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Tourist complains about lack of Tea shop in Irish Parliament 0
ronseal 4 years
Toiseach announces Irish entering 'Polite Queueing' Olympic team 7
Ironduke 4 years

'We've nailed the tea drinking, we've slaughtered them at that cricket malarkey, we even owe more money than they dosure they've got nothing over us and we'll take them on their own ground' says...

Anemics among those worst affected by recent cut backs. 0
Qoxiivi 4 years
Nick Clegg launches 'Brown Nose Day' 2
Ian Searle 4 years

Do something not very funny for votes...

West Ham to take over Olympic stadium this Saturday 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Lord Coe has agreed that West Ham can take over the Olympic stadium this Saturday with a 10% discount for cash., Said Lord Coe: 'Let's face it, we need the money, they need the stadium, it's a...

Apple unveil new 33% thinner Steve Jobs 2
bonjonelson 4 years

Bad taste alert...

Train whistle interrupts commuter's train of thought 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Apple unveils 33% thinner Steve Jobs with backward facing camera. More later... 0
James Laserman 4 years

Apple unveils 33% thinner Steve Jobs with backward facing camera. More later...

Miracle cure for cancer “on the horizon” moans myopic biochemist. 0
Qoxiivi 4 years
Covent Garden Escapologist thwarted by restraining order 0
simonjmr 4 years
Modern day Turin shroud just Clarin's girl makeup left on bedsheet 0
simonjmr 4 years
Fish has "impending sense of doom" from silent treatment from Killer Whale 0
simonjmr 4 years
Comedy moustache and Homburg hat the secret of Killer Whales hunting success 0
simonjmr 4 years
Fabio Capello to be new England cricket manager 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

The MCC today announced the appointment of Fabio Capello as the England cricket team's new manager., A spokesman said:'In view of the team's disappointing performance so far in the world cup -...

Lord Coe launches Red Face day for Olympic funds 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

'You know,' said Lord Coe today in his usual relaxed way, 'I thought our bid was a bit cheap. We've got all the buildings up, so I thought that was it, job done, hand out the gold medals to our boys...

Ireland: “It was good to beat England at stickball, a game we don’t even play”. 0
Doylem 4 years
Libyan rebels offer “new customer base” for UK arms dealers... 0
Doylem 4 years
Welsh to hold referendum on devolution of Powys 0
nilbymouse 4 years

More pobol y cym soon...

EU rule women should get 'man flu' too 0
Ian Searle 4 years

And men should get periods...

Isle of Wight’s ’more flexible, more mobile tablet’ is just a pad of paper & pen 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
New iPad set to boost Apple turnover 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
The King’s Fund says NHS plans could st-st-st-stifle reform 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Woman arrested for saying ‘bang, bang’ named by police as Nancy Sinatra 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
James Naughtie gets the go-ahead to say ‘Jeremy Hunt’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
John Galliano Claims Jews Are The New Blacks 8
thisisall1word 4 years

ok - hope that's not offensive I'm pussying out of just leaving the headline to stand and adding this here to make sure that y'all understand that the joke is on the fashiontwat and no-one else. Yes...

The butler didn't do it, Pope confirms 0
CAC 4 years

The Pope yesterday invited senior Catholics into his drawing room to announce that despite being 'not quite one of us and frankly rather common,' the butler wasn't the one who murdered Jesus. 'He...

Double-blind, placebo-controlled study proves iPad more effective than Viagra 3
Dumbnews 4 years
Twitter now most popular website no one understands 0
Dumbnews 4 years

I look at these "twitter feeds" and can't make heads or tails of it?! It looks like I am staring at C++ code with all those ### signs....

Charlie Sheen's Twitter shock revelation 0
gaijintendo 4 years

Charlie not as less witty as his team of script-writers would have us believe.

Gadaffi unable to join Facebook, photo too large 0
Dumbnews 4 years