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Ramblers Association slammed for always going around the houses. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Religious Leader Immigration Levels Unsustainable, Says Minister 3
mugwump 3 years

The number of leaders of foreign religions let into the UK is "unsustainable", immigration minister Damian Green said today. The revelation comes as Pope Benedict XVI prepares to visit the UK. The...

Brass rubbing gang arrested 10
Zadok the second 3 years

The Metropolitan police vice squad today claimed a significant victory after four members of the Chatham and Gravesend Brass Rubbing Society were arrested. Members of the society - well known in...

Wedding fixing scandal may mean all UK marriages need to be replayed. 4
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Teenager expelled by Quakers for indulging in sex, drugs and Ready Brek 3
SingingHinny 3 years
Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein to be serialized in ‘Donor Weekly’. 3
SingingHinny 3 years
Carbon allotrope unexpectedly to become new Barclays boss 1
simonjmr 3 years
Me me me virus discovered in children 5
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Prostitute kicked out of English League for bringing 'The Game' into disrepute 5
R R 3 years

'Sonia', 48, - a pseudonym, but the old slapper's real age - has been expelled from the English League of Prostitutes on a charge of bringing 'The Game' into disrepute. The incident is the result of...

Experts Say That Rooney Not In Right Frame of Mind For Football 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

but fit for snooker...

Sheepdog trials delayed after collie refuses to recognize court 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Ohhhh I dont care if Im broke and starving 3
sloopzz 3 years

Long as Ive got my plastic charlie Darwin, Glued to the dashboard of my carrrrrrrrrrrrr, With his face big and hairy, Ape like features big and scary, He reminds me of my dear old...

Marketing downturn has devastating effect on the Corporate Yesmen Community 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

He agrees with Nigel. He's got an ongoing commitment to excellence. He says that in these increasingly competitive times, customer relationship management should be at the heart of corporate strategy...

Philosophical Mathematician proves two wrongs do make a right. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Dr. Magnus Guttenberg from the Academy of Philosophical and Mathematical Studies (formerly a William Hill Bookmakers next to the Bishops Arm's Pub in Reigate) made this discovery after successfully...

Violent poltergeist confesses 'I was just looking for the TV remote.' 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Struggling psychic mediums told to stop underselling themselves. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Inbreeding bees urged to get out more and spend their Nectar points 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
BBC to respond to Fry’s criticism by making ‘dangerous’ shows like ‘Kingdom’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Initial confusion as England arrive in Switzerland and are driven to Dignitas 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Rare colour footage of the blitz filmed last week in Oldham, claims BBC insider. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Ulster Boy with dud pipebomb given detention for not finishing homework 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Israel launches Et Al - the airline for Gentiles 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Trillions of Sperm Stranded as Fallopian Tube Strike Enters Second Day 4
mugwump 3 years
Capello gives Rooney free role tonight in Basle red light district 0
R R 3 years

'He will play in a threesome with John Terry and Ashley Cole' reported Capello to a pressroom full of shocked reporters who just wanted to know about the football . . ...

A n overweight scottish man has been arrested in connection with the 0
arrghgarry 3 years

scotch egg throwing incident at Tony Blair`s book signing,the suspect was not saying much apart from the fixed crazy grin attached to his face...

Sue Sues Sly 0
Doctor Moptop 3 years

It was revealed today that Liverpool solicitor Max Rekin has served a writ against Hollywood icon, Sylvester Stallone. Denying accusations of opportunism and wanton limelight-seeking, Mr Rekin...

Rooney places gagging order in Switzerland 1
fernandomando 3 years
Cameron Defends Decision to Send Troops into Book Store 0
El Trev 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has today defended his decision to send British troops into a small independent book store on the Clacton High Street. In a robust defence in the House of Commons he said...

Balefails to kill cat in bin but succeeds in killing ELO cellist 3
arrghgarry 3 years
Fine for dropping chocolate wrapper was inspiration behind Careless Wispa, 2
Mr.3374 3 years

Reveals George Michael...