Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Liberal Democrats to push for directly-elected newspaper editors

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has unveiled plans to end hereditary privilege in Britain by introducing directly-elected newspaper editors. ‘It’s time to end this anachronistic, unaccountable...

The Paper Ostrich 27.02.12 5:24pm
Executioner of the Year title decided by 'death penalty shoot-out'

This year's Texan 'Executioner of the Year' contest has ended in drama this week, as for the first time in it's 120 year history, the winner was crowned after a tense 'death penalty shoot-out'. It is...

Perks 27.02.12 5:22pm
London Fashion week to feature Oscar-winning Uggie boots

Complaints soon...

Mandy Lifeboat 27.02.12 5:12pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Arsenal profits soar after selling off Brasso stockpile

“Well we won't be needing it for while” shrugged Wenger...

grumblechops 27.02.12 4:25pm
Clumsy Window Cleaner Kicks Bucket 0
Al McHogan 27.02.12 4:23pm
Al McHogan
LIb Dem MP's ecstatic "Man or Muppet" won best song Oscar 0
simonjmr 27.02.12 2:20pm
French satire ‘Hollywood disappears up its own arse’ sweeps board at Oscars

The French had their first good laugh in ages last night as a low budget film by veteran director Jean-Paul Gauloises-Bout-Filtre swept the board at the 84th Academy Awards, winning all ten...

Des Custard 27.02.12 11:43am
iPhone ad voiceover man chokes to death on own smugness 0
Nick McCarr 27.02.12 11:19am
Nick McCarr
George Lucas offers to do 3D Special Edition of 'The Artist' 4
bonjonelson 27.02.12 11:19am
Kim Jong-un to scatter Baron Cohen's ashes at North Korean film festival 0
27.02.12 11:18am
Heir to the 17th Baronetcy 'dead or living in Africa'

Missing Heir to the 17th Baronetcy George 'Gideon' Osborne is dead or hiding somewhere in Africa according to reports. Osborne, usually prominent amongst London's social and political elite, hasn't...

roybland 27.02.12 10:23am
Star of 'The Artist' strangely not speechless after winning Oscar. 0
Ian Searle 27.02.12 10:18am
Ian Searle
Sacha Baron Cohen sign's lucrative sponsorship deal with Shake n' Vac. 0
Ian Searle 27.02.12 10:17am
Ian Searle
Angelina Jolie...For two pins the world's media would put her on the front page

I'm sorry, this doesn't have a leg to stand on!...

Ian Searle 27.02.12 10:15am
Ian Searle
Horse plans talking role after winning best supporting Oscar

Legendary Hollywood stallion, Dobbin Jr, the star of epic ‘War Horse’ was celebrating last night after winning an Oscar at last night’s glittering Academy Award ceremony in tinsel town. ...

Stan 27.02.12 9:43am
European recycling laws to be introduced it Afganistan to prevent killing spree

Legislation from Brussels will now be enforced in Afganistan as it came to light that the recent bloodshed could have been prevented if the Nato soldiers would have been familiar with the concept of...

4ty2 27.02.12 9:17am
Wry grins replace suicide bombs as Taleban complete anger management course 0
cinquecento 27.02.12 9:11am
Archaeologists uncover prehistoric snowman at South Pole

A team of scientists and archaeologists from Britain have discovered what they believe to be a prehistoric snowman in a deep, permanent snow structure at the South Pole. The UK ambassador for...

kga6 27.02.12 8:59am
Black Sabbath reunion blamed on global war pig 0
and another one 27.02.12 8:54am
and another one
'The Artist' to be released in the US with subtitles. 0
Griffin 27.02.12 8:10am
Ion Lady oscar win receives positive and negative comment 0
charlies_hat 27.02.12 8:09am
Light aircraft floats away 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 27.02.12 12:34am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Originally flat earth now spherical 'due to global warping' expert claims

[more soon]...

dicky37 26.02.12 9:57pm
Black and white telly owners 'smug' over success of The Artist 2
roybland 26.02.12 9:06pm
Levi Roots eyes larger market with new "Prog-Rock Prog-Rock" sauce

More soon....

Haywood Manley 26.02.12 8:35pm
Haywood Manley
EU Obscenity Laws cause chaos in UK

New EU regulations banning the use of obscenities in personal and business names are unexpectedly causing chaos across the UK. Businesses and individuals across all walks of life are being forced to...

Nails UK 26.02.12 7:46pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Bloody Welsh! They come over here and take our cups 0
ronseal 26.02.12 7:46pm
Christianity downgraded to single 'C' status by Faith and Moody

Christianity has been downgraded to single 'C' status by top religion credibility rating agency Faith and Moody (F&M). The rating means the Church has currently highly vulnerable obligations and...

roybland 26.02.12 7:34pm
Arsene Wenger refuses to pay "Inflated fees" for pint at Pub 0
paddyparkinson 26.02.12 7:11pm
Police standby for smugness attacks as Wales winning the football and the rugby.

Worried Police chiefs have cancelled all leave as Cardiff City lead Liverpool in the Carling Cup final. After Wales beat England in the Rugby the prospect of gangs of irritatingly smug Welshmen...

MADJEZ 26.02.12 6:13pm
John Ffitch-Rucker