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Bank worker admits ,dumping cat in the bin was completely out of character 4
arrghgarry 4 years

she usually just hits them with a house brick...

Chilean version of Big Brother to last 'at least another 4 months' 2
jp1885 4 years
Bill Clinton trys to outclass Jimmy carter by offering to take Monica lewinsky 4
arrghgarry 4 years

to north korea...

Cat-binning RBS employee provides insights into UK banking disaster. More soon 2
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Marie Bayle reports that she "thought the cat would get out [on its own]", and she can't see what the problem is. Reminds one of banking performance, generally...

Channel Four to lauch programme on hydroponics entitled 'Hash in the Attic' 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Homeless people start hiding in wheelie bins ,then someone tells the 0
arrghgarry 4 years

worthless bastards that the RSPCA puts down the unwanted after 2 days...

Americans oppose ‘insensitive’ Hiroshima church plans 15
ianslat 4 years

American campaigners are mounting a campaign to urge Japanese officials to reject plans to build a church close to the site where an atomic bomb was dropped in the city of Hiroshima in 1945. ‘We...

'Media spotlight' to be replaced by low-energy media uplighter 1
dicky37 4 years

[More soon]... 0
IABP 4 years

Complain they are being inundated with people looking for information about politicians. For a complete guide to the stringed instruments used in classical antiquity go to For...

Tony Blair donates his Magic 8-Ball to British Legion 0
Insomnia 4 years
MI6 boss regrets telling operative “ the job’s in the bag” 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Homeless man hiding in wheelie bin injured by cat 0
Insomnia 4 years
David Cameron, "I'm very relieved that we didn't holiday in Yorkshire!" 1
Sharpehunter 4 years
Greens relieved that murdered spy's bag can be re-used 0
yussle 4 years

After a quick rinse...

MB Games to sponsor trapped chilean miners 1
4 years

MB Games is set to secure the services of the trapped Chilean miners to promote its family favourate Connect 4 game in the run up to Christmas. A spokesman for the company said; "We sympathise with...

Branson in second Channel record attempt - this time he wants to walk it 0
Ian Searle 4 years
BT's "Adam and Jane" campaign has been banned for misleading customers 0
Ian Searle 4 years

They are not actually shagging!...

Shock as CCTV footage shows cat dumped in bin instead of flower border 0
QorbeQ 4 years
US dog eats beehive to win unusual pet insurance award but is stung by renwal 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Mary Bale admits to having placed spy in bag 'as a joke' 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Wheelie bin outrage: RSPCA rubbish copycat fears. 0
Dickens or Shakespeare 4 years
Dumped cat begs to be taken back 0
jp1885 4 years
Was cat bin lady a welfare gipsy muslim house price saboteur offended by Xmas? 3
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

A Daily Mail investigation into the Cat Bin Lady of Coventry has unearthed details that other newspapers might have missed etc House prices, Muslims, Fears over Gipsies, Benefits...

All right all right, I'll marry a Muslim FFS, says harrassed NewsBiscuiteer 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Clegg unhappy with new role as Secretary of State for Childcare. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fail to save world, too busy masturbating 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Cameron 'might not have a job to come back to' after paternity leave 0
jp1885 4 years

A senior parliamentary ombudsman has warned against David Cameron taking too much paternity leave following the birth of his fourth child, stating that the Prime Minister 'might not have a job to...

X Factor criticised as viewers found to be mentally ill 0
ianslat 4 years
Poor quality STI coursework calls GCSE sex education pass rate into question 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Media bemoans shortage of photos of pretty girls opening their STI test results 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years