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North Korean Young Pretender begs people to "Stop Your Sobbing" 1
Drylaw 29.12.11 12:19pm
Newspaper could be planning feature on New Year's Resolutions 0
ronseal 29.12.11 11:29am
ronseal
Only three more sleeps until...

the Insomniac Society's Spring Ball...

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riesler 29.12.11 11:28am
DiY
Kim Jong-un named as 'supreme little leader'

The tiny but perfectly formed and proportioned Kim Jong-un has been unveiled to the masses. Arriving on the celestial cloud of beautiful perfection the diminutive but smartly dressed leader was...

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DiY 29.12.11 11:26am
DiY
‘2012 will be more of the same old shit’ predicts Mystic Meg

In a break from tradition, Mystic Meg’s prediction for 2012 was limited to just a few lines. ‘With a cock in Westminster, fat fuckers mooning over North America and no sign of money rising in the...

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Immunis 29.12.11 11:17am
dvo4fun
East Midland Trains criticised over ‘replacement piggyback from a tramp service’

Commuters on a journey from Glasgow had little praise for East Midlands Trains last night, after arriving in St. Pancras a lot later than scheduled. The passengers had an inkling they were in for a...

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29.12.11 10:57am
dvo4fun
Government propose One Chav per Family Law

In an attempt to reduce the number of feckless unemployable youths roaming Britain, the coalition government have proposed limiting the number of registered chavs to one per household. The Minister...

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Immunis 29.12.11 10:41am
Al OPecia
Alex Salmond denies genetic link with brainless, faceless fish 0
Scroat 29.12.11 8:25am
Scroat
Male Robin denies being "round", preferring the soubriquet "cock" 1
Iscariot 29.12.11 7:04am
Fashion-conscious men brace themselves for latest retro style 0
DorsetBoy 29.12.11 2:18am
DorsetBoy
Latest Facebook changes offers yet another way to say nothing 0
Dumbnews 29.12.11 2:04am
Dumbnews
Leading German physicist to be prosecuted by the RSPCA

more/no more soon...

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bonjonelson 29.12.11 1:03am
bonjonelson
Schroedingers cats eyes may be installed on new motorways.

"You may see them or you may not" said an MoT spokesman."There is some uncertainty."...

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Iscariot 29.12.11 12:34am
Iscariot
Pop fans 'all a flutter' as 6music plans 'day of C90s'

Music fans are braced for a trip down memory lane on New Years Day, as 6music announced it will exclusively play old C90s for 24 hours. The decision was made after nearly 5 working audio cassettes...

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29.12.11 12:22am
Quaz
"no bombing" rule withdrawn from swimming pools after anti terrorist accusation

Brighton council today announced that it was removing the ' no bombing' rule from all swimming pools with immediate effect, after a complaint from Junior school deputy head Alan fairbourne that it...

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Placey1 29.12.11 12:17am
Placey1
God Particle: Pope to celebrate Mass for Higgs Boson. 2
Iscariot 29.12.11 12:06am
Quaz
Schrödinger's cat o' nine tails hurts ...and doesn't 0
Smart Alex 28.12.11 9:36pm
Smart Alex
Tragedy strikes filming of North Korean version of 'The Cube'.

Philip Schofield unavailable for comment. http://dwqovw6qi0vie.cloudfront.net/article-imgs/en/2011/12/27/AJ201112270036/AJ201112270037M.jpg...

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MADJEZ 28.12.11 8:03pm
MADJEZ
North Korean Top Gear shows off new range of roof-racks for limos.

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2011/12/28/1226232/021777-north-korea-kim-jong-il-the-funeral.jpg...

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MADJEZ 28.12.11 7:59pm
MADJEZ
Kim Jong il funeral hot tip for Best Choreography Oscar

More to follow...

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apepper 28.12.11 7:05pm
apepper
Daily Mail TV critic spontaneously combusts while reviewing Xmas Eastenders plot

The storyline involved an Asian setting fire to a house owned by some black people while gays attended a party on the premises. Luckily the Square’s resident Estate Agent wasn’t at the party and...

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Ian Searle 28.12.11 4:13pm
Ian Searle
Head of Arab League observers in Syria report Assad's new clothes 'wonderful' 4
writinginbsl 28.12.11 3:54pm
dvo4fun
Brian Cox's head officially designated a planet

The head of celebrity physicists Brian Cox has been officially designated as a new planet. The announcement was made after a meeting of the International Federation of Space Scientists in Geneva....

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dogwheels 28.12.11 3:40pm
dogwheels
Rap community mourns as North Korea holds funeral for Lil' Kim 0
irregular apple 28.12.11 2:50pm
irregular apple
90 year old man leaves NHS hospital alive after 4 day stay. 4
MT Bucket 28.12.11 1:41pm
writinginbsl
Amazon announces new Kindle 3D

Amazon has announced the latest in its popular range of Kindle e-book readers, and the first e-book reader to offer not just a colour e-ink screen, but a three dimensional display. By viewing the...

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bonjonelson 28.12.11 1:34pm
bonjonelson
Putin exonerated of rigging after providing Election Review with their findings. 1
MT Bucket 28.12.11 1:14pm
writinginbsl
Indian Corruption Bill passed by 5 billion rupees. 1
MT Bucket 28.12.11 1:14pm
writinginbsl
Scientists discover second Eiffel Tower in depths of Pacific Ocean

In what has been described as a "historic and game-changing" discovery, a team of scientists have found a second Eiffel Tower at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. The team of boffins from the...

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dogwheels 28.12.11 11:47am
dogwheels
Diana Ross in legal tussle with Kim Jong-un over title ‘Supreme Commander’ 0
Mother 28.12.11 11:33am
Mother