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Doncaster vanishes

After three years, Google Earth has finally been updated, and as well as removing Atlantis from its maps, has also eradicated the South Yorkshire town of Doncaster., The recent moves promise users a...

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Marko 06.02.12 12:14pm
Marko
Gay beekeeper comes out in hives. 4
Stan 06.02.12 11:44am
cinquecento
Emotive end to FA meeting with Capello on table crying "O Captain! My Captain!" 0
charlies_hat 06.02.12 11:03am
charlies_hat
Royal Mail to issue Diamond Jubilee stamps featuring Queen's image. More soon.

Well, that's it actually...

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Mary Evans 06.02.12 10:50am
Sinnick
'One funny little trick for a flatter stomach' finally revealed...

http://bit.ly/more_soon...

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Skylarking 06.02.12 10:49am
dvo4fun
David Milliband: ”I’ll keep a low profile

just not as low as my brother’s"...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 06.02.12 10:48am
dvo4fun
Snow Patrol face calls for zero performance bonus amid traffic chaos 0
cinquecento 06.02.12 10:36am
cinquecento
DFS launch range of attractive, solidly-built furniture...

(not in sale)...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 06.02.12 9:14am
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Man charged with Substance abuse after breaking best of New Order 2 cd set

Confusion!!!...

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virtuallywill 06.02.12 9:13am
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Newsbiscuit Special Supplement: So what Exactly is this 'Snow'

Meteorologists didn't see it coming. Weathermen deny it. Transport planners are baffled by it. Drivers live in fear of it. Until yesterday, nobody had heard of it. It's called Snow. But, amazingly,...

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ronseal 06.02.12 8:27am
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NHS drugs costs soar. Health bosses urge Doctors to be less prescriptive 0
dvo4fun 06.02.12 8:23am
dvo4fun
Search on for Man who bought a non sale item at DFS

Staff at DFS Wiltshire were stunned today when a sixty year old man walked into their store and bought a chair which was not on sale. The staff were busy taking down some signs on Monday and...

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Rabi 06.02.12 5:25am
Rabi
Miliband Parachutes Into Congo To Save NHS

After it was reported that the NHS was kidnapped during a recent holiday, the Labour Leader has made it his mission to rescue it. Miliband said, “The NHS is in danger that much we know. Suggesting...

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Hooch 05.02.12 10:44pm
FlashArry
Alex Salmond irate that an 85% UK Govt Bank sponsors the Scottish rugby team

"It's an obvious case of Uk interventionism, an a blatant attempt to scupper the referrendum for independence" said Mr Salmond at Murrayfield yesterday. "The English government obviously pressured...

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simonjmr 05.02.12 10:36pm
FlashArry
Grateful nation thanks the Queen for keeping Prince Chakes off the throne

Plans to honour the Queen's sixty-year achievement of keeping Prince Charles from becoming monarch are well underway according to organizers of the Diamond Jubilee anniversary celebrations. 'She's a...

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roybland 05.02.12 8:05pm
Skylarking
World computer meltdown predicted for 29 February 0
roybland 05.02.12 7:15pm
roybland
Police hunt for “white clad Parson Brown” in sham marriages mystery.

An enigmatic figure claiming to be a Church of England Minister is the subject of an extensive rural search after allegedly pressuring a young couple to undergo a marriage ceremony of questionable...

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nickb 05.02.12 5:47pm
nickb
Mates of man charged with perverting the course of justice say he's a great guy

A man charge with perverting the course of justice is one of the finest men to walk this earth according to his mates and ex-work colleagues. 'He's my best friend,' said one of the man's mates, 'and...

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roybland 05.02.12 5:18pm
dvo4fun
Laser nose surgeon denies being the “bogeyman” of new medical procedures

For years, Laser eye surgery has been a medical fact of life. Simple, effective, routine and instant. Dr Gary Spring is a pioneer who has earned millions from its widespread use . But yesterday he...

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nickb 05.02.12 5:11pm
dvo4fun
Shortage of African animals after zoo mistakenly orders a giraffe excluder 1
Smart Alex 05.02.12 4:50pm
dvo4fun
CBeebies' Mr Tumble diagnosed with ear cancer

Better to paste it on here than blurt it out to the kids...

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05.02.12 4:49pm
dvo4fun
Submissions board braces itself for flurry of snow-based double-entendres

The Satireiological Office has issued an unprecedented 'Amber' double-entendre alert, as the Newsbiscuit writers room braced itself for a deep covering of gags about 'Katy Perry/Vicky Price/Norfolk...

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Skylarking 05.02.12 3:52pm
Dictionary In Turmoil As "Q" And "U" Announce Shock Seperation 0
sredni vashta 05.02.12 3:44pm
sredni vashta
Treacherous road sold kiss'n'tell stories of bedroom romps to the tabloids

The A308 has been condemned as treacherous, after it was unveiled as the source of a series of Kiss'n'tell stories that appeared in the Sunday Mirror. Though it's foundation was made of hardcore,...

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ronseal 05.02.12 3:35pm
ronseal
Lord Voldemorte stripped of peerage

Well known wizard, Lord Voldemorte has been stripped of his peerage and will henceforth be known as "Mr Voldemorte". This follows allegationa of cruelty to snakes...

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apepper 05.02.12 3:20pm
apepper
All future knights must prove they have killed a dragon, says Queen. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 05.02.12 2:53pm
Skylarking
Huge increase in overtime amongst sports journalists

as millions of pages of rugby related copy have to be rewritten...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 05.02.12 2:15pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
For Huhne the bell tolls. 7
John Ffitch-Rucker 05.02.12 11:14am
Al OPecia
Glasgow KFC to serve deep-fried ear, after successful trial 2
Sinnick 05.02.12 10:25am
Nails UK
Forget WMDs, Al Qaeda to bring down the West with a big snow machine. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.02.12 10:05am
dominic_mcg