Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Findus "disappointed" no horses killed by meteorite

But they're hopeful about an accident at a stud farm in Somerset...

sydalg 17.02.13 6:38pm
Lens Cap
Stuart Hall to host new TV show, 'It's a cock out'. 2
topfotogmw 17.02.13 6:36pm
Aussies Advocate Brits To Try Their "Jumpy Beef"

'No sweat, mate; no horse in our 'Jumpy Beef!'...

Jesse Bigg 17.02.13 6:29pm
Lens Cap
Oscar didn't realise it was a person behind the door - he thought it was a model

We can still win the FA Cup says Wenger. East London killing believed to me unconnected to condom found in teenager's bedroom...

lane-avenger 17.02.13 6:27pm
Lens Cap
Hawking answers sell-out critics: "Go Fuck Yourselves" 1
Drylaw 17.02.13 6:26pm
Lens Cap
wrong place wrong time.. 1
godly1966 17.02.13 6:24pm
Lens Cap
New Testament to be rewritten -- NewsBiscuit exclusive!

More over the next two thousand years...

Audible Minority 17.02.13 6:23pm
Lens Cap
ONS say horse jokes killing the economy; 'we need to reverse this murder'

Britain’s economic output is being put at ‘serious risk’, according to the office of national statistics, because of the amount of time wasted at work with people searching for or creating...

Perks 17.02.13 6:19pm
Lens Cap
History of Michael Gove to be made compulsory in secondary schools

GCSE pupils will have to study the story of Michael Gove as part of a new compulsory history curriculum put forward by the Department for Education “Children as young as six will be told the...

nickb 17.02.13 6:16pm
Lens Cap
The pope’s no longer catholic and a pig’s arse is 29% horse

there is even some doubt over the defecation habits of bears, so in an uncertain world, what questions can we still ask that brook no argument? [list=1]Are the police racist? Is Colin Jackson gay?...

lane-avenger 17.02.13 6:14pm
Lens Cap
Royal Institute of Shelf-stackers welcomes IDS statement

The Royal Institute of Shelf-stackers (RISS) has welcomed works and pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith's statement on the Andrew Marr Show that shelf-stacking may be more important than geology or...

roybland 17.02.13 6:11pm
Lens Cap
Feral cats only getting one good meal per day: Strays going hungry A new study published in Nature Communications has revealed that outdoor cats in America struggle to catch even one meal per day. Farm, feral, stray and garden cats...

GordonChen 17.02.13 6:07pm
Lens Cap
Meteorite impacts "just a scare story got up by scientists to secure funding". 2
Al OPecia 17.02.13 6:06pm
Lens Cap
Impatient Prince Charles becomes patron of King Charles II Society 10
sydalg 17.02.13 6:01pm
New fears over saddle of lamb 3
Scroat 17.02.13 6:01pm
Lens Cap
PCC to construct Olympic Swimming Pool the size of a medium-to-largish asteroid

More soon from a BBC Science Correspondent...

Audible Minority 17.02.13 9:54am
Audible Minority
Mossad accuses Iran of developing deadly meteorites underground

Israel’s intelligence service, Mossad, has claimed to have ‘really quite good’ information that proves Iran is secretly testing secret meteorites, deep inside a secret cavern in the secret...

17.02.13 9:41am
Audible Minority
Pope rethinks resignation as meteorite misses Vatican

"The danger is past - back to business."...

sydalg 17.02.13 9:36am
Food Magazine: TESCO's Value Lasagne (improved recipe) is the Dog's Bollocks

See, not a horse in sight...

Sinnick 17.02.13 9:12am
Police probe claim Pistorius shot off own feet to qualify for Paralympics 0
sydalg 17.02.13 8:32am
Tory compromise: two hangings for each gay marriage and it's a deal 0
sydalg 17.02.13 7:04am
Shock as rejected candidates in Eastleigh by-election to be turned into dog food 0
sydalg 17.02.13 7:01am
Billionaire invests in new restaurant chain, "Warren's Buffet" 0
Dumbnews 17.02.13 12:54am
Sex accused 'should get anonymity', claim 'Savile's Law', campaigners 0
topfotogmw 17.02.13 12:23am
Sekola and Gosetheweezal shorlisted for Pope - full list below

Cardinals Sekola and Gosetheweezal head an impressive list of candidates to replace the recently retired pope. Candidate Profiles Pope Sekola - would be a refreshing change, if strangely bad for...

apepper 16.02.13 11:16pm
Mars Rover mothballed as MoT falls due and no one there to test it. Less soon. 1
Maverick 16.02.13 11:10pm
Scandal Naming Board decides Horse meat crisis should be Startersgate 4
ronseal 16.02.13 10:43pm
Basmati rice price hike bitter pillau to swallow 1
custard cream 16.02.13 10:37pm
“Pope had to resign-to collect lottery winnings" says Euromillions spokesman 8
jenlon 16.02.13 10:36pm
Association of Gay Footballers goes into administration...

In a week when footballer Robbie Rogers ‘came out’ as gay, and retired from the game, Gordon Starkey, secretary of the Association of Gay Footballers, has announced that the society is going into...

Tripod 16.02.13 10:34pm