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Bercoe Barred From Parliament..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.."It's a travesty of justice!" he exclaims...

Cambridge win boat race... 2
riesler 4 years

following re-count using alternative boat system...

Basketball match stopped by police after tip-off. More soon. 0
MC One R 4 years
Perturbed Poppins set to take on Frost in world's first nanny-off 2
Screenie 4 years

The world's most famous Nanny, Mary Poppins, is furious at 'Supernanny' Jo Frost's self imposed title. 'Supernanny?' she questioned incredulously, 'She's usually carrying around a massive bag, but...

Drama in the Lake District as a family from Manchester kidnap an alpaca 0
Basil_B 4 years

News from the Lake District today reported the rather bizzare theft of a alpaca from an alpaca farm just outside Penrith in Cumbria., The alpaca was taken by a family on a day visit to the farm from...

Thousands combust as giant fiery sky-ball manifests overhead. 0
Worth 4 years
Nick Clegg celebrates "Liberal party flight of fancy" ahead of local elections 0
simonjmr 4 years
Celebritiy Community Split Over AV 1
thisisall1word 4 years
Fortune Magazine profiles the Finger Point 50 - the planet's top blame shifters 0
ronseal 4 years
Michael O'Leary to become Manchester United's consultant speech therapist 1
Griffin 4 years
Level 42 reunion tour of Japan sparks mass evacuation 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Fix allegations at IAEA sweepstake after Fukishiima suddenly amended to "7". 0
MC One R 4 years
Oops, just re-read the NIB. Someone's already done this! 0
ronseal 4 years

. Come on, move along, there's nothing to see here...

Coalition admits the thousands of new jobs in the regions will only pay expenses 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Oxford Chancellor slams Conservative Party for only having one black woman MP 0
simonjmr 4 years
Archbishop refuses to switch doors to manual 3
NewSuburbanDad 4 years

Rowan Williams confirmed last night he'd turned down a "five-figure donation to the organ fund" in return for intoning  "This is your sky pilot speaking. Please watch the  following safety...

PM Brands 'All Anglican' Monarchy a Disgrace 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The PM singled out the Monarchy for criticism when he accused elite institutions of having a "terrible record" of opening up to people of other faiths. A spokesman from the palace said it was...

Metropolitan Police Votes to Keep Uniforms 0
thisisall1word 4 years

The Metropolitan Police has voted against allowing its officer to wear non-uniforms this coming term. Many officers had claimed that the uniform was "naff" and "stopping us being individuals and...

Oxford To Review Intake Policy After Afro-Carribean Found Attending Uni 0
thisisall1word 4 years
...nal From Owners. Breaking News. Moustachioed American Seeking To Grab Arse... 0
thisisall1word 4 years
 NHS consultation translates "tory scum" into 37 new languages 0
NewSuburbanDad 4 years

The Department of Health confirmed yesterday  that foreign language submissions to the consultation on NHS reform had sparked a "comparative translation goldmine unknown since we found the Rosetta...

Just to give Britain a medal chance, bottling it to be made an Olympic Sport 6
Basil_B 4 years

Lord Sebastian Coe announced today a new sport proposed for next years Olympics which has been created with the express purpose of giving the host nation a medal chance. 'The sport "bottling it" is...

Working class man fires self from cannon-"I'll show you upwardly mobile Clegg!" 0
Batmankoff 4 years
Andy Murray, Tim Henman and Lewis Hamilton sue Rory McIlroy for copyright theft 0
antharrison 4 years
Banker found dead with épée in rectum was 'ring-fenced' say police. 1
pinxit 4 years
Coots demand 'just for men' on the NHS... 0
be reasonable 4 years
Country & Western Rap star given imipramine for his hoe-down... 0
be reasonable 4 years

more obscure drugs soon...

30th anniversary of Brixton riots to be celebrated with full-scale re-enactment 6
OllieP 4 years

Lambeth Council have announced they will commemorate the 30th anniversary of the terrifying scenes witnessed at the Brixton riots with a full-scale re-enactment. The riot will be the centre-piece of...

Warren G calls for increased regulation in the Banking sector 0
Batmankoff 4 years

At the meeting of the International Hip-Hop And Gangsta Rap Economic Conference, ghetto economist Warren G has called for more safeguards to be implemented to prevent any future failure in the...

Prince William and Kate Middelton to pupate until Royal Wedding Day 0
4 years

Royal couple-to-be Prince William and Kate Middelton have today announed that they intend to follow Royal tradition and pupate for a short period of time until the day of their wedding comes about. ...