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Student wakes up to find all his clocks have righted themselves 2
Tomfinger 26.03.12 10:38am
Griffin
Cameron latest "I just told Cruddas to book the cooks for those dinners" 0
weematt 26.03.12 10:35am
weematt
Cameron in clear over dinners. Samantha saves the day.

No further action is to be taken over the “meals for deals” revelations that hit the headlines recently. Apparently only two “free” trial dinners took place at Cameron's No 10 flat and...

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weematt 26.03.12 10:30am
weematt
Attempt to reach the centre of the earth blocked by sea bed. 0
Ostsee 26.03.12 10:11am
Ostsee
The Voice judges 'flabbergasted' when contestant proves to be Stephen Hawking 0
cinquecento 26.03.12 9:58am
cinquecento
Pre-Budget dinners with Cameron leave Liberals bankrupt 0
cinquecento 26.03.12 9:53am
cinquecento
Have swathes of unwanted Cameron in your house? Then use CASH 4 CAMERON

Simply use our freepost brown paper bags, and you could convert your pointless CAMERON for cold hard CASH!...

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gaijintendo 26.03.12 9:51am
gaijintendo
Ed Miliband offers £250 to anyone prepared to have dinner with him 1
charlies_hat 26.03.12 9:49am
pere floza
Spelling error creates new prime time BBC philosophy series - Causality

Starring an obese, highly educated and philosophical monk, to be known as the deep fat friar...

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ianrbland 26.03.12 9:48am
Skylarking
James Cameron finds ingenious way to sink to new depths after Avatar 0
Skylarking 26.03.12 9:43am
Skylarking
Hotdogs found to be more canine than Crufts

A shocking discovery made at Korean restaurant chain "Pup you Like" found their take away Hotdogs to contain over 80% dog matter. An unnamed source from the company said "All our meat is of the...

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Scronnyglonkle 26.03.12 9:26am
Scronnyglonkle
Dementia Research Receives Welcome Funding Boost

Care Services Minister, Alan Rogers, today announced £66m additional funding for dementia research. "This is the third tranch of funding for this important condition," said Mr Rogers, "and there is...

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custard cream 26.03.12 9:23am
custard cream
Cameron to host supporter suppers in deep sea sub

The Prime Minister's Office today confirmed that Mr Cameron is taking the unusual step of hosting suppers for party supporters in a deep sea submarine at the bottom of the Mariana Trench in the...

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custard cream 26.03.12 9:18am
custard cream
Extreme clinic survey "testing the limits of my patients" says Doctor. 0
ianrbland 26.03.12 9:16am
ianrbland
Four million UK families to be offered bare-knuckle fighting classes

The government is to offer four million families in the UK free bare-knuckle fighting classes to improve their domestic violence and conflict skills. The initiative comes after a report from the...

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roybland 26.03.12 9:02am
roybland
Dermatology clinics to get spot checks. More later... 3
ianrbland 26.03.12 8:49am
weematt
Pizza “Saltier than the Atlantic” - Pizza industry reacts

Leading Pizza chains are to fight back to counter the publicity gained by “Saltier than the Atlantic” chain Adam & Eve. A pizza from this restaurant chain has been described as “saltier...

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weematt 26.03.12 8:39am
weematt
Channel 4 Announce David Cameron to appear on "Come Dine With Me"

A spokesman says fee er sorry donation yet to be agreed...

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Scronnyglonkle 26.03.12 7:58am
Scronnyglonkle
Scottish Historian's Discovery....

."Salle de loo", originally a New Year greeting in Edinburgh...

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Jesse Bigg 26.03.12 7:31am
Jesse Bigg
Cameron: Peter Cruddas "a single rogue treasurer"

more later...

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dvo4fun 26.03.12 7:26am
dvo4fun
Personal tax statements to include item, "£1.37 - sending you this statement"

Actually I suspect that what I'm going to find is that most of what I pay in tax is spent propping up the members' bar...

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Smart Alex 26.03.12 7:20am
Smart Alex
David Walliams auditions for BGT at Simon Cowell's home.

More stalking news later!...

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victimms 26.03.12 7:13am
victimms
L'Oreal introduce new hair product for straightening the mind 0
Dumbnews 26.03.12 2:16am
Dumbnews
Extreme stationery salesman 'pushes the envelope' 1
Smart Alex 26.03.12 1:54am
Username
£250K dinners 'solution to national debt' claims Cameron

David Cameron is about to engage in a marathon lunch-in, and has ordered his secretary to arrange a packed series of dinner engagements for the PM. A single evening could raise £2.5million a night...

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Boutros 26.03.12 1:18am
Boutros
NB writers high five each other at first proper Tory Sleaze scandal... 1
JohnA 25.03.12 10:44pm
dvo4fun
Sunday Times reveals lunch with Clegg "£3.87, or £4.56 if you go supersize". 2
Al OPecia 25.03.12 9:20pm
'Come Dine with Me' featuring David Cameron not available on Freeview 4
Mandy Lifeboat 25.03.12 8:22pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Chaos as Army petrol deliveries avoid roadside Shells 3
charlies_hat 25.03.12 8:18pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Isle of Wight to get Stevie Wonder 0
roybland 25.03.12 7:28pm
roybland