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Sex probe police to posthumously arrest Robert Maxwell.

Metropolitan police today announced they have issued a warrant for the arrest of Robert Maxwell in connection with sexual abuse allegations. Police from Operation Yewtree decided to look into...

Gaz 07.12.12 2:42pm
Osbourne admits closed curtains during the day down to internet porn. 1
MADJEZ 07.12.12 1:37pm
terence mcflurry
Hard working cannabis growers hit out at Osbourne's closed curtains stereotype. 0
MADJEZ 07.12.12 1:07pm
The Hamiltons agree to represent Max Clifford 1
Scronnyglonkle 07.12.12 1:04pm
Isle of Wight to be made 'Retirement Island' for ageing male showbiz stars. 1
Gaz 07.12.12 11:45am
Max Clifford gives Metropolitan Police exclusive interview rights

In a major public relations coup, Max Clifford has exclusively awarded the rights to a detailed interview on his sexual history to the Metropolitan Police Service. ‘As I’m sure everyone...

Long Distance Clara 07.12.12 10:45am
‘Inspired by Starbucks’ self-employed UK builder goes Fair trade

An off-the-books builder from Aylesbury has decided to contribute to the country where he earns his living. “I’ve always paid my whack mind.” said Jim Furnace “Other than alcohol and tobacco...

dvo4fun 07.12.12 10:23am
Osborne: “Buddhism the only way to save economy now”

Chancellor George Osborne has decreed that almost everyone in the UK must adopt a Buddhist monastic lifestyle for the next four years at least, in order to rescue the country from its economic crisis...

thumper 07.12.12 9:52am
McAfee advised to take anti-virus protection before Guatemalan prison stay

Hopefully no more soon...

johnnydobbo 07.12.12 9:08am
70s entertainers plan Xmas reunion at Ecuadorian embassy 0
Yikes 07.12.12 7:16am
Celebrity Its a Cockout to go up against Queen at Xmas 1
Drylaw 07.12.12 6:36am
McAfee quarantined in Guatamala, after entering illegally as trojan horse

Guatamala advised to update their firewall...

Gary Baldy 06.12.12 11:05pm
Gary Baldy
ITV reveal cast of "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Jail" every day this week

Stuart Hall is excused after playing his joker...

Gary Baldy 06.12.12 10:59pm
Gary Baldy
Andrew Mitchell - investigation finds he was referring to shale gas 0
custard cream 06.12.12 10:01pm
custard cream
Professor Snape to treat Kate for "hyperemesis gravidarum".

With Mr. Potter, in the vomitorium...

Maverick 06.12.12 9:46pm
Exxon sponsors rally to lower awareness of climate change. 0
Maverick 06.12.12 9:40pm
Chancellor's Autumn statement "All the leaves are brown & the sky is grey" 5
Scronnyglonkle 06.12.12 7:38pm
Comedy change scientists say winter ‘global warming’ jokes at historical high

Researchers at the Frank Spencer Institute of Comedy Studies have released a study showing that jokes about global warming during bouts of freezing cold and rainy weather have reached dangerous...

Yikes 06.12.12 7:32pm
Al OPecia
Facebook announce 25th December as last posting day for Christmas 1
simonjmr 06.12.12 7:28pm
Santa to challenge decision to award present franchise to Easter Bunny

Bearded franchise-holder Father Christmas today strongly criticised the Government's decision to award the West Coast Christmas Eve present-delivery franchise to his rival, the Easter Bunny. 'I...

ianslat 06.12.12 7:27pm
McAfee murder trial expected to last 30 days

Been done already?...

johnnydobbo 06.12.12 7:22pm
Royal birth to be choreographed by Danny Boyle...

William and Kate have enlisted the help of Danny Boyle to make the royal birth “a special day”. The event, to be syndicated around the world, will epitomise everything that makes Britain great:...

Tripod 06.12.12 7:12pm
World’s last Trimphone impersonator was "helping Police with their enquiries".

More soon. Thanks Dusty...

Al OPecia 06.12.12 7:12pm
Al OPecia
Royal couple 'moved by affectation'

Prince William and Kate Middleton, due to marry on Friday, say they have been "incredibly moved" by NewsBiscuit's affectation since their engagement...

SteveCut 06.12.12 7:09pm
Al OPecia
Dave Brubeck Takes Eternity. 0
Al OPecia 06.12.12 7:07pm
Al OPecia
Max Clifford tries to hire himself, turns himself down. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 06.12.12 7:05pm
Al OPecia
‘Stop looking at my cock’ pleads man in drinks advert

A man seen walking along a sandy beach in an advert for Southern Comfort has asked men to stop staring at his cock and to concentrate instead on the product being advertised., Jose Enrique Moreno,...

Gerontius 06.12.12 6:51pm
So anyway,many Keith Moons ago

I had the missfortune to be in the dock yet again at John Mortimers magistrates court (Uxbridge)of a Saturday morning.Here I was Chummy,short for Mr Chummleywarner,standing there yet again for the...

Thubs Swirlim 06.12.12 6:45pm
Health and Safety audit of Ali Baba pantomime may rule out magic carpet

Basingstoke Amateur Dramatic Society’s production of Ali Baba & the 40 Thieves was in jeopardy last night after a Health and Safety official attended a dress rehearsal. Along with several...

Midfield Diamond 06.12.12 6:34pm
Midfield Diamond
Nail factory agrees to pay tacks

I'll get my coat...

apepper 06.12.12 6:15pm