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Middle Class Fear of Misusing Irony Up 19%

Official figures have revealed a sharp increase in the fear of being caught out misusing the word “ironic” at dinner parties and other similar get togethers. “It’s a common fear,” says...

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Ablative Fabsolute 10.06.13 4:36pm
NewBiscuit
Ground breaking new IT system actually makes people get more work done 2
ronseal 10.06.13 4:17pm
sillybugger
Mark Zuckerberg waiting for facebook to get 'big' before cashing out 0
Dumbnews 10.06.13 3:38pm
Dumbnews
Newsbiscuit apologises to Cowell over 'should have been shot' quote.

Apparently meant to say 'Could have been shot'. [url=http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/319562/COWELL-I-COULD-HAVE-DIED/]Daily Star : I could have been shot[/url] The Newsbiscuit editorial team...

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MADJEZ 10.06.13 3:22pm
MADJEZ
Friends Life turns down Lazarus insurance claim 1
blacklesbianandproudofit 10.06.13 1:56pm
Arthur
Mourhino offers Suarez an arm and a leg to join Chelsea

..Branislav Ivanovic said to be very unhappy...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 10.06.13 1:53pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
GCHQ Has Already Anonymously Awarded This Five Stars 3
Titus 10.06.13 1:16pm
Arthur
UN statisticians says world numeracy has increased from 78% to 69% 5
John Wiltshire 10.06.13 12:47pm
Arthur
William Hague insists GCHQ doesn't exist.

William Hague has declared that GCHQ doesn't exist, dismissing it as an urban myth. He says that the saturation coverage that it's receiving in the press is nothing more than conspiracy-fuelled...

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sredni vashta 10.06.13 12:46pm
sredni vashta
Abu Qatada to present "Thought for the Day" [unexpurgated version]

In response to protests provoked by a listing in the new edition of Radio Times, the BBC has defended its decision to invite the radical Muslim cleric Abu Qatada to present 'Thought for the Day' next...

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Arthur 10.06.13 12:26pm
Titus
Tennis experts say Rafael Nadal is 'quite good'

Lots of highly-paid tennis experts have concluded that Rafael Nadal is 'quite good' at tennis after winning his eighth French Open title. 'He seemed to beat the others,' concluded one former British...

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John Wiltshire 10.06.13 11:45am
John Wiltshire
Abu Qatada to present "Thought for the Day"

We're blessed with a free press and we have an obligation to licence-fee payers to air a voice to all political and religious persuasions, says BBC Director General ...

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Arthur 10.06.13 11:43am
Arthur
Scientists Find Easy Way To Remove Dog Parasites With De-ticker Tape 0
Mark66 10.06.13 11:35am
Mark66
Tour d'Indonesie ends with teak etape parade 1
cinquecento 10.06.13 10:52am
Titus
Beckhams defeat Schadenfreude

Britain’s journalists have called a halt to two decades of ridicule and derision aimed at David & Victoria. Despite hurling every conceivable poisonous slur at the golden couple, the Press has...

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Wrenfoe 10.06.13 10:46am
ゴルゴ13
"Ticker Tape" Scandal: Incompetent GCHQ Spy Records Nothing But His Own Watch

Neat-o. But ssh - don't tell anyone...

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Titus 10.06.13 10:45am
Titus
Man left broken-hearted attempts repair with ticker tape 4
Smart Alex 10.06.13 10:37am
Wrenfoe
Prism scandal; Baby left in HANDBAG at London railway station.

More from Lady Bracknell soon...

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MADJEZ 10.06.13 10:34am
Titus
Gove Secretly To Introduce New G, C, H and Q Level Exams 1
Titus 10.06.13 10:11am
Wrenfoe
BGT's Attraction to form new Shadow Cabinet 1
cinquecento 10.06.13 10:10am
Wrenfoe
Dyslexic fireworks show organiser disappointed by underachieving polytechnics

(Gets coat)...

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Smart Alex 10.06.13 10:09am
Wrenfoe
GCHQ Staff Lose Will To Live After Trying For Two Years To De-Code NB Posts 2
Titus 10.06.13 10:08am
Wrenfoe
MP shocked to discover he spoke to an undercover constituent

MP Michael Hughes, MP for Alder Valley, expressed his 'shock and outrage' when it was revelaed that someone he took to be an undercover journalist was actually one of his constituents. 'It's...

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John Wiltshire 10.06.13 9:58am
John Wiltshire
GCHQ praised as only government department that actually listens to its voters. 5
bonjonelson 10.06.13 9:17am
Dick Everyman
£375m Euro Lottery winner chokes to death on celebration ticker tape

Neat-O following disastrous and embarrassing first attempt...

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Dick Everyman 10.06.13 8:47am
Smart Alex
Fans of Australian rum gather in Watford for the Bundaberg conference 0
johnnydobbo 10.06.13 8:42am
johnnydobbo
BBC weatherman reprimanded for 'insufficient glee' when reporting bad weather. 1
FOAD 10.06.13 8:09am
Arthur
Innovative NewsBiscuit double sided ticker tape claimed to be twice as funny. 0
weematt 10.06.13 7:54am
weematt
Accuweather Pro offers better weather to $15/month subscibers

The leading metrology website Accuweather.com can now offer better weather to subscribers prepared to pay $15/month for its premium service. 'A mere $15 each month means that the gloomy prediction...

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antharrison 10.06.13 7:39am
Arthur
Woman who threw eggs at Cowell...

had hidden supplies of milk, flour sugar, butter and salt. Police think she planned to batter him to death...

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FOAD 10.06.13 7:35am
Lindy Moone