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School crossings to get pizza ovens.

Furious lollipop men and women walked off the job today all across New South Wales after learning that the state government was now expecting them to cook pizza during quiet periods. State premier,...

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Hugh Jarse 13.02.12 11:48pm
Hugh Jarse
'Thinking out of the box' to be discouraged, says Funeral Directors Union 0
pinxit 13.02.12 11:42pm
pinxit
Playground Mafia bully rep. complains that bullies are themseves being bullied.

More crocodile tears shortly...

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dvo4fun 13.02.12 11:32pm
dvo4fun
E4+414.

New freeview channel launched for those who missed programmes seventeen and a quarter days ago...

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Haywood Manley 13.02.12 11:22pm
Haywood Manley
More responsibility in GRowth

Top MP speaks out: "SUPPorting tHe financial sECtor's relENtless grOWth dOEs not hElp us iN the loNG run. WhaT we nEEd is a mORe rESponSIble caPiTALisatiON."...

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hippogriff 13.02.12 9:54pm
hippogriff
Police to arrest themselves over payments to informers 2
ronseal 13.02.12 9:33pm
nickb
Follow your dreams of quitting 0
Dumbnews 13.02.12 8:24pm
Dumbnews
"Police Are Picking On Us" Complains Mafia Writer

British Police came under harsh criticism today for their heavy handed "witch-hunt" behaviour. Writing in the most widely read, vitriolic and populist gangland publication "The Mob" Trev 'Knuckles'...

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simjel 13.02.12 8:21pm
simjel
Mayor expresses ‘delight’ at prospect of jubilee visit

The mayor of the town of Sherborne in Dorset has expressed delight at the news that the queen plans to visit the town as part of her diamond jubilee celebrations. “Its wonderful news” he said...

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Chippy Mcneisch 13.02.12 7:51pm
Chippy Mcneisch
New research links diabetes surge to greetings card industry merchandise

A study by the Medical Research Council has established a direct link between saccharine merchandise produced by the greetings card industry and the diabetes epidemic sweeping the developed world....

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Qoxiivi 13.02.12 7:43pm
Qoxiivi
Bank of England hires King Midas to help with quantative easing policy 0
Immunis 13.02.12 6:13pm
Immunis
HSE ban high heels at drag racing event, mini skirts are still allowed

http://www.bsmh.org.uk/fundraising/fancydragrace.php...

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Immunis 13.02.12 6:12pm
Immunis
Hydrogen based green energy is inflationary claim critics 0
Immunis 13.02.12 6:12pm
Immunis
Suarez refuses to shake hands with Abu Hamza

More to follow...

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apepper 13.02.12 5:40pm
apepper
Hunt for doctor to pin blame on whitney death

"there must be one somewhere, we'll find him", says a close relative, holding back tears...

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Makkers1 13.02.12 5:11pm
Makkers1
Welsh government targets farting in cars

A campaign to stop people farting in cars when carrying children is being launched today. Wales’ chief medical officer explained that breathing in farts in enclosed spaces was particularly harmful...

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Major Clanger 13.02.12 5:11pm
godly1966
FA to scrap handshakes in favour of face-slapping and arse-kicking 0
Drylaw 13.02.12 4:27pm
Drylaw
Whitney death : Pyongyang grinds to halt once again 0
Drylaw 13.02.12 4:23pm
Drylaw
Abu Qatada to be banned from Mecca Bingo halls

Soon-to-be-free fiery hate preacher Abu Qatada is to be prevented from attending any of the UK’s sixty-seven - made in heaven - Mecca Bingo halls under the terms of his release, according to...

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Gary Stanton 13.02.12 4:14pm
Gary Stanton
Clintons Cards accused of sending out "mixed messages".

Bereavement. Secret sexual attraction. Holy Communnion thoughts. Incontinence. Childbirth. Flirtation. Anticipation of nerve-wracking events. Alcohol abuse. Gay Barmitzvah feelings. Wedding...

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nickb 13.02.12 4:13pm
Qoxiivi
Donner Card - Help Someone to Eat After You're Wrecked

A drive to increase the number of donner card holders starts this week sponsored by the Association of Kebab Shop Owners. Drunken revellers are being encouraged to sign up for the donner cards at...

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LizzyG 13.02.12 3:58pm
LizzyG
'Homeopathic royals cannot become King' shock

Royals who embrace homeopathy cannot become King constitutional lawyers have discovered in a shock finding. 'It has long been believed that only Catholics couldn't become King,' royal historian...

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roybland 13.02.12 3:42pm
roybland
Financial news - Shares in jelly manufacturer wobble as profits warning issued.

.more soon...

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DiY 13.02.12 3:16pm
DiY
Abu Hamza wins Contact Lens Wearer Of The Year award 0
cinquecento 13.02.12 2:58pm
cinquecento
Retired prozzie turned milk distributor tells all in Secret Dairy of a Call Girl

A prostitute who was struggling to make ends meet takes a part time job distributing milk. At first, she tells herself it's for one round only, but soon she's addicted to the lifestyle. The early...

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ronseal 13.02.12 2:46pm
SugarTits69
John Terry : "Suarez has brought racism, non-handshakes into disrepute"

On-again, off-again England football captain, John Terry slammed Luis Suarez for bringing shame on both racism and non-handshakes with his eloquently worded apology released yesterday. "Nice syntax...

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Mr Target 13.02.12 2:44pm
malgor
All eyes on Hutus and Tutsi handshake before next outbreak of war 0
ronseal 13.02.12 2:05pm
ronseal
Blatter admits handshaking might not be the best way to resolve racial tensions 0
ianslat 13.02.12 1:59pm
ianslat
BAFTAs; The Artist wins Best Foreign Language Film 1
beau-jolly 13.02.12 1:46pm
beau-jolly
Hungry Christians welcome the Little Mac “Communionburger™”

Churchgoers suffering from prematurely rumbling Sunday tum have a treat in store. It’s circular and a little over an inch and a quarter in diameter. Other than that, it’s got exactly the same...

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nickb 13.02.12 1:45pm
charlies_hat