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Comedy change scientists say winter ‘global warming’ jokes at historical high

Researchers at the Frank Spencer Institute of Comedy Studies have released a study showing that jokes about global warming during bouts of freezing cold and rainy weather have reached dangerous...

Yikes 06.12.12 7:32pm
Al OPecia
Facebook announce 25th December as last posting day for Christmas 1
simonjmr 06.12.12 7:28pm
Santa to challenge decision to award present franchise to Easter Bunny

Bearded franchise-holder Father Christmas today strongly criticised the Government's decision to award the West Coast Christmas Eve present-delivery franchise to his rival, the Easter Bunny. 'I...

ianslat 06.12.12 7:27pm
McAfee murder trial expected to last 30 days

Been done already?...

johnnydobbo 06.12.12 7:22pm
Royal birth to be choreographed by Danny Boyle...

William and Kate have enlisted the help of Danny Boyle to make the royal birth “a special day”. The event, to be syndicated around the world, will epitomise everything that makes Britain great:...

Tripod 06.12.12 7:12pm
World’s last Trimphone impersonator was "helping Police with their enquiries".

More soon. Thanks Dusty...

Al OPecia 06.12.12 7:12pm
Al OPecia
Royal couple 'moved by affectation'

Prince William and Kate Middleton, due to marry on Friday, say they have been "incredibly moved" by NewsBiscuit's affectation since their engagement...

SteveCut 06.12.12 7:09pm
Al OPecia
Dave Brubeck Takes Eternity. 0
Al OPecia 06.12.12 7:07pm
Al OPecia
Max Clifford tries to hire himself, turns himself down. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 06.12.12 7:05pm
Al OPecia
‘Stop looking at my cock’ pleads man in drinks advert

A man seen walking along a sandy beach in an advert for Southern Comfort has asked men to stop staring at his cock and to concentrate instead on the product being advertised., Jose Enrique Moreno,...

Gerontius 06.12.12 6:51pm
So anyway,many Keith Moons ago

I had the missfortune to be in the dock yet again at John Mortimers magistrates court (Uxbridge)of a Saturday morning.Here I was Chummy,short for Mr Chummleywarner,standing there yet again for the...

Thubs Swirlim 06.12.12 6:45pm
Health and Safety audit of Ali Baba pantomime may rule out magic carpet

Basingstoke Amateur Dramatic Society’s production of Ali Baba & the 40 Thieves was in jeopardy last night after a Health and Safety official attended a dress rehearsal. Along with several...

Midfield Diamond 06.12.12 6:34pm
Midfield Diamond
Nail factory agrees to pay tacks

I'll get my coat...

apepper 06.12.12 6:15pm
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Perks 06.12.12 5:18pm
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Ian 06.12.12 4:00pm
European newspapers print naked Royal baby pics

Newspapers in several European countries have printed scans of the unclothed child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. The intimate ultrasounds show the still genderless tot relaxing naked in a sac...

Darkbill 2.0 06.12.12 3:22pm
Darkbill 2.0
Hospital release more private information during 'guess that sound' competition

With the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge leaving the King Edward VII hospital this morning, a nurse looking after the expectant princess told Heart FM she was 'feeling much better'.The statement came...

Perks 06.12.12 3:15pm
Starbucks finds huge cup with ten million pounds in it and HMRC written on it 0
Ian Searle 06.12.12 3:05pm
Ian Searle
Max Clifford seeks publicity by revealing sex attack on self 0
Sinnick 06.12.12 2:39pm
Washington State celebrates decriminalisation of marij.... wow, cookies

many more soon...

beau-jolly 06.12.12 2:30pm
Old Hat
William and Kate left suicidal after first NCT class

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have been placed on suicide watch after returning home from their first NCT class. A source close to the young royals said that “I’ve never seen them like that...

Old Hat 06.12.12 2:29pm
Old Hat
Hacks Hack Lax Max for facts of sex attacks

Haha lolololololololol...

Bourbon 06.12.12 2:28pm
Max Clifford cells story 0
charlies_hat 06.12.12 2:25pm
changed my mind, I'm not writing that, it's all too sad 0
ronseal 06.12.12 2:12pm
Max Clifford in Pubic Relations disaster 1
beagle 06.12.12 2:04pm
Jeremy Beadle latest star arrested over Saville sex claims.

Police say they havnt much evidence but their sure he had a small hand in it...

Thubs Swirlim 06.12.12 1:13pm
Dr Who’s Decorator Takes Legal action

An interior decorator employed by a man known only as “The Doctor” is starting a legal case against him after his initial assessment of the job ended up taking far longer than he had been led to...

Quaz 06.12.12 1:10pm
Bored house husband runs off with maisonette

hat tip to Squudge ;0)...

Dick Everyman 06.12.12 11:58am
Sixty seven year old software tycoon John McAfee

on the run for suspected murder spoke to reporters for the first time today after crossing the border into Guatamala in one of his many disguises to seek political asylum.Speaking from a small forth...

Thubs Swirlim 06.12.12 11:50am
"Jubilee, Bladder infection, Golden Olympics, New Heir" - Queen's xmas tweet 0
simonjmr 06.12.12 11:40am