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BBC admits scenes from childrens' favourite Play School were faked in a studio. 1
bonjonelson 13.12.11 12:52pm
kimllfixit
Freehold retail outlet for sale in Wootton Basset. Formerly successful florists 10
dvo4fun 13.12.11 12:50pm
virtuallywill
Toyota to recall Libyan trucks

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Business/Pix/site_furniture/2011/3/4/1299230806511/A-Libyan-rebel-at-a-milit-007.jpg Toyota announced today that it plans to recall it’s popular trucks after...

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drambo 13.12.11 12:50pm
drambo
New series of Dancing on Ice to be filmed in German zoo 0
butagirl 13.12.11 12:34pm
butagirl
Missing episodes of "John Major's premiership" rediscovered

Science fiction fans have voiced their delight after two old episodes of John Major’s premiership were rediscovered in a negotiating room. The two rediscovered episodes are from a 1991 story...

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The Paper Ostrich 13.12.11 12:30pm
Ostsee
EUgenics

- sorry, 8 letters...

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medici2471 13.12.11 12:11pm
medici2471
Nick Clegg made to train with Carlos Tevez following Commons no-show 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 13.12.11 11:59am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Children living in Poverty to be given travel pass to a better part of Walsall

- government trick, there's no such place...

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medici2471 13.12.11 11:55am
medici2471
RFU's final assessment: "Wilkinson Soared."

no more soon...

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dvo4fun 13.12.11 11:50am
Perks
Tube Drivers claim CERN ' Behind the times '.

Disgruntled train drivers on the London Underground Circle Line are accusing scientists in charge of the Large Hadron Collider at CERN of dragging their heels in their attempts to confirm the...

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appartridge 13.12.11 11:31am
appartridge
NHS under fire after the BFI reveals two expensive Doctors were never used

The NHS has come under scrutiny yet again as investigative reporters at the British Film Industry (BFI) revealed old footage of two Doctors being paid for single shifts of just half an hour without...

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kimllfixit 13.12.11 11:12am
kimllfixit
Man who decided not to board Titanic described as 'isolated' by Ed Miliband 11
GreenCross 13.12.11 11:07am
Ostsee
Professor Higgs Announces that God May Exist

At a packed press conference earlier today, Professor Higgs has announced that there are signs that God may exist. It appears that after exhaustive investigation at great expense and despite years...

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Deimos 13.12.11 10:56am
Deimos
Canada pulls out of Kyoto, pulls up trousers, and goes home. 0
bonjonelson 13.12.11 10:52am
bonjonelson
Higgs boson delayed by Swiss Immigration Agency staff in tunnel under border

more later...

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dvo4fun 13.12.11 10:43am
dvo4fun
Higgs boson seen next Tuesday 4
medici2471 13.12.11 10:39am
medici2471
Footballers' Wives choir cheered to Christmas Number One

It has been described as the ultimate feel-good story, an anthem sung by a choir made up entirely of the wives of Britain's heroic footballers. Many are tipping them to be the Christmas Number One...

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Oxbridge 13.12.11 10:37am
Oxbridge
God particle ‘looks just like old white guy with beard'

There go my Sundays from now on...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 13.12.11 10:04am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Geldolf hopes song about Tuesdays will double his music revenues 0
bonjonelson 13.12.11 9:54am
bonjonelson
Young Apprentice to be renamed "Uppity Little Cunts You'd Like to Slap" 2
ronseal 13.12.11 9:48am
Sinnick
"Cameron Flounce" Dance Craze Hits UK...

.Main steps - don't take your partners by the hand...

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Jesse Bigg 13.12.11 9:45am
Sinnick
Irish X Factor winners announced. Well done 'Little Micks' 3
Perks 13.12.11 9:37am
MADJEZ
Geldof admits "Mondays not so bad after all". More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 13.12.11 9:23am
Golgo13
Nick Clegg sings lonely lament in protest against isolationism

Following a bitterly disappointing disengagement by David Cameron from a central role at the EU negotiation table, Nick Clegg has staged a one man protest against the UK’s isolation in Europe....

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fernandomando 13.12.11 8:51am
fernandomando
Police replace 'Stop and Search' with 'Tap and Tickle'

Following successful trials by Northumbria Police, the rest of the UK’s police forces have agreed to replace their ‘Stop and Search’ policy with the forward thinking ‘Tap and Tickle’. The...

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Perks 13.12.11 8:23am
Perks
Restless White-Van-Man found to have "settled in Transit".

more later...

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dvo4fun 13.12.11 8:20am
Perks
Large Hadron Collider Finds Car Keys

It cost some $6.3 billion to build, but the Large Hadron Collider may have finally found the car keys. It was some time in the early 1990s when physicist Brian Cox , then a student and pop musician,...

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Quaz 13.12.11 1:19am
Username
Nick Clegg to start a one man "occupy Brussels" protest. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 13.12.11 1:18am
Al OPecia
David Cameron to release cover version of "I am a Rock, I am an Island". 0
Al OPecia 13.12.11 1:15am
Al OPecia
Giddy aunt was actually suffering from benign paroxysmal positional vertigo

Dr Leo Mortimer was left with nothing but a sense of guilt after performing a post-mortem on his own Aunt Ethel’s corpse. ‘She had a long history of feeling faint, falling to her knees and...

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malgor 12.12.11 11:59pm
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