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Scientist finally prove that death will kill you. More soon. 0
martin2381 22.08.11 5:15pm
martin2381
Twitter Latest - Murray Not Boring Insists His Mum

Fresh from his ATP triumph in the Cincinnati Open yesterday, dour Scot and as some would have it British No.1, Andy Murray, was defended by his Mum on Twitter as not being in the least bit boring....

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Duff 22.08.11 4:17pm
Duff
No takers on Isle of White's 'asylum for anyone' offer 0
spoole2112 22.08.11 3:40pm
spoole2112
Wilsons of Sharrow to sponsor snuff movies 0
simonjmr 22.08.11 3:21pm
simonjmr
The Flashing Blade must sign the sex offenders list 2
simonjmr 23.08.11 11:19am
Ian Searle
New iPhone app tells you if it still works after being dropped 0
Dumbnews 22.08.11 2:57pm
Dumbnews
Michael Sheen to star as Andy Serkis in Michael Sheen biopic.

The BBC has announced today that supreme character actor Michael Sheen is to play Andy Serkis in a new film about the life and career of Michael Sheen. Serkis was unavailable to play himself in the...

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wallster 23.08.11 11:12am
jp1885
Man hit by ambulance raises possibility of other ironic accidents

After a man was hit by an ambulance resonding to an emergency call today, experts are warning that similarly ironic accidents are a real and present danger. A top government boffin has been quoted as...

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Spartan_Pig 22.08.11 2:42pm
Spartan_Pig
Lower order England Batsmen gripe "We don't get to have a bat - it's not fair!" 0
dvo4fun 22.08.11 2:35pm
dvo4fun
Growing Indian grain mountain seeks a silo 0
spoole2112 22.08.11 2:19pm
spoole2112
Peter Higgs nautical past clears up physics mystery

"I'd often have a few beers with my crew after returning to shore in the local hostelry and I must admit our conversations were quite loud. Often they'd be tales of the high seas on my ship the...

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flyerblade 22.08.11 12:59pm
flyerblade
Westminster Council to evict 70 year old looter's mother. 3
bonjonelson 22.08.11 3:36pm
charitynjw
70 year old Tesco shoplifter ashamed as he missed the 2 for 1 offer 0
itsokchaps 22.08.11 12:45pm
itsokchaps
Nigeria launches two satellites ...

Today Nigeria's flagship space programme, SCABAD was successfully launched. The satellites work as a pair, one to collect sort codes and the other bank account numbers. "SCABAD (Sort Code And Bank...

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flyerblade 22.08.11 12:43pm
flyerblade
Rebel Fighters Launch Giant Game Of Mouse Trap To Catch Gaddafi 0
thesplodge 22.08.11 12:32pm
thesplodge
Easyjet admit duty-free sales of "L'Eau de Depardieu" disappointing. 0
bonjonelson 22.08.11 11:57am
bonjonelson
Gaddafi offers to return al-Megrahi to Scotland in return for political asylum 0
Tammy Flugh 22.08.11 11:50am
Tammy Flugh
Isle of Wight refusing to recognise Libyan rebels 0
TerribleTim 22.08.11 11:41am
TerribleTim
Cameron Cockahoop At Allies Victory In Libya

A jubilant David Cameron was scarcely able to contain his excitement earlier this morning during a press conference that had been hastily called to discuss the overthrow of Libyan dictator, Colonel...

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Duff 22.08.11 11:33am
Duff
Fantasy Football manager to get opportunity to manage Blackburn

Blackburn today have announced that Steve Kean will be sacked immediately as managaer following the diasterous start to the 2011 / 12 Premiership season. The Indian poultry and pharmaceutical giants...

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simonjmr 20.03.13 4:21pm
Midfield Diamond
Gaddafi to become X-factor judge, Simon Cowell to be become Libyan Dictator

Which country gets the worst deal?...

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whickerman 22.08.11 11:09am
whickerman
Mario Balotelli becomes first footballer to 'do a Depardieu'.

The popular craze of Planking is now considered second division by Premier League footballers. Being papped lying face down in unusual locations and 'sharing your plank' on U Tube is no longer the...

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rebel not taken 22.08.11 11:09am
rebel not taken
Cameron appeals for "calm" so he can at least finish one holiday this year

David Cameron has today called for “calm” throughout the world and at home, after yet another holiday was interrupted so he could return to London to chair a meeting of the National Security...

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simonjmr 22.08.11 6:02pm
rikkor
Asked why Fabregas hasn’t been replaced Wenger claims he didn’t see him leave 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 23.08.11 7:26pm
dvo4fun
Gaddafi to peform "My Way" on Libyan state TV

Libyan State TV has announced that Colonel Gaddafi will perform the Sinatra hit live later today. He will then reaffirm his vow to fight to the death shortly before disappearing into his specially...

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grottymonty 22.08.11 7:33am
grottymonty
New iPhone app gives honest opinion on Starbucks' coffee. 1
Ostsee 22.08.11 7:45am
Griffin
USA declares war on Gaddafi regime.

Couldn’t resist it...

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be reasonable 22.08.11 6:52pm
sharpehuntersmanylogins
Libyan Rebels were tagged at Gadaffi's Palace with NATO forces 0
Dumbnews 22.08.11 4:44am
Dumbnews
Investors reject new idea for website for not being dumb enough 0
Dumbnews 22.08.11 1:05am
Dumbnews
New iPhone app calculates calories from the pictures of your food 2
Dumbnews 22.08.11 11:31pm
Jammydodgers