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Playing fields of Eton saved from Gove's Playbuilder axe 2
roybland 3 years
Argos lauch edible catalogue to feed needy and to help recycling.. 3
Sharpehunter 3 years

Those living on the bread-line who are Argos largest customer base were celebrating the launch yesterday of Argos new Edible Catalogue. The initiative is in response to criticism about the mass...

Argos launch new 'Recession Range' 4
Sharpehunter 3 years

Argos hit headlines again this morning with their unveiling of the new 'Recession Range' of products. The Recession Range is accompanied by a catchy new strap line slogan 'Crap for those who don't...

Archaeologists hampered in excavation of Britain's oldest house 3
Scroat 3 years

A massive pile of junk mail is preventing access to the dwelling, which dates from 8,500 BC...

Break in news: Plasma TV's, iPads and Xboxes stolen from Acacia Avenue 0
simonjmr 3 years
Scouse kids outsource car 'minding' to India 10
Oxbridge 3 years

For five generations - nearly 70 years - proud Liverpudlians have handed the trade down to their sons. But soon the cheeky yet menacing call of 'Can I look after yer car, Mister?' will be no more...

Stephen Gerrard "If I was an England fan I would probably boo as well..!" 4
Sharpehunter 3 years

Alan Hanson who was there says "Well, now we have heard it all, if he isn't an England fan what the hell is he doing in the team?" If he is an England fan he will look pretty f*cking stupid booing...

New superbug may be to blame for death of Diana, says Daily Mail 1
scooooter 3 years
Gove resigned to losing swing voters 0
rickwestwell 3 years
England fans fury at players half-hearted commitment to booing themselves... 0
Oh Danny Boy 3 years
New survey shows 9/10 suicide hijackers prefer to arrive a day early 0
LittleSpender 3 years
Fascist dictator criticised for accepting "dirty" shag from Naomi Campbell 4
rickwestwell 3 years

More soon. This is 99% pure Gunt, with 1% added Westwell for extra goodness...

Yorkshire boasts oldest house. Goes on and on about it in annoying voice. 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
747 pilot uses ejector seat after co-pilot has heart attack 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

David McNaly, 47 year old pilot of flight BA15 from Bangkok to Heathrow ejected after his co-pilot suffered a fatal coronary. 'There was no way I was going to be in there with a dead person - not...

Government appeal to Spiderman, please save us from the Superbug!!! 0
Sharpehunter 3 years
Fears that David Bellamy is extinct proove wrong as he appears in TV ad. 5
Basil_B 3 years

Boon for the Natural world as the once thought extinct David Bellamy turned up tonight in a TV advertisement., The once well known naturalist famous for his over enthusiastic presentation of flora...

Charmin rebrand is "revenge on ex-girlfriend Cushelle” 12
William Dilkes 3 years

The rebranding of toilet paper Charmin could be part of an elaborate revenge plot against Cushelle Stevens, the ex-girlfriend of marketing executive Phil Freeman. The couple went through an...

England booing team 'in good form' for Hungary friendly 0
jp1885 3 years

England's national booing team is full of confidence as they gear up for tonight's international friendly against Hungary after a successful world cup campaign in South Africa, where they...

Gove refuses to play ball with plans for new playgrounds 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
NFU & NGO's Say Min.of Agriculture Badger Milking Scheme, Won't Calm Cull Debate 6
mugwump 3 years
Jordan has autism brain scan but nothing is found 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Moroccan Waiter Arrested After Altercation Renders Two Diners Uncouscous 2
mugwump 3 years
New hospital superbug not discovered sooner as left on a trolley in A&E for days 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Proof of double-dip recession as 8000BC house remains unsold 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Housing market slump confirmed by ‘For Sale’ sign found at UK’s oldest house 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Latest Bank of England forecast delayed as pin goes missing 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tax evaders to be hunted by heavily armed cyborgs in bid to cut deficit 1
la maga 3 years
Six people turn up to watch England friendly 0
Scroat 3 years

Despite the Wembley match being a sell-out, England fans chose to show their disappointment at their team's World Cup performance by boycotting the game completely. Touts were unable to give tickets...

Fascist tyrant mass murderer criticised for accepting shag from Naomi Campbell 4
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Harlow attracts alien tourists after explorers claim not built by or for humans 1
la maga 3 years