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Classical musician sex pest made inappropriate overtures 1
simonjmr 3 years
Blair: "I didn't go into writing to change authors 0
Laughingstock 3 years

- its to improve reading for the under 5's." and he continued: " Book signings at Toys 'r' Us and Hamleys were simply ill-thought out but it real terms offer all ages a glimpse of who i am" he added...

Mozart website to be updated every minuet of every day 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more later, in 3/4 time...

Transsexual op clinic to close after scrapping of mixed sex wards. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Zsa Zsa Gabor receives last rites rites 1
roybland 3 years
Who Do You Think They Are? 3
ramblesnake 3 years

A new show from BBC 2 in which a panel of men, old enough to remember What's my Line, try and guess the name of the "celebrity", why they are famous and what, if any, talent they have. They then have...

World electronic hand-dryer record smashed at 3 hours 10 minutes 1
jp1885 3 years
After Frankie Boyles departure from "mock the week" he has gone to the dogs 0
arrghgarry 3 years

however as Kerry Katona used to watch the show she gave him the spanish archer . El Bow...

Pakistan and US devise cunning plan to flush out Al'Quaeda.. 5
Sharpehunter 3 years

Scheming Pakistan and US Intelligence Services have developed a cunning plan to flush out Al'Quaeda militants. US Engineers have today flown in to Pakistan to investigate the idea of diverting the...

Secret Britain sites experience 2000 fold increase in visitors. 0
simonjmr 3 years

"Damn the Beeb, they've only gone a ruined my haven" said one disgruntled Cornish Holiday maker. It is undestood that next weeks programme will include Butlin's Skegness, Centreparc Elevdon Forest...

Use of Wind Power rather than Coal leads to drastic reduction in miner injuries. 0
seymour totti 3 years
Hospital deep-clean latest: mixed sex wards to be scraped 0
jp1885 3 years
New homes plan rapped - P to the L to the A to the N 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Boy with head stuck in toilet seat "Up to his neck in sh*t" says Fireman! 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

Firemen attending the scene of the 18mth old's toilet tragedy have advised against putting your head down the toilet as it can prove fatal. Observers note that Essex appears to be a popular spot for...

Mixed Mex wards to be scrapped 1
virtuallywill 3 years

Clegg takes the reins but finds he is holding himself back 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Former President George Bush denies using blood tax dollars 0
arrghgarry 3 years

to fund two wars in Iraq and Afghanistan...

Ban Ki-Moon calls for unprecedented Blue Peter ‘Bring & Buy’ sale 0
Gary Stanton 3 years

UN chief, Ban Ki Moon, last night urged thousands of middle class British school children to help flood-ravaged Pakistan by launching the world’s most ambitious exchange of hand-me-down shite that...

British singer sorry for "HGV" sex 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Scientists no closer to finding right answer to 'do you think she looks pretty?' 6
jp1885 3 years

Despite almost a decade of research and millions worth of pounds funding, scientists at Loughborough University's Department of Nuptial Studies have admitted that they have yet to find a satisfactory...

Student, 20, shunned for using cash instead of credit card at shop checkout. 1
3 years

Lucas Milne, a student from South London, has been shunned by his friends and family for not paying with a credit card for a bottle of Lucozade Sport and a copy of Empire Magazine in a shop in...

King of Saudi Arabia says 'Sausage on a Fork' tom foolery is not funny anymore.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

especially during Ramadan!...

Next England team will be Italians, says Football Association 1
rickwestwell 3 years
Ban Ki Moon grumbles about crap locations for disasters.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon grumbled to gathered press yesterday "Bah, Kofi spent most of his time in much nicer places, such as Bali and South Africa, what do I get eh? A visit to Paki 'bloody'...

Prince celebrates VJ day 0
simonjmr 3 years

Prince (52) yesterday celebrated VJ Day with an impromtu concert featuring 1999, Purple Rain, Sexy MF and U got the look. Several ex-servicemen complained that the purple popstar was totally...

Latest survey shows that forty percent of those surveyed lie 3
hero2zero 3 years

One person surveyed told researchers, "They don't pay me for my opinion and why should I give it, truthfully for free?"...

Confused Hermaphrodites and Gender Swaps bring London to a standstill.. 1
Sharpehunter 3 years

Lady Ga Ga and other famous hermaphrodites and gender swap personalities have brought London to a standstill today as confusion over ending of mixed sex wards causes panic. "What the f*ck am I...

Health and Safety claims another victim as plug pulled on Home Liposuction kit 14
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

An inventor who dreamed of giving the public affordable DIY home liposuction kits has had his dream crushed by red tape. And once again, blame lies with Britain's officious health and safety nazis....

Pakistani President Asif Icare Zardari anounces with KINKO`s in 200 miilion 0
arrghgarry 3 years

leaflet drop printed in 20 languages to keep their chins up, and have a positive attitude like me and KINKO`s for all your photocopy needs...

Al Megrahi`s, the Lockerbie Bombers autobiography bombs. 0
arrghgarry 3 years