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Missing origami expert turns himself in. More soon. 4
deskpilot3 4 years
Cameron and Hague urged US forces rescue of Chilean miners 1
roybland 4 years
Osborne denies plan to upstage Halloween 0
roybland 4 years
Max Clifford still waiting for a call from Chilean miners 0
roybland 4 years
Chilean miners told to send the coal up first. 6
MADJEZ 4 years

An accountant for the Chilean mining company said ‘33 miners at 12 hrs a shift for 67 days, we’re expecting a bumper load of coal. It’ll take at least a week to get it all up here. If the shaft...

US in contact with key insurgents: Timpsons request temporary ceasefire 0
therustler 4 years

Mortice soon. Yale, 'nother couple of hours...

Liverpool owners want highest bidder so place club on eBay 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

1 team only, no reserves...

Academy school, EasyGirls, has regrets over franchise deal. 1
the coarse whisperer 4 years
French speaking dog posts in internet chat room... 5
be reasonable 4 years
"' Elf and safety Bans the Queen and Prince Charles" 0
Kazytc 4 years

Amidst the ever increasing political correctness, of the United Kingdom, a pensioner by the name of Jean Taffy-Thomas, living in council run, sheltered accommodation, in Scatty Park, Swansea, has...

Man no longer sees motorway commute as symbol of human futility, destructiveness 0
la maga 4 years

After seven and a half years of the same daily commute along the M11 between London and Bishops Stortford, and of seeing it as symbolic of the destructiveness and crushing futility of human...

Commonwealth Games Headlines 0
whickerman 4 years

Commonwealth Games Headlines Tortoise come last in 100m final, admits tactics backfired. Existential crisis for weightlifter. “I lift the weight up, I then put it down. I then lift a slightly...

World’s Strongest Man Competition to be Drug tested. 0
whickerman 4 years

Organisers have bowed to pressure and have announced that from now there will be stringent drug tests during strong man competitions., Competitors will be tested and if for example their...

Firthbook launched for people who wish to follow the careers of Peter and Colin 0
simonjmr 4 years
Liverpool FC receive another top offer 0
custard cream 4 years

The bidding war for Liverpool FC took another unexpected turn today, when chairman Martin Broughton announced a rival bid from a new consortium. "I am pleased to say that a three man consortium...

Chilean miners may be disappointed by reunion with their WAGs 0
simonjmr 4 years

"Being confined for over 60 days, psychologically they will have romanticised their relationships and images of their loved ones - unfortunately they will have a rude awakening when the come out -...

Chilean Miners said to be "climbing over themselves" to greet rescue capsule. 1
simonjmr 4 years
Simon Cowel rushes to Chile to organize live TV mine eviction show. Vote now! 1
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

Netto to Offer Other Supermarket Named Bags to Save Embarrassment 2
IABP 4 years

Netto is to offer other supermarket named bags to save the embarrassment of shopping there as more and more people start to feel the affects of the government's cuts. People usually bring their own...

William Hague "assumed Chuck Norris was leading hostage rescue" 1
bonjonelson 4 years

William Hague responded angrily this morning to criticism that he really should have known better than to let American special forces "have a go" at rescuing a British hostage in Afghanistan. "When...

US and Russian military reveal blow-up weapons 2
Sinnick 4 years

Under US Freedom of Information directives concerning the Cold War 50 years ago, the US Defense Department has today revealed a Top Secret collaboration with president Kruschev of the former Soviet...

Google tests car that drives itself 1
Deimos 4 years (Kind of an obvious one but I could not resist)...

Ed Elasticband Benefits Millionaires with Free Children 0
Kazytc 4 years

The leader of the labour Party, Ed Elasticband MP, has announced today, that he is going to give all millionaires free children, as a new form, of child benefit, amidst criticising David Cameron, for...

Bid to stem flow of toxic sludge fails, as Daily Mail hits streets again 2
Scroat 4 years
Radio 4 consumer affairs programme... 4
be reasonable 4 years

to be modified to reflect the true attitude of corporate Britain to the consumer. The programme, which will only be broadcast on long-wave, at 2.30 a.m., will be re-named 'screw you and up-yours'...

Oxbridge reintroduce butlers for all students as tuition fee limits lifted 6
la maga 4 years
Details of new Bond Film budget cuts leaked. 1
gaijintendo 4 years

The financial crisis' first victim, the new Bond film is finally started shooting after months of delays. In order to redress the funding issues, the new script is significantly more political, and...

Energy efficient devices responsible for prolonged recession 1
simonjmr 4 years

Campaigners today have outlined that energy efficient devices, light bulbs and domestic appliances have prolonged the current recession. "These devices are removing valuable spends from the economy,...

Hock eye 0
jock 4 years

'Park bench Tennants association', Tee hee...

Germaine Greer said rapists should be named and shamed ,so she has a chance 0
arrghgarry 4 years

of getting some...