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Budget supermarket launches newspaper - 'Aldi news that's fit to print'. 0
victory V 4 years
Bristol landlord coerced into having a silly hairstyle. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

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tesco advert leaves UK shoppers confused 1
4ty2 4 years

Whilst a lot of consumers have to shop around more to make ends meet they are suspicious by the tactic of Tesco to advertise shopping with what is perceived to be another company. The slogan that...

UK press under fire about military style football comments 0
4ty2 4 years

to avoid armed conflict at the football WM in Moscow, following the US example of possible misunderstanding of such suggestions by the confused gun owners. Also one should not mention tea-parties or...

By popular demand, Pizza Hut launches "Day-old cold" pizza 0
Dumbnews 4 years
London Underground drivers to go on strike for the Royal Wedding. 2
Tammy Flugh 4 years

"We want to go to the pub and get totally pissed like the rest of the country", a spokesman said...

Bury girl shocked after realising offer to be taken up the aisle, not a proposal 2
simonjmr 4 years
Police co-erced to beat up protesters 3
Bismarck 4 years

by undercover student...

Nick Clegg welcomes ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ policy for Lib Dems 1
Ludicity 4 years

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has defended plans to introduce a policy of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ that would allow Liberal Democrats to serve in government while keeping their political...

Edinburgh takeaway to serve deep fried giant panda. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Pakistan cricket rocked by fresh bribery allegation 0
Mrblacker 4 years

A new investigation is being promised by cricket's governing body after fresh bribery allegations surfaced in Pakistan. A tabloid newspaper says it has video footage of the nation's former test...

Redknapp confirms that the two on-loan pandas from China will train with Spurs 0
SilverWinterSky 4 years

Edinburgh Zoo work placement resolves Beckham insurance concerns...

Aldi still "cheap but baffling”, say shoppers... 7
Doylem 4 years

British shoppers should be accustomed to shopping at Aldi by now, considering that it’s twenty years since the German company opened its first no-frills, bargain-basement store in the UK. Yet the...

Dewsbury cleric almost misses opportunity to take offence... 5
Doylem 4 years

Prominent Muslim cleric, Salman Ishtar, 64, of Dewsbury, was determined to be offended by a BBC2 documentary programme about the Koran. Unable to be offended at the time of transmission, due to a...

Dyslexic pervert tries to buy 10,000 premium blonds. 0
victory V 4 years

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Indian labourer backpacks around Britain to find himself 5
Oxbridge 4 years

To his friends among the sub-caste of brick makers in the slums of Nagpur, Miranjit Khapur seemed to have it all: two sheets of corrugated iron on his ceiling, a job that enabled him to have half an...

Liverpool manager Dalglish sacked after no reversal of fortunes 0
fun and games 4 years

Kenny Dalglish has been sensationally sacked by Liverpool football club following a miserable run of form since he took over. Since taking up the reins at Anfield on Saturday the Reds have lost...

Cameron to relax employment laws - 0
Bismarck 4 years

Clegg worried...

protesters co-erced to poke Camilla with a stick 0
Bismarck 4 years

by undercover Royal...

In new spirit of openness, Chinese vice President changes name 0
Bismarck 4 years

to Lee Ker Ching...

Bullitt director dies at 81 (mph) 0
roybland 4 years
tea party on target for election 2
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Somalia bans mixed-fruit milkshakes. 0
bonjonelson 4 years

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Giant pandas sent to Scottish zoo 'dying of prostate cancer' claim 2
roybland 4 years
Teens who told their parents to 'shut the fuck up' discover new quality of life 2
roybland 4 years

Three teenagers who got their parents to 'shut the fuck up' for six months say the experience has change their lives for the better. 'We decided like to pull the plug on Mum and Dad for six months,'...

Beckham camp, just a little confirms aide 0
simonjmr 4 years
Palin investigated by OFT for not declaring her weapons interests in her tweets 0
4ty2 4 years

her political statements will also get under scruteny by the advertising standards agency as they clealy promote the use of weapons, so the question is if she is sponsored and by whom...

Democrats to campaign on metaphor control. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

"Target", "shoot for", and "ass kick" will require a 72 hour cooling off period and a license...

Heathrow save from future snow chaos with celebs helping out "Big Society" style 0
4ty2 4 years

Kate Moss and Lady Gaga to take on a runway on their own

Dentists invent device to cancel out the sound of Nicky Campbell 3
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 4 years

An invention which cancels out the noise of Nicky Campbell could help people overcome their fear of a dental check-up, researchers say., For many, the sound of Nicky Campbell is a big cause of...