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Ex-Blur bassist gets call-up from UN 4
NewSuburbanDad 4 years

Alex James, the cheesemaker, classical musician, newspaper columnist, panel show host, fete opening radio presenting former bassist with Blur confirmed today that he had been approached by the United...

Hampshire Lady says "they're all dry now - ooh! - ooh! -ooh!" 0
OldThingy 4 years

come again?...

Schools "Completely Unprepared" for First Generation of Baby-Einstein's 5
thisisall1word 4 years

The Department of Education has admitted it is not fully prepared for the wave of child geniuses who will be starting primary education this coming September. Infant and primary schools across the...

Police hunt superfast pied piper after drive by fluting 0
dandare70 4 years
Gaddaffi gets carried away and regains Bahrain by mistake 0
Basil_B 4 years
Gene Hackman and Willem Dafoe agree to star in remake of 'Midsomer Burning' 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Journalists in meltdown over Japan tragedy 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Journalists from all the news media were said to be 'in meltdown' today at the increasing disaster in Japan., A spokesman for the journalists, veteran Ron Codger, said: 'This is the best thing...

Adele splits from boyfriend; Uh-oh, says worried nation 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Coming to ITV soon - Midsomer Shariah Law 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Following the execution of Brian True-May, ITV has commissioned more of the popular Midsomer series., This will feature a detective called Abu Nuttah, who will find out who has been offending...

Next Guitar Hero game to include 4' 33'' 0
Quincel 4 years

Next Guitar Hero game to include 4' 33''...

Lenny Henry to take on sleuth role in Midsomer Murders 0
Scroat 4 years

"The make up is going to be a challenge as I'll have to white-up for the part," he told Radio Times this week. "And of course the accent's all wrong as nobody in the Home Counties will understand a...

Police hunt renegade greengrocer after drive-by fruiting. 1
MC One R 4 years
Kenyan slum-dwellers sponsored fast to tackle UK pet obesity 0
Danny 4 years

Okay I submitted a very similar one a few days ago, but have tidied it up a lot and changed the headline any improvements very welcome! Kenyan slum-dwellers sponsored fast to tackle UK pet obesity...

Spiders protest against no-fly zone 1
Scroat 4 years
Humourless Germans furious after being voted Europe's Wurst Place 1
ronseal 4 years
Mr Policeman says "Culture no longer Smiley" 0
Iscariot 4 years
Sarah Palin endorses Libyan no-fly zone 0
NewSuburbanDad 4 years

Republican presidential hopeful Sarah Palin lent support yesterday to a no-fly zone over Libyan airspace. 'The people have suffered enough,' she said, 'and the last thing they need now is those damn...

Cameron To Come Down Hard on Libya if Obama is Cool With That 0
thisisall1word 4 years

David Cameron showed fellow heads of state that Britain was unafraid to come down hard on Libya and impose a no-fly zone, providing that President Obama is OK with things. The British Prime Minister...

Midsomer Serial Killer Arrest After Non-Caucasian Found in Village 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Conference in disarray as scientists can't agree length of time between comedy 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

and tragedy...

Tractor maker to bring out super duper pooper scooper 10
OldThingy 4 years

after dog owner sends Deer John letter...

Colonial NewsBiscuit contributor in ground-breaking flounce 1
Scroat 4 years
Miliband demands reversal of all Labour's tax rises. More soon. 4
deskpilot3 4 years

But who is Miliband, you ask? I know, I'm not really helping my own case, am I?...

Russian army parade in drive-by Putin 0
Ironduke 4 years

schnukk schnukk...

Unrepentant smoker linked to drive-by cherooting 0
FlashArry 4 years

(?) at last the beast is out of my head ....

Budget conscious gang in drive by shoestring 0
ronseal 4 years
Hague granted lifetime membership of Eddie Waring Appreciation Society 0
Scroat 4 years

More upandunder soooooon. E's a grand lad etc...

School of whales krilled in dive-by tutoring 2
greg various 4 years

Let's hope that'll put the monster to rest...

Physicists discover the "milliband": wavelengths of light between which policies 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

become invisible...

2012 Olympics delayed by 1 month. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

Countdown clock stopped so that nobody will notice...