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Vatican dismay as Steve Jobs achieves sainthood before Mother Teresa 0
roybland 23.10.11 11:22am
roybland
Gaddafi's death caused by capture, claims autopsy Doctor. 0
Mrblacker 23.10.11 10:21am
Mrblacker
Gun rules blamed for lack of UK celebrations over Gaddafi's death

Libyan exiles in the UK have blamed to Government's firearms laws on their failure to celebrate the death of Colonel Gaddafi. The country's former leader for the last 42 years died on Thursday after...

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Mrblacker 23.10.11 10:18am
Mrblacker
Financial Statement from Canon Giles Fraser

The Revd Quasimodo, Chancellor of St Paul’s Bank issued the following statement today (Saturday 22nd October 1482,), "I remain firmly supportive of the right of mugs to trust me with their money,...

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arflaethel 23.10.11 10:05am
arflaethel
Tory MP's To Be Housed In Dale Farm....

"Sort of a gradual 'getting use to being out to pasture in the near future,' said a spokesman...

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Jesse Bigg 23.10.11 9:15am
Jesse Bigg
Harrow accused of being "old school" 2
Nick McCarr 23.10.11 9:11am
writinginbsl
Tories To Change Their Name......

..To "The Wasteland Party." "Eeh, it's a re-run of the 1980's, only worse."...

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Jesse Bigg 23.10.11 8:48am
Jesse Bigg
Cameron Orders VAT Increase In Readiness For Another Libyan-Type 'Glory Hole'...

."Sod the public services, I want another jolly - this time without the French!"...

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Jesse Bigg 23.10.11 8:32am
Jesse Bigg
Androids left wondering what Steve Jobs had against them

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15400984...

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Nick McCarr 23.10.11 7:51am
Nick McCarr
Use of the word "Idiot" is demeaning say Karl Pilkington Community 0
Mathna 23.10.11 7:07am
Mathna
Temple closes as bearded hippy overthrows the tables of the money changers. 11
button 22.10.11 11:40pm
dvo4fun
Offenders urged to do community service first, then commit crime

Scheme will improve local communities and cut court costs. Michael Jeffries, unemployed, is about to complete 200 hours of community service, canal clearing and removing graffiti from a local...

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nickb 22.10.11 11:38pm
dvo4fun
God upset by closure of St Pauls, checks into Travelodge

Protest groups camped outside St Pauls have caused the Supreme Being to change his plans for the weekend. I've deleted the rest because it was bollocks...

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Boutros 22.10.11 11:08pm
Boutros
Councils to begin issuing satellite component recycling bins 0
kga6 22.10.11 9:56pm
kga6
Councils admit using undercover parking attendants

Local authorities round the country have been running undercover parking attendants in a bid to collect more revenue from illegal parking. “It started quite simply,” said Sandwell Council...

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nickb 22.10.11 9:24pm
Perks
Sting captures real IRA weapons smuggler in Lithuanian.

Sting captures real IRA weapons smuggler in lithuanian countryside rumours that he informed the authorities by sending out an SOS, sending out an SOS does this have legs?...

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gbakes01 22.10.11 8:00pm
gbakes01
Gaddafi Post Mortem Latest: "Died of Natural Causes"

A post mortem has revealed that Colonel Gaddafi died of natural causes. "It's not entirely unexpected.", explained a Libyan official. "He was nearly 70 and as people get older, they often fall asleep...

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apepper 22.10.11 7:35pm
apepper
God cares more about hedgehogs than Christians says Ann Widdecombe

Star of last year's Strictly Come Dancing and former minister Ann Widdecombe has accused God of caring more about hedgehogs than Christians.,  , Addressing the annual conference of the Catholic...

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roybland 22.10.11 7:22pm
roybland
Post mortem confirms Gadaffi demise a 'dead Sirte'

I thank yeoww...

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Skylarking 22.10.11 6:37pm
Skylarking
Mental disability protest escorted to Number 10, Police mistake them for Cabinet 0
brownpaperreporter 22.10.11 5:51pm
brownpaperreporter
Gaddafi and Jobs launch iPocket Dictator 0
RJWinter 22.10.11 3:03pm
RJWinter
"Devastated" Shaftoe Fiancee Sues For Breach Of Promise 0
rikkor 22.10.11 2:36pm
rikkor
Basque separatists ETA blame ceasefire on lack of "initial-only recognition"

‘Why couldn’t you for once just say “ETA”?’ asked Basque separatist group ETA leader Garikoitz Aspiazu Rubina, in an emotional plea to the world’s media to afford them the same status as...

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Gong of Fur 22.10.11 1:40pm
beau-jolly
Webuyanycar.com now owns all cars in UK 2
GreenCross 22.10.11 1:33pm
Skylarking
Gaddafi Post Mortem Result

Libya's National Transitional Council (NTC)has announced that the results of the post-mortem on Colonel Gaddafi conclusively prove he died from an untreated in-grown toenail. Following recent...

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Nearly Normal 22.10.11 1:14pm
Nearly Normal
Welsh roads safer: speed-merchant Araf is banned for 12 months

Motorists in Wales can rest easy tonight as one of the principality's most notorious drivers was banned from driving for 12 months. Over the past decade Araf's penchant for speed had been such that...

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GreenCross 22.10.11 1:00pm
witless
Wrong again end of the world man told 'cheer up, it might never happen' 7
ianslat 22.10.11 12:40pm
beau-jolly
Blair retracts offer of help to Spanish government talks with ETA

"The fact that none of my chums have come forward with outstanding private business contracts which I could influence whilst in Spain, has nothing to do with my decision" he says...

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witless 22.10.11 12:36pm
witless
Saif al-Islam latest: reports suggest he is now 'completely armless'

., out on a limb, here...

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writinginbsl 22.10.11 12:34pm
writinginbsl
Porthmadog By-pass

The long-awaited by-pass for the town of Porthmadog in North Wales has finally been opened. The event was marred by many members of the local council refusing to attend as the invitations had only...

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falconer 22.10.11 12:13pm
arthurminnit