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Two year old who smoked cannabis ‘made a hash of it’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Pope says use of immigration cap would be immoral and unnatural 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Sunday Times to apologise for pejorative synonym to Clare Recedinghairline 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Lennon killer refused parole until he agrees to put Noel Edmonds on death list. 0
Stan Laurel 4 years
Cheering children disappointed to find Popemobile didn't actually sell ice cream 4
Chip Paper 4 years
MOD to replace Trident with web link to Smethwick Advertiser 0
Nobby Holder 4 years

After consultation with MOD officials the government has agreed to scrap Trident as the UKs number one military defence deterrent and will instead go ahead with plans to link The Smethwick Advertiser...

Aliens may suffer from irritable bowel syndrome , scientists warn 0
Gary Stanton 4 years

Scientists working in the field of exobiology believe that alien life forms would have evolved along similar lines to human beings and share basic anatomical features, including a digestive tract and...

Union Leaders Could Run Out of Things to Moan About by 2012, warns report 0
IABP 4 years

An interim report has stated that Union leaders may run out of things to moan about by 2012. If leaders keep moaning at their current rate then they'll almost certainly run dry by late October 2012....

Actor guilty of murder claims he was just character acting for his next role. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Norman Bates in Psycho...

New iPhone App to Make Pope's Speeches Audible, Vibrant and Relevant 0
IABP 4 years

now available. Download today...

MC Hammer 'stable' after man Touches This 10
Passepartout 4 years

Rapper-turned-preacher MC Hammer - real name Stanley Kirk Burrell - was last night said to be in a stable condition, a day after it was confirmed that a Kent man had succeeded in Touching This....

Keep your dreams realistic, says Dr. Phil 0
Dumbnews 4 years
"Atheists are like Nazis" claims ex-Hitler Youth Pope 1
rickwestwell 4 years
Dawkins calls for suicide bombings as Pope defiles unholy city of Edinburgh. 1
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Queen meets with 'Leader of the opposition' 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Thousands gather in Glasgow for Susan Boyle outdoor gig 0
LostLad 4 years

Some old German bloke in frock is support act...

On his accountant's advice Freddie Flintoff retires to the quiet backwater of TV 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Cheating Charles Ingram`s is stumped with his 2
arrghgarry 4 years

2nd get rich quick plan.Police were called when neighbours reported hearing a mysterious coughing and a splattering of blood.Of course they were used to the coughing as his wife would constantly...

President Obama complains over doctored photo, insisting he is not black 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Kelly Osborne loses a lot of weight and looks great but still 0
arrghgarry 4 years

fails to get head through life ring...

Superhero/supervillian PopeMan Is Revealed to be Mild-Mannered Pope Guy 0
Incompletely Hopeless 4 years

Popeman, one of the 2010s most controversial superoheroes, has been found to be none other than Pope Benedict. Riding around in his PopeMobile, PopeMan has gone around smashing up abortion clinics,...

Woman arrested with frog in her throat. 0
Mrblacker 4 years

'I was just easing Sarkozy's stomach pain' she tells police...

Year 11 Get New Exams in Photocopying, Coffee-Making for Work Experience 7
Incompletely Hopeless 4 years

Although work experience, a begrudging ritual for tens of thousands of 15 and 16-year olds, is not until late July, some schools have supplemented lessons which teach students how to apply for a...

Sperm bank bosses criticised for 'dipping into bonus pot' 0
dicky37 4 years

[More soon]...

Pope enjoys local customs in Glasgow, Special Brew and a fight. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

More soon Jimmy I'll take on the lot of yers...

'Not married eh, you a poofter then ?' Prince Phillip asks Pope. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Goverment considers pretending to upgrade Trident. - 2 34
bonjonelson 4 years

The Government has been considering the possible cost savings in just pretending to upgrade the Trident ballistic missile system rather than replacing it. According to a statement from the MOD...

Scientists prove that Pope is actually a residual image from the Big Bang. 0
4 years

Scientists at the university of Manchester have today announced how years of study have led them to discover that The Pope is actually made of residual energy leftover from The Big Bang, similiar to...

Jamie Oliver calls new teddy bear 'James', setting up son for life of confusion 2
la maga 4 years
Pope condemns British as "Aggresively atheist,third world condom-wearing twats" 3
Lightbringer 4 years