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Robert Green a firm believer in the special relationship 0
Genghis Cohen 3 years
Deal man in deal over deal; 'an ordeal over', he says. 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

Brian Switch, 42, from Deal in Kent, gets good price on wood for shed, after long search...

World Cup to be decided on number of useless goalkeepers. 0
Ostsee 3 years

Hopefully this will all end soon...

IOW denies it has Nuclear weapons 3
virtuallywill 3 years

The Council Leader of The Isle of Wight Mr. Brian Rampant has stated emphatically that there are not any Atomic weapons stored on The IOW. He has written a letter to Yukiya Amano of the International...

Americans confused by world competition where foreigners are allowed to play. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Both P.M's emphasise the need to cut excess bureaucracy 14
virtuallywill 3 years

another one soon...

'Going Green' given entirely new meaning. More soon. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Latest: BP 1: God's favourite people 1. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Poundshop owner regrets renaming ‘All-a-Quidder’ as SAS storm building. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Cameron tells England team. 'Score lots of runs at the polo chaps !' 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Many more awkward posh blokes pretending to be into football soon...

England worried about 'Good Pitch' 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'We're not used to playing on perfect surfaces. We don't know how the lads will handle it. Its a worry.' Wembley promise they will lay another new pitch...

US Flag flies over Scots Parliament to mark start of English World cup Campaign 1
Jammydodgers 3 years
BP 1: Congress 0. Latest 0
Ostsee 3 years
Obama and Cameron Discuss BP. Worry about their dividend payments. More soon. 1
martin2381 3 years
Mr Potato Head manufacturer struggles to keep up with demand from South Africa 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

No idea why...

Troops marking Queen’s official birthday disappointed not to receive party bags 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Isle of Wight man calls police after finding bank open on a Saturday 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
President of Kyrgyzstan in desperate plea for more vowels 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Apple announce revolutionary new i-ron 2
fernandomando 3 years

Steve Jobs today held yet another press conference to announce an exciting new technology designed to satisfy the demand from customers. At a packed conference centre in San Francisco the ‘i-ron’...

Egon Ronay's funeral to be given 3 stars. more soon 0
martin2381 3 years
Egon Ronay to be cremated at gas mark four for one hour with red wine and garlic 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Stephen Fry Deployed to Tackle Urbane Fox Menace 1
Quaz 3 years

Plans to lure them into the First Night of a Noel Coward play, then kill them with poisoned canapes during the interval...

Desperate Andrew fiddled with Honours List, claims palace insider. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years

A spokeman for Her Majesty the Queen has quashed rumours, before they even start, that the Birthday Honours List is just "an excuse for Prince Andrew to find a new bird"., A source close to the...

Government to merge Met.Police and Met Office 2
virtuallywill 3 years

You are forecast to fall down some stairs...

Police investigating Egon Ronay's death question 800 restauranteurs with grudges 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Stoke man fined for striking happy medium 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

Cheerful clairvoyant, Rita Spamley, reported David Ashburger to the police, after he had allegedly hit her across the face after a reading. 'For a moment, I saw stars', said Ms Spamley. Ashburger was...

Fox Savages Illegal Immigrant Paedophile, Daily Mail Now Confused 3
Svendo 3 years
Police investigating Egon Ronay's death question 800 restauranteurs with grudges 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
David Cameron says: 'I can probably stop the oil leak single handed' 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

'It is certainly something Labour could never have done.'...

Dancer, Michael Flatley's feet fall off after 35 taps a second record 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

He remains philosophical. 'I will set up the record for tapping with stumps', says a jolly Lord of the Dance. 'No more flatley feet for me.'...