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Justin Bieber Hits Puberty 8
Notmeno 4 years

NEW YORK - At the final stop on his tour of the North American continent, Bieber punched annoying guy, Rod Puberty. An on-stage dancer at the gig in Central Park said this: "This annoying guy who...

Rubbish bin 'not very good'. 0
Zadok the second 4 years
Belgium picks up Ben Ali on a Free 0
acwanaut 4 years

With the current flux in international dictators, Belgium has plunged into the transfer market and picked up Tunisia's Zine al-Abidine Ben Ali on a free transfer after his current deal expired in the...

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Gerontius 4 years

Iiiiiii.. ww.w., 10 hours later zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Rooney fined for not spitting at all throughout a whole match 0
pinxit 4 years


Jordan announces new book "Vajazzle" to launch in spring 0
simonjmr 4 years
B&Q to rent carparks after hours to doggers 5
simonjmr 4 years
'You've been on such a journey,' Holly Willoughby tells Neil Armstrong 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Sullen Mubarak calls Cairo demonstrators "Sphinxters." 6
rikkor 4 years
SAGA holiday resorts say that anyone caught sexting will be asked to leave. 0
wallster 4 years
Baby communicates through Twitter 6
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

In what's believed to be a world first a baby has communicated with her mum through the medium of Twitter. Baby Saffron aged 11 months received her first Blackberry (other devices are available) when...

Congress and White House Agree on SWAP 0
Woody Brown 4 years

WASHINGTON - The White House today announced an historic non-partisan deficit reduction agreement between the Obama Administration and Congressional Republicans. Aptly named SWAP (Stop Wasted...

Gleemed(sic)from horsingaboutcom 4
4 years

Boxer : I've been telling them for years no one would listen, Napoleon: Are you talking about Newbury? Shocking .So they ignored your carbon, composite shoes then ?, Boxer : Fucking...

When my game show career crashed I turned to terrorism says Dusty Bin Laden 6
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Britain's latest home grown terrorist is possibly the most shocking product of societal marginalisation ever. Once a happy, popular and generous game show mascot, life took an unexpected turn for the...

Ironic Twist as Scientology is Diagnosed as a Mental Condition 5
Notmeno 4 years

NEW YORK - Researchers at a New York university have found out that Scientology is a mental illness, ironically. Scientology is a somehow recognised religion in America (and Jedi isn't?!), exempting...

David Liddiment calls for drive by shooting story line for Archers 1
ronseal 4 years

The decision to write a drive by shooting story line into the Archers has been praised by David Liddiment, the executive who called for Radio 4 to become more inclusive to young people., The...

Zeitgeist Publishing launches paper for homosexual xenophobes, The Gaily Male 2
ronseal 4 years

One of the most overlooked sections of the gay community is to finally get its own newspaper. The Gaily Mail, published under license by Zeitgeist Publishing, is aimed at people who are both gay and...

Dignitas protest Swiss gun referendum result. 0
Ostsee 4 years

'It will reduce our potential customer pool and our shareholder value' says spokesbeing. 'They should think of the Swiss economy before all this tradition nonsense.'...

Couple Attempt World Record For Longest Kiss for Valentine-Good Luck Dave & Nick 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Middle Classes warn Tories they don't understand full effect cuts may have. 2
Ian Searle 4 years
Study: Low Pay Reason For Poverty 4
Notmeno 4 years

NEW YORK - Experts from across the globe have convened at the [i]United Nations Conference on Poverty[/i] in New York City. The research is shocking. The survey, which was carried out in over two...

Mubarak accepts new job as Middle East Peace Envoy 6
Ludicity 4 years

Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak says he is delighted with his new role as ‘Peace Envoy’ to the Middle East. ‘I was at a bit of a loose end,’ said the 82-year-old former dictator,...

Sarah Palin Actually Osama Bin-Laden with Plastic Surgery 2
Notmeno 4 years

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In another shocking political twist, Sarah Palin was revealed to be America's number one enemy: Bin-Laden. The first clue was when she sided with the North Koreans in an interview...

Ed Balls admits gagging IMF and he almost choked on IDS 0
4 years
Newbury pubs offering slightly overcooked horse steaks for Sunday lunch. 2
MADJEZ 4 years
'Taser Handicap Stakes' not as successful as hoped admits Newbury race manager. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Devil reveals shock unemployment figures for Idle Hands 8
maurice0c 4 years

1100 HMT This morning the Devil has come clean to the House of Hell representatives as to the latest shock rise in the unemployment of idle hands; a key directive of his post. "Since the economic...

Veteran goalkeeper forced to retire due to council cutbacks 1
Gerontius 4 years

Veteran Man Utd goalkeeper Edwin Van Der Sar has confirmed he will definitely be retiring at the end of the current season, a decision he feels has been forced upon him by proposed cutbacks ...

Egypt gives lesson to David Cameron about what ‘Big Society’ might actually mean 5
Doylem 4 years
'Rastamouse' accusations of racism... 0
riesler 4 years

CBeebies chief says "Just wait 'till they see Muslimrat"...