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Cricket fixer fails to appear in court after visit from bloodgate doctor 0
simonjmr 4 years
"And your mother is a whore!" further extracts from Gordon Brown's memoirs soon 1
Iamthestig 4 years
Wales to introduce 'Troll Roads' through Snowdonia and other 5
Sharpehunter 4 years

pointless parts of the tourist loving (providing you don’t buy a holiday cottage) Welsh Countryside! Steeped in mythical legends and mystical magic, the land of fire breathing evil Dragons, runes,...

BBC in the dumps over High Court Stig ruling 1
simonjmr 4 years
Blair : "You can't accuse me of Brown nosing" 0
simonjmr 4 years
Despite no link with terrorism, Blair still sorry about the ban on fox hunting. 0
Basil_B 4 years
The Stig revealed to be German, Weißer Sturzhelmmann...and not me 1
Iamthestig 4 years
Minera San Esteban Primera,said today there would be no extra pay for 7
arrghgarry 4 years

the miners trapped underground ,in fact they would not be getting paid at all.As they were not be productive to say the least.As the world can see they playing cards ,videogames dancing ,singing,...

Highways Agency Pavement Budget Cuts Cause Chaos for Ministry of Scilly Walks 1
mugwump 4 years
Heavey breathing,by Alan Bentnett. 3
sloopzz 4 years

Act 1 scene 3., Pete the trainee phone pervert nervously makes his first ever dirty phone call., Ring ring ring ring rin.., Women.Hellohello, Pete.Hhhuuurrhhhh.huurrhhhh..harrrrrrhh..haarrrhhhhhh...

Tesco launches new Value range of teachers as new term begins 0
Figroll 4 years

Supermarket giant Tesco is marking the start of the new school term by launching its new Value range of teachers. The line is,aimed at cash-strapped government ministers who can no longer afford the...

The broom sanctuary.by Alan Bentnett. 1
sloopzz 4 years

Act 4 scene 9., Father Dermot Boil a retiered priest and recluce,shows a reporter around his broom shelter,a charity and place of safety for abandoned unwanted and unloved brooms., Boil,and this is...

Far From The Maddening Brown 2
IABP 4 years

A young politician, Gabriel Blair leaves the pop world behind and begins a journey to the top job in the land. He falls in love with Cherie Everdene, an ambitious greedy women. A kind of Lady Macbeth...

This post has been removed as it contains references to Mines, Cricket and Blair 2
Iamthestig 4 years

But not Raoul Moat....

Blair, I don't know what all the fuss is about! I'm just a gay dancer! 3
Sharpehunter 4 years
Book tells how Blair and Bush went to war - as a result of a drunken bet! 3
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Tony Blair has revealed how he and drinking pal George Bush agreed to go to war after a drunken bet. And now he's written a hilarious book about their escapades., 'A Journey - around Iraq with some...

Blair planned to outlaw the WI, autobiography reveals. 1
Scroat 4 years

Tony Blair took measures to outlaw the Women's Institute under anti-terrorist legislation, the former Prime Minister's autobiography reveals. This followed one of his most embarrassing episodes as...

Satirists spend 4th week trapped in Chilean miner meme 4
jp1885 4 years

Rescuers are battling to free a team of 33 professional comedy writers, who became trapped when a seam of potential satire that they were exploring collapsed after being practically mined hollow....

Police from the Raol Moat seige finally admit that tasering a dead person 7
arrghgarry 4 years

is not as much fun as tasering live ones...

California doctor fails audition to be new Santa Claus. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Fails chimney test. More soon...

Heston Blumenthal upsets villagers by putting a real ploughman in his lunches. 11
Ian Searle 4 years

They are also concerned about his Spotted Dick!...

Comedian Higson to sue Blair for 'Swiss Tony' impersonation 0
pinxit 4 years
Gambler loses fortune on Lady Gaga "No Balls" bet....... 0
gjp 4 years
Chile Miners ask for heating to be switched on as they are sick of coal fires 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Blair Memoirs sponsor Hollywood Smile, put whitening strips sachet in each one.. 0
Iamthestig 4 years

For that "bling of incompetence!"...

Tony Blair defies medical science by revealing a third face 0
exigo 4 years
Crack British Badger Rescue Team Arrives in Chile 2
mugwump 4 years
Fatted Calf calls for restrained celebrations as Prodigal Son returns 2
Oxbridge 4 years

Brutus, a fatted calf in the household of Nehemiah, son of Zachariah, of the Tribe of Benjamin, in the Land of Judaea, has appealed for calm in the wake of Nehemiah’s younger son Reuben returning...

It Took a Lot of Bottle to Invade Iraq, says Blair. 0
IABP 4 years

"You don't know how sloshed I had to be before agreeing to that"...

Labour Party Stunned as Zippy From Rainbow Enters Leadership Race... 0
mugwump 4 years