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Underclass to be relaunched as 'Morlocks'

Michael Gove has outlined his latest attempt to tackle the so-called 'underclass'. From March, people who claim benefits, own more than two pairs of trainers or have the names of their children...

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13.09.11 12:45pm
‘Gideon’s Way’, the new solution for the UKs stumbling economy

“Cuts will help recovery” was the mantra from George (Gideon) Osborne as he delivered a keynote speech today. The chancellor believes that the economy will thrive simply by removing all support...

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spoole2112 12.09.11 8:43am
dvo4fun
Benefits cut warning over truancy as Parliament publish MP's attendance

sitting this one out, and the next...

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virtuallywill 09.09.11 4:04pm
virtuallywill
Chanel 5 spice things up as incestuous gay enters big brother 5
spoole2112 11.09.11 6:15pm
Golgo13
Muslim convert to Christianity takes up rustling livestock

As he might as well be hanged for a sheep as apostasy...

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greg various 09.09.11 3:17pm
greg various
UK Employment Projected To Fall To Zero...

The recently published figures on the rate of decline of employment in the UK suggest that British jobs will have disappeared in their entirety by 2019, and the Government is accordingly seeking...

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Awkward Facts 09.09.11 2:37pm
Awkward Facts
Vote Perry : She kissed a girl, and liked it

The US electorate are blowing Hot'n'cold over Perry's candidature. Although Fireworks are planned if the expected support of California Girls materialises. More soon...

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simonjmr 09.09.11 3:50pm
Akiko
Lying on his death bed

Sir George Spiffing,last of the great English eccentric explorers last words were,Ive been publicaly subjected to ridicule,Ive spent all my life savings,Ive traveled all the worlds railways,Its cost...

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Big Mamas 10.09.11 12:21pm
Oxbridge
Socialist celebrities leave UK to "avoid paying tax to support scroungers" 2
Nick McCarr 10.09.11 9:40am
writinginbsl
Porsche 'close to signing' a big sponsorship deal for 10th anniversary of 9/11

More money making schemes later...

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dvo4fun 10.09.11 3:22pm
MADJEZ
UKIP outline plans for Bigot Society 2
greg various 10.09.11 9:44am
writinginbsl
Trump's Wig Goes 'On The Lam' After Bust-up With Mogul

The NYPD has issued an APB on Donald Trump's wig, following its owner's decision not to enter the race for The White House next year. The ginger frizz-ball is believed to be armed and dangerous and...

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Duff 10.09.11 9:03am
Duff
Strategic world domination board game players forced to fill out Risk Assessment

Manufacturers Parker Brothers claim it's the Nanny State gone mad! However the Health and Safety Executive have pointed out it does contain small parts which could cause choking, repeated shaking of...

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Ian Searle 12.09.11 8:37am
dvo4fun
Carlos Tevez in turmoil as family moves to Manchester

Carlos Tevez’s attempts to engineer a big money move away from Man City have been dealt a blow after his family decided to move back to Manchester. The Argentinean had been keen to move to another...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 09.09.11 11:13am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Ketchup outage latest, McDonalds appeal for calm

McDonalds outlets in five states have no stock of ketchup with a further three on 'red alert'. The shortage began in Arizona where a trainee employee attempted to switch sachets with five people in...

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Pagantroll 09.09.11 10:31am
Pagantroll
Ant & Dec's new show, Black and Blue, looking for violent criminal contestants 2
Iamthestig 10.09.11 3:18pm
MADJEZ
DO NOT DISTRUB DRUG TAKING IN PROGRESS

A row has broken out over a hospital trust’s decision to give patients ‘Do Not Disturb’ uniforms to wear during routine ward drug taking to prevent nurses from speaking to them., When patients...

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Gerontius 10.09.11 9:31am
writinginbsl
David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR.

David Beckham is hoping to secure a switch from LA Galaxy to West London glamour club QPR:, "I am fully focused on moving to QPR and helping them win the Olympics Games " said Beckham. The 36 year...

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rebel not taken 09.09.11 4:03pm
Golgo13
Cameron forces Nadine Dorries to wear "Do not disturb" tabard as punishment 0
simonjmr 09.09.11 9:15am
simonjmr
Littlewoods release odds on repeat of 9/11 1
Screenie 09.09.11 10:17am
Qoxiivi
New bullshit detectors to be trialled in Parliament

Following decades of deceit, false claims, misleading comments, hidden agendas and general gibberish a unique bullshit detection system is to be trialled in Parliament which could make it more...

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Dick Everyman 09.09.11 11:34am
borednow
US faces 'credible 9/11 threat' from Congress 0
Griffin 09.09.11 9:08am
Griffin
Redgrave backs travellers rights to stay on at Big Brother site 0
simonjmr 09.09.11 9:04am
simonjmr
9.11 to be rebranded 11.9 for academic acuracy 0
arnied 09.09.11 8:49am
arnied
Isle of Wight seeks global collaborators for energy from steam project 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.09.11 8:37am
Duncan Biscuit
Biden warns US citizens to expect another massive blackout tonight 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.09.11 8:36am
Duncan Biscuit
Gypsy Wedding winner of Big Brother refuses to leave the BB house 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.09.11 8:35am
Duncan Biscuit
Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg to present Sky Sports 2
simonjmr 09.09.11 8:35am
Sinnick
Republicans Oppose Obama's Dinner Plans

Barack Obama today unveiled his plans for dinner this evening, outlining how he, his wife Michelle, and two children Sasha and Malia, would be eating a nutritionally balanced meal that would see the...

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TokyoTomato 19.09.11 3:43pm
writinginbsl
Brightest stars welcome 50p tax rate

Stars from the world of sport and entertainment have unanimously backed the current 50p tax rate with some even arguing they would be happy to pay as much as £1.00 a week out of their earnings.,...

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Gerontius 09.09.11 7:23am
Gerontius