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Satirical website under fire as Mike Tyson spoof blamed for African suicides

Spoof website Newsbiscuit, Britain’s answer to The Onion, is facing a firestorm of criticism after its fake story on Mike Tyson’s sex change was reported as true in a number of African media...

Yikes 15.12.12 2:02pm
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BBC investigation gives green light to Clive Dunn tribute

on tonight apparently...

custard cream 15.12.12 1:44pm
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Michelle Tyson changes mind- and sex - again

The boxer formerly called Mike Tyson, and recently known as Michelle, confirmed yesterday he wants to become Mike again, just as soon as he's found a replacement cock, "perhaps on eBay, or...

SuburbanDad 15.12.12 12:10pm
Traumatised America vows to do “anything... anything” (except ban guns)... 0
Tripod 15.12.12 10:47am
CAPTCHA code firm hires GPs to design new range 0
pinxit 15.12.12 10:31am
Franklin Mint to Produce Commemorative Duchess of Cambridge Sick Bucket

Franklin Mint, famous for their collectibles that "elevate the gifting experience" according to their US website, are to produce a souvenir bone china bucket to commemorate the Duchess of Cambridge's...

Sexton A Blake 15.12.12 10:17am
Serbian FA furious with UEFA’s deplorable tolerance of football

UEFA’s decision to fine the Serbian FA €80,000 and suspend four of their players was met with howls of derision last night, as the country’s government demanded to know why England had got off...

thumper 15.12.12 7:33am
Dignitas website asks logging-off users 'Are you sure you want to exit?' 2
antharrison 15.12.12 6:31am
Premier League footballers invest in Unicorn cheese

Not to be outdone by tennis player Novak Djokavic's acquisition of all Donkey Cheese produced over the next year, a consortium of Premier League footballers have entered into a similar investment. ...

Perks 14.12.12 9:48pm
Justin Bieber castration plot latest - police identify 50,000 suspects

Picture below from The Sun, so it must be true.

custard cream 14.12.12 9:23pm
Ernest Saunders' Doctor confident Margaret Moran will now make a full recovery

more later. One for the oldies perhaps...

dvo4fun 14.12.12 7:26pm
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McKinnon 'health grounds' revealed to be hacking cough 2
Squudge 14.12.12 7:25pm
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J.K. Rowling decapitates Suzanne Collins, saves world from darkness

Esteemed British author J.K. Rowling fought and killed fellow author Suzanne Collins last week in a crowded Boston train station, marking the end of a centuries-old battle between the two immortal...

MikeyMike 14.12.12 7:22pm
Baby-Boomers relieved: "No longer need to pretend' to like Sitar music 1
dvo4fun 14.12.12 6:58pm
English Christmas Markets take Germany by storm

Towns across Germany have reported record numbers of people deserting their traditional Christmas Markets in favour of newer imports from England. 'We were all getting bored of gingerbread, wooden...

SuburbanDad 14.12.12 6:39pm
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Gary McKinnon celebrates dropping of charges by hacking into the Pentagon... 0
Tripod 14.12.12 4:59pm
Conjoined panto star asks, "Children - have you seen my long-lost Siamese twin?"

(All together now) He's behind you!...

Smart Alex 14.12.12 4:34pm
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Obituary : Jock Beck the UK's leading drug abuse model

Jock Beck died yesterday morning, suddenly in a pile of vomit and a heroin induced coma. For the last 40 years Jock Beck was the UK's foremost drug abuse model, working for the BBC, ITN, SKY News,...

simonjmr 14.12.12 4:17pm
Footballer sacked for 'only giving 100%'

In what many are calling a landmark case, former Chelsea star Ivan Shirkov has lost his FA appeal against his sacking earlier this month. Appeal Chairman, Lord Jenkins explained, "This was a complex...

custard cream 14.12.12 3:49pm
Coroner: 'inability to open milk cartons' link to Tetra Pak heiress death


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EC hands Serbia one fixture ban and small fine for starting World War 1

After assassinating ArchDuke Ferdinand, Serbian officials have admitted they were quietly pleased with the lenient sentence handed out by the EC for their role in what observers dubbed The Great War....

ronseal 14.12.12 3:33pm
Anne Hathaway 'devastated' as she inadvertently exposes her box


medici2471 14.12.12 3:31pm
Barcode inventor dies aged 'thin,fat, thin, thin, very thin, medium, fat...."

That's 91 to you and me...

custard cream 14.12.12 3:28pm
Arms maker says '50 Shades' responsible for huge profit spurt

A British military equipment manufacturer has reported a 'stunning upturn and spurt' in the run up to Christmas, thanks to the book '50 Shades of Grey'. Screech & Matlock Ltd, who have made...

pinxit 14.12.12 2:26pm
Watch your back Harry..

The recent blossoming relationship between Harry Styles and Taylor Swift has been likened to John Lennon and Yoko Ono. He's in a band, she threatens to break up the band. I'm looking forward to the...

Sheepback 14.12.12 1:58pm
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Relocation of NewsBiscuit website to Isle of Wight 'Successful'

Management of the website are said to be 'Delighted' that its relocation to the Isle of Wight has 'Gone as smoothly as expected' and that 'The Isle has never seen such a reliable and...

antharrison 14.12.12 12:42pm
retrospective Turing pardon imminent but witch convictions to stand 2
cinquecento 14.12.12 12:37pm
New cycle helmet vital to Le Tour Yorkshire debut

Designers at Leeds Metropolitan University have revealed their secret weapon in the region's successful bid for the 2014 Tour de France Grand Depart. "It's a revolutionary new cycle helmet in the...

custard cream 14.12.12 12:23pm
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Apple retro fits old iPads with 'cataract display' to encourage users to switch 2
custard cream 14.12.12 11:50am
Film about small man controlled by wizard tops charts. See "The Cleggit" today.

I'll get my coat...

Gaz 14.12.12 11:46am
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