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Police had told Brown all along he couldn’t hack it 0
Gerontius 4 years

Memoirs soon...

Irish Tricolor reduced to a Bicolor. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Just Orange and White left - ouch that must hurt....

Leading Scientists Criticised Over Chest Hair Crust Eating Claims 1
thisisall1word 4 years

Two leading scientists have been heavily criticised by their peers today after it emerged that recent claims were misleading, potentially untrue, and not based upon sound methods of research. Alan...

Beeching to axe Lark Rise To Candleford branch line. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years
Glasgow detectives accused of Taggerting up murders 0
simonjmr 4 years

Glasgow detectives have today been accused of tampering with murder scenes to make them more gruesome and interesting. This is a practice known as Taggerting by senior officers, as police have been...

BBC apologize for hiroshima jokes on Qi ,we velly solly. 1
melody 4 years
Silvio Berlusconi “a role model” for Italian porn star... 0
Doylem 4 years

Rocco Siffredi, one of Italy’s most famous porn stars, explains why a philandering Prime Minister is held in high esteem. “Monday to Friday I get paid to shag good-looking women (with...

Mobile phone swallowed by crocodile had been hacked. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

More later...

Arse-kicking party postponed indefinitely... 0
Doylem 4 years
Zsa Zsa Gabor's amputated leg in shock signing for Aston Villa 0
Bwahahahaha 4 years
Laughter 'the best medicine' confirmed; stand-ups employed by NHS. 0
Zadok the second 4 years
Daily Mail delighted over arrest he's not a blue haired weirdo but he is foriegn 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Jap PoW survivors apologise to camp commandant for making ceremonial sword blunt 0
Gerontius 4 years

More apologies sooneven if it wasn't us...

Got It! Cameron's "Big Society"....... 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

A counter-balance of balloons versus OTT cuts and massive job losses...

After Japan War Joke Should Stephen Fry be put in the Sweat Box to Cool Off? 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

10 days should do...

BBC Head of Light Entertainment to Ritually Apologise To Japan Over Joke 2
Dun Dunkin 4 years

"You British think you are funny but you can't even build a railway through the jungle", said one ex guard...

Tracey Emin told to tidy her room and have an early night... 0
Doylem 4 years
Funding for esoteric physics particles cut in favor of research on flying cars 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Will's 2nd Thoughts After Kate Seen Taking Notes During My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding 1
thisisall1word 4 years
Iraq Inquiry to employ Spiritualist to Question Saddam 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

"Did you have wmd? One rap for yes two raps for no"...

Greggs and McDonalds support "Big "Society" initiative 0
Sinnick 4 years
New generation braille lets the blind read in high definition 0
ronseal 4 years
Holocaust survivor experiences flashbacks in Schindler's Lift 6
judged 4 years

I'm not convinced there's any more mileage in this other than the pun on the noted German elevator manufacturer's name...

Pub chain for the over 60's to be launched "Wertherspoon's" 3
simonjmr 4 years
Irish PM: I resigned because others have 0
Laughingstock 4 years

and I felt I would be missing out if I stayed on...

Brewery piss-up postponed indefinitely... 2
Doylem 4 years
Cameron In A Tizzy, After Losing His Chief Spinner 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

Desperately in need of another illusionist...

Exclusive and sensational expose on Ukrainian crocodilian eating disorders... 0
Mother 4 years

read tomorrow's 'News of the World'...

Leila Trablesi confesses: "I wanted the gold to give to the Red Cross" 2
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years
After Presidential invitation to 3some Chinese Premier asks Hu's on first 2
melody 4 years