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Rescue shaft sealed as celebrations get under way for 32 miners 0
Nobby Holder 4 years

Try that approach...

Scousers and Miners celebrating on TV sparks false alarm that Thatcher has died 0
Moggsy 4 years
Catholic church delighted to hear that 33 miners are available. More soon. 0
antharrison 4 years
Update: French-speaking dog posts death threats in internet chat room... 9
be reasonable 4 years

mort soon. That's it, I'm off. Bon chance, mes petits-pains...

Pope concerned about rising trend of born-again atheists 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Rescuers - now that's 15. Or was it 14 ? Or 16 ? 1
Sinnick 4 years
Laxative producers fear sales downturn when team GB returns from India. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Shake hands with Tom Daley at your peril...

New ITV series: I'm a celebrity get me out of this mine shaft 5
Basil_B 4 years

Hot on the heels of the recent events in Chile involving the 33 trapped miners, ITV are to bring out a new reality TV show that will involve 33 celebrities to be stuck down a mine shaft for six weeks...

Rome University destroyed after physics lab canteen mixes pasta and antipasta. 7
wallster 4 years
Man Wins Chilean Pools after Correctly Predicting the First 8 Men Out. 1
IABP 4 years

25 more soon...

Chilean president: it's a great time to hide some bad news 0
Sinnick 4 years
UN to investigate rumors of South American Super Cannon 0
Erlang 4 years

UN inspectors are to follow up allegations that an as yet unnamed South American nation has been developing a Super Space Cannon using technology based on Project Babylon. Project Babylon the Iraqi...

Ed Miliband to be superceded by Ed Microband leadership technology 0
flyerblade 4 years

Labour party needs a higher energy leader to form government. Critics argue dangers of moving the party to the far "infra-Ed". Proponents say question time will get more throughput with a higher...

Police replace stolen art paintings with copies 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Chile accused of taking Rebirthing Therapy 'a step too far' 0
xl5 4 years

Taking rebirthing fad to this extreme may do more psychological harm than good...

Chile to open new theme park in 2011 0
flyerblade 4 years

Main ride features a 622m vertical drop...

Doug mcclure ecstatic at rescue from Chilean mine and giant reptilian monsters 2
Iamthestig 4 years
Chile: Bijou Residence, Tall Chimney Feature, Would Suit Large Family 4
IABP 4 years

$134,000 CLP P.C.M., Vacant...

Tragic irony as rescued miners killed by falling tree 1
rickwestwell 4 years
Sauron to run for President 5
Zadok the second 4 years

Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor and Nameless Enemy has announced his plans to stand for President of the United States. In a statement released from the Dark Tower yesterday, he said he will abandon...

Coleen and Clancey admit 'bagging an ugly one' has backfired 0
Moggsy 4 years

Betrayed WAGs Coleen Rooney and Abbey Clancey have expressed their dismay that a relationship with an ugly footballer has not guaranteed fidelity. 'I know Wayne had that dabble with the granny,'...

Theif robs carpet shop but ends up with the worthless half of the 50% off stock 4
Basil_B 4 years
Dr Who warns of ‘real and credible’ threat of UK attack by Cybermen 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Mail privatisation bill publication delayed after Jess the Cat spills milk on it 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Ed Miliband begins work on rescuing 57 Lib Dem MPs trapped deep in the coalition 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Consumer confidence rushed to hospital after big fall 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Chilean miners believe rescuers are 'just winding them up'. More soon. 1
malgor 4 years
Cable removes cap on the number of principles he is prepared to abandon 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Devil agrees to trial community sentences 1
ianslat 4 years

Prince of Darkness The Devil has today confirmed that he will consider imposing non-custodial sentences for dead sinners as an alternative to eternal damnation in Hell. The announcement comes...

Stable hand pleads guilty to three counts of grooming. 2
Mary 4 years

A stable hand has been accused of three counts of grooming at Manchester Crown Court yesterday. Terence Malloy, a 48 year old bachelor from Winsford in Cheshire described in graphic detail how he had...