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Broken toe blamed for phone-hacking scandal 0
Christopher Frost 4 years
Judiciary to be replaced by Court of Public Opinion 0
Zadok the second 4 years

The coalition government has unveiled plans to replace Britain’s existing system of trial by jury, and replace it with the privately-operated ‘Court of Public Opinion’, a media-based, virtual...

Mormon Prophet Discovers Revelation Revoking Caffeine Ban After All-Nighter 0
janet manley 4 years

SALT LAKE CITY, UT: During an all-night cram for the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles theology final, up-and-coming Mormon prophet Elder Hastings heard the word of God, which, he relayed to religious...

Beckhams’ name new baby girl – ‘Princess Dumpling Fatty Pants’ 0
Dick Everyman 4 years

David and Victoria Beckham have chosen the name for their new baby girl. ‘Princess Dumpling Fatty Pants’ may not have been the bookies favourite but the happy parents are ‘pleased’ with...

Fiona Bruce to get her own Sky Channel 0
Basil_B 4 years

Sky television announced today the creation of the Bruce Channel in regonition of the amount of TV time that news reader and TV presenter Fiona Bruce is currently getting. 'It's a no brainer really'...

Nick Clegg gets David Cameron to phone in sick for him, journalist discovers 0
Leeboy007 4 years
Nadal puts Wimbledon final defeat down to 'wrong type of grass' 0
Leeboy007 4 years
undiscovered Amazonian tribes say 'enough of Cheryl Cole already' 0
Leeboy007 4 years
Russian Nuclear Sub surfaces in Tipton canal 2
Dick Everyman 4 years

Ministry of Defence chiefs and British Waterways officials are investigating claims by fishermen that a Russian nuclear submarine surfaced in a Tipton canal during a carp fishing contest last night....

Poundland to get MoD contract 0
roybland 4 years

Poundland is to get future MoD contracts in the biggest cost-cutting exercise of the coalition government.,  , 'This radical shake-up of MoD procurement may raise eyebrows - and possibly hackles,'...

"less is more" insight prompts nationwide GCSE Maths re-mark 0
pere floza 4 years
Satan appoints Tory spin doctor as Coalition Government out performs him 2
Dick Everyman 4 years

Craig Oliver, Head of Communications for Prime Minister, David Cameron has been selected by Satan to run his latest PR and media campaign. Speaking from his office in Hades, Satan said, “I’ve...

Tabloid joy as Strauss-Khan accused of sexual offences in Paris Hilton 2
charlies_hat 4 years
Leonard Cohen cured of misery by lovely Duchess on Canadian tour 3
FraserWords 4 years

Legendary Canadian godfather of gloom Leonard Cohen has been cured of a lifetime’s addiction to miserable songs – thanks to the lovely Duchess of Cambridge., Cohen met the glowing, lovely...

New paper to be launched-Not the News of the World 0
greg various 4 years
NoTW hoping for happy ending to charges of illegally accessing massages 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Removed - Post posting guilt at bad taste!.... 0
charlies_hat 4 years
News of the World's Mystic Meg hacked into DOris Stokes' message system 2
ronseal 4 years

. Doris Stokes is said to be consulting her lawyers, after discovering that many of the messages intended for her were intercepted by the News of the World's Mystic Meg. Attractive brunette Meg,...

MOD find 12 Tomahawk missles behind sofa as they seek £6.3 billion asset loss 0
Basil_B 4 years
Rebekah Brooks tells police she was expecting them 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Hornby to launch new model Job Centre 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Met Police say the Olympic security tests will be a pushover 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Duchess fails in attempt to walk across lake to congratulate her husband 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Libyan campaign could last “for years”, unless another target is found 0
virtuallywill 4 years

North Korea counts as 'bigger boys'...

Every time a copy of the NOTW is read a fairy cries 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Hopefully no more later...

Tesco's glazing venture fails after complaints of blue stripes down windows 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Duchess tells Toronto Facebook users that they 'Canada' 0
Mr Payne 4 years
New newspaper 'The Despicable' to hit News Stands 2
Dun Dunkin 4 years

incorporating The Vile and 'The Detestable'. With 'how to crack a mobile phone' supplement...

Ken Clarke extends self defence law to cover stabbing NOTW reporters 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years
Leaked 'homeless' report raises spectre of Phil Collins come-back 7
4 years

People with ears have reacted with horror to the news that cuts in housing benefits coulf make up to 40,000 people homeless. The figure, detailed in a leaked letter from Communities Secretary Eric...