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Theologians in shock after discovering there are in fact FOUR steps to heaven. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Step one - you find a girl to love., Step two - she falls in love with you., Step three - you kiss and hold her tightly., Step Four – send all your money to a TV Evangelist who will guarantee...

Trees will shed leaves and may halt trains, predicts climate change nutter lobby 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The latest hysterical report from the Climate Change Lobby insists that leaves will fall from the trees as early as autumn and, extrapolating wildly from scientific data, it predicts that some train...

I've decided not to post anything controversial until tomorrow. 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

No story. Move on. There's nothing to see. Come on, keep moving I have my reasons Look out for the headline about Russell Brand...

Panic after UK electorate realises it confused 'change' with 'improvement' 0
dicky37 4 years

[Is it too late to apologise to that other fella..?]...

3 Police Frogmen drown on 'Casual Friday' 4
Kuifje 4 years

'Casual Friday', a popular employment practice whereby employees are allowed to wear their off duty casual clothes for a small charitable donation has claimed the lives of 3 Police frogmen it was...

Pope urges IVF laureate to pull out. 1
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Duplicate postings explained as Newsbiscuit website falls victim to cloning... 1
Rowly 4 years

more soon ?...

Duplicate postings explained as Newsbiscuit website falls victim to cloning... 1
Iamthestig 4 years
Millions dissapointed, after recent DNA test reveal that Bob is not their Uncle 4
Rowly 4 years

Many people were in Shock today, after being brought up to believe that Bob was their Uncle. DNa testing on Bob showed that he was not even their Cousin!, Bob was not available to comment...

Ijaz Butt in hiding as Pakistan militants attack wankers 0
jp1885 4 years
Wayne Rooney says no more expensive prostitutes for me 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Liverpool FC buy Red Sox 0
Sinnick 4 years

at JJB, of course...

Poirot To Investigate Burning of his Friend's Pier 1
IABP 4 years

[more soon, no]...

Simon Cowell urged to take Gamu’s place on deportation flight 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Red Sox to buy Liverpool excluding Toxteth 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Study of Tory conference contradicts ‘compassionate Neanderthals’ claim 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Coaltn cts afct nspapr hdlnes. Mre sn 1
therustler 4 years
Pimp favourite to win Man Booker prize. 0
The Paper Ostrich 4 years
Boat sinks Whale after collision off Australian Coast. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Death of McQueen sparks hopes of reunion between English and Scottish states. 0
therustler 4 years
Indian track laying team suprise winners of Commonweath Games 100m 0
TerribleTim 4 years
Vanish voted money launderers favourite powder for 34th year in a row 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Justin Bieber appointed chief economic advisor to Treasury to woo younger voters 2
therustler 4 years
Y2K Status Reduced To 'Be Vigilant' 0
IABP 4 years

Y2K38 raised to 'Gentle Panic'...

Gay Saudii Prince says he no Michael Hutchence or stephen Milligan or 0
arrghgarry 4 years

so he tried out the choking bit on his servant ,whose last words suggested he did not like the ligature sex thing...

Osborne's credit rating downgraded 0
roybland 4 years
Undercover Police foil City “Flash event” 1
hero2zero 4 years

A major “Flash event” was foiled this week, the intelligence led Police action stopped a gathering of over a thousand people engaging in a “Flash pee” against the rear wall of the Council...

The Party's Over (Requiem for the Régime) 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

When told they would be a bit shafted, By the usual toffee-nosed bastards,, The Big Society's guests, Removed their smart vests,, Turned the sleeves out, and said some very nasty things about...

Forty thousand Faulty Genes recalled 1
hero2zero 4 years

Faulty machinery was blamed on the recent recall of forty thousand genetic strands, despite the Freedom of Information Act we have, so far been unable to determine what products are affected, but...

Dyslexic "Class War" activists target Hastings Pier 1
hero2zero 4 years

Lord Hastings shocked at revelation...