Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Manchester City players 'shocked' by inner-cit squalor

'I never realised I represented such a shit-hole' confessed tri-billionaire Vince Kompany as his team made their triumphant progression around the hovels and cellar dwellings of central Manchester...

4
Bonaparte Shandy 15.05.12 11:06am
Sinnick
Bible to be shortlisted for the 2012 Man Booker Prize for Fiction 0
Not Amused 15.05.12 10:28am
Not Amused
Rebekah Brooks denies perverting – “it was a virus on my computer”

or charlie...

0
Yikes 15.05.12 9:28am
Yikes
After its porn addiction, Ms Brooks charged with perverting the horse of justice 0
Perks 15.05.12 9:12am
Perks
NewsBiscuit suffers 'denial of humour' attack.

We can reveal that NewsBiscuit the online spoof newspaper has been the victim of what is termed a 'denial of humour attack'. No-one from NewsBiscuit was available to comment. Po-faced NewsBiscuit...

9
weematt 15.05.12 9:12am
kimllfixit
Europe to call in Mr Muscle to help remove stubbon Greece.

Residents of Staines very concerned...

0
Ian Searle 15.05.12 8:48am
Ian Searle
Greek cabinet to be replaced by Welsh dresser 2
Sinnick 15.05.12 8:47am
Sinnick
Outrage as Bob-a-job week earnings set below statutory minimum wage level

Dib, dib, dib...

0
Ian Searle 15.05.12 8:45am
Ian Searle
Pudsey to reveal all on Paws Morgan's Life Stories 0
ianslat 15.05.12 8:28am
ianslat
Roy Hodgson admits Jim Rosenthal was first choice.....

"he's ability to talk complete shite and football punditary is legendary"...

0
thackaray 15.05.12 7:33am
thackaray
350,000 Manchester City fans at the Etihad stadium as City claim title

An estimated 350,000 Man City supporters were present yesterday at the Etihad stadium to watch Manchester City lift the Premier League title. The crowd figure is based on the number office workers...

8
Mandy Lifeboat 15.05.12 6:30am
arthurminnit
Forget all this nonsense about being 'customer facing' police tell taxi drivers

After a spate of accidents, The London Association of Taxi Drivers has told its member to abandon their strategy of being more 'customer facing'. One driver, whose head went backwards through the...

6
ronseal 14.05.12 9:15pm
Boutros
Man Utd cancel open top bus parade through Surrey 1
Perks 14.05.12 9:06pm
Greek cheesemakers say Euro bailout a "feta compli" 1
nickb 14.05.12 7:45pm
RickH
Society For Prevention of Time Measurement "Working against the clock"

More follows...

0
apepper 14.05.12 7:39pm
apepper
Local Lothario celebrates eighth full year of paternity leave

A womaniser from Liverpool’s Shippam’s Estate is celebrating tonight, after securing his eighth full year of paternity leave. Dave Grobbelaar, 27, received the happy news by text message from...

5
14.05.12 5:55pm
Perks
Chewing Gum impairs short term memory says study

According to researhers at Cardiff University Kozlov, M. D., Hughes, R. W., & Jones, D. M. (in press). Gummed-Up Memory: Chewing Gum Impairs Short-Term Recall. Quarterly Journal of Experimental...

3
Otis B Driftwood 14.05.12 5:49pm
beau-jolly
Sea Shepherd founder arrested after flock of sheep drowns 1
beau-jolly 14.05.12 3:48pm
JohnA
"Ugly" Buckingham Palace to be replaced by Preston bus station

more carbuncles soon...

0
grottymonty 14.05.12 3:42pm
grottymonty
A nation mourns as inventor of inflatible footwear pops his clogs

More to follow...

7
apepper 14.05.12 3:28pm
dvo4fun
Scottish brewers in search for double strength unit of alcohol 1
Tomfinger 14.05.12 2:35pm
riesler
Spiritual Polar Bear to raise global warming awareness in Paws for Thaws 0
simonjmr 14.05.12 2:04pm
simonjmr
Fisherman's birthday celebrations really did push the boat out 0
simonjmr 14.05.12 2:01pm
simonjmr
Cheeky and audacious tea break confectionary thief - 'takes the biscuit' 0
thackaray 14.05.12 1:58pm
thackaray
BBC demand BGT winner has eye gouged out before appearance on the One Show 0
simonjmr 14.05.12 1:46pm
simonjmr
Britains Got Talent winner in bone-hacking scandal

Chews of the World exclusive...

2
pushmoocat 14.05.12 1:18pm
bonjonelson
Glaswegians' cost of living to double with 50p per unit food price shock. 0
Boutros 14.05.12 1:11pm
Boutros
Windscreen washer price war – rate drops to a “sympathetic eyebrow raise”

In a sign that the recession is affecting all areas of society, roadside windscreen washers are now routinely charging a sympathetic eyebrow raise, with some charging as little as stony-faced...

0
Yikes 14.05.12 12:02pm
Yikes
Outbreak of not being a Man Utd fan syndrome everywhere but Manchester

After Man City’s last minute title win in controversial and completely unnecessary extra time, Man United fans everywhere have been struck down with Acute Not Being a Man United Fan Syndrome. ...

0
Old Hat 14.05.12 11:40am
Old Hat
Confused Tinchy Stryder "thought he was married to Sting" 0
nickb 14.05.12 11:38am
nickb