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6000 years of Merkel cult?

"With a curvaceous figure and short stubby arms, the discovery of a 6,000-year-old earth mother in France shows "...

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Username 12.12.11 3:10am
Username
Health and safety demands of looters finally being met

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2072683/Sony-OLED-Flat-screen-TV-rolled-pocket.html Good start, but there must be hundreds of innovative technologies and operational improvement...

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Username 12.12.11 3:01am
Username
'Too soon to rule out modelling as next career' reveals top cop Hogan-Howes

.. [would be a shame to waste this as a ticker] 'I'd love to be a detective - that would be my dream job - and autopsies, anything about that. I'd like to go to a murder scene and try to work out...

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Username 12.12.11 2:45am
Username
von Clegg...

is the punchline of tomorrow's ticker. How did it go again?...

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Username 12.12.11 2:29am
Username
Little Mix thrown back as 'undersize' under European 'good taste' guidelines 0
Username 12.12.11 2:20am
Username
"August Ferdinand Möbius couldn't see the funny side" says biographer

Yes, NB is going to shirt. Deal with it...

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JohnA 12.12.11 2:12am
Username
Irish Dwarf band 'Little Micks' conquer X-Factor final.

More soon, begorra.. http://getfile9.posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/temp-2011-11-17/CimAyvilJHveaqkyCsDGvlvteoBstvvejHGjizctrhCjGbFcAkHHjluueney/lepreachuans-jh-01.jpg.scaled500.jpg...

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MADJEZ 12.12.11 12:18am
MADJEZ
Climate Change conference ends in success as snow fails to fall in Durban

Al Gore failed to show up...

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JohnA 12.12.11 12:02am
JohnA
Clegg preparing for life as "Political Pygmy" after next election 0
MT Bucket 11.12.11 10:47pm
MT Bucket
Global warming

.. Want to write a one-liner with the (implied) punchline that Nigella Lawson is hotter than Nigel Lawson, but can't get it started. Any suggestions?...

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Username 11.12.11 10:19pm
apepper
Man sues Sainsburys when Bag For Life fails to save dying wife

“Im not a first aider but isn’t that what it is supposed to do?” asks Mr Saddler, whose wife passed away in Mitcham Sainsburys on Saturday. “Clearly says “Bag for life” on it, but the...

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brownpaperreporter 11.12.11 8:48pm
dvo4fun
Controversy as London Mathematical Society launches Möbius Strip club 9
pinxit 11.12.11 7:53pm
apepper
Eau de Pickles decared a "Retail flop"

Communities minister Eric Pickles was said to be "Disappointed" that the expensive perfume that bears his name has not sold as well as predicted in the run-up to Christmas. "We were hoping to sell...

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antharrison 11.12.11 6:02pm
antharrison
Climate change talks slammed as "Just so much hot air!" 0
dvo4fun 11.12.11 5:13pm
dvo4fun
Cameron veto's tide, silly Cnut. 0
reforse 11.12.11 4:06pm
reforse
Eric Pickles to tackle Britiain's "problem families" by eating them. 0
MT Bucket 11.12.11 3:32pm
MT Bucket
Huhne compares Coalition to "a marriage" and asks Hague to take his points 0
MT Bucket 11.12.11 3:30pm
MT Bucket
Lib Dems to mount 'dirty protest' over Euro fiasco in next Cabinet meeting 0
MT Bucket 11.12.11 3:27pm
MT Bucket
Opposition to shop worktop census grows in counter counter counter move

More confusion to follow...

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apepper 11.12.11 3:16pm
apepper
Protuberance in Clegg's trousers could be emerging cojones 0
Drylaw 11.12.11 2:33pm
Drylaw
MotD's Alan Hansen explodes while explaining how a foul really can be 'cynical'.

More (language distortion) later...

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dvo4fun 11.12.11 2:31pm
dvo4fun
Nicolas Sarkozy Sucked up by Belgian Road Sweeping Truck

Sarkozy get's Sucked off! The French President was reported missing at 15.10pm this afternoon after popping out to deface a Mini parked near his hotel which had a Union Jack roof. He later...

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TheHaddock 11.12.11 1:08pm
TheHaddock
Cockerels, Snails and Croissants Banned from Britain

Cameron Suggests we should get our Cocks out! A furious and stroppy David Cameron phoned the Ministry of Agriculture last night and swore for half an hour, he then signed off by demanding that all...

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TheHaddock 11.12.11 1:02pm
TheHaddock
Queen gutted at canal holiday to mark Jubilee. 'Barbados would have been nice !' 0
MADJEZ 11.12.11 12:12pm
MADJEZ
Clegg given permission by Cameron to disagree - but only once 0
Sinnick 11.12.11 11:37am
Sinnick
Tories refuse to buy pram for Nick Clegg to throw toys out of 0
nickb 11.12.11 9:33am
nickb
Wounded knight says armour "not his strongest suit" 0
Nick McCarr 11.12.11 5:35am
Nick McCarr
Alien intruders demand to be taken to leader of "North Face" empire 0
Dumbnews 11.12.11 3:05am
Dumbnews
Early diagnosis of choirboy’s testicular cancer; Catholic priest recognised

The Catholic Church is taking heart from the news this week that Father Martin O’Flaherty has been awarded an honorary medical certificate by St Thomas Hospital for his work in the early diagnosis...

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malgor 11.12.11 1:07am
malgor
Occupy downtown protests shut out by the other 1%, panhandlers 0
Dumbnews 11.12.11 12:17am
Dumbnews