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General Synod reject hamsters as bishops

The controversial votes keep coming as today not just hamsters but all nocturnal rodents were barred from becoming bishops. There was much squeaking and rattling of wheels as the results came through...

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grottymonty 21.11.12 2:34pm
grottymonty
Lord McAlpine expected to sue Dave in "about a year"

As Lord McAlpine works his way through the TV networks looking for financial redress, the producers at Dave are bracing themselves for multiple visits from the Peer's legal team sometime late next...

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grottymonty 21.11.12 2:32pm
abusedandconfused
Lord Chief Justice Lord Judge to become Lord Pensioner on retirement next year 0
simonjmr 21.11.12 2:31pm
simonjmr
Roberto Di Matteo expected to be announced as Roberto Di Matteo's replacement

Following Roberto Di Matteo's sacking as Chelsea manager this morning, the Chelsea board are expected to announce outgoing Manager Roberto Di Matteo as his shock replacemnt. More soon...

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simonjmr 21.11.12 2:29pm
simonjmr
Nations begin traditional Christmas warfare

Countries around the world have begun bombing each other in the run up to Christmas. “I think it gets earlier every year,” says Mandy Batchelor, a curvy 22-year old physicist from Cheshire. “I...

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Darkbill 2.0 21.11.12 2:25pm
abusedandconfused
Black disabled lesbian single parent appointed new head of PC World. 9
godly1966 21.11.12 2:16pm
abusedandconfused
'Mousetrap' celebrates 60 years of the policeman doing it. Oops. 3
Midnight Dreary 21.11.12 2:11pm
abusedandconfused
Danone rebrand 'Gervais' yoghurt as customers reveal they just can't stomach it

Just in case you don't believe me http://www.at-home-corsica.com/134-185-large/gervais-danone-petits-suisse-aux-fruits-12x50g.jpg...

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Gaz 21.11.12 12:50pm
Gaz
Church votes to keep spelling of 'Bishopric' unchanged. 0
beagle 21.11.12 12:27pm
beagle
Toymaker to replace Pinnochio

A Cobham Toymaker threw his expensive handmade Italian puppet, Roberto di Pinnochio, out of his Toyshop yesterday. The Toymaker's website has officially thanked Pinnochio for his contribution to the...

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beagle 21.11.12 12:25pm
Dick Everyman
Banking industry cock a hoop as UBS trader's £1.5bn loss is everyone else's gain 0
ronseal 21.11.12 12:04pm
ronseal
Daily Mail picture editor fired after approving pic without a woman's breast. 0
Gaz 21.11.12 11:54am
Gaz
Someone endorses stranger on LinkedIN and wants nothing in return 0
ronseal 21.11.12 11:32am
ronseal
Footballer dropped after only giving 100 per cent

While all his team mates were giving 110 per cent, Gary Thomas was living a lie. To his shame, Thomas was only playing to 100 per cent of his abilities, a fact that will haunt him for the rest of his...

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ronseal 21.11.12 11:28am
Danny
Synod spokesman explains 'It was the wrong time of the month for women bishops' 0
weematt 21.11.12 10:58am
weematt
Relief as BMA say marketing's NOT in your DNA but creepiness may run in families 0
ronseal 21.11.12 10:50am
ronseal
Justin Welby hesitant over gay weddings but wants more gay funerals. 6
weematt 21.11.12 10:48am
weematt
Arrival of Vol Au Vents persuade marketing guru to 'step up to the plate'

A marketing manager's metaphor came true yesterday, when he finally got to step up to the plate - and was rewarded with a Vol Au Vent. The incident was a coming of age for Darren Freestone,...

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ronseal 21.11.12 10:44am
ronseal
Irrelevant religious sect votes to stay irrelevant. 0
AReader 21.11.12 10:41am
AReader
Real life cost of Church of England decision revealed.

The true life fallout from yesterday's decision by the Church of England not to allow women bishops has begun., Dawn French is today facing life on the streets after revealing that she had invested...

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Gaz 21.11.12 10:31am
Gaz
EasyJet's special Christmas fare to be provided without the usual trimmings 0
Stan 21.11.12 10:21am
Stan
Elderly oceanographer finds metric instruments hard to fathom

hat, coat, bathyscope ....

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Yikes 21.11.12 10:05am
Yikes
“Why not build your own Tramp?” says CPRE

The Campaign to Protect Rural England (CPRE) is to reintroduce the once-familiar British Tramp to the countryside, to combat litter and minor vandalism. “For much of the last century,” says...

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dvo4fun 21.11.12 10:02am
Yikes
Guardiola to be sacked next October, say Chelsea

Chelsea FC have announced that manager Pep Guardiola, who was appointed manager in November 2012 when Roberto di Matteo was sacked following a disappointing result in the Champions League, will be...

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Oxbridge 21.11.12 10:02am
Tripod
International Chess Congress votes against introduction of female bishops.

In a well predicted move the male dominated International Chess Congress voted against the introduction of female bishops at its annual meeting., Advocates of change polnted to the opportunity to...

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weematt 21.11.12 9:44am
weematt
Freddy Starr Raped my Hamster

Comic put his wanger in my hamster says beauty...

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Harris-Jackson69 21.11.12 9:42am
Harris-Jackson69
Disney buys Tim Burton

The Disney Juggernaut has continued its relentless march to world domination today, with the purchase of another Hollywood giant....

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SteveHancock 21.11.12 9:21am
SteveHancock
Kevin McCloud to build new church for 'Intelligent Grand Designs' 0
charlies_hat 21.11.12 8:17am
charlies_hat
Dinosaurs vote for extinction... 0
Queen of Tarts 21.11.12 8:03am
Queen of Tarts
'Satire in crisis' warns CBeebies producer

Children as young as 5-6 years old are turning their back on satirical humour and going off in search of something more challenging warned Kay Benbow, Head of Control at CBeebies, Regular viewers of...

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Gerontius 21.11.12 7:55am
Midfield Diamond