Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
Norfolk drought - families asked to share baths rather than beds 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Met Office Warns of Forthcoming Trouble After Arab Spring 0
Deimos 4 years

Today the UK Meteorological Office has warned UK and EU leaders about potential social unrest and rioting across much of Europe. Following the Arab Spring, the impacts of which are still resonating...

Slutwalk gets makeover after Trinny & Susannah ambush 0
DrTurmoil 4 years

"Showing off your tits and legs at the same time in any part of town is a definite no-no," declared the senior fashion police. "They were all asking for it," agreed style judge Gok Wan, "especially...

Satanists back Archbishop and condemn cut in number of virgins 0
FraserWords 4 years

Satanists have roundly condemned the Coalition government as “far too nice” after Chancellor George Osborne announced a 30% cut in virgin numbers., Dr Philip Potterfield, Lord High Arch Mandrake...

Save the Children says more money for immunisation ‘would be a shot in the arm’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
The Wombles to help clear up the festival site after their Glastonbury set 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Prince Philip to enjoy winding-down after a life of winding-up 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Hair surgeon advises Rooney "No Keepie Uppie" 0
Dick Everyman 4 years
Paul McCartney reveals late wife's flatulence in new book 'Wind Behind My Wings' 0
dicky37 4 years

[More soon]...

Prince Charles' "bucket list" goes viral - only one item on it 6
Willy Eckerslike 4 years
Grumpy Greek bloke celebrates 90th birthday. 0
DiY 4 years
Blair to Milliband: 'Follow my lead, Labour is finished'. 0
be reasonable 4 years
'Pippa's bum would win under AV' claims Clegg 2
John Wiltshire 4 years

The Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg, claimed today that under the Alternative Vote system, Pippa Middleton would have won Rear Of The Year instead of Carol Vorderman. 'To be frank,' he said to an...

Anarcho Syndicalist says "I'd never join a club that would have me as a member" 8
Quaz 4 years

Harpo Marx sets out a dialectic on a car horn in response...

Government to take action against sexualisation of Rowan Williams 1
The Paper Ostrich 4 years

The Government has announced a series of measures designed to prevent the sexualisation of Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury, after his outspoken attack on the Coalition agenda....

Madeline McCann speaking on behalf of child brides says on the upside we get a 0
doggone 4 years

pension for many years or a load of goats...

British rail fares far too simple, complain readers of Stress Puzzle Magazine 4
ronseal 4 years
Premiership players spending a record proportion of wages on drink & prostitutes 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
'Curse of the Wombles' strikes again as city of Wellington hit by earthquakes 21
rickwestwell 4 years

The so-called "Curse of the Wombles" seems to have struck again, after earthquakes measuring up to magnitude seven rocked the New Zealand city of Wellington, causing widespread damage. This is only...

Bucket list bucket list: 101 bucket lists to skim through before you die 0
Tristan Shout 4 years
Scientists capture anti-matter using Brian Cox's soothing voice 4
4 years

Scientists studying anti-matter in CERN have revealed how they have captured the illusive subtance - using the lullaby-voiced Brian Cox. The team of experts, who had a string of hits in the early...

Tony Blair and Gordon Brown helped advanced medical science 2
doggone 4 years

by becoming being the first successful arse transplant duo.In the end although the arse was rejected Tony thought it was a success because it got Gordon to shut the fuck up...

Primate of All England "a complete monkey" says Number 10 1
mongeese 4 years
Soylent Green the next big Biofuel, hope hedge funds 2
Erlang 4 years

So says US led think tank The Heston Institute in a report published today. The Heston Institute, beleives that powerful hedge funds and multinationals who recently aqquired vast land holdings in...

Sparrow rules out Cock Robin inquest 2
rickwestwell 4 years

Attorney general Dominic Sparrow has rejected calls for in inquest into the death of former scientist Dr Cock Robin. Mr Sparrow insisted that the evidence that Dr Robin killed himself was...

Banana republics upgraded to Organic 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Sarah Palin replaces Bristol with Lady Gaga 0
mbalton 4 years

Sarah Palin announced today that she is disowning her daughter Bristol and replacing her with Lady Gaga. The move is seen as an indication that Palin is about to seriously pursue the Republican...

Chuggers to get proper dance lessons 1
Dick Everyman 4 years

Charity street collectors, affectionately known as Chuggers are to be given professional dancing instruction following a barrage of complaints from disgruntled shoppers. Professional choreographers...

Exam mistakes - Liverpool schools multiple choice question options - A,A,A,A,A 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Only 75% get it right...

McDonalds inspires festival to ban Morrissey 0
simonjmr 4 years