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Jason Manford to be digitally added to BBC repeats in bid to raise his profile. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Much more of him soon...

Physician baffled why no one responds to his penis enlargement emails 2
Dumbnews 3 years
'Bitch wouldn't turn the car around' claims Blue's Lee Ryan in court. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Public outrage at discovery of something so dull as betting on cricket. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Heavy metal no longer the Devil's music. "I've matured." says Prince of Darkness 3
3 years

The heavy metal world is in shock tonight following Satan's announcement that the loud, guitar-based music is no longer his music of choice. "It suited me when I was younger. Songs about death, war,...

Court upholds right of footballer not to be identified as an England player 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Botched tear duct op leaves Anne Robinson 'the leakiest wink' 3
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

Radical Rabbi Calls For Teddy Bears to Roast in Hell 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

The spiritual leader who calls all Palestinians evil, who said secular people were "fools" who behave like "animals and that those murdered in the Holocaust were a reincarnation of sinners from past...

Millibands silent over ‘No Balls’ scam 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Putting your face somewhere dark, smelly and damp also known as bog snorkelling 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Benefits clampdown as rooftop snipers to be positioned outside every Job Centre 6
Ludicity 3 years

New rules introduced by the Department for Work and Pensions mean that anyone entering a Job Centre will now have to do so under a hail of bullets. ‘Genuine jobseekers have absolutely nothing to...

For Victoria Blunt the pennies are starting to drop ,the insistence of 0
arrghgarry 3 years

holidays in Brighton ,his Vaginophobia,always insisting on the back door and his love of Katie Price ,she wonders how many ,more are out there .She does have the upper hand though by saving all the...

Chilean Officials Deny Link to "Armageddon" and "The Core" Actors Disappearance 0
mugwump 3 years
Fabulous new BGT singer destined for fame and fortune Lesley Boyd prefers not to 2
arrghgarry 3 years

take on a nickname like Subo...

BGT talent Mr Methane who simon Cowell thought was a disgusting animal 0
arrghgarry 3 years

strongly denied today that his performance on the programme was enhanced by Autofart...

Hansie Cronje Cricketer of the Year Award shortlist revealed 0
IABP 3 years

Asif, Butt, Amir, Akmal...

Police say Cock Robin may have known his killer 1
ronseal 3 years
MI6 Boss regrets the loss of mathematics genius Gareth Williams as he would 2
arrghgarry 3 years

the one to turn to ,to figure this out...

Trott and Broad bribed to stage world record eighth-wicket stand of 332 1
Mother 3 years
Thug community fed up with being blamed for drunken violence 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The Thug Community has filed a complaint with the press commission, after being constantly portrayed in the media as violent drunks., A study of court reports revealed that the majority of violent...

Study finds most pre conceived opinions and stereotypes are correct 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Inquiry into Hutton Inquiry could push Hutton over the edge, say friends 0
ronseal 3 years

. Themes:, Hutton under pressure to reach verdict that pleased government, (Must look up his first name), Unblemished career, Would have hated being asked to lie, BBC blamed for betraying his...

Mining teams in Chile were about to start drilling half way down the mine 0
arrghgarry 3 years

near the collapse ,then after a few drinks with a reporter from The Sun they decide to drill from the top taking to extend the news coverage .Kirk Douglas had no comment or maybe he did ,it was...

Ad Feature: Extreme Sports Chilean Potholing, 4 Months for Price of 3 Offer 1
mugwump 3 years

Start collecting coupons in the Daily Star this week...

Eunuch Cricket Team In No Balls Scandal 0
IABP 3 years
Bo-Selecta to become Queen's official favourite television programme 0
LostLad 3 years

As the last ever episode of Last of the Summer Wine is broadcast later today, Buckingham Palace has released a short press statement saying how much the Queen has enjoyed watching Last of the Summer...

MTV admit they could have solved the Fritzl case years ago if they had 0
arrghgarry 3 years

only accepted his daughters application for teen crypts...

Third Englnad footballer wins gagging order NOTW finds it funny because 0
arrghgarry 3 years

his friend was gagging on something in the car park...

Pulling the string out your bottom voted 'Worst aspect of Yo Yo Diet' 4
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

A poll of Yo Yo dieters has reached an unexpected conclusion that took pollsters completely by surprise. A thousand weight watchers were asked 'What's the worst thing about Yo You dieting?'. The...

A Conservative man named Crispin Blunt (no relation to Gay spy Anthony blunt) 11
arrghgarry 3 years

surprises the world by announcing that he is gay .He would also like to announce that the England football team is crap .The queen is a German and footballers get paid too much,if anyone else would...