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Greek bailout....?

Greece offers to bail out Britain if Prince Phillip dies. "After the banking crisis and paying for the Jubilee and Olympics, the worst thing that can happen now is paying for a state funeral", says...

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ionb 05.06.12 6:55am
ionb
Jubilee beacons mistake as 6000 Rohirrem arrive

A "breakdown in communications" has been blamed on the sudden arrival of 6000 heavily armed horsemen...

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apepper 05.06.12 6:18am
Golgeau Treize
Plumbers disappointed with the new range of Jubilee clips 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 05.06.12 5:38am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Royal family "Delighted by 100m by 75m photograph of Mark Phillips" 2
antharrison 04.06.12 11:28pm
medici2471
Liverpool Echo - "Punch Joey Barton and win a Metro"

Liverpool Echo - "Punch Joey Barton and win a Metro"...

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BillyBitzer 04.06.12 11:25pm
BillyBitzer
Philip tells Duchess of Cambridge he'd have prefered a tug 2
tedweasel 04.06.12 11:18pm
medici2471
Jubilee beacon lighting ruined by oversensitive smoke alarm and sprinkler system 0
seymour totti 04.06.12 10:38pm
seymour totti
Kylie set cut short in row over 'pearly SS uniform', Bryan Ferry duet cancelled. 1
MADJEZ 04.06.12 10:37pm
seymour totti
Rio Ferdinand selected for Olympic Back-pedalling event.

Tweets "I owe it all to Woy for not picking me for Euro 2012. He's a legend"...

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RickH 04.06.12 9:38pm
RickH
Chat up line about Titanic voted "worst way to break the ice" 0
quango 04.06.12 9:26pm
quango
Scientists Generate Headlines With Headline Generator

Spending five years and three million pounds of public money on a questionable study may seem like every researcher's dream, but the real reward comes when the study is done and various papers give...

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Textbook 04.06.12 9:03pm
Textbook
Philip's Text to Queen :"Rather you than me old girl. LoL" 0
Drylaw 04.06.12 9:02pm
Drylaw
Queen attends concert in old folks home. 0
Maverick 04.06.12 8:58pm
Maverick
Duke of Edinburgh misses concert after getting bladdered on boat yesterday.

Always a Navy man, more soon...

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MADJEZ 04.06.12 8:04pm
MADJEZ
Prince Philip missing concert 'is taking the piss' says Barlow. 0
MADJEZ 04.06.12 8:02pm
MADJEZ
Queen to strike over pension

Changes to the Queen's pension from one's final salary to one's average has met with resistance from Buckingham Palace. Official sources report that the Queen's union rep is to ballot the Royal...

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tomholder 04.06.12 7:33pm
tomholder
Duke of Edinburgh to face sickness absence review

Prince Philip’s second bout of sick leave in the last six months is set to trigger a formal Human Resources (HR) process Buckingham Palace has revealed. Palace HR assistant, Bruce Semmens,...

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Mandy Lifeboat 04.06.12 6:58pm
Mandy Lifeboat
"Now you're taking the piss" says Duke. "Bladder infection", says Palace. 0
dominic_mcg 04.06.12 6:52pm
dominic_mcg
Prince Philip said to be Immensley Disappointed at Missing "Ghastly Pop Concert"

Prince Philip was today admitted to hostipal as a precaution after suffering from a sudden bout of premonitions before the jubilee pop concert., A palace spokesman said that the prince was very...

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thisisall1word 04.06.12 6:37pm
thisisall1word
Flightless birds 'wasting everyone's time' 3
Genghis Cohen 04.06.12 5:27pm
nickb
Coming soon...CALL of NATURE : Comfort Break 2

Publishers Activision say they are simply responding to customer demand with the release of the latest video game in the Call of Duty series which, it is rumoured will be aimed exclusively at the...

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Nerys Hughes 04.06.12 5:17pm
arthurminnit
Young, trouble-causing personalised numberplate maker given A580 0
antharrison 04.06.12 2:22pm
antharrison
Royal Correspondents Falling Victim To Jubilee Celebrations Overload

Hospitals across the capital are reporting a surge in admissions today as a steady stream of TV Royal Correspondents appear to be signing themselves in for treatment. It's understood that they are...

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Duff 04.06.12 1:57pm
Duff
scary as hell

http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd418/barryted/blair-1.jpg...

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tedweasel 04.06.12 12:55pm
tedweasel
Grateful Queen says “thank Christ I didn’t have to watch that on the BBC." 0
Thor 04.06.12 12:51pm
Thor
Britain joins together to look at Pippa Middletons arse, this time on a boat.

Lord Coe suggests using it for the Olympic opening ceremony. More soon...

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MADJEZ 04.06.12 11:52am
MADJEZ
Nation to take rest of week off after suffering 'Gary Barlow fatigue'.

A lot more of him soon...

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MADJEZ 04.06.12 11:48am
MADJEZ
Safer Rollercoasters Partnership denies cameras are 'money-raising scheme'

The operators of Blackpool’s Pleasure Beach today denied an accusation that the recent installation of automatic facial recognition (AFR) cameras on the flagship rollercoaster amounted to little...

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simonsellick 04.06.12 11:32am
Perks
Nazi climate change denier thwarted by job application Diversity form 0
ronseal 04.06.12 10:23am
ronseal
Octogenarian women advised not to silently stare at people

Elderly women are being advised not to fix people with a steely stare while remaining silent. 'We are particularly keen to warn women in their eighties as they are the most likely group to adopt the...

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roybland 04.06.12 10:09am
roybland