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Boutros 24.10.11 11:09pm
Cameron unveils "rhetoric" as new wonder fuel

The government today has announced that it needs to work "harder and faster" to bring down energy bills, Mr Cameron has said that they wanted to create a "trusted, simple and transparent" market....

simonjmr 24.10.11 10:24pm
Rebel MPs hanging tough on Cameron 0
simonjmr 24.10.11 10:08pm
Dale farm travellers enjoying their new spot at St. Paul's... 3
Psycadelic Squirrel 24.10.11 10:03pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Libyan Olympic shooting squad selection 'overwhelmed' by late applicants 0
FlashArry 24.10.11 9:26pm
Somali Pirates to advise Wall Street occupiers...

meanwhile reports are coming in of Somali pirates falling foul of Nigerian scammers - while Abuja cyber cafes being occupied by Nigerian Protestors. "Some of these internet experts have all the...

brd888 24.10.11 9:21pm
Tabak 'obviously gay' according to prosecution - did not enjoy throat-holding

Men across Britain were united in feeling slightly uneasy on Friday when reports emerged of the prosecution's line of questioning in the Joanna Yeates murder trial. It transpired that Nigel Lickley,...

GreenCross 24.10.11 8:55pm
Unemployed scaremongers 'may be forced to re-train' as fish or ironmongers

[More soon]...

dicky37 24.10.11 8:18pm
Al OPecia
Anti-capitalists demand grammar law change

Anti-Capitalist protesters have continued their protest outside the British Library promising not to leave until grammar rules have been changed. The group, Occupy Sesame Street, believe that...

Perks 24.10.11 8:18pm
Merkel sends Sarkozy/Cameron to bed early after "Silly Argument" 0
Drylaw 24.10.11 8:08pm
Churches to display warning: "Souls may go down as well as up"

from on idea by roybland...

Sinnick 24.10.11 7:51pm
British holiday-makers pool hoarded Euros to buy back power from EU 0
kga6 24.10.11 7:16pm
Football manager questions commitment of players only giving 100% 0
Plockton Assbeard 24.10.11 7:06pm
Plockton Assbeard
Dutch reeferendum: turnout likely to be high

isnpired by waylandmithy. Pork pie looks delicious. Suddenly peckish...

nickb 24.10.11 6:55pm
New Zealand's world cup joy mixed with woe as Man U. loses

New Zealand's happiness at the rugby world cup triumph has been mixed with sadness at the shock 6-1 defeat of Manchester United. Most United fans live in the southern hemisphere with a...

apepper 24.10.11 6:31pm
Viking detective Inspector Norse set for TV

ITV have commissioned a new Viking detective series to be screened early next year. Set in the year 1012, Inspector Norse will solve cases of rape and pillage in the hamlet of Oxford. A grumpy...

A Wagonload Of Monkeys 24.10.11 5:59pm
FTSE closes 59 points up - hits 3 month high - Occupy camp becomes lucky charm 0
GreenCross 24.10.11 5:38pm
BBC radio 4 news programme treats science feature seriously shock.

Media pundits were shocked today when BBC Radio 4’s flagship news programme ‘Today’ handled a science feature seriously. In contrast to the usual flippant,condescending, dismissive ‘nobody...

John Ffitch-Rucker 24.10.11 5:20pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Ethiopia Vote for Ban on celebrities and camera crews

THE people of Ethiopia have unanimously voted for an immediate ban on camera crews and celebrities filming them for charitable means. Viktor Lamadu, spokesperson for EALHAC (Ethopia Against Lenny...

delightfullyodd 24.10.11 5:11pm
"Harold Camping was right" claims Gaddafi through a medium. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.10.11 5:05pm
Al OPecia
Daily Mail reports "Dastardly French beaten in final by former British Colony"

Well done Kiwis. Well played...

JohnA 24.10.11 4:46pm
Libya to investigate Gadaffi's death immediately after NATO airstrike

friendly fire later...

virtuallywill 24.10.11 4:40pm
Britain could save a fortune by switching to a less wasteful Energy Minister 0
ronseal 24.10.11 4:33pm
Recession hit ITV to screen Downturn Abbey.

More later...

spoole2112 24.10.11 4:28pm
greg various
Man flying to constipation championships "had one in the departure lounge" 1
Spoinge 24.10.11 4:00pm
greg various
Liam Fox rushes out his "Both sides to every, Tory" autobiography for Christmas 0
simonjmr 24.10.11 3:56pm
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Heart attack concerns for news article with a 'dodgy ticker'...

Perks 24.10.11 3:42pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Réferendum - the Parfum du Salmond that says 'I'm leaving'

Clear the air with the season-after the season-after the season-after-next's 'must have' scent. Invoking the whiff of freedom, the spirit of celtic dreams and the stench of bad maths, Réferendum...

24.10.11 2:29pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
BNP fury as 1 in 7 rioters from abroad - "We should only use British rioters"

It has been revealed that 1 in 7 of the people convicted of rioting were foreign nationals; this has provoked a furious reaction from the BNP; "we don't need thugs, hooligans and criminals coming...

apepper 24.10.11 2:17pm
Nick Griffin just a composite of Clegg and Cameron's faces scientists claim

Here's one for Red, if you half Cameron and Cleggs faces and join the two halves together you get Nick Griffin. More soon...

simonjmr 24.10.11 1:49pm