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Arriving at prom night in dad's Vauxhall Vectra was 'post-modern irony' 5
jp1885 3 years

16 year-old school leaver Darren Morgan has insisted that turning up at his high school prom night in his father's 2003 Vauxhall Vectra was an ironic post-modern protest against today's trend for...

'Shit' keeps car running 1
pinxit 3 years

(pic of Clarkson at wheel here)...

Police more of a nuisance than seagulls says seaside Mcdonald’s 0
BlackAndroid 3 years

Police officers are fast becoming public enemy No.1 at Mcdonald’s fast food outlets in coastal towns in the south east. Brighton Mcdonald’s restaurant manager ‘Andrew Pickering’ said , “...

Everything your stalker does, he does for you. More soon. 1
la maga 3 years
Charles Taylor says war crimes could have been avoided if id known about bloody 0
BlackAndroid 3 years

Cubic Zirconia...

Gordon Brown refused career development loan 0
BlackAndroid 3 years
Cloned Cow to star in "Blade of Grass Runner". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

Starring Rutger Heifer as Roy Buttery,, Here Ford as as Hayrick Deckard., with Dairyl Hanna,, Prion James as Leon Cowalski...

Natascha Kampusch's kidnapper wanted an 'untouched virgin for wedding 0
arrghgarry 3 years

police forces in Britain don`t foresee any similar cases ...

David Cameron to star in "Drop Dead Clegg" 0
BlackAndroid 3 years

The story of an imaginery friend, Nick Clegg to provide a cameo role !...

Liily Allen pregnant ,but promises this will be the last you will hear of her 2
arrghgarry 3 years

or her "husband or kid or piles or pain or sickness or house " Promise ?...

Devastated milk cow 'didn't know she was a clone'. 7
SingingHinny 3 years

[Probably going to write this one up later]...

Cambell given 'dirty stones'. Jagger seemed to be marginally cleaner 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
PR industry finally fire their PR consultant after years of bad press 0
la maga 3 years
Latest word from the playground:superfoods not that super, sugary goo way better 0
la maga 3 years
Pakistan to call floods 'natural terrorism' in hopes of more US aid 0
la maga 3 years
Harrods introduce new, £2500 food chain, for evening wear 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

'It has special markings', said buyer, Royston Marley, 'which will stop its being cloned'...

Naomi Campbell relieved dirty stones bag didnt include a Mars bar 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
"Return tickets don't mention anything about getting off anywhere" -Eurostar 1
Mr.3374 3 years
Bankers finding it 'difficut to cope' on their incomes 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

General public to be asked for suggestions about how to help then. 'This is part of the Big Society,' said PM Cameron. 'The public will feel their pain and will want to help.'...

widespread panic 0
arthurminnit 3 years

as clowned meat enters the food chain...

Do you still listen to Chris Evans? Ring this number and see if we can help you. 3
Griffin 3 years

Whitehall 1212...

Reputation of Tony Hayward now ‘almost totally disintegrated,’ say US officials 0
Boarfunkel 3 years

Experts believe that the reputation of the most politically embarrassing figure to come out of the UK in years, former BP Chief Tony Hayward, has almost entirely disintegrated. Many believe that...

Poo-power car goes like stink. 0
Stan Laurel 3 years

Poo-power car goes like shit off a Teflon shovel. Many more soon...

"The Far Side" Cartoonist Gary Larsons Mysterious Disappearance 0
rfreed 3 years

Mysterious was the disappearance of Gary Larson, the famed and beloved creator of the very popular cartoon series The Far Side. One day a successful, widely popular genius behind one of the world's...

NHS Row as specialist who diagnosed woman with Alzheimer's every 14 mins is 3
pinxit 3 years

found to have Alzheimer's...

Newsbiscuit mistaken for a serious news site.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

In response to the story about Burqua's for Blackberry's hitting the linkedin (...

Mick and Keith to sue Naomi shock horror 0
Scroat 3 years
EXCLUSIVE! Rough diamond - 'My night of lust with Naomi Campbell' 0
pinxit 3 years

"and she calls ME 'dirty'."...

He was a poor boy... 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years

empty as a failed state, empty as a failed state. She was a rich girl, had diamonds on the soles of her shoes, all the way through customs, all the way through customs...

Liverpool's New Team Found in Back of Lorry at Dover 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

One of those found in the back of the lorry denied he had come cocklepicking and claimed he was liverpool's new striker. The Chinese Government said they liked liverpool city as it had a good...