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Flatulent Horse squeaks past finishing post. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Stirring tribute to Jason Manford on One Show ..... conspicuously absent. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
'give them the fuckin money' says Bob Geldof on behalf of his native Ireland 7
Basil_B 4 years
Pope condoned condome use 0
4ty2 4 years

and suggests to catholic priests they should bend over, ehr bend the rules over sex in the bible...

‘Chancellor should have had written quote’ insists Darling 1
Gerontius 4 years

Chancellor George Osborne has denied allegations from Labour’s Alistair Darling that he gave the go ahead for Downing Street to be re-tarmaced without getting a written quote first., Witnesses say...

Brian Cowen to quit... 0
Doylem 4 years

Since he doesn’t know the difference between a golden handshake and a golden shower, it was probably a mistake to wear his best suit...

Dalai Lama to quit as spiritual leader, to take Jason Manford’s place on sofa... 0
Doylem 4 years
Male prostitutes silent over condoms: “It’s rude to speak with your mouth full." 0
Doylem 4 years
'Leprechaun bullion security on £7bn loan', says Osborne 0
AdrianJ 4 years
Dyslexic Christian mother worried about her daughters first Prom 4
arrghgarry 4 years

when she thinks she goes to

‘Inhuman’ Thieves Ransacked Advent Calendar, Claims Mum 10
De-scribe 4 years

Dewsbury mother Dawn Guthrie was devastated when she returned home from work to find that all the doors on her advent calendar had been smashed in and the entire contents stolen by thieves. ...

18 year old mother “increased average age of mums group” banned by Brent Council 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Tracee Hopkins turned 18 in July and enrolled herself and her daughter Kylie-Cheryl into the toddler group Sunshine Tots and Terrors. Only a month into her daily visit she was rudely bundled out of...

Irish government denies incompetence 2
riesler 4 years

after trying to borrow money from MFI...

Taking the Piss Out of Irish 'Not Racist' Deems Spoof News Site 4
De-scribe 4 years


Utilities Providers admit they just make up the random % increases for fun! 2
Iamthestig 4 years
Musical slogan for Society of Homeopathic Practitioners: “The drugs don’t work”. 0
Doylem 4 years
Donald Trump puts in a bid for Ireland: “Can anyone split a $20 bill?”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Irish currency would still be afloat if they'd kept the punt... 3
roybland 4 years

more blarney soon...

John Prescott “an early favourite” to be next Dalai Lama... 0
Doylem 4 years
Bishop apologises to philanderers for comparing them to the Royal Family. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Al-Qaeda ask for euro bail out 0
Basil_B 4 years

Terrorist group Al-Qaeda threw in the finacial towel today as they admitted that there organisation was verging on bankruptcy. MI6 chiefs confirmed that they had received a message from an...

The Spiders from Mars found alive and well in Cambridgeshire 7
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

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IABP 4 years
Britain Braced For Mass Street Parties As Supposed Extinct Insect Is Found Alive 12
IABP 4 years

The government has said Britain should be prepared for a spontaneous outbreak of street parties after an insect, thought to be extinct, has been discovered alive and well. The Invisible Spider,...

Al-Qaeda postpones terror campaign until end of Strictly and X-Factor 4
Oxbridge 4 years

Al-Qaeda has announced that its long-anticipated comeback tour, involving commando-style waves of suicide assaults on European cities and ever more devious ways of planting bombs on planes, will be...

DEVASTATED Katie Waissel burst into tears after learning her 81yr.old grannie 5
arrghgarry 4 years

is a former politician .Although upset she said at least it wasnt JohnPrescott...

Pope sanctions water-filled condoms to bomb Protestants 3
Crow 4 years
Pope to admit Lemsip can help to alleviate cold and flu-like symptoms 5
Gary Stanton 4 years

Following his admission that condoms may be useful in preventing the transmission of the HIV virus, Pope Benedict XVII is expected to announce a change in attitude to paracetemol-based products...

“They’ll have to sleep rough in the exercise yard” 0
hero2zero 4 years

Our under cover reporter, posing as an affluent, Champaign-swilling old-Etonian claims that he was personally told by our Home Office Minister at a seedy nightclub that, inline with government...

McCartney updates old single: 'Give Ireland Back to the Irish, But Not Our Cash' 0
pinxit 4 years