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Moves towards deunification cause fear for mass stranding of wales 0
Screenie 4 years
Harold Camping: 'There is no Plan B.' Plan B: "Err, here I am. 27 on iTunes'. 0
Mr Payne 4 years
Carpet thief to retire from competitive rug taking. 0
be reasonable 4 years

Hat-tip to Mr. Wiltshire...

Evangelical preacher books in for hernia operation: End of rupture 21 May 2011 0
simonjmr 4 years
Union describes biscuit factory closure as 'crackers'. 0
be reasonable 4 years
Queen Pays Tribute To Irish Fallen. - 23 65
The All New Jeni B 4 years

Prince Philip sniggers at those who just tripped...

Lance Armstrong to retire from competitive drug taking 5
John Wiltshire 4 years
Lance Armstrong denies peddling claim 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Amazon delivery dept. 'lacks concept of time' 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Dignitas to offer free Parker pen "just for enquiring" 0
Deacon 4 years
Meek to revise their pension plan due to plummeting value of the earth. 2
Mr Payne 4 years
Members of Amazon tribe which lacks concept of time all work as solicitors 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
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Gary Stanton 4 years
Super-injunction report to be kept secret as super-injunction is put on it 0
Basil_B 4 years

A top judge who has been compiling a report over the recent super-injunctions taken out by top celebrities and business people has enforced a media black out on his findings because he has taken out...

Man who admits having sex with 1000 cars proclaims... 2
be reasonable 4 years

'super, in junction.', any resemblance to J. Clarkson is purely coincidental...

House of Lords to publish own tabloid newspaper 2
4 years

The newsagent shelves will be slightly more crowded from Monday, when the House of Lords new tabloid newspaper is launched. Bullishly advertised as 'The only paper that can bring you ALL the news',...

Two foot six inch homeless man claims title of Littlest Hobo 0
JayGee 4 years
New Roman emperor application launched - iClaudius 0
John Wiltshire 4 years
HMV to sell Waterstones, 3 Stores for price of 2 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Stores in University towns will be charged first...

Man stunned to find term Beaver reveals no porn for 21 google image pages 5
Mr Payne 4 years

Genuinely. With the safe search off and everything. I mean, I was only continuing the gag from a different post to find a comedy animal image for my gravatar, but still, only 'beaver' beaver for 21...

Ken Goodwin told to 'Settle Down Now' after wrong superinjuction is lifted. 0
wallster 4 years
Nation shocked as barman actually asks 'Why the long face?' 5
Mr Payne 4 years

'I thought it was just an old wives' tale,' said a stunned local. 'Next thing you know I'll be going home to find two nuns in my bath.'...

Munich Re apologise for their sales staff boners system 5
charlies_hat 4 years

Gaga feared to overdress if seen in Princess Bea's hat 0
4ty2 4 years

thus analysts from ebay conclude that she is unlikely to be the secret bidder for the item let alone what problems would arise when wearing that hat whilst performing her song Scheisse...

"OK, for £325Bn I could have had a better shag than that" admits Goodwin 0
antharrison 4 years
"Slob walk" protest march organised in support of Ken Clarke 7
rickwestwell 4 years

Support groups for ignorant fat slobs have reacted with outrage at the recent attack on a completely innocent Member of Parliament, Ken Clark, 70. Mr Clark (64, 64, 128), was recently assaulted by a...

Public outcry after politician caught having sexual relations with a woman 0
Dumbnews 4 years
3% council tax rise to cover Strauss-Kahn bail-out 0
4 years
DVLA raises concerns over Huhne's eyesight. 0
Le Creuset Fiend 4 years

Embattled Energy and Climate Change Secretary Chris Huhne was today dealt yet another blow regarding his ability to drive in a safe manner. DVLA spokesman Sid James said, "Well, I mean, we've seen...

Fred Goodwin finds new way to protect anonymity. 1
red 4 years