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GVT screwed by Virgin over Rock price

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reforse 17.11.11 7:02pm
Gene identified that compels people to finish the whole tub of ice-cream 0
Dumbnews 17.11.11 6:05pm
Blatter laughs off "Senile, old git" accusations commenting "its all good fun" 0
Al OPecia 17.11.11 5:50pm
Al OPecia
Blatter's error: Misinterpreted fans gestures as hand rather than wrist shaking 1
dvo4fun 17.11.11 4:50pm
Member of Three Degrees interrogated

struggling with this...

vertical 17.11.11 4:32pm
Benetton poster of Thatcher kissing Scargill

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Sinnick 17.11.11 4:03pm
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US Marines to prevent Kiwi invasion of Australia

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wwwiz 17.11.11 3:59pm
Virgin moves on Rock, WWE star delighted 0
medici2471 17.11.11 2:37pm
IOW police fail to shed light on missing shed light 1
nickb 17.11.11 2:30pm
Government to shorter NHS queues by dividing them into lots of smaller queues 0
Screenie 17.11.11 2:06pm
Northern Rock and Virgin Money combine to create ‘Northern Virgin’ oxymoron 6
Qoxiivi 17.11.11 1:34pm
Government initiative to give reality TV stars courses on human dignity

A new government initiative was launched today which will see reality TV stars being given extensive lessons on how to adhere to the most basic levels of acceptable human behaviour. Due to their...

Shandy 17.11.11 1:26pm
Crackdown on NHS queues just makes matters worse 0
17.11.11 12:25pm
Phone Sex Workers On The Go

It's a situation we've all been in- some chap talking extremely loudly on his cell phone on the bus or the train. He's usually arguing about groceries or something fairly innocuous. What if he were...

Textbook 17.11.11 12:05pm
Northern Rock to be rebranded as Virgin on the Ridiculous

Or maybe NoRoVirus. More soon...

Scroat 17.11.11 11:33am
Berlusconi, Strauss-Khan & Goran Erikkson planning a European "sexy" road trip 0
simonjmr 17.11.11 10:24am
John Terry to follow FIFA "make up make up never never break up" directive 0
charlies_hat 17.11.11 10:20am
Nick Griffin offers hand of friendship to Sepp Blatter! 0
simonjmr 17.11.11 9:57am
Blatter: 'I meant bribes - everything can be resolved with bribes!' 0
ianslat 17.11.11 9:54am
New 'Northern Virgin' brand pledges to give bankers boners 0
charlies_hat 17.11.11 9:41am
Investigation launched as to how a tank of fuel in Austria costs only £20k 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.11.11 9:27am
Duncan Biscuit
Gervais sees the joke as 9 foot tall lectern unveiled for Golden Globes awards 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.11.11 9:27am
Duncan Biscuit
New Award for Engineering to be outsourced to China to cut costs 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.11.11 9:26am
Duncan Biscuit
Burlesconni to Replace Blatter in FIFA Top Job.

Burlesconni to Replace Blatter in FIFA Top Job...

No Beard 17.11.11 8:36am
No Beard
Martin Amis resigns as England rugby coach

Poet and novelist Martin Amis has left his post as England rugby coach. "I really don't understand how I was appointed in the first place; I thought I would be driving the team to games, I didn't...

apepper 17.11.11 7:39am
MoD Harrier eBay blunder

Ministry of Defence officials were putting on a brave face today after the National Audit Office highlighted failings in cost-cutting projects. 74 Harrier Jump Jets have been sold on eBay to the US...

Patrick Tobin 17.11.11 7:22am
Hague backs plans to restrict discussions that could reveal MPs' intelligence

William Hague has backed plans to prevent intelligence being discussed in open conversation, particularly when it makes MPs look stupid. "As Secretary of Two Big, Important Things, I am ideally...

Runestone Cowboy 17.11.11 7:16am
Santorum Informs Des Moines First Graders That Classmate Gino is Deformed

Des Moines, Ia. For someone who has never set foot in a school, Rick Santorum seemed to be in his element in Miss Hess’s first grade classroom. Friday’s visit to Miss Hess’s first grade...

bobo lutz 17.11.11 1:10am
bobo lutz
Resignation letter of ex-European IMF director found in St James’s Park bin

Oliver Letwin MP was today unavailable for comment following the discovery of the damning resignation letter of Antonio Borges, until recently the head for Europe at International Monetary Fund...

fernandomando 17.11.11 12:41am
Ernest Jones to design "Royal Vajazzle"

In a move described by a Buckingham Palace spokesperson as "putting a regal finger on the pulse of the the nation", The Queen today awarded high street jeweller Ernest Jones the honour of designing...

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