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Pub says ‘gay row’ was in fact about lack of Shirley Bassey songs on juke box 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
'Only an Accident' - Osbourne 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Brown-nosed Osbourne insists that he just accidentally bumped into Cameron...

Buyer of £400k stamp unaware it did not come with next day delivery guarantee 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Chris Grayling: "Greencoat Boy Pub was legal to refuse Labour supporters drinks" 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Broken Britain: 80% of children unsure which year the Daily Mail was founded 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Oddly, 'Gunman family "unaware of motive"', says BBC web page 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

Forensic expert, Dr Daniel Harper, said: 'This is very unusual. Usually the families of murderers know about about the murder motives of killers. We have seen 100s of cases where such families could...

Vince Cable slams banks for not lending to small businesses 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Tells banks to make them an offer they can't refuse...

Newsbiscuit contributor admitted to leper colony 9
PluckyMunky 3 years
Clintons unveil new un-birthday card range 0
Mr.3374 3 years
Porn star dies after being fingered by police. 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

Lethal Weapon sequel somewhere in the pipeline no doubt...

I just wanna see my kids, says founder of protest group SpermDonors4Justice 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Dressed as a giant penis, John Quinn brought London's traffic to a halt as he symbolically lobbed sticky solutions into an over-sized plastic receptacle. After years of desperately seeking access...

Gillette promises metrosexual men their smoothest ball-shave yet 1
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

Gillette today launched what it claims is the next generation of male grooming product. The Defoliator, is a hi-tech multiblade razor, which the manufacturer claims will give metrosexual men a groin...

Wall's delivery mix-up creates new flavours, some complaints 0
QorbeQ 3 years

A Wall's distribution centre in Halesmere has accidentally created 'thrilling new flavours' after confusing ingredient deliveries for Unilever's ice-cream concern with Kerry Group's sausage factory....

Tesco's own Ball deoderant designer in dock under new Ludicrous Design Clampdown 3
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Times readers to holiday in Greece this year to help Greek economy. 0
Ostsee 3 years

'After all', said a spokesman, 'we learnt their language at school.'...

UNITE to provide DIGNITAS Health Care plan for striking Cabin Crew 1
rivergarry 3 years
Admiral Thad Allen of the U.S. Coastguard All At Thea 1
afternoonslow 3 years

http://www.nmm.ac.uk/tserver.php?f=F2525.jpg&h=650&legacyResize Hope thith works...

BP to consult Simon & Garfunkel about their 'Bridge' building skills 0
rivergarry 3 years

Directors at BP claim to have uncovered an obscure document published by what appears to be a singing architectural duo in the 70s. In a statement BP claimed the duo's publication refers to the...

Taxing every inch of travel, Government launches seasonal metering 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Some things are always guaranteed on a British summertime; rain, a rash of BBQ food in Tesco and most hated of all, queues on any road capable of bearing the width of a car. In an enterprising move...

Porn star falls off Cliff. Peter Pan of pop unavailable for comment. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Between the Icing and the Sponge: Battenberg 2010 4
Doctor Moptop 3 years

The annual assembly of the top secret organisation, The Battenberg Group, is being held in Spain. Delegates from Betty Crocker, Sara Lee and Twinkie are all thought to be present at the conference...

CCTV cameras to be monitored by CCTV cameras; Daily Mail explodes 2
Mrblacker 3 years
Reading of Bletchley Park memos, on line, expected to reach double fiqures 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Man charged after using wrong cleaning product 0
Mrblacker 3 years

A 45 year old man has been charged after using his bathroom cleaner on his kitchen surfaces. William Davies from Porthcawl in South Wales is alleged to have used a spray cleaner marketed for use in...

World Cup cancelled owing to lack of interest 3
PluckyMunky 3 years
BAE Systems stage pro-war protest 2
Mrblacker 3 years

The UK's largest weapons manufacturer and dealer BAE Systems has blockaded the headquarters of the Stop The War Coalition in London, saying the group represents a very real threat to their freedom....

Yoda refuses to attend Jedi council meeting over 'high-chair prank' 0
MightyBlair 3 years

More soon, there will be...

Smoking ban causing 'uncontrollable numbers of cigarettes in the wild'. 0
MightyBlair 3 years

Illegal snarings also on the rise...

Bill Clinton sends Queen birthday cigar 0
Mr.3374 3 years

" like the taste?" Absolutely no more later...

Political Correctness 'officially mental', says Department of Health. 6
MightyBlair 3 years

(HEAVILY EDITED VERSION OF EARLIER POST) A statement released this morning by the Department of Health has confirmed that Political Correctness has officially gone mad, and has been detained...