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Keyser Sose tears off Rupert Murdoch mask and says 'it was me all along!' 0
Leeboy007 4 years
Large Canadian oak tree in talks to play Steven Seagal in movie biopic 0
Leeboy007 4 years
NotW Whistle-blower may have been hacked to death 2
beau-jolly 4 years

I see dead people...

Tevez adds further insult with 80s mixtape answers 0
f0zz 4 years

On-off Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez angered club officials yesterday after he refused to take his earphones off during a press conference. "Oh the night is my world," the striker declared,...

Minister asserts 'Hacking badgers is completely different' 0
SpankyMonkey 4 years
Murdoch undaunted as Commons grilling clashes with 'take your kid to work' day 0
f0zz 4 years
Sir Cameron Macintosh premieres new musical "That's Not the Way to Do it!" 0
Dick Everyman 4 years

David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks have been chosen by theatre impresario, Sir Cameron Macintosh to star as Punch and Judy in his latest musical extravaganza “That’s Not the Way to Do it.” The...

Ross Kemp says he now understands folly of asking Rebeccah Brooks... 0
ianslat 4 years

‘did you get my voicemail?'...

Covertly applied lubricant causes Klingon Empire to fall 1
SpankyMonkey 4 years
Public Stunned As It Is Revealed that Rupert Murdoch Is Not From Norfolk 0
Deimos 4 years

Late last night in the latest of a quite stunning sequence of announcements it has been revealed that, contrary to what many thought, Rupert Murdoch is actually from Australia and not from Norfolk....

As more officers quit The Bill, fears grow of overcrowding on Albert Square. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Witches cauldron, broomstick found in bin 'belonged to Rebekah Brooks' husband' 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Could this be the end of the doom laden question? 3
ronseal 4 years
Media needs to stop its ridiculous obsession with hacking, says Jordan 1
ronseal 4 years
Nicole Kidman already signed up for "Rebekah Brooks - the movie". More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Dolly Parton set to release ‘working 9-3’ in support of struggling teachers. 8
flossie mcjava 4 years

The single is set to be released this week which marks the end of the summer term. ‘Working 9 to 3’ is a re-working of her classic 1981 hit ‘9 to5’, it is hoped that the release will raise...

George Foreman to provide equipment for Commons grilling sessions 0
cinquecento 4 years
Vaz deference leads to repeated ejaculations from Balls 3
pere floza 4 years

.. phnar phnar...

Black releases follow up single 'Saturday' taken from debut album 'The Week' 0
SpankyMonkey 4 years
"Nearly conscious" right to die case ruling due; Murdock latest - MPs hope .... 0
thackaray 4 years

.for favourable outcome...

NASA blames Galactic Council for ‘botched’ black hole repairs 0
Dick Everyman 4 years

NASA has complained to the Galactic Council that repairs to black holes are being botched up and taking too long as well as contributing to orbital congestion. The International Space Station and...

channel 4 show how to turn a £150million football club into a £3million one 0
borednow 4 years

You simply appoint Bryan Robson as manager...

Ed Milliband told to drop his "Ah, no, that was Gordon's fault" excuse. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Spectre looms over Murdoch's future. 0
f0zz 4 years

The media mogul's troubles took a bizarre turn for the worse yesterday when his own privacy was compromised by the arrival of what could only be described as a 'sinister presence' that refuses to...

Murdoch to be grilled by M.P.’s. 0
be reasonable 4 years

I hope they remember to turn him over half way through...

Britain’s top alpha male loses man points after successfully ironing sheet 0
jp1885 4 years
Tiger Woods to take voice coaching from the Reverend Ian Paisley 0
Tom55 4 years

"Every bloody cup is going to one or other of those Northern Paddies. If the voice training does not work, I will have to start training the way they do, wearing a balaclava." said the former...

Aston Villa's new signing fait de complet 0
button 4 years

Its a given!...

I'm drunk, that's it, and I'll quit if I don't get f*cking get FP'd! 5
Dick Everyman 4 years

It's late in the evening and I'm one bottle of Cotes du Rhone down. My toys are officially out of my pram, I'm hacked off, pissed offed and Boris Karloffed. Who cares if I upset John O'Farrell (John...

Manchester International Festival. "Fooking shite,' explains local 0
SpankyMonkey 4 years