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Earth's "twin planet" discovered to be cosmic dustbin

The rocky planet the same size as the Earth, which was today discovered orbiting a star like our sun, has proved on closer investigation to be a vast dumping ground for planetary rubbish. High...

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Son of Barnabas 21.12.11 4:01pm
Son of Barnabas
Queen Christmas Address to repeatedly remind nation of what she did during WW2 1
thisisall1word 21.12.11 3:15pm
thisisall1word
Piers Morgan involved in latest foot & mouth outbreak. 0
DiY 21.12.11 2:49pm
DiY
Suarez denies looking forward to a white Christmas. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 21.12.11 2:06pm
dominic_mcg
Al Qaeda Christmas message criticizes West for lack of decent targets. More soon 0
dominic_mcg 21.12.11 1:53pm
dominic_mcg
Kim Jong-Un successor already named as Kim Jong-Zero 0
butagirl 21.12.11 12:29pm
butagirl
Piers Morgan wins Boss of the Year award for his hands off management style

Easy going public schoolboy Piers Hughe-Morgan was not your archetypal tabloid newspaper editor. He hadn't got a clue what 95 per cent of his staff did at any one time, he suffers from a chronic...

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ronseal 21.12.11 11:52am
ronseal
Toys R US announces appointment of new Glowball Marketing Manager 0
ronseal 21.12.11 11:51am
ronseal
Suarez says ban is "typical of the English". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 21.12.11 11:39am
dominic_mcg
More High St woe as broker issues Thorntons almond marzipan chocolate warning 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.12.11 10:29am
Duncan Biscuit
French breast implants downgraded to triple D status 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.12.11 10:28am
Duncan Biscuit
Government borrowing falls £2.3bn after Eric Pickles cancels lunch 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.12.11 10:27am
Duncan Biscuit
Despite visiting RELATE, separated Warsaw couple still Poles apart 3
Smart Alex 21.12.11 9:42am
dvo4fun
UK to develop home-grown "European style" tourist attractions

In the latest attempt to distance the UK from Europe, the Government has announced that a range of tourist attractions will be renamed or redeveloped to imitate European sights. The intention is to...

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Son of Barnabas 21.12.11 9:22am
dvo4fun
Oliver Hardy impersonators urged not to rest on their Laurels 2
DorsetBoy 21.12.11 9:17am
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Daily Mail: "Being tiny dictator on a train gives you heart failure"

More details to follow...

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apepper 21.12.11 8:55am
Son of Barnabas
Santa disappointment as Ventnor pensioner becomes Korean leader

Children at Ventnor’s annual Christmas Fayre were left in tears today when told that Father Christmas had called off his scheduled appearance. It was no consolation when they found out the unlikely...

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Son of Barnabas 21.12.11 8:49am
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bonjonelson 21.12.11 8:49am
Son of Barnabas
OJ Borg recaptured by Madame Tussauds 1
Dickens or Shakespeare 21.12.11 8:22am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Thai floating market stock rises 30% in recent floods

This may no longer be topical...

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gaijintendo 21.12.11 12:58am
DorsetBoy
Weekend at Bon Jovi's prove rocker still alive claim short sighted party goers 0
thisisall1word 20.12.11 11:30pm
thisisall1word
Sculpture 'stolen for scrap' NB apologise for 'artwork's crap' headline.

More trypoes soon...

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MADJEZ 20.12.11 9:51pm
MADJEZ
Earth sized planet spotted..... approaching Earth from a Galaxy far far away.

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/7/71/DSI_hdapproach.jpg...

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MADJEZ 20.12.11 9:38pm
MADJEZ
Pulitzer Prize winner Piers Morgan hits out at tabloid journalism.

More holier than thou testimony soon...

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MADJEZ 20.12.11 9:31pm
MADJEZ
Berlusconi collection to be sold at Christies

Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has announced that he will be selling his private collection of prostitutes' calling cards, which he has been collecting from phoneboxes in major...

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Username 20.12.11 8:33pm
dvo4fun
Kim Jong merrily on high - A Korean Khristmas Karol

(To the tune of Ding Dong merrily on high) Kim Jong-Il now has died,, In North Korea they're crying,, Kim Jong-un now will try,, To keep his army fighting....

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Perks 20.12.11 8:23pm
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Piers Morgan triumph as 20 members of Leveson enquiry double his TV audience

Piers Morgan's video link appearance before the Leveson enquiry has broken all records for viewers of the former tabloid editor. Justice Leveson was asked why Morgan hadn't been required to attend in...

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apepper 20.12.11 8:19pm
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Leveson enquiry to be retitled 'Piers Morgans Lie Stories' 0
Ian Searle 20.12.11 8:14pm
Ian Searle
Referees Introduced to Ensure that Riots are Run to Government Rules

The Home Affairs Committee investigating behaviour of rioters and the police during the summer is to introduce rules and referees to manage future riots in the UK. To quote from the report summary,...

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Immunis 20.12.11 6:44pm
dvo4fun
"It's de location that counts!" Says Channel 4's Phil Spencer

The state of the UK economy has dictated a re-think of Channel 4's flagship property-porn programme 'Relocation, Relocation', which becomes 'Delocation, Delocation' in 2012. There had been numerous...

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dvo4fun 20.12.11 6:38pm
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