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"Do you know who I am?" Cameron asks

Because I can't seem to remember a single thing today. Duh!...

Scroat 14.06.12 1:28pm
Dutch FA accidently awards international players condoms instead of Dutch Caps 0
Scronnyglonkle 14.06.12 12:04pm
Daniel Levy reveals that Spurs finances have 'gone to the dogs' 3
charlies_hat 14.06.12 12:01pm
Better luck next time, McCann's tell Cameron's. 0
flossie mcjava 14.06.12 12:00pm
flossie mcjava
Anthony Beevor's new WW2 in the Pacific War book slated by Pearl Harbor deniers 0
Scronnyglonkle 14.06.12 11:50am
Spurs refuse to pay Redknapp ransome demands 1
Scronnyglonkle 14.06.12 11:17am
New web startup promises to make more difficult something nobody does 2
Dumbnews 14.06.12 11:01am
Police question Rolf Harris in Maddie probe 0
Scroat 14.06.12 10:29am
Daily Mail asks: Is this cellulite on ancient picture of Mary Magdalene?

After analysing a previously undiscovered picture of Jesus, on the beach with his extended family, experts hired by the Daily Mail have uncovered evidence that the bearded, sandal wearing leftie was...

ronseal 14.06.12 10:26am
Nancy Cameron is a little girl, not a description, sources reveal. 1
Thor 14.06.12 9:11am
City built on Rock and Roll not structurally sound, say engineers 5
bonjonelson 14.06.12 8:52am
Spurs pay out £3M compensation - Harry to get about £3M after tax

., (the first of many on the same lines?)...

Midfield Diamond 14.06.12 8:36am
Midfield Diamond
Government denies new surveillience law will be used...hold on...

..someone at the doorer, back in 15 years...

Al OPecia 14.06.12 6:55am
Al OPecia
Australian dingo now ‘most likely’ suspect in Maddie abduction, experts claim

A dingo dog, native to Australia, has emerged as the latest suspect in connection with the disappearance of Madeleine McCann from Portugal, according to reports . Detectives working on the McCann...

Gary Stanton 14.06.12 6:42am
Gary Stanton
DEFRA issue 'Stampede Alert' for Olympic Opening Ceremony 0
FlashArry 13.06.12 11:16pm
End of hosepipe ban stops dilution crisis for Homeopaths

Worried Homeopaths who have been forced to use 'dangerously low' levels of dilution are commending the decision to lift the hosepipe ban in areas of the UK. Many experts have recently voiced their...

charlies_hat 13.06.12 11:14pm
Teacher suspended for inspiring students to greatness

A teacher in South London has been suspended after pupils left a class with more knowledge than they went in with. The headteacher has condemned the poor judgement of the experienced member of the...

kga6 13.06.12 11:04pm
Danny Boyle admits inclusion of abattoir may have been a step to far

More to follow...

Julian 13.06.12 10:43pm
Danny Boyle Ha Ha Ha

More literary allusions soon...

Scroat 13.06.12 10:10pm
Bitch arrested for littering 0
Smart Alex 13.06.12 10:04pm
Smart Alex
Bender 'no substitute for Kuntz' says German manager 2
Haywood Manley 13.06.12 9:26pm
Haywood Manley
German Lars Bender emerges as school boys favourite Euro 2012 player 0
Mandy Lifeboat 13.06.12 8:55pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Ratings latest: Spain downgraded to Uganda 0
Mandy Lifeboat 13.06.12 8:54pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Euro 2012 commentator sacked for omissions

BBC television commentator Mark Smarm has been sacked for a series of shocking omissions in his first two matches at Euro 2012. In the first game between Poland and Greece, Smarm completely failed in...

weeb52 13.06.12 8:03pm
Rural Policy to be outsourced to Minister's Gamekeeper. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 13.06.12 7:17pm
Al OPecia
The Ministry of Defence unveils Britain's new independent nuclear deterrent

Following recent spending cuts The Ministry of Defence unveils Britain's new independent nuclear deterrent: ...

greigewart 13.06.12 7:11pm
Labour’s ‘progressive alliance’ founders after ELP walk out of talks

The Labour Party’s latest attempts to form a new ‘progressive alliance’ are close to collapse after both Greg Lake and Carl Palmer of Emerson Lake and Palmer walked out of negotiations...

Skylarking 13.06.12 5:43pm
Haywood Manley
Homeopathic forecaster predicts continued fine weather

Inspired by charlies_hat's earlier post...

Haywood Manley 13.06.12 5:17pm
Haywood Manley
Leveson and Hunt weary public demand recall of Parliament 0
medici2471 13.06.12 5:00pm
Queen's knock out for Murray shocks girlfriend 0
nostra da mouse 13.06.12 4:56pm
nostra da mouse