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Investigation launched after no-one dies in mass fight 0
Mrblacker 4 years

The Independent Police Complaints Commission has started an investigation after no-one died during a mass brawl in Coventry city centre. Up to 300 people were involved in a series of running street...

Kids shock local newspaper by showing no desire in skatepark 0
jimiedge 4 years

A local newspaper was denied a front page exclusive this week after a group of youths declared that they had 'lots to do' and said they 'didn't really need' a skatepark. 'Something's very wrong'...

New course in Neurophysiology described as a 'Know Brainer' 0
ronseal 4 years
Olympic ticket applicant happy with compensation prize of Walnut Whip 0
ronseal 4 years
Daily Express already investigating Duchess of Cambridge’s death 0
dogwheels 4 years

The Daily Express newspaper has said it will not rest until it discovers the truth about the death of Kate, Duchess of Cambridge. Although the newly-married royal is still alive, the paper‘s...

Chinese FA suggest using a steroid cream for FIFA election delay 1
charlies_hat 4 years
'Shocking' LibDem abuse condemned 5
bonjonelson 4 years

A pattern of abuse in the heart of Government uncovered by BBC Panorama has been condemned as "shocking" by health professionals. Conseratives in Westminster were filmed punching and slapping Lib...

Castlebeck issues profits warning after local authority raid... 0
DiY 4 years

..'nuff said...

Alan Titchmarsh "is Fern Britton" Shock 0
Dick Everyman 4 years

In a shock revelation last night it was confirmed that Alan Titchmarsh has been leading a double life as his alter ego, Fern Britton. Organisers of the Chipping Camden Floral Society made the...

Space shuttle to be sold to 3
virtuallywill 4 years

NASA announced today that the Shuttle Endeavour will be sold through online car dealer, The American space agency said that the ease of online trading, the generous quote and the...

Blatter to celebrate victory by putting jacket over head and running around 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Somali Pirates Hijack Mersey Ferry 7
Dick Everyman 4 years

A passenger ferry crossing from Liverpool to Birkenhead was stormed by Somali pirates last night with more than thirty passengers and crew on board. The Manchester Ship Canal is now on full alert...

Germans urgently investigating zee coli bug 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Surprise as FIFA presidency goes to ... Qatar. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Sepp Blatter stunned 'they all told me I had their support'...

Ryan Air offers to allow liquids on to planes if it can charge for them 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Qatar comes top in 2012 closing ceremony and 100 metres ticket ballots 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Humiliation and abuse of vulnerable unacceptable outside radio studios says BBC 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Michael Owen signs one year benchwarming deal. More soon. 1
MC One R 4 years
Disappointment for Camilla on finding the Hay Festival is about books not food 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Care home abuse complaints soar, like a beautiful eagle 2
virtuallywill 4 years

Four people who were arrested for alleged care home abuse have complained of police brutality on release from custody., Three policemen, a female officer and a police dog all claim that they have...

Supermarkets to crack down on disabled customers using BMW parking bays 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years
5 stars outbreak as more Newsbiscuit writers award themselves top marks 19
Mr Payne 4 years

5 stars for this post, naturally...

FIFA vote by 372 to 17 not to postpone the election as all 189 votes are in 0
virtuallywill 4 years

sums later...

Palin tour bus has bomb on board that will explode if she travels below 50mph 2
Ludicity 4 years

The much-heralded Sarah Palin One Nation Bus Tour has been given an added level of excitement after it was revealed that there is a bomb on board that will detonate if she takes her foot off the...

'I am the ship's captain.' says Edward John Blatter. 0
Mr Payne 4 years
Blatter: 'World Cup to be awarded by 208 FIFA members - slush funds now open!' 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

FIFA president Sepp Blatter today acted to head off criticism of the way World Cup venues are decided by making it the vote of all member nations. All 208 members were in complete agreement with...

Cowell slams 'mediocre' BGT hopefuls - 'They're too good for this show!' 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Simon Cowell angrily attacked the quality of hopefuls for Britain's Got Talent But You Wouldn't Know It From This. He blasted them all as 'mediocre', and demanded a much lower quality of no-hopers.,...

Abuse investigation reveals elderly people are being forced to live in Bristol 1
Qoxiivi 4 years
Space shuttle Endeavour held up at Heathrow. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
BBC withholds evidence of gross misconduct until there is a scheduling gap. 0
SingingHinny 4 years