Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
Horse rider denies hacking 1
beau-jolly 4 years

Well its a new angle...

Murdoch Furious When He Discovers The Meaning Of The Word “Sorry” 0
Deimos 4 years

Sources within the Murdoch Empire have explained how Rupert Murdoch flew into a rage yesterday when one of his advisors explained the meaning of the word “Sorry”. James Murdoch explained “It...

Delighted parents complete first uninterrupted conversation since 2004 0
FraserWords 4 years

Delighted parents-of-two Mick and Jane Daffodil last night completed an uninterrupted conversation for the first time since the birth of their eldest son in 2004., An emotional Mrs Daffodil told...

Pop singer Eliza Doolittle to star in Pygmalion 0
Christopher Frost 4 years
Isle of Wight Council to blame for 'everything' High Court rules. 0
EinsteinsGhost 4 years

Isle of Wight Council to blame for ‘everything’ High Court rules. The normally sedate Isle of Wight was waking up this morning to find itself the focus of the worlds media after a High Court...

Stephen Fry pregnant - expecting to hear twitter twatter of tiny tweets 0
FraserWords 4 years
Guardian's sales double after new policy of writing exclusively about tabloids 0
ronseal 4 years

The Guardian's new policy of writing exclusively about tabloid newspapers has doubled its circulation, according to new ABC sales figures. Guardian readers can't get enough of the low brow...

NewsBiscuit rocked by phone hacking scandal 0
obscurebug 4 years

A new dimension to the phone hacking scandal caused an uproar in parliament today as rumours circulated that NewsBiscuit had been involved in wide spread phone hacking of celebrities and dead people,...

BBC Weatherman Causes Storm 0
f0zz 4 years

Necromancy suspected...

Open Golfers Accused of 'Bunker Mentality' 0
f0zz 4 years
Miss R. Brooks to run Railtrack on parallel lines. 1
Ostsee 4 years
After their huge lotto win a celebratory kiss rekindled a passion that they had 0
doggone 4 years

almost forgot they had and now money is no object they plan to make their own very sex film.We know that watching fat people make love is catching on when they see me and my pearl necklace going at...

Swiss watchmaking industry shocked to learn cheaper watches are more accurate 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Aardman Animations to sue Ed Miliband for trying to latch on to their success 0
doggone 4 years

no bore soon...

Celebrity to name son 'John' 3
roybland 4 years

The decision by a celebrity to name her expected baby 'John' has shocked the entertainment world leaving dozens of heavily pregnant stars in a quandary over naming their children. If the baby is a...

Googie withers 3
Poecheng 4 years

No more soon...

David Gilmour reflects on his stepsons jailing and admits he has finally got rid 0
doggone 4 years

of the little shit...

John Cameron admits the economy is shit,but is about to turn the corner where a 0
doggone 4 years

fan is waiting...

Ed Miliband continues to call for Rebekah Brooks to resign... 1
deskpilot3 4 years

., (in response to Vertically Challenged Giant)...

China Demands Dalai Lama Wear Mickey Mouse Ears For Obama Meeting 0
mugwump 4 years
New movie based on Investi-gate scandal will star Tom Cruise as Nick Davies 0
ronseal 4 years

The story of the dogged investigation into corruption in high places is to get the Hollywood treatment. The movie will be set in Washington, with The Guardian's Nick Davies being played by Tom...

Foot fetishists to be banned from yoga classes 0
Christopher Frost 4 years

The coalition government is planning a crackdown on foot fetishists who attend yoga classes seeking sexual gratification. The move comes only days after Conservative MP Louise Mensch, criticised a...

68% of men only watching Women's World Cup to see jersey swap 0
GrahamB 4 years

A shock survey on the eve of the FIFA Women's World Cup Final has revealed that over two-thirds of male viewers actually don't give a toss about women's soccer and are only watching in the hope of...

US Military Introduces 'Don't Even Try To guess If He's a You Know What' Policy 0
mugwump 4 years
Pamplona attacks: Bull charged 0
beau-jolly 4 years
At the age of 94, Googie finally, Withers 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
To compete with free social networks, Google+ pays you to join 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Rumour Mill Set to Close 5
f0zz 4 years

Britain's oldest industry will close its doors next month, citing among recent financial constraints, the publics' "Dwindling appetite for scandal". The Mill, whose vast foundries have forged...

West to give Gaddafi’s billions to rebels... 0
be reasonable 4 years

to buy weapons from the West...

Hack scandal worsens. Were journalists guilty of fiddling expenses too? 0
ronseal 4 years