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David Cameron's newborn baby 'sleeps in wheelie bin' 0
pinxit 3 years

Green, grey, red or 'silver spoon' not specified...

Some prick elected leader of pricks opposing other pricks, nation to get shafted 0
la maga 3 years
1.5% of Britons prefer soccer to rugby, according to ONS. 10
be reasonable 3 years

New research published by the Office of National Statistics reveals that up to 1.5% of British men prefer soccer to rugby. A spokesman for the FA, Mr. P. Tatchell, said "we think that the actual...

Oxbridge type ousts Oxbridge types to lead Socialist Workers party back to power 0
Ostsee 3 years
Diane Abbott and Ed Balls form a coalition to oust Ed Milliband. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Home Secretary announces spending cuts for the Fashion Police. 2
MADJEZ 3 years
Ed Milliband announces his brother David to be his stunt double. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
ONS - correction - 1.5% of population is heterosexual 0
Sinnick 3 years

ONS have today issued a press announcement making a minor correction to their recent report on sexual diversity. An error was introduced when copying the research data into the original press...

P.C. “Brigade” demand action on diversity 0
hero2zero 3 years

Recent research, claiming that the percentage of those gay in the UK is far lower than previously thought has resulted in calls for diversity re-adjustments throughout society., Officials at the...

10 Boy Scouts Seriously injured in Flammable Chinese Marshmallow Accident 0
gaijintendo 3 years

Chinese food authorities are investigating the possible contamination of gelatine with various petrochemicals...

Protester left holding the baby after literal interpretation of FUCK THE POLICE! 0
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People noticing nights are drawing in because of people that keep saying the 0
Basil_B 3 years

nights are drawing in...

Help on the way for text-starved 1
roybland 3 years

A new service to help mobile phone owners who never receive text messages will be launched next week.,  , 'Our service will bring relief to thousands on people who sit waiting for that text...

Fatality as man with heart attack rushed to Holby City by dim ambulance driver 0
Basil_B 3 years
Nick Clegg sleeps in a cardboard box in David Cameron's bedroom. 2
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

He gets the slipper if he jumps on to the bed...

Dyslexic Judge sentences petty criminal to six months in goal. 3
Ian Searle 3 years
Proposal to abolish the Ministry of Sound as part of the public sector cuts. 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Lindsay Lohan to remain in jail until 20:15, says judge. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Mahmoud Abbas furious as song used in West End Musical. 0
tl72uk 3 years
In a very tight finish the Labour leadership winner wins by a short Ed 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Ed Milliband beats off his brother. And then wins the leadership election. 0
Parkie 3 years
"Balls!" declares David Miliband as brother Ed wins leadership contest 0
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Lord Gaga files for divorce 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Tom Cruise: "Scientology is about personal growth". 0
be reasonable 3 years

'When does it start to work?' Asks everyone...

Kelly Brook in Guardian feature... 2
be reasonable 3 years

apparently, some clothes are involved...

New Facebook feature wishes your friends happy birthday for you 3
Dumbnews 3 years
Labour deny copying coalition leadership 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Eyebrows raised after 42 y.o. man joins religious school only for the spankings 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Fears of another “Westworld” as Q-bots take over Legoland. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
ITV scrapes the bottom of the barrel with “The Unforgettable What’s His Name?". 0
Ian Searle 3 years