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Justin Bieber said to be "unhappy" with MTV Dad of the Year Award. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 07.11.11 9:31pm
Microwave rice steamer voted man's singular most important invention

By the Microwave rice steamer manufacturers association More soon...

simonjmr 07.11.11 9:31pm
"Boogie" Found Guilty of Involuntary Manslaughter. 0
The All New Jeni B 07.11.11 9:28pm
The All New Jeni B
Brian Sewell describes official Olympic posters as "utter shit". More soon. 8
dominic_mcg 07.11.11 7:47pm
New Bullingdon Club franchises to appeal to masses

The owners of the Bullingdon Club brand, the secretive yet widely known Bilderberg Group, today announced plans to massively increase the clubs footprint by franchising the operation into every...

reforse 07.11.11 7:42pm
Viewers demand inquiry after Lavinia voted off ‘Downton Abbey’ 3
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 7:38pm
Appearance of Intercity 125 stops all activity on the Savannah 0
simonjmr 07.11.11 4:31pm
Croydon and Tottenham omitted from OlympicTorch route 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 3:47pm
Duncan Biscuit
Alex Ferguson in match fixing row

Sir Alex Ferguson is currently helping the police with their inquires over suggestions that he may have been fixing matches in order to score extra points for his online Fantasy Football team. His...

Screenie 07.11.11 3:45pm
BBC Newsreaders to read News for Children In Need

In a break with tradition this year’s Children In Need will feature several BBC Newsreaders dressed in outrageous two piece suits and actually reading the news. Some of the BBC's best-loved...

Mathna 07.11.11 2:34pm
Housing crisis deepens as newly-married couple unable to afford their own palace 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 2:19pm
Duncan Biscuit
Ryan Air clarifies 23% profit increase is before local taxes and airport charges 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 2:19pm
Duncan Biscuit
Real MTV claims responsibility after Justin Bieber wins Belfast award 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 2:18pm
Duncan Biscuit
Olympic Torch route also available in ‘Most Direct’ and ‘Most Scenic’ options 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 2:18pm
Duncan Biscuit
Shit found around St Paul's exit 2
medici2471 07.11.11 2:12pm
HSE warns of dangers of dog excrement lurking in piles of fallen leaves

"Dont let your Autumn / Fall leaf kicking fun be totally spoiled. Think pile, Think Dog pile" "We recommend that to have totally dog poo free leaf kicking experience that you collect and pile up...

simonjmr 07.11.11 2:08pm
Justin Bieber to take the role of brother to his forthcoming child

In a move described as "Probably the best thing for everyone in the long run", boy-turned-man pop pin up Justin Bieber today agreed to assume the role of "brother" to his potential new child. Mariah...

grumblechops 07.11.11 1:29pm
Italian interest rates tragically force The Merchant of Venice to close business 1
charlies_hat 07.11.11 1:23pm
Italian PM denies mismanaging finances after escort agency offers bailout deal 0
SingingHinny 07.11.11 12:47pm
Lengthy police probe blamed on Anton Ferdinand's 3mth injury worry 0
liamkane 07.11.11 12:39pm
Anton Ferdinand death threats false alarm-actually offered lessons in elocution

Moor thoon...

Perks 07.11.11 12:35pm
'Journalist' 'accused' of 'over-using' quotation marks for 'meani

ngless' 'emphasis'...

Nick McCarr 07.11.11 12:24pm
London 2012 posters portray suitable images of confusion and mayhem

The unveiling of the official London 2012 posters has caused appropriate chaos and downright fear as people attempt to work what is going on on the various canvases., “Leading UK artists” like...

CJWorkman 07.11.11 11:33am
Hull Council officials in body mix up to face stiff penalties 1
JETFAB 07.11.11 11:27am
Fear of porn history being made public now UK's number one crime deterrant

Following a number of recent high profile cases, a study has found flimsy evidence to suggest the fear of publication of every questionable detail of one's internet porn activity is now the number...

grumblechops 07.11.11 11:26am
Ed jumps on the Mili-Bandwagon

In a move that surprised all those in attendance, Labour leader, Ed Miliband stopped an interview and like John Terry jumping onto a team-mates girlfriend, he jumped on a passing bandwagon. The...

Perks 07.11.11 11:22am
Convicted arsonists to be used to keep Olympic Torch lit on its 70 day UK relay 0
simonjmr 07.11.11 10:31am
Tea caddie in hot water for black coffee remark 0
medici2471 07.11.11 10:02am
"No junk male", only eunuchs need apply 0
medici2471 07.11.11 9:46am
News from Columbia: Farc quits 2
Skylarking 07.11.11 8:01am