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'What a mistaka to maka' Italian Captain issues statement.

Morra soona...

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MADJEZ 20.01.12 9:06am
button
VW to install fruit-fly brain circuit as crash avoidance mechanism. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 20.01.12 8:35am
Al OPecia
New fund-raising plans for royal yacht: sponsored badger culling 1
DorsetBoy 20.01.12 7:24am
Griffin
Impatient Fans Still Awaiting New Beethoven Album. 0
sredni vashta 20.01.12 1:07am
sredni vashta
Jude Law weeps at enquiry 'press hacked my phone while I was shagging nanny'

More hypocracy from the model family man soon...

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MADJEZ 19.01.12 11:42pm
MADJEZ
Team selection crisis at Brighton as 5 out with groin strain. 0
Zen 19.01.12 10:06pm
Zen
England's cricketers insist it's the South Pole victory that matters

England's cricket team has dismissed its ten wicket defeat by Pakistan in Dubai by insisting that its recent two wicket victory at the South Pole over the 'rest of the world' is the match result that...

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roybland 19.01.12 8:34pm
roybland
Jane Doe found in deer park 0
Immunis 19.01.12 8:25pm
Immunis
New Tesco's Value Hooker finds 'unexpected item in the tea bagging area'

sorry, really sorry...

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Perks 19.01.12 7:24pm
Perks
Pantomime Villain Finally Heeds Advice and Successfully Looks Behind Him 0
SimonJJames 19.01.12 5:58pm
SimonJJames
Survey Finds British Upper Lips 47% Less Stiff In 2011 0
SimonJJames 19.01.12 5:55pm
SimonJJames
Relief as Grandmother finally notices 'That Smell'. 0
SimonJJames 19.01.12 5:53pm
SimonJJames
Accident prone Italian captain sells story to the News of the World 0
medici2471 19.01.12 5:49pm
medici2471
New charge of technical incest added to Big Brother rape case 0
charlies_hat 19.01.12 5:48pm
charlies_hat
Design of Peterborough "based on Battenburg cake", architect reveals 0
hughesroland 19.01.12 5:43pm
hughesroland
Retired Suicide Bomber Investigated For Malpractice. 1
sredni vashta 19.01.12 5:43pm
sredni vashta
Six Brighton players to be investigated for refusing to join in gang sex assault

Just taking it one rape at a a time...

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grottymonty 19.01.12 5:28pm
Midfield Diamond
Schettino denies being captain. "Fell onto Costa while fondling woman" claim.

Sapristi knocko!...

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Al McHogan 19.01.12 4:50pm
Al McHogan
Olympics "Chill" gig scrapped. "Can you imagine Boris dancing?" shudders Coe.

More shapes thrown soon...

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Al McHogan 19.01.12 4:40pm
Al McHogan
Clegg denies ever using "falling into a lifeboat" excuse yet 0
simonjmr 19.01.12 4:33pm
simonjmr
Most ex-Woolworths stores now selling even crappier stuff than before.

Our survey says...

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Al McHogan 19.01.12 4:28pm
Al McHogan
Gary Glitter set to release autobiography

His autobiography, worryingly titled 'Through the Eyes of Gary Glitter' will be an in depth account of his life, describing how he shot to fame after penning catchy pop songs in dingy recording...

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Shandy 19.01.12 4:09pm
Shandy
Doctors considering strike action told "Get back on ward for f*** sake" 1
button 19.01.12 3:47pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Age Concern 'rather worried about when I was born' 0
Smart Alex 19.01.12 2:41pm
Smart Alex
PM - we're on track to building a bitter society and economy 0
simonjmr 19.01.12 2:30pm
simonjmr
Trying to pull a wheelie to impress girls not wise admits Italian Liner Captain 1
simonjmr 19.01.12 1:58pm
Midfield Diamond
Product placement reaches movie re-makes as 'Terry's Clockwork Orange' released

[More soon]...

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dicky37 19.01.12 1:27pm
bonjonelson
Chicken coop foiled in Norfolk 1
simonjmr 19.01.12 1:24pm
bonjonelson
Boundary Commission announces Liberal MP cull areas 2
simonjmr 19.01.12 1:08pm
dvo4fun
Cruise ship captains face mullet crackdown in the wake of Concordia disaster.

More style crimes soon...

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MADJEZ 19.01.12 1:00pm
MADJEZ