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Queen tells Irish 'Don't blame me, I'm German' 0
ronseal 4 years

The Queen was accused of 'doing a Ben Elton' yesterday, after she attempted to pass herself off as another social group, in a ruse aimed at avoiding unpleasant associations. Her Majesty has...

Rikers Island prison inmate, Strauss-Kahn, taking rape very seriously 0
Qoxiivi 4 years
Daily Mail shock over Arnie's love pad. £200,000 for a four bedroom house ! 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Tesco to adopt olympic ticket sales lottery for groceries 4
4 years

An industry insider has revealed that Tesco, the country's leading retailer of Absolutely Everything, is keeping a watchful eye on sales of olympic tickets. "This could be a revolution in retail,...

Book Review : The Good Rape Guide by Ken Clarke 0
MADJEZ 4 years
New Bin Laden recording translated by Derek Acorah 0
Basil_B 4 years
Ken Clarke"Not all paedophilia the same" 0
pumpernickle 4 years

At conservative H.Q today in a press conference on reducing prison numbers justice minister Ken Clarke said"not all paedophilia was the same."To a packed room he went on to say"You have to look at...

Dominique Strauss-Kahn hires Ken Clarke to defend him on rape charge 1
Genghis Cohen 4 years

The disgraced head of the IMF, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, is said to be ‘quietly optimistic’ about his chances of wriggling off a rape charge after hiring UK Justice Secretary Ken Clarke as his...

Ken Clarke ‘had it coming’, say women who have been raped. 1
SingingHinny 4 years

'He shouldn't have dressed like a fat, ignorant slob.' More outdated and worrying views later...

Ken Clarke claims rape victims charity collector wouldn't take no for an answer 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Reclusive Japanese karate expert was ‘just using kid to wash and clean’ 1
JayGee 4 years

An American high school student is suing an elderly Japanese man who, he claims, tricked him into washing cars and doing DIY at his house, under the pretence that he was learning self defence. Dave...

motorcyclist with bionic hand buys 15 tons of KY jelly. 1
be reasonable 4 years

More soreness soon...

Defra claims "14% of all food waste is McDonald's gherkin". More soon. 2
Al OPecia 4 years

Thanks Charlies_hat...

Oil seed rape is COMPLETELY different, insists Ken Clarke 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Prince Philip complains about lack of potatoes at Irish banquet 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Chris Huhne denies trying to get someone else to answer police questions 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Stauss-Kahn appoints Ken Clarke as his defence lawyer 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Queen’s banquet speech increases pressure on Ireland to apologise for Westlife 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Ken Clarke concedes there is only one type of pillock 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Viagra can make you deaf... 1
be reasonable 4 years
25,000 pieces of rotting gherkin found in Wisconsin back yard 5
charlies_hat 4 years
Eddie Stobart suspected to have looked at company fuel bill 2
charlies_hat 4 years
Queen apologises to Ireland for 'radio gaga'. 0
be reasonable 4 years

"Your turn, Mr.Bono," she added...

Kenneth Clarke speaks out against the taste of his own foot. 2
pineapple incident 4 years

More soon?...

Travelling stationary salesman has identity crisis 4
charlies_hat 4 years
Wrexham man wishes he had taken £25 in cash to pay for train ticket 0
antharrison 4 years
Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s Six Best Alibis 0
mbalton 4 years

It looks like the IMF chief’s visit to America is going to be a long one because these are the best alibis that his lawyers could come up with: 1. Was auditioning housekeepers for his friend...

Middleware specialists "Disappointed" by British SOAP awards 0
antharrison 4 years

"Oracle Fusion should have won best newcomer" complains Larry Ellison. "BizTalk" says Bill Gates...

'Some justice secretaries less serous than others' remark sparks outcry 0
roybland 4 years

A suggestion that some justice secretaries are less serious than others has been condemned by the current justice secretary Ken Clarke as outrageous.,  , The off the cuff remark was made by a rape...

Kenneth Clarke denies he claimed some decapitations are worse than others. 0
bonjonelson 4 years

"I clearly said that a fifteen year old girl who actually lives in this country wouldn't be able to give their consent to being decapitated. I apologise if people misunderstood what I said."...