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Record sums to be paid in Anglican Bishop transfer 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

market, says Vatican...

Britons still failing to gather round water dispenser for watercooler moments 5
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The combined efforts of media commentators, TV critics and creepy broadcasters have failed to encourage britons to gather around a large plastic water receptacle and talk about reality TV. A new...

The Bastard Son of Ed Milliband - First Pictures 1
De-scribe 4 years
He's just like his dad says proud Uncle Milliband 0
A Crooked MP 4 years
Kids Will Still Get What They Want For Christmas Despite Parents Austerity Plea 0
IABP 4 years

Kids will still be getting what they want for Christmas despite their parents austerity plea. Kids up and down the land are still writing out overly long lists and are expecting them to be fulfilled...

Unemployed 'To Be Made to Read The Telegraph' 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

You have to pass the quiz at the end to get your money...

John Cage Berates Performing Rights Society Regarding His Silent Work 7
steveupstone 4 years

Composer John Cage has launched an angry tirade against the Performing Rights Society (PRS) branding them “ineffectual and utterly useless”., The composer, who is most famous for his work...

Unexpected offence brings call for "constructive satire" 29
rickwestwell 4 years

Following a sharp increase in innocent casualties from improvised satirical devices, Private Eye magazine has led the call for "restraint" from UK satirists, to avoid giving further offence. "What's...

Scene stealing actor asked to give it back. 0
Stan 4 years
Windscreen cleaners in Brazil to scale down their personal security arrangements 0
Oh Danny Boy 4 years
Stealth bribe technology lands Eurofighter India deal 7
Des Custard 4 years

Britain and its European partners are close to landing an $11.5 billion deal to supply 126 multi-role Typhoon combat aircraft to India, thanks to superior stealth technology that has made the...

China Outraged over USA QE 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

"If anyone is to do currency manipulation then that's our job. As communists we don't believe in the free market so manipulation is consistent with our ideology but for capitalists to abandon free...

Rupert Bear marks 90th birthday with plea for better social care funding 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Online Home Office guide to resisting squatters becomes No.1 West Bank download 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cameron sets off to woo Mr Hu 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Scottish recovery still on hold after Flodden set-back 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Ed Miliband’s new son to challenge for Labour leadership 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Inquiry into hundreds of needless deaths enters 16th month 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
'The poor must get used to drinking less Champagne' says Cameron 6
PluckyMunky 4 years
Easy going man still gruntled, despite all attempts to disgruntle him 9
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Groundbreaking archaeological discovery revealed to be just a pile of rocks 1
Dumbnews 4 years
League of gruntled Radio 2 listeners set up by BBC. 1
Ostsee 4 years

There must be someone out there who still likes us, says spokesman...

Prince Charles seeks exemption from compulsory labour for long-term jobless 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
The Nopaytaxa Party wins Greek elections 2
Ostsee 4 years
Isle of Wight accidentally invades Bournemouth after Google Maps 'error'. 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Prince Charles demands Organic Farmville for his mother's Facebook 0
bonjonelson 4 years

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Radio 2 listeners punished for low ratings with a week of Richard Madeley. 13
MADJEZ 4 years
Likes of Flower of Scotland will be seen again in spring, anthem singers told 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Scottish anthem singers, who have repeatedly demanded to know when they will see the likes of the Flower of Scotland again, have been finally given an answer. The Flower of Scotland (and its likes)...

Jensen Button escapes after kidnappers stop to change tyres. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Strictly Come Dancing sadly unaffected by BBC strike... 0
deskpilot3 4 years