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NCP dissidents claim responsibility for Sussex parking meter attacks 0
charlies_hat 24.11.11 10:31am
charlies_hat
Distraught parent suddenly realises their childs paintings are shit

"Why oh why did nobody tell me on the QT, whilst I was proudly showing off those paintings" More soon...

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simonjmr 24.11.11 10:31am
simonjmr
Warning - it may be more difficult to get into UK when the Border Agency strike. 0
Ian Searle 24.11.11 10:18am
Ian Searle
Cameron plays down strike by naming next Wednesday "Take your kids to work day" 0
Ian Searle 24.11.11 10:15am
Ian Searle
Van Rompuy to appear in “I’m a Celebrity..” in bid to become known to UK viewers

EU President Herman Van Rompuy is strongly tipped to make a surprise appearance on the new series of ‘I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here” after showing up on a string of popular TV shows...

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Gong of Fur 24.11.11 9:50am
Runestone Cowboy
Parents say David Cameron is a Great Steaming Clueless Turd

Following on from UK Prime Minister David Cameron's statement that parents affected by next weeks strike of public sector workers should "Bring their children to work", parents have responded that he...

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Quaz 24.11.11 9:16am
dvo4fun
Some important grown-ups to give Newsround a very, very special award 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.11.11 9:16am
Duncan Biscuit
Witness overload sees Leveson Inquiry make urgent appeal for more kangaroos 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.11.11 9:15am
Duncan Biscuit
Energy suppliers announce new fixed tariffs 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.11.11 9:15am
Duncan Biscuit
Border Agency: Britain closed for gold plating all day wednesday 0
vertical 24.11.11 9:07am
vertical
Pandora`s box advert ruled as lewd and suggestive.

The Advertising Standards Agency today banned all references to Pandora`s box in the Press and Media saying it was suggestive and demeaning to women. The head of the agency Jim Turnbull said they had...

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woody 24.11.11 8:53am
woody
Lady Gaga "not born this way" claims her mother

She was such a sweet girl, til she fell in with a bad lot at Art School., Worth expanding?...

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grottymonty 24.11.11 12:26am
bonjonelson
BNP spokeswoman says Aryan births should be on request 1
charlies_hat 24.11.11 12:04am
Jammydodgers
Midgits found alive and well in mobile phone

The met police have confirmed today that previous suspicions regarding the phone hacking scandal are indeed true. Small people, or ‘little people’ as they are referred to in the scientific...

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jordanphilips.jnp 23.11.11 10:24pm
jordanphilips.jnp
Woman who microwaved cat sentenced to do time in a place full of pussy lovers. 0
reforse 23.11.11 9:56pm
reforse
GVT denies 90 year old man too old to work

The government today was forced to deny its policy of raising retirement ages had reached its limit after a confused 90 year old man was allowed to rejoin the Royal Navy. The pensioner, a Philip...

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reforse 23.11.11 9:52pm
reforse
Microwaved cat gets hot under the coller 0
JETFAB 23.11.11 9:38pm
JETFAB
Leveson inquiry to investigate claims that MI6 is involved in phone hacking... 0
ndbrown123 23.11.11 9:25pm
ndbrown123
James Murdoch Resigns

James Murdoch resigns Well it wasnt any fun anymore when you couldn't listen in on private conversations !...

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Paulwoods 23.11.11 9:21pm
Paulwoods
Man City's progress in european masterbating competition 'in their own hands' 0
Perks 23.11.11 7:54pm
Perks
Phone box relocation causes uproar in Sark dogging groups

The tiny island of Sark, population around 600, surprisingly has a thriving dogging community. Unhindered by the fact that there are no motor vehicles allowed on the island, the carefree sex sect...

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brownpaperreporter 23.11.11 7:52pm
brownpaperreporter
US border patrols increased as Mariachi band found in Rock n' Roll hall of fame

US President Barack Obama has been forced into an embarrassing climb-down on border policies, after a Mariachi band was found inside the Rock n' Roll hall of fame. Hiding deep inside a philosophical...

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23.11.11 7:41pm
Al OPecia
Northern Irish women prefer C-sections so they don't have to say "vagina". 1
Al OPecia 23.11.11 6:52pm
Leveson inquiry attempts to appeal to wider audience as "The Only Way Is Ethics" 3
Ian Searle 23.11.11 6:04pm
Perks
Spot checks on teenagers reveal spots 0
nickb 23.11.11 5:58pm
nickb
Rio Ferdinand to solve more of the world’s problems via Twitter

Fresh from tackling FIFA President Sepp Blatter over racism, Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand is set to debate more weighty issues with prominent public figures. From the Eurozone crisis,...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 23.11.11 5:04pm
dvo4fun
Hello seeks injunction to stop publication of Leveson enquiry photos

Celebrity magazine Hello has today sought a court injunction to prevent its rival OK! publishing photos of this week’s Leveson enquiry. ‘We’ve paid millions for exclusive rights’ explained...

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ianslat 23.11.11 4:20pm
ianslat
I'm a Celebrity contestants claim their conversations are being listened to. 2
Ian Searle 23.11.11 4:16pm
woody
Lower End Of Fleet Street To Cut Out Reporters.........

..And sell toilet paper to man in the street...

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Jesse Bigg 23.11.11 3:20pm
Jesse Bigg
Kim Kardashian's bottom blamed for economic crisis

Kim Kardashian's curvy derrière appears to be the latest scapegoat for the economic crisis, as government officials have revealed that every meeting they have about the economy just turns into an...

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Shandy 23.11.11 3:18pm
Shandy