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New Kindle offer includes Time travel feature. "order now for mid Sept delivery" 0
Rowly 4 years

It's True, Advert on top of the Newsbiscuit home page!!!, says Order now for Mid Sept delivery, I wondered what that parcel was!! "I didn't order nuffin, yet!"...

Real reason for Rooney leaving revealed. 2
Highwayman 4 years

Talking to disgruntled supporters who blame the team manager for driving their idol, Wayne Rooney, out of the club Alex Ferguson was keen to state that ‘it’s not his fault’. Instead Mr Ferguson...

Predictive text failure results in cricket ground construction project 0
flyerblade 4 years

Government offices are failing to communicate accurately with each other according to police after investigating why three of the countries most well known seaside towns reported their historic...

Security forces in Mexico light biggest spliff in history as marijuana haul lit 0
Basil_B 4 years
Union of Demons and Underworld Maintenance Professionals is shitting itself 2
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

British American Cancer Co to re-launch Player's Navy Cuts 2
ramblesnake 4 years

What a drag...

Watch Dogs need Watch Dog Watchdog, claims watchdog 0
De-scribe 4 years

WatchDog, the watchdog that oversees the watchdog industry, has ruled that a new watchdog should be created to regulate the Watch Dog industry. It will be known as DogWatch. WatchDog spokesperson...

Irony is out of date say Microsoft, upgrade now to Silicony, it's faster..... 0
Rowly 4 years

In a promotional statement they said that the last time it would be used was, "Ironically, Irony has been with us since just after the stone age, its time to move on"...

Manchester United to be sponsored by Cravendale Dairies. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Osborne takes responsibility for coalition's 'massive bunch of cuts' 2
dicky37 4 years

"I can't believe this bunch of cuts" said one observer. Another public sector worker agreed they were 'absolute cuts'. A Labour spokesman was quick to respond: "Well, you voted for these cuts, and...

Navy reveal: new, cheaper, heat-seeking missiles have flown south for winter 6
ramblesnake 4 years
Anorexics Operatic Society performance ends in chaos 0
De-scribe 4 years

The Pilsbury Anorexics Operatic Society’s gala opening night performance of Gotterdammerung ended in chaos last night when no-one could tell whether or not the show was over. Audience member Mrs...

French Home Office reveals genital imprint database. 3
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

Much more, soon, [url=http://www.leparisien.fr/politique/lapsus-hortefeux-defend-le-fichier-des-empreintes-genitales-17-10-2010-1112902.php]Dixit Hortefeux[/url]...

Army personnel cuts to be obtained by sending lots more to Afganistan. 2
Ostsee 4 years
Arthur Scargill seen whistling and skipping down the street in Barnsley 0
arrghgarry 4 years
"Treatment" available in Zurich, claim Thatcher's medical team. 2
Mr.3374 4 years

It's a 'flu jab, honest Maggie...

Two Draughtsman To Settle Dispute by Whoever Draws the Shortest Straw 0
IABP 4 years
Whistleblower exposes ‘ladybirds useful in the garden’ scam 0
ianslat 4 years

An anonymous insect has caused a storm in gardens up and down the country by claiming on the Wikileaks website that despite the universally accepted story that ladybirds eat aphids and thereby...

Limerick about Big Oil's marketing methods 2
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

You can tell at a cursory glance, That the Right can't get petrol in France,, But in point of fact, Those points on the map, Are where stuffed ballots gave Speedy this chance. ____________,...

Primary school bids to be contingency host of 2012 Olympics 0
simonjmr 4 years

St Stephen's primary school in Reading has today announced that they will be bidding to be a contingency host for the 2012 London Olympics. "We have put together a strong package, outlining that we...

Mark Thatcher Still Trying To Find The Hospital His Mother Is In 4
IABP 4 years
EU to fund French people wanting to emigrate to the real world. 4
Ostsee 4 years
Spending Cuts 'Signal Non-Specific Colour Day' say PC Brigade. 0
IABP 4 years
Good ol' George hoping the bank levy won’t be dry 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Death sees Penthouse founder achieve ultimate stiffness 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Royal Regiment of Ninjas... 0
be reasonable 4 years

to lead Remembrance Day March Past for seventh year in a row...

Footballer arrested on sex charge after crackdown on tackles from behind 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Osbore prepares to uveil goverment cuts 4
rickwestwell 4 years
Middle aged men wearing United Rooney shirts soon to look even more of a plonker 4
ramblesnake 4 years
French Police use tear gas on striking onion choppers. More soon. 0
antharrison 4 years