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70 year old Tesco shoplifter ashamed as he missed the 2 for 1 offer 0
itsokchaps 22.08.11 12:45pm
itsokchaps
Nigeria launches two satellites ...

Today Nigeria's flagship space programme, SCABAD was successfully launched. The satellites work as a pair, one to collect sort codes and the other bank account numbers. "SCABAD (Sort Code And Bank...

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flyerblade 22.08.11 12:43pm
flyerblade
Rebel Fighters Launch Giant Game Of Mouse Trap To Catch Gaddafi 0
thesplodge 22.08.11 12:32pm
thesplodge
Easyjet admit duty-free sales of "L'Eau de Depardieu" disappointing. 0
bonjonelson 22.08.11 11:57am
bonjonelson
Gaddafi offers to return al-Megrahi to Scotland in return for political asylum 0
Tammy Flugh 22.08.11 11:50am
Tammy Flugh
Isle of Wight refusing to recognise Libyan rebels 0
TerribleTim 22.08.11 11:41am
TerribleTim
Cameron Cockahoop At Allies Victory In Libya

A jubilant David Cameron was scarcely able to contain his excitement earlier this morning during a press conference that had been hastily called to discuss the overthrow of Libyan dictator, Colonel...

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Duff 22.08.11 11:33am
Duff
Fantasy Football manager to get opportunity to manage Blackburn

Blackburn today have announced that Steve Kean will be sacked immediately as managaer following the diasterous start to the 2011 / 12 Premiership season. The Indian poultry and pharmaceutical giants...

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simonjmr 20.03.13 4:21pm
Midfield Diamond
Gaddafi to become X-factor judge, Simon Cowell to be become Libyan Dictator

Which country gets the worst deal?...

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whickerman 22.08.11 11:09am
whickerman
Mario Balotelli becomes first footballer to 'do a Depardieu'.

The popular craze of Planking is now considered second division by Premier League footballers. Being papped lying face down in unusual locations and 'sharing your plank' on U Tube is no longer the...

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rebel not taken 22.08.11 11:09am
rebel not taken
Cameron appeals for "calm" so he can at least finish one holiday this year

David Cameron has today called for “calm” throughout the world and at home, after yet another holiday was interrupted so he could return to London to chair a meeting of the National Security...

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simonjmr 22.08.11 6:02pm
rikkor
Asked why Fabregas hasn’t been replaced Wenger claims he didn’t see him leave 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 23.08.11 7:26pm
dvo4fun
Gaddafi to peform "My Way" on Libyan state TV

Libyan State TV has announced that Colonel Gaddafi will perform the Sinatra hit live later today. He will then reaffirm his vow to fight to the death shortly before disappearing into his specially...

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grottymonty 22.08.11 7:33am
grottymonty
New iPhone app gives honest opinion on Starbucks' coffee. 1
Ostsee 22.08.11 7:45am
Griffin
USA declares war on Gaddafi regime.

Couldn’t resist it...

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be reasonable 22.08.11 6:52pm
sharpehuntersmanylogins
Libyan Rebels were tagged at Gadaffi's Palace with NATO forces 0
Dumbnews 22.08.11 4:44am
Dumbnews
Investors reject new idea for website for not being dumb enough 0
Dumbnews 22.08.11 1:05am
Dumbnews
New iPhone app calculates calories from the pictures of your food 2
Dumbnews 22.08.11 11:31pm
Jammydodgers
Gaddafi to seek asylum in asylum 0
Nick McCarr 21.08.11 11:02pm
Nick McCarr
al-Megrahi seeks asylum in Pennan

As NATO backed freedom fighters closed in on Tripoly, unwell 'local hero' Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi admitted he'd love the chance to return to Scotland at the earliest possible opportunity. ...

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spoole2112 22.08.11 8:06am
borednow
Red Arrows suicide squad to be deployed over Libya after successful trial.

No civilians were injured during the Dorset trial, and if successful in Libya, where NATO is assisting a bunch of thugs (thought to be more amenable to western bribery for oil than the curent bunch...

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Iscariot 21.08.11 9:58pm
Iscariot
New air show to feature only drones piloted by spectators 0
Dumbnews 21.08.11 9:53pm
Dumbnews
Cameron orders sinking of the Belgrano. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 21.08.11 9:45pm
dominic_mcg
Mysterious object seen at Loch Ness (again) during peak holiday season.

More sightings next year...

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MADJEZ 21.08.11 8:58pm
MADJEZ
Wenger Fails in Bid for Beckham’s Semen

http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/5/52/521/521979/bwap_1198260886.jpg With Wenger’s latest failed bid for Arsenal legend Thierry Henry’s semen, he has opened negotiations with David Beckham...

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steve090291 21.08.11 8:45pm
steve090291
Gerard Depardieu called in to help with Somali drought. More soon 2
martin2381 22.08.11 5:09pm
martin2381
Arsenal hire former Iraqi Minister of Information as press officer. More soon. 0
martin2381 21.08.11 7:09pm
martin2381
The Only Way Is Worthing.

Soixante Neuf Films is promising "new birds and blokes" in it's latest reality programme The Only Way Is Worthing. A host of glamorous locations have been lined up, including the Worthing Pavilion...

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rebel not taken 21.08.11 5:33pm
rebel not taken
Salmond admits "geology not my strong point". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 21.08.11 2:16pm
Al OPecia
Gerard Depardieu's Notting Hill Parade invitation retracted 0
antharrison 21.08.11 12:56pm
antharrison