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sick hack has the sack for hacking on a phone 0
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Second red top casualty in a week sparks Scottish panic 2
charlies_hat 4 years
Royalty payments for "Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead!" start to pick up. 3
Al OPecia 4 years
Father of protester Charlie Gilmour faces jail over prog rock offences 1
FraserWords 4 years

The father of student protester Charlie Gilmour faces jail over allegations of committing prog rock guitar solos and “being a hippy”., David Gilmour, 120, is said to have played solos stretching...

GB athletes to miss 2012 medal ceremonies 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Elephant ‘ignored’ at International Whaling Commission annual meeting 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Tesco to improve Finest range by adding extra words 6
Oxbridge 4 years

Tesco has revealed plans to improve its highly popular 'Finest' range by the addition of extra words. This, it said, will enable aspirational customers to separate themselves from the mass of...

Butterfly near Glastonbury Tor admits responsibility for Japanese Tsunami 0
gaijintendo 4 years

Morning all!...

Rupert isn't nice, reports Gordon Brown, after 13 years under cover toadying 11
ronseal 4 years

After 13 years toadying to Rupert Murdoch, Gordon Brown is finally ready to lift the lid on the ruthless press baron. Brown and his friend Tony Blair went deep under cover in order to gain the...

Murdoch attempts to save face - Hannibal and B.A. said to feel "betrayed". 0
Thornographic 4 years
Euromillions winner revealed as 'Visiting Australian Pensioner' 0
antharrison 4 years

An 80 year-old Australian pensioner who was on an impromptu visit to the UK has been revealed as the wionner of the £166m Euromillions jackpot. The man, who did not wish to reveal his identity,...

Guy who works down the chip-shop ‘definitely not Elvis’ court rules 2
dicky37 4 years

A man whose fondness for deep-fried foods created delusions that caused him to swear he was Elvis Presley was today exposed in court as ‘a liar’ following a long-running legal battle. Conspiracy...

Commons Select Comittee to decide who's the biggest See You Next Tuesday 1
exigo 4 years
Serena Williams' derriere given its own zip code 0
Christopher Frost 4 years
Jack Whitehall to pursue a political career 0
Christopher Frost 4 years
Chain smoking journalist sacked for hacking cough. 5
wallster 4 years

Re door la bah tit...

IOW residents experience Shanklinhenge 0
simonjmr 4 years

Isle of Wighters have witnessed an urban solar phenomenon, with the Sun setting in alignment with the city's civic buildings and giving an effect fans say is reminiscent of Wiltshire's Stonehenge....

'Increased immigration to blame for earthquake in channel', says Daily Mail 0
martin2381 4 years
Johan Harri is an “Innocent” man 0
Fred Bayr 4 years

Pure Mature Cheese PR have been hired by Johan Harri to bolster his public image. The journalist has been suspended by the Independent while they carry out an investigation into allegations he is...

Inquiry reports the spread of hacked phone lines may be down to Sky Multi-Room 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Australian Media Baron gets lead role in A-Team movie sequal.. 0
Iamthestig 4 years
New Apple product gains kudos from the law enforcement community 0
Tom55 4 years

Combining the functions of a police radio, a phone, a camera, and a riot shield, with a handy heavy metal casing for "accidentally" thumping nonces, the new device is gaining adherents throughout the...

Sun starts collection of marbles for someone who has lost his. 2
Ostsee 4 years
Radio 1 DJs running out of mundane things to find 'cool' 1
ronseal 4 years
Scandal as man buys revolutionary technology and loses his head 0
ronseal 4 years

Louis XVIth was hopping mad yesterday, after his guilllotine. hang on, this isn't working...

Dalglish EuroLottery Winner: Signs Marc Albrighton for 161million plus Dirk Kuyt 0
Solanki and Mawhinney 4 years

(Presume we just put one-liners in the title)...

Red Arrows Displays to be 'strictly ticket-only' from now on. 2
allmyownstunts 4 years
BBC chiefs ‘on all fours and bracing themselves’ over media scandal 0
FraserWords 4 years

BBC chiefs this morning confirmed they have assumed their national political crisis position: on all fours in front of the Government, and bracing themselves., Executives reluctantly got onto their...

Relief after Frankie Boyle’s Gross Product grew by only 0.2% in the last quarter 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Report clears Denny Laine of any blame for ‘Mull of Kintyre’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years