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Gordon Brown could tell Appropriate Adult where he buried the British economy 2
ronseal 05.09.11 8:42am
dvo4fun
TripAdvisor is "world's best travel website", says TripAdvisor. 0
deskpilot3 04.09.11 9:53pm
deskpilot3
Sad Blokes rush to buy underpants in XXXXL size...

not really kidding anyone, are we?...

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deskpilot3 04.09.11 9:32pm
deskpilot3
Alistair Darling claims Gordon Brown "fancied Margaret Thatcher"... 0
deskpilot3 04.09.11 9:30pm
deskpilot3
Ed Miliband disappointed when no-one notices that he's taken a Gap Year... 0
deskpilot3 04.09.11 9:25pm
deskpilot3
Woman considered 'unlucky in love' revealed to be irritating insensitive cow

[More soon..]...

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dicky37 05.09.11 2:33pm
rikkor
American Rapper High Def sues TV makers for name infringement ... 0
Kramaring 04.09.11 7:43pm
Kramaring
Research confirms young women don’t actually fancy middle aged men

Men of a certain age have been shocked and disappointed by research findings that appear to prove that young women are really ‘actually not attracted at all’ to middle aged men. Dr. Michael...

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writinginbsl 07.09.11 11:13am
Textbook
Worlds oldest woman reveals secret to longievity

1. Not being in serious accidents, 2. Cooking with olive oil, and not engine oil, 3. Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol over a prolonged period rather than binge drinking., 4. Driving a Volvo,...

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gaijintendo 06.09.11 6:53am
Ostsee
Scottish Conservative Party disbands and joins the Scottish Lib Dems

More tactical voting later...

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JohnA 04.09.11 6:46pm
JohnA
Unprecedented demand amongst male IT workers for cosmetic scars

Soft-skinned men in the IT industry are flocking to cosmetic surgeons for the latest 'vanity' treatments. Tired of being accused of 'never doing a hard day's work in their life', computer operatives...

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06.09.11 3:30pm
riesler
Neighbours of Tesco Chairman Encouraged To Start Covering Houses in Xmas Lights 0
thisisall1word 04.09.11 4:30pm
thisisall1word
Rise in number of UK government roles being taken by Eastern European Labour

A report commissioned by right wing think tank Excelsior! has found that many lower paid positions amongst the UK government are now being taken by Polish, and other Eastern European migrant...

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thisisall1word 04.09.11 4:26pm
thisisall1word
Tory Education Cuts Could Mean Many 'First-Time' Voters....

.Only able to write an "X" on the ballot paper...

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Jesse Bigg 07.09.11 1:39pm
rikkor
Comedy inflation prompts calls for triple entendres 0
Ian Searle 04.09.11 4:12pm
Ian Searle
New Gaddafi Revelation....

.Originally played by Spike Milligan; now played by Spike's much younger brother...

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Jesse Bigg 04.09.11 3:59pm
Jesse Bigg
shameless toadying alert

f**k, what a knobsorry, see chat room for similar, crimson, turning to scarlettfuriously digging hole...

1
Gerontius 04.09.11 4:55pm
Gerontius
Cameron's Input Re New Name For Scottish Tories....

..The Laird Party...

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Jesse Bigg 07.09.11 2:07pm
Jesse Bigg
Martin Handford admits he never actually put Wally in any of those pictures. 2
Ian Searle 05.09.11 5:15pm
dvo4fun
Parents who keep their overcoats on indoors face losing benefit. 0
greg various 04.09.11 2:09pm
greg various
Liam Gallagher to sue Reading Festival

Allegations of vote rigging and contractual shenanigans at the Thames-side Rock Festival Brother of Noel Gallagher and Beady Eye singer Liam was said to be feeling pretty blue after he came a poor...

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pigeonpost 04.09.11 12:28pm
pigeonpost
BBC apologise for Torchwood sex scenes

Producers of the BBC drama Torchwood have apologised to viewers who tuned in to last Thursday’s episode after a prolonged sex scene involving cast members was inadvertently screened during the...

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Gerontius 04.09.11 12:24pm
Gerontius
Scotland's Conservative voter moves back to England in disgust 2
Sinnick 04.09.11 6:43pm
JohnA
English FA agree ."Scotland team was robbed". Hahaha ....ha ha, hahaha..hahahaha

More empathy soon. Hahahahahahah...

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dvo4fun 04.09.11 9:38pm
JohnA
'Conservatives Under New Title: Scotland'.

More (of them)soon...

0
dvo4fun 04.09.11 10:31am
dvo4fun
Violinists, conductors to have extreme facial expressions curbed by new code

Frontline musicians are on the brink of a historic agreement to regulate the excesses of grimaces, lip biting hair tossing and excessive nostril use commonly deployed to express allegedly spurious...

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nickb 04.09.11 2:27pm
Golgo13
"School of Hard Knocks" reports successful take-up of new courses

After coming under fire in recent years from Ofsted for the quality of its tuition and the rising cost of its tuition fees, the School of Hard Knocks has reported solid take-up for its latest...

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JohnA 04.09.11 9:55pm
JohnA
Scottish Tories to disband due to "disagreements with reality". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 04.09.11 9:16am
Al OPecia
Police force Dale Farm residents to look up "traveller" in dictionary. More soon 0
dominic_mcg 04.09.11 9:15am
dominic_mcg
Scottish Tory Leadership Favourite Murdo Fraser To Change His Name

The presumptive leader of the Scottish Conservative and Unionist Party has announced that he intends to change his name. "There's nothing much wrong with the Party", he says, "but my personal brand...

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Awkward Facts 04.09.11 9:10am
Awkward Facts