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Doubts Saville will fix things 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Pickpockets who stole Alan Bennett's wallet blow it all on coconut macaroons 0
Ludicity 3 years
Obaba's 9/11: president will ask British troops to help with invasion of BPland 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

In an incident that Barack Obama has described as 'my 9/11', a US president will once again ask Britain to help it invade a foreign country, in the interests of the damaged US supremo., This time,...

American physicists discover five gods. George W Bush not one of them. More soon 1
Ostsee 3 years
Sarah Palin denies owning a vuvuzela, prefers AK47. 0
Griffin 3 years
Bees relaxing in garden use Soccer games to attact people playing Vuvuzelas 1
thackaray 3 years
Enormous hives of bees found under World Cup stadium seating 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

after vuvuzela ban fails to bring quiet...

Germany found to have had access to 'ball' for months before World Cup 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

Other teams had to make do with bundles of rags...

World Cup Fever 'likely to be self-limiting'. 0
MightyBlair 3 years

England will be amongst the first to receive the 'all clear'...

David Cameron to send daughter Nancy to Afghanistan 0
la maga 3 years

The Prime Minister of Great Britain, David Cameron, is to send his six year old daughter to Afghanistan this summer in an attempt to revive the allies' flagging efforts to wrest control of the...

Students of celebrity baffled as Chris Evans no longer name drops Gazza 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Twelve years ago, Chris Evans couldn't stop talking about his friend Paul Gascoigne. Now he hardly mentions the ex-footballer. Now baffled relationship experts are asking the question., What on...

Clegg says 'Rumlpestiltskin' is the answer to Britains deficit problem 0
Basil_B 3 years

An excited Nick Clegg annonuced today that he had found the answer to the U.K's economic downturn after listening to David Cameron read him 'Rumplestiltskin' at bed time last night., 'This guy can...

England fans find use for vuvuzelas in "yards of ale" drinking competitions 0
Iscariot 3 years

(Thanks to MightyBlair)...

To control costs, FIFA considers eliminating goal posts 0
Dumbnews 3 years
UK growth forecast downgraded to 'veruca' 0
edward hack 3 years

warts and all soon...

Venezuelans baffled by unbaffled Vuvuzelas 0
Iscariot 3 years
Celery to be reintroduced into Scottish Highlands 0
edward hack 3 years

Controversial plans to reintroduce celery into the Scottish Highlands have been shelved following problems over funding for the scheme., Celery, which can grow up to 18" long was driven out of...

Piers Morgan to get US job - he is to be used to plug the oil leak. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Afghanistan may have $1Trillion in mineral deposits: mostly spent AK 47 rounds 0
virtuallywill 3 years

The odd angry shot later...

Campbell still blowing billion barrels of smoke up Britain's arse, say rescuers 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Despite frantic attempts to cap the polluting effects of the leaking Campbell pipeline, billions of barrels of smoke are still being blown up Britain's arse. It was all so different when the New...

Spurs in surprise £20m swoop for unknown Argentinian full-back Vuvuzela. 0
Catch25 3 years

The deal is expected to go through as soon as his Nigerian passport is cleared...

Ventriloquist dummy tries to "explain" to A+E doctors hand up arse accident 0
thackaray 3 years
Zeta Jones awarded CBE for her work with the elderly 7
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
"Continuous, annoying low pitched drone" branded "a senseless distraction" 0
Jammydodgers 3 years

by World Cup viewers., but "Mick McArthy's Commentry is here to stay" insists unrepentent BBC...

Bible suggests that Vuvuzela was 969 when he died. 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
"Players can't hear us shouting advice over Vuvuzelas" say TV armchair managers 0
thackaray 3 years

Armchair football managers are criticising the loudness of Vuvuzelas at the World Cup, because players on the TV screen can't hear their useful advice and tactical knowledge. Gerry Armstrong, an...

DVLA rings changes after Round-A-Bout etiquette deemed 'too vague'. 0
MightyBlair 3 years
Capello faces selection headache as millions say “I could have saved that” 0
jmcl 3 years

More at http://sportingballs.wordpress.com/...

WORLD CUP: Germany recall '66 hero Uwe Seeler to squad. 0
pinxit 3 years

"Our zeeecret veapon"...

Home-Hospitalling on the Rise as Parents lose Faith in Health System 6
Golgo13 3 years

Toby Woodburn looks like any other 8 year old. He plays the same games, he watches the same television programmes and he talks cheerfully about the different stickers in his football sticker album....