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MI6 hearing problem led to rendition of Lybian shepherds pie

More puns later. Sorry. cheers boutros...

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dvo4fun 06.09.11 6:58pm
dvo4fun
Advertisers furious as ITV forgets to sell mid-match ad break 0
exigo 06.09.11 6:55pm
exigo
'More riot training not necessary' say rioters

Well I thought they got it just about right...

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Gerontius 06.09.11 5:22pm
Gerontius
Fr Ted's Bishop Brennan Brings Court Action Against Channel 4

In a landmark case, believed to be the first of its kind anywhere in the world, Bishop Leonard Brennan, a fictitious character from Channel 4's popular 90s comedy, Fr Ted, is to sue for ill treatment...

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Duff 06.09.11 5:21pm
Duff
Cowell Unveils Plans For The Next Generation Of Reality TV

It's art imitating life imitating art. Broadcaster ITV has revealed plans for TV mogul Simon Cowell's latest reality show due to be screened in the run up to this Christmas. [i]Let's Do The Whole...

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Duff 06.09.11 3:38pm
Duff
German shepherd attacked by german shepherd

In an horrific attack, Tuesday, a German shepherd was set upon and badly mauled by a 'normally very placid' German shepherd while crossing a quiet junction in Recklinghausen, near Dortmund, Germany,...

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Boutros 07.09.11 12:13am
Nick McCarr
Fuhrer-ious chancellor Balls denies deathcard accusations

http://tinyurl.com/3ldgc6c Rumours that shadow chancellor Ed Balls retaliated against Tory critics of his 'fag-packet' economic policies by leaving deathcards on ministerial car windscreens, were...

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vertical 06.09.11 3:05pm
vertical
Dale Farm Travellers to be charged with misrepresentation 0
LittleSpender 06.09.11 2:33pm
LittleSpender
Save BBC4 petition validity challenged after Only Way is Essex cast signed 0
simonjmr 06.09.11 1:59pm
simonjmr
Wolf makes comeback in France

Michael Van Wijk the professional sportsman, bodybuilder, actor and TV presenter, most famous for as Wolf on British TV endurance sports game show Gladiators, has made a surprising comeback in France...

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simonjmr 06.09.11 1:19pm
Iamthestig
Darling admits Gordon Brown was nicknamed "Melchett" during his time in office

Maaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...

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Iamthestig 06.09.11 1:16pm
Iamthestig
Journalist hopes for protracted peace in Libya to maximise Hotel loyalty points 0
Iamthestig 06.09.11 1:13pm
Iamthestig
Tony Blair lands role as Michael Sheen in new Biopic

In a press release earlier today Warner Brothers confirmed the long speculated rumour that Tony Blair had landed the lead part in a new biopic about the life of actor Michael Sheen. At a press...

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Mr_Johno 06.09.11 1:03pm
Mr_Johno
Conan the Librarian Cert 18

A dark disturbing thriller about a body building,sword waving bisexual librarian,suffering from obsessive compulsive disorder.Brilliant a must see., ...

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Family Guy 06.09.11 11:50am
Griffin
Objet Trouvee Landscaping wins award for Camp Constant designers

http://tinyurl.com/3d89dx5 Essex Landscaping Weekly judge Jules DaCosta heralded award winning designers Mary O'Flynn, Connor Hooligan and Michael Flaherty as 'rigidly uncompromising in their...

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vertical 10.09.11 9:28pm
vertical
Cache of flint weapons ‘stashed by gangs for future riots’ claims Sky reporter

A recently unearthed hoard of prehistoric flint arrow heads and axes had been secretly stored by a criminal gang of youths in anticipation of further rioting in the nation’s capital, Sky News...

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jp1885 06.09.11 11:13am
jp1885
Reith Would Of Blown A Gasket If He Had Of Seen This

A leaked BBC memo is about to drive linguists wild and throw the grammar police into a right tizz. Because in sensational new guidelines it appears that top brass within the corporation have approved...

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Duff 06.09.11 3:12pm
writinginbsl
"Flashmobs gone wrong, main cause of UK riots" say Government

Ken Clarke today has called for the immediate banning of "Flashmobs" as he has prove that they are directly linked to the cause of the recent UK riots. Writing in Fascism Today , he said the...

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simonjmr 06.09.11 10:54am
simonjmr
Churchill the dog treated for depression over constant accusations of lying

A source close to the nodding bulldog from Churchill insurance’s adverts has revealed that the iconic star has checked into a clinic to deal with severe depression. The condition is believed to...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 06.09.11 12:05pm
borednow
Dirty laundry found in Gaddafi compound confirmed as British

Prime Minister David Cameron has admitted that a large bundle of dirty laundry, discovered last week in the wash house of Colonel Gaddafi’s compound in Tripoli, ‘almost certainly’ belongs to...

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jp1885 07.09.11 7:01am
jp1885
Scottish Tories chose name for new party: New Labour 0
arnied 06.09.11 8:52am
arnied
Arthur Scargill is Carol Thatcher's secret godfather

Following revelations that Tony Blair is godfather to Rupert Murdoch's daughter Christina, it has been revealed that former prime minister Margaret Thatcher was successful in her efforts to persuade...

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antharrison 06.09.11 9:30am
dvo4fun
Fire the size of Conneticut ‘was Conneticut’ confirm Fire Officers

Firefighters in Texas struggling to contain a wildfire that has destroyed over 500 homes think the fire may have either escaped from captivity or was released into the wild by its owner., Fires in...

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Gerontius 07.09.11 6:15am
Gerontius
New Zealand Unveils New Rugby World Cup Slogan

"Yes, people still play it."...

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Textbook 06.09.11 7:32am
Textbook
Tim Cook Announces Iphone6

In a bold move, newly appointed Apple chief Tim Cook today announced that the hotly rumoured iphone5 was in fact the iphone6. "It was developed as the iphone5 but towards the end of the development...

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Textbook 06.09.11 9:43am
Qoxiivi
Google plan major re-launch of Google+

Whatever happened to all the hype around this? Surely there is a good joke somewhere...

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Dumbnews 06.09.11 4:24am
Dumbnews
Edinburgh University introduces staggering fees.

Students attending the Scottish university were shocked to learn they could soon be paying as much as £9,000 a year in fines if found 'straying left and right', 'wandering about aimlessly', or...

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Boutros 06.09.11 9:32am
dvo4fun
BBC announces pilot 'My big fat gypsy eviction'...

coming soon...

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writinginbsl 06.09.11 11:17pm
Danny
New Iphone Sensation: "Angry Kurds"

Chillingo, publishers of the mega-hit iphone/ipad game Angry Birds are please to announce the follow-up Angry Kurds, which according to their website is a "cheerful trivialisation" of the well-known...

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Textbook 06.09.11 6:03pm
Qoxiivi
60-Watt Bulb Ban To Ruin Prison Cell Feng Shui

Long-term Feltham Prison inmate Dave 'The Chainsaw Butcher' looks up at the shade-less light bulb hanging above his head. 'The circle is extremely powerful and encloses the inconspicuous after...

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UnoEye 06.09.11 4:39pm
rikkor