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God says he does not do coalitions 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Name Change For Lib-dems To Fit New Status 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

'Pathetic, Little Bystander Party.'...

Cardinal Kasper "pulls out" was a misunderstanding 0
Rowly 4 years

Cardinal Kasper misunderstood the instruction from the Pontif to "pull out", he wasn't actually abusing anyone at the time, so he thought that it meant he shouldn't come on the trip to UK...

Pope surprised by so many men in skirts 0
Sinnick 4 years

and noted there will be some for the Bishops, too...

Pope expresses surprise at how chilly Los Angeles is for the time of year 0
QorbeQ 4 years
The Queen Welcomes the Pope 0
IABP 4 years He was standing in for David Cameron today...

UK Government to replace the Trident missile system with an actual Trident 5
simonjmr 4 years
Rare Pope sighting in England delights onithologists. 0
bonjonelson 4 years

Ornithologists in England were today said to be delighted after spotting a pope in England, reportedly the first sighting since the time of Henry VIII, when popes were hunted to extinction in the UK....

Most Anglican's a-Pope-thetic 0
simonjmr 4 years
"Peep Pope" bra's a disgrace brands Vatican 0
simonjmr 4 years

Other merchandise criticised include Pope-dope - opium for the masses Cath-o-colates. Bendedict's chocolate mint coin collection Pope-eye the Holy man More soon...

Heavy rains hit India 0
bonjonelson 4 years
NHS confirm that Most Surfers in UK Are Mental Patients 0
IABP 4 years

The NHS confirmed today that most UK surfers are mentally impaired. It was generally accepted that this was the case but now it has been officially confirmed. Studies were undertaken at resorts along...

Dawkin's cops blame for Cardinal's 'Britain is aethist' rant. 3
Basil_B 4 years
Bowler hats "interfering with 3G transmissions", operators claim. 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Nick Jr. plans remake of 60’s cartoon ‘Kasper the unfriendly Holy ghost' 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Pope Launches FUKaid Appeal to help change UK Third World Status 2
IABP 4 years

The Pope launched FUKaid today to help the UK move from being a third world nation to a first world nation. FUKaid (First United Kingdom)was the brainchild of a Germany's Cardinal Kasper. He dropped...

MI6 carefully monitoringWW11 criminal entering the U.K in unbelievable disguise 2
arrghgarry 4 years
‘Loose Women’ invites Pope to discuss ecumenism & favourite Big Brother moments 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
British tourists flying from Heathrow 'generally agree with Cardinal Kasper' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
‘End Labour’s media obsession’ says Balls in exclusive BBC interview 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Incompetent say four-fold increase in breweries has just made things even worse 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Pope arrives at Holyrood Palace to find other Germans have taken the best rooms 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Vatican drops Kasper for UK tour 0
Scroat 4 years

The Vatican squad arrived in the UK today without controversial key defender Walter Kasper, who has failed a fitness test. Although fielding a changed line-up, the Vatican side is still headed up by...

Ann Widdecombe to be Beautified during Pope's UK Visit 0
IABP 4 years

It's a miracle...

Elderly pope can't remember what he came into the UK for 1
Genghis Cohen 4 years
Baptism of fire 'dangerous and abusive practice' claims NSPCC 1
dicky37 4 years

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'They were my idea too!' says Clegg of unpopular cuts, trying to look important 0
la maga 4 years
Report says Prison is university of celebrity - turning lags C list to A list 0
ronseal 4 years

As George Michael was admitted to the C list wing of Pentonville Prison, a friend/publicist said it had been a humbling experience., But many prison governors warn that, with rising numbers of red...

Cardinal pulls out of papal visit 0
arrghgarry 4 years

or ,just in time ...

Pope kicks off four-day UK stag do 0
Genghis Cohen 4 years