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Japanese robots to boost UK police 0
Geoff 3 years

Following the swinging cuts to police budgets, a delegation of senior police officers have travelled to Japan to investigate a new innovation in crime fighting robots that could cut crime...

Newsflash...Newsflash...Fabio quits FA for BP 0
jayjay22 3 years

After his Beckham Fau Par, Fabio Capello has quit as England coach for a top level PR job with BPHe issued his first press release this morning and he is already in trouble."Cheer up people of...

Met officers face assault charges after rain batters northern UK 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Met Officers face assault charges 3
dazchief 3 years

Outrage as Suzanne Charlton, Francis Wilson and John Kettley go on drunken rampage through London...

Call for video technology to verify German growth was over the 2% line 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
MoD staff fear cost review will be a Fox in a chicken coop 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Bomb squad called in to defuse website ticker 0
dicky37 3 years

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Scientist says trek to record remote Inuit culture is prelude to IoW holiday 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sir Philip Green’s savings review suggests UK becomes resident in Monaco 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Biography claims 'troubled' Marillion singer Fish repeatedly expelled from shoal 0
dicky37 3 years

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Sophie Dahl exposes dyslexia of grandfather author Ronald 0
dicky37 3 years

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1940s revival craze grips France, hundreds of Roma rounded up to be "deported" 1
rickwestwell 3 years

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We never use the stupid bloody things, admits Swiss army 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Star Trek to upgrade on board live videocasts technology with Skype 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Science fiction movies face threat of extinction from rise of cyberspace reality 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Scots to challenge for Land Speed record.... 1
dazchief 3 years

Last orders to be called at 10.30...

Dogging traffic warden praised for maintaining work-life balance 11
Barrel o Biscuits 3 years

Colin Chalmers, voted Britain's top traffic warden for his dedication to duty by working unpaid after normal hours, has revealed that the secret of his success is to combine his job with his...

As Pea plant grows inside man's lung... 0
dazchief 3 years We ask Mr S Nowman if he will be operating to remove the carrot sticking out of his head...

Hosepipe ban still in force in Pakistan... 0
dazchief 3 years

No comment from United Utilities...

Haiti to be twinned with Kenya West... 0
dazchief 3 years

or rather Wycleaf Jean to duet with Kanye West...

All New Crystal Maze set is out of control 0
dazchief 3 years

Channel 5's attempt to bring back Crystal Maze has been a besieged by problems. The programme, currently being developed in Pakistan, has had a major problem with the Flood Zone...

Jamie Oliver Sentenced to 14 years in Cardigan Bay for Being Crap 0
mugwump 3 years
'Resealable' tab inventor to be prosecuted under Trade Descriptions Act 17
dicky37 3 years

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kanye West comes to the sad conclusion that liposuction does not make you 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Radio 4 Reporter Sacked for Interviewing Inarticulate Person of Northern Origin 2
mugwump 3 years
Man goes there and does it again after growing too large for original t-shirt 2
jp1885 3 years
Coroner slams photographs of suicide girl: "they're not as good as lolcats". 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Hospital waiting list time raised to a 'realistic' 20 years 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

David Cameron announced today that he could guarantee that many people could expect to have a hospital appointment within 20 years of referral. He appreciated that treatment might take a little...

Grouse hopeful of surprise result in annual Glorious 12th clash 6
ramblesnake 3 years

‘The Grouse Beaters have won every year so far.’ Said Pete Peckham the Grouse team captain, who plays on the wing. ‘In fact we normally get slaughtered, but me and the lads are game for a good...

Police call Ghostbusters after fears of poltergeist violence against prisoners 0
la maga 3 years

After a spate of violent attacks on suspects or prisoners while in the vicinity of police officers and police cells, none of which can be attributed to any officer - according to the police involved,...