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US President Refuses to Reognise New Al-Qaida ... 0
Titus 4 years

The president of the USA has stated that his country will refuse to recognise Mr Ayman al-Zawahiri as the new leader of Al-Qaida "until he provides full personal identification, including his...

If he wins against News of the World Ryan Giggs promises to give some money to 0
doggone 4 years
Debt crisis deepens as Greek government rules out accepting gifts 5
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Terran total eclipse no big deal, says Flurgrit of Mare Imbrium, just gets cold. 1
Griffin 4 years
Budweiser to sponsor FA Soccer Cup... 2
riesler 4 years

in exchange, next year will see the inaugural 'Adnams of Southwold' Superbowl...

Bleakley chooses Lampard rather than Gerrard for holding role 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
George Osborne announces plans to ring-fence Vince Cable 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Chancellor George Osborne has unveiled new plans to ring-fence Vince Cable in order to keep the activities of the Business Secretary separate from those of the rest of the coalition government. The...

Balls calls for emergency VAT cut while shopping for new plasma TV 0
4 years
Fry to rewrite Douglas Bader movie without 'unseemly leg stuff' 1
FraserWords 4 years

Will Smith is to star in a Hollywood remake of the Douglas Bader biopic Reach for the Sky, the next project for screenwriter Stephen Fry. Fry, currently at work on the remake of The Dambusters, said:...

Greece to be bailed out by 1
John Wiltshire 4 years

Loan company has offered to bail out the Greek economy with one its short-term loans, so beloved by people who enjoy borrowing money at astronomical rates of interest. Said Chief Executive...

Black rolling fireball rising from al-Qaeda conclave signals Zawahiri election 0
Erlang 4 years

more smoke later?...

View from the Mound - a hot lesbian's take on today's world news 3
SugarTits69 4 years

No doubt about it, this week's biggest world news story is the unfolding drama of [url=]fake-lesbiangate[/url], where a string of blogs supposedly by...

Zawahiri 'becomes al-Qaeda chief': Ed Ball denies plot 0
virtuallywill 4 years

More Balls later...

They're, there and their to stage unification fight 3
Mr Payne 4 years
Pizza joke falls flat with the Pope 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

During his interview with the Pope the presenter attempted to crack a pizza joke. "How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?" he asked. "No idea." the Pope said.# "Deep pan crisp and even." the...

Greece unveils new cabinet : the Ikea Bjursta 0
simonjmr 4 years
Zawahiri facing suicide bomber strike as celestial virgins slashed by 20% 0
pere floza 4 years
Government in Athens rules cracks about 'Spartan measures' as casus belli 0
pere floza 4 years

.. or something like that. it would piss me off in their place anyway...

Will Smith to star in Hollywood remake of King's Speech 0
FraserWords 4 years

Will Smith is to star in a Hollywood remake of the British smash hit The King’s Speech. Smith, who will play King George VI, said: “It will be totally faithful to the original – except for the...

Taliban surrender on hearing that Prince Harry is to return to Afghanistan 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

The leader of the Taliban in Afghanistan, Mohammed Al-Nuttah, today surrendered unconditionally on hearing the news that Prince Harry will return to Afghanistan. 'We can't cope with another visit,'...

Failing Primary Schools to Copy Jihadi Madrassa Model 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The Secretary for Education said he was impressed with how they turned out motivated individuals ready to make 'make a difference' in society...

Procrastinators Threaten Strike Action ‘Soon’ 21
Quaz 4 years

The National Union of Procrastinators and Slackers has threatened to strike unless their inactions are fully recognised by government and business. At their poorly attended annual general meeting,...

Ryan Giggs getting nervous about arrival of more Fathers' Day cards. 0
DrTurmoil 4 years
Twitter in meltdown as milliions of Londoners tweet that it's raining 0
ronseal 4 years
Problems obtaining life cover delay Zawahiri’s appointment as Al-Qaeda chief 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Government appoints Michael Winner as its NHS Car Crash Czar 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Katie Melua threat level upgraded to 'critical' 1
electricgoose 4 years
Clergymen protest in mass walkout. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 4 years
Buyer of Northern Rock finds 'Blackpool' written through the middle. 5
be reasonable 4 years
Chinese cows produce human breast milk... 0
be reasonable 4 years

Chinese farms overwhelmed by middle-aged Western males applying for milking jobs...