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Sesquipedalian Self in fourteen letter fury

Clever-clogs funny-man Will Self today unleashed a damning broadside against US game manufacturer Hasbro, for what he called “the dumbing down of the English language”., The outburst, in an...

Isaac Aynscough 03.04.13 2:13am
Don't believe in false hope says head of sect that preaches about an afterlife. - 2 41
MADJEZ 03.04.13 1:57am
‘Unscheduled landing on water’ just euphemism for ‘fatal crash’, admits airline.

Trans-Hebridean Air, which carries passengers between the Scottish mainland and the Western Isles, has come clean about the safety announcements that precede take-off. “We make great efforts to...

Tripod 03.04.13 1:42am
Benefits Cap To Replace Top Hat in Tory Monopoly Set 1
thisisall1word 03.04.13 1:35am
Benefit claimants can sell their £26,000 benefit caps 2
Not Amused 03.04.13 12:21am
Not Amused
Turin Shroud a total fake, says face of Jesus on potato

Experts investigating the Turin Shroud have finally resorted to asking Jesus Himself, who has been making an appearance on the jacket of a potato in Genoa. And his reply is unequivocal. Speaking in a...

sydalg 02.04.13 11:05pm
It looks like Ireland have gone for a kidney transplant. 0
irreverendJ 02.04.13 10:36pm
Iain Duncan Smith:'I could live on air'

Department of Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith says he could live on air. Asked on the Today programme if he could live on air, Mr Duncan Smith took a deep breath and said, 'Yes, if I...

roybland 02.04.13 10:34pm
Sunderland "looking forward" to away friendly with Sudetenland 0
nickb 02.04.13 10:26pm
Jerseys found hanging upside down in Sunderland dressing room 0
sydalg 02.04.13 10:19pm
Scientists baffled by athlete who gave 110%

He's broken the world record and the first law of thermodynamics exclaims commentator...

blacklesbianandproudofit 02.04.13 10:01pm
Market Trader: 'I could get by on £10k a Week if I had to'

Steven Jones, a London market trader has stated today that he could manage to live on an income of £10,000 a week, quite easily, if he had to. Mr Jones held a press conference today in which he...

Alfred Noakes 02.04.13 10:01pm
Alfred Noakes
Nimby Caught Tresspassing 0
BewsNiscuit 02.04.13 9:52pm
'Chris Huhne managing to spend far less than £53 a week' says Iain Duncan-Smith 4
ianslat 02.04.13 9:45pm
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Duncan Smith to marry dog following online petition 0
BAJDixon 02.04.13 9:21pm
‘And Fifthly’ to replace ‘And Finally’ in EU policy to limit TV news items 0
Big Ben 02.04.13 8:48pm
Big Ben
Nuon Chea: sick enough for Khmer Rouge, then sick enough for your trial

The former Khmer Rouge deputy to Pol Pot, 86 year old Nuon Chea, has people arguing for and against his fitness to stand trial for his part in killing millions of Cambodians in the 1970’s in the...

Big Ben 02.04.13 8:47pm
Big Ben
Pol Pott linked with England manager job 0
Scronnyglonkle 02.04.13 8:45pm
Cocky Cockney fails to resist encouraging another round of Cock and Bull. 0
Big Ben 02.04.13 8:45pm
Big Ben
Londoner on hunger strike in hope of saving others from his shit. 0
Big Ben 02.04.13 8:44pm
Big Ben
Big Ben Strikes: Daily Echo. 0
Big Ben 02.04.13 8:43pm
Big Ben
Leader of the BNP refuses to admit if he has 'football managing tendencies'. 1
Ian Searle 02.04.13 8:42pm
German Flea Circus 'was ready to invade Czechoslovakia'

A German flea circus was ready to invade the former Czechoslovakia just before the entire troupe of performing fleas was wiped out by the freezing temperatures currently gripping Germany. 'History...

roybland 02.04.13 7:53pm
Market trader agrees to try and live on just £1,600 a week 1
Ian Searle 02.04.13 7:46pm
Vegetarians! Get your bids in NOW for a guilt-free leg of lamb

bonjonelson 02.04.13 7:43pm
Catholic vacancies: Missionary positions available 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 02.04.13 7:35pm
Turn out at Islamabad Gay Pride march said to be 'disappointing' 2
blacklesbianandproudofit 02.04.13 5:16pm
Historians suggest that the OK Corral was somewhat underrated. 4
sredni vashta 02.04.13 5:05pm
Britons urged not to panic after Bulgarian spotted

The government has appealed for calm after a woman in Braintree, Essex claimed to have seen a Bulgarian. There are fears the sighting could spark panic-bigotry by thousands of [i]Daily Express[/i]...

Darkbill 2.0 02.04.13 4:31pm
Texting at the wheel could neutralise the effect of being pissed, says study

A study, jointly commissioned by a top mobile phone brand and a leading gin distiller, has good news for those who like to relax at the wheel. According to the independent experts paid to conduct the...

ronseal 02.04.13 2:12pm