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Mod investigation reveals 0
G H 4 years

MOD investigations reveal nuclear submarine HMS "Astute" ran aground because spending cuts left the vessels senior officer Cdr Andy Coles with an insufficent supply of 10p pieces for the telescope...

Channel 4 sci-fi 'The Event' criticized for over-arty editing. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

New drama series the Event has been slammed by viewers for the story jumping backwards and forwards just for the sake of being arty. Seven Hours Earlier, This new show’s annoying, maybe I should...

Eric Pickles may be victim of squeezed middle 0
roybland 4 years
Newspapers asked to send all their deliveries directly to recycling centers 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Government OED spending review threatens huge cuts in V-Z 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Vince Cable announced that "the richness of the English language is currently unaffordable and the previous government over-promised on key contracts in “G” and “L” which are now coming back...

Austerity restaurant offers horses for courses 5
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Wayne Rooney. If Carlsberg made C**** 1
ruthless1 4 years
Councillor sacked for dressing as Hitler... 0
dominic_mcg 4 years

claims he was always told "dress for the job you want not the job you have." More soon...

French workers looking forward to two extra years on strike. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Osborne agrees to increase NHS funding until Baroness Thatcher is allowed home. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Godot arrives, but is detained by immigration at Heathrow 14
bonjonelson 4 years

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Man can't remember where he put half-bricks last used in poll tax riots 1
la maga 4 years
French workers may refuse to strike after the age of sixty 0
roybland 4 years
Government to introduce Gameshow tax 0
euankitson 4 years

Horror in Whitehall last night as the Secretary of State for Sport, Culture and Game Shows revealed that in a desperate bid to raise funds the Government will be introducing a tax on Gameshow...

Saturday night is 'alright', according to new opinion poll 0
dogwheels 4 years

Friday nights don't poll as well...

Submarine towed free - tug captain says comedy of situation enough payment 1
dogwheels 4 years

MoD couldn't afford it anyway...

Youth R future, says brand guru, with 'know it all-ness and proven gullibility' 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Man Utd Fans Now Know What its Like to be Coleen. 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years
Stealth submarine grounded. Nobody quite sure where. 10
exigo 4 years
Police arrest Robin Tripp for murder of David Kelly. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years

"How can a one armed man slit his own wrist?" asks crime scene officer...

Osborne realises his calculator is broken - deficit cancelled 0
dogwheels 4 years

Chancellor admits using a calculator watch was a mistake...

Submarine Captain To Work at New Wembley as He Has Experience Running a Ground 1
IABP 4 years
Clinton 'frequently forgot his wife' 4
dogwheels 4 years

In the latest revelations from the memoirs of retired US Gen. Hugh Shelton, it is claimed that former President Bill Clinton frequently forgot who his wife was. The general claims that staff often...

United Fans Frantically Try and Call Off Rooney Fatwa 0
IABP 4 years
Wayne and Alex “Kiss and Make Up” After Prostitution Allegations 0
De-scribe 4 years

Soccer star Wayne Rooney and his childhood sweetheart Sir Alex Ferguson have reportedly “kissed and made up” following Sunday newspaper reports that Rooney was about to prostitute himself around...

Rooney slams Osborne for lack of ambition 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Following his attack on the management of Manchester United, Wayne Rooney has extended his remit has criticised George Osborne's handling of the economy. Rooney, recently slammed England fans who...

Autistic man wins dyslexic painter of the year competition. 1
wallster 4 years
Post mortem confirms Dr Kelly committed suicide over Richard Stilgoe jibes. 0
wallster 4 years

Budget cuts blamed as Riot Squad replaced by Nick Robinson. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
CIA sniffer dog - not properly vetted 0
Sinnick 4 years