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Strikes latest: Theresa May worried no one will fail to check people's passports 1
Long Distance Clara 30.11.11 2:42pm
Strike latest: No problems at Gatwick, queues still "exceptionally long"

more longer later...

virtuallywill 30.11.11 2:41pm
GP struck off for writing legible prescriptions.

[s]Monsoon[/s], [s]Sore Moon[/s], More Soon...

seymour totti 30.11.11 2:41pm
seymour totti
Match Factory workers reticent about nationwide Strike 0
simonjmr 30.11.11 2:19pm
"Only You" expected to be No1 this weekend after Flying Pickets resurgence 0
simonjmr 30.11.11 2:18pm
Nose injuries increase due to growth in picket lines. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 30.11.11 2:16pm
Al OPecia
Alistair Campbell calls British press ‘putrid’.

British press suddenly understand what ‘hypocrisy’ means...

John Ffitch-Rucker 30.11.11 1:55pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
C of E hoping to recruit new members with "Porn" Bible

The Church of England today has announced that they will closely watch the success of the recently launched "Manga" Bible, if that fails to recruit more converts from their target demographic market...

simonjmr 30.11.11 1:40pm
BBC launches "Jurassic Come Dancing".

As part of the BBC's drive to save money, the Light Entertainment and Natural History departments have been merged. The first new show from this combined unit came last week with the debut episode of...

seymour totti 30.11.11 1:05pm
seymour totti
Obese people 'most likely to feel pain' of UK's belt-tightening measures

[More soon]...

dicky37 30.11.11 12:48pm
“Speedos are for privacy” underwater paparazzo advises at enquiry.

"Speedophiles ruined a perfectly good business," enquiry hears. Swimmers' apparel brand Speedos received an unexpected endorsement from a former specialist celebrity photographer at the Leveson...

nickb 30.11.11 12:47pm
Steve's job's gone!

My imminent redundancy has just been officially announced on the companys's intranet siteafter seventeen wonderful years I leave this evening...

spoole2112 30.11.11 12:08pm
Brass bands and ballet give hope as strikes rock teaching communities

Striking teachers have been joining brass bands in their thousands as the hardships start to bite in teaching communities across the country as a result of today’s strike. ‘We’re all up...

ianslat 30.11.11 12:05pm
Students dazed and confused as maths and economics teachers strike over pensions 1
charlies_hat 30.11.11 11:49am
Viagra face cream raises eyebrows

More to follow...

apepper 30.11.11 11:46am
Day of action begins with long lie-in.

Followed by lunch in the pub and DVD marathon this afternoon...

John Ffitch-Rucker 30.11.11 11:38am
God admits to Earth 'You were an accident'. 0
TheTomStrange 30.11.11 10:10am
Defence cut savings to be spent building privet hedge around the UK

After much debate within the government, a decision has finally been made on how best to protect the UK from invasion, war, and basically anything nasty that could happen. With the new aircraft...

Iamthestig 30.11.11 10:02am
Unions overjoyed at new Kettle drum and Charcoal Briquette public holiday 0
Iamthestig 30.11.11 9:48am
NHS brought to stand still as patients walk out.

Rewrite of earlier sub, not for consideration, as such. But it is boiling my piss. The NHS is experiencing widespread disruption today after patients voted to stage a walk out as a show of...

SingingHinny 30.11.11 9:03am
SAS to re-enact storming of Iranian Ambassy in London for "training purposes" 0
thackaray 30.11.11 8:49am
Surprise as George Osborne encourages 'more unpaid strikes'

Chancellor George Osborne has confounded his critics by suggesting a series of wildcat, 24-hour public sector strikes. In a notable shift from his earlier stance on industrial action, Osborne...

30.11.11 8:33am
John Ffitch-Rucker
American Airlines loses Triple A rating. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 30.11.11 8:28am
Al OPecia
American Airlines grasp concept of multiplication

Top executives at troubled US carrier American Airlines yesterday finally understood the concept of multiplication, and immediately filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. In a high-level...

GreenCross 30.11.11 8:10am
Two million hospital patients to enjoy day off; shops and restaurants braced. 0
SingingHinny 30.11.11 7:24am
Obese non-violent protestor to go on over-eating strike 0
Dumbnews 30.11.11 5:51am
Chelsea confirm game against Valencia is now literally a life or death situation

Villas Boas pre-booked on one way flight to Siberia next Thursday as Abramovich's patience runs out. "I expect you to win, Mr Villas Boas" Roman was quoted, as he gently stroked a cat...

grottymonty 30.11.11 1:22am
Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Beagles - The Musical

The Kennel Club & Daily Post critic, howled in dismay at the as the latest "Dogsploitation" offering from producer Sloop Dogg. The musical tells the true story of the struggle of 4 tobacco ...

Tuneraider 30.11.11 12:31am
Work reasonable hours for average pay & benefits? Maybe you need a Trade Union

Are you tired of working almost 40 hours a week for a salary around the market average for your qualifications and skill set? Are you unhappy that your benefits are only marginally better than 95% of...

Vertically Challenged Giant 30.11.11 12:14am
Sports Personality rapped over no women. Public demand totty at awards show. 1
MADJEZ 29.11.11 10:26pm