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Junction hobos call halt to ‘shouting at traffic’ strategy 1
malgor 4 years

WASH, the Worldwide Association of Street Hobos, announced today that it was ending its programme of ‘getting the message across to traffic’ and will begin the withdrawal of ‘brave, frontline...

Jasmine Revolution fails to progress beyond Egypt as name is "too poofy" 2
Nick McCarr 4 years

Media considers renaming it "Old Spice" Revolution...

Scientists defrost last remaining piece of Christmas cake from the 80s 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Online crime map nicked 1
Zadok the second 4 years

The Home Office today confirmed that their latest technological marvel in the fight against crime and illegal activity – an online map of crime hotspots – has been stolen. “This is just...

Three police dogs reported as working undercover at Battersea Dogs' Home. 1
Tammy Flugh 4 years
Disappointment as Cameron realises that the headline says "£50m for Torres". 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Lake Windermere to be filled in, to solve chronic car-parking problem... 0
Doylem 4 years
"Internet running out of stupid usernames", says Doylem... 2
SugarTits69 4 years
"Internet running out of stupid usernames", says sugartits69... 5
Doylem 4 years
Walking can boost your memory. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

Although a researcher admitted that the results may change once they locate and interview the ones who couldn't find their way home...

Scally Boys Go Bad 0
lennon 4 years

Jannine and Luke are adoptive parents with a tragic tale. Twenty years ago they adopted two beautiful children and were planning to give them a new life with them. It seems perfect, Janine said, it...

Functionality of all Apple products captured in one device, a Netbook 7
Dumbnews 4 years

And it plays Flash...

Government Slush funds to be frozen..... 1
AndyOverhead 4 years
Topic of next G190 summit, "Social Networking for Dictators" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
The Anarchists’ Walking Guide (£9.99, Outlaw Press), on sale today... 2
Doylem 4 years

There are so many walking books on sale these days, featuring walks for the young, the old, the inexperienced and infirm. However, writer Jack Carrion reckons to have found a gap in an overcrowded...

Online map creates new crime hotspots... 0
Doylem 4 years

The Home Office’s new online maps can pinpoint the streets where the incidence of crime is particularly high. Another feature of the interactive map, not widely publicised as yet, is being able to...

Jordan has one boob replaced 0
Erlang 4 years

King Abdullah hopes this pacifies street protest...

China TV shows Footage of new Time Machine 1
AndyOverhead 4 years

Chinese Television has broadcast footage of what it claims is the scientific breakthrough of the century, clearly demonstrating the superiority of Chinese technology. Footage of the successful...

A study says Labradors can sniff out cancer making it easier to get a Lab Report 2
Ian Searle 4 years

But a Cat Scan will still be extra...

Mis-selling of Andy Carroll referred to Trading Standards... 0
Doylem 4 years

Kenny Dalglish and the Liverpool board are hoping to take advantage of the statutory seven-day ‘cooling-off period’, following their rushed, last-minute purchase of Andy Carroll from Newcastle....

Oz stunned as Emerald City Council stops funding Lollypop League to save money 5
Ian Searle 4 years
Mubarak auctions Egyptian cabinet 0
simonjmr 4 years
Mubarak promises to change his ways after seeking therapy from Dr. Phil 0
Dumbnews 4 years
New Police.UK crime website reporting theft of £35million in the Liverpool area 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Boots DNA kit, budget version, just asks “where was Russell Brand that night?” 0
Doylem 4 years
Shop Worker Unfazed By Man's Condom Demands 5
jampot 4 years

A shop worker was left unshaken yesterday after a man repeatedly asked her for condoms. Sheila Abbas, 24, was working on the check-out at Tesco Express in Dunkirk Road, Chiswick, when a man entered...

Abramovich says "I wanted restaurants" after paying £50m "For Nando's". 0
seymour totti 4 years
Egyptian "Big Society" experiment "not a great success", claims Mubarak. 0
bonjonelson 4 years

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“Presenters just cunt stop saying ‘cunt’”, says presenter. “Bugger”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Latest budget news shows coming of age cut to 13 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

In an attempt to stimulate the economy, the coming of age will be reduced from 18 to 13. Also following complaints from pubs that too many of them are shutting down, those reaching 13 will be allowed...