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Mohamed Shajhani sues Richmond Sausages over trade descriptions act.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

The Daily Blores reports today that respected Cleric and spiritual leader Mohamed Shajhani has launced a legal case against the company behind Richmond Sausages, Kerry Foods today. He claims that he...

Suicide bomber walks into a bar ..... 0
simonjmr 3 years

with the intention of getting legless. Don't worry about him said the landlord he's mainly 'armless and after a few drinks he goes to pieces...

Cloned woman hosts The One Show 1
ChrisHarrison 3 years

The BBC has reignited the cloning controversy after replacing the female presenter of its flagship evening programme with an exact replica. Alex Jones made her debut last night on BBC One’s daily...

NewsBiscuit ticker chaos as word input updated to predictive tuxedo. Moron soup. 0
pinxit 3 years
UK scientists label CERN's latest invention to fire sausages at moon 'misguided' 3
dicky37 3 years

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Osborne announces cuts in UK Government spending on "Things". 6
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

Chancellor George Osborne today announced the latest target for Treasury cost-cutting plans. "Things" said Osborne at a morning Whitehall Press briefing "have got out of hand, and we are going to...

'Spike in Afghan civilian casualties' to be removed at coalition-funded hospital 1
la maga 3 years
Northumbria Police still looking for leads after 11 Newcastle men torn to pieces 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Capello’s Beckham decision ‘threatens to end England’s decade of success’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sven Goran Eriksson lets it be known he could be interested in the UKIP vacancy 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
World Bank to loan Pakistan $600 million secured by a floating charge 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Osborne says cuts can improve fairness and Blackpool can win the Premiership 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Glazier deafened repairing face of London's famous Big Ben wins 'landmark' case 0
dicky37 3 years

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Clegg hailes same sex wards as part of a great NHS reform 0
4ty2 3 years

As a defender of the gay he claimed such separation to be essential for good healthcare. In a world obsessed with sex it has long been overdue to separate people not by race but by sexual preference...

Home Alone Clegg plans Downing St sleepover and fact-finding tour of theme parks 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Supply leader Nick Clegg fails to keep control as entire nation starts humming 15
Ludicity 3 years

In his first week running the country Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has suffered a major blow to his confidence as everyone in Britain began emitting a low frequency hum. ‘Look, I know exactly...

Nick Clegg disappointingly well-behaved while Cameron's away... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Patient told he only has 24 hoursto live so make the most of it ,punches 0
arrghgarry 3 years

the Doctor in the face ...

Man reads universal moral lesson into actions of 11 overpaid men on a pitch 0
la maga 3 years
Blair's memoirs 'mostly about a repressed Catholic sex life' say early reviews 0
la maga 3 years
Controversy at European Swimming Championships as Britain Wins ‘Best Man’s Fall’ 9
mugwump 3 years

The Italian Swimming Federation has protested today, after its team was disqualified from the ‘Best Man’s Fall’ event, at the European Swimming Championships in Budapest. The French and German...

Students who get A-level A-stars hoping to adopt modest demeanours 0
roybland 3 years
Drink-driving Graeme Swann blames Cat - Tufnell pleads guilty 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Blair donates book advance to Naomi Campbell. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Aides for former PM Tony Blair woke Ms Campbell during the night in her hotel suite and left a bag containing 'dirty bank notes'. The former super model said she had no problem accepting gifts from...

Pakistan Disaster Not Act of God say Clerics. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'The scientific evidence points to this being man made climate change rather than divine displeasure at Pakistan being a base to spread a narrow minded view of jihad upon the world' said a village...

Apple Corners the Geordie Virtual Animal Market with Why i-Pet 3
thisisall1word 3 years
Ad Feature - Low Cost International Calls to Somalia.. WHY? 4
Sharpehunter 3 years
Book burning scheduled outside the Foreign Office. More soon. 0
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

In re outrage at charity giving...

Blair book cash to go the Taliban 0
thogg 3 years

Earlier today the former Overlord of Britain, Tony 'got my own gravy train' Blair, confirmed that all the proceeds from his upcoming book 'Pretty straight kinda guy' to the Taliban. This is not...

Book burning scheduled at Aldershott. More soon 0
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Those charitable mémoires...