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Blair Is Made An Offer He Can't Refuse

Veteran film director Francis Ford Coppolla is to remake the Godfather trilogy and this time round the mumbling Don is to be played by none other than former Prime Minister, Tony Blair. Speaking...

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Duff 05.09.11 4:04pm
Duff
20yrs on, Celebrity UrnWatch confirms: Quality of Mercury Not Strained. 0
f0zz 05.09.11 2:33pm
f0zz
Forth Bridge painting finishes & floral wallpapering starts for a fresh new look

apparently Mrs Forth never liked that paint colour anyway...

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charlies_hat 05.09.11 1:59pm
charlies_hat
Beating of fish at their factories 'codswallop' claim Birds Eye 9
Screenie 06.09.11 5:40pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Clowns 'should travel to work in uniform'

Britain’s registered clowns should be made to travel to their place of work in full costume, a leading political think tank has suggested. James Adams, a spokesperson for the advisory body, claims...

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Qoxiivi 07.09.11 12:10am
Nick McCarr
Gaddafi's sons, who vowed never to surrender have run away

faster. later...

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virtuallywill 05.09.11 12:25pm
virtuallywill
Snowdon driver forgiven as he comes from Cheltenham. 0
Ostsee 05.09.11 12:24pm
Ostsee
Rory Bremmer set to win Strictly by doing Anton du Beke impression. 0
Ian Searle 05.09.11 11:53am
Ian Searle
David Walliams released back into River Thames

David Walliams who washed ashore off the Isle of Dogs last Summer has been released back in to River Thames. Walliams arrival stunned naturalists who beleive his navigation was affected by the El...

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Erlang 05.09.11 1:52pm
writinginbsl
Milky Bar Kid "responsible for obesity crisis".

He was strong and tough, and only the best was good enough, but now The Milky Bar Kid faces widespread condemnation for singlehandedly kicking off what experts say could be a crisis of epidemic...

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nickb 05.09.11 6:00pm
nickb
Gaddafi suspected of false reviews on Tripoli Advisor 1
fernandomando 05.09.11 8:35am
Golgo13
Isle of Wight to get christmas 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 05.09.11 3:41am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Silence of the Organic Lambs

People who say they like people watching either love observing the social condition or they’re cannibals. People who like to watch what they eat. People who spend a lot time following others around...

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Glib Hemingway 05.09.11 8:37am
greg various
Bright Dogs; assistance for 'dull' students

A groundbreaking new partnership, between Mensa and the Department for Education, will introduce an assistance dog scheme for educationally challenged students, who find it difficult to obtain paid...

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dvo4fun 05.09.11 1:39pm
dvo4fun
Gordon Brown could tell Appropriate Adult where he buried the British economy 2
ronseal 05.09.11 8:42am
dvo4fun
TripAdvisor is "world's best travel website", says TripAdvisor. 0
deskpilot3 04.09.11 9:53pm
deskpilot3
Sad Blokes rush to buy underpants in XXXXL size...

not really kidding anyone, are we?...

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deskpilot3 04.09.11 9:32pm
deskpilot3
Alistair Darling claims Gordon Brown "fancied Margaret Thatcher"... 0
deskpilot3 04.09.11 9:30pm
deskpilot3
Ed Miliband disappointed when no-one notices that he's taken a Gap Year... 0
deskpilot3 04.09.11 9:25pm
deskpilot3
Woman considered 'unlucky in love' revealed to be irritating insensitive cow

[More soon..]...

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dicky37 05.09.11 2:33pm
rikkor
American Rapper High Def sues TV makers for name infringement ... 0
Kramaring 04.09.11 7:43pm
Kramaring
Research confirms young women don’t actually fancy middle aged men

Men of a certain age have been shocked and disappointed by research findings that appear to prove that young women are really ‘actually not attracted at all’ to middle aged men. Dr. Michael...

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writinginbsl 07.09.11 11:13am
Textbook
Worlds oldest woman reveals secret to longievity

1. Not being in serious accidents, 2. Cooking with olive oil, and not engine oil, 3. Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol over a prolonged period rather than binge drinking., 4. Driving a Volvo,...

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gaijintendo 06.09.11 6:53am
Ostsee
Scottish Conservative Party disbands and joins the Scottish Lib Dems

More tactical voting later...

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JohnA 04.09.11 6:46pm
JohnA
Unprecedented demand amongst male IT workers for cosmetic scars

Soft-skinned men in the IT industry are flocking to cosmetic surgeons for the latest 'vanity' treatments. Tired of being accused of 'never doing a hard day's work in their life', computer operatives...

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06.09.11 3:30pm
riesler
Neighbours of Tesco Chairman Encouraged To Start Covering Houses in Xmas Lights 0
thisisall1word 04.09.11 4:30pm
thisisall1word
Rise in number of UK government roles being taken by Eastern European Labour

A report commissioned by right wing think tank Excelsior! has found that many lower paid positions amongst the UK government are now being taken by Polish, and other Eastern European migrant...

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thisisall1word 04.09.11 4:26pm
thisisall1word
Tory Education Cuts Could Mean Many 'First-Time' Voters....

.Only able to write an "X" on the ballot paper...

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Jesse Bigg 07.09.11 1:39pm
rikkor
Comedy inflation prompts calls for triple entendres 0
Ian Searle 04.09.11 4:12pm
Ian Searle
New Gaddafi Revelation....

.Originally played by Spike Milligan; now played by Spike's much younger brother...

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Jesse Bigg 04.09.11 3:59pm
Jesse Bigg