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Egypt to ditch BT Broadband after internet connection fails again 0
TerribleTim 4 years
Egyptians devastated: "Barry was writing new National Anthem". More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
John Barry only lives once. More soon. 1
MC One R 4 years
Innovative texting device developed called a keyboard 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Negotiations with Egyptian ambassador break down due to lack of Ferrero Rocher 0
Boarfunkel 4 years
President Mubarak accused of pyramid scheme. More soon. 1
MC One R 4 years
Pressure mounts for immediate withdrawal of British sportsmen from Australia 1
ianslat 4 years

There is growing pressure on the Government today to withdraw British sporting stars from Australia following the weekend’s devastating results from down under. Protesters have mounted a vigil...

Newcastle admit £30m bid for Carroll "assumed to be Dalglish's sense of humour" 0
MC One R 4 years
Ignore, googling revealed my joke did not make sense 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Wayne Rooney renegotiates image rights. “An extra £20 a week will come in handy” 1
Doylem 4 years
Lynx effect a myth! 0
AndyOverhead 4 years

..Claims Walter McGeeky, an overweight, unemployed 53 year old virgin that spends his time scouring the internet for er, jobs, he tells us., "It's rubbish!" claimed Mr McGeeky, "I went to a beach at...

Price of decals skyrocket as transfer deadline day draws to a close 0
simonjmr 4 years
Scientists prove Dirt is Dirty 0
AndyOverhead 4 years

This, only 3 days after concluding that water is watery. And, following an accident that led to the dirt and water being mixed together, they have managed a hat-trick of results by proving once and...

Comedy trio 'The 3 Carrs' split as Jimmy and Alan discover Maxine's secret past. 0
Phlegm 4 years
The Palins: Sarah and Michael collaborate in repeat of ‘dead parrot’ sketch... 3
Doylem 4 years
NASA not required to launch Enterprise to rescue Clingon in Egypt 0
4ty2 4 years

as rebels have lost their voice due to a malfunction of their translators. The successful malfunctioning of the western style hand held translators prevented the rebels to harmonise, such giving the...

Poundstretcher to be renamed twopoundstretcher after inflation warning 0
Basil_B 4 years
Chelsea table audacious £30m bid for Kai Rooney 1
simonjmr 4 years

"This is our future perfect strategy for 2022" said a Chelsea Spokesman More soon...

Wayne Rooney tipped for Hollywood , playing Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story 4 0
Ian Searle 4 years
James Bond composer has Die-de-die-die-de-die-die, die-de-die-die-de-die-died! 2
Ian Searle 4 years
Jet-pack technology indefinately postponed in favour of replacement bus service. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

Hat tip to Doylem...

Transfer deadline day latest: Mr Humphries on “free transfer” to Arsenal... 0
Doylem 4 years
More than 750,000 new irate tax payers. 0
bonjonelson 4 years

or at least that's what I thought they said on the radio...

Communion bread & wine “re-positioned in market” as mid-morning snack... 0
Doylem 4 years
Tories defend forest cuts 0
sunner 4 years

'These wild animals have been sponging free-housing off the Government for too long'- Tories defend forest cuts...

Mubarak urged to throw-in the 100% finest refined cotton towel 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Future “not as exciting as it used to be”, futurologist recalls... 4
Doylem 4 years

“Back in the black & white 1950s the future looked good”, said James Cantrell, a futurologist from the Applied Foresight Foundation. “We envisaged a bright, new, high-tech tomorrow. Space...

All of Egypt grounded for 2 weeks for breaking curfew 0
ianslat 4 years
Constipated MPs face all night sitting. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy the dog to fight gang ASBO order 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years