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Lauded Labour Leader learns lost lyrical legacy

Interviewer: "When you were growing up Ed, how big an influence was your father, Steve’s, music to you?" Ed Miliband: “These strikes are wrong at a time when negotiations are still going on”...

Newsquelch 06.01.12 11:37am
UK’s 2 billion hours of unpaid overtime ‘balanced out by people doing sod all’

In response to TUC claims that UK workers racked up almost 2 billion hours of unpaid overtime during 2011, the Employers Association has published their own report, showing that this is more than...

Vertically Challenged Giant 06.01.12 11:12am
Breast grade silicone found in supply of bathroom sealant

As news of problem breast implants widens, a batch of bathroom sealant purchased at a B&Q in Slough has been found to consist of breast grade silicone. Geoff Davis, a Berkshire based plumber...

MrQ 06.01.12 11:07am
Diane Abbott handed 8 match ban by FA 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 06.01.12 10:48am
Al OPecia
Labour Front bench to wear "We Support Diane Abbott" T Shirts at PMQ's 2
MT Bucket 06.01.12 10:32am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Sat Nav summit delayed by row over a male or female spokesman 0
charlies_hat 06.01.12 10:25am
Milliband "gave Diane Abbott a stern stare". Over the phone. 1
MT Bucket 06.01.12 8:56am
Jesus discovers penicillin

Invited to comment on the questionable usefulness of walking on water and other miracles, the Pope today countered that it was Jesus, and not Alexander Fleming, who actually discovered penicillin....

Somerville 06.01.12 8:42am
Ed Balls removed from circulation amid silicone implant fears 0
pere floza 06.01.12 8:38am
pere floza
US "will only invade countries they have heard of" after Military budget cuts 1
MT Bucket 06.01.12 7:42am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Radio 4 in trouble after Melvyn Bragg is missed from an entire days broadcasting

Radio Four admitted today to the shocking omission of Melvyn Bragg from any of its daily broadcasts for an entires day broadcasting in November last year. It was revealed that the 72 year ex...

Basil_B 06.01.12 12:20am
Clegg worried over his November 'testicular implant' operation 0
MT Bucket 05.01.12 11:16pm
MT Bucket
Gove: State school class limit should be raised to 48,189 pupils 0
MT Bucket 05.01.12 11:13pm
MT Bucket
"The Sun" declares war on France over breast implant scandal 0
MT Bucket 05.01.12 11:11pm
MT Bucket
Mogadishu ends twin status with Birmingham after inaugural civic exchange visit 0
MT Bucket 05.01.12 11:08pm
MT Bucket
Iran WMD threat confirmed: US says "no need to invade then" 0
MT Bucket 05.01.12 10:51pm
MT Bucket
Osbourne's latest UK economic forecast a 'crude sketch of steaming dog poo' 0
MT Bucket 05.01.12 10:49pm
MT Bucket
House of Lords reform to be achieved by 'Right to Die' bill 0
MT Bucket 05.01.12 10:47pm
MT Bucket
Ethical global weapons manufacturers add Aloe Vera to rocket propelled grenades

The world’s leading weapons manufacturers have signed a historic agreement to help victims of rocket propelled grenade attacks to recover faster from their injuries and enjoy the other therapeutic...

antharrison 05.01.12 10:45pm
"Dole scrounger" justifies benefits lifestyle by becoming patron of charities

Don't forget which set of standards to use, kids!...

MT Bucket 05.01.12 10:42pm
MT Bucket
Belief in File-Sharing "Delusional" claims Richard Dawkins 2
Mathna 05.01.12 10:30pm
Iowa Caucus Voters Reminded That 4 More Years of Obama will Expidite Rapture 0
thisisall1word 05.01.12 10:26pm
Scotland reject assisted suicide review, and stick to 'The Libya Effect'

As the government begin discussing the rights and wrongs of assisted suicide for those with terminal illnesses, the Scottish parliament have released the latest update on a trial project which, if...

Perks 05.01.12 9:31pm
Bathroom scene edited out of John Major biopic for daytime audience 0
Drylaw 05.01.12 9:30pm
Diane Abbott's fake boobs turn racist and want help to end it all on Twitter.

I think that's todays news...

Perks 05.01.12 9:27pm
Diane Abbot responds: "The trouble with fat sterotypists is.. oh, hang on..." 1
dvo4fun 05.01.12 8:56pm
I'm no racist but... White People love to play Divide and Rule, says MP

White People, the homogeneous mass of caucasians who all think the same, may be ordered by a court to open up their famous "Divide and Rule" game to all comers. The move follows complaints by Dianne...

ronseal 05.01.12 8:46pm
Kelloggs Crunchy Nut Case Kills 12 0
thisisall1word 05.01.12 8:44pm
'Divide and rule’ to replace chess at Mind Olympiad...

as the rules are understood by all honkies, not just the clever ones., More soon., OTT?...

John Ffitch-Rucker 05.01.12 6:25pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Let doctors assist terminally dull in suicide bids, experts propose. 3
John Ffitch-Rucker 05.01.12 6:21pm
John Ffitch-Rucker