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Britain’s poor health rating confirmed as she phones in sick again 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Bombing raid on suicide bombers' paradise wipes out purgatory wedding party 1
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Dateline: Washington 2014., President Palin has apologised to residents of purgatory, after a friendly fire bombing raid wiped out a wedding party of innocent souls. HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK. MUST...

New Scottish Minister For Transport Admits He's Struggling to Prevent More Snow 7
IABP 4 years

The new Scottish minister for transport and infrastructure, Keith Brown, is worried he could be out of a job this weekend as his attempts to stop snow falling look in danger of failing. Keith Brown,...

Religion snobs to celebrate "Winterval, Shminterval". More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Sweden Bomber Professors amazed at change in student 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

"Usually we manage to grind out any enthusiasm and motivation for learning and churn out apathetic, lazy graduates who brainwashed after 3 years of sex and drugs want something for nothing. We will...

After spending 3 years in the uk man blows himself up in despair. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

'I feel sorry for people who live there' said one swede, 'Britain must be a real hellhole'...

Accident insurance company receive claim from failed suicide bomber 0
Basil_B 4 years

A British accident insurance company received an unusual claim today from a failed suicide bomber named Mohammed uk up., The claim read as follows, The day started as normal as I set out to cause...

Hurley urged to keep Warne interested for another month at least. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Big credit to Rickwestwell and IABP if it gets anywhere...

Shane Warne Free To Play In Next Test After Pulling Out Of Liz Hurley 3
IABP 4 years
North Korean workers 'celebrate' opening of new Juche-based themepark. 2
dogwheels 4 years

North Korean workers have celebrated the opening of a new themepark based on Juche, the guiding ideology of the secretive Communist state. Jucheland, located 50 miles north of capital Pyongyang,...

German war archives reveal rare recording of Hitler singing jingle bells 5
Basil_B 4 years

German war historians today unearthed a rare 78 rpm copy of former nazi dictator Adolf Hitler singing the popular christmas hit jingle bells., 'We found the record stored at the bottom of a box...

God confesses to being "a bit behind" with prayer requests. 3
MC One R 4 years

God has admitted to "being a bit behind" with his workload for some years now, but hang in there, because prayers offered in the 2000-2002 religious period are now "next up in the in-tray" according...

Liberal MP Let Hooker Sit on Queen's seat in the Palace of Westminster 2
Dun Dunkin 4 years

China to give him an 'Equality' prize...

Mega Shark and Giant Octopus agree to disagree 0
petebrown 4 years

One of the world's greatest rivalries looks set to be over after Mega Shark and Giant Octopus agreed to disagree. The resolution was reached thanks to the mediation of Kofi Annan, who spent several...

Hooker Said Lib Dem MP told her he was divorced. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

From reality?...

American Pasta Barred From Entering Britain's. More Soon 0
FairBen 4 years
Student Still Traumatised After Encounter with Camilla 14
De-scribe 4 years

Several students were still recovering in hospital last night from trauma following their encounter in Westminster with a vehicle containing Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, last week. Around 15...

Shane Warne recalled to Ashes squad... 0
Dexter 4 years

'I've learnt how to deal with bouncers since I met Liz Hurley'...

Report shows porn industry paints a misleading picture of plumbing profession. 4
MC One R 4 years
Aggressive flock of birds urged to seek anger management. 0
petebrown 4 years
'We All Need to Tighten Our Belts' says Eric Pickles 0
De-scribe 4 years
X Factor viewing figures proof 17 million people can be fooled, all the time 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Barnsley Council launches online chewing gum recycling scheme : E-Buy Gum 1
simonjmr 4 years
Daily Mail blames madrases for declining standards of suicide bombing. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Confused students confess : "thought Camilla was a pinata" 0
simonjmr 4 years
'Poke the Duchess with a Stick' now UK Top Christmas Party Game of 2010 3
pinxit 4 years
A suicide bomber is for Christmas, not for life 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
'Embarrassing' Britain should be humanely destroyed, says rest of world 1
Oxbridge 4 years

The 196 sovereign nations of the world, meeting in congress at the UN in New York, have agreed that Britain's excruciatingy embarrassing conduct is now intolerable and that, seeing as it is no longer...

Incompetent Stockholm suicide bomber to only be offered 2 virgins. 5
MADJEZ 4 years
Cable & Clegg to release Christmas single 6
Bismarck 4 years

In a bid to defuse the furore caused by the tuition fees vote, Vince & Dave are to release a Christmas single to appeal to the student vote. The single is a remake of the Christine Lavin hit...