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Lorry driver drops acid outside Buckingham Palace. Harry denies involvement. 0
Monkeycustard 16.11.11 7:35pm
Sepp Blatter announces, 'minor disputes should be resolved with racism' 0
Perks 16.11.11 7:33pm
UKuncut latest: still no sign of a Linux user 0
ronseal 16.11.11 7:01pm
UK Economic outlook downgraded to "a quick peek". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 16.11.11 6:58pm
Al OPecia
Smoking only to be allowed in empty cars

Doctors are asking for a ban on smoking in cars that contain any people...

apepper 16.11.11 6:27pm
Shock as Sir Cliff appears on 'Loose Women' and still goes home alone.

SAGA Magazine seal deal for aftershow party pics...

Bryan with a Y 16.11.11 6:17pm
Bryan with a Y
"Now, that's more like it !" says Thatcher as youth unemployment tops 1 million 0
dvo4fun 16.11.11 5:42pm
ITV to introduce 'Tesco Direct' bushtucker trial 2
Screenie 16.11.11 5:10pm
Ryanair to charge passengers for breathing

Thrifty airline Ryanair have stunned travellers with their latest announcement that use of oxygen on all flights will be charged at £50 per 100 litres. Ryanair will ensure mandatory use of their...

Shandy 16.11.11 4:11pm
Al OPecia
Doctors call for car smoking ban

Is this what they meant ;-)

Sinnick 16.11.11 4:01pm
Al OPecia
Racism claim as John Terry only captains England against white/blonde players. 0
MADJEZ 16.11.11 2:27pm
Ryanair to introduce new 'slave class' seating to save money spent on fuel

The seating comes equipped with pedals and a 'personal motivator' with whip and drums...

Screenie 16.11.11 2:25pm
Shampoo industry faces “epidemic” of normal hair

Most people’s hair has become normal, according to an extensive study by a hair care industry body. As a result, shampoo manufacturers and advertisers are now facing a crisis in marketing.,...

nickb 16.11.11 2:24pm
Theresa May refuses to take the blame for X Factor's "lapsed entry controls"

Theresa May issued a firm denial of responsibility for the lapsed quality controls on this summer's X factor entrants that saw Frankie Cocozza avoid detection. Home Secretary May speaking on the...

hansens-scar 16.11.11 1:44pm
Yahoo to investigate after claim it failed to provide "sufficient sex pop-ups"

Yahoo are to launch a full investigation after it emerged yesterday that users of its browser "were being given insufficient opportunities to find on-line sex". One angry surfer, Hans O'Hare,...

hansens-scar 16.11.11 1:25pm
Leveson inquiry to investigate phone tapping of inquiry panel

more to follow...

hansens-scar 16.11.11 1:18pm
Mumsnet " brought to its knees by dildo storm"

The website Mumsnet was taken offline yesterday after a mum used its message boards to declare her "male equivalent of MILF", leading to thousands of complaints.  'Well, I saw the "M" term...

NewSuburbanDad 16.11.11 12:34pm
Last remaining female without 'sensitive skin' discovered 0
Screenie 16.11.11 12:26pm
Johnners quits to join "Hampers and Champers" Party Planners 0
Drylaw 16.11.11 12:06pm
"Binary system is too simple" says Ofsted

Education experts and politicians have been surprised by the conclusions of an Ofsted enquiry. Sir Michael Wilshire, Ofsted's Chief Inspector, outlined the key findings of their fifteen year...

dvo4fun 16.11.11 12:04pm
Scientists disprove ‘first smelt it dealt it’ theorem

Scientists at Bristol University have succeeded in disproving Newton’s Fourth Law of Motion, commonly known as the ‘first smelt it dealt it’ theory. ‘This theory has split the global...

ianslat 16.11.11 12:01pm
Solved - alien in Russian fridge for 2 years is actually a fresh Tesco salad 0
medici2471 16.11.11 11:49am
Thatcher to play Streep and keeps neither of her kids in "Margaret's Choice" 0
medici2471 16.11.11 11:40am
RSPCA to investigate claim nodding-dogs used in car smoking research 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.11.11 9:38am
Duncan Biscuit
Report says broadband speeds dip sharply once the wife has gone to bed 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.11.11 9:37am
Duncan Biscuit
Brodie Clark admits not checking May’s fingerprints were all over decisions 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.11.11 9:37am
Duncan Biscuit
I'm cock a hoop with developments in Europe, seance told by Hitler 0
ronseal 16.11.11 9:24am
US announces staged withdrawal from ‘spillage in aisle 14’

US President Barak Obama has promised that all US troops will exit from Tesco Extra, Chingford by 2019 ‘at the very latest’. The staged withdrawal, is set to begin in earnest September 2013 –...

Skylarking 16.11.11 9:22am
Cable thieves demand ransom. ‘I won’t pay’ says defiant Clegg 1
Monkeycustard 16.11.11 7:57am
St Paul's protesters in tent swap with Sangatte veterans

Jan Prost, spokesman for a group of residents at the St Paul’s tented village and a former classmate of Charlie Gilmour’s, has confirmed that a temporary ‘tent swap’ has been arranged with a...

Gong of Fur 16.11.11 6:40am