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Rooney protesters shout abuse at Madamme Louise's massage parlour in Manchester. 0
Basil_B 4 years

'There was more chance of him being in there than at home' remarked one of the protesters...

Furious onboard row about XFactor caused submarine grounding, confirms MoD 0
JayGee 4 years
Morgan Freeman to play Bilbo in 'The Hobbit' 0
bonjonelson 4 years

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Job seekers see the funny side as cuts force councils to withdraw bus services 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Amnesty International admits to running secret prison in Ukraine 1
bonjonelson 4 years

Amnesty International have today revealed that for the last four years they have been helping to run a secret prison in the southern Ukranian region of Crimea. "We, to be honest, were somewhat...

Satirical anti-war Poet to be posthumously honoured 3
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More Sassoon .., ., ., ., ., ., ., (with apologies to bonjonelson)...

World's smallest orchestra unveils the Nano Tuba 2
bonjonelson 4 years

[more bassoon]...

Tories to keep warm this winter using Lib Dem Turncoats... 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

This weak, limp garment will fold to your every wish with minimal resistance...

Work starts to allocate 500,000 public sector workers to new private sector jobs 1
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Authority of Parliament challenged as Super-Council now covers whole of UK 0
pinxit 4 years

Except the Isle of Wight. [Reuters: 22nd October 2014]...

Arthur Scargill to give next Margaret Thatcher Lecture 0
roybland 4 years
'Alarm' at BBC Radio 4 as cutbacks make Greenwich pips squeak 2
pinxit 4 years
Hutton Report also confirms Godwinson, Boleyn, and Howard deaths were suicide. 0
Nobby Holder 4 years

No shortage of blood there...

Rooney story officially upgraded to saga 0
dogwheels 4 years

The ongoing drama surrounding wantaway Manchester United strikers Wayne Rooney will officially become a saga after famed author Michael Crichton announced he is to pen a series of novels on the...

Grammar Nazi's facing new trial's at Nurenberg over they're annoying behaviour. 2
bonjonelson 4 years

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Public sector worker declairs immortality .... 0
one against the world 4 years

just to bugger up the goverment figures...

Camelot announces the 113million poundsLottery Mrs Linda Brown 0
arrghgarry 4 years

of Acacia gardens wishes to remain anonymous ,we of course respect her wishes...

Fat kid who converted to Islam guilty of plotting to kill South Park creators. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Lawyers claim he's 'not fat, just big boned'...

Apple partners with Met Police to produce new iPLOD 0
ItsReevesy 4 years

In a joint statement today, the Metropolitan Police and trendy gadget producer Apple announced the release of a specialist law-enforcement, intelligent handset - the iPLOD. Built with a special...

False Memory Society realizes it never existed 1
roybland 4 years
Monopoly To Lose Battleship Piece In Cost-Cutting Exercise 7
IABP 4 years

Parker Brothers confirmed today that after their recent spending review they felt they could no longer support the battleship piece and it will be decommissioned earlier than had been expected. This...

Civil Unrest Status Raised from 'Write Angry Letter' to 'Take To The Streets' 5
IABP 4 years
Cameron worried about coup attempt with Mark Thatcher in the country. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Claims to be helping some friends out with helicopters., Oh and visiting his mother in hospital...

Study finds most dangerous activities are far less dangerous than they appear 0
Dumbnews 4 years
French Government to Hand Out Free Gauloises to Pension Protesters 1
steveupstone 4 years

The French Government has consulted with its actuarial advisors about breaking the stalemate regarding the countrywide protests about its decision to raise the pension age from 60 to 62. They have...

Rooney, Old Trafford shock 0
hero2zero 4 years

Concerns were raised today over the long words used by Wayne Rooney, “Ambition, relationship, disintegrated?” A long time associate of his said, “I don’t where it all came from, he didn’t...

Piers Morgan fans distraught as he moves to a bigger club for more money 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years

Piers Morgan, the self styled national treasure and Britain's most talented political footballer for a generation, has shocked fans by quitting Britain and signing for a bigger club. BOLLOCKS MY...

Company unveils plaque after employee 'finally' makes colleagues tea 0
dicky37 4 years

An office worker was left ‘stunned and slightly ashamed’ after bosses arranged a plaque and an elaborate series of business-wide events to mark the rare occasion. Craig Sear, a marketing manager...

Rooney denie he is going overseas to get a better class of prossie 2
arrghgarry 4 years

"what with the Poles ,Romanians and Welsh I feel as I can get as exotic as I want, and all a bargain...

Whistleblowers’ hotline closed as workers complain of tinnitus 0
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