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Savile Death a Giant Hoax: Home Secretary

Home Secretary Theresa May spoke out last night on a special Public Information Broadcast which cut into all UK TV channels. "Good evening. I have to tell you that our nation has been the victim of...

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Drylaw 31.10.11 9:46am
Drylaw
Confused technophobe spends half an hour phoning lost slippers

A 49-year-old Wantage woman, who has had the same Motorola Razr flip-phone since 2004, spent 27 minutes recently, trying to locate her missing bedroom slippers by phoning them. ‘I rang a number...

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Clarky 31.10.11 9:27am
Clarky
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vertical 31.10.11 9:24am
vertical
X factor loses direction as contestants need help getting from A to B 0
charlies_hat 31.10.11 8:54am
charlies_hat
Men now 'only good for one thing' claims institute of evolution

At just after eight yesterday afternoon Miss Annabel Walker, with only the support and guidance of her mother over the telephone, expertly pulled off the classic pint glass and envelope technique to...

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Screenie 31.10.11 8:32am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Proposed new Viagra research program put in the too-hard basket 0
DorsetBoy 31.10.11 5:16am
DorsetBoy
Jaded stripper says it's all "tit for tat" 0
Dumbnews 30.10.11 11:53pm
Dumbnews
Rick Santorum Caught Shoplifting, Blames Gays, Google 1
Textbook 30.10.11 11:30pm
FlashArry
Surfer on broken website discovers missing link 4
Screenie 30.10.11 10:59pm
FlashArry
Harry DNA results refute Nicholas Witchell royal paternity claims 1
medici2471 30.10.11 10:54pm
Ironduke
Harry Redknapp suggests Neil Warnock despised enough to become next England boss

"Wouldn't be an upset."...

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CJWorkman 30.10.11 10:47pm
FlashArry
Kate and Wills: we probably won't bother having kids

Monarchists took a sharp intake of breath when Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge suggested she and William "aren't really the parenty type, to be honest". The DILF continued "There's so much of the...

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grumblechops 30.10.11 10:13pm
Perks
Hosni Mubarak to attend Halloween party dressed as himself 0
Dumbnews 30.10.11 9:40pm
Dumbnews
Jimmy Savile 'no loner', claims loner 0
medici2471 30.10.11 8:57pm
medici2471
No-one bothers to protest at BNP conference 0
medici2471 30.10.11 8:53pm
medici2471
Tabak's ex's sorrow for victim's family, claims "I'm chocked" 0
medici2471 30.10.11 8:27pm
medici2471
Marr presses Cameron for an answer, "How are we getting home?" 0
medici2471 30.10.11 8:17pm
medici2471
Monumental Mason refuses to carve "How's About That Then" on Savile Gravestone 0
Drylaw 30.10.11 8:16pm
Drylaw
Tories announce Christmas tax

With the economy still lying on the brink, David Cameron has today announced a Christmas tax, to be enforced from the first of November. The additional 20% tax covers any item that is considered...

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kga6 30.10.11 7:23pm
kga6
Christians pray for fair fight at Cathedral

“Ring of Prayer” to be used to stage “All Anglican” punch up. In one corner of the ring, Christians who support protestors’ right to occupy St Pauls. In the other corner, Christians who...

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nickb 30.10.11 6:09pm
vertical
Consignment of large wooden crosses arrives at St Paul's 0
kga6 30.10.11 4:54pm
kga6
Australian Court orders kangaroos to "stop hopping about". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 30.10.11 3:31pm
Al OPecia
Elderly demand luxury canned goods for Harvest Festival

“We don’t want your out of date butter beans and pilchards, and we’ve got no idea what a butternut squash is,” said Maisie Jenkinson (76), the spokesperson for Mellow Fruitfulness, the older...

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nickb 30.10.11 3:21pm
dvo4fun
Prezza blames 'clowned' credit card for casino spending,

all I ordered was some chips!...

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witless 30.10.11 2:44pm
witless
British Merchant Ships to be allowed to carry clowns.

The Prime Minister, David Cameron, has announced that due to the high risk of feelings of doom during long sea journeys in seas around the Horn of Africa, British registered ships will now be allowed...

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Al OPecia 30.10.11 1:57pm
Al OPecia
Charles pays tribute to Jimmy Savile. Police to reopen Diana case. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 30.10.11 10:18am
dominic_mcg
Jimmy Savile dies after long battle with reality 4
30.10.11 9:36am
rickwestwell
Indian cricket team still waiting for 'Jim'll Fix It' reply 2
Perks 30.10.11 9:26am
witless
Clarkson's wife hopes cheating husband moves... like Jagger.

Jerry Hall offering support and divorce lawyer...

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MADJEZ 30.10.11 8:47am
MADJEZ
Newsbiscuit: face us on Twitterbook or something like that... 0
Nick McCarr 30.10.11 8:44am
Nick McCarr