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Robert Green returns to UK following 'authentic sounding' family emergency call 1
QorbeQ 3 years

More soon. (Thanks to Basil_B)...

Skye B&B receives unexpected £12 billion take-over offer 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Latest fitness news on England is that Robert Green is unfortunatley fit. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Fit enough to play and fuck up again like Saturday...

Urban legend website 'actually exists' claim internet explorers 2
QorbeQ 3 years
Ray Bann to rename sunglasses as "Letching Specs" for men 0
simonjmr 3 years

Ray Bann to sponsor "Tit Tuesday" as part of the launch campaign...

If you're driving close enough to read this sign, you think I'm a prat. 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Daring theatre company to stage 'Eyre in a G-String' 0
dicky37 3 years

'Bronte in Brief', the experimental theatre troupe famous for actors performing in revealing lingerie today unveiled its newest project, a reworking of Jane Eyre. Eyre in a G-String marks the...

Brown "the clown" left to sweat over England selection 0
TerribleTim 3 years

Tabloid journalist Mike Brown today spoke in defence of his performance following a disastrous review of Saturdays crunch match between England and the United States. Brown “the clown” as he has...

Draconians hail halt to vetting 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Sex in the City DVD 'will cost an extra fiver if you want it bareback say Amazon 0
edward hack 3 years
Doctor Who assistant 'could be sexier' says fan society 0
QorbeQ 3 years

Doctor Who fans have given their unanimous support to actress Karen Gillan as she defended the sexiness of her character Amy Pond. Some viewers have gone so far as to request that the 22-year-old...

Dr Who producers deny Dr Who story denial story, just cheap Dr Who publicity 1
Rorschach 3 years

The BBC issued a statement today denying that their earlier story denying that the latest Dr Who’s assistant is just ‘too sexy’ was just a shallow attempt at publicity. The statement read,,...

British Mii stag groups banned from Wii Resort during party season. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Shaolin monks ejected from World Cup Match accused of advertising beer 0
Ian Searle 3 years

FIFA ejected 36 Shaolin monk football fans from a World Cup match for wearing their distinctive orange robe. They claimed the robes were made by a Bavarian beer company and, despite the outfits...

BP Refused 0% Finance On New LCD TV Due To Change In Credit Rating 0
Svendo 3 years
Marcel Marceau Speaks Out Over Blip The Clown Exit 8
Svendo 3 years
Scientists announce new more complex particles to confuse public 1
gregle 3 years

In response to increasing public interest and awareness regarding the most advanced scientific theories, scientists have today announced the probable existence of even more complicated particles the...

Universe Not Made of Custard Shock 0
Doctor Moptop 3 years

British scientists have claimed that the method used to calculate absolutely everything may be wrong. The universe is chock-a-block with planets, stars, asteroids and gas - but despite obvious...

World Cup Offer : 7 inch LCD TV 0
simonjmr 3 years

Recreate the Big Screen experience by buying a small 7 inch TV but sitting really really close to it. More soon...

Daily Mail wades into vuvuzela debate; 'UK Facing Horn Hygiene Terror Threat' 0
QorbeQ 3 years

Xenophobia, AIDS, MRSA, immigrants, NHS resources, etc. More soon...

Bloody Sunday report sparks riots in Londonderry 0
Scroat 3 years
Bloody Sunday Inquiry Reveals "Not A Bad Song" Verdict 0
Svendo 3 years
Bankers applaud 'fairness' of likely cuts in public service pensions 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Liverpool steals 'England's lowest area' crown from East Anglia 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Dyslexic sports fan eagerly awaits arrival of vulvas at UK sports grounds 2
simonjmr 3 years
'I wasn't really going bald' admits Charlton 2
edward hack 3 years

Former England midfield maestro Sir Bobby Charlton has revealled for the first time that during his top flight playing days he was never actually going bald., Apparently, his trademark comb-over was...

Nightmare vision for Europe as EU chief warns 'Democracy Could Appear' in Greece 2
afternoonslow 3 years

EU begin emergency billion-pound Millstone for Spain. Countries in debt may fall to Electors, EC chief warns 'Apocalyptic' vision as some states run out of money Democracy could ‘Breakout’ in...

'Wind changed at school one day' claims Lloyd-Webber 0
QorbeQ 3 years
MSN develops set of emotions to send to people you dont like "Smiley Faeces" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Depressive alcoholic drug-user Gascoigne foolishly lets woman drive his car 0
Oxbridge 3 years