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Not dead yet Mohammed Ali gets in a grave ready to turn for Haye v Harrison 0
Basil_B 4 years
Irish Government prepares to swap Bono for Aircraft Carrier. 3
Milo Shame 4 years

In this age of austerity, the Irish Government has come up with a plan to shore up any short-fall in their defence budget by considering swapping Bono for an aircraft carrier. Some defence experts...

Paedophiles slam Amazon book over lack of basic puppy training info 6
Gary Stanton 4 years

Paedophiles in your neighbourhood last night slammed online retailer Amazon for featuring a book with a slapdash approach to child love. Although the book entitled “The Paedophile’s Guide To...

Universe doesn't smell of butter, scientists affirm 4
Oxbridge 4 years
Microsoft to release new X-Box ‘Mirror’ in time for Christmas rush 3
Milo Shame 4 years

Microsoft announced that their latest add-on for the X-Box will be in stores just in time for Christmas. The X-Box ‘Mirror’ has already had its release in Asian and American markets and the...

Adaptable physicist has several ions in the fire 17
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Bus driver demolishs his own house as he drives his No.10 right through it. 3
Basil_B 4 years

'I've warned him about bringing his work home with him but would he listen' commented his Wife...

Vatican to Repeal "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Policy on Paedophiles 0
Grover 4 years

http://www.beehivecity.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pope.jpg Following the sale of a paedophile advice guide on the book-selling website Amazon, the Vatican is now considering repealing its...

Gap between rich and poor to be turned into new Water Park 4
Milo Shame 4 years

Charles Benmore from the Department of Culture, Media and Sport announces today that his Department is prepared to set up a tendering process for a controlling interest in the gap between the rich...

Winter TV Schedules Reflect Harsh Economic Climate 7
De-scribe 4 years

Highlights from the BBC's winter schedules announced today include: Scrapheap Challenge: Two redundant middle-aged businessmen fight to the death for the right to work in a call-centre. Rising...

Research Scientists in uproar over cuts to 'fucking about a bit' budget 9
Moggsy 4 years

The scientific community is in chaos following government announcements to more than halve funding into inane research which has made titting about a source of full time employment and twee news...

Hospital executive slams doctor for shameless rounding up of NHS job losses 2
Basil_B 4 years

NHS chief executive Sir David Nicholson condemned Royal College of Nursing executive Dr David Carter's claim that 27,000 jobs would go be going in the coming months as a gross exaggeration of the...

Weather forecasters predict it's sometimes windy 0
Sinnick 4 years

Does anyone else get irritated when we're warned about typical weather, just to get the public excited about something ? "Severe Weather Alert - could be slightly icy in winter", "Danger -...

After Amazon refuse to delist paedophiles book protestor 0
arrghgarry 4 years

wants to fuck the CEO`s children up their collective arses,he added these people are as sick as the paedos that like a good read...

Selfish coke addicts to launch TV Channel - "Whose line is it anyway?" 1
simonjmr 4 years
Cameron's Photographer Lines Up Lib-Dem MP's.... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

for mugs shot...

Unidentified Student Protestor wins coveted ‘Rear of the Year’ title 0
Milo Shame 4 years

As Scotland Yard officers examine hours of CCTV footage from Millbank, Chief Inspector Ray Willets was happy to announce their involvement in one of the most hotly contested awards of 2010. When...

Christian Insurance Salesman Dismisses 'Acts of God' 0
De-scribe 4 years

"I much prefer his earlier work", said Mr Clive Peasgood, 45 of Leicester...

Cameron suceeds in de-valuing Chinese currency by calling it a 'wanker' 0
Milo Shame 4 years

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Hospital night shift unable to clock off after NHS two minutes to midnight claim 0
Basil_B 4 years
Next Harry Potter to be X Rated 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The Proposed 'Confessions of a Wizard' is likely to be the next sequel to the Harry Potter Franchise. The typecast actors are delighted they can break away from their kiddy image and 'let rip' with...

Father in Law accuses love-rat celebrity chef of 'knife-swapping' 0
Milo Shame 4 years

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Car Monopoly Piece removed over Rolls Royce engine concerns 0
Milo Shame 4 years

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Schizophrenic Self-Harmers Welcome Cuts 2
De-scribe 4 years
Press Frenzy As Cheryl Cole Admits Sex Acts 1
De-scribe 4 years

As Cheryl Cole left ITV’s X-Factor studios announcing that she was “gannin’ for a facial”, London’s paparazzi were spinning in collective frenzy last night. Believing that she was...

Teens warned that excessive texting can lead to blindness 0
roybland 4 years
Lorry driver fined for failing to display soft toy tied to his radiator grill. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Lib-Dems secure more funding for the letter ‘X’ 0
Milo Shame 4 years

In these constrained and politically febrile times, Nick Clegg’s team have ensured that the letter ‘X’ will be financially secure until at least 2011 as part of the Comprehensive Spending...

Veteran Comedians honour fallen at Comedy Cenotaph 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

As expected, a good turnout was seen at the Comedy Cenotaph in remembrance of those comedians who died on stage over the past century. This year’s remembrance also marked the continued charity work...

75% of NewsBiscuit submissions "just not funny enough" claim expert panel 5
bonjonelson 4 years

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