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Jim fixed it for me claims struggling Leeds undertaker 5
simonjmr 29.10.11 9:39pm
CJWorkman
Meat tenderizing industry facing tough times 1
Dumbnews 29.10.11 9:20pm
rikkor
Sat Nav designer takes criticism wrong way

More to follow; at least try to follow...

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apepper 29.10.11 7:31pm
dvo4fun
New Gillette shaving cream offers 30% more 30% than competitors 0
Dumbnews 29.10.11 6:45pm
Dumbnews
Saif al-Islam's LSE Thesis evidence in crime against the humanities trial. 4
Al OPecia 29.10.11 6:17pm
Perks
Conservatives call for 31 October be designated as Margaret Thatcher day. 2
simonjmr 29.10.11 6:09pm
simonjmr
Monica Lewinsky denies writing to Jim 'll Fix It

Close, but no cigar...

0
nickb 29.10.11 4:46pm
nickb
West London suburb terrorised by 'trick or treat' interpretive street dance gang

Families across the London borough of Ealing were left paralysed with fear, unable to go outside last night after receiving a visit from a group of synchronised trick-or-treaters who performed...

10
Golgo13 29.10.11 4:08pm
Al OPecia
Savile's last words; left on Doctor's voicemail: "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!"

more soon. No doubt...

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dvo4fun 29.10.11 3:54pm
dvo4fun
Shakespeare's plays written by monkey with typewriter.

Recent evidence suggests that the Bard's pet monkey was the prolific author of the plays and sonnets normally attributed to William Shakespeare. While the playwright was out drinking at the tavern,...

0
Boutros 29.10.11 2:49pm
Boutros
Drug dealers strike; thousands of users grounded

More to follow...

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apepper 29.10.11 2:41pm
apepper
Wishes of many TV viewers finally granted by Jimmy Saville.

Never liked him...

0
beau-jolly 29.10.11 2:24pm
beau-jolly
Saville dies, now, then. 0
Al OPecia 29.10.11 2:20pm
Al OPecia
Jimmy Saville's death covered, as it 'appens. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 29.10.11 2:17pm
Al OPecia
'Heart and Soul' voted best kitchen and bath cleaner 0
Dumbnews 29.10.11 12:47pm
Dumbnews
Murder conviction overturned on appeal.

John Peters, 43, of Newark, Notts. today had his conviction for murdering his wife overturned after evidence emerged of years of verbal provocation. It emerged that his late wife, Marie, was...

0
John Ffitch-Rucker 29.10.11 10:36am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Arms, fish and trombone cache find attributed to Surreal IRA. 12
spoole2112 29.10.11 9:26am
Textbook
New report claims 90% of 2-man tents are made by Indonesian children

Occupy London in Moral Quandry. More soon...

3
grumblechops 29.10.11 9:23am
CJWorkman
Job Seekers benefits may be cut - Including paid holiday

Job Seekers up and down the UK have reacted with anger at the governments proposal to cut the benefits of those who fail to pay their fines. Among the benefits to be cut are paid holiday, pension...

0
Perks 29.10.11 8:34am
Perks
mystery revealed why last calls from Kelly's phone came from NOW Newsdesk

At the time MI5 was too embarrassed to reveal their inability to track down the correct location of Kelly after being told of his misfortune in the oxfordshire woods whilst their triangulation...

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4ty2 29.10.11 8:21am
dvo4fun
Syria relegated from Arab league to Asia minor

more later...

0
virtuallywill 29.10.11 8:17am
virtuallywill
Succession changes "An end to feudal Head of State arrangements. Oh, hang on..." 0
dvo4fun 29.10.11 8:14am
dvo4fun
Indian Grand Prix tickets cost months pay for locals. Cheaper than Silverstone !

Ooh little bit of F1 politics, my names Ben Elton. Goodnight...

0
MADJEZ 29.10.11 7:58am
MADJEZ
Bored teen complains "there's nothing on the internet" 2
Nick McCarr 29.10.11 7:51am
dvo4fun
X Factor Rhythmix to change name to SCOPE, MENCAP or OXFAM

The TV show backs down in a battle with a children's charity over Rhythmix band name, and are currently considering less contentious names. More soon...

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simonjmr 29.10.11 5:41am
Al OPecia
No change at all in top directors' pay (after tax). 0
deskpilot3 28.10.11 10:40pm
deskpilot3
Charles now set to become first catholic queen. No more soon.

Charles now set to become first catholic queen. No more soon...

0
Maverick 28.10.11 10:35pm
Maverick
Saif al-Islam to appear on Jeremy Kyle Show, offered counselling.

Not the gameshow, obviously...

0
Al OPecia 28.10.11 10:34pm
Al OPecia
Italy replaces Berlusconi with Joe "La Dolce" vita. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 28.10.11 10:25pm
Al OPecia
Sophie Wessex converts to Islam.

"I thought, what the hell? My kids are going to be shop clerks anyway."...

1
rikkor 28.10.11 10:18pm