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God stages political comeback by stint on "have I got news for you"

merton to be partnered by a tub of hot crossed buns...

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wolfie 11.02.12 11:15am
beau-jolly
Argentina complains UK military build-up makes Falklands 'much harder to invade' 2
11.02.12 11:07am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Argentina complains about unclear sub

Do I get the prize for most obscure pun of the day ?...

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Sinnick 11.02.12 11:04am
beau-jolly
Greeks to Tax Strikes

German pressure has caused Greece to rethink methods of raising tax revenue in light of the 130bn Euro bailout being offered by the IMF. Prime Minister, Lucas Papademos, has today announced that...

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ozythelabrador 11.02.12 10:48am
ozythelabrador
Lions prefer ‘seasoned travellers’, study shows.

Salt, a pinch of pepper and a little nutmeg...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 11.02.12 9:43am
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Harry Potter must wear hi-viz tabard over invisibility cloak, rules HSE 4
cinquecento 11.02.12 8:47am
Sinnick
Chaos at funeral as mourners witness the deceased 'think out of the box' 0
pinxit 11.02.12 8:47am
pinxit
Airfix causes controversy with commemorative General Belgrano model set

Famous model kit manufacturer airfix today refused to apologise for it's controversial new model set which contains both the ARA General Belgrano and the submarine that sunk her HMS Conqueror. A...

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borednow 11.02.12 8:46am
borednow
Police in desperate search for missing student wearing North Face jacket 1
Dumbnews 11.02.12 8:45am
Sinnick
Damon Allbran to launch world music breakfast cereal.

His life has already been a multimedia Blur. Cartoons, stage shows, orchestras, videos, rockbands. He even hired a cheese player, and turned him into a bassmonger. But now Damon Allbran has gone...

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nickb 11.02.12 7:38am
Golgo13
Charities look set to cash in as news international agree celeb payouts

With the number of celebrities receiving out of court settlements from news international following the phone hacking scandal growing this week a great many charities look set to benefit from celeb...

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borednow 11.02.12 7:34am
Golgo13
'Arry 'the nation's choice' say a bunch of football reporters

'Arry Redknapp is the nation's choice for England football manager, a handful of football reporters have decided. Cheerful cockney Redknapp, who can sort of speak English, if not quite write it, is...

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roybland 11.02.12 7:02am
dvo4fun
Egyptian pyramids revealed to be no more than unused building materials piled up 0
Dumbnews 11.02.12 6:09am
Dumbnews
Leadership in the NHS now extinct claims new report.

A new report from a government think tank, claims that NHS leaders, a formerly endangered species, have now been completely over run by an imported American pest known by its Latin name of...

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pete1774 11.02.12 12:55am
pete1774
Giraffe to be renamed "Sainsbury's Bread Animal"

More to follow...

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apepper 10.02.12 11:51pm
apepper
Dyslexia Council of GB still unsure if it's OK to start meetings with a Ganga 0
dvo4fun 10.02.12 11:46pm
dvo4fun
Greek government crisis: Seven day trial of strength to test 'Week Constitution'

And that's as contrived as I can get it...

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dvo4fun 10.02.12 11:26pm
dvo4fun
Ken Livingston to replace Prince Philip as court jester 0
Sinnick 10.02.12 10:39pm
Sinnick
Council 'haven't got a prayer' of keeping to agenda.

More secular ruminations soon...

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MADJEZ 10.02.12 10:04pm
MADJEZ
Wicker Man burning to open Bideford Council meetings

let us pray...

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medici2471 10.02.12 10:03pm
nickb
Public outrage at bankers bonus though happy for Jedward to earn £3 million.... 0
MADJEZ 10.02.12 9:55pm
MADJEZ
vorderman solves uk cash crisis by consolidating debts into one easy lump sum

Insincere Sexy 90s maths vixen, carol vorderman has re-floated the whole uk economy using the ultra-wise advert premise that a big debt is better than little ones this premise made no mathematical...

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wolfie 10.02.12 8:43pm
wolfie
Redknapp race storm could scupper England role

The English F.A. we're left red faced today, when it was revealed that their number one target Harry 'Teflon' Redknapp, 64, has a history of racist abuse. An undercover reporter discovered that in...

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Marko 10.02.12 7:59pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Bideford Church Services to start with Town Council Minutes

A High Court ruling that all Bideford church services are to be started with town council meeting minutes was met with mixed reaction yesterday., Up until now prayers had been the order of the day...

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ozythelabrador 10.02.12 7:39pm
ozythelabrador
Native Americans sioux beer makers 0
medici2471 10.02.12 6:36pm
medici2471
Chris Huhne and Vicky Price ironically booked to appear on Pointless 1
simonjmr 10.02.12 6:16pm
medici2471
“Utility Futility Syndrome” hits energy boardrooms

Fat Cats gas themselves with ethically produced fuels It was a telling suicide note from a man at the top of his career, who threw himself from the top of a wind turbine. Another victim of what...

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nickb 10.02.12 5:51pm
antharrison
Russian envoy in Syria gets piece deal; for tank spares and artillery shells 0
Immunis 10.02.12 5:44pm
Immunis
Syria Latest: UN Security Council order 2nd Crusade to leave Damascus 0
Immunis 10.02.12 5:43pm
Immunis
Daniel Radcliffe faces 'toughest role' of actor who is interesting off-screen

Blossoming actor Daniel Radcliffe has received mixed reviews for his latest performance, in which he attempts to appear 'edgy' and interesting in real life. Since reprising the role of an...

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10.02.12 5:35pm
Perks