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Rio Ferdinand shakes off stalker by not playing football 1
John Wiltshire 4 years

Recently, Rio Ferdinand has complained of being stalked every time he plays a football match., 'I, like, y'know, go on the pitch, like, and then there's these blokes what follows me round. It's...

Beckett fans flock to Olympic 100m sprinter's website, WAITING_FOR_GOdotcom 0
pinxit 4 years
Police force to be replaced by ‘crime census’ 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

The Home Office have announced plans today for a radical shake up of policing in the UK. The changes, set to come into effect from early 2012, will see a move away from the traditional approach to...

Suspected Canabis Blocks Found in Vatican Toilets. Resignations Highly Likely. 4
BewsNiscuit 4 years

We say: Is soap dope? Can pope hope to cope? Mope? Nope! Elope!...

Maundy money to be replaced by scratch cards 0
Pinhead 4 years

in an attempt to show a degree of austerity and to make the future Queen more at home...

Gordon Brown's offer to head up EMF is "Unbelievable!" 2
simonjmr 4 years
Wedding Special: "That" Uniform. 4
BewsNiscuit 4 years

Top royal watchers are on tenterhooks, the gossip columnists squirming deeper into their ever-moistening seats. The question on everyone's lips is "Are the rumours correct?" Will Prince William...

Gordon Brown rejected in favour of Nick Leeson as new head of EMF 4
Basil_B 4 years
Gordon Brown to head IMF. Other candidates Norman Lamont and Bernie Madoff. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Man's attempt at conversation with US customs official flops 22
MC One R 4 years

Brian Evans, a taxi driver from Nantwich attempted a little easy banter at US Passport Control yesterday. Mr Evans, 38, was arriving at JFK in New York to visit his sister for a few days and was...

Surge in potential donors after IVF threesome technique concern publicity 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cameron plays down chances of Gordon Brown getting a job at Aldi 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Apple sues nectarine for copying 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
RAF’s largest plane touches down as Duchess of York arrives for the wedding 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Italian Ambassador in South Africa to hold reception in honour of Pietro Ferrero 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Cameron: World's First "Civil Bigamy" Charge May Follow Flirt With New Friend. 0
BewsNiscuit 4 years

That's politics! More soon...

AV 'Maybe' vote soars ahead in polls 0
4 years
Government in crisis as Wonga refuses payday loan. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Jesus becomes an atheist after crisis of confidence 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Says he is suffering from a lack of self-belief...

Surgeons appluade new teaching technique for students at UCL 12
news-on-the-streete 4 years

From the start of the comming Academic year, students studying medicine at UCL will be taught in the latest pratical techniques to form the basis of their surgical skills. This technique known as...

The Church announces a few changes. 1
Tammy Flugh 4 years

Palm Monday, Maundy Wednesday, and Good Thursday...

Chocolate tycoon meets sticky end. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years

With this headline I am really spoiling you...

stranded londoners treated for fresh air contamination 4
4 years

Londoners stranded outside London by the M1 closure are being subjected to dangerous levels of fresh air and amicable conversation, warned health experts yesterday. To avoid any long-term health...

Man saw sun then.... 0
BewsNiscuit 4 years
Uproar as boxing match ends with one of the contestants being hurt 1
John Wiltshire 4 years

There was uproar last night as a boxing match was ended by the referee because one of the boxers was hurt., The manager of the boxer who was hurt was very angry. 'The other boxer hurt my boxer,' he...

AV Referendum to be carried out using AV 0
Deimos 4 years

To help address widespread misunderstanding of the AV electoral system, the Prime Minister has today decided that the AV referendum itself will be carried out under the AV voting scheme. When...

Church of the Zombie Apocalypse 0
ThatAndyDavisFellow 4 years

prepares to celebrate dead rising from their graves at Easter...

Having trouble keeping up with Jones? Post fake facebook status updates 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Typhoon wreaks carnage on Moroccan coast - RAF cites inadequate training 0
4 years
Cowell’s “Britain's Got Government” TV show is favourite for voting reform. 0
ThatAndyDavisFellow 4 years

Simon Cowell’s proposal for a “Britain's Got Government” show to replace the existing First Past the Post electoral structure received an unexpected boost this morning. Results from a secret...