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Unite Union threatens Lib Dem voters with legal action over negligence... 0
Jammydodgers 4 years

Thousands of alleged Liberal Democrat voters awoke this morning to demands for hundreds of pounds in immediate payment or threats of subsequent court action over alleged negligence and complicity in...

Charismatic Leader ridiculed after predicted AV landslide fails to happen 0
Ian Searle 4 years

And followers aren't lifted to heaven, er, government...

Amazon tribe with no sense of time 'frequently referee at Old Trafford' 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Ryan Giggs defends scoring record this season 4
rickwestwell 4 years

Stung by criticism from the media that his performances this season have been 'anonymous' and 'lacking commitment', Manchester United's free-scoring star Ryan Giggs has launched a fierce...

Ahmadinejad: Europe stealing Iran's rain... 0
be reasonable 4 years

to make lemon drizzle cakes. I found it impossible to think of anything funnier than the original Telegraph headline. How someone that insane could hold power anywhere is deeply disturbing...

Lord Voldemort sues Twitter 0
rickwestwell 4 years

More soon. [Please tell me this hasn't been done. I daren't write it up into an FP because it seems too obvious]...

Superinjunction whistle-blower to remain anonymous. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Christians await the return of Jesus. Robert Powell is advised to stay indoors. 3
dominic_mcg 4 years
Amazonian tribe with no sense of time offered position at First Great Western. 0
MC One R 4 years
Blondie looking forward to royalties for news montages. More soon. 0
MC One R 4 years
Rooney hooker"i was just so ashamed" 0
pumpernickle 4 years

A high court judge today removed a gagging order preventing the press from publishing details of which prostitute had slept with Wayne Rooney.Mr.Justice Holbert said"It was in the public interest.",...

IMF boss claims $1 million bail as incidental expenses. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

More soon. PS It's good to see the former head of the IMF can lay his hands on $1million at short notice...

Cameron guarantees end of world 0
antharrison 4 years

2012 budget...

Ryan Giggs scores with a back pass 0
antharrison 4 years
Ryan Giggs unlikely to be raptured 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Government's £142,000 'digital tsar' over-budget and 2 years late 2
4 years

The government's new 'digital tsar' is over-budget and nearly 25 months behind schedule, it was revealed today. Originally planned as a cost-efficient cross between Robocop and The Borg, the final...

Combination antiperspirant/deodorant voted 'greatest scientific breakthrough' 8
rickwestwell 4 years

A survey of leading scientists, journalists and opinion-makers has found that of the great scientific advances of the last hundred years, none has been as valuable to humanity as the groundbreaking...

Courts introduce 'Pooper-Injunction' for the incontinent. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Explosion in Glasgow pie factory, 3.1415927 dead 22
virtuallywill 4 years

more in 60 seconds...

Ken Clarke admits "wasn't sure if No really meant No" on AV. 1
Deacon 4 years
Doherty denies involvement with lance armstrong during the 1999 tour de france 1
MrG123 4 years

more soon (if its not too obscure a reference)...

Obama reminds Netanyahu he can always have him killed. More soon. 0
red 4 years
REM expect bumper royalty income from radio play tomorrow. 1
bonjonelson 4 years

And I feel fine...

Reminder: Rapture is tomorrow, so put the cat out and cancel the milk. 1
Ostsee 4 years
Celebrity pulls wool over our eyes and develops injunctionitis. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Ultra-injunction collapses into privacy singularity, sucks in Assange 1
pere floza 4 years
Premiership footballer embarassed he has no superinjunction. 4
John Wiltshire 4 years

A premiership footballer, who does not wish to be named but is in fact Mark Swindlehurst of Blackburn Rovers, has admitted to being totally embarassed at not having a superinjunction., 'All the...

Obama relieved as Harold Camping pledges to clear congestion charge 0
button 4 years

no more soon...

Netanyahu suggests Obama should attempt to re-instate 1967 Vietnam borders first 1
charlies_hat 4 years
Financial Serivces Authority mooted to 'something' at some stage 3
ronseal 4 years

Insiders say Britain's financial regulator is planning to 'do something', possibly as early as next year. Details of the action are unclear, but the Financial Services Authority, which is employed...