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Equivocal Valentine’s cards for unfulfilling relationships

Clinton Cards launches range of equivocal Valentine’s cards for unfulfilling relationships Following complaints from customers who find themselves in relationships lacking the life-long commitment...

Long Distance Clara 14.02.12 1:39pm
BMWs replace handcart as preferred mode of transport, says latest Sinners' Poll 0
pinxit 14.02.12 1:02pm
BBC unveils its latest 'maverick judge with a difference' drama - Strasbourg

The BBC has unveiled its latest drama series about an unconventional lawmaker who acts on hunches and does things his own way. 'Strasbourg' follows the adventures of Jurgen Strasbourg, a judge with a...

ronseal 14.02.12 12:56pm
South Atlantic tensions "back from brink" as Argentina returns Tevez

With news that Carlos Tevez is back in Manchester today the world issued a collective sigh of relief. The British army has been stood down to an amber footing as the threat of all out war recedes. ...

grottymonty 14.02.12 12:49pm
Tevez Complains: No Trees at Eastlands

When challenged Tevez said: Woof, woof woof, woof, woof woof woof snarl ....

HenryMJUK 14.02.12 12:30pm
Omnipotent deities need more protection in UK, urges Baroness Warsi 0
cinquecento 14.02.12 12:27pm
Radio 4 announcers admit to sneaky late-night waltzes to ‘Sailing By’

Late-night Radio 4 announcers and studio staff often take their partners for a slow waltz to the lilting strings of ‘Sailing By’, the music played before the late-night shipping forecast, it has...

Clarky 14.02.12 12:27pm
Midfield Diamond
Find true love with genuine meat marquee and dry meat confidence

Do you crave it like I do? I honk for it, sadly. But now I honk not, thanks to [url=]genuine meat marquee with the confidence of dry meat[/url]....

youbuyitnow 14.02.12 12:19pm
Kneejerk move to ban cliches from headlines comes under fire 1
Nick McCarr 14.02.12 12:17pm
Argentina to extend naval boycott to Duran Duran’s ‘Rio’ yacht

Argentina's transport workers' union says it will extend its recent naval boycott to Duran Duran’s private yacht as used in the iconic video for the band’s 1983 hit single Rio. The union -...

Gary Stanton 14.02.12 12:08pm
Gary Stanton
Typical. A man has a baby and we're supposed to be impressed writes India Knight 0
ronseal 14.02.12 11:34am
Cameron seeks Dalglish advice on apologising for obnoxious millionaires

David Cameron is set to meet Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish later this month to discuss methods for dealing with rich but repugnant characters who tarnish the good name of the profession they...

Midfield Diamond 14.02.12 11:20am
Gourd Almighty
Huge Increase in 3rd rate Whitney Houston jokes causes World Wide Web to crash 0
Mathna 14.02.12 10:50am
Movie goers warned Sean Penn's call for Falklands dialogue could lead to film

Cinema Multiplexes across Britain have been put on Bad Movie alert, after Sean Penn issued calls for 'Malvinas dialogue' yesterday. At worst, warn security experts, it could lead to a schamltzy,...

ronseal 14.02.12 9:41am
Grammy award winner Adeles not so secret weight loss secret revealed

Once famous for her curvier figure, singer Adele was almost a shadow of her former self, rather than the total eclipse that she used to be, when collecting 6 Grammy awards at the weekend. Now a mere...

Marko 14.02.12 9:13am
St Valentines Day Massacre 2 - clumsy oaf stands on kids ant colony 0
Marko 14.02.12 8:52am
"Blame the Doctor" claim the Houstons as new craze sweeps America

Believed to have started when Whacko Jacko popped his clogs, a new epidemic is sweeping the States called 'Doc Blame', where families of deceased are being targeted by 'no win-no fee' businesses....

Marko 14.02.12 8:49am
Electrical retailers to produce shoddy goods to make warranties worthwhile

Following the investigation by the Office of Fair Trading, retailers – including Currys, PC World and Comet – have agreed to reduce the quality of the products they sell in order that the...

ozythelabrador 14.02.12 8:48am
South Atlantic tensions "back from brink" as Argentina returns Tevez

The british army has been stood down to an amber footing today and the Royal Navy warship on route to the Falklands has been recalled to Southampton on the news that after two months of mounting...

grottymonty 14.02.12 8:30am
School crossings to get pizza ovens.

Furious lollipop men and women walked off the job today all across New South Wales after learning that the state government was now expecting them to cook pizza during quiet periods. State premier,...

Hugh Jarse 13.02.12 11:48pm
Hugh Jarse
'Thinking out of the box' to be discouraged, says Funeral Directors Union 0
pinxit 13.02.12 11:42pm
Playground Mafia bully rep. complains that bullies are themseves being bullied.

More crocodile tears shortly...

dvo4fun 13.02.12 11:32pm

New freeview channel launched for those who missed programmes seventeen and a quarter days ago...

Haywood Manley 13.02.12 11:22pm
Haywood Manley
More responsibility in GRowth

Top MP speaks out: "SUPPorting tHe financial sECtor's relENtless grOWth dOEs not hElp us iN the loNG run. WhaT we nEEd is a mORe rESponSIble caPiTALisatiON."...

hippogriff 13.02.12 9:54pm
Police to arrest themselves over payments to informers 2
ronseal 13.02.12 9:33pm
Follow your dreams of quitting 0
Dumbnews 13.02.12 8:24pm
"Police Are Picking On Us" Complains Mafia Writer

British Police came under harsh criticism today for their heavy handed "witch-hunt" behaviour. Writing in the most widely read, vitriolic and populist gangland publication "The Mob" Trev 'Knuckles'...

simjel 13.02.12 8:21pm
Mayor expresses ‘delight’ at prospect of jubilee visit

The mayor of the town of Sherborne in Dorset has expressed delight at the news that the queen plans to visit the town as part of her diamond jubilee celebrations. “Its wonderful news” he said...

Chippy Mcneisch 13.02.12 7:51pm
Chippy Mcneisch
New research links diabetes surge to greetings card industry merchandise

A study by the Medical Research Council has established a direct link between saccharine merchandise produced by the greetings card industry and the diabetes epidemic sweeping the developed world....

Qoxiivi 13.02.12 7:43pm
Bank of England hires King Midas to help with quantative easing policy 0
Immunis 13.02.12 6:13pm