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Hitler comes out of hiding after Germany pays off it`s world war 1 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Germany finally pays off WWI debt with consolidation loan. 2
the coarse whisperer 4 years
On this day, 1974 - "Jefferson Airplane hijacked, flown to Yemen" 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Women who write for the Daily Mail admit they are cunts 3
arrghgarry 4 years

and have no idea what life is about http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1316688/Can-couple-split-share-home-Kellys-tried-years--torture.html...

Newsbiscuit contributor reads bbc news website and contributes 'funny' variant. 5
bonjonelson 4 years

more soon, unfortunately...

Alcoholism 'halved at a stroke' as Pub Chain introduce 3D Beer Goggles 1
pinxit 4 years

Public House giant J.D.Witherfork today rolled out a revolutionary hi-tech accessory for customers, which in trials has produced a 50% cut in incidents of alchoholism throughout their establishments....

'Show us yer tits', to no longer be considered acceptable office language 2
Fin Robertson 4 years

The government has introduced a new Equality Act, aimed at banning discrimination by employers and ensuring the unbroken tedium of working life is restored. It will now be frowned upon for bosses to...

BMW recall 300,000 cars after discovery of cock behind wheel. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

More car-based insults soon...

Tiger Woods takes the name of the Ryder Cup literally as he shags the 0
Basil_B 4 years

cup presidents daughter...

Tony Curtis to reprise his "Some Like It Hot" role. More soon. 3
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Plug hole in one halts Ryder Cup 1
Nobby Holder 4 years

More rain soon...

Hosting the America's Cup and Ryder Cup at the same time, probably a bad idea.. 0
Iamthestig 4 years

Says manager of Celtic Manor hotel...

BMWs to be recalled - a fault in manufacture means they no longer own the road. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Every Household to Have Someone on Benefits by 2015, says Hopeful Government 0
IABP 4 years

The government have announced plans for every single household to have at least one family member on benefits by 2015. A pilot scheme has been running up north since the mid 1980s and it's expected...

It was Rain, not a Leek, that caused Waterlogging at Ryder Cup, say Officials 0
IABP 4 years
Giant Penguin Found in Peru is Safe to Eat say McVities 0
IABP 4 years

m-m-m-more soon...

Steve Miller Band demands re-count of Labour Party leadership contest 1
npsmith1 4 years
ADHD generic not genetic say teachers 0
Des Custard 4 years

It affects the whole class...

Act Equal Act: firms must not ask job applicants about anything 0
afternoonslow 4 years

Telergraph .co.uk Employers will not be able to ask people who apply for a job about anything, and all people must act equal. under new “act equal but wear the right tie” laws that come into...

Ma Cherie Amour (Four) by Antonia Cartland Blair 2
Doctor Moptop 4 years

Chapter 15 The parchment crackled in my strong grip; a hand-written epistle from my arch enemy, Baron Brown. His poor penmanship swam before my eyes. My heart fluttered in my chest like a wren...

Short sighted criminals to be offered tazer eye treatment. 0
wallster 4 years
Political correctness goes mad but is still offered job 0
Des Custard 4 years
Queen 'to be shared with France' in cost-cutting exercise 1
ED209 4 years

In a move which will shock many traditionalists, the Royal family will be shared with France in an effort to cut down on costs. The French President, an office so long associated with philandering...

Labour and Tory voters found to be genetically linked 7
4ty2 4 years

in fact so seems to be religious beliefs and disbelieves. However a debate arose on a scientific conference immediately when trying to use the evidence to proove the existance of a principle called...

Underground mining industry struggles with tunnel vision 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Widower abandons computer dating after disastrous dinner date with laptop 1
dicky37 4 years

[More soon]...

Keep your dreams down to earth, says Dr. Phil 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Conservative Party conference to be rescheduled to clash with East Enders 0
bonjonelson 4 years

"That'll teach the unions to mess around" - Cameron...

Whatever you think about something, the opposite is also true, says Dr. Phil 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Groundhog Day comes true 1
Sinnick 4 years

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13265 I told you it would :-)...