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News Corporation to provide voicemail alert SMS message service for Vodafone

Vodafone are pleased to announce that they have contracted out this service to a well loved and trusted information provider. The service will be enhanced as they will also text you if you have a...

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grottymonty 25.08.11 12:47pm
grottymonty
Mrs Boycott called up for India ODI squad

Indian selectors, still smarting from a 4-0 drubbing in the recent Test series against England have answered criticism from supporters back home by including veteran Yorkshire all-rounder Mrs Hilda...

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Gerontius 30.08.11 7:23am
Gerontius
Daring each other to drink stuff is more fun than real work say scientists

Research scientists working in a lab at Cambrdige University have discovered that daring each other to drink concoctions from test tubes is up to 10 times more entertaining than carrying out proper...

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Mr_Johno 25.08.11 12:36pm
Mr_Johno
American troops hunt for Gadaffi, promise to find him by 2021. 1
MADJEZ 25.08.11 1:51pm
dvo4fun
Mars offers Bounty Bar for Gaddafi's capture.

More confection soon...

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dvo4fun 25.08.11 12:28pm
Duff
CANDLELIT VIGILS HELD ACROSS THE GLOBE AS "INDUSTRY ICON" ANNOUNCES RESIGNATION

In scenes more commonly associated with a celebrity death or the break-up of a boy-band, fans, mourners, and competitors alike, gathered together today in a show of support following the shock...

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donkey_walloppa 25.08.11 12:44pm
borednow
Furious Fergie Flummoxed By BBC's Decision To Subtitle Him

Sir Alex Ferguson has been left red-faced and fuming after deciding to end his self-imposed 7 year ban in speaking to BBC. The fiery Scot was told that the corporation will be happy to speak to him...

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Duff 25.08.11 11:25am
Duff
TV Weather Girl Kelly Dispenses Sound Career Advice

"Get a bump. It's a positive must if you want to go anywhere weather-wise," said top BBC TV weather reporter Kelly Breasley to a party of teenage girls touring BBC studios yesterday. "Whether it's...

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Drylaw 25.08.11 10:55am
Drylaw
Joan Collins breaks record for 45th consecutive year celebrating 33rd birthday 0
simonjmr 25.08.11 10:43am
simonjmr
Moon Mapper Moore Slams Britain's "Pathetic Space Programme"

Pop-eyed astronomer, Sir Patrick Moore, has slammed Britain for not doing enough work, or spending enough resources on space travel and research. Addressing the symposium of sad nerds and geeks...

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Duff 25.08.11 10:29am
Duff
£1m Ghaddafi Lottery rollover as winning ticket goes unclaimed. 0
thackaray 25.08.11 10:26am
thackaray
Bannister's mile record a fake says Oxford man in belted raincoat. 0
Drylaw 25.08.11 10:23am
Drylaw
Park bench perverts decry poor British Summer for low tit numbers 0
simonjmr 25.08.11 10:10am
simonjmr
Record number of dirty old men watch pupils getting their GCSE results

For the 30th year running record numbers of dirty old men decided to watch the news for a change on the morning of GCSE results. There are also signs of a Gender gap as once again very few dirty old...

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whickerman 25.08.11 2:52pm
whickerman
Jacqui Smith attributes 'offender decoraters' decison to having the painters in.

More soon ht everybody else My coat is by the door...

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dvo4fun 25.08.11 2:58pm
Duff
'Price on Gadaffi's head' proves Jordan will do anything for publicity.

More soon. (KatieKatie Price? Jordan? On his head -- geddit?! Oh I give up.)...

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DrTurmoil 25.08.11 9:45am
DrTurmoil
Dawkins find Religion between Relights and Relining 2
simonjmr 26.08.11 10:57am
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Jacqui Smith to star in Confessions of a Reforming Prisoner

hat tip to other writers...

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Erlang 25.08.11 9:41am
Erlang
Depardieu to front ad campaign for Apple's new iPee

Inspired by his own health problems Steve Jobs' latest technological masterpeiece was unveiled today. At first glance the iPee appears no more than a slim 2" x 3" rectangular block with no obvious...

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spoole2112 25.08.11 9:37am
spoole2112
Naked rambler goes on ... and on, and on

I won't get me coat...

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beau-jolly 26.08.11 9:21am
Drylaw
daily mail to start campaign to end tuition fee discrimination

trying to ensure that English students have to pay similar tuition fees in all other EU countries...

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4ty2 25.08.11 9:28am
4ty2
Tottenham to sue for Olympic stadium under human rights legislation

Retaining the athletics track to train up the mob for running riot in London is also deemed an unnecessary demand...

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4ty2 25.08.11 9:15am
4ty2
Help! My iPad has stopped wor 1
Griffin 25.08.11 10:26am
Ostsee
TV swamped with shouty ads offering to pay cash for unwanted dictators

As the news from Libya sees the value of tyrants on the open market hit an all time high, enterprising UK experts in exploitation of public greed and gullibility have launched a major ad campaign for...

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DrTurmoil 26.08.11 11:43am
butagirl
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 'Bollocks' says Jobs. 0
wallster 25.08.11 8:53am
wallster
New boss says Apple will stick to its core business 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.08.11 8:43am
Duncan Biscuit
Defiant Jacqui Smith says offenders only painted one of her homes 1
Duncan Biscuit 26.08.11 4:02pm
dvo4fun
Plan for Amy Winehouse MTV tribute abandoned after 10 minutes 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.08.11 8:41am
Duncan Biscuit
Researchers report an 18% increase in pointless statistics 0
Mr_Johno 25.08.11 8:29am
Mr_Johno
Worst performing GCSE teacher claims he was “misunderstood’ 0
Stan 25.08.11 8:28am
Stan