Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
Nil-by-mouth patient granted supper injection 2
4 years
LOCOG to use AV for Olympic tickets ballot 1
Mrblacker 4 years

People who have requested tickets for Olympic events that are over-subscribed, will have fresh tickets allocated to them using the alternative vote system, the London Organising Committee for the...

Rio Ferdinand demands next stalker not to look like a man in drag 0
simonjmr 4 years
Clarkson denies being 'on that bombshell'. 2
MADJEZ 4 years
New US show Guantanamo Baywatch criticised for simulating drowning 5
Qoxiivi 4 years

The pilot for new body-boarding-meets-water-boarding show, Guantanamo Baywatch, has been roundly slammed for a number of simulated drowning scenes in its opening episode. Created to show the lighter...

Rio Ferdinand stalker found to be 'just a really zealous defender'... 0
be reasonable 4 years
Marvel Admits New "Thor" Motion Picture Their First Bid at Weather Control 0
bannedlibrary 4 years

Marvel Studios, maker of such hit films as "Iron Man" and "Iron Man 2," have admitted to press officials this week that their new "Thor" movie was their first bid at controlling the global climate. ...

Banks apologize for failure to pull-off £6billion insurance scam 0
roybland 4 years

Britain's banks have expressed their regret that they failed to rip-off three million customers who were mis-sold payment protection insurance.,  , 'We admit we're not perfect', a spokesman for...

British Gas: bills could go up. 0
be reasonable 4 years

More news: Nick Clegg not very popular, sources reveal...

Farmers welcome lack of rain as opportunity to have a good whinge 0
roybland 4 years

Britain's farmers have welcomed the lack of rainfall as a heaven sent opportunity to have a prolonged whinge.,  , 'It's just what we need', said Joe Hartley, a farmer for thirty-years. 'What with...

Well Known Supernatural Being and Carpenters Wife Take Out Superinjuction 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Really Great Pub on Crossroads No longer Able To Advertise 0
thisisall1word 4 years

(5, 10), etc...

Escort stuck a ***** up Mr *******'s ****, nation speculates 0
4 years
Isle of Wight man reveals secret double-life as a lollypop attendant 0
antharrison 4 years

Cyril Evans, a 67 year old retired local government officer, has shocked his family and friends by revealing that in addition to being the honary treasurer of Ventnor bowls club, he has led a secret...

'Good Housekeeping' attack on Bin Laden wives 3
roybland 4 years

Osama Bin Laden's wives are strongly criticized in this month's 'Good Housekeeping' magazine for their poor housekeeping skills.,  , 'The lounge where he watched the television was a complete...

All Channel four's current programming to be replaced with a single series 0
Screenie 4 years

The new series, which will run continuously for 24 hours apart from the 20 hours of adverts, is called: I'm an X factory worker but now I'm a celebrity, there's one born every minute but I'm a...

Dr Who Fans to Go to Samoa for Time Travel 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years
Beckham has late meal in Clapham... 2
be reasonable 4 years

due to supper in junction misunderstanding...

Raunchy Rihanna video sparks new guidance... 0
be reasonable 4 years

'You've just got to see this one!', say censors...

Sir Alex Ferguson launches new 'Stand-up' career 0
antharrison 4 years

Sir Alex Ferguson, manager of Manchester United, has announced that he will retire from football at the end of the season to embark on a new career as a stand-up comic. "I've always dreamt of being...

Isle of Wight to jump back in time by one day. 0
tonyhill 4 years

Following the announcement SAMOA is to move forward one day the IOW today announced it is to go back one day in time. In fact we may choose to do this every week...

Swiss Secret Services deny using snowboarding as interrogation technique 5
bonjonelson 4 years
Shakin' Stevens to be new front man for Parkinson's Disease Charity 0
Pinhead 4 years
US promises to flush out Bin Laden's number two 6
Skylarking 4 years
Large coil of copper wire granted super induction 1
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

BBC to show boulangerie procedural "Waking the bread" 0
simonjmr 4 years
Obese mathematician suffering from Pi retention 0
simonjmr 4 years
Obama asks why it took so long to find Bin Laden?Pakistan blame faulty sat nav 0
Basil_B 4 years
Repeat Bin Laden style video threats thwarted as terror cameras dismantled. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Unhappy gin drinker demands juniper inspection 2
4 years

Ok, I admit I'm bored...