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Solar Flares in Dagenham Lock-Up 0
4 years

"Green Fashion my arse" complained 58 year old Market Trader Bob Woods...

Pickles reveals “posh shame” 2
Banking Escapee 4 years

Human Pennine and cack-handed Coalition Community Minister Eric Pickles made a startling confession about his real social class last night. “I’m sick of the rumours,” the ostrich egg faced...

Posh reveals pickles shame - "I've never eaten any - what are they like?' 0
be reasonable 4 years

Is it me, or is it chilli in here? I mustard mitt, daft puns make a man go plum crazy...

Taco Bell launches new line of fast-food inspired by Mexico 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Cameron Hurt After Colleagues Declare 'The Big Society' Worse Than New Coke 0
Textbook 4 years
Hugh Heffner Announces New TV Series 2
theumpire 4 years

At a press conference earlier today at the Playboy Mansion in California, Hugh Heffner announced that Playboy TV is to launch a major new series – “America’s Next Top Hooker”., The series...

Beginner Allotment man ignores spacing etiquette for carrot seeds and creates 0
4 years

monster not seen outside of the Mekong delta...

Pedant's' Society disbands due to argument over placement of apostrophe 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Middle classes win government U-turn on forest sell off - now for student loans. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Southerners aghast at prospect of Northern Lights 0
yussle 4 years

lowering the tone...

Gove silenced by knob-gag. More soon. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Bankers say 'No' to Bonuses 0
The Icon 4 years

In an unprecedented move, guaranteed to cause outcry and outrage in Government circles, pinstriped City bankers have refused to accept bonuses !, An enraged Government spokesman commented :’This...

Dolly Parton over-reacted 0
4 years

Having maintained a dignified silence for some thirty-seven years, "Jolene" hits back at Dolly in an exclusive with WTF! magazine., "Her puppies could easily outgun auburn hair and green eyes", that...

Ancient Brit discoveries explain phrase 'Out of one's skull', says etymologist 0
pinxit 4 years
Milliband to launch the "Vice-Versa" society 0
Iamthestig 4 years

A slightly less popular version of the Big Society...

'Big Society Wedding,' End of April, Breaks The Bank..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.Cameron relieved that his lame-duck, gimmick is over...

Long customer service survey reveals top complaint is the length of the survey 0
Dumbnews 4 years

Just got one from Toyota that said "only 5 minutes too complete" Must have been 100 questions and dozen pages! I quit half-way and emailed them a real customer complaint to mull over!...

Classic poems to be given hip-hop makeover... 1
be reasonable 4 years

starting with 'Ali G in a country churchyard'. More soon...

BBC Censured over spoof headline 1
4 years

BBC Head Honcho's conceded their BBC Cornwall Newsreaders had been duped with the headline "Whale-Oil, Beef-Hooked !" before 9pm., A record number of complaints were received...

Egyptian Uprising Elaborate Publicity Stunt 0
LizzyG 4 years

World leaders are reported to be livid as news emerges that the supposed Egyptian uprising was merely an elaborate stunt engineered by a local concert promoter., Tweets that appeared to be...

BBC denies product placement 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

'It's just that we're going to re-brand our time traveller series to include the name of the actor playing him,' said a spokesman., 'That's why it will be called Dr WHo Smith.'...

Custard Creams Hailed as New Superfood 11
LizzyG 4 years

Nutritional experts from McVities announced today that the humble custard cream is not just a tasty crunchy snack but also a superfood. Research into the eating habits of some of Britain’s...

Coastguard stood down after solar flare is revealed as chinese sky lantern 0
Erlang 4 years

. more (overhead) maybe...

Anonymous group of hackers says it will 'stand with' Bahrain Protestors 0
simonjmr 4 years

Approximately 3,000 miles behind them in a western country, away from the tear gas and rubber bullets. More soon...

Super Ministry to be formed. To be named a GOVEnment 0
simonjmr 4 years
Channel Four to cease planning programming around Sarah Beany's womb. 0
SingingHinny 4 years

More in nine months...

Role-playing sex games taken too seriously by Method Actor 4
sheldonprice 4 years

Joanne Lowe was reported to be angry and frustrated after a suggestion to her husband that they add a spot of role-playing to their sex lives spiralled out of control. Upon hearing the idea of "the...

Perverts and paedophiles appreciate ‘social aspect’ of sex register... 0
Doylem 4 years

To his neighbours in Gas Street, Keighley, Steve Crawley is just a quiet guy who keeps himself to himself. But to the members of SOCK, the Sexual Offenders’ Society, Keighley chapter, he’s a...

Consumer choice to be extended to military operations 5
euanc 4 years

The model for NHS reforms, under which consumers of the service will be given control of the budgets, is to be extended to the Ministry of Defence. From as early as 2013 countries in need of liberty,...

'Apprentice' forced to move to ITV as Ofcom mandates product placement logo 0
pinxit 4 years