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Defence chief steps down after failing to stop American goal. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

No more soon...

Americans put oil on the ball in BP revenge plot. Claims News of the World. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More from our brave boys soon...

Robert Green admits his mother is Scottish 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
BO says BP stinks 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Stirrup not to remain in the saddle 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Big Brother house to be extended to the whole of the UK 1
Doc Cleating 3 years

Chief executives at Endemol, the light entertainment production company responsible for the reality TV show Big Brother, countered reports that the series will be axed with the announcement that from...

"Weekend" costs British economy £20 billion 0
Andrew 3 years

At 5pm on Friday afternoon, some 25 million British workers shut down their computers and left the office. They did not return to work for over two days. Economic experts are warning that this...

Good Pitch Baffles England. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

more Vuvuzela‎ on pages 4,5 8,9,10-24 and DVD...

Anti Social Behaviour Order on South Africa over Vuvuzela‎ 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

After several polite requests of 'Shut up we're trying to watch the match' were ignored South Africa got an ASBO as a noisy neighbour...

BP buy up 50 million unwanted England flags in effort to mop up oil spill 0
asborich 3 years
"Bring the boys home" is the cry... thats the football team, not the Army 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Actually, FA is what we'll win, the title has nothing to do with the sport.. 0
Mr.3374 3 years

Explains FA spokeman...

What I bought this week: ethical fashion for England Supporters 0
afternoonslow 3 years

Hair Shirt £286, Noir, EytieCoach.com, Single Boot, £329, Acne, half-arsedfootballers.com, Old Bag, £230, Carin Wester, SizzlingWags.co.uk, Africa Jumpsuit, £1 Green RoomFumbleBlunders.com,...

Cameron in Desperate Appeal to President Obama 6
afternoonslow 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has wished England good luck ahead of their first match today against the USA., Claiming to be an avid fan and supporter of the Beautiful Game, Mr Cameron said “I'm...

Special relationship game WILL be decided on penalties, Obama tells voters 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The special relationship game between America and its colony Britain will be decided on penalties, the US president has promised Fox News. President Obama will preside over the penalties, in...

Green denies dropping ball to win Newsbiscuit 'Twat of the Week' comp. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More implausible theories soon...

Cow's arse hit by banjo. More soon. 1
red 3 years

See also: [url=http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2007/11/22/england-manager-loses-details-of-25-million-alternative-goalkeepers-252/]This[/url]...

'Oil leak no longer the worst spill in US-UK history' confirm Americans 0
edward hack 3 years

'That's one disaster that should never get capped in the future' say England supporters 'You English just don't get irony' respond Yanks after reading 'England held by USA' headlines...

Scots fans angered as STV show adverts during American goal 0
virtuallywill 3 years

HD shows you more...

Obama sticks two fingers up at Cameron during call without Mum seeing. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has called Barack Obama childish for making a two fingered gesture during their phone call about the BP crisis. Photos released today show the President slyly making the...

Catherine Zeta Jones & David Coulthard receive Birthday Honours for getting rich 3
virtuallywill 3 years

Tax exile later...

ITV apologises after advert is played during the wrong goal 0
TerribleTim 3 years
Capello rues missed chances: "We should have won by three clear adverts" 0
TerribleTim 3 years
Vuvuzela‎ frequency hypnotises you mental say scientists 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

The natural resonant frequency is the B-flat above middle C. Long exposure to the vuvuzela‎ will turn your brain to scrambled eggs said Dr Wolf Vildeyeski expert on hypnosis. 'This increases the...

Obama mollified as BP's sponsorship deal with England squad proves helpful. 0
wallster 3 years

Can we rig it?...

England regret hiring Bruce Grobbelaar as goalkeeping coach. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

FA to investigate amid reports of strange betting patterns and a possible Pizza Hut ad offer for Robert Green...

BBC 'fesses up! 0
MTJR 3 years

The irritating noise in the background of the World Cup matches is NOT the sound of African football horns, but a swarm of angry bees accidently exported to South Africa when the BBC satalite truck...

National Lottery rollover now renamed 'Going Green' 0
Ostsee 3 years
ITV overwhelmed by sudden demand for HD coverage 0
edward hack 3 years

USA held by England...

Government denies that Sir Jock Stirrup is going because of silly name. 0
PluckyMunky 3 years