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Quite large homeless sheep to sell magazines: 8
ramblesnake 4 years

'The Biggish Ewe'...

Kobe Bryant regrets being associated with the video game "rape that Bitch" 0
arrghgarry 4 years

he now wishes he had used the word woman or room help ,in retrospect Bitch is a nasty name to call your love interest...

Ireland having "second thoughts" about Partition. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Penguins behind coup attempt in Madagascar 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
46 Year Old Fat Bald Man Knows Eva Longoria Would Be Happy If She Dated Him 4
IABP 4 years
Undiscovered Vivaldi sonatas "Farmhouse" and "Meat Feast" found in archive. 4
tl72uk 4 years
Ian Duncan Smith clarifies Commons slip over benefit data 0
MC One R 4 years

Following his slip in the Commons that figures from a website were quoted as the "official" statistics, IDS has been forced to make it quite clear that all government statistics are of course copied...

Olympic stadium "nearly ready for 2004" says Greek spokesman. More soon. 0
MC One R 4 years
Inventor of camera that can take pictures round a corner is a moron 0
MC One R 4 years

My camera can take a picture round a corner - I just turn it round. Not only that, it can go left or right. Piece of piss...

William & Kate to take part in BBC3's "Don't Tell The Bride". 0
tl72uk 4 years
Wiltshire Police Sergeant to coach “The Apprentice” failed candidates 1
hero2zero 4 years

Rumours abound that Sgt. Mark Andrews will be hired to train contestants in the hit show to proffer excuses over failed tasks, following his successful appeal against his six month prison sentence...

Berkshire crime scene marked by a blue circle 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Affordable housing "within every persons grasp" says Minister 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Irish Jokes about the English Put Smile back in Dublin 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'Did you hear about the Englishmen who put money in our banks? They lost the lot'...

Obscurity to Close Ports as It's Now too Full of Failed Reality TV Contestants 0
IABP 4 years
IRA to Open Bank 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'We've been doing it all wrong. Instead of robbing banks we should open one then Governments will just give us billions no matter how badly we do. Its the perfect scam."...

Screaming Lord Talks of "Curmudgeonly World View" 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

"That fact that one has done a bit of time in the old pokey shouldn't be a barrier to voting on law making decisions. If you haven't been inside you haven't lived". He also expressed his considered...

Deposed heads of state to be offered "coup and soup" in new international treaty 0
simonjmr 4 years
Eight Legs of Venison for £50 was 'Too Dear' says Meat-lover 7
De-scribe 4 years
White van courier criticised as customers still await delivery of man in a sack. 3
MADJEZ 4 years
Wiltshire Policeman wins Strictly appeal case 1
Erlang 4 years

Sgt Mark Andrews, of Wiltshire Police today won his appeal to be re-instated to BBC show Strictly Come Dancing. The Sgt had previously been removed from the show for "rough handling" of his dance...

Tony Blair reverts back to Protestant despite donating millions to 0
arrghgarry 4 years

the Vatican discovering he cannot become Pope...

‘Someone’s grandmother’ to be next England manager 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years

Another woeful performance by the England football team has prompted the Football Association to announce that it will be looking to appoint ‘someone’s grandmother’ to replace Fabio Capello...

Long term unemployed to be reclassified as Freelance Government Administrators 0
simonjmr 4 years

Applicants must complete and sign papaerwork every two weeks in their assigned Government office to receive their benefits package. More soon...

Sarah Palin says she could beat Obama at Mud Wrestling 3
Grover 4 years

Reality TV star, former Alaskan Governor, and internationally regarded nutcase Sarah Palin has announced that she could beat Barrack Obama in a mud wrestling contest. "I'm engaged in the internal...

Seatbeltless Vince Black was an advocate of being thrown 0
arrghgarry 4 years

clear from the car in the event of accident .Today he was thrown clear and went threw the warehouse door of Britax`s testing facility and was unfortunately tangled in a gaggle of seatbelts.Britax...

Protesting cattle demand to be herd. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Chilean President vows to free trapped antimatter 0
exigo 4 years
Cannabis growers double next years production as Prince Harry organises stag-do. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Albuquerque pathologists urge parking wardens not to give up their day jobs 0
Basil_B 4 years

after failing to spot dead body in car while they were busy clamping and ticketing it...