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Minister demoted after describing Israel as 'so last Testiment'. 0
MightyBlair 3 years
Money to be Abolished 0
MingtheMerciless 3 years to the complexity of the current global economic crisis, Timothy Geithner, US Secretary...

Teacher suspended for continually being late leaves suspension letter on bus. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Cash strapped council to replace village school with Punch and Judy tent. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Tory MP favourite for Britain's Got Talent 0
jp1885 3 years, More soon...

Cabin crew rue installation of flirtation devices under aircraft seats 2
QorbeQ 3 years

More soon. [Thanks to jp1885]...

Blinded Everest climber 'shouldn’t have been wanking at that altitude' 0
jp1885 3 years
OfCom warn ITV talent show over Amanda Holdens face 1
Svendo 3 years

OfCom issued a warning after ITV failed to broadcast a warning before the show that some scenes may contain images of Amanda Holden., ITV have since received 9 complaints which we hope will escalate...

Steve Davis Begins Filming of "Crucible" Movie 1
Svendo 3 years

Steve Davis today unveiled the filming schedule for his attempt at box office stardom with his directorial debut of "Crucible". The film will follow the life of a young snooker player attempting to...

Tesco slated for employing epileptic woman 'just because her face fits' 4
QorbeQ 3 years

More political incorrectness soon...

Slovenly workers 'welcome back any time' says farmer as they leave for Slovenia 0
QorbeQ 3 years
U2 welcoming opportunity to do more pro Bono work 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Henley Regatta to be cancelled following entry of Israeli crew 2
Ludicity 3 years
Australian Rules footballer 'might be gay, or maybe not'. More soon. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Only loud, brash, unpopular extroverts to be allowed guns. 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Dredgers en route to clear food debris from far side of waterbed says Henson 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Internet ‘coping’ with interest in who are to be Lib Dem deputy leader nominees 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Paul Gascoigne to end Israeli-Palestine feud 0
Svendo 3 years

"If it helps, I'll sign shirts for both sides so they each have one" slurred Gazza...

Material found in festival portaloo classified as ‘weapon’s grade’ 2
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

United Nations inspectors visiting this year’s Reading Festival have discovered material in a festival portaloo that they have classified as ‘weapon’s grade’. Scientists say it is too early...

Builders tell heir to throne at least we give people a choice 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
VW camper van reaches 60, eventually 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
"Pull yourself together" - Lepers heartlessly taunted 0
simonjmr 3 years
Cataract suffers "Cloud over the issue" claims new research 0
simonjmr 3 years
'Children's ward' not as effective without eye of newt or hemp says coven leader 0
QorbeQ 3 years

More witchcraft soon...

Mawkish floral tribute industry slams government's plans to reduce violent crime 1
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

The Government has been forced to defend its new crime strategy after a barrage of criticism from the mawkish floral tribute industry. Leading industry figures have slammed the Government's...

Criminal arrests set to become profitable for Kent Force 0
QorbeQ 3 years

A UK police force has taken advice from popular attraction 'Chessington World of Adventures' to improve their profitability during the global downturn. Kent's new Chief Constable, Ian Learmonth,...

Movie legend fed up with everyone kissing his ass 0
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

Legendary Hollywood actor Clint Eastwood says he’s amazed he doesn’t ‘constantly puke my guts out’ at the amount of kissing his ass receives on an almost daily basis. ‘If one more little...

Persistent file-sharers to have their fingers clamped 0
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

Ofcom has outlined proposals to restrict the fingers of those who infringe copyright by downloading music and films on the internet. Finger clamping already has the backing of music and entertainment...

Some people are on the piss...they think it's all over 0
edward hack 3 years

Several leading sportsmen have been accused of throwing games or feigning injury over the past few days just so they could be available for a night of hedonistic mayhem and heavy drinking being...

First Neanderthal 'tool' evidence unearthed 1
QorbeQ 3 years

Archaeologists have found what they say is the earliest evidence of Neanderthal man 'getting on his mates' tits'. The finds were unearthed during Highways Agency works at the M25 / A2 road junction...