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Police arrest Swedish no bell prize winning cyclist 3
RJWinter 07.10.11 10:05am
RJWinter
More restrictive legislation published on the use of red tape

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spoole2112 07.10.11 9:12am
writinginbsl
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Stan 07.10.11 8:50am
Stan
Alton Towers announces 'Ultimate Oblivion' Hadron Collider thrill ride

'£30 seems reasonable if you never see your kids again' say harassed parents http://tinyurl.com/4yqf56u...

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vertical 07.10.11 8:37am
vertical
News Corp own Moody's

In an attempt to exact revenge on the UK (in the wake of the phone hacking scandal), News Corp have purchased controlling interest in Moody’s and have downgraded UK banks as a first step. More...

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Gary Baldy 07.10.11 8:35am
Gary Baldy
Amanda Knox welcomed home with lethal injection, followed by pardon

Amanda Knox was welcomed home last night, as fury mounted in the US over the Italian legal system. Following a huge swell of interest in the case, America has agreed to show the world how justice...

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07.10.11 8:07am
writinginbsl
6 year old's financial savings receptacle downgraded to piglet bank.

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spoole2112 07.10.11 8:03am
spoole2112
French food experts discover you really can taste cruelty - 2

Biologists in France claim they have discovered a sixth flavour that can be tasted by humans. Almost 25 years after the discovery of 'umami' (the flavour of 'pleasant savoriness'), experts now claim...

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07.10.11 7:59am
writinginbsl
Sigmund Freud's great grandson to donate wife's savings to help Greece 1
RJWinter 07.10.11 7:23am
Ostsee
Did Rooney's dad turn to crime because of the cuts, asks BBC reporter 1
ronseal 07.10.11 7:21am
Ostsee
Study Shows Only Losers Sit Through News Site Tickers 0
Textbook 06.10.11 10:56pm
Textbook
Man who wants to change the world realises he needs a bigger nappy. 1
martin2381 06.10.11 10:15pm
Drylaw
"Grandad Says That Cameron And Osborne......

.Should use a box of matches like former PM, Alec Douglas-Home did in order to, learn economics."...

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Jesse Bigg 06.10.11 8:54pm
Jesse Bigg
Brazilian Women a stick-on for 2016 Olympic Beach Stroll Back and Forwards Event 0
Drylaw 06.10.11 8:17pm
Drylaw
Mac users at risk from new worm threat 0
LittleSpender 06.10.11 7:44pm
LittleSpender
Rooney ready to play Capello at Guess Who 0
simonjmr 06.10.11 6:54pm
simonjmr
Steve Jobs jokes condemned as un-PC 14
charlies_hat 06.10.11 6:15pm
Screenie
Somerset farmer confused by floral tributes laid at his gate.

Mr Stephen Jobs, of Taunton, professed bemusement at the sudden proliferation of floral tributes and half-eaten apples left at his gate today. “I’m not dead, I’ve just been busy in the...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 06.10.11 5:50pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Steve Jobs refused life-saving upgrade after being deprecated by God

Yes, I own an iPhone 3G - why do you ask?...

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JohnA 06.10.11 5:38pm
JohnA
BBC Bulletin: 2000 jobs to be cut in the ne 0
kga6 06.10.11 5:28pm
kga6
Global warming reduces UK's ability to grow herbs

'The unusual weather the UK has experienced over the last few decades has drastically reduced our ability to grow herbs,' stated UK organic farmer Jerry Hewitt. Something must be done and fast,' he...

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Screenie 06.10.11 5:16pm
Screenie
Turnip's fury as swede wins Nobel Prize

Root vegetables everywhere are protesting that the Nobel prize for Literature has gone to a swede. A spokesman for the Nobel committee pointed out that a swede is a type of turnip. "Tell that to the...

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apepper 06.10.11 5:03pm
vertical
BBC redundancy reports latest from London, Manchester, Edinburgh, Bristol, Leeds

, Newcastle, Glasgow, Paris, Bonn, Berlin, Madrid, Bilbao, Lisbon, Rome, Perugia, Beirut, Damascus, Baghdad, just outside Zimbabwe, Nairobi, Islamabad, Mumbai, Bangkok, Johannesburg, Tokyo, Hong...

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Al OPecia 06.10.11 4:59pm
Al OPecia
Amazement as Transformers win Nobel prize for Literature. 0
martin2381 06.10.11 4:43pm
martin2381
Sarah Palin won't run for president. Prefers a gentle stroll. 0
martin2381 06.10.11 4:38pm
martin2381
BBC is NOT over manned, manned, manned, say 26 spokesmen 3
ronseal 06.10.11 4:37pm
nickb
Pakistan cricket team win nobble prize. 3
andhrimnir 06.10.11 4:31pm
martin2381
That Osbornne Cut leads to the loss of BBC prooofreaders. 1
dvo4fun 06.10.11 4:30pm
Clarky
Desperate medics told to switch off Steve Jobs - and switch him back on again 9
ronseal 06.10.11 3:51pm
pinxit
Steve Job's last words, "Sent from my iPad" 0
Dumbnews 06.10.11 3:51pm
Dumbnews