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Bowler hats "interfering with 3G transmissions", operators claim. 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Nick Jr. plans remake of 60’s cartoon ‘Kasper the unfriendly Holy ghost' 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Pope Launches FUKaid Appeal to help change UK Third World Status 2
IABP 4 years

The Pope launched FUKaid today to help the UK move from being a third world nation to a first world nation. FUKaid (First United Kingdom)was the brainchild of a Germany's Cardinal Kasper. He dropped...

MI6 carefully monitoringWW11 criminal entering the U.K in unbelievable disguise 2
arrghgarry 4 years
‘Loose Women’ invites Pope to discuss ecumenism & favourite Big Brother moments 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
British tourists flying from Heathrow 'generally agree with Cardinal Kasper' 0
QorbeQ 4 years
‘End Labour’s media obsession’ says Balls in exclusive BBC interview 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Incompetent say four-fold increase in breweries has just made things even worse 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Pope arrives at Holyrood Palace to find other Germans have taken the best rooms 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Vatican drops Kasper for UK tour 0
Scroat 4 years

The Vatican squad arrived in the UK today without controversial key defender Walter Kasper, who has failed a fitness test. Although fielding a changed line-up, the Vatican side is still headed up by...

Ann Widdecombe to be Beautified during Pope's UK Visit 0
IABP 4 years

It's a miracle...

Elderly pope can't remember what he came into the UK for 1
Genghis Cohen 4 years
Baptism of fire 'dangerous and abusive practice' claims NSPCC 1
dicky37 4 years

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'They were my idea too!' says Clegg of unpopular cuts, trying to look important 0
la maga 4 years
Report says Prison is university of celebrity - turning lags C list to A list 0
ronseal 4 years

As George Michael was admitted to the C list wing of Pentonville Prison, a friend/publicist said it had been a humbling experience., But many prison governors warn that, with rising numbers of red...

Cardinal pulls out of papal visit 0
arrghgarry 4 years

or ,just in time ...

Pope kicks off four-day UK stag do 0
Genghis Cohen 4 years
Concern as papal rider demands consigment of choirboys brought to dressing room 0
Genghis Cohen 4 years
Man starts affair with Tesco automatic self service checkout. 7
Stan Laurel 4 years

Dave Headworth, a 27 year old account manager from Nantwich is a man with a problem. He has fallen hopelessly in love with the voice of the self service checkout at his local Tesco superstore. Dave...

Third world country hosts third rate dictator 1
Sinnick 4 years

At least we had a 2nd rate dictator - Maggie., And what does the Vatican City export ? Medieval doctrines !...

An Irishman walks into a bar ,the dozy bastard . 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Florentine Academia unveils Michelangelo's Ed. 0
euankitson 4 years

The art world is reeling tonight as the Florentine Academia announced and released images of a lost Michelangelo masterpiece: Ed. Deemed by many as a companion piece to his famous David, the Ed...

Louis Vuitton launches new line of bags for sports racquets 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Being the Pope is the new rock and roll says Benedict xvi 0
Basil_B 4 years

Pope Benedict revealed today that becoming the Pope has gone a long way to satisfing a secret desire to becoming the rock star that he always wanted to be. ' From a very young age all I wanted to do...

Tories to Launch New Funfair Feature at Upcoming Annual Conference 5
Jesse Bigg 4 years

A bouncy castle in the shape of a dole queue...

Man With Sandwhich Board Proclaims 'World's End' and '40% off at Subway' 1
Incompletely Hopeless 4 years
Pope condemns men who dress as women 0
antharrison 4 years
"Cuts Will Not Reduce Trooper Numbers" - Promises Vader 0
wolfie 4 years

Beleagured Home Secretary for the Empire, Darth Vader, assured an anxious galaxy of subjugated victims that his harsh public sector cuts will not affect the level of storm trooper oppression and...

Massive Faux Pas as Pregnant Nun Confesses To Being "Just Rather Fat" 0
wolfie 4 years

Controversy reigned today as it was revealed that the "pregnant nun" had just "put on a little weight recently". The horrified ice cream makers stated "We Ice Cream Makers cherish a fundamental...

Stocks edge higher on news of stocks edging higher 0
Dumbnews 4 years