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escaped toads 2
4ty2 3 years

whilst we can not prevent inspiration it looks like the hardon colider made it to the frontpage of the daily shame...

'Debt Problems?' Find out how to wipe out all your debt and never worry again! 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

Barrington Brooks Debt Solutions guarantee to provide a solution to all your debt problems. Simply take out life insurance with SimplyFinance, fall in front of a bus and hey presto.. you'll never...

IoW council promise a "Fast-text" TV in every home. 0
Mr.3374 3 years

More typos later...

Man admitted to hospital after trying to clean ear with his elbow 2
gaijintendo 3 years

after following his GPs advice...

The Umbrella Company - the intelligent solution to staying dry in a monsoon.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

Courtesy of NB advert....

Daphne Fairfax hit with massive tax bill 0
roybland 3 years
Drug-driving tests to be trialled in the UK 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

Following the recent announcement to abolish speed cameras across the UK, Government and Police officials have come up with a new way of slowing people down. Plans to encourage people to smoke drugs...

Relief as Ian Huntley settles out of court for great big bag of sleeping pills. 2
MADJEZ 3 years

In what will prove a popular move the Soham murderer has agreed to settle his case against the prison service for much less than the hundred thousand pounds plus legal costs he was claiming. He will...

Child Detention must end says Scottish Refugee Council.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

Minister for Education, The Rt Hon Michael Gove MP, says they should stick to what they know best "Basically the Scottish Refugee Coucil should keep their nose out of business that they know nothing...

Amy Winehouse denies milk from stoned-cow is hers. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Record company claim she mis-heard...

Genetic variant means some people in recruitment are wankers 3
BlackAndroid 3 years

Scientists have identified a genetic variant that appears to make some individuals engaged in the recruitment of temporary staff predisposed to be ‘wankers’. ‘Professor Andraven’ had this to...

Sir Cliff Richard to stand for Isle of Wight council leadership. 0
uddertucker 3 years
Banksy criticized as record profits revealed. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Less then two years after receiving a government bailout guerrilla artist Banksy has come under criticism for making billions in profit. At the height of the credit-crunch he was unable to afford the...

Sunday Express wins itself in giveaway competition 0
Boarfunkel 3 years
BBC House in uproar as Top Celebrity DJ, Chris Evans announces move to ITV 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

It seems this morning that the notorious, beloved, inspirational and nationally acclaimed BBC Radio 2 DJ is in talks with ITV. The BBC have proved to be a fruitful hunting ground for top...

Ian Huntley to co-present of Radio 2 Breakfast Show in bid to boost ratings 1
Rorschach 3 years

Will someone please tell Mr Evans the show is by him not about him! If he mentions his wife kid or cars one more time....

ITV deny that they have a strategy of picking up all BBC's losers.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years
BNP's Nick Griffin commemorates Hiroshima by eating a mushroom 0
pinxit 3 years

Nagasaki will be 'a fry-up'...

US Ambassador Speaks at Anniversary of Hiroshima 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

US Ambassador, John Roos spoke today at the 65th Anniversary of dropping the bomb on Hiroshima. He said " Prior to our act who would have ever thought that so much good could come from so much...

Gove to launch African-style ‘No Walls’ schools project 0
roybland 3 years

Education Secretary Michael Gove is to launch a revolutionary ‘No Walls’ school building initiative based on African-style architecture. Gove, who axed hundreds of school building projects when...

Outrage following Banks' profits matches outrage at Banks' losses. 1
Stan Laurel 3 years
Ban on mixing metals together met with unalloyed delight 1
jp1885 3 years
Undermanned Cops forced to take to streets with skeleton film crew, says chief 3
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Brave bobbies are being sent out onto the streets of Britain with only the most basic of filming facilities, complained Nobby Conway, chief executive of the British Guild of Screen Cops., Exposed...

Zadari seduced by English traditions of afternoon tea, warm beer and a curry 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Children's database turned off. 'Too complicated for adults' says spokesman 2
Ostsee 3 years
Lanark aviation memorial to be unveiled after successful lobbying by BP 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Correction: There were 4 more listeners to Chris Evans compared to yesterday. 1
Ostsee 3 years
Fresh floods hamper Cameron’s bridge-building with Pakistan 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
David Cameron announces new foreign policy advisor > 0
Ludicity 3 years
Frog's remains found halfway down the stairs... 0
dicky37 3 years

"We forgot he was there," admitted negligent uncle Kermit...