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Paul Daniels and Finger end trial separation. 0
bonjonelson 21.01.12 2:11pm
bonjonelson
Debbie McGhee 'delighted' as Paul Daniels' finger successfully reattached.

No more soon....

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Mandy Lifeboat 21.01.12 12:15pm
Mandy Lifeboat
'Ain't that the darndest thing? I got a nail in ma brain.'

A Chicago man didn't notice he'd shot a nail into his brain until doctors X-rayed his skull. 'He was talking kinda funny and slurring his words and all,' said his girlfriend Sally Mae Johnson, 'So we...

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Clarky 21.01.12 11:04am
Clarky
Man defies gravity with duck chariot. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 21.01.12 10:12am
Al OPecia
Gingrich ahead in South Carolina after fathering 12% of population

Randy presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich has surged to a happy ending in South Carolina, after fathering a 'statistically significant' percentage of the voters. Gingrich took an anti-abortion,...

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21.01.12 9:53am
Username
Ed Miliband 'still hopeful' of endorsement from Chuck Norris 0
21.01.12 8:46am
German scholars point out that Mitt Romney translates as “With Essex marsh” 3
virtuallywill 21.01.12 6:38am
Nick McCarr
Historians fail to find any evidence of Chris Martin having ruled the world. 0
Nick McCarr 21.01.12 6:27am
Nick McCarr
Disappointment For Scientists As Super-Computer Fails To Go Mad. 1
sredni vashta 21.01.12 4:25am
Username
Cosmic surgeon to give Aquarius a nose job and bigger tits 2
Immunis 20.01.12 11:38pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Pub fights "so much more vivid" when wearing 3D glasses 0
bonjonelson 20.01.12 11:32pm
bonjonelson
Government delighted to find £2.,73p more than expected in bank account,

The chancellor George Osborne has spoken of his joy at the bank error which left the United kingdom with a surplus of £2.73. "For one moment I actually thought our austerity measures were working"...

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Mister F 20.01.12 11:05pm
Mister F
Migrant scrounger story upstaged as distraction by Gary Glitter story 0
Drylaw 20.01.12 10:30pm
Drylaw
Department of Environment to cull humans in TB affected area

In the latest random attempt to stop nature doing what it will, the department of the environment has decided to kill all the humans in a 10 mile radius from Langport in Somerset to halt the spread...

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Immunis 20.01.12 8:57pm
Immunis
Online Piracy Bill hijacked by Somalian hackers 1
brownpaperreporter 20.01.12 7:35pm
writinginbsl
BMW & AUDI to do away with door mirrors. "They never use them" says spokesman.

. . . on reflection...

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Al McHogan 20.01.12 7:13pm
Scroat
Lord Vader to be stripped of his title, Government announce. 3
bonjonelson 20.01.12 6:28pm
Quaz
German twitter users complain 140 characters 'barely enough for an adverb' 1
exigo 20.01.12 5:46pm
cinquecento
Gary Glitter a shining example to us all, says Pope

The Pope has spoken of his admiration and respect of Glitter's recent conduct, as an example of 'how all of us can use strange clothing, repetitive songs, and erratic behavior, in order to distract,...

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Shandy 20.01.12 4:05pm
Shandy
Police to offer kettle chips and club biscuits at future riots. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 20.01.12 3:40pm
dvo4fun
‘I got too cocky’ admits Cowell, ‘I should have realised it was all about me’

Simon Cowell has claimed that falling viewing figures for his repetitive, formulaic talent shows were down to him ‘having got a bit arrogant’, and not because people are slowly realising that...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 20.01.12 3:36pm
dvo4fun
UKIP to field candidate who is not mental 2
virtuallywill 20.01.12 3:22pm
writinginbsl
‘Napoleonland’ theme park to close at 6.15p.m. everyday.

Time to run away, Josephine!, http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/9027394/France-plans-Napoleonland.html...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 20.01.12 2:25pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Crime figures reduced by 10% in 2011

See I said setting the font size at 9 would work...

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tedweasel 20.01.12 2:16pm
tedweasel
Salmond and Cameron deadlocked over who gets RBS & HBOS. More soon. 0
GreenCross 20.01.12 1:59pm
GreenCross
Die Hoff and Die Muppets - German press accused of promoting violence 0
simonjmr 20.01.12 1:52pm
simonjmr
Thames Water find junk in river 7
medici2471 20.01.12 1:38pm
button
Dyslexic conservationist "quite the raconteur"

I think we can do without this one...

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Mr Target 20.01.12 1:38pm
nickb
"You got cocky? Well I got bigger cocky" Kim Jong Un tells Cowell

.. with apologies to Mind Your Language, Benny Hill etc...

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cinquecento 20.01.12 1:06pm
cinquecento
Easyjet denies 'degrading' disabled man. "We treat all our passengers like this"

. . . claims spokesman...

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Al McHogan 20.01.12 12:58pm
Sinnick