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Mussolini's lost uniform found in Gaddafi's bedroom. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.09.11 7:44pm
Al OPecia
Gadiffi: We Fight On To The Last Drop Of Your Blood

"we will fight to the end," said Colonel Gadaffi speaking from his luxury bunker just outside Harare. " Rise up and cleanse Tripoli of the rats, and let me know how it went but don't 'phone after...

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Wheelright 01.09.11 7:09pm
Wheelright
Jimmy Carr's "Laughter Therapy Tour" cures audiences all over the UK 1
JohnA 02.09.11 2:35pm
martin2381
Fractious Twins Snatched And Taken Into Care By Hertfordshire Social Services

Fears are growing over the whereabouts of twin Irish imps, John and Edward Grimes, after they were sensationally snatched from a house in Boreham Wood, Herts, earlier this morning by Hertfordshire...

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Duff 01.09.11 5:07pm
Duff
Libya launches new book series "Where's Gaddafi?". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.09.11 5:06pm
Al OPecia
Cider visors: “The new beer goggles”

The difference between a dog and a fox? 7 pints. Oh, how we laughed all those years ago...

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beau-jolly 01.09.11 3:52pm
beau-jolly
Man finds himself in self-storage unit 2
beau-jolly 02.09.11 2:01pm
beau-jolly
Paolo Di Canio blames ex QPR striker for defeat of Fascism in Swindon.

Swindon Town manager Paolo Di Canio has launched a scathing political attack on centre forward Leon Clarke after their Carling Cup defeat by Southampton. The striker, who was recently 'released' by...

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rebel not taken 01.09.11 3:19pm
rebel not taken
The Future's Orange All Right For Dickinson As 'Duke' Signs Real Deal

Antiques expert and ex-con, David (The Duke) Dickinson, has signed a lucrative sponsorship deal and and is to become the new face of creosote manufacturer, Ronseal, in a soon to be rolled-out...

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Duff 01.09.11 3:18pm
Duff
The Great Dorset Pikey-fest gets off to a flying start

As the annual Great Dorset Pikey-fest gets underway, organisers are already hailing this year as the most successful ever., Up to a fortnight prior to the gates opening, roads around the area were...

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beau-jolly 01.09.11 5:14pm
dvo4fun
Encourage looters to stay indoors all day by making them police says Think Tak

The best way to make young men stay indoors all day not getting involved in any trouble is to give them a job in the police force, says a new report from Zeitgeist Think Tank. Zeitgeist researchers...

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ronseal 02.09.11 1:31pm
Genghis Cohen
Scotland celebrates aid effort as average life expectancies surge past 40

The Scottish Government has announced today that average life expectancies north of the border have increased so dramatically over the last couple of decades that the country may now require a state...

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OllieP 07.09.11 8:43pm
f0zz
Mikel Arteta manages to dot the I and cross 2 T's by 11.00pm deadline

The transfer of Mikel Arteta from Everton to Arsenal was on a knife edge right up to the 11.00pm deadline. "The clubs had agreed a fee, the agents bungs were paid, the players net salary and image...

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grottymonty 01.09.11 11:28am
grottymonty
Vanessa Redgrave has her drive tarmacked for free

“We did it by way of a thank you.” Said Dale Farm traveller Mick O’Ruff, who can trace his Romany ancestry back to before he was born. “It was hard work, getting them limestone slabs up but...

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greg various 10.09.11 9:09pm
brownpaperreporter
Manufacturers ready production lines for 59W lightbulbs 2
bonjonelson 01.09.11 12:12pm
bonjonelson
National Union of Moths to strike over 60w lightbulb cuts. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 01.09.11 9:10am
dominic_mcg
Crouchy and Woody to revive old nightclub act in Stoke-on-Trent 0
Drylaw 01.09.11 8:28am
Drylaw
Daily Mail celebrates greatest doublethink yet.

Editors, journalists and staff at the Daily Mail were celebrating today, as Editor-in-chief Paul Dacre showed off the quality of doublethink now available at the paper. "Simultaneously calling for...

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aug24 01.09.11 4:31pm
dvo4fun
LSE to offer degree course in Greekonomics. 0
Griffin 01.09.11 7:23am
Griffin
Inquiry called for after near riot nearly breaks out at Notting Hill festival 0
Nick McCarr 01.09.11 6:58am
Nick McCarr
Ned Kelly definitely dead say scientists

The remains of Australian outlaw Ned Kelly removed recently from an unmarked grave have been positively identified by researchers using the latest DNA technology, 130 years after he was hanged for...

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Gerontius 02.09.11 3:00pm
Danny
Wooton Basset florists and hearse hire companies face uncertain future 0
Ian Searle 01.09.11 6:29am
Ian Searle
Dying man regrets having so many regrets 2
Dumbnews 01.09.11 5:56pm
Dumbnews
Anthropologist makes contact with last surviving member of Friendster 0
Dumbnews 01.09.11 5:38am
Dumbnews
Woman who killed over Italian sandwich found to be suffering from ‘Panini Envy' 0
Ian Searle 01.09.11 5:37am
Ian Searle
Hurricane predicted as kids return to school and parents let out sigh of relief 0
Ian Searle 01.09.11 5:35am
Ian Searle
Gaddafi caught by charity volunteer with clipboard

Reports just in from Tripoli suggest that fugitive warlord, and occasional drag queen, Colonel Gaddafi has finally been apprehended. It seems that a volunteer for a well known charity trapped Gaddafi...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 01.09.11 2:46pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Unfrozen Libya cash to be used immediately, do not refreeze

More soon?...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 01.09.11 3:51am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Gender pay-gap as high as 10 pairs of Jimmy Choo and a Gucci belt says watchdog 0
antharrison 31.08.11 11:58pm
antharrison
World's top-paid CEOs pledge to cut acronyms and buzzwords by 10% 0
Dumbnews 31.08.11 10:41pm
Dumbnews