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New Book enters New York best seller list "decision points "by 0
arrghgarry 4 years

the Decider ...

Predictive text assists local man with sexting, "I love you" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Poor speller caught out by summary forecast in winter. Picnic ruined. 1
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Bush thought water boarding was just another extreme sport 0
4ty2 4 years

to frighten the shit out of those desert rats who never seen a propper wave before. he actually asked if they could let the sharks loose to make sure they made an effort...

Chinese military buy Rolls-Royce engines as stealth bombs. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Shamed MP now clear that you can lie before and after election, but not during.. 3
deskpilot3 4 years
MI5 Claim 'Water Boarding' illegal in the UK due to hose pipe ban 0
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon, and a very large tip of the hat to Ronseal]...

FBI's hose pip ban, spills and hiked prices lead to charges of 'water boarding' 0
ronseal 4 years
China Praises Cameron for his Attempt to Reduce UK Human Rights 0
kpseymour 4 years

Following David Cameron's meeting with Chinese Prime Minister, Wen Jiabao has welcomed Cameron's efforts to decrease UK citizens' human rights. The recent decisions to raise tuition fees, cut housing...

Post office to offers new services 2
virtuallywill 4 years

In addition to satire, which will still be available at post office counters there will be;hyperbole,irony,parody,repartee and epigram...

Leaked documents suggest BBC to launch “Living fire” TV channel 2
hero2zero 4 years

BBC “Blue-sky think-tank” papers suggest that the corporation is considering launching an HD reality fire channel, recreating memorable fires of the past in your own living room. The crackling...

Predictive text wrote novels, critic claims 0
roybland 4 years

Many prize-winning novels were written by the predictive text found on mobile phones, according to a leading literary critic. 'My analysis of several recent highly-regarded novels, shows that these...

Veils worked a treat, says Paris Jackson, "nobody would really recognise us" 0
SteveCut 4 years

"Hey, who're those kids groping around blindfolded over there?", "Well those Jackson kids wear veils and masks all the time. Maybe it's them?", "Nah! Must be some other kids in veils."...

X Factor Glossary 2
Zadok the second 4 years

*Your Keep Out ‘n Cut Guide to the Controversial Show* Waissel, [i]v[/i] – to perform in a manner very close to singing Wagner, [i]n[/i] – historical figure who, despite dividing expert...

Take That encouraged to "cover" the Two minutes silence charity single 1
virtuallywill 4 years

.and John Cage's 4'33"...

Fury at Americans over Britain's Abu-Gharaib 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

Americans are once again subject of worldwide condemnation as further allegations were made of abuse by British soldiers of prisoners at what is becoming known as the "UK's Abu Gharaib"., Asked...

MP Expelled for ‘Inciting Others to Keep Promises’ 0
De-scribe 4 years

The Conservative Party has expelled one of its backbenchers, Mr Simon Middleton-Cummings MP (Rochester and the Marshes) after a Parliamentary Commission found him guilty of “inciting Ministers to...

Mother of 4 lives in Britain's most expensive palace for 57 years rent free 12
therustler 4 years

More generations soon...

Teenagers who offered to rake pensioner's leaves raked her leaves 0
roybland 4 years

Two teenagers who approached a Midland's pensioner to offer to rake the leaves on her front lawn raked the leaves on her front lawn. Then they crossed the street and raked  the leaves on another...

Mental health concerns for Michael Jackson's children... 0
MC One R 4 years

after Paris and Prince Michael speak about their "normal dad" in a TV interview with Oprah Winfrey. "Nothing seemed out of the ordinary. He was just a regular American dad"...

Harriet Harman screws up the Labour Party after barely 5 minutes... 0
MC One R 4 years

since Red Milliband went on paternity leave...

Queen sign new music deal under which they will not produce any new music 0
MC One R 4 years
Didier Drogba suffering from same disease that Cheryl Cole had... 0
MC One R 4 years

and is accused of miming during defeat at Liverpool...

Man U's Hargreaves Not Eligible For Sickness Benefit 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Tory Social Security Minister tells him 'to get out there and play!'...

Toilet Paper Of The Year 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Bush's memoirs...

Man charged with stealing lead from the LHC. 4
Ostsee 4 years
Lightning Bolt Kills Celebrity Giraffe 1
De-scribe 4 years

The celebrity giraffe ‘Crouchy’ has been killed by a freak lightning strike., Tottenham Manager Harry Redknapp said that the Spurs squad are heartbroken following the sudden death of "playful...

Judge calls in sick to avoid Nick Griffin case. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Hooker Hartley gets called up by 0
arrghgarry 4 years
Religions to be ranked by how well their followers can take a joke... 3
Doylem 4 years

People seem to be confused by all the different faiths and creeds around the world. Which ones can you mention in casual conversation, and which ones are best avoided if you don’t to be sentenced...