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Aussie psychic crocodile Dirty Harry eats retired psychic octopus Paul 2
pinxit 4 years

'He didn't see that coming' says devastated German Aquarium owner...

Met apologize to family of Jean Charles de Menezes, target his brother Dennis 1
virtuallywill 4 years

more or less later...

Gosling admits wasting police time and is released without charge. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Don't celebrate anniversary of Megrahi's release UK tells Libya. Moonpig furious 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
OCD sufferers put deniers of the condition in their place. 3
virtuallywill 4 years

more at regular intervals...

Ray Gosling arrested for committing career suicide 0
Insomnia 4 years
ISO assigns fonts for satirists, comic writers 7
Golgo13 4 years

In order to avoid confusion and regulate font usage across its 163 member states, the International Organization for Standardization (ISO) announced new directives in a press release this morning on...

Swift police success in push to identify 'cold-case' railway death victims 2
pinxit 4 years

Lord Lucan 'may have been secretive train-spotter', say police...

Rumors gain steam concerning if Obama is a carbon-based life-form 2
Dumbnews 4 years
Megrahi being treated in clinic set up by Lord Lucan. 5
Griffin 4 years
Last U.S combat soldier leaves Iraq 2
virtuallywill 4 years

Al Megrahi condition deteriorates, bookies give 5/1 to be top Newcastle scorer 1
virtuallywill 4 years

weak at the back...

Battle of Britain fly-past sponsored by BMW 4
ramblesnake 4 years
Winter fuel allowance to be frozen. Also pensioners. 13
rickwestwell 4 years
Large rat caught had been dining out on the contents of John Prescotts fridge 0
Basil_B 4 years

It was only just bigger than a mouse a week ago...

Man who vandalized Scotland Yard’s garden is charged with wasting police thyme 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...

British spin doctors develop new wonder drug cancer cure - Megrahi-Al 2
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Once again, Britain's spin doctors are the envy of the world., They've developed a new wonder drug, Megrahi-Al, which instantly cures cancer. It's already been tested on a member of the...

Winston Churchill sends 70th Anniversary message from the grave: 1
Sharpehunter 4 years "Never before in the field of human conflict have so many given so much for such a bunch of utterly ungrateful wasters!" "To be...

Daily Smut - Mary, 5 A*levels and still can't get a place at university 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

The Daily Smut today meets up with Mary, a lovely young girl who has a wealth of academic achievement including 8 O levels and newly acquired 5 A Levels (all A*). Mary cannot understand why she still...

Wombats singer admits moving to New York 'did not solve sleep problems' 0
JayGee 4 years
Fuzz issues knickers advice to West Midlands police 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
People dependent on drugs and alcohol threatened by student funding cuts 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Ofcom to investigate claims that girls passing A levels are getting less pretty 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Wild Celebrations in Triploi "To mark 70th Anniversary of Battle of Britain" 0
Sharpehunter 4 years

says Libyan Leader and internationally renowned honest diplomat Colonel Gaddafi "These celebrations are to recognise the courage displayed by the brave heroes of the Battle of Britain and have...

Dairycrest to cash in on edible insect craze with new 'Utterly Butterfly' spread 0
dicky37 4 years

[More soon]...

Brian May forces Lady Gaga to re-name her new radio station 'Radio Lady' 0
dicky37 4 years

[That's all I got]...

Greek government in uproar over deception 1
one against the world 4 years

Athens officials were today in angry discussion with British museum staff after a low ranking Greek diplomat took delivery of what he thought were the Elgin marbles, they were in fact left over...

Former BP CEO authors memoir, "My Mumbo Jumbo" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
3M Post-It notes sponsor US Mid-East talks agenda 0
Trini 4 years
US Marine reports 'sense of quiet satisfaction' at a job well done in Iraq 0
la maga 4 years