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BBC football reporter suspended for “disrespect”

The BBC today apologised to amateur football team Yokel Hamlet AFC after a BBC reporter described them as, “crap”, and, “not having a hope in hell”, in their FA cup draw with Premiership team...

PeterB 17.10.12 9:57pm
Prague airport employee lays a little egg on departures desk 1
Idiot 17.10.12 9:44pm
Starbucks release new tax-efficient menu

Soppachino: A bitter drink full of froth, served in another country for tax reasons Double mocker: One with a receipt and one without, strictly cash only Skinny Blasé: a favourite with our...

17.10.12 9:06pm
Ed Miliband admits 'squeezed middle' inspired by poor toothpaste etiquette 0
Perks 17.10.12 9:00pm
Theoretical physics professor 'may be missing'. 0
writinginbsl 17.10.12 8:42pm
Zatoichi stalks streets of Chorley - dozens dead. 0
sigmund 17.10.12 8:39pm

On second thoughts - not really funny at all. No more soon...

dvo4fun 17.10.12 8:30pm
London announces 2016 Olympics bid

London is to bid for the 2016 Olympic Games, the British Olympic Association has announced. "We need something to lift the national mood, which has been in the toliet since the Spice Girls finished...

landofdopeandtories 17.10.12 8:27pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Used battery thief released without charge

More to follow...

apepper 17.10.12 8:13pm
China Borders On Infringement Rights After Creating the United States

New York — The U.S. Trade Council has accused China of copyright infringement after it replicated the United States within its borders. Chinese leaders refuted accusations and stated that the...

17.10.12 7:52pm
Starbucks cut life's certainties by 50% 7
charlies_hat 17.10.12 7:40pm
John Terry : We were only singing 'funky gibbon' at U21 match. 0
MADJEZ 17.10.12 7:33pm
Police use Taser on cinema usherette after mistaking her torch for a lightsaber 1
Ian Searle 17.10.12 7:02pm
Saviled /saevild/ v. past participle

1. interfered with ( a person) esp. sexually, 2. removed (esp. a corpse) from the ground, 3. tr. deceived so as to cause to appear foolish, 4. over-dressed, esp. jewellery, 5. tr. acted as a...

Dick Everyman 17.10.12 6:39pm
Dick Everyman
"I thought he said Tizer" claims shocked Ulsterman 0
nickb 17.10.12 6:32pm
Police tazer blind man after confusing his white stick for a samurai sword

Lancashire Police have said that the PC who tazered the the blind man would be for the chop., 'The gentleman in question was obviously shocked as he didn't see it coming', said a Police...

philthefunk 17.10.12 5:28pm
Supermarkets make allotment potato growers an offer they can't refuse

Following this autumn's outbreak of potato blight, supermarkets have joined forces to offer amateur potato growers 'free spuds for life' in return for a promise to stay off their allotments....

17.10.12 4:39pm
Prince Charles letters win Booker Prize

A collection of letters from Prince Charles to serving Ministers has scooped this year’s Booker Prize for Fiction, winning praise from the judges for its imaginative depiction of a power-mad royal...

Long Distance Clara 17.10.12 4:16pm
Relief as tasered blind man fails to pick policeman out of lineup. 0
MADJEZ 17.10.12 4:12pm
Anyone who thought Savile was odd may be sued for complicity 0
simonjmr 17.10.12 3:33pm
........promiscuous out of control

fully lubricated sex mad rain coat wearing office window cleaning giant overripe banaana with a limp..ha ha arrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lovely.bursting out of his skin.ha hahow does that make ya feel ay?ay?....

Mr Molester 17.10.12 3:11pm
Mr Molester
Scotland football manager changes name to Leavein 0
custard cream 17.10.12 3:10pm
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USA announces name change to Obamerica if President is re-elected

get the spelling right!...

custard cream 17.10.12 3:09pm
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USA announces name chane to Obamerica if President is re-elected 0
custard cream 17.10.12 3:08pm
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Comical Ali appointed as Serbian FA Spokesman

Its true I tell you...

Rootin Tootin 17.10.12 2:46pm
Rootin Tootin
Lancs. Taser cop to be given his own white stick

You couldn't make this up - what are they on in Lancashire?...

custard cream 17.10.12 2:43pm
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"He was wandering all over the place,but I didn't taser him" says Lancashire cop

custard cream 17.10.12 2:34pm
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"He was wandering all over the place, so I tasered him", confirms Lancashire cop

custard cream 17.10.12 2:27pm
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Gary McKinnon hacks into Teresa May's PC to reverse her decision to extradite 2
grottymonty 17.10.12 2:00pm
Tambourine Dream
Ashley Cole leaps to defence of under fire Serbian Football Supporters

Ashley Cole attacked the England U21 side in a '#U21bunchoftwats' tweet today following their allegations of racism by the Serbian crowd. In his tweet he claimed that he himself had played Serbia...

Tambourine Dream 17.10.12 1:59pm
Tambourine Dream