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Royal bust up as groom still hasn't taken suit to the cleaners with week to go. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Actors to play soldiers for Royal Wedding honour guard 3
Mrblacker 4 years

The Ministry of Defence has confirmed it's to hire around 200 actors to play the part of the Honour Guard for Prince William's wedding to Kate Middleton. And according to the Defence Secretary Dr....

Medic suspended for wearing Red Cross in war zone 2
virtuallywill 4 years

more or less later...

Newsbiscuit contributor accused of cluster-bombing 3
beau-jolly 4 years

Bloody quiet day on the High Street!...

Footballer admits sacking his reflexologist was a knee jerk reaction 4
Pinhead 4 years

don't worry, no more soon; that was rubbish...

Enjoy nothing more than a DVD and a bottle of wine 0
Pinhead 4 years

That could be why you're single then...

Australian scientists uncover centuries-old map blunder 2
anthoad 4 years

A team of scientists from the University of Queensland in Australia has made the startling discovery that almost all of the world’s maps have been read upside-down for centuries, prompting...

UK retail sales rebound 0.2%, statistical margin of error 0.2% 3
virtuallywill 4 years

It is newshonest....

News sources today are simply too unreliable says bloke down the pub 1
Screenie 4 years
Kate to marry in a burqa 4
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 4 years

In a move aimed at appeasing Muslim groups planning to demonstrate outside Westminster Abbey on the day of her wedding, Kate Middleton has revealed that she will ditch a traditional wedding dress in...

Man's ailment mysteriously goes away after physician discusses treatment costs 2
Dumbnews 4 years
Dadist's Army refuses to fight. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

"they don't like a prawn with a violin, Captain Mainwaring" shouted Corporal Jones...

PM "uneasy" about use of the subjunctive. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Cameron feeling moody. Just for you Rikkor...

Bertie Wooster to lead UK "Drone's Club" Mission in Libya. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Emma Watson fails daily mail celebrity test 0
4ty2 4 years

The mail complaint about her inability to make headlines for her 21st birthday. After all, the papers depend on celebrities making a fool of themselves to sell papers that have otherwise nothing to...

Diana's ring too big for prepaid envelope, complains Kate. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Rooney offers to help cruise casualty 0
Sinnick 4 years
William concerned as James Hewitt and Will Carling buy houses in north Wales. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Super-Injunction protects the identity of ****** *******. More soon... 0
404 Not Found 4 years
Marouane Chamakh happy with terms in new contract. 0
Paddster98 4 years

Marouane Chamakh has finally put pen to paper on a brand new 5 year deal. At the press conference held at Arsenal Football Club Chamakh informed the watching fans and world wide supporters that, " It...

Government issues smug alert as UK enjoys unseasonal weather 0
beau-jolly 4 years
Remains of chariot blocking one-way street confirms Stone Age ‘sat-nav’ theory 6
jp1885 4 years

Controversial claims made by a historian that prehistoric man navigated his way across England using a crude version of sat nav based on stone circle markers, have seemingly been validated by the...

Libyan rebels 'seize border post' 0
virtuallywill 4 years This One...

Clark Kent granted super injunction to protect identity 0
beau-jolly 4 years
James Corden given gagging order: 'Say something funny, or else!' 0
John Wiltshire 4 years
iPad data inadvertently reveals Jobs' secret, underground lair 0
4 years
Shakespeare wins Best Old Media Content Writer at the Digital Media Awards 0
ronseal 4 years

William Shakespeare has been recognised for his content writing skills by a prestigious panel of new media gurus. "He may have lived in the past, but that guy sure knew how to write engaging...

Bank holiday weather: “It'll probably rain”, says Eeyore 0
beau-jolly 4 years

BBC Scrap plan for David Gray chat show over fear that he would babble on... 1
Screenie 4 years

'Why, whywhywhywhy, why, why?' said a fan...

Super-injunction protects identity of teenage boy's imaginary girlfriend. 0
4 years

No more soon...