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Man wins race against time, after time fails drugs test

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dicky37 26.10.11 7:52am
dicky37
Lazy workers can't be bothered to claim for unfair dismissal

Apparently there's a government report about this but I really can't be bothered to read it much less write about ithave a look at the BBC or something, I dunno, stuff...

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HarryTheBiscuit 26.10.11 7:48am
HarryTheBiscuit
Gadaffi desert burial has drawn a line in the sand

The burial of former dictator Colonel Gadaffi has drawn a line in the sand, claimed a Libyan spokesman. "Any support has been driven underground."...

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apepper 26.10.11 7:10am
apepper
Tories to introduce summary execution for the under-performing at work.

After a single warning tasering. More soon...

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Al OPecia 26.10.11 6:53am
Al OPecia
Turner Prize set to test gullibility of Northerners with move to Gateshead

Organisers of the Turner Prize have set themselves their biggest test to date, with the decision to try and convince the North East of England that some crumpled up paper, cellophane and Vaseline is...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 26.10.11 6:27am
Gerontius
Confused Protesters Occupy Walmart

As the Occupy Wall St. protest spreads accross the US, one group of demonstrators in Illinois have instead occupied the Springfield branch of Walmart. Self styled spokesman for the group, Ed White,...

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Quaz 26.10.11 6:14am
dvo4fun
Jeffrey Archer novels Oxford written claim ignorant Hollywood writers 0
medici2471 25.10.11 10:12pm
medici2471
Satirical news websites prepare for surge of Tabak related non-contempt subs

nickb - ok?...

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medici2471 25.10.11 9:38pm
medici2471
All doughnuts to sold with salad to encourage 'calorie offsetting' 4
writinginbsl 25.10.11 9:31pm
FlashArry
Disappointment as Berlusconi package fails to come up to expectations 2
Clarky 25.10.11 9:22pm
FlashArry
Sacked policeman just misses a landmark 1000'th emergency call cock up 4
charlies_hat 25.10.11 8:57pm
button
anti-capitals protest in london a success. 1
MADJEZ 25.10.11 8:43pm
CJWorkman
Eurozone conference delays decision "to fit in a few more dinners".

even though everything is swimming in Greece...

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deskpilot3 25.10.11 7:47pm
deskpilot3
Suspicions grow that Wayne Rooney can't count to six... 0
deskpilot3 25.10.11 7:44pm
deskpilot3
Cameron - "No bad blood towards the f**king backstabbing dead-to-me w**kers" 0
Perks 25.10.11 7:35pm
Perks
Dominos Pizza telephone operator sacked for mishandling orders

A telephone operator for Dominos Pizza has been sacked after it emerged he had not been recording orders correctly, if at all. Paul Bradley, who worked in the Bodmin branch of the global pizza...

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Perks 25.10.11 7:22pm
Perks
Spanish rejoice at having one less retired British couple to cope with 9
GreenCross 25.10.11 6:29pm
writinginbsl
Gaddafi to release Album.

Colonel Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi is to release a musical album following his recent death. The album, which will be entitled, [i]Don't you know right from wrong?[/i] is to be released...

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delightfullyodd 25.10.11 6:17pm
delightfullyodd
Frazzled Mum amends Riot Act to include: 'No Bare Bottoms at The Table' clause 0
allmyownstunts 25.10.11 6:14pm
allmyownstunts
Boys II Men celebrates 20 year anniversary with new album "Men II Codgers"

well it made me laugh...

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JohnA 25.10.11 6:12pm
Stratford-upon-Avon 'invented by tourist industry' claim 0
roybland 25.10.11 6:10pm
roybland
Tory Right's viewing of Cameron corpse 'ghoulish' claim 0
roybland 25.10.11 6:08pm
roybland
Media coverage of Yeates murder 'not motivated by sales ' claim 0
roybland 25.10.11 6:03pm
roybland
Donald Trump Raises Concerns That Obama May Be A Woman

"I haven't seen his penis. Have you?"...

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Textbook 25.10.11 6:00pm
Textbook
Goblins lose $393m in 3rd quarter smash 'n' grab on Goldman Sachs - 2

Thieves have made away with an estimated $393m following an audacious 3rd quarter raid on the investment bank [s]Gringotts[/s] Goldman Sachs. The announcement brought uproar outside the global...

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GreenCross 25.10.11 5:54pm
Al OPecia
Gadaffi/Blair Strictly Come Dancing bid: new evidence revealed

http://toryardvaark.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/gaddafi_blair.jpg...

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nickb 25.10.11 5:34pm
nickb
Watchmaker George Daniels clocks off 0
Clarky 25.10.11 5:29pm
Clarky
Early Pinter pause discovered

One of Harold Pinter’s earliest pauses has been found. The pause, probably dated 1959 was discovered at the British Library and is one of the earliest examples of the playwright’s trademark...

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nickb 25.10.11 5:04pm
Boutros
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25.10.11 4:39pm
spoole2112
Woman who bit off man’s testicles sentenced...

to use a strong laxative and a colander...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 25.10.11 4:12pm
John Ffitch-Rucker