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Physicians warn that not eating an apple a day will kill you 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Weather forecasters hope for speedy breakthrough in autumnism test 0
ramblesnake 3 years
Flanimals sue Ricky Gervais for not making them funny enough... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

More soon. If you like. Whatever...

Prime Minister vows to fight new hospital superbug... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

using all the community resources and voluntary groups at his disposal. Prime Minister Cameron said today that "simply spending money on drugs, hygiene or patient care would be an admission of...

Ginger people become 18% more attractive as tans go out of fashion 1
la maga 3 years
Failed dieter admits her portion control consisted of buying ever bigger plates 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Newscasters all opt for butchers rather than seas to depict 'choppy recovery' 0
la maga 3 years
Lavatory humour on the way out 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
God wins design prize 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Pallbearer's Union demands double time for Jimmy Reid's 297 hearse drivers. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years

"It doesn't matter if they're not necessary, that's the fucking rules" said representative...

National Chemist chain introduces Ramadan anti-smoking patches 0
hero2zero 3 years

Month long course available soon....

Only ugly students to be shown opening A level results, says BBC 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

'Warty hands' would be one of our aims, said a spokesman...

If walls had ears they would be sick of hearing your porn collection 0
la maga 3 years
Serial Killer claims 5th victim, 4th nickname 9
Golgo13 3 years

Police announced yesterday that the serial killer formerly known as ‘the Scented Slasher’, would for the time being be called ‘Killer A’, saying they needed more time to find a common theme...

'The Fat Fuck' tops Good Food Guide again 2
pinxit 3 years

TV's 'Celebrity Masterchef' presenter Gregg Wallace was today named 'Glutton of the Year' for the second year running by the prestigious publication. Awarded 10 out of 10, Wallace easily beat off the...

CLONED COW PRODUCTS LATEST .. 2
Gourd Almighty 3 years

Fears grow about the harmful consequences of cloning when a young mother mixes her baby’s milk and produces a hideous mutation which is a ghastly hybrid of a Cow & a Gate...

Police warn terrorists may switch to being polite and sociable. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years

Such people must be immediately reported as suspicious...

Ad -Fergie TV - £10pm - Free Box - as much as you want, get it now! 0
Coldstream 3 years
Findus 'tight-lipped' over delay in launch of football-themed fastfood 1
pinxit 3 years

CrouchPotato ® with 'Hot Spanish dip-in' sauce. More soon...

John Terry regains Captain's armband after promise to 'tie a knot in it' 1
pinxit 3 years

Swine spotted flapping wings at 20,000 feet...

Dypslexic vegetarians slam local's as being prejudice after organising Carnival. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Naomi Campbell hotly tipped to win Crufts 2011 2
Scroat 3 years

Well, I mean...

Reservations about new autism test from Director of the British Medical Council 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

Peter Hosgarth, Director of the BMA has some concerns about the new autism tests. "Well, honestly, I don't think sticking someone into a room full of naked strangers who are all banging cymbals meets...

Teenage prostitute dumped by pimp for sleeping with Peter Crouch 3
JayGee 3 years
Ad Feature: Get that 'just back from holiday' look with new L'Oreal SunBurn! 4
jp1885 3 years

Want that sophisticated aura of the Brit abroad but don't fancy that greasy foreign food?, Want that healthy all-over needling tingle but are put off by the exchange rate?, Want look like you've...

Scientists develop autism test but can't understand why you'd be interested in 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Peter Crouch ecstatic with his double dip recovery 0
simonjmr 3 years
Founded of the ODEAN Cinema Group Dies 2
Charlie 3 years

Sir George Randell who founded of the ODEAN Cinema Group has died. His funeral will be held on Tuesday at 2:20, 4:40 and 8:30...

Stallone suffers stroke during filming of The Expendables 2
jp1885 3 years

http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/the_expendables_stallone1.jpg, More soon...

In bid to boost sales KFC axe buckets and introduce 'WheelieBins'o'Chickin' 0
pinxit 3 years

Pawlickin' good!...