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Justin Bieber said to be "unhappy" with MTV Dad of the Year Award. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 07.11.11 9:31pm
dominic_mcg
Microwave rice steamer voted man's singular most important invention

By the Microwave rice steamer manufacturers association More soon...

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simonjmr 07.11.11 9:31pm
simonjmr
"Boogie" Found Guilty of Involuntary Manslaughter. 0
The All New Jeni B 07.11.11 9:28pm
The All New Jeni B
Brian Sewell describes official Olympic posters as "utter shit". More soon. 8
dominic_mcg 07.11.11 7:47pm
dvo4fun
New Bullingdon Club franchises to appeal to masses

The owners of the Bullingdon Club brand, the secretive yet widely known Bilderberg Group, today announced plans to massively increase the clubs footprint by franchising the operation into every...

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reforse 07.11.11 7:42pm
reforse
Viewers demand inquiry after Lavinia voted off ‘Downton Abbey’ 3
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 7:38pm
Clarky
Appearance of Intercity 125 stops all activity on the Savannah 0
simonjmr 07.11.11 4:31pm
simonjmr
Croydon and Tottenham omitted from OlympicTorch route 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 3:47pm
Duncan Biscuit
Alex Ferguson in match fixing row

Sir Alex Ferguson is currently helping the police with their inquires over suggestions that he may have been fixing matches in order to score extra points for his online Fantasy Football team. His...

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Screenie 07.11.11 3:45pm
Screenie
BBC Newsreaders to read News for Children In Need

In a break with tradition this year’s Children In Need will feature several BBC Newsreaders dressed in outrageous two piece suits and actually reading the news. Some of the BBC's best-loved...

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Mathna 07.11.11 2:34pm
Mathna
Housing crisis deepens as newly-married couple unable to afford their own palace 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 2:19pm
Duncan Biscuit
Ryan Air clarifies 23% profit increase is before local taxes and airport charges 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 2:19pm
Duncan Biscuit
Real MTV claims responsibility after Justin Bieber wins Belfast award 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 2:18pm
Duncan Biscuit
Olympic Torch route also available in ‘Most Direct’ and ‘Most Scenic’ options 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 2:18pm
Duncan Biscuit
Shit found around St Paul's exit 2
medici2471 07.11.11 2:12pm
medici2471
HSE warns of dangers of dog excrement lurking in piles of fallen leaves

"Dont let your Autumn / Fall leaf kicking fun be totally spoiled. Think pile, Think Dog pile" "We recommend that to have totally dog poo free leaf kicking experience that you collect and pile up...

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simonjmr 07.11.11 2:08pm
simonjmr
Justin Bieber to take the role of brother to his forthcoming child

In a move described as "Probably the best thing for everyone in the long run", boy-turned-man pop pin up Justin Bieber today agreed to assume the role of "brother" to his potential new child. Mariah...

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grumblechops 07.11.11 1:29pm
borednow
Italian interest rates tragically force The Merchant of Venice to close business 1
charlies_hat 07.11.11 1:23pm
button
Italian PM denies mismanaging finances after escort agency offers bailout deal 0
SingingHinny 07.11.11 12:47pm
SingingHinny
Lengthy police probe blamed on Anton Ferdinand's 3mth injury worry 0
liamkane 07.11.11 12:39pm
liamkane
Anton Ferdinand death threats false alarm-actually offered lessons in elocution

Moor thoon...

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Perks 07.11.11 12:35pm
Perks
'Journalist' 'accused' of 'over-using' quotation marks for 'meani

ngless' 'emphasis'...

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Nick McCarr 07.11.11 12:24pm
spoole2112
London 2012 posters portray suitable images of confusion and mayhem

The unveiling of the official London 2012 posters has caused appropriate chaos and downright fear as people attempt to work what is going on on the various canvases., “Leading UK artists” like...

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CJWorkman 07.11.11 11:33am
writinginbsl
Hull Council officials in body mix up to face stiff penalties 1
JETFAB 07.11.11 11:27am
writinginbsl
Fear of porn history being made public now UK's number one crime deterrant

Following a number of recent high profile cases, a study has found flimsy evidence to suggest the fear of publication of every questionable detail of one's internet porn activity is now the number...

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grumblechops 07.11.11 11:26am
writinginbsl
Ed jumps on the Mili-Bandwagon

In a move that surprised all those in attendance, Labour leader, Ed Miliband stopped an interview and like John Terry jumping onto a team-mates girlfriend, he jumped on a passing bandwagon. The...

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Perks 07.11.11 11:22am
writinginbsl
Convicted arsonists to be used to keep Olympic Torch lit on its 70 day UK relay 0
simonjmr 07.11.11 10:31am
simonjmr
Tea caddie in hot water for black coffee remark 0
medici2471 07.11.11 10:02am
medici2471
"No junk male", only eunuchs need apply 0
medici2471 07.11.11 9:46am
medici2471
News from Columbia: Farc quits 2
Skylarking 07.11.11 8:01am
Griffin