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Lifestyle choice of reading ‘Daily Mail’ behind 40% of cancer scares 1
Duncan Biscuit 07.12.11 12:35pm
Astronomers discover supermassive black hole

where the European economy used to be...

John Ffitch-Rucker 07.12.11 12:08pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Manx dyslexics commemerate 70 th Anniversary of Japanese attack on Peel Harbour 0
Zen 07.12.11 12:04pm
Eco-Warrior sends family e-Christmas card and invite to festive video conference 0
Iamthestig 07.12.11 12:02pm
Dorset dyslexics commemerate 70 th Anniversary of Japanese attack Poole Harbour 0
Zen 07.12.11 12:02pm
Payday loan company wanting cheap labour told "your czech is in the post" 0
Perks 07.12.11 11:56am
Chinese Pandas renamed 'Phwoar' and 'Wahey' to stimulate mating process 0
Drylaw 07.12.11 11:53am
Germany's cheque stuck in Christmas post.

Troubled Eurozone nations are becoming increasingly concerned amid a rumour that Germany's Christmas cheque may be stuck in a sorting office outside Dusseldorf. The cheque was posted two weeks ago,...

Boutros 07.12.11 11:51am
Creationists claim Kepler 22-b is only 3 days old 1
charlies_hat 07.12.11 11:50am
New European currency to be named the Merkozy 0
Iamthestig 07.12.11 11:24am
Chancellor denies smoking/cancer link saying 'it's healthy for the economy

The UK government has moved swiftly today to reject the findings of a report that suggests smoking is one of the main causes of cancer. The report by Cancer Research UK claims tobacco is responsible...

Perks 07.12.11 11:22am
Scientists claim 2013 may have shortest February on record

Researchers at the Institute for Applied Theoretics, in Basel, France, are claiming that Global Warming is increasing the risk of shorter Februaries and predict that in 2013 the month will be...

bonjonelson 07.12.11 11:21am
Kepler 22b makes exceedingly good planets 0
Iamthestig 07.12.11 11:21am
Blacks/Millets 500 shop camping conglomerate may close. Occupy London "dismayed" 0
dvo4fun 07.12.11 11:10am
Man charged with murder in 2000 ‘expected in court any day now’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.12.11 11:05am
Duncan Biscuit
HMV apologises in advance for X Factor winner’s single 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.12.11 11:04am
Duncan Biscuit
Britons ‘less likely to help others’ except when it comes to answering surveys 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.12.11 11:03am
Duncan Biscuit
Christian festival to be moved to avoid clash with Christmas

The organisers of a worldwide Christian festival are to choose an alternative date for the event. ‘We accept that in hindsight choosing 25th December was a mistake’ said chief spokesman for...

ianslat 07.12.11 10:39am
Go compare? Compare the Monarchs? "No thanks" says Her Maj.

A senior Government minister has refuted reports that insurance has been obtained to cover potential losses, should the Queen not live until her Diamond Anniversary celebrations in June 2012. ...

dvo4fun 07.12.11 10:03am
Kepler 22b, the 'new Earth', could already be moving out of recession - Cameron 1
bonjonelson 07.12.11 9:27am
'Britain's Got Judges' edges ahead in TV ratings war

As Strictly and X-Factor slug it out for Saturday night supremacy, an unlikely challenger has punched its way to the top of the ratings – 'Britain’s Got Judges' – where wannabe judges vie for a...

Gong of Fur 07.12.11 9:23am
Had an affair? Pickford's Removals of Richmond will help you 'Move Like Jagger' 0
ronseal 07.12.11 8:21am
Teenage girls all in a tizzy as Eurozone duo announce plans to reform 2
simonjmr 07.12.11 12:38am
Quentin Wilson and Channel Five issue tepid apology for benign TV show claim

Fifth Gear presenter Quentin Wilson has issued a moderate apology for comments made on C5's magazine teatime show "Who's Watching?" when he claimed that some of the workers who withdrew labour during...

thisisall1word 07.12.11 12:29am
Elvis's sperm for sale on EBay

Doris Postlethwaite believes she is set to become a millionairess with her latest business idea. The former cleaner at the Holiday Inn in Graceland Memphys, is the proud owner of an unusual specimin....

bumtrinket 06.12.11 11:34pm
Jordan growing additional breasts - Doctors baffled

Model and reality start Jordan, (real name Katy Price) had doctors scratching their heads ealier this week when it was confirmed that she was literally "busting out all over". The ever popular model...

bumtrinket 06.12.11 11:03pm
FHM: "Rohypnol, the Christmas Gift that says more about you than cash ever can" 5
dvo4fun 06.12.11 9:52pm
Archbishop of Canterbury asks nation: 'what would Jesus loot?'

The Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams has addressed the nation's outrage over the summer riots, by claiming Jesus would have understood looters, and would probably have blamed the police....

06.12.11 9:45pm
Al OPecia
Cameron stops daughter from listening to Lily Allen

"It's because she's bloody terrible" confirms spokesman...

John Square 06.12.11 9:24pm
Inhuman Resources

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A.Parody 06.12.11 8:24pm