff Crivens, @BigDaddy Location: Richmond, Bio: The Gordon Ramsey of inventory solutions management!,...

Unions lift strike threat following assurances that Phil Collins' retirement age 0
ianslat 4 years

won't be raised...

Charlie Sheens workmate Jon Cryer responds after getting a real good put down 0
markmypaper 4 years

from dad Barry...

Queen hoping Kate Middleton pregnant by Xmas to prevent Heir Line fracture 0
simonjmr 4 years
Malawians rage against farting Bill and warn Ben he shouldn't look so smug 0
markmypaper 4 years
Superinjunction is so strict no one sure who or what it's about. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

Everything injuncted later...

Earthquake strikes Glasgow 0
gaijintendo 4 years

BBC interview thousands of Londoners who experienced the quake...

Japanese diners flee restaurant in tiramisu panic 0
roybland 4 years
Have a Go Hero Shocked by Local Reaction 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

When 29 year old Jon Murrow happened across a lone youth being attacked by a 5 strong gang he stepped in to help without thinking of his own safety. He wasn’t thinking of praise or accolades as he...

EU proposes Gaddafi versus rebels ‘Jeux Sans Frontiers’ alternative to civil war 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years

Stuart Hall urged to do one last job...

Costa fugitive arrested in Starbucks 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
MoD announces slight variation to Nimrod retirement plan 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Satanist sex offender to appeal to the European Court of Human rights 0
4ty2 4 years

For being discriminated against by the British court. Considering the promotion of anti-hunt campaigning to a religion in order to protect anti-hunt campaigners, Satanism is already an accepted...

gay foster parents lost right to foster children 0
4ty2 4 years

They did not fail for discouraging the hypothetical fosterchild to convert to Islam, but their explanation that homosexuals getting stoned under shariah law was harmless fun as long as it involved...

Suicide Bomber Unable to Resist Creamy Goodness 1
Q William Bacon 4 years

"There was an explosion alright - an explosion of flavor sensation!" So reads the transcript of the military tribunal investigating Salim Abu Zayabada of Saudi Arabia on charges of attempted...

Foreign Office to experiment with more unusual methods of communication 3
ianslat 4 years

William Hague has today vowed to continue with their current policy of using unconventional methods of communication following the weekend's bungled attempt to make contact with the Libyan rebels....

Vexilologists concerned that World's simplest flag is at risk 0
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

Embattled BBC journos say fight for Riz Lateef continues 1
Iscariot 4 years
Government freeze Gadaffi's Nectar points. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Tank engine, 'Thomas', pulverises family on level crossing. 4
Worth 4 years
Libyan Forces Chief states "Rebels have not polished their boots in days" 0
SP Faz 4 years

more to follow....

New Charity Hopes to Rehabilitate Pedophiles through Swimming Sports 1
4 years

Psychologists have secured funding from Sports England and the Rehabilitation of Offenders groups, and some sponsorship from swimwear manufacturers. The Branding settled upon is 'Speedos for Pedo's'...

Eastern Chile to Secede from Chile, Lengthwise 0
Q William Bacon 4 years
Church of England publish Chav version of New Testament, 'Geezers of Nazareth' 10
pinxit 4 years