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Home-Hospitalling on the Rise as Parents lose Faith in Health System 6
Golgo13 3 years

Toby Woodburn looks like any other 8 year old. He plays the same games, he watches the same television programmes and he talks cheerfully about the different stickers in his football sticker album....

UN declare indiscriminate use of vuvuzela illegal in Guantanamo: 0
pinxit 3 years

Thumbscrews dandy tho'...

Oh! Oh this bloody computer! says new report by frustrated analyst on deadline 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Harrison Birtwistle debuts 'Fantasia for vuvuzela and triangle' - mixed reviews 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

'A stunning piece that at once tranmutes and transmogrifies the ordinary into the sublime' (Musical Times). 'Wotaa Bunch of Vuvas!' (Sun). 'Philip Glass but without the melody' (Charleston Gazette)...

Dulux Sponsored Terror Alert Now Set As "Ocean Sunset" 0
Svendo 3 years
Fans hide vuvuzelas inside their knicknickalezzas 3
Ostsee 3 years
Oreo 'lick' step serves no useful purpose say Norwegian researchers 2
QorbeQ 3 years

Kraft Foods has issued a recall notice for all packs of Oreo biscuits with manufacturing dates prior to March 2010 after claims that the 'licking' phase of their 'twist it, lick it, dunk it'...

Richard Littlejohn's bile duct escapes out of his body through nostril 2
leftfoot 3 years

Daily mail Journalist, Richard Littlejohn's bile duct has made an adaciaous escape through his nostril. After years of being over worked his former duct is now planning to emigrate to India. The...

David Miliband explains to Diane Abbott the meaning of the word 'patronising' 7
Ludicity 3 years
Police stop hunt for pick pocket after Alan Bennett finds wallet underneath sofa 0
andhrimnir 3 years
Shock as vuvuzela player wins the Leeds Piano Competition 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Bankers agree that tough cuts are essential for other people 2
PluckyMunky 3 years
Earlier time for Budget as MPs claim £10 for a regular Subway wrap 0
Laughingstock 3 years

"It's part of our drive to attract MPs to our new lunch menu" said a spokesman at Subway Corporate HQ. So far, not one MP has requested Light Mayo...

England fan quizzed by police after attempting to enter stadium with an azalea 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Despite recession, shareholders in Semtex manufacturers are still making a bomb. 0
wallster 3 years
London 2012 organisers announce that spectators will be issued with Stylophones 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Outrage in Newcastle as Israel intercepts aid convoy heading for Gazza 0
LittleSpender 3 years
Vuvuzeler blamed for herd of wildebeest stampeding Johannesberg city stadium. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Apparently they mistook the noise as the mating call of the female wildebeest...

Gaza flotilla enquiry result: Some people were killed. Many more soon. 0
Ostsee 3 years
'Carry on World Cup' scriptwriters struggling with 'vuvuzela' innuendoes 2
Oxbridge 3 years
AA study finds killer screenwash 'unlikely' as UK washer bottles 'usually empty' 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Vuvuzelas to be allowed at Last Night of the Proms 0
Genghis Cohen 3 years
Michael Sheen to star in movie remake of Diff'rent Strokes. 2
wallster 3 years

The sad death last month of actor Gary Coleman gave producers of the long awaited Diff'rent Strokes movie a major cause for concern as the project was in danger of being mothballed indefinitely....

Get your barbecue ready for the 11th July says Met Office. 0
Griffin 3 years

The weather will be wonderful and England will win the world cup...

South African riot police replace tear gas, water cannons with 'giant vuvuzela' 0
QorbeQ 3 years
BP deny Green creditionals by bribing him to let one in Saturday. 0
Basil_B 3 years

' Definatley not us. He's just a crap goalkeeper' said a BP spokesman today...

IOW MP in Questions for Cash Scandal 0
Svendo 3 years

Isle of Wight MP Robert Goff was last night accused of repeatedly writing to Australian Tennis Legend Pat Cash asking for help on bettering his game. Robert has been hoping to improve his serve...

Vuvuzela Radio new BBC Channel 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Vuvuzela Radio, formerly 5 Live, now broadcasts hours of Vuvuzela three times a day. We love it says the BBC...

Green blames ball fumble on vivid, inexplicable 'wasps nest' hallucination 0
QorbeQ 3 years
"Windscreen water poses risk of Legionnaires' Disease", state... 0
AdrianJ 3 years

manufacturers of alcohol based screen wash...