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Cameron creates Cabinet post for Daily Mail 0
thesheriff 4 years

Prime Minister David Cameron today created a new Cabinet position for the Daily Mail. "We considered a peerage," Mr Cameron said, "But that's for old has-beens. We needed to recognise the key role...

Im A 'Has-Been' - Get Me In There !!! 1
Ddigon o broblem 4 years

Trading Standards step in and order TV show to correct its title., More to follow...

Villagers keep vigil by Ingrid Pitt's grave. Just in case. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years
Although his film days were over the Tin Man from the 8
arrghgarry 4 years

Wizard of Oz exercised moderately and thought he ate correctly he was still gaining weight , diagnosis , Metal bollocks syndrome...

Growing fears the Royal Wedding will ruin the Korean Penisular Nuclear war 3
arrghgarry 4 years

more war ?...

Close encounter of the fourth kind... 0
Doylem 4 years

Following a protracted lunchtime session at the Grievous Bodily Arms, Gary Allen was abducted by aliens and, due to a mysterious depletion in the available gene-pool on distant planet Zob, forced to...

Man on death row plays ‘hard to get’... 1
Doylem 4 years
Royal Wedding day gaff avoided as set date narrowly misses Hitlers birthday 5
Basil_B 4 years

Organisers of next years Royal Wedding breathed a huge sigh of relief today after the realisation that the date set for next year had narrowly missed ex tyrant and german dictator Adolf Hitlers...

North Korea accuses South Korea of stealing its ammunition with a giant magnet. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
The secret of a successful relationship... 0
Doylem 4 years

Arthur and Martha only ever had one serious argument. Unfortunately it lasted for twenty years, and centred on what the fuck he was going to do with his fucking life, apart from sitting around the...

Kim Jong-il still angry at Times online subscription charge 0
Milo Shame 4 years

Close sources inside the military regime have revealed tonight that Kim Jong-il continues to fume that the Times is charging for its online version and that the missile attack on the contested island...

From the school of hard knocks to the university of life... 0
Doylem 4 years

No wonder kids want to leave school as soon as they can. They’ve all seen those James Bond films on TV, where the villain tells Bond “We've got to kill you, because you know too much”. Then,...

North Korea: Political Collectiveness "Gone Mad". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
X Factor winner to "ruin perfectly good song" in bid to reach Christmas number 1 3
ruthless1 4 years
Stefan Kuntz comes out and declares that 12
arrghgarry 4 years

he was the Grandson of WW2 Nazi criminal Samuel Kunz and the family had to change their name because of the embarrassment the name brought...

Koreans admit place names are really onomatopoeic rubber band sounds. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Net migration to be reduced to "tens of thousands"... by expelling Birmingham 0
jm 4 years
Vatican Pope's comments on condoms a success as HIV epidemic 'halted', says UN 0
simonjmr 4 years
Voyeur Drowns Attempting to Reach Dogger Bank 2
De-scribe 4 years
Manufacturers 'baffled' by popularity of new 'Country Fresh' feminine deodorant 18
rickwestwell 4 years
DiCaprio flies again after air scare – one of his films was the in-flight movie. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

ARRGGHH!!!...

Johnson threatens Strauss with a lot of short pitch stuff for first Ashes test. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Apparently he's going to run into bowl at Strauss but instead of letting the ball go he's going to shout in his face ' I want people to buy in to the fact your a pomme twat Strauss'. He will then...

Growing fears Korean stand-off will lead to nuclear war and ruin royal wedding 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Pyongyang writing press releases in the style of Newsbiscuit 2
Erlang 4 years

North Korea's military says: "The South Korean enemy, despite our repeated warnings, committed reckless military provocations of firing artillery shells into our maritime territory near Yeonpyeong...

Shock news: mistake found on internet... 1
Doylem 4 years

WebWatch, the organisation that monitors the internet for errors, has found one. Jerry Linebacker, WebWatch’s CEO, takes up the story. “We’ve all grown accustomed to regarding the internet as a...

Phatom Flan Flinger revealed to be Ben Collins 8
drstrangelug 4 years
Irish built Titanic needs no bailout claims pressured captain 0
simonjmr 4 years

April 10: 08:00 Four days into maiden voyage from Southampton to New York, April 10: 09:00 All fine progressing steadily, April 10: 10:00 All fine: Game of croquet with the Parker- Stevensons,...

Queen cancels Easter to make way for Royal Wedding 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

I am the head of the church you know...

Jesus dismayed that water into water is more profitable. 0
Erlang 4 years
World of Warcraft to bail out EVE Online 2
drstrangelug 4 years

Following a collapse in the tritanium market leading to a depressed station node industry , EVE Online has requested 6 billion gold pieces from World of Warcraft...