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Nokia research shows happy homosexuals want homophone

.. or "Nokia research shows happy homesexuals like gay homophone"...

Yikes 12.06.12 8:09am
Ant and Dec Voted Two Biggest Anchors On TV

Ubiquitous Geordie presenting duo, Ant and Dec, have been awarded the coveted title of the nation's biggest anchors for a third consecutive year, in a poll of Radio Times readers to be published...

Duff 12.06.12 7:12am
Nancy Cameron in failed bid to distract David Cameron from ruining anything else

Nancy Cameron has apologised to the nation after her bid to distract her father from messing anything else up by hiding in a country pub ended in failure. Although the prime minister's daughter,...

The Paper Ostrich 12.06.12 5:30am
President Amadinejad and Katie Price announce wedding plans

After much speculation is has now been confirmed that President Amadinejad and Katie Price are to be wed in a lavish ceremony in Iranian capital Tehran later this Autumn. The unlikely partnership ...

bumtrinket 12.06.12 5:18am
Tim Rice, Damien Hirst to Stage World's First Surrealist Musical, "Hello Dali!" 0
Iggy Pop-Barker 12.06.12 12:14am
Iggy Pop-Barker
Broken Britain update : Champagne Charlie's leave daughter in pub 1
simonjmr 11.06.12 9:11pm
Biennial renaming of country to 'Inger-lund' underway 1
Mandy Lifeboat 11.06.12 9:05pm
Stirring England draw invokes spirit of ... er 1980... oh dear.

More dullness soon...

MADJEZ 11.06.12 9:04pm
Leveson inquiry concerned that selective amnesia may be at "epidemic" levels 0
FlashArry 11.06.12 8:52pm
Dignitas to launch 'come die with me' two for one summer promotion

Financially struggling suicide-assisting Swiss outfit Dignitas are taking the unusual step of offering a BOGOF for their Platinum-level death-assisting service. I spoke to CEO of the company Dr...

bumtrinket 11.06.12 8:29pm
In brief:

Home from trip to pub, PM looks around car and concurs 'maybe we're not all in it together.'...

Miss Hegas 11.06.12 6:18pm
Miss Hegas
BBC Denies Peston Bailout Rumours

Senior sources at the BBC moved quickly today to scotch rumours that Business Editor Robert Peston is in need of a bailout. "There are no suggetions of Robert needing an 'additional line of credit'...

custard cream 11.06.12 3:57pm
custard cream
Over 40 people rescued from caravan holiday in Wales

Rescuers have managed to evacuate over 40 people from a distressing caravan holiday in Wales. Three people were airlifted to safety by Royal Air Force Sea King helicopters. “It was awful,”...

Danny 11.06.12 3:55pm
Both Luke Skywalker and Nancy Cameron decide not to send Father's day cards 1
Smart Alex 11.06.12 3:32pm
Midfield Diamond
Kitchen assistant Nancy Cameron first to trial "Work, not Child Benefit" scheme 0
Nails UK 11.06.12 3:08pm
Nails UK
9 out of 10 people say Eric Pickles would be neighbour from Hell 0
roybland 11.06.12 3:05pm
Blair's hands recalled to Leveson 0
nostra da mouse 11.06.12 2:44pm
nostra da mouse
Cameron left social conscience behind in Gentlemen’s club

Reports coming in suggest that Prime Minister David Cameron left his social conscience in a small members club in Chelsea shortly after the General Election in 2010. The press were alerted to the...

Rizzo 11.06.12 1:48pm
Doctors claim they are close to finding a cure for Jeremy Kyle 0
Ian Searle 11.06.12 1:46pm
Ian Searle
Potuguese police make random arrest in Cameron daughter pub case 0
cinquecento 11.06.12 1:46pm
Lady Ga-Ga causes upoar wearing dress made of wood

The gossip columns of Hollywood were today abuzz with the news that Lady GaGa wore a dress made out of wood to a restaurant bash last night. Greenpeace have condemned the singer, who has also been...

Bismarck 11.06.12 1:44pm
Guide Dogs told to 'man up'

After revelations that guide dogs are coming under increasing attack by other dogs, charity Guide Dogs For The Blind has been examining means of tackling the issue. Early trials in replacing...

cinquecento 11.06.12 1:08pm
Camerons In "Back Home Alone" Blunder

In a plot almost straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster starring Macauley Culkin, Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha find themselves at the centre of a child abuse investigation this...

Duff 11.06.12 1:03pm
England Victory hailed by Roy Hodgson

Roy Hodgson, England’s embattled manager, today hailed as a victory the agreement by Euro 2012 countries to bail out his struggling football team. It is believed that some sort of deal would be...

Denis Dijon 11.06.12 12:54pm
Denis Dijon
Welsh are lent bucket loads for bail out 1
charlies_hat 11.06.12 12:27pm
Midfield Diamond
Increase in attacks on guide dogs, gang war with hearing dogs blamed. 0
MADJEZ 11.06.12 11:58am
Cameron daughter 'turned to drink" to cope with humiliating parents 0
Haywood Manley 11.06.12 11:52am
Haywood Manley
Despair as people told they can return Welsh caravan park

More to follow...

apepper 11.06.12 11:26am
Welsh brewers benefit from flooding - water supplies filled with muck & filth

"Half our work done for us" said an Industry Spokesman...

RickH 11.06.12 11:25am
Spanish the new Greeks, say Germans 0
Old Hat 11.06.12 10:39am
Old Hat