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Craig Thompson requests transfer from Hearts to Glasgow Girls FC 0
grottymonty 4 years

Heart of Midlothian FC will look to cash in on their recently suspended player by offloading him to the top U15's team in West Scotland. "it's a dream move for me, I'm hoping for a holding midfield...

oranges ARE the only fruit, scientists discover 0
Leeboy007 4 years

more soon....

drinking hot tea does NOT cool you down 0
Leeboy007 4 years

as everybody in the world knows. Except Johnny Ball...

Rare original of Andy Murray being 'British' gag valued at £7k by Southebys 0
Skylarking 4 years

Many more soon...

Radioactive urine makes pissing in the dark great fun, say Japanese 0
Ostsee 4 years
Dyslexic farmer haunted by dead goat 0
FraserWords 4 years
Kerry Katona enters race for US Presidency 0
FraserWords 4 years

Kerry Katona has entered the race for the US Presidency., The star told a convention in New Hampshire last night: “Announcing my candidacy here is as much a surprise to me as it is to you - I...

Gove warns teachers "It's your own time you're wasting...." 3
charlies_hat 4 years
Flawed Amstrad smartphone 'drops Apps every week' 0
4 years

Lord Sugar, curmudgeonly entrepreneur and star of The Apprentice, has leapt to the defence of his company's new smartphone. The Amstrad 'Oi!' Phone, available exclusively from an oiBarrow in East...

Confusion for satirists after Andy Murray reveals Welsh ancestry 3
jp1885 4 years
Parent's brave bid to keep her child's school open 0
roybland 4 years

Mother of three Angela Lewis (27) thinks she's almost ready to keep her child's school open during Thursday's teachers' strike. Ms Lewis admits that arithmetic wasn't her strongest subject at...

Centre court crowd have whip round to by Nadal new pants 1
ermintrude 4 years

Following 3 matches where Rafa spent more time tugging at his gusset than serving aces the centre court crowd have whip round to by Nadal new pants.Crowd spokesperson Toby Barners said after the...

Johnny Depp named as world’s most pirated film star 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Witness insists Amanda Knox is guilty of being young, female and very pretty 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Blue Peter to relocate to a studio in Salford it made earlier 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Nadal to switch his racket for a crutch to play quarter final tie 0
Basil_B 4 years
FDA warns adding spinach on pizza does not make it balanced 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Worldwide call to always ‘unplug charger when not in use’ ... 2
writinginbsl 4 years

Worldwide call to always ‘unplug charger when not in use’ causes embarrassment and consternation to Knight in Shining Armour...

Local man's dreams of greatness replaced with making sure fridge is stocked 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Tech support manager instructs staff, "Monkey see Monkey do" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Study finds 90% of married couples fail online dating compatibility tests 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Social network privacy concerns raised by people with no lives 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Bad Company update 70's hit to "Feel like attempting love" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Andy Murray added to tomorrow's BBC commentary team ahead of today's game 5
John Wiltshire 4 years
David Bowie agrees to sell the a man. 0
PamChristianAnderson 4 years

"It pains me, but we all have to do our bit however, no time wasters. Its a fucking great album, and Kurt did a great job"...

Austerity measures hit greeks 0
4 years

Greek govt orders all restaurants to switch to plastic plates , "it a total outrage said costas mikopopois it's a slippery sloop before you know it they ll be wanting ustonpay taxes!...

Cameron Admits That Lib-Dem MP's Are Cardboard Cut-Outs..... 4
Jesse Bigg 4 years

..and that Nick Clegg and his MP's have been locked up in a remote jail since last year's election, along with their families. "You didn't really expect me to share power with Cleggy, did you?, said...

Bananarama confirm Robert De Niro's given up waiting and gone home 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Controversy as foreigners allowed to compete in 2012 Olympic events 2
borednow 4 years

More vaguely ticket related news soon...

Northerners fume as hot weather means it's salad for tea 4
Leeboy007 4 years