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Queen's food taster dead after Prince of Wales omelet.

After three months in the job, veteran food taster to the Queen, Sir Digby St John Filigree-Gresham passed away painfully yesterday after the tasting of a mushroom omelet. The omelet had been...

Curbie Firetank 31.08.11 6:24pm
Desperate Arsene Wenger recruits Colonel Gaddafi to shore up Arsenal's defence 0
JohnA 30.08.11 7:32pm
Sarcozy nationalises Disneyland Paris

French President Nicolas Sarcozy is considering nationalising Disneyland Paris, to prevent foreign visitors being surprised at its inherent 'frenchness'. Despite the best efforts of Disneyland's...

31.08.11 6:54am
"More bang for your buck" 14 days @ Sirte Hilton starts Saturday 3rd September.

More soon. Get in before the rush. I'll get my flak jacket...

dvo4fun 30.08.11 6:07pm
Coolest Summer for Two Decades "Hangover From Labour Government" 0
thisisall1word 30.08.11 6:02pm
Gillette confirm "reduces tug and pull" is a masturbation euphemism 1
simonjmr 03.04.12 7:35am
Chiles Set To Star As Bungle As Disney Sings Deal For Rainbow Movie

Cuddly Daybreak presenter, Adrian Chiles, is reported to have singed a contract with Disney USA for a seven figure sum that now sees the way clear for him to co-star as the somewhat effete bear,...

Duff 30.08.11 2:53pm
FA launches Let Kick Climate change Denial out of Football campaign

Football fans who make offensive chants about wind turbines could face stiff jail sentences, as the government and the FA pledge to 'get tough' with climate change deniers. The news was welcomed by...

ronseal 31.08.11 10:19am
Uncle of George W. Bush 'caught thinking' 0
Griffin 30.08.11 12:15pm
Microblogging Site Goes Into Meltdown As Cheryl Cole Posts Her First Tweet

It really is one of those [i]"Where were you when[/i]" moments; surely on a par with the assassination of JFK and Neil Armstrong setting foot on the moon. At 11.30 today Cheryl Cole posted her...

Duff 30.08.11 11:42am
Len Ganley takes extended rest 1
rickwestwell 30.08.11 6:45pm
Tragic death of Len Ganley - curse of Half Man Half Biscuit strikes again

Welsh actress Nerys Hughes was reported to be holed up in a Rhyl safehouse last night after the notorious 'Half Man Half Biscuit curse' struck yet again with the death of snooker referee Lan Ganley....

rickwestwell 31.08.11 9:09am
Comedian set to make big splash

Actor/comedian Matt Lucas, star of hit TV shows such as Little Britain and Shooting Stars will be heading for the fast flowing water’s of the Thames at the weekend to play his part in this year’s...

Gerontius 30.08.11 11:03am
Surprising Behaviour by Queen in Five Live Interview

BBC radio station Five Live thought they had the scoop of the century when The Queen agreed to spend time in the studio on star presenter Nicky Campbell's show yesterday morning. Increased listening...

Drylaw 30.08.11 10:27am
Michele Bachmann Declares Own Candidacy A Warning From God

Hot on the heels of controversial remarks that the recent earthquake and storm on America's east coast were a sign of god's wrath, presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann today added to her portents of...

Textbook 30.08.11 6:16pm
Rebels stop hunting for Muammar Gaddafi between 5.30 am and 7.00 am

because first thing in the morning, most people look like that...

Mother 30.08.11 9:14am
Filey Scarecrow Festival Passes Off Without Trouble

Community leaders expressed relief as the town’s annual Scarecrow Festival came to a close yesterday with no reports of trouble. There had been threats to cancel the event after outbreaks of bad...

Aberdeen Correspondent 30.08.11 8:50am
Aberdeen Correspondent
'Now Prime Minister Japan I am' claims Noda 0
Ostsee 30.08.11 6:51am
Every Little Helps World Domination

For the purposes of not naming names, the following theory discusses a hypothetical supermarket chain. Let us call it, ‘Tesbury’s’. It’s often said that stores like Tesbury’s want to...

Glib Hemingway 29.08.11 11:44pm
Glib Hemingway
BBC Fail To Meet Irritating Accent Quota

The BBC is meeting its quota for presenters who aren't very good and who have odd facial mannerisms. However, it is falling short of its target of having 50% of presenters with excrutiating,...

Wheelright 30.08.11 11:02am
RNLI in debt after Joss Bay fund raising event.

writinginbsl 29.08.11 6:20pm
Onlookers shocked as a grandmother is found legless at Bridlington theme park

I am actually ashamed of myself, I suppose there will be some kind of knee jerk reaction now...

writinginbsl 29.08.11 6:12pm
Al-Magrahi signed by Arsenal "to add stamina to squad". More soon. 3
Al OPecia 05.10.11 11:31pm
Arsene Wenger on defeat: "We'll have 2-8 and see what happens next." 0
martin2381 29.08.11 4:46pm
Danny Alexander Asked By Cameron & Clegg To Justify Poor Summer Weather

The Coalition Government's chief apologist, Danny Alexander, has been handed his toughest task yet since slithering into power with his fellow Lib Dem colleagues. Forget the disgracefully shoddy,...

Duff 30.08.11 2:20pm
Harry Redknapp blames Luka Modric's ear for defeat.

Tottenham's 5-1 defeat to Manchester City has been blamed on Luka Modric's ear., "Some geezers got in Luka's ear and it's cost us the game" said manager 'Arry Redknapp. Redknapp also claims Modric...

rebel not taken 29.08.11 2:17pm
rebel not taken
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malgor 29.08.11 5:58pm
Computer programmer's shame on confessing to never having seen 'The Matrix'

The IT world was plunged into bitter recrimination last night after computer programmer James Renfield finally admitted that despite working in the industry for many years, he had actually never...

Midnight Dreary 29.08.11 1:20pm
Midnight Dreary
England cricketer gave woman multiple orgasms.

The contents of a private diary found at a boot sale in Yorkshire provide further evidence that Test Cricket can be a huge aphrodisiac. The journals of Fanny Old, Vice President of the Eccles...

rebel not taken 29.08.11 10:58am
rebel not taken
Al-Magrahi to be brought back to UK before end of transfer window, says Wenger. 3
dominic_mcg 29.08.11 6:12pm
Al OPecia