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You, me, a foreign looking gentleman and a rucksack… It’s TPIMs o’clock! 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Horse whisperer prosecuted for having sex with horse... 0
Doylem 4 years

Derek Woods, a Devon man described in court as “a loner, with a drink problem, who was unable to sustain a stable relationship”, has been found guilty of having sex with a horse. When asked about...

Skysport relent as rioting enters 5th day 4
Gerontius 4 years

Following 5 days of rioting on the streets of Egypt and with Tunisia in imminent meltdown, Skysport have finally bowed to pressure from protesters and agreed to reinstate presenters Andy Gray and...

John Nettles finally leaves Midsomer (population 0). 2
deskpilot3 4 years
Tennis match won by someone, probably foreign. 2
Ostsee 4 years
Fox News reports Egypt riots have left parts of the country in ruins 0
Dumbnews 4 years

Next G7 summit to be held online with new Skype group video feature 1
Dumbnews 4 years

Austerity measures may force some to withdraw due to the high $5/day fee...

Osborne considers axing fuel duty rise in marginal constituencies... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
George Osborne claims that he could launch financial turmoil "in 45 minutes". 0
deskpilot3 4 years
UK Economy risks StagFerence. 0
deskpilot3 4 years

That's stagnation and political indifference...

Students stil pissed about tuition fees: Cameron and Clegg still don't care. 1
deskpilot3 4 years
'Worst ever' January retail figures: returns of unwanted presents outstrip sales 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Losing UK entry selected for 2011 Eurovision. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

More on 14th May...

Egyptian riots preserve city in ruins 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Forest Sale Scam Shock! 0
Laurent Blanc 4 years

The sale of forest land has attracted opposition from unexpected quarters –, A Mr Gump, 49, said ‘Ah guess ah’ll have to find a new name… Devastation, maybe.’, Frodo Baggins,...

Sky News Election coverage named Best Drama at National Television Awards 0
Boarfunkel 4 years
England Cricket. Normal service resumed 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

After an interruption that upset many a pub regular, the England cricket team has found its losing form again. The, now joyous, locals at the Dog and Duck will have something to moan about who always...

Egyptians riot over pyramid schemes 2
bonjonelson 4 years

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Buddhist, on third reincarnation, pleads “Stop the world, I want to get off”... 1
Doylem 4 years
Schrodinger's coffin to be exhumed after physicists prove his theory correct. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years
After Mubarak blocks internet, Nile country now renamed Gypt 1
pinxit 4 years
Thora Hird finally arrives at gates of heaven on Stannah stairlift. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years
Egypt in uproar over Pyramid Selling Scandal. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Football fans create floral tribute to mourn the passing of Andy Gray's career 1
ronseal 4 years

Football fans showed their sensitive side with a spontaneous, Princess Diana style show of emotional incontinence, to mark the end of the broadcasting career of pundit Andy Gray., They queued up in...

Hi-tech gadgets struggle to find users with busy enough lives to use them 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Girl on girl cheating OK say half of boyfriends providing they let them video it 5
Ian Searle 4 years
Egyptians demand president who knows how to use Twitter 1
red 4 years

Embattled president of Egypt, Hosni Mubarak, has lost all remaining support among his people after making a speech on television about dissolving his cabinet when the vast majority of Egyptians only...

Egypt in shock government swap with Yemen 10
brownpaperreporter 4 years

President Mubarak today swapped the entire Egyptian government for that of the Yemen in an attempt to stave off the demands for his downfall "Its perfect" says Mubarak, "my people are seeing the...

Violent Egyptian protests turn peaceful 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Plumber Announces Fresh Strikes in Ongoing Dispute 10
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Self-employed Bolton plumber Dave North has today announced further strikes in an ongoing and increasingly bitter row with himself over pay and benefits. The row first started back in October when...