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Statistician calculates how many cats Bill Gates could put in bins at £250 a go. 2
MADJEZ 4 years

20,412 more mindless statistics soon...

Lazy Brits shamed by French response to spending cuts. 12
deskpilot3 4 years
Wikiversity awards world’s first Bachelor of Search (BSrc) degrees 8
dicky37 4 years

Thousands of ‘graduates’ will today receive degrees without ever having opened a text book, after a new online university dispensed with traditional knowledge-based learning in favour of...

Glastonbury 2012 saved after surprise offer from Wikileaks... More soon. 2
deskpilot3 4 years
Cyber danger reaches red alert as Bin Laden seen in Kabul branch of PC world. 3
Basil_B 4 years
Captain Bra-Vo You're K-nicked 0
Kazytc 4 years

Colonel Bustwell Bravo-Bravia, a 47 year old Canadian Air Force pilot, and 23 years military veteran, who was responsible for flying Royals and Prime Ministers, has been shockingly found, to have...

'Occam's Razor' barber shop opens in Malmesbury 0
roybland 4 years

Moore soon...

'Big cuts at hospital' preempts expected flood of post spending review jokes 0
roybland 4 years
Queen 'worried' about cuts to social housing 0
roybland 4 years
Local man fixes car with aid of copious swearing 5
Dumbnews 4 years

Has this been done before?...

Newest electric cars claim to save you money before they become obsolete 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Cat bin women's punishment is to try and put another cat in a bin. 3
Basil_B 4 years

Except this time the cat will be one of the lions at Whipsnade Zoo...

MoD to buy new aircraft carrier in 52 weekly instalments from DeAgostini. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Court finds woman guilty of putting cat into the wrong wheelybin. 0
TerribleTim 4 years
HMV installs rooftop hives to help save dwindling Bee Gees 0
dicky37 4 years

A UK music retailer has begun a project to help the endangered Bee Gee population which has been steadily declining since it lost a third of its numbers back in 2003., Record collector and renowned...

MI5 defeats cyber attack by unfriending terrorists. 5
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Smear campaign targets politician's suspiciously normal lifestyle 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Cyber Terrorists To Start Buying Jets and Ships to Outwit Govt. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years
Unemployed To Man New Carriers 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Admirals guffed that there is no point putting trained sailors on things that were designed to be sunk within 5 minutes...

NewsBiscuit to become NewsPetitFours in spending review 1
Sinnick 4 years

more tea soon...

Bertrand Russell finally proves that Enough is Enough 1
Sinnick 4 years
Audience finally found at 12-year 'Audience with Mike Reid' after Aspel no-show. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Typhoo Megi brews up a storm in China 0
simonjmr 4 years

Putting 'T' back into Britain, There's only one 'T' in Typhoo, You only get an 'OO' with Typhoo, Making Good tea since 1903 More soon...

German Chancellor Angela Merkel Admits No one Wants To Be Like a German. 0
IABP 4 years
40 Year Old Drink Driving Wife-Beating Oddball Hailed as the New Gazza 0
IABP 4 years
Cash Crisis; Britain only has 80p to last until the weekend 2
Baldymemike 4 years

The UK economy is in such a bad way that the population will have to eat toast and cereal until the weekend and won't be able to go clubbing on Friday or Saturday.New figures suggest the the amount...

Planned government cuts in Pantomime Sector come at 'worst possible time' 0
Moggsy 4 years

Ahead of tomorrow's Spending Review, sources close to Westminster have revealed that the Pantomime industry is to be one of the most heavily hit services, causing panic amongst amateur dramatic...

Terrorist cells advised to upgrade their computer equipment 0
Gary Stanton 4 years

Britain’s terror networks were facing an expensive upgrade to their IT systems last night after the government warned it had got wise to the potential threat from so-called cyber attacks. A...

New Aircraft Carriers to Sail Close to Shore so Sailors Can Throw Hand Grenades 0
IABP 4 years
New carriers to be equipped with most modern, state-of-the art hang gliders 1
ramblesnake 4 years

available on E-Bay...