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Kleenex World to open Pyongyang branch 0
Drylaw 29.12.11 11:33pm
Drylaw
"Go on, let me have a turn!" says Pickles

Eric Pickles, the svelte, popular and much respected Secretary of State for Communities & Local Government, says that the Government will hit the ground running (or at least gently bouncing) in...

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dvo4fun 29.12.11 11:11pm
dvo4fun
Kim Jung-un promises free-style jazz choreography for next state funeral. 1
the coarse whisperer 29.12.11 10:54pm
NHS Surgeons to provide home treatment service (any time between 8am and 5pm) 1
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:32pm
dvo4fun
Rest of UK considers 'abandoning London' due to all the problems it has 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:26pm
MT Bucket
Government STD Campaign Goes Viral

Somebody must have done this joke before...

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Immunis 29.12.11 10:26pm
dvo4fun
Faceless & brainless fish declines offer to join coalition cabinet 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:23pm
MT Bucket
US to complete Blockbusters 'Middle East Gold Run' in 2012 by invading Iran

You must be 'this old' to understand this one...

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MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:20pm
MT Bucket
Britain to be moved back across the dateline 365 times to fix economy 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:17pm
MT Bucket
Days of Christmas to be cut to 8 by 2015 in latest Government Austerity package 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:14pm
MT Bucket
Nature's latest attempt to reduce Civil List costs thwarted 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:12pm
MT Bucket
'Prince Philip' package to be extended to 49% of patients in NHS hospitals 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:11pm
MT Bucket
NHS staff to 'adopt a patient' to take home with them for treatment 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:05pm
MT Bucket
Clegg on coalition: "I only stay with him for the sake of the children" 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:04pm
MT Bucket
US to rename Persian Gulf 'Lake Liberty' in 2013 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:02pm
MT Bucket
North Korea split into North West and North East Korea in boundary shake up 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:00pm
MT Bucket
New pictures emerge of Kim Jong Il defeating Chuck Norris

Nah a bit too far fetched even for him...

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MT Bucket 29.12.11 9:59pm
MT Bucket
New pictures emerge of Kim Jong Il assassinating JFK 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 9:58pm
MT Bucket
New pictures emerge of Kim Jong Il's 1968 landmark moon landing 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 9:58pm
MT Bucket
2 Million mourners at Kim Jong Il funeral after rumours of a free buffet at wake 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 9:56pm
MT Bucket
North Korea to start 2012 with 50 megaton firework display over Seoul 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 9:55pm
MT Bucket
Schrodinger jokes are both funny and dire at the same time, explains comedy prof 0
the coarse whisperer 29.12.11 9:54pm
the coarse whisperer
Schrodinger's wife admits sexual frustration/ satisfaction

He's in my box, he's not in my box (May as well jump on the bandwagon budge up Miliband)...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 29.12.11 9:36pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Taggart helping police with their inquiries...

after it is noticed that more murders happen on his patch than anywhere else in Britain...

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Smart Alex 29.12.11 8:49pm
Smart Alex
Schroedinger slapped as man explains his 'your cat DID shit in my garden' theory 3
Perks 29.12.11 7:40pm
dvo4fun
Kim Jung Wild announced as surprise North Korean leader

More to follow...

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apepper 29.12.11 7:04pm
apepper
Politicians Hoping for Armageddon in 2012

A poll of leading politicians reveals that their best hope for 2012 is some kind of End of the World event based on an ancient Mayan prophesy. “I’ve looked at all of the options” explained...

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Quaz 29.12.11 6:30pm
Quaz
Schroedingers cats eyes may and may not be installed at box junctions.

I'm sure I've got less than a half-life remaining...

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Iscariot 29.12.11 4:28pm
dvo4fun
Reminiscence Therapy undermined by disagreement on date of "Back in the Day" 2
dvo4fun 29.12.11 4:23pm
dvo4fun
Kim Jong-un denies 'improper relationship' with Adam Werritty

As preparations continue for his succession to power, Kim Jong-un has had to move to deny any wrong doing following revelations his good friend Adam Werritty has been passing himself off as his close...

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Perks 29.12.11 3:04pm
Perks