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Dorset shopkeeper celebrates Lotto windfall 1
beau-jolly 4 years

Dave Higgs, was today celebrating in his small ironmongers shop in the picturesque North Dorset town of Shaftesbury., When Dave heard about the massive roll-over jackpot he considered the odds and...

Ex Chief Exec seeks Redemption on leaving News International... 0
charlies_hat 4 years

Mick Hucknell seen in Editors office at "The Sun" 0
arnied 4 years

Sex change scandal was averted!...

Heinrich manoeuver experts put on standby for english golfer choking outbreak. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Especially on Sunday...

bugger 4
button 4 years
Government set to nationalise Metropolitan Police 0
dvo4fun 4 years

Sources close to Home Secretary Theresa May have revealed that it is now certain that the Met will be brought back into public ownership. With the summer recess about to begin it is likely that...

Rock Star Gilmour's adopted son gets 16 months. 0
dvo4fun 4 years

"He's no son of mine." said the legendary prog rock guitarist to reporters outside the court...

Brooks quits News International for job as Cameron's Communcations Director 0
Skylarking 4 years

and so on into infinity...

Spelling Mistakes Cost Minions - More Soon 2
ermintrude 4 years

Spelling Mistakes Cost Minions - More Soon...

News Corp statement in full "Some Big Boys did it and ran away". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 4 years
Gilmour gets Time. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Feargal Sharkey arrested for stalking teenage girl... 0
be reasonable 4 years

after neighbours heard him singing in the shower. More soon...

Blast “Could have been fatal” 11
beau-jolly 4 years

A Lancashire man is recovering in hospital after a near-fatal trouser trump. Sources at the Royal Lancashire Infirmary confirmed the injuries were caused by a particularly powerful gastric gust and...

Citizens delighted as Rebekah Brooks reveals 'overwhelming respect' for them 1
SpankyMonkey 4 years
Gagging "A serious health concern" say the BMA 0
dvo4fun 4 years

The British Medical Association today issued a stark warning to members of the public who may tune in to watch News International chiefs give evidence at next Tuesday's Select Committee hearing....

removed - when will I ever learn 0
Ian Searle 4 years

read the other post first - sorry...

Queen tells Bletchley hero's : THID-XVFRT-OFR-PRGUGF. 2
charlies_hat 4 years
Customers alarmed that new McWrap is served in large white bowl, with flies 1
4 years
Tevez affair reaches Biblical proportions as City send 3rd letter to Corinthians 8
charlies_hat 4 years
News Corps hacks "intercepted and copied First Epistle to the Thessalonians". 1
Al OPecia 4 years
Helen Mirren spotted wearing clothes 13
Christopher Frost 4 years
Falkirk Couple buy their hometown with their Euromillions win 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

but wondering what to do with the other £160,990,000 ...

Police Commisssoner defends hiring ex NOTW man and his compilation of saucy 0
doggone 4 years
Heathrow bomb plot foiled - police find it was based on Love Actually script 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Superintendant Harry Meadows hailed the breakthrough as a “major blow to the terror network in the UK” he explained further “We had our suspicions that the terror cell in question have been...

sick hack has the sack for hacking on a phone 0
4 years
Second red top casualty in a week sparks Scottish panic 2
charlies_hat 4 years
Royalty payments for "Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead!" start to pick up. 3
Al OPecia 4 years
Father of protester Charlie Gilmour faces jail over prog rock offences 1
FraserWords 4 years

The father of student protester Charlie Gilmour faces jail over allegations of committing prog rock guitar solos and “being a hippy”., David Gilmour, 120, is said to have played solos stretching...

GB athletes to miss 2012 medal ceremonies 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Elephant ‘ignored’ at International Whaling Commission annual meeting 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years