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Whether outlook - continued reign. 1
Maverick 03.06.12 5:59am
Alliteration Association appoints administrators after accountants advise action 10
bonjonelson 03.06.12 12:19am
Tetley's looking forward to Double Diamond Jubilee. 0
Maverick 03.06.12 12:13am
Shock as Memo leaked

The Westminster village was reeling today after the shock leaking of a government memo warning that "They could not keep the fact that Michael Gove is a waxwork from the British public indefinitely."...

Bismarck 03.06.12 12:03am
Man found Alive on Eastbourne Beach

Police were today investigating the discovery of a live man on Eastbourne Beach. One resident of the town who did not want to be named said "It's not the sort of thing we expect to happen here."...

Bismarck 02.06.12 11:52pm
Nation celebrates 60 years since King's death 0
Mandy Lifeboat 02.06.12 7:46pm
Mandy Lifeboat
86-year-old Windsor woman 'forced to work over Bank Holiday' claim

An 86-year-old Windsor woman is being forced to work over the long Bank Holiday - sometimes late at night - according to Age UK. The charity says the woman had to report for duty at Epsom racecourse...

roybland 02.06.12 6:17pm
Doctors fear Justin Bieber may never regain use of his left eyebrow 0
bonjonelson 02.06.12 5:13pm
Homoeopathic doctor submits doctorate with single letter

The validity of homoeopathic qualifications has been raised into question after it was revealed that it was possible to obtain a doctorate by submitting a thesis consisting of a single letter;...

apepper 02.06.12 4:52pm
Charles upset after 21 cannons fired and all of them missed 2
Perks 02.06.12 4:14pm
DFS in red alert as Olympic Torch nears Croydon 0
bonjonelson 02.06.12 2:24pm
Industrial action escalates as doctors withhold sick notes

There has been an outcry from skiving workers all over Britain as doctors took the unprecedented step of refusing to supply medical certificates as part of their campaign to retain pension benefits....

Yikes 02.06.12 1:31pm
Ken Loach announced as new director of Transformers 4: Looking For Optimus Prime 0
paddyparkinson 02.06.12 11:15am
Charles Taylor seeks "blood diamond" sentence increase to 60 years “for Queen”

In one of the more unusual tributes to the Queen on her Jubilee weekend, convicted war criminal and blood diamond hoarder Charles Taylor asked for his “insultingly inadequate” 50 year sentence to...

Yikes 02.06.12 10:47am
Jubilee Flotilla ready to roll as Thames cleared of dead tramps and hookers 0
Yikes 02.06.12 9:54am
Cameron makes embarrassing gaff on EU Referendum

In another gaff to rival the recent LOL debacle, David Cameron today admits being confused by 'gullible' and 'grey'. He stated "We'll offer to give the electorate a Referendum on Europe to gain the...

Mart1054 02.06.12 9:06am
Cycling events set to attract pedalphiles. 1
Maverick 02.06.12 8:56am
Daily Mail website banned as "unsuitable for children"

Editor: "Now wait a minute"...

apepper 02.06.12 8:16am
Boris heads the field in Olympic Village Idiot race

Soon to be ex-Mayor of London Boris Jonnson has been installed as favourite in the search to find the consumate buffoon for next year's Olympic Games. The jocular ungainly ex-Bullingdon figure of...

spoole2112 02.06.12 8:01am
Walmart "shocked" at news that Mexican officials took bribes.

"Corruption? In a third world country? I just can't believe it" said a shocked Rob Walton...

Maverick 02.06.12 5:45am
Homeopaths agree to treat straight people. 0
Maverick 02.06.12 5:31am
Austerity Measures Mean No Medals At London 2012 - Nectar Points Instead 0
Textbook 02.06.12 2:15am
RSPCA fury as Korean restaurant advertises "Full Old English". More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 01.06.12 10:01pm
'I want to see out my contract' Manager, chained to stadium 'just in case' 0
LPWright 01.06.12 9:31pm
Evangelist Converts Loft 0
Iggy Pop-Barker 01.06.12 8:54pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Church archivist sold with Full Service History 1
Smart Alex 01.06.12 8:15pm
Apathy Society plans Day of Inaction. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 01.06.12 7:35pm
Brits divided over whether David Cameron is from Mars or Venus

One in ten Brits believe that Prime Minister David Cameron could be an alien living on earth, according to a survey, but people are divided over whether he is from Mars or Venus. The research, which...

roybland 01.06.12 7:26pm
Queen honours Republican Society with royal title

To mark her diamond jubilee, the Queen has awarded the title of "Royal" to the Republican Society and it will be known henceforth as the Royal Republic Society. The president of the society denied...

apepper 01.06.12 7:22pm
Jubilee street parties set to remind neighbours why they avoid each other 0
Mandy Lifeboat 01.06.12 7:06pm
Mandy Lifeboat