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Chat up line about Titanic voted "worst way to break the ice" 0
quango 04.06.12 9:26pm
quango
Scientists Generate Headlines With Headline Generator

Spending five years and three million pounds of public money on a questionable study may seem like every researcher's dream, but the real reward comes when the study is done and various papers give...

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Textbook 04.06.12 9:03pm
Textbook
Philip's Text to Queen :"Rather you than me old girl. LoL" 0
Drylaw 04.06.12 9:02pm
Drylaw
Queen attends concert in old folks home. 0
Maverick 04.06.12 8:58pm
Maverick
Duke of Edinburgh misses concert after getting bladdered on boat yesterday.

Always a Navy man, more soon...

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MADJEZ 04.06.12 8:04pm
MADJEZ
Prince Philip missing concert 'is taking the piss' says Barlow. 0
MADJEZ 04.06.12 8:02pm
MADJEZ
Queen to strike over pension

Changes to the Queen's pension from one's final salary to one's average has met with resistance from Buckingham Palace. Official sources report that the Queen's union rep is to ballot the Royal...

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tomholder 04.06.12 7:33pm
tomholder
Duke of Edinburgh to face sickness absence review

Prince Philip’s second bout of sick leave in the last six months is set to trigger a formal Human Resources (HR) process Buckingham Palace has revealed. Palace HR assistant, Bruce Semmens,...

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Mandy Lifeboat 04.06.12 6:58pm
Mandy Lifeboat
"Now you're taking the piss" says Duke. "Bladder infection", says Palace. 0
dominic_mcg 04.06.12 6:52pm
dominic_mcg
Prince Philip said to be Immensley Disappointed at Missing "Ghastly Pop Concert"

Prince Philip was today admitted to hostipal as a precaution after suffering from a sudden bout of premonitions before the jubilee pop concert., A palace spokesman said that the prince was very...

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thisisall1word 04.06.12 6:37pm
thisisall1word
Flightless birds 'wasting everyone's time' 3
Genghis Cohen 04.06.12 5:27pm
nickb
Coming soon...CALL of NATURE : Comfort Break 2

Publishers Activision say they are simply responding to customer demand with the release of the latest video game in the Call of Duty series which, it is rumoured will be aimed exclusively at the...

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Nerys Hughes 04.06.12 5:17pm
arthurminnit
Young, trouble-causing personalised numberplate maker given A580 0
antharrison 04.06.12 2:22pm
antharrison
Royal Correspondents Falling Victim To Jubilee Celebrations Overload

Hospitals across the capital are reporting a surge in admissions today as a steady stream of TV Royal Correspondents appear to be signing themselves in for treatment. It's understood that they are...

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Duff 04.06.12 1:57pm
Duff
scary as hell

http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd418/barryted/blair-1.jpg...

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tedweasel 04.06.12 12:55pm
tedweasel
Grateful Queen says “thank Christ I didn’t have to watch that on the BBC." 0
Thor 04.06.12 12:51pm
Thor
Britain joins together to look at Pippa Middletons arse, this time on a boat.

Lord Coe suggests using it for the Olympic opening ceremony. More soon...

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MADJEZ 04.06.12 11:52am
MADJEZ
Nation to take rest of week off after suffering 'Gary Barlow fatigue'.

A lot more of him soon...

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MADJEZ 04.06.12 11:48am
MADJEZ
Safer Rollercoasters Partnership denies cameras are 'money-raising scheme'

The operators of Blackpool’s Pleasure Beach today denied an accusation that the recent installation of automatic facial recognition (AFR) cameras on the flagship rollercoaster amounted to little...

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simonsellick 04.06.12 11:32am
Perks
Nazi climate change denier thwarted by job application Diversity form 0
ronseal 04.06.12 10:23am
ronseal
Octogenarian women advised not to silently stare at people

Elderly women are being advised not to fix people with a steely stare while remaining silent. 'We are particularly keen to warn women in their eighties as they are the most likely group to adopt the...

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roybland 04.06.12 10:09am
roybland
Thousands of Jubilee street parties followed by hundreds of Jubilee punch-ups 0
Nails UK 04.06.12 10:08am
Nails UK
Parkinson's Society welcomes continuing popularity of Shakin' Stevens 0
roybland 04.06.12 9:43am
roybland
"They Saved Thatcher's Fanny" Film Causes Huge Controversy

The new film "They Saved Thatcher's Fanny", despite repeated pleas from the iconic British leader's family and caregivers, has finished shooting. The American production depicts a team of scientific...

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Textbook 04.06.12 9:30am
Textbook
New Iphone App "Find Cheryle Cole's Arse" Big Hit

Cole apparently quite concerned about new app that gives users directions to her posterior...

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Textbook 04.06.12 9:22am
Textbook
BBC's ‘Olympic Hyperbole' shortfall fears after Jubilee weekend

Wall to wall coverage of the Queen’s Jubilee Thames Flotilla has run down the BBC’s useable stock of vacuous comments. Much commentary was by News24 staff, trained in the art of high-volume...

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dvo4fun 04.06.12 8:53am
dvo4fun
Queen opens new floating Chinese restaurant on Thames

Well that's what it looked like to me...

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Haywood Manley 04.06.12 7:58am
Haywood Manley
Queen's canal boat holiday marred by 1000 rubberneckers.

Her Majesty the Queen has abandoned her planned Jubilee holiday claiming the public just won’t leave her alone. After 60 years on the throne she had asked for the minimum of fuss and for her and...

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MADJEZ 04.06.12 7:26am
Perks
Boris Johnson tells Queen, Next Years Jubilee celebrations will be even better 0
Scronnyglonkle 04.06.12 6:23am
Scronnyglonkle
Job applicant rejected for lack of tattoos 0
Dumbnews 03.06.12 10:49pm
Dumbnews