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'Rich and elderly' under-represented in August riots says shock report

Hardly any rich, educated or elderly people took part in the August riots in England, a shock report has revealed.,  , The findings have baffled politicians and experts who are demanding an...

roybland 24.10.11 12:35pm
Pepe le Pew Prosecuted as “Sex Pest” With France still reeling from the recent allegations against Dominique Strauss-Khan and the collapse of his subsequent trial,...

Quaz 24.10.11 12:27pm
Documentary casts doubt on ‘two birds killed by one stone’ theory

A new documentary due to be shown on Channel 4 later this week casts doubt on the widely-held view that two birds can be killed by one stone. The idea stems from the 1960s, when two birds were...

ianslat 24.10.11 12:24pm
CPS drop race charges - no evidence that anyone has ever heard of a Golly doll 0
medici2471 24.10.11 12:14pm
Steve Job's mother tells fans "He's not the messiah he's a very nerdy boy"

[More soon]...

gregle 24.10.11 10:40am
C of E to display H&S warning 0
roybland 24.10.11 10:33am
Play School granted listed building status due to the arched window. 0
Ian Searle 24.10.11 10:23am
Ian Searle
Scientists discover Norobattyvirus – “The Last of the Winter Viruses”

Symptoms include, vomiting, diarrhoea and wrinkly stockings...

Ian Searle 24.10.11 10:17am
Ian Searle
Middle class protestors Occupy St Michael's food hall 0
charlies_hat 24.10.11 10:04am
Occupy Tiny Tots protest draws world’s attention to ‘kids with better toys’

There are fears that Tiny Tots nursery in Newport may go the same way as St Paul’s Cathedral, and be forced to close today after a small group of 4 year olds staged a protest aimed at drawing the...

Vertically Challenged Giant 24.10.11 9:47am
Vertically Challenged Giant
All Blacks win Rugby World Cup. Decades of gloating ahead, say experts 3
Mrblacker 24.10.11 9:37am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Thick Scammer booted off NewsBiscuit

in record time, well done ed!...

witless 24.10.11 9:07am
Queen's Personal Assistant arrested - "Helping police with their equarries"

More to follow...

apepper 24.10.11 8:27am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Referendum on UK's EU Membership. Spain to vote NO

Member states of the EU are to be given a vote to decide whether or not to renew the U.K's membership. It is thought that there will be considerable force behind the 'no' vote, especially from the...

Perks 24.10.11 8:18am
John Ffitch-Rucker
New Zealanders 'relieved' as challenge of developing a culture is delayed again 0
Oxbridge 24.10.11 8:18am
Consternation among men as tenth colour is officially announced 0
Oxbridge 24.10.11 8:17am
Steve Jobs to return as cyborg to "destroy Android"

. (tasteless?)...

Nick McCarr 24.10.11 2:29am
Nick McCarr
Terry: "If I was a racist I wouldn't be shagging his wife. Or his mother." 0
dvo4fun 23.10.11 11:40pm
Apathy Society closes down, blames rise in interest rates 5
bonjonelson 23.10.11 9:27pm
IMF admits that Greek bail out loan "was on France to win" 2
FlashArry 23.10.11 9:03pm
UN clampdown on illegal killings

In this day and age, it is anticipated that every deposed megalomaniac dictator - no matter how obviously guilty of crimes both heinous and perverse - will undergo an expensive, elaborate and...

FlashArry 23.10.11 9:00pm
Football fans in Berkshire & Surrey to switch allegiance to Man City 2
GreenCross 23.10.11 8:32pm
Old church blocking access to anti-capitalism demonstration claim 1
roybland 23.10.11 8:26pm
Wedding day soon for Simon Cowell as fiancé buys 10 foot barge pole

Wedding bells may be ringing soon for Simon Cowell as fiancé Mezhgan Hussainy was seen in a well known West-end store buying a 10 foot barge pole...

apepper 23.10.11 7:30pm
Thousands queue outside Esher butcher to view lamb chop

In a historic moment for Esher, thousands lined the high street to catch a glimpse of what may become the most famous cutlet the town will ever see. “I just wanted to do this so I could tell my...

nickb 23.10.11 5:12pm
Stranger than fiction; Tin Tin's Belgium really exists

Steven Spielberg's Tin Tin is a fantasy film, but it does has some links to reality; it turns out there really is a country called Belgium...

apepper 23.10.11 2:17pm
Peter Mandleson missing latest; Harry Potter arrested

Former minister and dark wizard, Peter Mandleson has disappeared. Schoolboy, Harry Potter has been arrested and is assisting police with their enquiries...

apepper 23.10.11 2:07pm
"Let's build a Large Hadron Collider" says Neutrino Action group

"Let's build a Large Hadron Collider" says Neutrino Action group - Rights for Neutrinos Tomorrow. "Then we can find out if we can go faster than the speed of light and journey back in time, like we...

Ranewsbiscuit 23.10.11 1:31pm
Great White claims 'reasonable force' defence after diver trespass attack

A great white shark, of 'the sea, Western Australia', has said he 'acted in self-defence' after killing a diver who he accuses of trespass. The shark is being hunted by officials, but many are...

kga6 23.10.11 12:31pm
Country No One Cares About Wins World Cup In A Sport No One Cares About 0
Mathna 23.10.11 12:07pm