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Big Brother Is Watching You, Not Reciprocated 0
thisisall1word 19.08.11 11:11am
Harrison Ford storms out of film Premiere due to the high price of Nachos.

In a statement provided by his publicist, Ford walked out of the UK premiere of "Cowboys and Aliens" in protest after ordering a Nachos combo, popcorn and a Diet Pepsi only to find that he would not...

19.08.11 10:46am
Facebook & Twitter clearing scrum 'disadvantaging mature students' (#oldbastard) 0
SingingHinny 19.08.11 10:29am
Apologies , sub withdrawn 11
Gary Stanton 20.08.11 10:52am
First ever laser operation performed inside a beating heart

British doctors have broken new ground by becoming the first to treat a man with a tiny laser that burns away tissue inside a beating heart. Scott Rosser, 34, says that he has no idea how the tiny...

Vertically Challenged Giant 19.08.11 1:53pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
'Celebrity Big Brother 2011' to be relaunched this weekend as 'Big Brother 2011' 0
charlies_hat 19.08.11 9:42am
Sharp rise in cancer research shop volunteers by ecstatic 16-25 year olds 0
charlies_hat 19.08.11 9:27am
Definition: Going Blackberrying

Going Blackberrying: An English summer pastime in which bands of marauding children make use of the BlackBerry Messenger network to co-ordinate their activities of looting and setting fire to shops....

Awkward Facts 19.08.11 8:53am
Awkward Facts
Cuckoo researchers in awe at distance travelled by their BA holiday luggage 0
Duncan Biscuit 19.08.11 8:12am
Duncan Biscuit
MPs ‘poor value for money’ say financiers 0
Duncan Biscuit 19.08.11 8:11am
Duncan Biscuit
Garry Barlow admits X-factor 2011 looking for a modern day Barron Knights

Garry Barlow today admitted that the aim of this years x-factor is to seek out a modern day variety troupe in the vein of the Barron Knights, Grumbleweeds or the Black Abbots. "In order to spice up...

simonjmr 19.08.11 8:10am
Spurs tell HP its £7bn purchase of Autonomy doesn’t include Modric 0
Duncan Biscuit 19.08.11 8:10am
Duncan Biscuit
MPs warn troops’ supply chain ‘could fail’ if neighbours go on holiday 1
Duncan Biscuit 20.08.11 11:03am
Brother Beyond and Big Fun in hiding after Talk Talk’s £3m fine 2
Duncan Biscuit 19.08.11 12:22pm
Phil Spector to remain incarcerated behind wall of sound. 0
Steve Wilson 19.08.11 6:34am
Steve Wilson
TalkTalk win Ofcoms NTL award.

Telecom's giant TalkTalk last night received Ofcoms prestigious NTL award at a star studded show where excited crowds showered them with shredded incorrect bills and threatening legal letters., 'It...

Steve Wilson 19.08.11 6:24am
Steve Wilson
Apostrophe's are the new blacks 2
bonjonelson 19.08.11 12:33am
Desperate Mother of Serial Runaway Pleads ‘Where’s Wally?’

‘He’s normally found in crowded places’ explains Wally’s anxious mother Janet ‘busy markets, theme parks, packed out beaches; places like that. Once I even found him in the middle of a...

UnoEye 20.08.11 11:42am
Amazonian tribe found that have never heard of the river Amazon. 0
greg various 18.08.11 4:26pm
greg various
Northern Man Handed 10 Year Jail Term For Being Friendly To Strangers In London

Now that he's safely behind bars and reporting restrictions on the case have been lifted, it can be revealed that northern man, Eric Ricketts, from Bolton near Manchester was sentenced to ten years...

Duff 20.08.11 5:53pm
Met confirms 1,000 Elvis impersonators arrested in wake of riots

The Metropolitan Police has confirmed that nearly 1,000 Elvis impersonators have been arrested in the wake of the riots that shocked London last week. ‘These fat buggers have nothing to do with...

The Paper Ostrich 18.08.11 3:46pm
The Paper Ostrich
After shark attack wife pays tribute to husband,well usually he only brings home

sardines ,a bit o seal and the occasional penguin,but he did us real proud this time,a giant piece o whitebait...

spreademarge 18.08.11 3:13pm
Stock Market falls see OXO and Knorr shares plummet 5
button 19.08.11 7:39am
Breaking News: Isle of Wight student receives A-Level 2
bonjonelson 18.08.11 3:09pm
greg various
Liverpool announces record "Eh Eh Eh" Level results 0
simonjmr 18.08.11 2:06pm
Most Britons agree there should be a curfew for politicians

A majority of the British people think there should be a curfew for the country's politicians, according to a recent YouGov poll. 'I'd like to see them placed under a curfew from dawn to dusk,' said...

roybland 18.08.11 12:50pm
Jack Bauer Admitted To Hospital With Severe Constipation

Jack Bauer, US government agent and all round legend, has been admitted to hospital with an extreme case of chronic constipation. Bauer, who has survived multiple brushes with death and cunningly...

BabyDinosaur 22.08.11 8:31am
New Go Compare ad irritates last remaining person who didn’t hate them already

Popular car insurance comparison website are set to cease all forms of advertising with immediate effect. The move comes after independent market research showed that they have now...

Vertically Challenged Giant 19.08.11 1:54pm
Gerard Depardieu to star in Urino de Cityjet 1
Iamthestig 18.08.11 1:14pm
The Great Unwashed accused of elitism, now just “The Unwashed”

Justice Rollins today decreed “It is no longer appropriate that such an elitist title be bestowed upon, lets face it, the scrag end of the British population. They are neither great in stature,...

brownpaperreporter 18.08.11 11:21am