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Pub landlord ‘calls time’ to become professional footballer 0
Nobby Holder 3 years

After spending the past 14 years serving customers at the Dog and Donkey in Chipping Norton, landlord Bill Langley has decided the time has come to hang up his apron and follow in his father’s...

Diane Abbott thought nickname 'Iron Monk' would have given her an advantage. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

Campaign Manager, Basil 'The Brush' Andrews, claims that Diane Abbott originally planned to adopt the nickname 'Iron Monk' in homage to both Australian, Tony 'Iron Monk' Abbott and the late Margaret...

'Praise be the Lord, Jesus has Risen... 1
Sharpehunter 3 years

unlike his damned bread'...

Diane Abbott still hopeful of becoming fifth in Labour leadership contest 0
roybland 3 years
India not taking Commonwealth Games complaints too seriously. 0
tad1979 3 years

Complaints about the commonwealth games athletes village being dirty, unfinished in poor repair, below standard and not fit for humans to dwell - coming mainly from Scottish & Welsh athletes....

Lib Dems return to Liverpool conference, find policies on bricks 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Public fear surveillance society, intercepted messages reveal! 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

An astonishing survey of peoples emails, telephone calls and personal letters reveal that 86% of the British Public live in fear of the increasingly intrusive surveillance society in which we live. ...

Good Gnus (A Vignette in Verse) 2
afternoonslow 3 years

When cares attack and life seems black,, How sweet it is to pot a chap To take the creature by surprise, We must adopt some rude disguise,, Although deceit is never sweet,, ...

RSPCA issue record fine to famer for trying to make wine out of badgers. 2
Basil_B 3 years

According to the prosecution his excuse of mistaking the word cull for mull was inadmissable...

Sealed Knot Operation Desert Storm re-enactment hampered by lack of planes 0
alexc 3 years

The Sealed Knot's recent re-enactment of an episode from the First Gulf War has been condemned by spectators as the worst yet., The attempt to recreate the aerial bombing campaign, during which...

How's about that then? Cameron appoints Jimmy Saville to Fix Broken Britain 0
alexc 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has unveiled his latest weapon in his fight to fix Broken Britain - former TV presenter Jimmy Saville., The silver-haired octogenarian, famous for his children's show...

Latest Stonehenge revelation: Neolithic man used goal-line technology 0
alexc 3 years

A recent historical excavation of Stonehenge has shocked the sports world by proving footballers of the Neolithic period employed goal-line technology., It is the latest exciting development...

Blair insists "Iraq is my own private matter" 0
alexc 3 years

Tony Blair has reacted angrily to persistent questioning about the legitimacy of the war in Iraq by insisting the issue is, and always was, his "own private matter"., Currently engaging on a...

Neil Armstrong finally "tops Moon Landing feeling": Exclusive interview 0
alexc 3 years

Astronaut Neil Armstrong has revealed that finally, after 41 of waiting, he has topped that incredible moon landing feeling., In a heartfelt interview, Armstrong spoke at length of the joyous moment...

Nick Clegg picks up new suit from Tailors, with slit in back for Camerons arm 2
Rowly 3 years

(in the back of the Jacket, rather than the trousers), Although..?...

Cost-Cutting Tories Demand Total Closure of BBC 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

With a small portion of the savings to boost local teaching of shadow puppetry...

Clegg humiliated by Tory Conference tea bagging hi jinks plans 0
simonjmr 3 years
Further Promotion For Clegg 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Now Cameron's Head Tea Boy...

LIb Dems mistakenly declare war on Mangos 0
simonjmr 3 years
Spate of garden centre closures blamed on incompetent hedge fund manager 0
wallster 3 years
BBC Told to Sack Boorish Loudmouth but Await Clarification as to Which One 0
IABP 3 years

Who Knew? Every 45 seconds, somewhere, a BBC employee is moaning about pay, age, boss, sexism, racism, location, career....

Government to scrap dozens of 'quangos' 0
bonjonelson 3 years

A list of government organizations to be scrapped in the latest round of cutbacks has been revealed, including: Advisory Committee on Borderline Unhappiness, Advisory Council on Herring, Apathy...

England Team Arrive at the Commonwealth Games Athletes Village 0
IABP 3 years

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Banana switches allegiance to Ed. 1
euankitson 3 years
Doritos ‘interested’ in sponsoring rumoured double-dip recession. 0
Parkie 3 years
India Struggling to Blame Pakistan for Games Crisis 0
IABP 3 years

India is finding it increasingly difficult to blame Pakistan for the current Games crisis say news reports. It seemed a perfect opportunity to blame Pakistan but at the moment they are struggling to...

Camp scientists invent world's first super-duper computer 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon], (NB I haven't been able to get online recently so I've got a ticker-prospect backlog ;-)...

Complaining man fears statutory rights may have been affected 0
dicky37 3 years

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Branson admits "I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me" 0
dicky37 3 years

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Blackpool's council to follow Liverpool model and call residents 'Blackpudlians' 0
dicky37 3 years

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