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95% of women prefer rabbits in the bedroom to a horse in the living room 4
victimms 15.01.12 12:06pm
Major Clanger
Whooping and Cheering causes Coughing and Jeering

The Health Protection Agency has today confirmed that cases of whooping and cheering are on the rise., A report has found that people in their own homes who take it upon themselves to make these...

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victimms 15.01.12 11:57am
victimms
Cash machine tunnel: list of suspects grows

Police investigating the theft of £6000 by a gang which dug a 100ft tunnel partly through concrete to a cash machine at a Blockbuster shop, say their list of suspects is growing. 'Six months to dig...

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roybland 15.01.12 11:30am
roybland
Woman awakes from coma as Danny Glover

The family of a Bristol woman who awoke from a six-year coma as film actor Danny Glover expressed their surprise at her transformation today. Doreen Peacock, 27, slipped into a coma in January 2006...

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hughesroland 15.01.12 10:52am
hughesroland
Increase in cash machine tunnels predicted

Britain could see a sharp rise in the number of people using tunnels to withdraw money from cash machines, economists say. Thieves in Manchester recently spent six months digging a 100ft tunnel to...

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roybland 15.01.12 10:36am
roybland
New York City destroyed in Tetris re-enactment mishap 3
hughesroland 15.01.12 10:21am
hughesroland
Countries fed up with low credit ratings to stop using Standard & Poors...

and to use Fantastic & Above-Average instead...

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Smart Alex 15.01.12 9:43am
Al OPecia
Standard & Poors downgrade little batteries from AAA status to AA...

thus making them slightly bigger batteries...

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Smart Alex 15.01.12 5:08am
Smart Alex
Republicans Fire Jesus

"Tolerance and Forgiveness thing a huge misunderstanding"...

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sredni vashta 15.01.12 2:12am
sredni vashta
Women must produce original receipt to return Implants 0
Drylaw 15.01.12 12:30am
Drylaw
Sardine "claustrophobic" 0
nickb 14.01.12 11:31pm
nickb
France "can stand on box" to compensate for reduced credit rating, says Sarkozy

More short-arsed xenophobia soon...

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Scroat 14.01.12 11:27pm
Scroat
Magic carpet launched by Arab Spring 0
nickb 14.01.12 11:06pm
nickb
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button 14.01.12 10:43pm
Ironduke
Responsible hotel towel use "has solved world climate crisis" say experts.

It is a familiar message that has paid off, according to a joint conference of climatologists and laundry-scientists held in Philadelphia last week.  "Do not request fresh towels unless it is...

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nickb 14.01.12 10:38pm
nickb
millions wiped off of tesco share prices

well, I thought it was funny...

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arthurminnit 14.01.12 8:39pm
Mafaking Carwongo
Cornwall Goes Decimal. 9
sredni vashta 14.01.12 6:35pm
godly1966
Werewolf conjugated to create waswolf, amwolf, and arewolf 13
Smart Alex 14.01.12 5:43pm
arthurminnit
Ratings agency downgraded to Standard and Piss Poor's

A spokesperson for the high profile agency today said,"This whole thing is just a knee-jerk reaction to a scandalous rumour put about by Portugal, Greece and France that we're not up to the job....

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simplysimon 14.01.12 3:22pm
simplysimon
Government urges parents to be more violent with children

Parents are to be encouraged to smack their objectionable offspring more often and with greater force, the government announced today. In plans to make life a little more bearable for the general...

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Shandy 14.01.12 3:03pm
dvo4fun
"Piracy" Student goes to Somalia for work experience

More follows...

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apepper 14.01.12 1:23pm
apepper
Military Despot Memorabilia sale now on, look out for “Fuhrer Reductions” 0
Ian Searle 14.01.12 1:20pm
Ian Searle
Cameron A Dead Cert For 'Most Cheesed Off PM' Award....

.."Sorry, Dave, a post-Olympic general election isn't on the cards, 'cos Clegg-iron says so."...

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Jesse Bigg 14.01.12 11:51am
Jesse Bigg
Brass monkeys oppose Ball's freeze 0
JETFAB 14.01.12 11:46am
JETFAB
Woman with french breast implants loses double D status 0
Skylarking 14.01.12 11:06am
Skylarking
Martin Luther King memorial inscription to be changed.

It turns out he never said, "Hehe, it's turned out nice again." a Whitehouse spokesman conceded. This latest embarrassment comes only weeks after the Obama administration had to pay a team of...

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dominic_mcg 14.01.12 10:30am
dominic_mcg
Education minister says improved English standards in schools is epic win 1
Nick McCarr 14.01.12 9:40am
Username
Report highlights rabbits still suffering in UK battery farms 1
Duncan Biscuit 14.01.12 9:36am
Username
Battery hens downgraded from AAA. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 14.01.12 9:31am
Username
France Downgraded from "Irritating Country" to "Shit" 1
Mathna 14.01.12 9:23am
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