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New Year Honour For Cameron.....

.."Stage Door Johnny." Obviously, not a main player anywhere. Just a sideline act...

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Jesse Bigg 30.12.11 1:48pm
Jesse Bigg
Plan to abandon Liverpool "opportunity missed", says Thatcher

The 1981 plan to abandon Liverpool was a missed opportunity according to a spokesman for the former PM; "Abandoning it wasn't the answer, we should have sold it to Rupert Murdoch."...

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apepper 30.12.11 1:26pm
apepper
New Blue Peter badges to be issued to combat widespread fraud

New Blue Peter badges to be issued to combat widespread fraud...

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Captainzep 30.12.11 11:28am
Captainzep
Reprise: Director Of New Thatcher Film Inflicts Big Cuts On Cast Numbers......

..And abandons film locations in and around Liverpool. (Sorry, Sir Geoff Howe, Cabinet papers don't lie)...

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Jesse Bigg 30.12.11 10:51am
Jesse Bigg
Massive increase in chat room use as civil servants return from Christmas break

Worth a full story?...

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kimllfixit 30.12.11 9:16am
PReady
Government announces 'Gregorian Tax' on those taking part in 2012

Chancellor George Osborne has announced a new ‘Gregorian Tax’, which will apply to anybody who wants to participate in 2012. The tax has been attacked by opposition parties but the government...

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dogwheels 30.12.11 8:12am
Kleenex World to open Pyongyang branch 0
Drylaw 29.12.11 11:33pm
Drylaw
"Go on, let me have a turn!" says Pickles

Eric Pickles, the svelte, popular and much respected Secretary of State for Communities & Local Government, says that the Government will hit the ground running (or at least gently bouncing) in...

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dvo4fun 29.12.11 11:11pm
dvo4fun
Kim Jung-un promises free-style jazz choreography for next state funeral. 1
the coarse whisperer 29.12.11 10:54pm
NHS Surgeons to provide home treatment service (any time between 8am and 5pm) 1
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:32pm
dvo4fun
Rest of UK considers 'abandoning London' due to all the problems it has 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:26pm
MT Bucket
Government STD Campaign Goes Viral

Somebody must have done this joke before...

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Immunis 29.12.11 10:26pm
dvo4fun
Faceless & brainless fish declines offer to join coalition cabinet 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:23pm
MT Bucket
US to complete Blockbusters 'Middle East Gold Run' in 2012 by invading Iran

You must be 'this old' to understand this one...

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MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:20pm
MT Bucket
Britain to be moved back across the dateline 365 times to fix economy 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:17pm
MT Bucket
Days of Christmas to be cut to 8 by 2015 in latest Government Austerity package 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:14pm
MT Bucket
Nature's latest attempt to reduce Civil List costs thwarted 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:12pm
MT Bucket
'Prince Philip' package to be extended to 49% of patients in NHS hospitals 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:11pm
MT Bucket
NHS staff to 'adopt a patient' to take home with them for treatment 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:05pm
MT Bucket
Clegg on coalition: "I only stay with him for the sake of the children" 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:04pm
MT Bucket
US to rename Persian Gulf 'Lake Liberty' in 2013 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:02pm
MT Bucket
North Korea split into North West and North East Korea in boundary shake up 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:00pm
MT Bucket
New pictures emerge of Kim Jong Il defeating Chuck Norris

Nah a bit too far fetched even for him...

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MT Bucket 29.12.11 9:59pm
MT Bucket
New pictures emerge of Kim Jong Il assassinating JFK 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 9:58pm
MT Bucket
New pictures emerge of Kim Jong Il's 1968 landmark moon landing 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 9:58pm
MT Bucket
2 Million mourners at Kim Jong Il funeral after rumours of a free buffet at wake 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 9:56pm
MT Bucket
North Korea to start 2012 with 50 megaton firework display over Seoul 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 9:55pm
MT Bucket
Schrodinger jokes are both funny and dire at the same time, explains comedy prof 0
the coarse whisperer 29.12.11 9:54pm
the coarse whisperer
Schrodinger's wife admits sexual frustration/ satisfaction

He's in my box, he's not in my box (May as well jump on the bandwagon budge up Miliband)...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 29.12.11 9:36pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Taggart helping police with their inquiries...

after it is noticed that more murders happen on his patch than anywhere else in Britain...

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Smart Alex 29.12.11 8:49pm
Smart Alex