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Dara O'Briain to present all BBC Television shows by 2015

After an organisational review the BBC have unveiled a plan to install baldy misshapen Irish comedy wag Dara O'Briain as presenter of almost every single programme on the BBC within 2 years. ...

theinvisiblecitychannels 07.06.13 12:31pm
Queen to open up Prince Philip 1
Scronnyglonkle 07.06.13 12:06pm
German vicar finds egg missing from box - preaches elf eier and damnation

Hat tip to Dick Everyman...

Smart Alex 07.06.13 11:57am
pere floza
Dignitas introduce budget pay-as-you-go service. 0
sredni vashta 07.06.13 11:34am
sredni vashta
Shaving brush industry welcomes the badger cull. 5
Ian Searle 07.06.13 10:52am
Midfield Diamond
70th Anniversary re-run of Dambusters raid causes severe flooding in Germany

Reports from Germany following the raid in 1943 stated there was little impact from the destruction of 4 dams in Germany.,...

rgk 07.06.13 8:50am
Hard up Nigella viewer 'putting one in the food bank' 0
pere floza 07.06.13 8:42am
pere floza
Republicans Splitting along 'Panty' Lines

In the U.S., it's not what you say, it's how you say it. So says pretty, popular Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly, who takes no pronunciation prisoners -- not even when the topic, 'women's issues', makes...

Lindy Moone 07.06.13 8:17am
Lindy Moone
Credit for closing down hospitals claimed by new financial terror group, the PFI 0
ronseal 07.06.13 7:32am
New music biz reality show will "Search for a Spiv"

A new talent show that reflects the true nature of the music business is to be launched on IT this summer. In concentrating on managers, rather than entertainers, the Search for a Spiv show is...

ronseal 07.06.13 6:58am
Ankara impresses Damascus : Axis of Evil membership fast-tracked 1
FlashArry 07.06.13 5:34am
Dick Everyman
Useless drivers to get 'U' plates The Department of transport has released plans to shake up the driver categories on UK roads. The 'L' plate for learners (red for danger) will...

camz 07.06.13 2:52am
Helpline service 'thoughtless and cruel' say bereaved relatives

A telephone company is being sued in the civil courts for causing the death of an elderly man when his call to customer services was answered immediately by a human being. According to a relative of...

Arthur 07.06.13 1:10am
Sperm bank asks customers not to leave donations on doorstep overnight 1
sydalg 06.06.13 11:27pm
450 motorists fined for 'tailgating' in M1 traffic jam.

Traffic Enforcement Officers had a field day yesterday when a bumper-to-bumper traffic jam on the M1 left 450 motorists at the mercy of the new tailgating law. Commuters were left helpless as...

NorthernGravy 06.06.13 10:34pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
New definition of 'hippy' to be 'hipster with hip replacement' 1
Lindy Moone 06.06.13 10:02pm
The Clash admit slipping the names of British Wildlife into their songs.

As a tribute to Bill Oddie...

Ian Searle 06.06.13 9:12pm
Ian Searle
Justin Bieber books Virgin space flight, "only if it's one way", states Branson 0
topfotogmw 06.06.13 8:53pm
Sam Cam suggests that a Mau Mau member was a bigger a penis than Dave

"£14 million squid would buy me a new pad and perhaps a new kitchen" suggested the Prime Plonkers wife, shortly before tripping on her high heels and telling a uniformed pleb outside her gated...

Tess Goes 06.06.13 8:42pm
Tess Goes
Michael Douglas to play John Snow in Game of Thrones series 4

no more soon .. obscurity rules...

Not Amused 06.06.13 6:43pm
Not Amused
Gerry Rafferty tells traffic cops "I was stuck..." 1
Rootin Tootin 06.06.13 6:03pm
Motorists encouraged to "Use Both Lanes"

More mixed messages for the beleagured motorist, following recent publicity over "lane-hogging" in the news that more Highways Agency signs instructing motorists to "use both lanes" will be deployed...

NewBiscuit 06.06.13 5:55pm
New study proves that thinking cannot be controlled by helicopters

Researchers in Afghanistan have demonstrated that local thinking about western-style freedom and democracy cannot be controlled using the power of Apache helicopters. The long-running study is the...

Midfield Diamond 06.06.13 5:21pm
Midfield Diamond
Charges dropped as Yewtree suspect had hearing aid switched off when cautioned 0
sydalg 06.06.13 5:08pm
Education Minister denies 50% of population below average IQ. 8
Maverick 06.06.13 4:24pm
Foreign Secretary changes name to Hague 0
Scroat 06.06.13 3:32pm
Members of suppressed religious sect in Rome pass word to others

[Arthur asked me to post this but it seems a bit fishy to me]...

Arthur 06.06.13 3:15pm
Lindy Moone
Arsenal tactics explained: Fans told Wenger to go forth and multiply. 0
Not Amused 06.06.13 2:39pm
Not Amused
Tulisa tattoo horror - top surgeon quits

A leading Harley Street surgeon, who couldn't face the prospect of operating on 'oldies' whose intimate tattoos had become an embarrassment, has quit his practice. Sir Reginald Clamacraft, who...

Lenny Bee 06.06.13 1:26pm
Lenny Bee
Children not as thick as originally thought.

Parent and teacher groups call for clarification following the news that 17% of children thought cheese grows on trees, they claim this is down to trick questions and media manipulation. How are...

rgk 06.06.13 12:57pm
Lindy Moone