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Pope To Give Sainthood... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

to John Thomas...

After horrific murder of honeymoon bride Local police use C.S.I 1
arrghgarry 4 years

techniques and assume iti s Certain Stupid Indian did it...

Miracle as face of Jesus reveals a secret picture of a piece of toast 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
New evidence suggests Paul the World Cup Octopus died in Russian Roulette game 1
gaijintendo 4 years

Flogging a dead octohorse I suppose...

British Electronics company NewsBiscuit release Satire-Nav 6
bonjonelson 4 years

Lost in a complex maze of spam and arrghgarry submissions? Find your way through with Satire-Nav. Patent Pending...

New 3D films will require 3D Fake Noses and 3D Cigars 0
gaijintendo 4 years

To rip the piss out of cinema-goers even further...

“Web not just porn delivery system”, says teenager. “Believe me, there's more." 1
Doylem 4 years
Irish not sure whether they should pull out or bail out first 2
Nobby Holder 4 years

Farther jack...

World’s oldest joke found inside pyramid: “jackal, jackal, wavy line”... 7
Doylem 4 years
Met Office cold weather alert: “Geordies spotted wearing T-shirts”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Cannabis users celebrate a new date in the calendar, Hash Wednesday... 2
Doylem 4 years

Hash Wednesday differs from Hash Monday, Hash Tuesday, Hash Thursday, Hash Friday, Hash Saturday and Hash Sunday in that it occurs on a Wednesday...

Pope to issue condoms to all priests and choir boys 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

The pope has called on priests and choir boys to practise safe sex in order to prevent the spread of bad publicity...

New 4X4 sport-utility off-road shopping trolley claims first Waitrose casualty 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Dave Breith, designer of Britain's top selling 4X4 shopping trolley, has defended the use of these sports utility vehicles in Waitrose supermarkets. He was reacting to criticism that followed after...

Mr Kipling Research HQ gets windows smashed for harbouring 'pie dough file' 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Did you know ... 14
Sinnick 4 years

The word "Anglophile" means love of things English, but there is no equivalent for things Welsh...

Irish Government advised to check Ocean Finance deals before accepting EU Loans 0
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon, on Sky channel 888]...

Pope demonstrates use of new mitre to priests 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab78/brownpaperreporter/th_pope.jpg?t=1290357839...

Succsession of Dead Popes Pissed at God For Lying to Them About Condoms 1
thisisall1word 4 years

Further dead popes have come forward this morning to criticise God's decision to come clean about his position on prophylactic usage. 16 previous ex-popes has spoken out now, collectively stating...

Older X Factor viewers say Wagner has gone dowhill since ride of the valkyres 1
Basil_B 4 years
Suicide bummer dies on the job 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years
Renee Zellweger Baloons to Healthy Weight for Bridget Jones 3 0
Grover 4 years

US actress and stick-figure Renee Zellweger has confirmed that she is fattening up to reprise the role of Bridget Jones the upcoming feature film [i]Bridget Jones: The Brink of Starvation[/i], due...

Widespread disgust as store waits till advent to put up xmas decor. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

The Independent Retailers Confederation today slammed department store Peter Lewis for refusing to begin their christmas festivities until the start of the church calendar. Spokesman for the IRC,...

X Factor Latest: Daniel Radcliffe to join Wand Erection 0
bonjonelson 4 years
StatNav: “97% accurate, within +1 and -1 of standard deviation”... 0
Doylem 4 years
SartreNav: you know where you are, but it no longer seems to matter... 0
Doylem 4 years
New Planet found orbiting one of the Stars on Newsbicuit 1
Rowly 4 years
Bernard Matthews says he'll probably be voting for Christmas 0
roybland 4 years
Berlusconi hurries to New Zealand after hearing radio report of desperate miners 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Newspaper critics say NZ Mining Disaster "not as good as the original" 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Billy Jo Spears admits that if Michael Jackson had dropped his baby son 0
arrghgarry 4 years

from that Hotel window in Germany ,it would have given her failing career a much needed boost .The selfish bastard...