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White pedigree cats "evil" image blamed on Bond movies, claim cat breeders 9
bonjonelson 13.01.12 11:54pm
Major Clanger
Dermatologist faces change

Or should it be 'Dermatologist changes face'?...

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kimllfixit 13.01.12 10:51pm
FlashArry
French Historians Agree That Quasimodo.......

..was bent...

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Jesse Bigg 13.01.12 9:23pm
Jesse Bigg
SAA+rkozy suffers election setback 0
kga6 13.01.12 8:49pm
kga6
People with tatoos in foreign dialects to be forced to learn the language

People who get fashionable body art in a foreign language are going to be forced to become 'at least conversational' in their chosen dialect according to new government proposals aimed at tackling...

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Shandy 13.01.12 7:53pm
Perks
Physicists hail zombie cats as solution to Schrodinger paradox. 0
the coarse whisperer 13.01.12 7:23pm
the coarse whisperer
Scot's Devo-max a whinge-whinge situation. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 13.01.12 7:20pm
Al OPecia
Rooney apologises for speaking French in ad he doesn't remember being in

"Firs' fing I knew about it was when I read it inda paper."...

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kga6 13.01.12 6:21pm
kga6
Nation's Bullys to redouble efforts on Nerd, Geeks.

Will highlight best practice merger with Public School Fagging system More soon...

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SimonJJames 13.01.12 5:31pm
SimonJJames
Romney apologies for French gaffe, promised to get lobotomy if elected

In tears, GOP presidential candidate Romney apologized for his embarrassing speech in perfect French in 2002. "I appreciate this means I am not ignorant enough for the highest office in the land. I...

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Tom55 13.01.12 5:28pm
Tom55
Apple crumbles in China as Golden Delicious withdrawn from sale

Greengrocers have stopped sales of Golden Delicious in China today after a store in central Beijing was forced to close after a crowd waiting to buy the US fruit pelted the shop with eggs and started...

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PReady 13.01.12 4:41pm
kimllfixit
Republican candidates lambasted for barely speaking the Queen's English 0
simonjmr 13.01.12 4:08pm
simonjmr
Student deported to USA for driving at 56 mph 1
Sinnick 13.01.12 3:59pm
medici2471
Half a million unhappy children 'not a problem' says the Grown Up's Society

Half million children across Britain are unhappy with their lives, research from the Children's Society suggests. But the rival Grown Up's Society says that its members are 'comfortable' with the...

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roybland 13.01.12 3:58pm
dvo4fun
Bond movies "give white cats a bad image" 0
kimllfixit 13.01.12 3:31pm
kimllfixit
Taken back - bad taste 4
Ian Searle 13.01.12 3:10pm
Ian Searle
Ofsted report reveals "appalling levels of arithmetic and writing in Hogwarts"

Ofsted point out that no amount of magic can conjugate a verb or differentiate an equation. More on this soon...

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quango 13.01.12 2:19pm
quango
Unexpected celebrity chef in bagging area 0
Smart Alex 13.01.12 1:58pm
Smart Alex
Depressed mountaineer at rock bottom 8
medici2471 13.01.12 1:38pm
medici2471
Bletchley Park boffins no nearer to cracking TEXTSPEAK Code say MoD

ITS NOT GR8 :-(...

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tedweasel 13.01.12 1:21pm
kimllfixit
Domesday Clock To Be Linked To Atomic Clock To Stop Continual Adjustments. 0
rob 13.01.12 1:04pm
rob
Shares down amid nuclear apocalypse rumours 1
hughesroland 13.01.12 1:03pm
medici2471
Teachers back plans to get rid of under-performing MPs after three months

And not to wait a full five years for a General Electon...

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Ian Searle 13.01.12 12:43pm
Major Clanger
US military piss away opportunity for peace 3
Immunis 13.01.12 12:42pm
Major Clanger
Cameron to rethink controversial plans which affect people who vote for him

But will carry on closing libraries and day care centres, cutting the NHS and all the things which affect oiks!...

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Ian Searle 13.01.12 12:27pm
Ian Searle
Inventor of Clearasil found guilty of spot fixing 2
jp1885 13.01.12 12:15pm
rickwestwell
Fergie 'posed as donor' for undercover orphanage film. Gullibility Oscar likely. 1
dvo4fun 13.01.12 12:08pm
Golgo13
Complaints mount after latest Groupon offer for Dignitas assisted suicide.

A number of complaints have been raised after the latest Groupon discount coupon was published online offering a 70% discount on Dignitas assisted suicide services. Carol Poindexter, from Cardiff,...

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bonjonelson 13.01.12 12:05pm
Major Clanger
Slow witted seamstress cottons on 4
button 13.01.12 11:43am
rob
Down in the mouth, admits duck fancier 3
medici2471 13.01.12 11:27am
John Ffitch-Rucker