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Quantitative Easing "Just a Licence to Print Money" say Critics 0
De-scribe 4 years
British Legion face autotune scandal over Rememberance single 0
simonjmr 4 years

"Of course we used autotune - have you heared David Camerons non-singing voice, bloody awful" said a spokesman for the British Legion. More soon...

Sex therapy Clinic now offers Articulated Hip replacement Surgery 0
Rowly 4 years

More positions soon...

C4 cans ‘Grand Designs’ episode where house is built on time and under budget 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Photograph wins photo competition 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Lecturers at protest rally wonder who all the young people with them are 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Sainsbury’s half-year profit of £332m earns it 664m Nectar points 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Connect goes on sale on Isle of Wight 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
french label launched demented lingery 3
4ty2 4 years

for the ones who forget to close their underwear or can't cope with bra hooks. Instead of those complicated hooks they added magnetic clips. However problems occurred when the fashion models came too...

Controversial own goal fuels match-fixing suspicions... 5
Doylem 4 years

“Anyone can be unlucky enough to score an own goal, but how many players have picked up the ball in the opposition’s half, dribbled back across the half-way line and gone on a mazy run around...

Injured in insurgency work? Call Iraq abuse inquiry. No win no fee. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Cricket has world's largest testicles . Also cane, hat,spats and elephant friend 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
BBC presenter Kritian Digby who died from Plastic bag aphysixia while pleasuring 6
arrghgarry 4 years

himself ,has been declared "Wanker of the year" he beat out competition from George Bush and Tony Blair .They had to console themselves with the doubles title...

Models in therapy shocker 8
acwanaut 4 years

An undercover investigation has revealed that 8 out of 10 supermodels on the New York catwalk this season have ditched Botox in favour of Chemotherapy. With side-effects from this treatment including...

New Book enters New York best seller list "decision points "by 0
arrghgarry 4 years

the Decider ...

Predictive text assists local man with sexting, "I love you" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Poor speller caught out by summary forecast in winter. Picnic ruined. 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Bush thought water boarding was just another extreme sport 0
4ty2 4 years

to frighten the shit out of those desert rats who never seen a propper wave before. he actually asked if they could let the sharks loose to make sure they made an effort...

Chinese military buy Rolls-Royce engines as stealth bombs. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Shamed MP now clear that you can lie before and after election, but not during.. 3
deskpilot3 4 years
MI5 Claim 'Water Boarding' illegal in the UK due to hose pipe ban 0
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon, and a very large tip of the hat to Ronseal]...

FBI's hose pip ban, spills and hiked prices lead to charges of 'water boarding' 0
ronseal 4 years
China Praises Cameron for his Attempt to Reduce UK Human Rights 0
kpseymour 4 years

Following David Cameron's meeting with Chinese Prime Minister, Wen Jiabao has welcomed Cameron's efforts to decrease UK citizens' human rights. The recent decisions to raise tuition fees, cut housing...

Post office to offers new services 2
virtuallywill 4 years

In addition to satire, which will still be available at post office counters there will be;hyperbole,irony,parody,repartee and epigram...

Leaked documents suggest BBC to launch “Living fire” TV channel 2
hero2zero 4 years

BBC “Blue-sky think-tank” papers suggest that the corporation is considering launching an HD reality fire channel, recreating memorable fires of the past in your own living room. The crackling...

Predictive text wrote novels, critic claims 0
roybland 4 years

Many prize-winning novels were written by the predictive text found on mobile phones, according to a leading literary critic. 'My analysis of several recent highly-regarded novels, shows that these...

Veils worked a treat, says Paris Jackson, "nobody would really recognise us" 0
SteveCut 4 years

"Hey, who're those kids groping around blindfolded over there?", "Well those Jackson kids wear veils and masks all the time. Maybe it's them?", "Nah! Must be some other kids in veils."...

X Factor Glossary 2
Zadok the second 4 years

*Your Keep Out ‘n Cut Guide to the Controversial Show* Waissel, [i]v[/i] – to perform in a manner very close to singing Wagner, [i]n[/i] – historical figure who, despite dividing expert...

Take That encouraged to "cover" the Two minutes silence charity single 1
virtuallywill 4 years

.and John Cage's 4'33"...

Fury at Americans over Britain's Abu-Gharaib 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Americans are once again subject of worldwide condemnation as further allegations were made of abuse by British soldiers of prisoners at what is becoming known as the "UK's Abu Gharaib"., Asked...