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double glazing firm sued by microsoft 0
4ty2 4 years

for operating a windows phone helpline without being microsoft certified...

white house to release photo card game of obama presidency 0
4ty2 4 years

pictures of OBL top trump...

Downing St ends fake names on letters, says Prime Minister David Strangle-Badger 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Man with no life happy about free life insurance 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Army budget cuts mean 'cycle lanes to be deployed instead of armour' 1
rickwestwell 4 years

Faced with budget cuts and the prospect of a resurgent Taliban with revenge attacks from Al-Qaeda, the British Army in Afghanistan has proposed an innovative and cheap way of protecting its soldiers...

‘Revolutionary’ new iPhone can remove stones from horses’ hooves. 12
Stan 4 years

Apple has unveiled the latest generation of the popular iPhone mobile. The redesigned device has a range of features new to mobile technology including a tape measure, an attachment that can remove...

Emin raises talking complete bollocks to new art form 0
roybland 4 years

Once Young Brit Artist Tracey Emin lifted talking complete bollocks to new artistic heights in an interview this week with farmer John Humphrys on the BBC Today programme.,  , 'Tracey has made...

Lord Alan Sugar announces he won't stand as US vice president 0
4 years

More Trump copying soon...

IMF Chief was merely "injecting liquidity". More soon. 2
Al OPecia 4 years
Lost critic reviews restaurant outside M25 9
4 years

A food critic for a leading Sunday newspaper missed a junction on the North Circular on Wednesday - and ended up visiting a restaurant well outside London. "The situation was desperate. My colleague...

Metropolitan Police to introduce automated bomb threat phoneline 1
4 years

A spokesman for the Metropolitan police announced the introduction of a dedicated, automated bomb alert phoneline today. The phoneline, which will be an 0845 number, should be introduced by the end...

French IMF Chief Learns What It's Like to Share Room with Randy Naked Man... 1
wolfie 4 years

with Big Ron from G Block...

Obama to continue tease of al Qaeda over photos of bin Laden corpse 0
roybland 4 years

Barack Obama’s tease of al Qaeda and the Taliban over the release of photographs of Osama bin Laden’s corpse is to continue. ‘The President is quite enjoying winding al Qaeda up over the...

Village side awarded franchise for next season's IPL 0
Mrblacker 4 years

The prospect of international cricket's got the small Hampshire village of Appleshaw buzzing with excitement. The village's cricket team's been awarded a surprise entry into next season's Indian...

Student receives Victoria cross for act of bravery during call of duty-black ops 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Ryanair to sue Swiss over 'suicide tourism' patent 0
roybland 4 years
FIFA denies corruption claims as Blatter guaranteed relection on 1st June 2011 0
simonjmr 4 years
Call to teach 'kiss of life' in schools welcomed by creepy chemistry teacher 0
roybland 4 years

A call by the British Heart Foundation for the government to Include the 'kiss of life' in the national curriculum, has been welcomed with open arms and a leer by oily secondary school chemistry...

Germans finally admit to making words up after Unternasalbeard enters dictionary 0
simonjmr 4 years
German wins best moustache prize 0
roybland 4 years

A German house painter has been awarded the title of the world's best moustache at the World Beard and Moustache Championship in Trondheim, Norway. Adolf Hitler won the title against stiff...

First balanced iPhone 4 review: The new iPhone is excellent 4
gaijintendo 4 years

but on the other hand...

ICC investigators keen to question Gaddafi over disputed LBW call. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Royal College of caterers called in to diffuse rogue chocolate bombe 0
simonjmr 4 years
Igloos can give you cancer, claims The Nunavut Mail 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Status Quo may celebrate life time acheivement award by learning a fifth chord 0
gregle 4 years

Francis Rossi says he heard that by putting your little finger on as well you can play something called a "seventh" but seeing as four chords have been enough to get them through their musical career...

Chambermaid feared the wrath of Strauss-Khan 1
simonjmr 4 years
Ball passes between sticks. Some men very happy. Some not. 5
be reasonable 4 years

More pointless drivel next season...

Man rotavating his garden at weekend too busy to post on Newsbiscuit 0
Screenie 4 years

More eventually...

Celebrated modern artist admits he’s ‘mostly just arseing about now’ 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Renowned artist Aaron Gillespie has shocked the art world with the admission that he lost interest in his work some time ago and isn’t even trying any more. In an interview with Art Monthly...

Magnitude 8.5 Quake Strikes Gehry Buildings 3
Q William Bacon 4 years An earthquake measuring 8.5 on the Richter Scale has struck 62 buildings located throughout the world. The buildings were designed by...