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Series 7 of Downton Abbey is planned - the one where they open a Safari Park

And the Earl of Grantham takes several dozen wife-lets...

Ian Searle 11.11.11 2:40pm
Ian Searle
Saville ends up at 45 degrees, several hundred degrees cooler than some expected 0
Ian Searle 11.11.11 2:38pm
Ian Searle
11/11/11 - Happy Spinal Tap day! 0
Smart Alex 11.11.11 2:36pm
Smart Alex
God to move over to cloud based technology. 0
Ian Searle 11.11.11 2:35pm
Ian Searle
'Freedom' from recession cry Cypriot chip-shop owners as Scotland fans invade.

The 'Island of Love' threw its arms around the 2000 Scotland fans who landed at Larnaca Airport in the early hours of this morning, for tonights Cyprus-v-Scotland football match. Rumour soon spread...

Bryan with a Y 11.11.11 2:20pm
Bryan with a Y
Tesco to run ailing Cambridgeshire Hospital for next 10 years

Despite critics saying the Local Health Authority is off its trolley, the Secretary of State for Health is adamant that there are many good things are in store for Tiggleswade District Hospital,...

Squib 11.11.11 1:43pm
Tinnitus mars Armistice Day for thousands

"I fear Armistice Day every year, those two minutes of silence are sheer hell" said Gregory Tyler (43) More soon...

simonjmr 11.11.11 11:31am
Clegg pledges "free workhouse" places for 140,000 disadvantaged toddlers

Some 140,000 disadvantaged two-year-olds could qualify for places in modern day work houses under a scheme due to be rolled out in England Nick Clegg has said £7 will be spent over four years...

simonjmr 11.11.11 10:55am
James Murdoch explains "Just when I thought i was out, they pull me back in" 3
button 11.11.11 9:35am
White footballers confirm they have no problem with John Terry 0
grottymonty 11.11.11 8:57am
Queen leads Nation in remembering the financial fallen

In an act of remembrance marking 25 years since the Big Bang, the Queen, members of the Royal Family and political leaders gathered at Canary Wharf to lead the Nation’s mourning for the financial...

Gong of Fur 11.11.11 8:53am
FDA investigation triggered by bad applesauce

Washington state apple manufacturer Snokist had to recall several hundred thousands of cans of applesauce in 2011. The facility that processes this applesauce is now under FDA investigation. The...

georgia 11.11.11 6:11am
Silvio Berlusconi to start "Charging for it"

Silvio Berlusconi, the Italian Prime Minister has responded to the downgrading of Italy's debt rating by saying that "the beautiful ladies will have to pay for my favours". Berlusconi went on to say...

apepper 11.11.11 6:03am
Veterans to wear pansies out of respect for death of decent England performances 14
11.11.11 12:44am
Toon Pies now 70% off all year round: was £15, now £4.50

Anyone else been in a Sports Direct? This is pretty much their sales strategy...

kga6 10.11.11 11:43pm
Silvio Berlusconi to be fired from cannon

Outgoing Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi today ensured he would leave office with dignity, by being fired from a cannon. In accordance with the traditions of his hometown Milan, Mr...

grumblechops 10.11.11 11:07pm
Reduced price Wig Manufacturer ensures customers have "less toupee". 2
seymour totti 10.11.11 10:57pm
Bogus doctor, who faked qualifications, given third degree by police. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 10.11.11 10:04pm
Wonka's Everlasting Gobstoppers are ball bearings, say Trading Standards. 0
dominic_mcg 10.11.11 9:33pm
ITV Wrestling tonight: "Lord" Coe v Cry Baby Hague - No Mercy 0
Drylaw 10.11.11 9:24pm
Minor victory for capital punishment activists

People sentenced to death by hanging are now allowed to wank during their execution...

gaijintendo 10.11.11 9:10pm
Upset as Sunderland FC bids to buy right to St James' Park namesake

Newcastle considering suspending Metro trains to Sunderland in response. Updates coming soon...

ndbrown123 10.11.11 8:25pm
Mafia demand apology for being likened the James Murdoch 1
Mark66 10.11.11 8:25pm
Martians stop Russian probe because it fails immigration regulations 0
Sinnick 10.11.11 8:23pm
Single-molecule teapot hailed as being slightly more useful than a chocolate one

A multi-disciplinary team of synthetic chemists, biochemists and a former presenter of Antiques Roadshow today unveiled the world’s first single-molecule teapot in an exhibition at the Millenium...

Squib 10.11.11 7:27pm
Italy to transfer debts to credit cards and pay 0% interest for 6 months

In a last ditch attempt to rescue its beleaguered economy, Italy announced it is to transfer its debts to credit and store cards and save a whopping £12bn in interest over the next six months. It...

ThunderSquid 10.11.11 7:17pm
Tom Watson 'accidentally decapitated' with chainsaw after Murdoch inquisition

Tom Watson: "have you ever heard the term muerta?", Jimmy Murdoch: "I was buying cannoli at the time of the alleged incident"., Tom Watson: "You must be the first mafia boss in history who didn't...

vertical 10.11.11 7:03pm
Comet shops sold for £2 plus £37.50 for an extended warranty 9
Duncan Biscuit 10.11.11 6:51pm
Sky Atlantic to show the Murdochanos: everyday wiseguy newspaper publishers

The Mudochanos is an Australian - American television drama series that revolves around the New York based media mogul and mobster Rupert Murdochano and the difficulties he faces as he tries to...

simonjmr 10.11.11 4:55pm
Newcastle fans to launch protest if they can find any staff that will listen

Geordie fans, upset at the re-naming of St James' Park to the Sports Direct stadium, are wandering around inside the ground looking for someone to complain to. However, despite its vast size, the...

Midfield Diamond 10.11.11 4:54pm
Midfield Diamond