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Ed Miliband to be superceded by Ed Microband leadership technology 0
flyerblade 4 years

Labour party needs a higher energy leader to form government. Critics argue dangers of moving the party to the far "infra-Ed". Proponents say question time will get more throughput with a higher...

Police replace stolen art paintings with copies 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Chile accused of taking Rebirthing Therapy 'a step too far' 0
xl5 4 years

Taking rebirthing fad to this extreme may do more psychological harm than good...

Chile to open new theme park in 2011 0
flyerblade 4 years

Main ride features a 622m vertical drop...

Doug mcclure ecstatic at rescue from Chilean mine and giant reptilian monsters 2
Iamthestig 4 years
Chile: Bijou Residence, Tall Chimney Feature, Would Suit Large Family 4
IABP 4 years

$134,000 CLP P.C.M., Vacant...

Tragic irony as rescued miners killed by falling tree 1
rickwestwell 4 years
Sauron to run for President 5
Zadok the second 4 years

Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor and Nameless Enemy has announced his plans to stand for President of the United States. In a statement released from the Dark Tower yesterday, he said he will abandon...

Coleen and Clancey admit 'bagging an ugly one' has backfired 0
Moggsy 4 years

Betrayed WAGs Coleen Rooney and Abbey Clancey have expressed their dismay that a relationship with an ugly footballer has not guaranteed fidelity. 'I know Wayne had that dabble with the granny,'...

Theif robs carpet shop but ends up with the worthless half of the 50% off stock 4
Basil_B 4 years
Dr Who warns of ‘real and credible’ threat of UK attack by Cybermen 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Mail privatisation bill publication delayed after Jess the Cat spills milk on it 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Ed Miliband begins work on rescuing 57 Lib Dem MPs trapped deep in the coalition 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Consumer confidence rushed to hospital after big fall 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Chilean miners believe rescuers are 'just winding them up'. More soon. 1
malgor 4 years
Cable removes cap on the number of principles he is prepared to abandon 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Devil agrees to trial community sentences 1
ianslat 4 years

Prince of Darkness The Devil has today confirmed that he will consider imposing non-custodial sentences for dead sinners as an alternative to eternal damnation in Hell. The announcement comes...

Stable hand pleads guilty to three counts of grooming. 2
Mary 4 years

A stable hand has been accused of three counts of grooming at Manchester Crown Court yesterday. Terence Malloy, a 48 year old bachelor from Winsford in Cheshire described in graphic detail how he had...

Rescue shaft sealed as celebrations for 32 miners gets underway 0
Nobby Holder 4 years
Chilean desert ordeal ends as journalists are winched to safety 0
Oxbridge 4 years

It was the miracle the watching world had scarcely dared dream about. But finally, yesterday, a ghastly ordeal came to an end as a group of 68 stranded journalists were airlifted away from their...

Family sells least intelligent child for sibling's university fees. More soon 0
Moggsy 4 years
Vatican braced for fresh scandal on news of minors escaping crypt 0
TerribleTim 4 years
Trapped miners ask rescuers to send down more pit ponies as theirs are full. 0
wallster 4 years

More, while U wait...

Entire Chilean labour force rescued from Pinochet-era labour laws 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Union rights and collective bargaining restored as the world celebrates. U.S. Ambassador to address Reconciliation Assembly about back pay and holiday entitlements...

(REPOST) Chilean miners told to send the gold up first. 11
MADJEZ 4 years

An accountant for the Chilean mining company said ‘33 miners at 12 hrs a shift for 67 days, we’re expecting a bumper load of gold & copper. It’ll take at least a week to get it all up here....

Courteney Cox upset that her estranged husband , David Arquette has a fling 0
arrghgarry 4 years

with bar maid , David Arquette reminds her that they were on a break...

Gay Chilean miner refuses to "come out". 2
Nick McCarr 4 years

(edited to make more gooderer)...

Businessman chokes on Miss Adventure 0
Kazytc 4 years

In the pursuit of a retirement thrill, a businessman from Ashcloud, Derbyshire UK, has been reduced to ashes.. Lionel Whipster aged 61, died when his S & M collar strangled him, whilst he was...

Cliff fall man's 'HELP!' may have been a cry for help, inquest hears. More soon 5
malgor 4 years
Injunction threat for actor who plays Top Gear character the Clarkson 5
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

John Potter, the ex Army tank commander recently outed as the man who plays The Clarkson character in BBC's show Top Gear, has been threatened with an injunction by the BBC. The show's bosses are...