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Tutu resigns from public life in protest of Gamu's X-Factor exit 0
simonjmr 3 years
Strauss pirouettes in grave as Waltz retitled 'Red Danube' 0
pinxit 3 years

More sewage...

Economic impact of holding POETS day on Thursday devastating, say CBI 2
Des Custard 3 years

More soon, and a hey nonny no...

Ben Elton: 'my kids wish I'd gone to Hollywood'... 0
be reasonable 3 years

"They hate Americans," he added...

French bank charges rogue trader €30 admin fee for dropping $5 billion claim 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Obama admits damage done by Gulf spill could take him years to clear up 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
French terror threat level ‘severe’ says Robespierre 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Call for more ethnic and disability group representation in Zombie movies 2
Stan Laurel 3 years

The continuing popularity of horror movies has led to a leading social commentator to call for a more politically correct stance in the portrayal of the undead in future zombie movies. Writing...

NICE performs U-turn on endorsement of rectangular sugar-coated biscuits 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Are we nearly there, yet? Your country needs you! 2
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

[url=http://www.icenews.is/index.php/2010/10/05/shattered-glass-and-injuries-at-iceland-parliament-protests/]Well timed[/url], and under-reported?...

Man Shocked at being Interviewed about Losing Child Benefits 0
IABP 3 years

A local man was shocked today after being approached to do an interview about losing child benefit if you're well off and don't need it. After repeatedly pointing out that he wasn't a woman the...

Delhi swimming medallists power to victory with explosive runs 1
Pharcite 3 years

British swimming medallists have revealed that their intense training regimens were enhanced by the use of products containing friendly bacteria. “We discovered that the consumption of large...

10 things Liverpool supporters need to know about The Boston Red Sox 2
Nobby Holder 3 years

1. they are American, 2. they are American, 3. they are American, 4. they are American, 5. they are American, 6. they are American, 7. they are American, 8. they are American, 9. they are...

Safety Nazi's invasion of Poland scuppered by unsecured handrail. 3
the coarse whisperer 3 years
David Cameron wants the UK electorate to pull themselves together 5
Kazytc 3 years

UK Prime Minister David Cameron, has called for Britain to pull together today. Determined to ensure that this happens, he has ordered that every householder in Britain, is receive with some...

BBC claims ‘Eastenders’ discovered 2D material with thickness of an atom 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Henry VIII may have lied on Match.com profile 1
ianslat 3 years

Sixteenth century ladies are being warned against answering online personal ads from kings of England after a woman married a man she met online, only to find that he had been married five times...

Local man admits he may be wrong on a few things 0
Dumbnews 3 years

Strongly held conspiracy theories may be wrong. Theory of life has some shortcomings. Prejudices and stereotypes may not be justified. Perhaps does not know what women want. All political parties...

Sadam Hussein to be postumously awarded the Nobel peace prize 0
arrghgarry 3 years

for indirectly bringing The U.S and the U.K armies to its shores and now its peoples are basking in peace ,prosperity and safety...

Symantec releases anti anti-virus software 0
Dumbnews 3 years
God accused of playing Cameron 1
Nobby Holder 3 years

Plans to cut the child benefit he depends on to feed and clothe his family has caused a rift between one of the country’s most celebrated fathers and Tory leader David Cameron ., Property tycoon...

Tory Bankers Refuse To Pay For Their Round 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

and en masse 'head for the pub toilets.'...

Cameron's 'Nelson Touch' 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

'I see no suffering, and neither does George.'...

Football Historian Discovers Ancient Document 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Relating to an obnoxious French baron's bid to buy a 300-player, English village team, plus pig's head football., No doubt, a well-bladdered event...

Nation in a Rorke's Drift. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Cameron told by lookout on the hill 'Bankers Sir. Thousands of them. Coming this way'...

Your Country Needs You... 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

..to pack all your troubles in your old kit bag so don't cry-ee there's a silver lining in the sky-ee we'll keep the home fires burning and you'll never walk alone cause we'll meet again don't know...

Your Country Needs You... to put a grand in the banker's hat when it come round. 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years
Your Country Needs Glue.... 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'Buy me some Mr'...

Teenage boys hear Cameron's call and 'all pull together'. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More tissues needed soon...

US apologises for hitting wrong 'collateral damage' targets 0
la maga 3 years

The US has apologised after accidentally killing two Pakistani soldiers while allegedly chasing Taliban fighters. The military voices have been at pains to explain that this was an error, after the...