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Ford Mondeo owner to trace FSH on next episode of "Who do you think you are?" 1
Iamthestig 17.04.12 1:55pm
cinquecento
Actress denies she bashed the Bishop 0
Iamthestig 17.04.12 12:59pm
Iamthestig
Bishop and actress 'couldn't keep it up any longer'

In what is seen as a 'big blow' for celebrity watchers, The Right Reverend Geoffrey Turnbull, Bishop of Norwich, and former Hollyoaks actress Gemma Waterson have announced that their relationship has...

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Oxbridge 17.04.12 12:47pm
Rootin Tootin
‘Death curse’ Grand National sweepstake entrant strikes again

It has been revealed that Pete Jenkins, the country’s unluckiest sweepstake contestant, struck again at Saturday’s Grand National. Mr Jenkins, an accounts clerk from Basingstoke, has now...

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Midfield Diamond 17.04.12 12:09pm
Midfield Diamond
BBC to broadcast controversial Antiques Roadshow ‘Titanic’ special

The BBC have been accused of a lack of taste over plans to broadcast a commemorative edition of the Antiques Road Show featuring quality items pillaged from the Titanic. The corporation have sought...

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Gary Stanton 17.04.12 11:55am
rickwestwell
'Holiday in Britain' adverts revealed as an attempt at solving drought

A recent advertising campaign designed to encourage Brits to holiday at home has been exposed as an attempt to resolve the drought. Professor Ahmed Kamil has been Head of Tempting Fate at Middlesex...

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kimllfixit 17.04.12 11:54am
kimllfixit
The final £413m Mega Millions Winner named - Lucky B*****d 0
Ian Searle 17.04.12 11:49am
Ian Searle
Footballer forced to play FA Cup match in his underwear after he forgets his kit 0
Ian Searle 17.04.12 11:45am
Ian Searle
"Big Society" to be downsized, says Cameron.

Prime Minister David Cameron announced earlier today that research had shown that the Coalition's flagship Big Society initiative had expanded to an unexpectedly large and unsustainable size. "We...

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Mick99 17.04.12 11:38am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Tube workers set to go on strike - Government advise us to stockpile Smarties 0
Ian Searle 17.04.12 11:37am
Ian Searle
Scientist say Tweets tell us people are happy at Xmas - still no cure for Cancer 1
Ian Searle 17.04.12 11:27am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Scientists studying Tweets find people can only communicate in 140 characters 0
Ian Searle 17.04.12 11:22am
Ian Searle
As UK Economy picks up Tena Lady now worth Elevena against the Eruo 0
Ian Searle 17.04.12 11:20am
Ian Searle
New Windows 8 to taste of three Flavours "Despair, Bitter Defeat & Despondency" 0
Scronnyglonkle 17.04.12 11:18am
Scronnyglonkle
Big Jump In Postage Stamps? Have No Fear....

.As pigeon fanciers set up their "Pigeon Splat" service., One in the eye of the Post Office, no doubt...

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Jesse Bigg 17.04.12 11:02am
Jesse Bigg
Oh go on then, since it's actress and bishop day...

One from ages ago http://beta.newsbiscuit.com/board/84/32//Actress-Marries-Bishop.html...

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red 17.04.12 10:57am
red
Actress still not on speaking terms with Bishop

Actress still not on speaking terms with Bishop, In a disappointing move for double entendre lovers everywhere, the Actress has confirmed she has split from the Bishop. Its though to be a 'big blow'...

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yens123 17.04.12 10:49am
Midnight Dreary
John Bishop denies lurid conversation with Actress 0
Scronnyglonkle 17.04.12 10:10am
Scronnyglonkle
Robin Gibb Stayin' Alive for the time being. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 17.04.12 10:00am
dominic_mcg
British Library to put £9 million gospel in ‘Fiction’ section 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.04.12 9:50am
Duncan Biscuit
Men seek urgent reassurance a stroke and a few tugs won’t turn them gay 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.04.12 9:49am
Duncan Biscuit
"I had a stroke and woke up beautiful" claims Samantha Brick 0
cinquecento 17.04.12 9:44am
cinquecento
100th birthday telegrams from the Queen to be axed due to cost of stamps

Buckingham Palace has announced today that the Queen will no longer be sending the traditional birthday greetings to those who reach their centenary birthday, due to the Royal Mail's planned rise in...

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Mr_Johno 17.04.12 9:33am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Breivik a right-wing nutwho posted vile abuse on the internet, says Daily Mail 0
Oxbridge 17.04.12 9:17am
Oxbridge
Prostate prognosis improves if wife is a high-pitched harridan 0
medici2471 17.04.12 9:09am
medici2471
Prostate trial collapses and establishes impotent precedent 0
weematt 17.04.12 8:44am
weematt
Stroke victim rugby player discovers he's straight 0
medici2471 17.04.12 8:30am
medici2471
Government announce fracking to recommence under Blackpool

and all future Tory Party conferences will be held in Brighton...

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rustytruss 17.04.12 8:24am
rustytruss
Carjacker admits to ignoring Baby On Board stickers

A carjacker who left a Peugeot 306 containing two toddlers smouldering in a ditch has admitted that the Baby on Board stickers failed to have much of an impact on his decision-making process. The...

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Gary Stanton 17.04.12 7:26am
dvo4fun
Gods “unworried” by imminent Greek-led collapse of civilisation.

The mood on Olympus was relaxed – if not amused - by the likelihood that the country that brought humanity civilisation may now be responsible for causing its demise. In a short interview,...

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nickb 17.04.12 7:03am
Griffin