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Nadal says de arms are tragedy not defeat 0
victimms 25.06.13 4:47pm
victimms
US fugitive Snowden seeks refuge in Big Brother House

The US government was up in arms today after hotly pursued American fugitive Edward Snowden was announced as a surprise housemate on Channel 5's jewel in the crown, Big Brother. Sources close to the...

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Jesus H 25.06.13 4:46pm
Jesus H
Ancelotti appointed as boss of Madrid, for Real 0
victimms 25.06.13 4:44pm
victimms
Mick Aston to be buried and then dug up as part of Time Te special 0
victimms 25.06.13 4:40pm
victimms
I Am Legend writer to release Posthumous follow up I Am Dead 0
victimms 25.06.13 4:36pm
victimms
Nerdy badgers vie for sett square 0
FlashArry 25.06.13 3:41pm
FlashArry
Arguments Arise About What Constitutes Consummation Of A Homeopathic Marriage

Imaginative suggestions invited...

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Titus 25.06.13 3:17pm
beau-jolly
Berlusconi’s pants no longer a safe haven

Edward Snowden and various other high profile fugitives have been forced change their travel plans, as the Italian ex-PM’s underwear will no longer afford them diplomatic immunity. Long assumed to...

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Wrenfoe 25.06.13 2:53pm
Wrenfoe
Boring, unimaginative badgers to be culled first 0
Idiot 25.06.13 2:43pm
Idiot
Queen tired of Prince Charles happening to mention Qatari Emir 0
pere floza 25.06.13 2:43pm
pere floza
High proportion of sociolinguists ate squares of toast, study reveals 1
Arthur 25.06.13 2:38pm
sydalg
Prince Charles complains that more men should appear on the back of banknotes. 1
MADJEZ 25.06.13 2:37pm
sydalg
Trendy set "square" says even trendier retro set

Neat-o dear...

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beau-jolly 25.06.13 2:34pm
Lindy Moone
Consortium of mathematicians set square root of zero to mean absolute fuck all 4
Arthur 25.06.13 2:16pm
Arthur
Some are set square against 'sex' in submissions 1
Lindy Moone 25.06.13 1:36pm
Lindy Moone
Member of American female sister trio dies, group now Pointerless

its been a long week...

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Scronnyglonkle 25.06.13 1:21pm
Lindy Moone
Cuboid jelly sets square

Neat-o I think...

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Scronnyglonkle 25.06.13 1:15pm
Lindy Moone
Uproar over revised English county boundaries: now Somerset square

My first neat-o...

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DorsetBoy 25.06.13 1:01pm
DorsetBoy
Pocahontas sets squaws against each other with alimony claim

Worse soon ...

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Arthur 25.06.13 12:58pm
Titus
Ian Brady denies stealing the plot line from Catch 22

By the way I hope he does die!...

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Scronnyglonkle 25.06.13 12:50pm
Scronnyglonkle
Proposed New Financial Trading Regulations "Will Upset Square Mile" 0
Titus 25.06.13 12:48pm
Titus
Popular City Centre Dogging Site Described As "Sex Square"

[Hat tip to Not Amused]...

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Titus 25.06.13 12:45pm
Titus
Mathematical prude society: "We are the new sex squares"

neat-o no, I'll regret that ....

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Not Amused 25.06.13 12:41pm
Not Amused
Mick Aston's grave to be made undetectable by Ground Penetrating Radar 0
bonjonelson 25.06.13 12:38pm
bonjonelson
Call for more BBC football pundits to be sacked live on air

A football pundit receiving news that he’d been fired while he was on live TV has prompted the BBC to consider dismissing some of its other so-called experts. Brighton and Hove Albion announced...

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Midfield Diamond 25.06.13 12:37pm
Midfield Diamond
Snowden 'could be on the Isle of Wight'.

Isle of Wight sources says it has had no involvement in the travel plans of fugitive US intelligence leaker Edward Snowden. The exact whereabouts of Mr Snowden, who fled from Hong Kong on Sunday, are...

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Boutros 25.06.13 12:35pm
Oxbridge
Thousands Of Neglected Elderly NHS Patients Demand Transfer To Brady's Hospital

(or could be "Thousands of ill-treated Elderly NHS Patients ")...

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Titus 25.06.13 12:28pm
Titus
Mandela admits he only held on to find out name of Kardashian baby

Wanted to die laughing, obviously...

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sydalg 25.06.13 12:26pm
sydalg
Millions wonder what the 'legal age' of prostitution is in Italy. 3
MADJEZ 25.06.13 12:24pm
Midfield Diamond
Serial Child Killer Brady Complains That Captivity Infringes his Liberty

And manages to keep his face straight as he does so...

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Titus 25.06.13 12:23pm
Titus