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Ukip vote up cos people think they is an insomnia charity

UKIP = you kip as in kip meaning sleep God I'm good...

Bourbon 30.11.12 10:52am
Guide: What's the Leveson Inquiry all about?

A report has accused some newspapers of wreaking "havoc" with the lives of innocent people and recklessly "prioritising sensational stories"., Lord Justice Leveson called for a new body (one with a...

simonjmr 30.11.12 10:52am
Cameron proposed Rupert Murdoch as press regulator

In shocking change of direction, David Cameron announced that he now accepts the need for a legally backed press regulation authority -and proposed one "R. Murdoch" to be made "press regulator for...

steve_l 30.11.12 10:18am
Crack cocaine contains 'Worrying levels of salt' say anti-salt campaigners 1
antharrison 30.11.12 10:12am
Dyno Rod on standby as Movember ends. 0
weematt 30.11.12 9:58am
Gingham style hits Isle of Wight dance halls. 5
malgor 30.11.12 9:11am
Dick Everyman
Guardian upgrades Israel's status to "Literally worse than Hitler" 0
Gaz 30.11.12 2:05am
Simon Cowell buys entire press & government, fates to be decided on X Factor 0
Gaz 30.11.12 2:03am
PCC to be renamed PCC on Sunday 0
Gaz 30.11.12 1:59am
UN upgrades Palestinian status to 'terrorists'

lots more soon...

nostra da mouse 30.11.12 12:35am
nostra da mouse
Cameron asks Leveson to issue report via Wikipedia 0
antharrison 29.11.12 9:10pm
Bernard Manning questioned by Wikileaks prosecutors in US.

CIA search for fan of bigoted 'comedians' from the 1970s believed to be working deep under cover in the Pentagon...

Miss Hegas 29.11.12 9:05pm
Miss Hegas
Lord Leveson 'my new BFF' declares Clegg 0
custard cream 29.11.12 9:00pm
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Female astronaut in space-dock failure

After the successful launch of a manned Delta IV Heavy rocket into space and orbit of the International Space Station, NASA scientists were faced with a potential catastrophe as Flight Engineer...

Dick Everyman 29.11.12 9:00pm
Outage as BNP gives the green light to Neon Nazis 0
Dick Everyman 29.11.12 8:48pm
Dick Everyman
Irish pop artist claims, "In the future everyone will be Shamus for 15 minutes" 1
Smart Alex 29.11.12 8:39pm
custard cream
Lord Leveson confirmed as judge on The Voice

Following his barn storming performance in publishing the riveting 'AN INQUIRY INTO THE CULTURE, PRACTICES AND ETHICS OF THE PRESS REPORT', The Right Honourable Lord Justice Leveson will be taking...

custard cream 29.11.12 8:34pm
custard cream
Turkeys reject anti-Christmas motion by 4 votes

The Turkeys of England narrowly rejected a motion yesterday that promised to replace old-fashioned Christmas carnage with a bright, death-free 21st century future, due to strong opposition from...

SuburbanDad 29.11.12 8:33pm
BP banned from US, price of oily fish set to rise 5
charlies_hat 29.11.12 8:27pm
Gove writes strongly worded letter to Mr & Mrs Leveson (Snr)

Education secretary Michael Gove has written a stern letter to the parents of Lord Justice Leveson informing them that their son 'Must try harder next time' if he is to have any prospect of...

antharrison 29.11.12 7:48pm
Study shows divining sticks 'can definitely detect mentals'

A study into cod science has found conclusive proof that divining rods can detect mentals with an accuracy of 98%. Until now, fish wives and pagans have largely been dismissed by the wider...

29.11.12 6:52pm
The All New Jeni B
German parliament votes to ban Mullets

Germany looks set to outlaw the Mullet hairstyle, after the ruling collation narrowly won a vote on new legislation in the Bundestag yesterday. The Mullet will now be gradually phased out over the...

TheNewsWalrus 29.11.12 4:49pm
Leveson report not published on Twitter, Sky News unable to report on it. 0
Gaz 29.11.12 1:07pm
Strong rumours suggest that Leveson will announce...

"I'm sorry I nodded off for a few months around August. We're going to have to start again."...

Nick Parry 29.11.12 12:59pm
Nick Parry
BREAKING: Metropolitan Police apply for superinjunction on Leveson Report 0
Nick Parry 29.11.12 12:56pm
Nick Parry
Japan launches care in the community trading cards - Pokemental a big hit 0
simonjmr 29.11.12 12:19pm
X factor charity single announced - Teletubbies say Eh Oh is early favourite

Syco have today announced that the single released by this year's winner of The X Factor will also be this year's charity song, raising money for a children's charity. In previous years a separate...

simonjmr 29.11.12 12:10pm
Chinese Satirists sentenced to death for 'not being funny'

The Chinese State's satirical website 'the People's Daily' has executed the entire management staff for 'not being funny'. "The People's Daily used to be very funny" said a senior Chinese official...

beagle 29.11.12 11:26am
Ricky Ponting sad to miss losing Ashes again

In a press conference announcing his retirement from cricket, former Australian captain has expressed his sadness at missing next year's Ashes contest. "Losing the Ashes has been part of my life for...

apepper 29.11.12 10:56am
Assange lung infection 'probably caused by pellets laid out to trap him' 0
allmyownstunts 29.11.12 10:12am