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Gaddafi appoints Comical Ali as Press Spokesman. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.08.11 6:59am
Al OPecia
Al Qaeda claim responsibility for U.S. earthquake

More nonsense later...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 24.08.11 5:31am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Still "too early" to start making jokes about the murder of Julius Caesar 0
Nick McCarr 24.08.11 5:19am
Nick McCarr
The end probably is nigh, admit scientists working on laser uranium enrichment.

General Electric and Hitachi have confirmed they will set out plans to use laser uranium enrichment technology to quickly and efficiently produce enriched Uranium 235 fuel. The only drawback is that...

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Corrigan 24.08.11 12:12am
Corrigan
More record exam results prompt new 'A Supernova' grade. 1
Corrigan 24.08.11 11:16am
butagirl
Futurist writers predict Sally Bercow could become self aware at some point. 2
Corrigan 24.08.11 12:27pm
martin2381
Celebrating Libyans shooting into air - "tuck in" into R.A.F. pilot salad 0
thackaray 23.08.11 9:35pm
thackaray
Late boost for Gaddafi as William Hague says he is 'losing his grip on power’ 0
Stan 23.08.11 9:05pm
Stan
Many trampled in rush to sign Hillsborough petition 1
roybland 23.08.11 10:40pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Absence of illegal substances in singer's system shocks Winehouse fans

The absence of illegal substances in Amy Winehouse's system at the time of her death has shocked her fans.,  , 'There must be some mistake,' said Winehouse fan Pauine Roberts (16) from outside the...

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roybland 23.08.11 8:57pm
roybland
Seychelles Tourist Board's Free Shark Pedicure dropped from future adverts

should have been shark-free pedicure...

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brownpaperreporter 23.08.11 8:25pm
brownpaperreporter
Arab League In Pre-season Turmoil

Muammar Gaddaffi is the latest Arab League manager to come under intense pressure ahead of next month's Arab League kick-off. Following the demise of long-term managers Zine El Abidine Ben Ali of...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 23.08.11 10:07pm
Sinnick
Man killed by pepper spray was assaulted.

Tasteless..?...

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writinginbsl 23.08.11 10:08pm
Sinnick
Gaddafi To Return Home Early From Holiday

A spokesperson for the Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi says he is to cut short his holiday and return home to address the problems facing his country. Currently travelling with Tony and Cherrie Blair...

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Deimos 24.08.11 7:16am
charlies_hat
Gaddafi: Tripoli retreat a trap, Death Star "fully armed, operational" 0
Shaddick_Spofforth 23.08.11 5:35pm
Shaddick_Spofforth
"We knocked at Gaddafi's house, but got no reply" report Jehova's Witnesses 0
dvo4fun 23.08.11 5:17pm
dvo4fun
Chalmers and Cameron tipped for Tango and Cash remake

The names of bright orange faced TV travel queen Judith Chalmers and slightly more wealthy than most politician Dave Cameron have been linked with the forthcoming remake of Andrey Konchalovskiy's...

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spoole2112 23.08.11 4:43pm
spoole2112
Gadaffi to be given a sinister laugh in the Hollywood remake 0
Dumbnews 23.08.11 3:49pm
Dumbnews
Michael Sheen to star as Andy Serkis in Michael Sheen biopic. (V2)

The BBC has announced today that supreme character actor Michael Sheen is to play Andy Serkis in a new film about the life and career of Michael Sheen. Serkis was unavailable to play himself in the...

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wallster 23.08.11 6:53pm
The All New Jeni B
"Just the one of me" - to be issued by Will Smith on divorce announcement

Smith denies that "getting jiggy with it" was the cause of separation although it's rumoured that Shark Tale and Hancock were contributing factors. Though Jada Pinkett-Smith is happy with the...

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simonjmr 23.08.11 3:08pm
simonjmr
Chalmers is just Clegg in a wig, make up and a dress claims gutted McPartlin. 0
spoole2112 23.08.11 2:55pm
spoole2112
Cameron To Be The Anchor On Revamped 'Wish You Were Here'

The media rumour mill is working at full tilt this afternoon with widespread reports that David Cameron is being hotly tipped to become the new face of a revamped version of ITV's once massively...

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Duff 23.08.11 10:07pm
dvo4fun
Olympic Fever replaces Wembley Complex as cockney sports lovers' sickie excuse

More to follow...

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spoole2112 23.08.11 2:22pm
spoole2112
NATO chemists probe makeup of Gadaffi-compound. 1
MADJEZ 23.08.11 3:48pm
yussle
Arkansas woman sues surgeon after husbands penis is reattached

An Arkansas woman has become the first person to sue a surgeon following an entirely successful surgical procedure. The operation resulted in her husband's manhood being reattached in full working...

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spoole2112 23.08.11 1:40pm
spoole2112
Angry public set to sue Richard Branson over ‘distressing mental images’

Over a thousand people are launching legal proceedings against billionaire Richard Branson after he was quoted in a news story describing himself running naked. The lawsuits are aimed at claiming...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 23.08.11 10:45pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Man with razor sharp toe nails sets out on dangerous feet 4
beau-jolly 27.08.11 2:22pm
beau-jolly
Radio 4 pospone airing of Richard Branson's Desert Island Risks 0
spoole2112 23.08.11 1:14pm
spoole2112
Kate Winslet saves man from sinking ship.

Dramatic footage has emerged of actress Kate Winslet saving a man from a sinking ship in the North Atlantic. The star of ‘Enigma’ and ‘Iris’ showed cavalier disregard for her own safety...

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MADJEZ 24.08.11 12:47pm
MADJEZ
Kate Winslet risks life to drag career from flames 0
Nick McCarr 23.08.11 12:26pm
Nick McCarr