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Kennel Club Scientists Discover Dog Particle at LHC 9
The All New Jeni B 26.12.11 5:20pm
rikkor
Barry Hearn to spice up office jobs with entrance music and dancing girls

A Bedford-based logistics company is working with renowned sports promoter Barry Hearn, in an attempt to make their office jobs more popular with the addition of loud music, rowdy live audiences and...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 26.12.11 3:32pm
dvo4fun
Christmas spirit ruined by lack of amusingly shaped vegetables

The jollity associated with Christmas dinner has gone, so says a YouGov survey. And at the heart of the issue is the lack of rudely shaped vegetables. Not so long ago it was common place to see...

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brownpaperreporter 26.12.11 2:57pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Travellers face Underground chaos as caravans get stuck in tunnels 3
Perks 26.12.11 2:54pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Keen gardener buys cutting edge technology 0
Sinnick 26.12.11 11:16am
Sinnick
Christmas day 2011 to be 'busiest day in history' for Internet

Retailers up and down the Internet are bracing themselves for a very busy Christmas Day as people look for another way to avoid any prolonged contact with loved ones. It is thought that in the modern...

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Perks 26.12.11 11:12am
Sinnick
Sainsburys deep mince pies ponder their own existence 12
26.12.11 11:08am
Scroat
Queen's Christmas Message a big hit in North Korea

Crowds of North Koreans have been gathering today in Pyongyang National Square to watch The Queen's BBC Christmas Message on massive televisions. In unprecedented scenes, wave upon wave of ordinary...

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Drylaw 25.12.11 11:52pm
rikkor
La Senza sales "suspended". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 25.12.11 6:44pm
Al OPecia
Easyjet to buy La Senza and sell lingerie with no frills. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 25.12.11 6:39pm
Al OPecia
Pope uses speech to announce 3 for2 offer on indulgences, sale starts Boxing day 3
reforse 25.12.11 2:39pm
tedweasel
Easy Jet to start “no frills” examination board.

Sample questions from “EasyExam”, Easyjet’s new syllabus show an emphasis on no-frills simplicity:, Geography: How long is Blackpool’s Golden Mile?, Astronomy: How many nine major planets...

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nickb 25.12.11 2:32pm
tedweasel
NewsBiscuit loses readership to BBC, survey suggests

People looking for laughs on the web are increasingly attracted to factual news services, according to a report published today. "Why read contrived stories when you can visit the BBC News website...

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Chuts 25.12.11 12:11pm
Chuts
Easyjet to start "No Thrills rollercoaster"

no more later...

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virtuallywill 25.12.11 11:57am
virtuallywill
Pope a hyporcrite says Gary Glitter after criticism.

More black pots and kettles soon...

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MADJEZ 25.12.11 10:21am
MADJEZ
Wikileaks publishes Santa's naughty list.

Yesterday Wikileaks published the entirety of Santas “naughty-list” complete with data from his satellite navigation system. As demonstrated on last night’s BBC Panorama programme, using this...

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donsayers 25.12.11 7:11am
Chuts
Republicans oppose Obama's plans for the holidays 0
Dumbnews 25.12.11 12:55am
Dumbnews
Santa mistaken for burglar, stabbed to death by homeowner

Sorry kids...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 25.12.11 12:54am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Mr Withenshaw, a retired Bosun, of Woodend Gardens Smethwick

rushed to hospital by helicopter due to slight chest pains and is immediately operated on. Not...

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Al OPecia 25.12.11 12:03am
Al OPecia
Santa detained by Customs on smuggling charges

so, no presents tomorrow, then, kids If I'd thought of this sooner, there's material on illegal immigration, under-age workers, positive discrimination (elves), animal rights, etc, etc. So, unless...

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Sinnick 24.12.11 11:24pm
FlashArry
Richard Dawkins "No plans for the holidays" 0
reforse 24.12.11 9:56pm
reforse
Devil 'struggling to meet gas bill'. 2
malgor 24.12.11 8:40pm
malgor
Harriet Harman backs Three Wise Men dissolution; women urged to apply 0
kga6 24.12.11 7:06pm
kga6
Shattering Christmas news - Clarkson revealed to be Philip's illegitimate son. 0
Al OPecia 24.12.11 6:48pm
Al OPecia
Media obsession with celebrities weight ‘wearing thin’. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 24.12.11 6:44pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
UK's most desirable place named as Pippa Middleton's arse. 1
MADJEZ 24.12.11 6:43pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Chocolate coins to become legal tender over festive period

In a crowd pleasing gesture from the treasury, UK chocolate currency will become legal tender until the end of the holiday period. But in a move designed to irritate Brussels, chocolate Euros will...

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nickb 24.12.11 6:28pm
nickb
Bible rewritten to make it ‘easier to follow’

Christianity has become the first major religion to update its literature to suit modern, busy lives. ‘Bible On: Just Try to be Nice’ is expected to top the best-seller list, and has been hailed...

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24.12.11 6:14pm
Scarborough Borough Council apologises for being repetitive. 0
malgor 24.12.11 5:34pm
malgor
Wikileaks set to Release Nice and Naughty Lists

Wikileaks are set to cause more trouble tomorrow as they prepare to release who has been bad and who has been good on to the web. The whistle-blowing website will not reveal the source of the data...

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Zirguit 24.12.11 5:01pm