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Mubarak leaves office after being in power for a pharoahld time. 2
wallster 4 years
New ‘confessional’ iPhone app comes with pre-installed sins... 6
Doylem 4 years

A new app allows religious techies to get the warm, fuzzy feeling they used to get from going to confessional simply by typing all their sins and personal shortcomings into their iPhones. To save...

C4 To show "My Big Fat Egyptian Revolution" 0
virtuallywill 4 years
National Trust tearooms impose ban on crowd surfing 3
Oxbridge 4 years
Impotent wine critic: “Can only get a Semillon” - 2 31
beau-jolly 4 years

more wine gags to come maybe...

West Ham pleased to have won something worth more than the Inter-Toto Cup 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

but not by much...

Microsoft Announces tie up with Finns. 0
captain747480 4 years

New Crowded House album only available on Windows Media Player...

New brain scan reveals nothing at all 1
Ludicity 4 years

Scientists are heralding a breakthrough in brain scan technology after a team at Oxford University produced full colour images of a human brain that shows nothing of any significance. ‘This is...

Teachers warn teen girls re: 'sexting' - 'send the pics when our wives are out.' 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

By special request...

Teachers' warning over 'sexting' 1
John Wiltshire 4 years

Teachers today issued a stern warning to teenage girls over the current craze for 'sexting'., 'Make sure you don't send us the pictures when our wives are around,' said a spokesman...

Nokia forced to shut down after alliance with Microsoft causes unexpected error 10
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
West Brom celebrate appointment of Roy Hodgson by selling their ground 6
John Wiltshire 4 years

West Brom today celebrated the appointment of Roy Hodgson as their new manager by selling The Hawthorns and roping off a bit of the local park, in anticipation of their promotion to Ken's Chip Shop...

1988 ++ Camry tie rods avail today 5
rikkor 4 years

I miss the spam. Better than the hundreds of i-Whatever attempts at humor...

Nokia sauna culture; "Just hot air". 0
beau-jolly 4 years
After years of intense pressure, Mud become rock musicians. 13
be reasonable 4 years
Nokia hacked by smurfs 0
beau-jolly 4 years

A spokeman said,"We caught them blue handed."...

Microsoft announce Windows is finally Finnished 0
captain747480 4 years

No more Service Packs ever?...

“Overnight sensation” after 30 years 0
beau-jolly 4 years

After quietly dictating for 30 years Hosni Mubarak has finally found fame at the age of 82. “It’s often the way in this game” he mused, “You plod away for years with hardly any...

£23m for Bacon Freud... 1
beau-jolly 4 years

eggs, sausages and beans...

Katie Price admits she just wanted Alex Reid to carry her children 0
4 years

but the little fat fuck was even too much for a cage fighter...

Treasury outsourced budget calculations to ‘abacus sweatshop’ 0
malgor 4 years

UK Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has acknowledged that some of the more difficult sums in the budget work may have been outsourced to an unspecified location in the Far East. ...

After the success of the George Foreman Grill, the Audley Harrison Pastry Brush. 0
Doylem 4 years
Activision wields axe on Guitar hero 0
simonjmr 4 years
Single lady on a diet seeks sugar-free daddy 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Mubarak refuses to walk like an Egyptian 4
Skylarking 4 years

More soon after all...

Mubarak to release cover version of 'Should I stay or should I go?' 0
Ian Searle 4 years

If I go there could be trouble, if I stay it could be double...

New Coronation Street family decide to keep themselves to themselves 8
Oxbridge 4 years

Barry Glazebrook, a 48-year old insurance underwriter who works in Manchester, his wife Maria, 45, and their son Philip, 17, have revealed that they have little interest in getting involved with the...

Sarah Palin denies existence of opponent after calling him "Neanderthal" 2
jm 4 years
Police called to clash on Eastbourne seafront 0
Gerontius 4 years

Police were called to a disturbance at the Blue Rinse Cafe on Eastbourne seafront earlier today to deal with the type of violence not seen since the mid 1960’s, When Police first arrived at the...

Club 1830 celebrates accession of William IV to the throne 1
John Wiltshire 4 years

Gentlemen members of the club were allowed to celebrate by loosening their cravats slightly, and the young ladies went so far as to show a glimpse of ankle, causing shock and outrage amongst the more...