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Men accused of making £250k from sperm site collapse in court 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Both men admitted making 792 deliveries of sperm, and collapsed. Both now weighing 5 stone but showing good muscle definition in the right hand and arm, are in poor health as their service got behind...

Doctors frustrated as 'Kissing it Better' ditched along with Homeopathy 3
gaijintendo 3 years

NHS cutbacks, n'aw'that...

'Flatulence inducing beef cubes laughing stock.' 0
Mafaking Carwongo 3 years

Says comedy chef...

TomTom Launch Rolf Harris Voiced SatNav... "D'ya know where we are yet?" 1
mugwump 3 years
Paul Young visibly upset when seeing Lady Gaga wearing a 4
arrghgarry 3 years

meat coat and off the shoulder meat dress...

Virgin Experience Days forced to offer Swimming With Mackerel by HSE 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In a tightening of Health and Safety regulations, the thrill-seeking days of Virgin, Red Letter and the like are all but over The very popular swimming with dolphins failed the HSE guidance test...

Pope to beatify Blair 2
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Pope Benedict XVI has confirmed that Tony Blair, and not Cardinal Henry Newman, will begin the path to sainthood by being beatified in Birmingham on Thursday. “We need to promote a high-profile...

Court of Appeal upholsters claim by dyslexic furniture restorer. 2
Mafaking Carwongo 3 years
Confusion as UK prepares for PayPal visit 2
3 years

It started as a routine business trip to the UK by Scott Thompson, President of PayPal, but it now appears that a simple typographical error at the Passport and Immigration Office has resulted in...

'We want equal distribution of stuffing and state sponsored care of upholstery.' 1
Mafaking Carwongo 3 years

Says Armchair Socialist...

Alzheimer's sufferer discovers radical new cure. 0
Mafaking Carwongo 3 years

But then forgets it...

Don't tell CID - Government to privatise Government 2
ChrisHarrison 3 years

A leaked draft of the forthcoming Comprehensive Spending Review has revealed the Government’s most drastic measure yet to reduce public spending – privatising itself. Under the new scheme,...

Pastor Jones explains he will never ever ever ever burn a koran 0
arrghgarry 3 years

muslims say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if it was only that simply ...

Men all over Kentucky wake up today to a perfectly cooked breakfast. 7
bonjonelson 3 years

Bad taste? Me?...

MI6 spy death raises theological concerns 0
hero2zero 3 years

Consideration of the recent “Spy in a bag” death as a possible, solitary sex game that went wrong and the conclusion that Dr David Kelly committed suicide has forced theological consideration of...

Rooney in training for England trip to Thailand in 2011 0
Scroat 3 years

More sexual impropriety next year...

PETA promises to react to Lady gagas stunt as soon as they have 0
arrghgarry 3 years

the perfect $ for $ reply Ad. to raise more money for CEO ...

Story about cricket spot-fixing scandal - headline too long for box 8
Genghis Cohen 3 years

[u]Post-match interview hit by spot-fixing claims after Pakistan player mentions all Bananarama’s greatest hits[/u] The police investigation of Pakistan cricketers following allegations of...

Californian police said that Heiress Paris Hilton hid her stash of cocaine 0
arrghgarry 3 years

in a vacuous body cavity ,it was the first time they had seen a zip in the back of someones head...

Lady GaGa accepts award wearing meat dress. Post ceremony BBQ photos to follow. 0
TerribleTim 3 years
Apple Launch Long Awaited Spell Check App for iBrew Tea Leaf Reader 0
mugwump 3 years
Professor Inspiral Carpets was right swirly eyes a sign of mad cow disease 0
simonjmr 3 years

Moooooooore soon...

Star Wars 'Emperor's Theme' heard on the wind as Pope's visit approaches 7
la maga 3 years

As the UK prepares for the Pope's expensive arrival in the country this Thursday, reports are coming in from all over Britain that the 'Emperor's Theme' from George Lucas' Star Wars has been heard on...

Priests should not be celibate, say priests 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Man Becomes First to Opt For Trial By Facebook 0
IABP 3 years

Local man, Geoff Thomas, has become the first man in the UK to opt for the new and controversial trial by Facebook. The new form of trial has been available since July 2010 but this is the first live...

New Government-funded drink-awareness campaign 0
hero2zero 3 years

Today will see the launch of a new TV and media campaign, aiming to encourage under-eighteen drinkers to select a “Friend to stay sober” ready to administer first aid in the event of the injury...

Blair upsets Mandela - one sin too many? 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

Tony Blair was left exposed today as news emerged that his decision to go to war in Iraq had annoyed Nelson Mandela. Significantly for Blair, even the Catholic church has distanced itself ahead of...

International Concern following NZ announcement of City Suspended from Moon 1
Shaunis 3 years

Jubilation erupted on the streets of New Zealand today after World View Incorporated announced that the plan to build a Super City suspended from the moon had been given initial Resource Consent ...

British Museum secures $39 million donation from Sainsburys 2
arrghgarry 3 years

promises to steal lots more goodies from Countries in turmoil...

Brits struggle to find work as immigrants flood The X Factor. 1
SingingHinny 3 years

The X Factor is at the centre of a fresh immigration row, after a Panorama investigation revealed that British hopefuls are being turned away from auditions due to a flood of immigrants seeking fame...