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Capello expecting Sweden to play with flat pack four 8
charlies_hat 14.11.11 10:10pm
CJWorkman
BP discover fifth pipeline leak 0
medici2471 14.11.11 10:03pm
medici2471
Police praise Chav-curfew as 'I'm a Celebrity..' returns. 0
MADJEZ 14.11.11 9:51pm
MADJEZ
Spanish giant killing sends town bonkers in Little England on the Handcart

Minnows Little England on the Handcart have gone football bonkers, after the local team pulled off a shock giant killing against might Spain from the premier league of world football. OK, our goal...

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ronseal 14.11.11 9:35pm
ronseal
Google to close whilst they 'search for answers' to soaring search times.

The Internet search giant Google have announced they are to close down all of their search operations, after it admitted search times had slowed over the last 5 years. The search times, which are...

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Perks 14.11.11 8:54pm
Missiles may improve viewing figures for 2012 Olympics 1
medici2471 14.11.11 8:53pm
Perks
Passenger terror as Ryanair plane circles above Turkey for over 8 hours.

They might be giants of the air industry, but the young pilot and elderly co-pilot argue about landing at Istanbul or Constantinople...

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Bryan with a Y 14.11.11 8:19pm
godly1966
Cowell fury as Minty Challis releases re-mix of 'Caravan of Love' for Christmas.

Minty to travel the country to promote single...

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Bryan with a Y 14.11.11 7:41pm
Bryan with a Y
Jordan calls on Assad to resign. André thinks he should stay. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 14.11.11 7:39pm
dominic_mcg
X-Factor finally remembers to put the Kitty out! 0
Ian Searle 14.11.11 7:33pm
Ian Searle
'Clearasil' shares in spot of bother as teenagers stay indoors.

Company heads pore over latest results...

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Bryan with a Y 14.11.11 7:20pm
Bryan with a Y
Noddy gets a Holder himself and escapes annual slaying early.

Legendary fuzzface, Noddy Holder awoke this this morning to the sound of "IT'S CHRISTMAS" on local radio station SH1 TFM, and knew it was time to pack his platforms. Despite earning around £1.25...

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Bryan with a Y 14.11.11 7:05pm
Bryan with a Y
Sir Jimmy Saville’s coffin encased in concrete “just to be sure” 1
Duncan Biscuit 14.11.11 5:37pm
Runestone Cowboy
Evo-stick announce business is insolvent 0
charlies_hat 14.11.11 4:55pm
charlies_hat
In today's Daily Star:

Katie Price answers your questions on thermodynamics & Planck's blackbody law...

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vertical 14.11.11 4:49pm
vertical
Hacking probe judge denies being a puppet. Nation can clearly see the strings

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/56696000/jpg/_56696950_-4.jpg...

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grottymonty 14.11.11 3:42pm
grottymonty
Victims of Lloyd Grossman sauce botulism to undergo keyhole surgery 2
Duncan Biscuit 14.11.11 2:59pm
charlies_hat
Santa Claus issues prior notice of strike action citing inadequate pension.

Union representatives for Santa Claus issued a prior notice of strike earlier today citing poor work conditions and inadequate pension planning as the basis for a strike planned for 25 December this...

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Mr Pineapple Lumps 14.11.11 2:16pm
Mr Pineapple Lumps
Internationals. Latest Score: Arab Spring 3 - European Autumn 2

Still playing...

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pinxit 14.11.11 2:14pm
pinxit
Gary Barlow accuses Take That of being predictable, announces dubstep album

Take That star Gary Barlow has been casting his critical judging eye over his own band, and has reached the conclusion that they are ‘predictable’. The same damning criticism that the...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 14.11.11 1:41pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Burlusconi to quit Italy and set up new political party in Libya

"I want nothing to do with countries where democratically elected leaders are simply thrown out of office."...

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grottymonty 14.11.11 12:49pm
grottymonty
Nintendo target fatties with Wii-Unfit

After complaints that exercise games are too demanding, enter Wii Unfit which dispenses with leaping round the lounge waving a plastic bat because it's uniquely controlled by brainwaves. You just...

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vertical 14.11.11 12:46pm
vertical
Colonel Gaddafi found: Working as a Fatima Whitbread lookalike. 2
whickerman 14.11.11 12:25pm
Worlds rarest comic to be sold at auction.

The Worlds rarest and oldest comic will go under the hammer today at a much anticipated auction in London., After years of investigation, researchers tracked Roy Winterly 102, to a nursing home in...

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DavidBlame 14.11.11 11:52am
DavidBlame
OFCOM condemns Channel5 for showing The Great Escape “too early”

2,500 calls were made to the regulator following the screening of The Great Escape last Sunday evening Every call was a husband in either shock or blind panic. Colin Jones is a prime example...

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brownpaperreporter 14.11.11 11:48am
brownpaperreporter
Newspaper security fear for jobs as Leverson asks 'who guards The Guardian?' 0
Perks 14.11.11 10:48am
Perks
‘The Only Way is Essex’ film crew still searching for Effing Forest 0
Duncan Biscuit 14.11.11 10:41am
Duncan Biscuit
Greek Bonds rally sharply as new Prime Minister Mr Flushthelotofos takes charge!

Markets rallied strongly Monday as fears of the Greek debt contagion saga abated following news that Greek prime minister Mr Flushthelotofos moved decively to appoint experienced minsters to key...

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Mr Pineapple Lumps 14.11.11 9:57am
riesler
Jarrow March update (day 4)

Geordie boy band ‘3.14’ waiting for marchers to arrive at the 2nd burger van...

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Gerontius 14.11.11 9:43am
Sinnick
Elastoplast Manufacturers campaign for more cuts.

Full story soon...

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DavidBlame 14.11.11 9:40am
Sinnick